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[CROWD CHEERING]

RINGMASTER: Ladies and gentlemen.

Give it up for Man-Mountain Malloy...

...the strongest man in Gotham City!

[CROWD CHEERING]

Ho-hum.

[HORN HONKING]

[CROWD LAUGHS]

[GRUNTING]

[LAUGHING]

You know clowns are evil, don't you?

[GRUNTING]

[CROWD CHEERING]

[GASPS]

Ooh, tough guy.

Especially that clown.

If you think he's buff, folks, get a load of me.

[GRUNTING]

[SCREAMS]

[CROWD SCREAMING]

Hide your families, Gotham, because when Joker goes jumbo...

...he'll snap your twigs!

[JOKER LAUGHING AND CROWD SCREAMING]

[JOKER GROWLS]

Whoa, big.

Batgirl?

You're way dinkier than | expected.

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]

Being a criminal genius just doesn't cut it these days.

You need brawn to complement the brains.

[GASPS]

[CRASH]

BATGIRL: | think | better join a gym.

BRUCE: Now we know who stole Bane's power-infusion module...

...from Gotham P.D.'s evidence lockup.

The crazy crime clown, running amok with the strength of Bane.

-But what did he steal at a circus? -The box office.

That seems rather small potatoes for a giant Joker.

BRUCE: The entire box office.

No doubt a warm-up for a bigger workout.

BARBARA: | need to bulk up. Unh!

Can't let the Batman have a weakling for backup.

Ninety-nine. Unh! One hundred. Unh!

[SIGHS]

Twenty thousand more reps...

..and I'll have Iron Pumping Muscles of Steel.

[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

Barb, are you ready for...

...school?

Uh, did | mention I'm taking a new elective, Pop?

Competitive bodybuilding.

That's my girl.

GRANGE: Thank you all for joining us this morning.

To symbolize Gotham City's prominent place in the global community...

...we unveil our new landmark, the Gotham Globe.

[CROWD CHEERING]

JOKER: Gold-plated.

As valuable as it is heavy, | bet.

Don't bother wrapping it.

I'll take this little bauble as is.

[CROWD SCREAMING]

Today, Gotham.

Tomorrow, the world.

[BELL RINGING]

GORDON: Bye, sweetie. Be good.

Define "good."

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

Gordon.

Joker walked away with it?

I'm on my way.

You go, Pop.

[SIGHS]

Round two with Joker. Mm.

Pull it together, Barb. The Bat needs you.

BRUCE: Thanks, Alfred.

[BATWAVE BEEPING]

Early start. Haven't had my coffee, but Joker's already had his protein shake.

[FOOTSTEPS POUNDING]

[GRUNTS]

[GUNS COCKING]

Put down the globe.

It's all yours, officer.

Have a ball.

Hey, | got a fab new figure and you got a fab new Batmobile.

Show-anc-tell's over, Joker.

[COMPUTER BEEPING]

[GASPS]

[RUMBLING]

Um, ouch.

[LAUGHING]

[GRUNTING]

You only have yourself to blame for me, Batsy.

We've always taken turns outsmarting each other...

...but you had the muscle.

So | thought I'd stack the odds in my favor.

Back for more, Tiny?

-Um, bring it on? -Well, Jim...

.._Batgirl didn't score very high in that round.

Let's see if Joker can top her in the discus throw.

[GASPS]

[LAUGHS]

Joker takes the gold.

Plan: You hit clown-boy high, | hit him low.

He's out of your league.

I've been working out, you know.

-For your own safety, stay back. -Ugh.

Hey! Who's up for dodge ball?

BATGIRL: Up here if you need me.

[LAUGHING]

Welcome to my world, Bats.

And Planet Joker is a world of hurt.

BATGIRL: Heads up!

Look out!

[CROWD SCREAMING]

[BATMAN GRUNTS]

Bye!

[GRUNTING]

Phew. Need me yet?

[GRUNTING]

ALFRED [OVER RADIO]: Sir? -I'll need more backup.

[COMPUTER BEEPING]

Prepare for special delivery.

[BEEPING]

[BATMAN GRUNTING]

Batman!

Not good.

Next up, Jim, we have a new sporting event:

the Batmobile Toss.

[JOKER GROWLING]

Where do you think you're going?

[WHIRRING]

I'm not through with you, weakling.

Oh, if Batman can't beat Super Clown, how can |?

Whoa.

A Bat robot?

[WHIRRING]

Or a muscle suit?

[GRUNTS]

| won't ask again, Batsy. Hand over your milk money.

[BEEPING]

[WHIRRING]

Oh, Batgirl, you stepped up to heavyweight class.

BATGIRL: Here goes nothing.

Yes.

How many rounds can you go with Sugar Ray Joker?

BATGIRL: Let's find out.

[ALARM BEEPING]

Uh-oh. Retro thrusters?

Whoa!

You're a klutz, Tiny.

[LAUGHING]

[GROANS]

Okay, where's the tutorial on this thing?

[GRUNTS]

[GROANING]

She didn't.

His weak spot.

JOKER: Whoopsie.

[BATMAN GRUNTING]

[LAUGHING]

Priceless.

With shtick like that, Batgal, you may have a future in comedy.

Which is more than | can say for the Batman.

| predict he doesn't have a future at all.

Ta-ta, Tiny!

[LAUGHING]

[WHIRRING]

BATGIRL: Great. | can't get up and | can't eject.

| had to land on the escape hatch.

Batman needs my help.

Think Barbara.

Think outside the box.

Glad | took gymnastics.

I'll get the hang of this muscle suit.

At least it's gonna lead me straight to Batman.

[BEEPING]

JOKER: Wakey-wakey, Batsy-watsy.

Can't let you sleep through your own demise, you know.

Hope you like carnival games.

Allow me to demonstrate.

Get the picture?

With you gone, Batsy...

...there'll be no one to stop me from kicking sand in Gotham's face.

You forget about Batgirl.

That pipsqueak?

If she stands in my way, I'll just scrape her off my shoe.

Now, time to ring your bell.

[BELL DINGS, THEN BABY'S CRY ON RECORDING]

"Mama's boy"? Just warming up.

Okay, now I'm pumped.

[WHIRRING]

Huh?

You're going down, clown.

You again?

Good girl.

[GRUNTS]

Whoa, cheap shot.

Oh, no.

[THUD]

Batman?

[GRUNTING]

Huh?

Batarangs? Uh, tried that. Didn't hurt him.

Wait. Batman's aiming for Joker's fuel pump.

He's using brain to beat brawn.

[GRUNTING]

[LAUGHING]

Sorry, Batsy, but only the strong survive.

[WHIRRING]

Pardon me, but a tin can is just begging to be opened.

[GRUNTING]

I'm tiny, Joker. You can't reach me.

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]

No!

[GROANS]

[GULPS]

[GROANING]

I'm still bigger than you!

But not me, bully.

[GROANS]

-Look what | found. -Smart move there.

Muscles aren't everything.

Sometimes brains are better than brawn...

..and sometimes being tiny can be a strength.