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[crowd cheers]
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Coming through, sir.
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Take a load off, Alfred.
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Jolly good, then.
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Oh, dear. | trust Master Bruce
did pay the cable bill.
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-Good evening, Gotham.
-Joker.
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It's me.
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Your most underrated entertainer.
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Oh, how I've tried
to make you all laugh,
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but I'm not feeling the love, people.
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Every time | bring
my brand of funny to Gotham,
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the only sound | hear ts:
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[chirping]
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But who can blame you?
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You're all glued to your idiot boxes.
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And since the media chooses to focus
on the tragic side of my crime career,
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it seems some hilarious
counter-programming is in order.
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So stay tuned for my brand-new sitcom:
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Me and the Mayor!
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What happens when you team
the crazy crime clown
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with Gotham's very own Mayor Grange?
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Can't-miss comedy, folks.
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And it premieres tonight
on my very own pirate network, JTV.
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Just as soon as | abduct my co-star.
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[laughter on TV]
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Shall | tape it for you, sir?
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[theme music playing]
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[siren wailing]
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Next time Joker decides
to target the mayor, I'll drive.
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Sorry, partner,
but Cash Tankinson always drives.
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Does Cash Tankinson always wear
sunglasses at night
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and speak in third person?
Just curious.
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, chief warned me
you'd resent the new guy.
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So I'm your first
since what's-his-name, huh?
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Bennett. His name was Ethan Bennett.
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A real shame Joker went
and turned him into Clayface,
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but Cash Tankinson don't melt so easy.
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I'm the last partner you'll ever need, Yin.
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[device beeping]
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| somehow doubt that.
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What kind of nut announces his crimes
before he commits them?
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Joker has to be kidding if he thinks
he could get past Gotham P.D.
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Joker's not kidding, mayor.
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[laughing] He's joking.
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What's wrong with you?
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"Joking." [cackling]
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[all gasping]
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-Joker.
-It's the Joker.
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Get ready for your close-up, Mr. Mayor.
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[door bursts open]
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On the floor, clown boy.
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Cash Tankinson's kicking butt
and taking names.
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[laughing hysterically] Stop, stop!
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Such classic dialogue.
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What deadpan delivery.
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You are Hee Haw-larious!
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Ever consider acting? You're good.
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Clown boy, you're going--
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Down?
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My card.
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We'll do lunch.
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[groans]
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Thank you, Punch.
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Judy, chop-chop.
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Joker and The Batman. Sweet.
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Tankinson. Tankinson, wait up!
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[groans]
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[thud]
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The Batman?
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My biggest fan.
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Punch, run this out to him, please.
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Judy, | think this is our turn.
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Might have a better chance losing him
in something sportier.
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Happy trails, sparky. [laughs]
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Say hello to Cash Tankinson,
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the detective who finally arrests The Batman.
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-Look, the mayor's--
-Hey, | didn't vote for him.
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Can't let the two new men in my life
meet like this.
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Nice work, Yin.
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Just whose back do you got, anyway?
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You ditched me.
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| always watch my partner's back.
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-[Alfred] Sir.
-Anything good on the tube?
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The Gators are trailing miserably.
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So are we, but | have the feeling
Joker's about to announce his next move.
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[Joker laughing]
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Quite astute you are, sir.
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Me and the Mayor is about to premiere.
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Help! Someone help me, please!
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[laughing]
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Oh, why the long face, Mairzy Doats?
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Let me go, you maniac.
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Hee!
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Don't you fret. | have just the thing
to turn your frown upside down.
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No, stop!
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| have a family. [laughing]
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Why is Joker engaging in
this ghastly business?
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It isn't just for the laughs.
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| know that look. You have another
get-rich-quick scheme, don't you?
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Bank robbery? That's cwazy.
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So crazy it might just work.
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You're right again, sir.
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Joker is shooting on location.
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At Main Street Bank.
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Oh, Punch...
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Hey, the mayor and | were gonna rob
the old bank.
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Wanna come?
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Now didn't we all learn
an important lesson today?
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That's right.
With a positive attitude and a smile,
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maybe, just maybe, we can all get along.
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Tune in to JTV tomorrow night
for a new series and a new co-star:
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Detective Shades.
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Bring it on, clown boy.
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You mess with the bull,
you'll get the horns.
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If you let this get personal,
it will impair your ability to do your job.
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Come on, Yin. Doesn't some part of you
wanna slap that grin off of Joker's face?
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At least for Burnett?
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Bennett.
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I'm not losing another partner to this madman.
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As your senior officer,
I'm ordering you into a police safe house.
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What? Police protection?
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Cash can take care of Cash.
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Fine. Then Cash will take care of Cash
off-duty and out of sight
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until we bring Joker down.
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Well, good luck handling that lunatic
all by yourself.
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And since Cash doesn't think you can...
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Cash will.
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[Bruce] Chasing down Joker's
hit-and-run camera crew
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isn't getting Mayor Grange back any quicker,
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but if the clown's pirating a broadcast signal,
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maybe we can trace it to its source.
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And if we can preempt JTV,
we have a chance of drawing Joker out.
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[Alfred] Speak of the devil.
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Frequency's locked on.
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Tracing.
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And the lummox would be?
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Yin's new partner.
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He's been set up and he doesn't even know it.
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Tankinson? Ugh, | told you
to stay away from Joker.
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Tankinson, get out of there. It's a trap.
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| tracked clownie here.
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-He's mine.
-/f you found Joker,
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it's only because he wanted you to.
He's broadcasting you live, right now.
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I'm on TV?
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Well, | hope clownie's out for some cash,
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because it's payday, baby.
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[can rattles]
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[Joker laughs]
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Freeze.
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Suave sleuthing there, Shades.
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But just who do you think's filming you?
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Oh, no.
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Any trace, sir?
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[Bruce] | may not need it.
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| Know where they are.
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Good evening and welcome.
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We're here to raise money
for a very special cause:
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saving Detective Shades ' life.
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You see, Gotham, if you can't pony up
$1 million in donations
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to me, the detective's toast.
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So, what say we open our hearts
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and our checkbooks for our dear friend here.
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[phone rings]
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We just received $50 from Grandma Shades.
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She says, "Please don't harm
my grandson, | beg you."
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Human compassion at its finest.
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Okay, time to roll those numbers.
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Aw, looks like a lost cause.
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Maybe it's best we just put this pup down.
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What are you doing?
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No! Stop, stop! No, no!
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[laughing]
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[door smashes]
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[Alfred] Sir.
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All frequencies running to and from
the six active transmitters
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here in Gotham have been traced,
but there wasn't a pirate frequency.
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Active? Then maybe Joker's
using an oldie-but-goodie.
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Of course.
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[Batman]
The abandoned Gotham Radio King tower.
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Now, why would you want to
pull the plug on JTV
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when we've been such a ratings smash?
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Gotham's been riveted to their sets,
but once again, no one's laughing.
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Maybe it's you, Joker.
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Maybe you're just not funny.
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[gasps] It's the viewing public
who doesn't have a sense of humor,
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but | have just the thing to make them laugh.
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Die laughing, in fact.
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Lights!
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Dispensers of Joker gas
scattered throughout the city,
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and through the beauty of wireless,
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they're set to empty
their chuckle-inducing contents
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during the course of my next transmission.
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And with the city dying of laughter,
it'll be yours to plunder.
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[laughing] You betcha, Batsie.
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| was going to activate them
during a ratings stunt
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when | write these two
tired characters off the show.
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But now, what could make
more compelling TV than...
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Joker versus The Batman.
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[Joker] Tonight on The Joker:
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Will Batman defeat our charismatic star
in time to save the hostages?
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Will Joker finally take control of Gotham
once and for all?
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To find out, stay tuned.
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Same Joker crime, same Joker channel.
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[laughing]
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Don't worry, | promise a fair fight.
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And by fair,
| mean totally stacked in my favor.
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Come on, Batsie, smile for the camera.
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[groans]
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If he stops the signal, he'll stop the gas.
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Don't let him reach the top of the tower.
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| have one partner down
and one who might need backup.
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[gas hissing]
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[people laughing]
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Ah! Music to my ears.
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Just a few more deep breaths, Gotham.
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| don't-- | don't get it.
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What happened?
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What was so funny?
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He can't win. This is my show.
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Guess I'll have to settle with
being the sore loser.
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Sorry, but JTV's cutting all ties
with you two has-beens.
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Joker, you've been cancelled.
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So have they.
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No!
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Appreciate the backup.
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[sirens wailing]
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Speaking of, I'm not the only cop
who followed your television exploits.
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While Gotham citizens are recovering
tonight after exposure to Joker gas,
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the rescued hostages,
Mayor Grange and Detective Cash Tankinson,
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are listed in good condition
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thanks to an antidote believed
to be left behind by The Batman.
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| hate TV.
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[groans]
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Detective Ellen Yin recommends
refraining from excess chitchat
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if Cash wants to be back on the street
anytime soon.
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About that, Yin,
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it doesn't look like we'll be
working together anymore.
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| requested a transfer to a desk job.
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Need a break from the action.
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Really? Probably just as well.
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| prefer a strong, silent partner.
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[theme music playing]
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