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[mysterious music playing]

Mm, meow.

[gasps]

Paws off, puddy.

Hello? It's a cat. The jewel's mine.

| beg to differ, my feline felon.

And so do my companions.

[both whispering indistinctly]

[Penguin sneers]

Mm.

Now, how could | say no to those beady blue eyes?

Well, Mama Cobblepot did always say | was a handsome one.

You know, perhaps we can come to some sort of arrangement.

Mm? What you have in mind, good-looking?

This gem happens to be one of a pair.

The cat is all yours

if you help me steal the true object of my desire.

A partnership. [purrs]

[theme music playing]

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[sirens wailing]

[Yin] Millions of dollars’ worth of art and valuables

skipped over for a jeweled cat.

This heist has all the earmarks of Catwoman.

Except for the other point of entry.

She had help. A second perp.

[mysterious music playing]

| want everyone to recanvass the exterior. Let's move.

[pensive music playing]

[whirs]

The tome you requested, Master Bruce.

A second perp doesn't fit her profile.

Catwoman works alone.

Well, partnerships do appear to be all the rage these days.

Detective Yin's a good cop, Alfred.

I'm glad she decided to put her trust in The Batman.

[computer beeping]

Dander of an Eastern European raven.

It's one of Penguin's birds.

But why would Catwoman team with Oswald Cobblepot?

Here's why.

The relic stolen last night is one of a pair...

with Ra, the Egyptian sun god.

The very same relic currently on loan

to the Museum of Natural History here in Gotham?

A cat and a bird.

Two jewels, two villains.

And one crime-fighter capable of stopping them.

[bats screech]

[bleak music playing]

[squawks]

[Catwoman] Digital surveillance.

State-of-the-art electronic security.

Mm. The museum's a tough nut to crack,

but | Know where the soft spots are.

Ooh, with my birds and your know-how,

the two of us will be sitting in the old catbird seat.

[chuckles] Sounds cozy, Pengy baby.

But cats and birds are natural enemies, you know.

Well, with enemies like you, Cat-Chickie, who needs friends?

[claw scrapes]

[both whispering indistinctly]

[scraping]

-A little privacy, please. -Yes.

Why don't you go fetch me a saucer of moo juice?

Ahem! Manners.

[both whispering indistinctly]

Fine, good riddance. And don't come back!

Alone at last.

Oh, Ozzie, you've stolen my heart.

Too bad I'm gonna break yours once | steal both those jewels.

[mysterious music playing]

Hmm?

[squawks]

Hey. [coughs]

Surveillance down.

What about that state-of-the-art security?

Oh, don't you worry your pretty little head, Pengy.

The Catwoman knows a trick or two.

Oh, phenomenal.

You know, according to Egyptian legend,

the cat goddess enabled old Ra here

to harness the power of the sun.

How nice for them.

And where is my kitty, cutie-cakes?

Such a shame to break up the set.

[Catwoman] Oh, The Batman.

You never call. You never write.

Three's a crowd, Bat-Jerk.

You two want souvenirs of your visit, try the gift shop.

[dramatic music playing]

-Ow! -Ow!

[brick scraping]

[chuckles] Quite a pair.

Oh, about that, sweetie, | prefer to work alone.

| was referring to these.

You? Double-crossing me?

So sorry for stringing you along, sugarplum.

But you're not my type. They are.

[dramatic music playing]

| trusted you.

[Penguin laughs]

[groans] Huh?

| brought this pretty bracelet especially for you,

but since you two pointy-ears make such a cute couple...

His and hers.

[groans]

I'll just hang on to the key and the jewels. [laughs]

[alarm blaring]

Ugh! Now what?

Relax.

-Oven timer? -It's rigged to explode.

-[suspenseful music playing] -[alarm blaring]

It's been a blast, Batman.

It's tamperproof.

Oh, well, you're stuck with me.

We need the key.

Hmm, yet another reason for a penguin hunt.

[sirens wailing in distance]

[cat screeches]

[both] This way.

Fine, you lead.

Mm, meow.

Hmm.

I'll drive.

[tires screech]

-[officer 1] Whoa! -[officer 2] Hey!

[officer 1] Catwoman?

| don't believe it.

[Catwoman] This baby really purrs.

Looks like you have Penguin to blame for putting me in the driver's seat.

Huh. What's this do?

Curiosity killed the cat.

Mm, Kitty's curious about more than just your wheels.

What's under your hood, handsome?

Ladies first.

[bats screech]

[sighs] Trust your instincts, Yin.

So, Bat-Beau, when we find the waddling worm-eater

I'd like to have at least two minutes alone with him.

You'll both have plenty of alone time

when you're together in the Gotham State Penitentiary.

[BatWave ringing]

-Batman. -Well, what do you know? It works.

Uh, hi. | thought I'd put our new partnership to the test.

Oh, gives his number to all the girls.

What's up, detective?

[sighs] I'm stumped.

| can't ID Catwoman's mysterious partner.

Thought you might have an idea.

-I'm tracking a few leads. -Meow.

-Excuse me? -Uh, static on the BatWave.

I'll have to get back to you, detective.

So he's a little strange, Yin. He dresses like a bat.

[man over radio] All points bulletin. The Batman and Catwoman

were seen fleeing together from the museum crime scene.

The Batman's the second perp?

[bats screech]

[bleak music playing]

[scoffs] To think, this could've all been mine.

[Batman] Penguin's been doing some research.

According to these artifacts, when the two jewels are properly configured,

they're capable of harnessing the power of the sun.

-You read Ancient Egyptian? -The pictures help.

So you think Pengy's looking to reduce his utility bill?

[buoy bell ringing]

[chuckles] Whoever said cats and birds are natural enemies?

[pensive music playing]

Detective, Squad Room. Something big's going down.

[Penguin over speakerphone] That's right. | demand $1 billion by dawn,

or Gotham suffers the wrath of the sun.

Sun? In the middle of the night?

This Penguin guy's nuts.

Oh, allow me to demonstrate.

[dramatic music playing]

[Penguin laughs]

Lights, camera,

destruction!

[cackling]

Oh, you gotta love those ancient Egyptian engineers.

Wire the money to my Swiss bank account by sunrise,

or my next target will be full of civilians.

[bats screech]

[engine revs]

[BatWave rings]

My, who's the popular one?

-Batman. -[Yin] Cat's out of the bag, partner.

-| know you're with Catwoman. -Hiss.

Trust me, detective, it's complicated.

| have to trust you. You're needed.

Penguin's holding Gotham hostage with some sort of--

[Batman] Ancient Egyptian light machine. | know.

And I know where to find him.

The only bird's-eye view of Gotham with a powerful enough light source.

[bats screech]

If Penguin sees us coming, he might get trigger-happy.

-Well, there's only one stairwell. -We don't need stairs.

[Catwoman] Uh, aren't sea gulls usually white?

They're Penguin's birds.

Here comes Miss Congeniality.

[suspenseful music playing]

[birds squawking]

Up you go.

-[emitting shrill tone] -[squawking]

| never did get my saucer of milk.

[dramatic music playing]

Ugh.

Nails on a chalkboard.

Yah!

| could dance all night, partner.

Let's shake a crow from his nest.

[buoy bell rings]

Ah.

Huh?

Well, well, look what the cat dragged in.

-It's over, Penguin. -Bye-bye, birdie.

Any closer and Gotham Children's Hospital is rubble.

| possess the power of Ra.

|, Penguin, Pharaoh of Gotham.

[groans, then mutters]

-The cat. -You mean, after all we've been through?

Come on. Throw a dog a bone.

Oh, all right.

Sorry, handsome.

[dramatic music playing]

Not so fast, kitty cat.

The triple-crosses end here.

We had a deal, fish breath. [yells]

Hey.

Hmm. Made for each other.

[Catwoman] Come on.

[light creaks]

[Penguin] Hang on. Here's our ride.

Bye-bye, bat.

Now take us to your spare key.

[Penguin] Huh? What spare key?

[BatWave rings]

Batman?

[Batman] The coast is clear, detective.

[Yin sighs]

But | highly recommend keeping the relics separated.

| Know this may sound shady, but it might be best if | held on to one

for safekeeping.

Go right ahead, Batman.

/ trust you.

[dramatic music playing]

[theme music playing]

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