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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

[CLATTERING]

Huh?

Hello? Sam, is that you?

Sam, are you working late again?

[CACKLES]

You! But | sentenced you, put you away for years.

You're supposed to be in Arkham Asylum!

[CACKLING]

[WEAPON POWERS UP]

[SIRENS WAILING]

-Gotham P.D. -In there. But you won't believe it.

Whoa.

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-He's been carded. -Quick. Chip him out.

[CACKLING]

Joker?

Go, go, go!

ETHAN: Whoa!

[TIRES SQUEALING]

[BEEPS]

[TIRES SQUEALING]

[GRUNTS]

BATMAN: According to Arkham, Joker's still locked in his cell...

... as been all night long.

Perhaps Joker left some manner of decoy in his place.

Could be, Alfred. But other things don't add up.

Joker abducted Judge Wigzell...

...out not before leaving him for the police and me to see.

You're not expecting Joker to actually make sense, are you?

It was Joker's calling card. His way of announcing his plan.

Do you think there's more to come?

Maybe Joker's out to collect a deck of those who've crossed him.

Fifty-one more victims? Where would you start?

One name is sure to be on his hit list:

The Batman.

lll lay the bait at Joker's last known house of cards.

[LAUGHS]

[JOKER GRUNTS]

BATMAN: Not too talkative, are you?

[LAUGHING]

[JOKER LAUGHING]

Where's the judge, Joker?

How'd you manage to be two places at once?

And why the mime act?

[JOKER LAUGHING ON RECORDER]

You're a pale imitation.

The real Joker doesn't wear makeup.

-Don't hurt me! -Who are you?

-Nolan. I'm an orderly. -Arkham?

Joker said he'd do me in unless | helped him with his plan.

Gave me the keys to his place to bring him stuff and-- Ah!

Who else is Joker after?

[WEAPON POWERS UP]

Ah?

"Surprise"?

[WEAPON POWERS UP]

[NOLAN SCREAMS]

BATMAN: / left Joker's understudy in clown storage for the time being.

Joker clearly didn't want him talking.

Why not chip the fellow out and question him further?

Because I'm through being Joker's fool.

I'm gonna get my answers straight from the horse's mouth, at Arkham Asylum.

Seventeen leads so far from our tip line...

...each and every one of them a crank.

And Joker's in Arkham.

So for all we know, this copycat crime is some kind of prank as well.

Well, if the next tip tells us our missing judge is with Prince Albert in a can....

What's this?

An invitation?

Addressed to both of us.

ETHAN: What the--?

Playing cards?

"For lots of laughs and a missing judge...

... shuffle down to the old Gotham Palace Theater...

...at 10 p.m. tonight. Love, Joker."

BAGLEY: Well, I'm always delighted to speak to the press.

Particularly the Gotham Gazette.

Actually, | don't consider myself merely a top criminal psychiatrist here at Arkham.

| view my role as the last line of defense...

...between Gotham and psychopaths like Penguin, Freeze...

...and my prize catch, Joker.

In fact, I've been invited to a banquet of honor tonight...

...for Gotham's most inspiring citizens at Gotham Palace Theater.

And | have just enough time to grab my coat.

Did | provide enough details for my profile?

Oh, you've been more of a help than you know, Dr. Bagley.

[PHONE CLICKS, DIAL TONE]

Pompous windbag.

[JOKER MUTTERING]

[GASPS]

The Batman! What if | hadn't been decent?

You're never decent, Joker.

Why bother adding a stand-in to your card collection instead of me?

[LAUGHS]

To drive you batty, of course.

And look, it's working.

Answers, Joker.

Do you really think I'd send a flunky to eliminate my favorite sparring partner?

| reserve that pleasure for me alone.

-Then why--? -Because | miss your company, Batman.

We're two sides of the same card.

After all, you knew where I'd send my look-alike to find you.

And | knew all along that if | left a trail of bread crumbs, you'd gobble them up!

Joker, you're not making sense.

Why convince an orderly to do your dirty work...

...when you could just have him unlock your cell?

Because you've always been my ace, Batman.

My ace in the hole!

[PLAYS DISCORDANT NOTES]

What?

[COUGHS]

[CACKLES]

| don't need you in my card collection.

| never play with a full deck!

[LAUGHS]

Nice of Nolan to bring some essentials.

[CHUCKLES]

Makeup? Joker don't need no stinking makeup.

Smiles, Batsy.

[BATMAN GROANS]

Thanks to you, I'm right on schedule.

Off to the theater!

[LAUGHING]

Ta-ta!

GUARD: All right, Joker. Dinnertime.

Hey, how about a little mac and...

...cheese?

The Batman! | gotta call the police.

GUARD: The Batman!

| gotta call the police.

DISPATCHER [ON RADIO]: All available units, respond.

Dispatch, Bennett and Yin.

The Batman's been reported locked in a cell at Arkham Asylum.

The pranks keep coming.

Batman behind bars?

Well, we still have plenty of time before curtain.

[SCOFFS]

ETHAN: The Batman, huh?

GUARD: Seriously, dude. | do not know how he got in there.

Or what he did with Joker.

Isn't that weird?

We'll take it from here.

[BATMAN IMITATES JOKER LAUGHING]

What, you think it's funny, wasting police time?

| wasn't kidding. The Batman was in there.

You're the one who should be in there.

YIN: Come on, Bennett. Let's get to Gotham Palace Theater.

Huh.

| Knew what | saw.

I'm not crazy.

Where'd you go?

[GASPS]

Hey! Aww!

[CAR DOORS OPEN AND CLOSE]

[ETHAN GROANS]

If this is a crank, it definitely isn't funny.

Feels more like a trap.

[JOKER LAUGHS]

Showtime!

[ETHAN AND YIN GASP]

[GROANING]

-Where...? -Huh?

Detectives, get us out of here.

All right. Just hold on and we'll...

[GRUNTING]

[SIGHS]

Theater with a sticky floor.

[MUSIC BLARING]

Welcome to Joker's Revenge-O-Rama.

Allow me to introduce my first guest:

Judge Horace Wigzell!

He's such a card.

[RECORDED LAUGHTER PLAYS]

I'll deal Joker a hand once | get my foot out of this shoe.

Easy, partner. Don't do anything rash.

Now, why are you here?

Because you all done me wrong!

Wigsy, you sentenced me to life in the loony bin.

Detectives, you arrested me. Shame on you.

Bagley, how many times do | have to tell you, | hate macaroni and cheese!

Oh, how I've wanted to deck all of you.

So deck you | shall!

[LAUGHS]

Go fish.

[RECORDED CHEERING PLAYS]

Joker, you maniac.

Huh?

Ah, queen of spades.

Joker, you better not--

Don't make me slap you, jack.

Get it? "Slapjack"?

[CACKLES]

[GRUNTS]

Set nozzle to wide.

Time for my favorite game.

Fifty-two pickup!

[CROWD GASPS]

Wha--?

CROWD [IN UNISON]: Huh?

BATMAN: The reviews are in, Joker.

Your show's a flop.

[GRUNTS]

Can't stay away from me, can you, Batman?

| guess opposites do attract. Whoo!

Let's chip you out of there.

Hmm. Chip?

Good idea.

Cash me out.

[GRUNTING]

[CACKLING]

[BEAMS CREAKING]

It's the Batman. Unh!

[GASPING]

Yin, let's get everybody out of here before those two bring down the house.

[GRUNTING]

You're going back to Arkham...

...for a long game of solitaire.

Funny, Batman. You're quick with the punch line!

[JOKER LAUGHS]

Sorry, Batman...

...but Joker always laughs last.

Huh?

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

You gambled, Joker.

You lost.

[BATMOBILE APPROACHES]

Good evening, sir.

| trust you resolved matters with the crazy crime...

...clown.

Oh, | walked a mile in Joker's shoes tonight and then some.

If | never see another playing card again....

Oh! Say no more.

[JOKER'S LAUGHTER ECHOING]

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