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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,230 --> 00:00:03,530 . . 2 00:00:03,530 --> 00:00:08,850 . . 3 00:00:08,850 --> 00:00:15,690 . . 4 00:00:15,690 --> 00:00:18,350 . . . . 5 00:00:18,350 --> 00:00:27,150 . 6 00:00:27,150 --> 00:00:29,910 . . . . 7 00:00:46,019 --> 00:00:47,140 Oh, what? 8 00:00:47,420 --> 00:00:48,500 So you just don't get it. 9 00:00:52,150 --> 00:00:53,250 Men just don't understand women. 10 00:00:53,890 --> 00:00:56,290 It's like we're programmed genetically to think in different ways. 11 00:00:56,630 --> 00:00:58,650 What is that? Let's leave that. We have bigger problems. 12 00:00:58,930 --> 00:01:02,450 Jonas invited Professor Chumley to a festival for the replicator. Why is he 13 00:01:02,450 --> 00:01:05,170 doing something stupid like that all the time? The genetic conference is about 14 00:01:05,170 --> 00:01:07,690 to take place. We don't know if there are still problems with the replicator. 15 00:01:08,450 --> 00:01:09,450 Jonas has lost his mind. 16 00:01:10,950 --> 00:01:12,610 Oh, that can be something. 17 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:21,330 Also, es ist unglaublich. Sie werden staunen. Sie werden Augen machen. Wir 18 00:01:21,330 --> 00:01:24,850 wirklich Unglaubliches geleistet. Was wir da fabriziert haben, das ist 19 00:01:24,850 --> 00:01:27,990 phänomenal. Ich bin wirklich gespannt, was Sie dazu sagen werden. 20 00:01:28,250 --> 00:01:29,990 Sie werden begeistert sein. 21 00:01:30,370 --> 00:01:31,370 Ganz sicher. 22 00:01:31,770 --> 00:01:35,690 Ich muss da zustimmen. Was Dr. Fummel geleistet hat, wird in der Forschung 23 00:01:35,690 --> 00:01:36,690 seinesgleichen suchen müssen. 24 00:01:41,970 --> 00:01:43,310 Ah, Felix, Felix. 25 00:01:44,550 --> 00:01:46,370 Wenn du mal fünf Minuten Zeit hättest, ja? 26 00:02:03,620 --> 00:02:10,539 And a single drop of blood contains the complete DNA. 27 00:02:11,820 --> 00:02:14,320 And that contains all the information we need. 28 00:02:14,780 --> 00:02:19,860 We put that in the replicator, strengthen the hormonal development, and 29 00:02:19,860 --> 00:02:21,000 the clone. It's that simple. 30 00:02:21,420 --> 00:02:22,420 And I developed it myself. 31 00:02:24,220 --> 00:02:26,520 Well, then let's get started. 32 00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:27,900 Yes, please. 33 00:02:31,820 --> 00:02:33,760 I hope it works this time. 34 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:43,230 As I said, A single drop of blood or a 35 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:47,030 single hair is enough, because we contain the genetic information we need. 36 00:02:49,170 --> 00:02:52,670 Yes, and the great thing is that our hyper -replicator can skip all stages of 37 00:02:52,670 --> 00:02:55,350 development that a living being has to go through. 38 00:02:55,570 --> 00:02:58,470 We immediately create a grown -up clone. 39 00:03:03,310 --> 00:03:04,370 So, attention! 40 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:34,730 Wunderbar. Das ist das Original. 41 00:03:36,870 --> 00:03:38,770 Und das ist Fluffy 2. 42 00:03:39,750 --> 00:03:41,550 Das ist Fluffy 2. 43 00:03:42,230 --> 00:03:46,970 Ist er nicht süß, der Kleine? Also, hervorragende Arbeit, Dr. Fummel. 44 00:03:47,590 --> 00:03:51,730 Also, Sie wissen ja, wie sehr ich mich dafür eingesetzt habe, dass die Genetik 45 00:03:51,730 --> 00:03:54,390 -Konferenz hier stattfindet, und Sie haben mich nicht... Ach, mach dir nichts 46 00:03:54,390 --> 00:03:58,610 draus. Ich bin sicher, Sie werden die Universität verrücken. Vielen Dank. 47 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,620 Ja, und nicht bloß das. Das wird Sie sehr berühmt machen. 48 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:05,700 Also, ich gehe um 14 Uhr mit dem Vorstand essen. 49 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:07,380 Möchten Sie mich vielleicht dabei begleiten? 50 00:04:07,620 --> 00:04:08,620 Liebend gerne. 51 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,640 Ich müsste noch kurz mit meinem Assistenten sprechen. 52 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,500 Ich bin dann gleich soweit, ja? Ja, super. 53 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:23,820 Führen Sie sofort eine biologische Testreihe durch an diesem Nagetier. 54 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:30,440 They examine cell morphology, growth behavior, brain function, reproduction 55 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:32,900 behavior, hormone development, just about everything. 56 00:04:33,380 --> 00:04:37,140 What is a biological test tube? That shit is obviously totally useless. You 57 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:40,640 that last time, too, until Fluffy imploded in an unclear way. 58 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:56,880 Wir müssen auf der Konferenz einen gesundheitlich tadellosen Klon 59 00:04:57,020 --> 00:05:00,080 Ansonsten können Sie Ihre Hoffnung auf einen Lehrauftrag vergessen. 60 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:03,600 Haben wir uns verstanden, Herr Kollege? 61 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:05,240 Gut. 62 00:05:36,510 --> 00:05:40,890 What does that mean? You don't have time for me. I have to eat my dinner. 63 00:05:41,270 --> 00:05:42,270 That can wait. 64 00:05:42,670 --> 00:05:43,870 That can't wait. 65 00:05:44,170 --> 00:05:45,029 That's important. 66 00:05:45,030 --> 00:05:46,330 Baby, you know what I mean. 67 00:05:46,970 --> 00:05:48,470 Come on. 68 00:05:48,690 --> 00:05:49,690 That's not possible. 69 00:05:49,770 --> 00:05:50,770 Don't do that. 70 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:57,740 Ich kann dir einfach nicht widerstehen. Ich weiß, ich weiß. Du bist richtig 71 00:05:57,740 --> 00:05:59,560 heiß. Ich will jetzt ordentlich abficken. 72 00:06:10,860 --> 00:06:14,700 Oh, du bläst einfach wunderbar. 73 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:17,780 Da kann ich ja gar nicht Nein sagen. 74 00:06:34,350 --> 00:06:35,370 Like my Naya, baby. 75 00:07:33,410 --> 00:07:34,810 Oh. 76 00:08:13,610 --> 00:08:14,610 Thank you. 77 00:09:01,810 --> 00:09:03,210 Oh. 78 00:09:31,850 --> 00:09:32,850 Amen. 79 00:30:48,039 --> 00:30:50,840 . . 80 00:30:50,840 --> 00:31:04,120 . 81 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,120 . . 82 00:31:14,490 --> 00:31:18,150 I just don't want that. And you have to understand me. I just don't want it 83 00:31:18,150 --> 00:31:21,990 because... I don't need a woman because... because... because... 84 00:31:21,990 --> 00:31:28,610 This 85 00:31:28,610 --> 00:31:32,650 is a very excellent choice, my friend. This is exactly the right one for you. 86 00:31:32,990 --> 00:31:33,990 Give it to me. 87 00:31:35,610 --> 00:31:38,590 No, no, no, no, Henry. That would end badly. It always ends badly. 88 00:31:38,870 --> 00:31:41,570 But she's the absolute woman. You know, women like... 89 00:31:41,950 --> 00:31:45,430 Die rennen mit irgendwelchen Darts rum oder so. Ich habe überhaupt keine 90 00:31:45,450 --> 00:31:46,910 Ich bin ein einfacher Student. 91 00:31:51,610 --> 00:31:54,350 Wenn du nicht den Mut hast, die anzusprechen, dann kannst du dir gleich 92 00:31:54,350 --> 00:31:55,810 abschneiden. Die brauchst du dann nämlich nicht mehr. 93 00:31:56,050 --> 00:31:58,610 Entschuldigung, ihr wart doch auch vorhin in Dr. Hermanns Labor, oder? 94 00:31:58,890 --> 00:31:59,890 Das ist ja super. 95 00:32:00,300 --> 00:32:03,440 I'm Kate Carlson and I'm writing an article about genetics for the Modern 96 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:04,440 Science magazine. 97 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,060 I interviewed Dr. 98 00:32:06,340 --> 00:32:09,220 Fummel and the professor about the replicator this morning, but the 99 00:32:09,220 --> 00:32:11,220 left a few questions unanswered. 100 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:14,480 I would like to ask you the questions again, because maybe you could help me 101 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,880 further. Yes, today is probably your lucky day, really. 102 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:21,380 My friend Max knows everything about genetics, about the replicator, about 103 00:32:21,380 --> 00:32:23,800 microbiology. I would like to read to you about everything. 104 00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:26,540 Yes, yes, yes. 105 00:32:28,110 --> 00:32:29,110 This is wonderful. 106 00:32:29,290 --> 00:32:30,510 I'm really happy for you. 107 00:32:33,770 --> 00:32:37,250 And this is your clone? 108 00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:40,970 Yes. Actually not. This is a beta test. 109 00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:42,710 There were some difficulties with her. 110 00:32:51,510 --> 00:32:53,250 Sweet, isn't it? 111 00:32:53,510 --> 00:32:54,510 Yes. 112 00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:02,480 Oh, die wirkt eigentlich ganz gesund für meinen Geschmack. So kleiner, racker. 113 00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,780 Wie lange machst du das jetzt schon? 114 00:33:07,780 --> 00:33:09,040 Seit ich fünf bin. 115 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,300 Hast du als Kind, als Kind auch Scooby -Doo gesehen? 116 00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:18,260 Aber sicher wie jedes Kind. 117 00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:19,500 Ah, okay. 118 00:33:21,629 --> 00:33:26,310 Yes. Mm -hmm. 119 00:34:10,380 --> 00:34:16,960 I know exactly what you mean. I've wanted to be a child journalist since I 120 00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:17,960 child. 121 00:34:49,710 --> 00:34:51,300 Fluffy! Oh, absolutely. 122 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,540 How late is it, actually? 123 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:54,800 Oh, 124 00:34:55,219 --> 00:34:58,000 I have to go now. Derek wanted to pick me up ten minutes ago. 125 00:34:58,260 --> 00:34:59,260 He'll be mad. 126 00:34:59,740 --> 00:35:01,260 Derek? Is Derek your brother? 127 00:35:01,660 --> 00:35:03,160 Mm -hmm. Well, I'll take you outside. 128 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:04,400 Come on, let's go. 129 00:35:09,940 --> 00:35:12,100 Excuse me, Derek. I'll be right back. Good, baby. 130 00:35:12,340 --> 00:35:13,840 They won't leave without their guitarist. 131 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:15,880 Derek, is that your brother? 132 00:35:16,260 --> 00:35:19,920 No. He's my friend. That's Derek Waters from Greensmith, the rock band. They're 133 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:21,000 going to the Wuppertal tour, you know. 134 00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:22,440 Derek Waters? 135 00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:24,640 The rock star? And that's your friend? 136 00:35:24,940 --> 00:35:25,940 Yes. 137 00:35:26,660 --> 00:35:29,260 I thank you for everything. Sure. 138 00:35:36,180 --> 00:35:37,540 You didn't inspire me. 139 00:35:39,420 --> 00:35:42,160 Inspired? He's always the total boredom. 140 00:35:56,590 --> 00:35:58,450 Oh, wen hast du mir denn da mitgebracht, Baby? 141 00:35:58,670 --> 00:35:59,670 Kate? 142 00:36:01,330 --> 00:36:02,330 Bitte bleib. 143 00:36:03,150 --> 00:36:04,390 Was soll das denn jetzt hier? 144 00:36:05,610 --> 00:36:06,610 Verfluchte Weiber. 145 00:36:07,790 --> 00:36:09,230 Was soll denn dein ganzes Zeug hier? 146 00:36:09,910 --> 00:36:12,430 Ich hab dir gesagt, ich will dich nicht mehr sehen. Oh, Baby. 147 00:36:13,030 --> 00:36:14,650 Nix, Baby. Damit ist jetzt Schluss. 148 00:36:15,270 --> 00:36:16,690 Versteh das doch endlich mal. 149 00:36:17,230 --> 00:36:20,010 Aber... Lass mich in Ruhe. Ich will das nicht mehr. Hau ab jetzt. 150 00:36:20,230 --> 00:36:22,550 Wir lieben uns doch so. Wir lieben uns überhaupt nicht. Ich fand es geil, mit 151 00:36:22,550 --> 00:36:24,450 dir zu fliegen, aber das warst du noch schon. Das kannst du mir nicht antun. 152 00:36:24,530 --> 00:36:26,330 Bitte, Schatz. Du machst es dir doch selber schwer. 153 00:36:26,970 --> 00:36:29,850 Ich habe gesagt, du sollst das lassen. Baby, bitte. 154 00:36:30,250 --> 00:36:33,710 Das lasse ich mir von dir nicht verbieten. Ich will deinen Schwanz 155 00:36:33,710 --> 00:36:35,670 zwar jetzt. Du bringst uns beide nur in Schwierigkeiten. 156 00:36:36,170 --> 00:36:37,290 Das ist mir scheißegal. 157 00:36:42,430 --> 00:36:43,990 Verflucht damit. Was mache ich bloß? 158 00:36:44,350 --> 00:36:45,350 Or the whore. 159 00:36:45,430 --> 00:36:46,890 I want to be your whore. 160 00:36:47,870 --> 00:36:50,310 But only this one time, you hear me? 161 00:36:50,610 --> 00:36:51,630 I promise. 162 00:36:52,090 --> 00:36:53,090 Are you hot? 163 00:36:53,730 --> 00:36:54,730 I'll make you happy. 164 00:36:55,010 --> 00:36:56,010 Man. 165 00:36:56,490 --> 00:36:58,530 Lassie. I'll make you hot. 166 00:36:59,670 --> 00:37:00,670 You don't need that. 167 00:37:02,550 --> 00:37:03,550 Well, then go. 168 00:38:25,430 --> 00:38:26,990 You must have superfood, guy. 169 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,000 Oh yeah! 170 00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:40,560 Hmm. 171 00:45:28,890 --> 00:45:29,890 Oh, fuck. 172 01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:07,680 That damned Felix. 173 01:06:15,860 --> 01:06:17,260 You have to do everything yourself. 174 01:06:33,820 --> 01:06:34,820 Well, good. 175 01:06:42,540 --> 01:06:44,100 Replication chamber in operation. 176 01:07:09,420 --> 01:07:11,600 Replication process running. 177 01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:05,040 Man. 178 01:08:07,440 --> 01:08:08,560 Oh, God. 179 01:08:29,740 --> 01:08:30,740 What a dream. 180 01:08:41,020 --> 01:08:42,939 God, that was just a dream. 181 01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:00,560 Don't be afraid. 182 01:09:00,819 --> 01:09:01,819 Don't be afraid. 183 01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:03,220 I won't hurt you, okay? 184 01:09:04,380 --> 01:09:05,380 All right. 185 01:09:05,500 --> 01:09:06,560 Put on my jacket. 186 01:09:07,260 --> 01:09:08,399 Then you'll be warm. 187 01:09:12,140 --> 01:09:13,140 Here. 188 01:09:14,819 --> 01:09:15,819 Okay, okay. 189 01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:17,120 Warm. 190 01:09:17,439 --> 01:09:18,439 Wow. 191 01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:20,200 She can talk. 192 01:09:22,939 --> 01:09:23,939 So. 193 01:09:24,859 --> 01:09:26,600 I'm going to kneel down now, okay? 194 01:09:29,290 --> 01:09:30,689 Ich bin dein Freund, verstehst du? 195 01:09:31,569 --> 01:09:32,770 Ich bin dein Freund. 196 01:09:33,649 --> 01:09:35,189 Okay? Guck mal. 197 01:09:38,290 --> 01:09:39,490 Na, komm, komm. 198 01:09:46,550 --> 01:09:49,930 Das findest du wohl lustig, was? 199 01:09:51,149 --> 01:09:53,430 Ja, find ich genauso lustig. 200 01:09:57,610 --> 01:09:58,910 You're coming out slowly, okay? 201 01:09:59,130 --> 01:10:00,130 Come here. 202 01:10:00,210 --> 01:10:01,210 Good. 203 01:10:01,730 --> 01:10:03,650 Good. So. 204 01:10:04,570 --> 01:10:06,970 No one's doing anything to you. It's all good. 205 01:10:07,250 --> 01:10:09,510 Come on. Come here. 206 01:10:12,610 --> 01:10:13,610 Okay. 207 01:10:19,670 --> 01:10:21,250 Okay, okay. See? 208 01:10:22,010 --> 01:10:23,590 It's getting warmer now. Right? 209 01:10:28,170 --> 01:10:29,790 What are we going to do with you now? 210 01:10:30,010 --> 01:10:31,010 Papa? 211 01:10:31,210 --> 01:10:33,110 No, no. I'm not your father. 212 01:10:35,670 --> 01:10:37,190 I'm Max. 213 01:10:38,170 --> 01:10:39,170 And you? 214 01:10:39,870 --> 01:10:42,450 Max? No, you're not Max. 215 01:10:42,670 --> 01:10:44,690 I'm just going to give you a name. 216 01:10:45,010 --> 01:10:46,970 For example, Kate. 217 01:10:47,810 --> 01:10:50,130 Oh, better not Kate. It's Kate. Jane. 218 01:10:50,890 --> 01:10:52,010 That sounds much better. 219 01:10:52,450 --> 01:10:55,030 Kate. Kate. Kate. Kate. Kate. Kate. Kate. 220 01:11:25,010 --> 01:11:26,410 It's okay, it's okay. 221 01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:29,320 No, it's not a hamster! No! 222 01:11:30,380 --> 01:11:31,780 It's not a hamster! No! 223 01:11:33,300 --> 01:11:34,300 No, no, no, no! 224 01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:37,720 Dear Fluffy, okay? No, it's not possible. We'll eat later. Oh, when the 225 01:11:37,720 --> 01:11:38,720 comes. 226 01:11:38,860 --> 01:11:41,360 Come on, quickly, climb through the window. Come on, get up with you. 227 01:11:43,200 --> 01:11:44,200 You have to climb through the window. 228 01:11:44,440 --> 01:11:45,440 Just jump up. 229 01:11:46,180 --> 01:11:47,180 Okay. 230 01:11:47,860 --> 01:11:49,320 Just get out of the window, okay? 231 01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:52,240 No, no, you have to open it first. 232 01:11:52,820 --> 01:11:54,020 So, and get out with you. 233 01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:56,320 Watch out for the horns. Come on, do it. 234 01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:17,320 See you later. 235 01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:22,520 This youth... 236 01:12:36,490 --> 01:12:37,490 Oh, shit! 237 01:12:39,950 --> 01:12:41,390 Hey, look at your shoulders! 238 01:12:47,270 --> 01:12:48,450 Dude, I'm dreaming! 239 01:12:49,070 --> 01:12:50,070 No, she's real! 240 01:12:55,770 --> 01:12:57,970 Wow, now she's smiling at us, too, dude! 241 01:12:59,330 --> 01:13:00,690 It's not a hamster, is it? 242 01:13:01,370 --> 01:13:02,570 Studying might be awesome! 243 01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:11,200 Ich hoffe, es ist was Wichtiges, dass ich so früh kommen musste. 244 01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:13,220 Gut, dass du hier bist. Gott sei Dank. 245 01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:16,400 Ich habe gestern einen Menschen geklont. 246 01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:18,280 Kein Scheiß jetzt. 247 01:13:18,420 --> 01:13:20,180 Die da? Die fährt aus dem Park. 248 01:13:20,780 --> 01:13:22,280 Willst du mich verarschen? Das ist mir wirklich. 249 01:13:22,680 --> 01:13:23,680 Henry, 250 01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:26,360 das ist wirklich ein Klon, hörst du? 251 01:13:27,140 --> 01:13:29,020 Nein. Die richtige ist auf Tour mit ihrem Macker. 252 01:13:29,440 --> 01:13:32,840 Lass doch den Scheiß. Guck mal hin, was sie macht. Sie futtert gefrorene Pizza. 253 01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:35,940 Wieso machst du denn das? 254 01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:40,820 You're kidding me, are you really not? I don't make jokes like that. 255 01:13:41,780 --> 01:13:42,780 Oh, man. 256 01:13:43,020 --> 01:13:44,960 I don't believe it. I'm starting to believe in shit. 257 01:13:45,480 --> 01:13:49,140 I better take a shower before it gets dark. Hey, please, you really have to 258 01:13:49,140 --> 01:13:50,680 me. You're my only friend. 259 01:13:51,180 --> 01:13:52,180 I'm really in trouble. 260 01:13:53,400 --> 01:13:57,440 I think I'm going to go crazy. You've created an extremely well -built planet 261 01:13:57,440 --> 01:13:58,440 for your grown -up. 262 01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:02,260 We're going to make sure that no one finds out that there's a K2. 263 01:14:02,740 --> 01:14:04,000 And we're going to do it on tour, okay? 264 01:14:04,520 --> 01:14:05,520 Okay. 265 01:14:22,250 --> 01:14:23,250 Man, 266 01:14:28,010 --> 01:14:29,030 na klar können wir das. 267 01:14:30,339 --> 01:14:34,140 Man, überleg doch mal. Wir können uns hier eine Frau machen, die total aufs 268 01:14:34,140 --> 01:14:35,140 Hauptstuhl steht. 269 01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:38,440 Die auf Sport abfährt und die ganze Nacht durch Actionspiegel zockt. Das ist 270 01:14:38,440 --> 01:14:39,840 doch die Chance unseres Lebens. 271 01:14:40,220 --> 01:14:41,220 Hä? 272 01:14:43,780 --> 01:14:45,720 Alter, das ist total geil. 273 01:14:45,940 --> 01:14:46,940 Ich glaube, wir haben viel zu tun. 274 01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:51,400 Es macht viel Spaß, Freunden beim Kotzen zuzusehen. 275 01:14:51,780 --> 01:14:52,800 Beim Kotzen. 276 01:14:53,220 --> 01:14:58,180 Okay. Wenn Felix kommt, müssen wir ihn... Hauen. 277 01:14:58,700 --> 01:14:59,700 Hauen. 278 01:15:00,110 --> 01:15:01,110 Yeah, that's right. 279 01:15:01,450 --> 01:15:05,990 Uh, Dr. Kummel is your... Asshole! 280 01:15:08,310 --> 01:15:09,690 Very good, she learns really fast. 281 01:15:11,430 --> 01:15:15,570 So, if you really have to fuck off after a drink, then you absolutely need that, 282 01:15:15,750 --> 01:15:18,830 okay? And if you don't like that, then you just take toilet paper. 283 01:15:20,210 --> 01:15:22,730 And if you can't at all, then you just take that. That works too. 284 01:15:23,030 --> 01:15:24,030 Exactly. 285 01:15:27,930 --> 01:15:29,330 Oh, 286 01:15:47,470 --> 01:15:48,470 yeah. 287 01:15:55,750 --> 01:15:57,610 Yes. Yes, food is very important. 288 01:15:59,750 --> 01:16:01,130 So, this is a fridge. 289 01:16:01,430 --> 01:16:02,690 Here we had the food fridge. 290 01:16:03,690 --> 01:16:07,770 And here, for example, we have a pizza. 291 01:16:08,990 --> 01:16:11,110 So, there we have the microwave. 292 01:16:11,730 --> 01:16:14,770 We don't need a real kitchen. Here the pizza is simply warmed. 293 01:16:16,350 --> 01:16:18,290 No, no, no, no, no. Look, again. Not like that. 294 01:16:18,690 --> 01:16:19,228 That's good. 295 01:16:19,230 --> 01:16:20,230 That's good. 296 01:16:49,589 --> 01:16:50,630 Look here. 297 01:16:50,890 --> 01:16:51,890 Look here. 298 01:16:52,610 --> 01:16:53,970 And now show us yours. 299 01:16:54,230 --> 01:16:55,230 Go on. 300 01:16:55,639 --> 01:16:57,260 I can't believe your horse. 301 01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:03,380 You got it. 302 01:17:55,370 --> 01:17:56,370 Oh. 303 01:18:37,100 --> 01:18:39,300 And your holes look so simple. 304 01:18:53,440 --> 01:18:54,440 Here, 305 01:19:01,780 --> 01:19:02,900 take it in your mouth. 306 01:20:08,330 --> 01:20:09,730 Yeah, but I'm really hard. 307 01:20:29,290 --> 01:20:30,290 God, 308 01:20:31,330 --> 01:20:32,650 I'm such an asshole. 309 01:21:02,389 --> 01:21:04,670 Your wish is my command. 310 01:24:42,570 --> 01:24:43,710 Stoß mich härter, bitte. 311 01:24:44,070 --> 01:24:46,550 Ich muss den Schwanz kämpfen, tief in meinem Arsch. 312 01:26:13,160 --> 01:26:20,140 Take him into your mouth. Don't worry about 313 01:26:20,140 --> 01:26:21,140 the torture. Come on. 314 01:27:48,830 --> 01:27:50,070 Oh, that's so awesome. 315 01:30:51,660 --> 01:30:53,040 I love your crispy body. 316 01:30:53,760 --> 01:30:55,860 I want to fuck your other dick too. 317 01:31:04,960 --> 01:31:05,960 Yes, 318 01:31:06,780 --> 01:31:07,900 come on, move, I'll do it. 319 01:31:44,320 --> 01:31:45,320 Yeah, I fake my pussy. 320 01:32:58,250 --> 01:32:59,250 Come on, move yourself again. 321 01:32:59,670 --> 01:33:01,610 Hold my tail with your pussy. 322 01:34:03,500 --> 01:34:04,500 Do not be sorry. 323 01:34:05,680 --> 01:34:07,000 This is the end of you both. 324 01:35:18,760 --> 01:35:19,760 Oh God. 325 01:35:51,280 --> 01:35:52,280 Please do that. 326 01:37:04,910 --> 01:37:05,910 It's a good man. 327 01:37:33,930 --> 01:37:34,930 It's a test. 328 01:37:35,190 --> 01:37:36,830 What's going on? 329 01:37:37,750 --> 01:37:39,210 A animal documentary. 330 01:37:39,470 --> 01:37:40,470 Exactly. 331 01:37:40,710 --> 01:37:41,710 Okay, wait. 332 01:37:45,690 --> 01:37:47,090 And what's going on here now? 333 01:37:48,730 --> 01:37:52,510 A cool animal documentary, because everything where no one is killed is 334 01:37:52,510 --> 01:37:55,810 boring. You really got it. 335 01:37:56,170 --> 01:37:57,270 Wait, it goes on. 336 01:38:02,360 --> 01:38:03,500 Okay, what do you say to that? 337 01:38:03,800 --> 01:38:05,600 That's another boring shit -doku. 338 01:38:05,840 --> 01:38:06,840 The test is over. 339 01:38:07,000 --> 01:38:07,919 Super, Kate. 340 01:38:07,920 --> 01:38:09,780 Oh, damn it, we'll practice that again. 341 01:38:16,240 --> 01:38:16,680 What are 342 01:38:16,680 --> 01:38:23,700 the 343 01:38:23,700 --> 01:38:24,700 two of them doing there? 344 01:38:25,180 --> 01:38:26,860 That's what people do when they love each other. 345 01:38:32,620 --> 01:38:33,800 Ich habe dich gern, Max. 346 01:38:34,720 --> 01:38:35,720 Ach, was? 347 01:38:39,680 --> 01:38:43,100 Du schmeckst nach Peperoni. Ich habe Hunger. 348 01:38:44,920 --> 01:38:45,960 Ich mache mir was zu essen. 349 01:38:51,660 --> 01:38:52,740 So, gute Nacht. 350 01:38:55,160 --> 01:38:57,380 Das war ein wundervoller Tag, Max. Vielen Dank. 351 01:38:57,960 --> 01:38:59,540 Freut mich, dass du es genotten hast. 352 01:39:02,540 --> 01:39:03,540 Was ist denn das da? 353 01:39:03,660 --> 01:39:04,660 Das ist Johnny. 354 01:39:05,480 --> 01:39:07,360 Der hat seit heute Morgen aber größer geworden. 355 01:39:07,740 --> 01:39:11,160 Naja, das kommt vor, wenn man eine attraktive Frau sieht. 356 01:39:13,480 --> 01:39:20,440 Hab ich was kaputt gemacht? 357 01:39:20,720 --> 01:39:21,720 Oh no, ist schon gut. 358 01:39:24,720 --> 01:39:25,720 Gute Nacht. 359 01:39:26,260 --> 01:39:27,260 Gute Nacht, Max. 360 01:39:42,830 --> 01:39:45,230 Zum Wohl, Katie Baby. Auf deine hohe Bildung. 361 01:39:48,730 --> 01:39:49,910 Okay, sieh es gut zu. 362 01:39:51,430 --> 01:39:52,430 Oh. 363 01:39:52,630 --> 01:39:53,630 Hey, was? 364 01:39:54,410 --> 01:39:56,670 Ach, das macht man also mit einem Johnny. Ja. 365 01:39:58,150 --> 01:40:00,670 Das ist aufregend. 366 01:40:01,090 --> 01:40:02,090 Oh, ja. 367 01:40:02,470 --> 01:40:05,610 Und sowas macht man nur in einem Whirlpool? 368 01:40:06,610 --> 01:40:07,610 Oh, nein, nein. 369 01:40:07,990 --> 01:40:09,670 Das kann man eigentlich überall tun. 370 01:40:10,560 --> 01:40:12,900 überall und immer und mit so vielen Frauen, wie man will. 371 01:40:13,200 --> 01:40:14,200 Oh, wirklich? Oh, ja. 372 01:40:15,100 --> 01:40:19,360 Und das, was die da machen, können wir nicht... Nein, nein, nicht wir beide. 373 01:40:19,760 --> 01:40:23,020 Wir sind ja fast so etwas wie eine Familie, wir zwei beiden. 374 01:40:23,340 --> 01:40:25,260 Vielleicht besucht man sich besser irgendjemand anders. 375 01:40:26,240 --> 01:40:28,300 Je unbekannter, desto besser. Ja. 376 01:40:28,640 --> 01:40:30,120 Verstehst du? Da haben wir was gemeinsam. 377 01:40:32,180 --> 01:40:33,320 Tja, mich aber auch. 378 01:40:34,280 --> 01:40:35,460 Na ja, das ist recht. 379 01:40:35,800 --> 01:40:38,140 Mir ist ganz schön warm. Ich zieh mich mal auf. Ja, tu das. 380 01:40:45,410 --> 01:40:47,110 I can't do it. I can't do it either. 381 01:40:47,470 --> 01:40:48,470 What can I do? 382 01:40:49,050 --> 01:40:51,070 Well, we'd rather have a beer. 383 01:40:51,970 --> 01:40:56,730 I'd like to do that, too. 384 01:40:57,070 --> 01:41:01,470 Well, you could try it with me, if you want. And I'll do it like Dida, huh? 385 01:41:01,930 --> 01:41:03,870 Oh, I don't know. I don't think so. 386 01:41:04,650 --> 01:41:05,650 What is it? 387 01:41:07,450 --> 01:41:09,850 You know that very well. 388 01:41:10,300 --> 01:41:13,040 Das muss ich mir anschauen. Ach ruhig, das schadet ja nicht. 389 01:41:14,600 --> 01:41:17,340 Vielleicht kannst du ja doch mal ausprobieren, macht dich das gut. 390 01:41:18,820 --> 01:41:19,820 Na gut. 391 01:41:21,100 --> 01:41:22,760 Gleich habe ich ihn aus der Hose befreit. 392 01:41:25,200 --> 01:41:26,820 Ich helfe dir mal ein bisschen. Da ist er. 393 01:41:29,620 --> 01:41:30,620 Bist du bereit? 394 01:41:33,800 --> 01:41:34,800 Siehst du, da ist er. 395 01:41:35,600 --> 01:41:38,000 Mach es jetzt genauso wie die da. Ganz einfach. 396 01:41:50,000 --> 01:41:51,000 No. 397 01:41:51,460 --> 01:41:52,460 No. 398 01:42:20,650 --> 01:42:23,290 I'm a good teacher, right? Yes, you're right. 399 01:42:43,990 --> 01:42:45,450 That's really awesome, isn't it? 400 01:44:02,160 --> 01:44:07,780 Oh, my goodness. The machine really did a good job. 401 01:44:08,780 --> 01:44:09,780 Oh, 402 01:44:10,320 --> 01:44:12,040 forget it. You just have to wait, little snail. 403 01:45:26,540 --> 01:45:27,540 Oh, yeah. 404 01:45:27,800 --> 01:45:28,800 Oh, yeah. 405 01:45:31,200 --> 01:45:32,200 Oh, yeah. 406 01:45:33,100 --> 01:45:34,120 Oh, yeah. 407 01:45:34,760 --> 01:45:35,760 Oh, yeah. 408 01:45:37,060 --> 01:45:38,660 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 409 01:45:39,740 --> 01:45:40,740 Oh, yeah. 410 01:46:17,320 --> 01:46:19,680 Oh, that feels weird. 411 01:46:20,220 --> 01:46:21,220 Am I doing it right? 412 01:47:40,620 --> 01:47:41,620 Okay. 413 01:49:20,940 --> 01:49:21,940 Ugh. 414 01:50:59,850 --> 01:51:02,950 Ich will's mal andersrum probieren. Kein Problem. Ist mir egal, wie rum. 415 01:51:50,990 --> 01:51:51,990 Yeah. 416 01:53:21,550 --> 01:53:22,730 We'll be right back. 417 01:57:42,980 --> 01:57:43,980 Oh, boy. 418 01:57:46,960 --> 01:57:48,780 So, what? I'll make the rest. 419 01:57:49,020 --> 01:57:50,220 Just make it pretty and colorful. 420 01:58:31,330 --> 01:58:32,730 Oh, 421 01:58:33,730 --> 01:58:34,730 yeah. 422 01:59:00,860 --> 01:59:04,180 Naja, ich bin mir da nicht so ganz sicher, dass das alles so schlau war. 423 01:59:04,960 --> 01:59:05,960 Naja. 424 01:59:07,700 --> 01:59:08,700 Nein, 425 01:59:11,320 --> 01:59:18,140 das ist doch keine gute Idee jetzt. 426 01:59:18,460 --> 01:59:19,880 Ich finde, wir sollten jetzt abhauen. 427 01:59:20,420 --> 01:59:21,420 Nein. 428 01:59:22,620 --> 01:59:24,000 Wir hätten gerne noch zwei Bier. 429 01:59:25,120 --> 01:59:26,680 Danke. Keine Ursache. 430 01:59:30,570 --> 01:59:31,910 I'm sorry. I'll do it again. 431 01:59:32,130 --> 01:59:36,630 I watched a lot of porn movies about this blowjob. Hey, hey, hey. Stop it. 432 01:59:37,210 --> 01:59:39,110 You're not mature enough for a blowjob. 433 01:59:40,230 --> 01:59:42,070 Not mature enough? Then I have to practice. 434 02:00:10,890 --> 02:00:12,270 This is for the health of the body. 435 02:01:04,810 --> 02:01:05,810 Yeah. 436 02:04:50,850 --> 02:04:53,650 Oh, yeah. 437 02:05:21,500 --> 02:05:24,300 um um 438 02:06:15,750 --> 02:06:18,550 Yes. Yes. 439 02:06:29,370 --> 02:06:30,770 Yes. 440 02:06:45,610 --> 02:06:46,610 Oh. 441 02:07:23,510 --> 02:07:24,910 Yeah. 442 02:08:00,720 --> 02:08:03,520 Thank you. 443 02:08:57,900 --> 02:09:00,700 oh oh 444 02:09:50,200 --> 02:09:51,200 Yeah. 445 02:09:53,220 --> 02:09:54,620 Yeah. 446 02:10:04,420 --> 02:10:05,820 Yeah. 447 02:10:07,320 --> 02:10:08,720 Yeah. 448 02:10:34,170 --> 02:10:36,850 yeah oh 449 02:11:35,690 --> 02:11:36,690 Yeah. 450 02:16:10,760 --> 02:16:11,760 It's okay. 451 02:16:45,160 --> 02:16:46,160 No. 452 02:17:54,889 --> 02:17:55,889 Yeah. 453 02:19:13,290 --> 02:19:14,690 Yeah. 454 02:19:54,150 --> 02:19:55,550 Good. 455 02:20:01,170 --> 02:20:03,630 Good. Good. 456 02:22:34,780 --> 02:22:40,420 yeah yeah ah 29814

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