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Trash Boy! Trash Boy!

Stop, Paxton!

Stop or I'll tell!

Look, Orphan Boy is so weak, he needs a girl to defend him.

I didn't need your help, Angie.

I could've handled this by myself.

You're an idiot, Jack!

A big, dumb idiot!

One day I'll be stronger than you!

One day you're going to be sorry for this, Paxton Whitlock!

That was underground fighting phenom,

Paxton Whitlock on tonight's win,

clinching the Asian Continental Title

from Russian fighter Ivan Smashov.

Sources say Paxton now seeks a sponsorship

from an American gym so that he can pursue

the North American Title.

Hey Jack, sun's up.

Toilets ain't going to clean themselves!

Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win.

Anything you'd like to say to-

For any of you losers thinking of settling scores,

Now's your chance.

Good fucking luck.

Someday soon, Golden Boy.

This 'poor orphan' is gonna take you down.

Hey, kid, how you doing?

Hey, come with me for a sec, we got you a present.

Really? Yeah, come on.

You remembered my birthday?

Yeah, of course.

I know the birth date of all my friends.

- Friends? - Open up, boys.

There you go, kid.

Happy birthday! Eat up!

I'm going to make you eat that fucking bowl.

You know that, Vic?

No, you won't.

I'm the chief investor in this gym, bitch-boy.

You willing to lose your job?

Is that why you're here, Vic? To fire me?

No, you ain't worth my time, kid.

I'm waiting for Angie to get out

so I can take her on a date, you know?

Will you give it up?

She's not going to go for scum like you.

What the hell, Vic?

Ang, you know, we was just having some fun.

Yeah, isn't that right?

Oh wow, I mean, are you ready for our date or what?

Come on, baby.

I am not going anywhere with you.

Apologize to Jack right now.

This lowlife? He's the help.

I swear to God, Vic, apologize right now or

I'm going to tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me

so everyone here can see your teeny weenie.

Excuse me. I'm sorry!

What a jerk.

Hey, did he hurt you?

What the hell, Angie?

How many times do I have to tell you I don't need your help?

I can fight my own freaking battles!

After all these years,

you're still just a big, dumb idiot.

Angie.

Get your shit together, Jack.

You don't have any real friends.

They think you're all weak, even Angie.

Fighting phenom Paxton Whitlock

on tonight's win, clinching--

I'm going to show them all

I can beat Paxton Whitlock.

Then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is.

You really shouldn't do that in the dark.

And... told you.

Here's Paxton now.

Fresh off from his championship win.

Paxton Whitlock?

I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.

Listen, I'm just looking for Enzo.

He's supposed to be my sponsor

in the North American tournament.

Good to meet you though.

Do you need a new mop?

You don't know who I am?

Am I supposed to? You're a janitor.

I can't believe it.

He bullied me for years.

He forgot me? Good luck.

I should interview more often.

The camera really makes my jaw pop.

He hasn't changed at all.

Still obsessed with himself.

Oh my God!

-Paxy?! -Hey Angie!

How you doing?

How come he remembers Angie?

How have you been?

I haven't seen you since college.

Broke some records. Broke some hearts.

You know how it is.

God, you look amazing.

Oh, thank you.

By the way, have you seen your dad?

All right, gym bunnies and gym rats, listen up!

Paxton here is a champion

of 6 out of 7 continental tournaments.

Our gym is going to be his home

while he's touring North America.

As a welcome we're going to have ourselves

a little competition.

Any of you runts can beat this man in the ring,

I will sponsor you myself

in the North American Underground Fighting Tournament.

Who's on board?

Let's get it on!

This could be my opportunity

to show up Paxton once and for all.

Let's get it on! Come on!

You're next.

He's challenging me?

Does he remember who I am?

Looks like you're up, Todd. Come on.

Paxton Whitlock! Hey.

Don't act like you don't know me.

I challenge you to a single-elimination death match.

Winner gets Enzo's sponsorship.

The loser leaves this gym for good.

What? What's so funny?

You're a twig, man. I'd destroy you.

Why don't you make yourself useful

and go wash my gym shorts.

See, I left them in the locker room on the floor,

'cause I know that's where you like to eat.

All right, all right!

Come on, Jack, cut it out!

Paxton is a mega successful world-class fighter,

and the heir to the famous Whitlock fortune.

You apologize right now or you're fired, boy!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Did you say Jack?

So you finally remembered who I am?

Eh, doesn't ring a bell.

You're dead! Oh, yeah?

And how do you plan on killing me, you scrawny nobody?

You want me? Come and get me!

Careful there

You might tire yourself out

Shut up

Thought you hit harder than that, oh

Oh, you asked for it, you anal cake

Fuck Ah

You're gonna regret turning me down, Angs.

Vic Michaelson

always gets what he

wants. What do you say, Angs?

Hmm.

You gonna make an ass, man.

Yeah.

Fuck! What are you doing?

Go out there.

I can't believe Paxton

Whitlock might lose to this loser

I can't believe my scrawny janitor is a hunk

Nope, I mean attack Angie

My dear sweet beautiful Angie

What happened

Who did this to you

Those fucking rat roses

What are you doing laying around? Go after them

What happened

It was Vic. He's a monster.

Vic, my chief investor.

Who the hell were those guys?

Fix met? I knew he was creepy.

But I didn't know he was a criminal.

Sometimes a jerk is like an iceberg.

There's just more jerk underneath.

Guess you'd know all about that.

You want to go another round?

I don't see why not.

Hey boys Hey Jack

From this day forward you're no longer my janitor

What

Are you firing me Enzo? You can't fire me

What? No, knucklehead

I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor

Who's gonna mop the floors around here, huh

Jack, I'm taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters

Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, you can't do that

I'm the fighter you sponsored. I won that fight.

Just settle down over there.

There's nothing in the rules that says

a gym can't sponsor two fighters.

I think Jack proved himself very capable.

Plus, think about it.

The rags-to-riches story:

a once humble

orphan janitor now with a shot at the title.

He's gonna make us a lot of money.

What about me?

You're both gonna make us a lot of money.

And I'm gonna need it since we lost our chief investor.

Okay. I'll do it.

So long as I get to beat Paxton's

ass in the championship one day.

Try it, punk.

Hey, boys, I got a paper to ask.

I need someone to teach me how to deal with guys.

Like Vic

Would either of you be interested? I won't let you down.

That's perfect.

You're both hired.

Both of us.

We are gonna be one big happy family.

She needs to learn the fundamentals.

You're teaching her nonsense.

What are you two doing?

Paxton wants to waste his time teaching you.

She needs to learn the fundamentals

Stop swinging your dicks around

And talk like functional adults

Okay, I studied for years

At the world's top institutions

With the best teachers money can buy

You want to learn to fight, right?

So let me teach you the right way

Well reasoned

Jack, she wants to learn self-defense

Not professional fighting

You idiot, hey Don't Okay

It doesn't really make sense

The style we're teaching her

You know, it's not like Vic attacked her in the ring

Jack's right

So go on, teach me

You're my trainers, right? So give me a demonstration

All right

I learned this when I lived on the streets

And it's going to come in handy

When you face a larger opponent

As a woman, you know, I'm sure they pin your hands down

So

Don't make it a whole thing now

All right, Angie

So when we're in this position

What you're going to want to do is what is going on here

You know what

I don't want to know

I need you two lovebirds to be errand boys today

Here's 500 bucks Paxton

Take him across town to the tournament HQ

Show him how to sign up

Right away sir

Snoozy lose hey Boy so

I guess we'll just continue our lessons some other time

Maybe we could meet up tonight

At 7 PM

At the pre-tournament investors banquet

Kind of seems like a weird place

To continue the training though

That's not why I'm asking you to come

Is Angie really asking me out

Yo Let's go I'll be there

Don't be late Look man

I don't like you and you don't like me

We've established that okay

So let's just go in there

And make this as quick as possible

Why what's the hurry you got a date or something

With Angie get out of town

Sounds like you're jealous

Jealous dude

Been there, done that.

I'm not really into reheating leftovers.

He used to date Angie.

And besides, we both know you'll fumble that either way.

I will not. Whoa, no, no.

No, no, that's the entrance for veteran fighters.

All right, where do the rookies sign up?

What? It's locked.

Eventually

My date with Angie's at 7 I'm gonna miss it

And boom Well well well

Hey Luigi look at the fart blowing

Hey man I'm just here for the tournament okay

You're registering for the tournament

You look like you couldn't bench press a fly

You look like a little boy you making fun of me duh

You ride here on the short bus

We improve his look a little bit

Oh, what the That's it

Whoa

Looks like he actually can bend us to fly

I don't need a tournament

To freakin'

Rip those stupid mustaches off your fucking faces

How you gonna register without any money

Yo, back pocket Oh shit

Wait Wait

I need to find that kid faster

I'm gonna miss my date with Angie

Enzo

Maybe I can just ask him for the money

He'll understand, right?

You're fired

And you can forget about taking my daughter on a date

That's a bad idea. Angie.

Maybe show her the money.

What kind of man asks a woman for help?

I deserve someone hotter.

Richer and better than you.

You looking for me? Oh.

Jesus, man. The fuck?

That's a strong reaction

But look, for you, what's wrong

I might have lost my money

You what

Dude, Enzo's gonna kill you

It wasn't my fault, okay

I got pickpocketed when I wasn't looking

Wow, what a twist, right

Alright

I'll take pity on you

How much you need

I don't need your money, man

I'm gonna find the kid

I don't need a handout from you

All right, whatever you say, dog

Think, Jack

Think that kid

Kind of reminds me of myself at his age

There Was this place I used to hide when I was in trouble

He really is just like me

Listen, my parents own a satellite imaging company

They said we can find the kid at

Oh Nice job

Well, what are you waiting for

Let's beat that child

Wait

We can't. He's just a kid. We can't beat him up

He's a thief

Just like I was

Probably an orphan too, homeless

Needs the money more than I do

Did you say a

Homeless orphan

Let him keep it

Honestly, yeah

It reminds me of someone

I've left that part of me way behind

Has Paxton Changed

Besides, man

Beating up homeless kids was so 10 years ago

Got better shit to do now

Much better shit to do than

Grind old gutter trash into orphan bits

Right, well

I'm about to dip

By the way, don't you have that date?

Shit

I still need a register

No no no no no Wait

Please

I need to secure my spot in the tournament here I know

It's not enough money

Look baby save it

We've already closed up shop for the season

But I was here the whole time you were on break

I was waiting outside you can't close now

He's out of my hands

I sold the last two vouchers

To those two gentlemen over there

Shit, not those guys again

Hey Wait up

Look who it is

Shake-covered stickman

So what do you want

Challenge

If you both lose, I take one of your vouchers.

What if you lose, huh?

What could you even offer?

Why don't you come find me?

Now grab your friend.

And get out of here before I change my mind.

Give me that shit.

Get out of here. Finally.

Now I can prove to the world I can beat Paxton Whitlock.

Hello Angie, where are you, Jack?

Vic is here and I need your help.

I'm coming.

Stay right there. Angie.

There you are. I'm sorry.

You left me waiting.

Geez. You look beautiful.

I

got caught up at the tournament signups and you know

a bunch of crazy shit but

Where the hell's Vic?

It's all right now.

Did he touch you?

They got scared off.

Did he hurt you?

It's fine.

They got scared off but I

Sure you want me to wear this?

I mean, red is so not my color.

Oh, hey, you got the voucher.

Nice.

What is he doing here?

I thought this was our date.

Angie.

Wait, you thought I meant like a romantic date?

I'm so sorry, Jack.

It's just that with it being the investors banquet...

I just wanted some protection

In case Vic tried something tonight

And so when you were late I called Paxton

No need to explain Angie it's all right

It's clear of the two of us I'm just

The more reliable

It's fine right

Everything is fine

Double the date

It's double the protection right

And double the fun So

What do you say

Yeah, fine As you wish

Alright, go on Here

There's a shed to change

Meet you in the ballroom after. Yes, ma'am.

You are such a kiss-ass

I think she likes it No

She likes me, man Briefs

What? What's wrong with the briefs?

I like to keep the boys all supported

What do you wear? Baggy boxers?

He does wear makeup

You know, man, you knew this was me and Angie's date

And yet you still showed up

Well

It's not my fault Angie thinks I'm more trustworthy

Look dude

If you wanna be a little bitch about it

I think I'm just gonna go ask Angie for a dance

Right now

Right now she'd never dance with you

You think so

We used to dance a lot back in college

If you forgot

We used to love

Dancing real Dirty

Dirty dancing

Hey, give me back my pants

Hey, give me back my

Vince Shit

What should I do now

What are you wearing

I can explain

Wow, where did you get that outfit?

On clearance from the dumpster store or...

Well, I think it's perfect.

Thanks, Ed.

I couldn't agree more, sweetheart.

Tell us the whole story in one look.

Rags to riches, janitor to superstar, huh?

We're gonna make so much money.

Tonight. All right

You guys stay put

I'll be right back with some investors to schmooze

You look beautiful baby

Thanks Doug Angie Bianchi

No, he's about to make a move

May I have this dance

Turn on your desire lighting. Wow.

Angie, before you decide anything

Just know that Patton is an animal.

He's trying to get in your pants, you know, and I like

You were both my dates, right?

And I guess I would just have to dance with both of you.

Feels like a miracle.

Feels like a miracle.

Feels like a miracle. Oh.

Feels like a miracle.

When I'm with You

Jack, come on. Any investor I got interested in

What are you doing, man?

Come on, let's go.

What was that? I

I was just feeling the moment.

Really?

That felt like it was more for Jack than it was for me.

What, Angie? I've cared for you.

You know that.

Hey, what's wrong?

I want you to stop bullying Jack.

There was a full suit in the back I gave him.

Where are the pants, huh?

And yeah, listen.

How you doing, pretty lady?

Mind if I take a tournament dance for it?

Or would you rather just skip to coming home with me?

Huh? All right.

Jack, this is Cynthia.

She's the president of the tournament rules committee.

This is the man I've been telling you about.

The Jack janitor in the flesh, huh?

Come on, Jack. Introduce yourself.

Hi. It's good to

you know.

He smells like a dirty old diaper.

I didn't realize that the rags and rags to riches

bent toilet paper.

All right, now hold on. Jack's a great fighter.

He might even take on Paxton one day.

This urchin thinks he could take on Paxton Whitlock.

That would be a brand image disaster.

His kind does not deserve to be in our midst.

The public life is for the rich.

Hey, you think you could be our friend?

She doesn't belong with us.

Cynthia, he's a good fighter.

He's a good kid. Hey man

Listen this off man

Maybe they're all right about me

I don't belong here

I don't belong anywhere

Jesus grab the fucking girl

Come on help somebody help me help Angie

Jackie My boy

How you doing kid

I hope you already ate since I ran out of dog food

I hope you already ate since I ran out of dog food

What's so funny

Oh, Baxter, Enzo here

Was just telling me the most hilarious little joke

He says

That little janitor that he's been carting around

Has what it takes to beat you

Yeah, I don't know about all that

But I'll tell you one thing about him

He's got more drive

and follow through in his right hook

than you'll ever have in your entire miserable life

Actually I never

If he wants to fight me, I say let him fight me

I'm the best in the world

I determine who's a worthy opponent or not

So believe me when I say that that kid

there is no one else like him

What do you want with Angie?

Is it obvious?

I'm gonna take her to City Hall and I'm gonna marry her.

Oh, look at the corners on this fucking floor sweep.

You really think you could take

fucking six guys on at once?

Eh.

I'm off the floor with two guys earlier.

What's doing that, Vic?

Three, yeah.

Three more times, huh?

This guy's fun.

Be sure to write that in your obituary.

Get this motherfucker now.

Let's go.

Alright, what's two more times?

Hey, what the hell, Axton?

Cynthia could have been our windfall investor.

Why'd you piss her off?

I just sold Jack.

As if he's the up and coming fighter to watch

In next week's tournament

You should be thanking me

Oh you sly dog you

Okay okay

Wow enough enough

Hey speaking of Jack and Angie

You seen them around anywhere

Angie you all right in there

It's a little cramped

But I'm doing fine

What a great performance

But let's get real

You're alone

And you ain't invincible

Was not bad Where's Angie

She's in the trunk, man. I got this. Hey, shut up.

I need you on my six

Angie, hey boys

Gonna give me a hand

I think a thank you is in order

If you two had actually protected me

Like I hired you to instead of bickering all night

We could have avoided this whole mess

But yeah, thanks

I don't give a shit if you're sleeping

Where the fuck up

It's a good thing you're so experienced

At cleaning up messes

Till next time

This your beer Look

She's right you know

Angie's off limits for the both of us

Until the tournament is over

No man but what about you

We got a tournament to fight

All right

Crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge

Trust me, we got enough to deal with

Without being at each other's throats

What do you say? Deal?

Truce

I'm still gonna beat you one day

We'll get our fight

In time Okay

I got money to spend

Janitor

That needs to be taken out with the trash

It needs to be done yesterday

All right, you ready?

Okay Is that too hard?

No, I'm fine

What, not some fragile princess?

I got stamina Wait

Is Angie flirting with me

Oh God Am I flirting back

Angie's off limits for the both of us

Until the tournament is over

We're good. Where are you going

I need to take a shower

Bye Well That didn't work

What's going on?

Tournament announced the first round of fights.

Ready to see who you're fighting?

Jackie. I hope it's him.

Imagine beating Paxton Whitlock in the first round.

And the unlucky bastard is...

What? What's wrong?

I had no clue he got out so soon.

Dude

You're fighting Andre Giacometti

Wait, wait, who's Andre?

Back it up, Andre

Looks like you're a free man once again

Most people that get in the ring with Andre Giacometti

Don't come out alive

Ah, come off of it, man

You're just trying to scare me

It's gotta be a myth

Right. Right.

Well, you know what I always do

when I feel like

I have a terrifying challenge ahead of me.

I go to the spa.

Have there been one you

talking about?

You know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here.

Right.

Where does it say that?

You're gonna get heat stroke, dude.

You're just mad you can't check me out, huh?

Okay, well.

It's your funeral.

Paxton.

If that's you, man, close the door.

You're letting out all the hot air. So annoying.

And you are Andre Jacinto.

Is the last man you'll ever see.

No no

Hey I'm trapped in here Angie Paxton

Man spa day was a good idea

Thanks you know I

Think Jack's really enjoying himself

Who knows with that guy

Where is he by the way he's

Hell

And sweating it out in the sauna

Believe it or not

He goes fully clothed when he's in there

What a weirdo, right

I hate to admit Paxton was right

Why can't they hear me

Are they flirting

Oh, I think I'm gonna die

Andy I tried to tell him

A lot of guys prefer to go nude

Angie

Jack, Jack, what the hell happened? Hey

Alright, man Let's go

So Andre tried to kill Jack

That's what he says

I mean

He was delirious, but

I believe him

I've heard rumors that people sometimes pay Andre

To stage accidents

In the ring and elsewhere

But hardly anyone we know takes Jack seriously

And I know you didn't pay Andre

Doesn't matter who hired him

I'm still gonna beat his ass the same in the ring

Jack, let me handle this

If Andre really is an assassin

We can use my parents' resources to gather

I don't need you to solve my problems for me

Moneybags dude

Is your brain still lacking oxygen?

Whatever, man.

You said someone would need to see Jack as competition

to want to kill him, right?

What if it isn't

tournament competition?

What are you getting at?

I think I know who's got it out for Jack.

Gotcha, bitch

You're being an idiot again, Jack

A big dumb idiot

I've got to handle this myself

You know it's my first fight in the tournament

And I've got a lot to prove

What will it prove if you're dead

Angie's off limits for the both of us

Until the tournament is over

We got to eat, show Stop

Why won't you let me get close to you

That sort of thing really scared me

What have I lost you

I don't need your help, Angie

No one can do everything themselves

Vic wants to kill you because you helped me

Least you could do is talk to me

Hey, Jack You ready to go

Andre Jacante made sure he was not followed

Can I ask you a question

What's with the whole third

person stick

Were you dropped in your head as a kid or something

Andre Giacinto

thinks making fun of his well documented brain trauma

is uncalled for

Yeah whatever A gift

Place lead

With 40 pounds of extra wallop in each fist

One punch to the chest

And the unlucky son of a bitch is gonna stop breathing

Permanently

This ain't no regular thing

If I can't be Andre Di Gaudio in the ring

There's no way in hell I can be Paxton Whitlock

Ladies and gentlemen here in abroad

We're streaming live from the Boyle Heights

fighting pits

You've all heard the rumors

They do him no injustice

Introducing in this corner

The reigning Reaper of the ring Andre

De Gunti

Ladies and gentlemen a slight change of plans

Turns out Andre Giordano will not be fighting this year

No, what are you doing? Dude, stop.

Andre Giordano has done nothing wrong.

Oof. Got you red-handed.

Or should I say heavy-handed?

Day. Please.

You all right?

I don't care that he cheated, I just

I wanted to win.

I needed to win, Angie

Jack

It's okay that you got help

I had help knowing you were out there watching me

That sounded a lot less creepy in my head

Yeah, I need to take a shower

I can help Hey, Jack

You see the look on your face when I saved your ass

It's priceless, man.

I know, Andre.

Got disqualified, but

There's still a participation trophy.

If you still want to,

Jack. Hmm.

All right, Angie.

Show me what you got. Come on.

I was great, really, just

Except for the shitty form and clumsy execution

Come on, I look like that's uncalled for, man

You wanted to teach your street fighting

Right, yet you're

Taking it easy with kid gloves

I wonder why

Why don't you try that on me

Don't, come on

Are you serious

I'm okay, hey, I'm okay

Sorry, did I take it too far?

Because Vic won't use your strength.

I'm not mistaken.

I want to try again.

That's right. Relax.

Boys in my office.

Call came in this morning. Your next match: Arizona.

Wait, what are you saying?

You two are gonna road trip together.

Just the two of you

Let me get this straight

This Dolard attacks me earlier and now

I gotta be locked in a car with him for six hours

How can this day get any better

Your cheap has booked a room with only 1 bed

This is comfy Hey

I was using that

Yeah Well someone likes to wear their Smurf thong to bed

So I gotta build a pillow border

They're called fashion briefs you classless dullard

Stop calling me a duck

What Just go to bed man

Okay look clearly you're angry at me

Or you wouldn't have hurt Angie like that

So why don't you just tell me what's going on

Because we've

Been traveling all day

I got a match in the morning

And I want to get some sleep

I saw you and Angie in the shower together

After your last match

Wait

What? That's why you're mad

We made a pact, man

No one dates Angie until the tournament's over

You heard Angie to get back at

You ungrateful snake

You only slept there

Because you couldn't handle me saving your fucking ass

Oh God

Oh I wouldn't know what love is

Your parents

Didn't even love you enough to stick around. I'm gonna

kill you.

I hate you. Police, open up!

Hey, officer.

You two alright in there? Yeah.

We're both great, real good.

Oh, it's just

I got a call for some sort of domestic situation.

Yeah, yeah.

We're both straight guys.

So you know nothing's going on here

He did this to me

Because I refused to be a little spoon officer

What? What?

I just said I needed to shower and brush my teeth

No, that's not True

This bed

It's so uncomfortable

I can't believe I had to stay here all night

Would you shut up, crazy guy?

Your mind goblins aren't real.

Damn.

Some of us have places to

be in the morning.

Finally.

Some peace and quiet.

Ride the shine, Jack.

You're free to go.

Sleep would have been nice.

Oof

After Rockstar for young hopeful Jack Hurts

Keep your head up Jack

Sorry Angie

Looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all

Angie

What the hell is wrong with you

What's wrong with me

I told you I cared for you and you go and

Fuck that idiot that had nothing

To do with you Oh really

Then how do you explain falling for some random janitor

Jack is not just some random janitor

I've known him my whole life we both have

Of course you're just so self-centered

Totally forgot him

I just met the guy a few weeks ago

Jack grew up as a homeless orphan Paxton

He only wants to

Beat you because he respects you so much

And you don't even see him

He just wants to be seen

This is amazing, folks

I've never seen anything like it

I don't know if by some old vendetta

Past promise

Supernatural force or by sheer force of will

But no matter how many times

This rookie gets knocked out

He just keeps getting back up

It's like the universe just isn't allowing him

To stay down

You can do it, Jack

You can outlast him

I can't believe it

Jack hurt his wound without letting a single sign

Came for the ring

You know what I mean

I see my shine

In this clean This is my

City, yeah, this is my team, my team

I Jack just Jack just won

Sounds like you finally see it

Now can we get back to the real reason I called

Yeah, yeah

What's the real reason you called

There's nothing

Just a big brute broke in here and attacked me in my home

It's okay though

I took care of it

Turns out All that self-defense training really paid off

Wait, what? What do you mean?

Oh

I got him gagged and hog-tied on my living room floor

Can't believe

This asshole was stupid enough to come alone

What do you have to say for yourself, Buster?

Who says

That I came alone, huh?

Fucking shit

Andre Giagante

Takes no pleasure in harming the pretty lady

Angie, Angie

Angie, where are you? I'll check upstairs.

Baxter. Baxter.

Why? What happened?

A note. What does it say?

If you want Angie alive,

Come to the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town.

Just you two. Alone

Hey Jack, wait up

Don't follow me, dude

You're walking into a trap

I don't care

Angie's in trouble and it's my job to protect her

It's both our jobs

Well, if it ain't the soft brain made

And his big bossy bottom

Where's Angie? She's safe

We're gonna have ourselves a bit of a competition

Shall we? You be all of us

All three of you

Can go on your merry way

Enlighten me

What if we lose

Let's just say

What happens in Fight Club dies in Fight Club

Get up

You remember me? Nope.

I'll handle this.

Why do you always have to be so difficult?

There, two for each.

Don't really have a choice in this, do I?

I don't care. Just stay out of my freaking way.

What's going on out there? Hey!

No talking.

I know we're not exactly on the best terms right now.

But if we have any chance of beating these guys.

We have to stick together

Fine, but I'm still not done with you yet

These guys are unstoppable

Believe it, creep Wow

What a team on that fight

Real beauty, oh

It's too bad. You wanna know why?

Cause it's gonna be your last

Might as well save us the effort

Hand Angie over now

You pissed off the two best fighters in the world

Dude

I had cake for lunch, dude

Take off your shirt Fine

Together we can't lose

It's a bit insulting

That these idiots think I'm such a non-threat

That they didn't even tie my hands

That does give me an idea

What are you into?

Big man like you

Strong hands, thick fingers

But you know just how to get a girl wet

I didn't say you could speak

Oh, come on, don't be imprudent

What do you like to do in bed?

You can tell Mommy

Why do you want to know?

Why don't you come over here and put me in my place

You know what I think

I think you're not man enough

Say that again

Let's do this

Arizona strategy agreed

Let's wear them down

Let's get it

Let's do this

This is for some new heels

Huh

Why don't you just give up, huh?

Uh-uh

Andre Jacinto thinks you should slow down

Just like my last 30 opponents

Why don't we make them come to us

Huh

Hey, shitballs, I escaped

Thank you

All right, all right

You're not so bad either

Come on Hey How's sober?

Man, I don't get it

Does she like me or does she like you?

Let's figure it out later, man

We could both use some sleep

Man, you have no idea

Tell me about it

Which one of you is Vic Mikelson?

Hey, Ma.

Call the tournament rules committee.

Tell them

I got a lovely little video to show them.

You know, sometimes I

forget you're still a janitor.

It's crazy.

Still, I'm forgiving you for Arizona, you know.

We're gonna set our beef.

In the final round of the tournament

Looking forward to it

Boys In my office Now

I'm ruined

Everything I've worked for

No one's gonna invest in this gym now

What are you talking about, Enzo?

Your fight with Vic went viral and the committee saw it

They're kicking you out of the tournament

What

Wait, what are you talking about

The rules committee of the tournament

Is coming down on me

They think you two

Knuckleheads are conspiring to fix the last fight

I guess there are rules for sponsoring two fighters

Who knew

So that's it, we're disqualified then

Oh no, just one of you

The other one gets to continue on to the finals

And they said I gotta choose

Wait Wait, you're picking me, right?

I ain't decided that yet

Okay, no offense, but I'm the reigning champ here

I mean, before this Jack was a nobody janitor

Some nobody janitor who can kick your ass

Oh my God, get over yourself, man

Look, I didn't mean it like that, Jack.

Come on, if anyone deserves this, fight me for it then.

Oh, you're scared now, buddy.

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Oh, that's perfect.

A fight? Ah, the rules committee.

They think you two aren't for real rivals.

Why not give them a show, huh?

We can even live stream it, bringing money for the gym.

I'm going to start arranging the details

You two get ready for the fight of your lives

You can't be serious right now

Serious is a heart attack

If you two don't fight

I'm going to lose everything I built here

So for the one who comes out of the ring the winner

Glad to have you

But for the loser, sorry

You've got to leave this gym for good

It's the only way, Baxter.

This is just what you wanted, isn't it? To ruin my life.

You know what?

Why wait for the fight?

Let's settle this right here, right now.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is this, man? Stop!

Angie, we need to settle this right here.

Which one of us do you want?

Where is this coming from?

You know what? I want to know too, okay?

You kissed him at the banquet

And we made love in the showers at the arena

Is this for real?

Are we for real?

If you have to ask, you are still a big dumb idiot

And you are too

This drama isn't about me, and it never was

The two of you need to figure out

Whatever this is between you

Otherwise

I don't want anything to do with either of you

Two childhood rivals in a fight 10 years in the making

In one corner the golden boy champ

With the god given mandate of heaven

Inches away from the title he was born to claim versus

Trash born rookie underdog

Whose sole dream is to steal his thunder

This is one for the history books man

You're gonna want to watch this

You are gonna watch this live

You know there was this homeless orphan kid

I found living in an alley behind my school growing up

He always wanted to hang out with me

For some reason it really got under my skin

He wasn't afraid of me

He had nothing to lose

Finally remembered huh

Look man

Let's go out there and give that crowd a real good show

We'll exchange some blows

Spit out some blood

Make things real dramatic

And in the second half

You throw the match What

I need you to throw it, man

I've worked my whole life for a shot at this title

I mean, all my parents' investments

All my best years would be for nothing

And if I get disqualified, that's it, man

Come on, help me out here

No, no, I'm not gonna do that

I'm not throwing the fight, dude

You don't even want this

You haven't worked half as hard for it

I'm better, I'm better

And I'm gonna prove today that I'm better too

You want to beat me in a fight

Fine, we'll have that fight some other day

In some other arena

But today is do or die

There are people watching out there, man

Today means something you don't understand, man

That's exactly why I need to do it to prove that I can

Wow, after everything we've been through

You still fucking hate me, don't you

Why? Before I hated you

All I ever wanted was to be your friend

You just Always made me feel like I deserved to be alone

And now I'm gonna make sure you know how it feels

I'm gonna beat you

Boys, what are you still doing back here?

That fight's about to start

Maybe you do deserve to be alone

I'm gonna fucking kill him

I want a clean fight

Why don't you tell that to Paxton?

He's the one prone to cheap shots

Whatever it takes to survive, yeah

Ain't that what you told Angie

Alright, alright And

Fight

Wow, that's a lot of yours

I thought you weren't gonna come

Kinda bring myself to miss it

You better give up now

It's only gonna get worse from here

Why won't you give up?

Hey, I told you two I want a clean fight.

Hey.

I'm watching you two.

I'm okay. I'm okay.

He's never gonna give up, is he?

He needs this too damn badly.

He only wants to beat you so badly.

Because he respects you.

He just wants to be seen

Do I need to win that badly

Here, take this whistle

I need you to keep an eye on the foot

What are you doing leaving

Some assholes posting an

Illegal gambling site in a chat and I think I know who

So I'm gonna call Paxton's old man

I'm gonna find out who's taking my money

Stay here and announce the fight

Jack and Paxton seem like they are off to a rough start

Paxton seems very aggressive at the moment

But

anything could change as the fight has only just begun

These fucking guys

I can't decide if I'm betting against the poor urchin

or the jerk who insulted me

Don't matter, Mom. Okay, all the money comes to the family.

And you know what they say, the house always wins.

I should have known you two, Chuck of Fuxburry.

Lady Enzo.

What are you doing in our house?

I'm still the sponsor of those two fighters on screen.

If anybody should be making money off of them, it's me.

Why isn't he blocking?

It's like he's given up.

Something just happened.

Paxton is down, he seems injured.

What the hell, Axton?

Why did you block me?

I'm throwing, stupid.

You need this more than I do.

Will you get up, you asshole?

You can't even let me have my win for real.

This is for real, man. I just don't want it anymore.

Alright, it's cool.

Now's a great chance for you to prove yourself and

Make it look good

My ankle Oh, I'm done

My ankle

What are you doing? Get up

I can beat your ass some other day

I'm gonna prove that I'm better than you even at losing

What? Oh, God

I'm done I lost

Oh my stomach Oh no

Jack's the winner

No oh I lost You win

Jackson won

I'm definitely definitely the loser

Oh It's a draw

That was amazing

What the hell was that

I don't even know, I guess we

Who cares Good news

The gym Is rich again

Vic's parents agreed to invest

As long as we don't expose their little

illegal gambling

ring. Dad Don't do that

Just send them to jail. But honey

It's money

Okay, while you guys figure that out, I mean

What about us? You said you can't sponsor us anymore

Not as individual fighters

But you made us so much money

I was thinking

What do you think if I sponsor you as a team

A team

Yeah at the International Tag Team Fighting Tournament

What's 7 more continents right

So long as this oath agrees

What do you say Jackie Boy

Great form Becca

Thanks Angie had a great teacher

Alright, that is it for Angie's self-defense class

For this week

I will see you all next week

When we learn how handy a high heel can be

When used as a weapon

Hey, future wife. Hey

How's class going

Really great

Cool. Speaking of

Looks like Paxton has found himself some groupies

Let him have his fun

Hey, what are you all just standing around for?

The world championship fight is tonight

Come on, let's go

Dude, can you believe we're about to be world champs?

Come on

Still gotta win, man, dude

Has there ever been a doubt? Come on

Speaking of doubts

How you feeling about the briefs

Come on hit me straight

Nah I don't know man

I still don't like them but

They protect the little guys

They protect the little guys

I get it I get it I get it

Man

I'm really glad we're friends man

Me too ready yourselves for the main event folks

Live from Madison Square Garden

This is the Underground Tag Team Fighting Tournament

World Championship Finals

You ready?

I was born ready

Ladies and gentlemen, you know them, you love them

Give it up for your Jack

Janitor and golden boy Jack Hurts and Paxton Whitlock