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As the moon chases the sun, so a woman chases love. She wanders through the rooms.

Distractedly, from the window, she looks at the people, finds him both ugly and beautiful. And the

His love puts him to the test, he dreams of billions of springs and wants them in his treasure chest.

She never stays with her man, he's too busy; here are her problems.

He sleeps peacefully, she doesn't just stand there doing nothing. At the blacksmith shop they have a

Lord who sweetly brings love and brings it to her.

Perhaps with great respect if dawn is already breaking on the roof

Now her man is more important; he sees many beautiful things and wealth.

Find the vein that gives you money. Digestion is the cemetery bell. Veste

The bride, dressed all in black and beautiful, you know, but trouble is coming her way.

Now there are more than a hundred husbands and they don't all fit on the card. But the charm that...

He knows how to do it, one by one, he knows how to take them out. Besides eating things like bread,

The parishioners grit their teeth, all praying, and make a farewell procession.

Release the thief!

Swindler!

You are merchants!

I will never grant my daughter, my old man. My child is not meat for a

Rampaldi If they put it that way, gentlemen , well, I'll just go. Give me the

I'm too good to be true. Paying them for an unfinished market, never.

the dreams And then let me do my job The whore The

Matchmaker. But come on, gentlemen, you're from the same country. And

We left together to do business here in Tuscany. Talk to Ricardi. What a lousy memory I have there.

We promised to unite our family. By uniting our children in marriage, we will unite them.

They're waiting down south. So why all the talk?

He refuses me fifteen thousand florins for my cornflower. By the cross, that's a good sum.

But it stays in the family. What are fifteen thousand little florins?

Nothing, compared to the greatest rarity of

This land. Ah, what rarity are you talking about?

Of the virginity, of the purity of my elderberry And you know, truly, of my honor

So well-mannered that, despite being at the age of amorous games, they are still childish

And it's enough that no man dares to court her

And if anyone touches her, she immediately retreats in a bad mood.

Never has a man's gaze fallen upon those sweet little pussies, nor... upon the rest of them.

And as you know, on my honor I confirm and guarantee it, I confirm it

And I guarantee it, no man's gaze has ever touched the sweet body of that flower.

of purity. She thinks she never undresses because, she says, she is ashamed of the

lamp And says Phoenicia, that holy woman of my relative, to whom I have

confident, that it's so sweet to see her lying down That an angel wouldn't sleep with her

And that's fine, I'm never convinced, I'll pay the requested amount.

God, of course, you'll allow Dalgisa's cunt to verify the purity of

Madonna Fiordalba before the sponsors. And before I hand you fifteen thousand florins. Never.

This insult doesn't know what to do to my little angel. No, no, no, I don't know, I don't know.

For God's sake, don't get offended in the street. Fiordalba's purity is a

That's certain. And that's why one can be calm and usually determined.

This privilege, however, will cost Aleguaniele a thousand florins, which

That's an exaggeration, a thousand florins for a keyboard player, and besides, you're Messer Antonello.

From the moment you receive the notice, no later than thirty days from now.

will commit himself with a debt of honor not to touch women in the queue the

Sponsors' Day, under penalty of paying fifteen thousand florins. It is a

Madness. A thousand florins for a small touch. And then this other condition: Do you want to touch it with your hands?

We are no less than the Atellans!

Let your boy stay high and stoned for at least a little while!

But how will you have proof? We're with your daughter.

We can too, with your child. We can. Are you crazy?

Or where do you want to put that finger?

Yes, where do I put it?

These are the conditions. More or less, or nothing happens about it. Via Messeri Quest

The last condition is healthy. With all the bad French that circulates.

Antonello needs to set his sights on a cage. Now a little abstinence.

It will help that cart driver who already has too much of his mortar. He made sauce in

another's mortar. And as a reward, he will. I still have a little girl for.

Weeding, which these days is rarer than mandrake. Let's put the

The date is sure not to leave them perplexed. And to make them, we will publish it for August 14th.

No, I like 16.

Why the 16th?

Why the 14th?

14?

16.

14?

16.

14?

16.

14?

16.

14?

16.

14?

Peace, peace, and may the sponsors celebrate on August 15th.

Business!

I'll send a messenger so my rosebud ... ...is here to fix it.

And I, Puranco, my fly will come flying... ...to suck the honey from your flower.

Until he discovers that in the meantime... ...he has landed on other flowers.

So that your bud doesn't become shiny.

Hey, where are the Rampaldi houses?

Ask yourself!

Below!

Down, down!

What happens?

We set a trap for Falcotto.

But let your tongue fall out.

All this appearance for a hawk.

Strange, don't you know who Falcotto is?

A little bird.

Boy.

TRUE.

With legs and claws to germinate our chicks.

But now he will have to marry her.

A hawk?

A chicken?

And who will celebrate our chicken boat?

Father Tachino.

May you die breathless.

Il Falcotto is a young knight from these parts...

which only makes us more horned.

And in between one thing and another, he also rapes our daughters.

But now we have him trapped.

The Bargello has been warned.

We hired a foreign prostitute.

We'll catch him in the act and he'll have to marry her.

I understand.

Each one has its own horns... from north to south there are hawks and woodcocks.

And only women enjoy it.

Greetings.

By the way, what are the houses in Rampaldi like?

Fried, over there.

Greetings.

And.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Falcotto, sink your claw in.

I'm yours.

You are mine.

It's ours!

I hate cuckolds.

Damn!

We caught you in the act and you'll have to marry her.

The pulse?

I don't know Pulsella.

Damn!

Do you still have the blaghe in your hand?

Damn!

Excuse my appearance, it's there. 'Inconsiderate attitude.'

Let me get ready.

Stop, you bastard!

Stop, there's no way out!

Arrest!

Arrest!

He went in here!

Brush everywhere!

Behind the faggots!

Force!

Stop, let the cancalo come!

If Madonna ends, she'll find us and rip the skin off our asses!

Damn!

Do you want to ask yourself?

Did you pay me to talk like this?

In front of him and the Bargello, but away from us.

You smoothed more chapels than the river smoothed the stones.

So hold your horn , I'm talking to myself!

Stop her and let her get dressed!

Let's wait for him out here.

There are some at his house.

It must come from here.

Go!

jokes

And that will become clear with Antonello. Ateglian.

Messer will pay 15,000 florins Giovanni Ateglano.

As soon as Nurse Adalgisa verified Fiordalba's purity.

Good job, that nurse.

I would like to be a purity controller.

Come on, piggy.

The honor of the Rampaldi family is at stake.

But look where these teachers keep their honor.

What if Fiordalba wasn't as good as I'd hoped...

I would ask him to compensate me for the lost money...

because of your poor oversight, and if it were no longer pulsalla.

I would kill her.

But don't choose, just keep going.

You'll be on your way and I'll be waiting for you. Empoli... no later than August 15th.

A disease.

Hurry up, let's put him to bed.

Toro.

Toro.

It will have to be removed from the areas.

Enough, I'm golden.

Toro.

But what happened to her?

It's really bad.

She will be dead.

What are you looking at, idiot?

Run for a doctor.

I am here, by order of Madonna.

Make the stew.

Ey.

By the holy guagnele.

And who is built?

I studied to be a surgeon for three years.

I'm going, by the way.

He is my friend.

He's a good young man.

You're the doctor, let him do his job.

First of all, the great pig Barbigia da Luca...

My enlightened teacher demanded the complete nakedness of the sick man.

But this is feminine.

And what's more, press.

Oh, pulsella, pulsella.

The one who undressed.

I wanted to help him.

The time he said it very well, I called.

Who did we tell?

GOOD.

Hey, you see?

The bubble is also love.

The punishment is severe.

The air...

penetrating for the oral orifice...

It creates a Diventum movement for the whole body...

the intestine down to the lower abdomen...

et risendum insuso per la chest et ascendendum... creates the movement of life.

So what?

Uh, the movement is stopped.

To restore life, it is necessary...

plunger.

Pompón.

Ribbon.

I won't pump you here.

My God.

Use it for your sister's prostitution.

Here we have to do, not talk.

We need to recover the movement of the movement. 'air.

Inside and out.

Inside and outside of where?

Uh... From the mouth, of course.

So do it.

And now it needs to be inflated?

Don't you want me to die from lack of air in my body?

...

Yeah.

The air is circulating here now.

You circulate too.

And.

Go.

Yes, yes, yes.

What's wrong, buddy?

Why did you come?

They caught me in a henhouse.

They want me to marry her to avenge her betrayal.

And you escape?

Yes.

They're chasing me around here.

We must leave for Tuscany.

Come with us, in costume.

That?

Shameless!

What is it?

Curse!

Traviere!

Traviere makes me lose trust!

But I'll tear out his eyes!

I'm ready for it!

Calm down, what happened?

The shameless girl is screwed!

This is very common.

But I will strangle her!

I will have to pay 15,000 florins.

And why ever?

We need to take Costa to Tuscany for her wedding.

And first he will check if it is still pure.

A disheartened, suspicious, and hesitant girl.

And a scoundrel, a scoundrel.

Oh, come on, there's a solution for everything.

When a drill bit breaks, you glue it back on.

But once a dirty girl cleans herself, there's no going back.

Science can do anything.

the great Messer Porcellio, my teacher,

There's only one hour left to do the cleaning and...

It becomes pure again.

It becomes pure again.

But how does it do it?

If I knew, I'd earn a few florins.

It becomes pure again.

Test against suspect controls.

The trunk, soon the trunk.

And where did you say that thing lives? That pig?

Porcellio.

Porcellio.

About Lucas.

But don't you want to start like this right now?

You're right, ma'am.

It's a phoenix, isn't it?

And I'd be happy to go with you.

And given the bandits that infest the districts, it will be appropriate.

You know you're turning us all into farmers.

Ah, finally, Taurus, I know a friend of yours who is not a slacker.

Thank you, ma'am.

With salt on the pumpkin and...

Oh,

My good Torello, since there is someone in front of my house who wants to ask me a favor

something I don't like to do... ...go and take my clothes and my things for the trip.

I'll stay here with the Madonnas.

In case they need my work.

If in my absence...

Dr. Falcotto wanted to administer crystals...

...or giving penetrative massages on the bus...

...wait for my return, Madonna.

I know the reason well.

Quick, quick.

Good morning, is everything alright?

Yes, there are people around your house.

There's also the baggello.

Make them wait.

A message arrived a little while ago.

From my father.

But that's Fiordalla.

Yes, dressed as a man she is less at risk.

Ah, now.

Tora, what a waste of time.

And who loses it?

Let's go, let's go.

We had already been traveling for two days ... ...and I came to Dugge.

Shall we play a game?

I have other things on my mind now.

Oh my God, it hurts.

Thank you, my doctor.

Perform that pumping operation... ...that you did before.

Oh, I'm breathless.

You're going fast, huh?

And me too.

They don't call me a hawk for nothing.

Let the plague come upon you.

And he got sick again.

But look where the horses are going.

Give or take a point.

What point is it from?

And.

You.

But little house.

And now who's pumping air for me?

I will die.

I'm here.

The Hague, Phoenicia.

Go to the checkout.

I wanted some air.

Go to the checkout.

And I remind you well that I am Madonna... ...and you are just a relative.

He said we know about the pumping.

I am your servant.

No, daughter.

Of course, you would have liked the piordalla.

It's fresh meat.

I like it from time to time.

But Phoenicia remains vigilant.

TRUE.

She pays me to use only me.

Yes, yes, yes.

I am asking for Madonna Bindoccia on behalf of... ...Monna Fenicia Rampaldi.

We are just passing through on a trip to Tuscany.

Forward.

Hello my friends.

I am very ashamed to be able to offer you... ...only these wretched beds.

But my husband has become so stingy... ...that the house is completely bare.

He was simply stingy with his possessions.

No.

And also very stingy with the hugs... ...that are owed to me as his wife and wife.

And yes, I've been fasting for months.

I almost feel like I've become a maiden again.

Think.

Then we'll sleep in the stable.

For your man.

But I will have my revenge.

And you'll have the advantage... ...that it will clean the cobwebs from your chimney.

We are here out of necessity.

Think about yours.

What job do you have to do?

You always say you're tired.

But a change now would be good.

And then I would do a good job.

If it were up to me to choose how I should be... ...without offending anyone...

I would take that child there.

The little boy.

You can even see it.

No.

It cannot satisfy the need.

He is neutered.

TRUE.

Then there's a young man who lives across the street...

...and doesn't wait for it to be calmed down in time.

So be it.

So, listen.

That's all.

I understood everything.

On the other hand, there's the convenient... ...and the wall is made of fine wood.

Taurus, take the Spernachione bellows... ...and give it to the cube.

He gives you a gift.

I am grateful, my friend.

And you go to bed.

With what?

Alone, brazen.

Only one.

My husband, that pig we had for dinner... ...was old and moldy.

Someone had to eat it too.

I am suffering so much.

What fierce pain! You, woman, seek all his hands.

...to make me pay money. As if I didn't know.

...that you like it when the doctor bothers you. I ate the pork too.

...and I don't suffer at all. What a pain.

My wife.

I am deeply ashamed , my husband.

But such are the pains.

...that simply blowing air on them doesn't relieve them. Woman, don't you think that would be better?

...that you were going to take some weight off your shoulders?

Oh, yes, my husband.

¡Oh!

¡Oh!

How are you, my wife?

Bad, my husband, bad.

¡Oh!

My wife, what's going on?

Why aren't you answering?

My wife, what's going on?

As?

How are you?

Ah, my bad husband.

Very bad.

Oh, one.

TRUE.

Ah, mmm.

Tra-la-la-la.

Tra-la-la-la.

Tra-la-la-la.

Ah, bars, eh.

So this is the penny.

Where did he disappear to?

I'm tired now.

Let's swap places.

Hague!

Go away now, cooked food is boring!

¡Tantanella!

On stage!

That?

But why did we surrender?

It has already begun!

I'm all sweaty!

And then this illness gives me an itch!

Big cuckold.

I would say bagpipe, cornetto prince, cornazzano duo.

In short, it was the last straw for that great cuckold, Pindoccia's husband.

What can I ask you, Madonna, behind those trees I see...

...a pool of clear water rises up .

As the moon chases the sun... ...so is a woman who chases love.

She wanders aimlessly through the rooms ...

...from the window.

Look at the people!

An ugly but handsome man tries... ...and puts his love to the test.

Dream billions of spring...

...and in his treasure chest... ...he wants to keep them.

She's never with her man... ...he 's too busy and this is the country.

While he sleeps peacefully...

...she doesn't just stand there... ...doing nothing.

Aid!

Help, Taurus!

Aid!

Aid!

Aid!

Aid!

¡No!

What do you want from us?

We are poor.

They don't care about your florins.

My soldiers don't need much.

For me, she is not my wife.

But she is my beautiful friend.

But it's an honor.

So how can you think my wife can satisfy...

All your brave soldiers? And you also have the captain's excellence.

You're right, I'm an officer, I can't mix with the soldiers.

I'll take the boy.

No, the boy, no.

But what's it to you, more or less.

so much more, so much less?, invent something

The French disease. Captain. Brave soldiers.

...

You settle for a poor woman and a child...

..when you could have two or three women for each of you.

Of course we'd like to , but where can we find it?

The nearby town is famous for its women from 'Easy Love'.

And their desires are essentially directed at the soldiers.

Why then the soldiers?

It seems they made a vow.

Therefore, some soldiers saved them from the theft of certain living beings.

And the husbands?

Are there no men?

Husbands are always cuckolds.

Dangerous, we get into big trouble.

I'll take care of it.

Just take me with your... ...I'll find at least a dozen there.

Alright, let's all go.

But please, kind Tome, at the first false step... ...zac, I'll stake you.

And now?

How do we express it?

I'll take care of it.

Where are the eager females?

I know where to find them.

Where are the eager females?

I know where to find them.

Where are the eager females?

What is born, what... Hey!

I'm going to see if I can find those females I know.

But no more babbling.

If those eager females aren't there, it's up to them.

Accept.

Ask yourself, woman!

Ask yourself!

No, no, and no!

I'm telling you it's my right.

If you can't do it, I'll go somewhere else to find what I need.

I have a big tongue that makes me want to use it for baking bread.

If only you had something long.

That's why you're making eyes at all the jerks who walk by...

while I sit here earning money sweating with a shovel all night.

You can also use my oven peel.

Woman, I have bread to knead.

And you sleep during the day.

And I'm tired.

Let the others be safe from my oven, the defenseless.

Yes, you bad bitch.

I'll kill you, you know?

Leave me alone.

Hey, good woman.

Is what they told me true?

Is there something bad about that woman?

They say she lifts her skirts very quickly.

Ah, yeah, huh?

Whore!

Whore, you and your sisters!

¡Ey!

We need men-at -arms for these rioters.

Uh, there's a small group outside in the square.

Run and call him.

Are you really saying this?

The country never existed.

I'm here.

Run.

Actually?

Yes, yes.

Run!

Men-at-arms, men-at-arms, hurry!

He did it!

Let's go!

You're coming.

Yes, from below.

In.

What are you doing, are you starting?

Feel.

This is a baker of love.

It's a disaster.

No, no, no!

¡Oh!

Yes, yes, yes!

Enough!

Enough!

Oh, you lost the favela!

After what I did for you, don't you deserve a nice kiss?

This is because you don't take care of your own problems!

Yes, yes, yes!

You know them, ladies!

I could have kept them in check, couldn't I?

I would have sacrificed myself.

Huh?

Who knows what all those crazy people did to those poor soldiers.

You could have said hello.

I avoided all the effort I put into it.

Good effort!

Yes, yes, yes!

It's summer!

Women who wish to fly towards married women!

Flight to married women!

Yes, yes, yes!

This time we 'll stay in Viterbo.

Ah, ma'am!

What's the name of that friend of yours who lives in Viterbo?

Colombina, esposa de Messeri en Cardona.

But you're having fun with them, because they're two holy people.

And that's why he wants to be free to have fun with that slut.

He wants to kill me, do you understand?

And you indulge him.

And get myself killed?

¡No!

He agrees to be courted by Falcotto.

And then deal with it.

Do you like it?

You are the hungry mercenaries!

No, you think, you think,

You think, you think, you believe it seemed...

They were attacked.

I hope you'll want to stay as our guests for a few days.

Oh, that would be very welcome.

If we don't get to Luca in a few... But how, my dear friend?

After such a long separation, you want to deprive yourself of the pleasure of your own company.

Yours.

Truly, Madonna, it is so necessary to be in

Luca, we'll have to leave tomorrow morning.

Just stay tomorrow.

What I regret is that I had a meeting scheduled in

That dironcillion is due tomorrow , and I'll be gone all day.

But it will be my responsibility to cheer you up tomorrow afternoon.

And my sweet girlfriend will be with you all day.

¡Oh!

Listen, little one.

Yeah?

Yes, to avoid the surprises I got from certain looks.

From the falcon that I didn't like very much, let's exchange applause.

But Taurus?

That?

That's Taurus in name only.

And if I don't send it, it certainly won't come.

Well, well!

The little fox!

How lucky that at the end of the trip I get rid of you.

And I'll give you that horned man who will be your husband.

Bull!

Taurus, do you think it's time to sleep?

But why?

What happens?

How could you not have seen the looks on your Phoenician's face?

I don't forgive you for staying away.

Go, go, I'm sleeping.

Now I understand why the sillettes are on arbotte.

Don't you satisfy her?

Ah, why do you say I should... No, no, I'm sleeping.

Look, if you really don't want to, man, I'll go there.

No, thank you very much.

I'll go, I'll go.

And then it's not a sacrifice, it's my job.

It only takes a single word out of place to trigger certain blows.

Oh, so I'm leaving then?

No, I'll go, I'll go.

Go.

But...

Let's get to work, that's fine.

I'm here, your doctor.

I'm ready to give you back your life.

I am good, because I am a master in the art of Pompario.

My daughter, you can lead me by the nose...

Those two stupid bulls and phoenix, but not the falcon.

You love games and you've been playing for a long time.

And you're very skilled at that.

Phoenix!

Ugly, ill-born, imposter.

Ah, I'm an imposter.

Ah, I'm an imposter.

Look who's talking, a master of the art of Bomba.

GOOD?

Or didn't you get yours?

Bull!

Come on, daughter, don't worry about your friend.

Nothing is said to him and everything softens.

Bastard, lout, rude.

But why are you offended?

Come on, don't be silly, I'll hold the bull firmly by the horns.

Come here instead , I didn't understand anything.

You left me with a question.

Bigliacco, what a disgrace.

And it's my fault.

Imagine these men.

Ah, you're here.

He kicked you out, huh?

But what?

No.

In fact, she was beautiful and ready for him.

But he did it three times.

Thrice?

And you?

Where have you been?

To start your business?

Or to harass Fior d'alba?

Dawn flower, huh?

You gave me good advice, friend.

My phoenix was never sweet, huh?

Hey, think, not even a slap.

You know them, women.

Yes.

He went away.

We have the entire D to ourselves.

And you will feed on my love.

How sweet is love.

The more anticipated, the more beautiful it is.

Yes... that's love.

This is life returning to me.

Yes... again... like that...

What sweet mounds your breasts are.

That rude husband of yours deserves to be cheated on.

Oh!

Grab something!

Betrayal!

Adultery!

Adultery!

Catch her in the act!

Betrayal!

I killed him!

There!

There!

Grab something!

There!

I killed him!

The judge!

What happened?

He found his wife with her lover.

He killed him!

Calm!

Here's the judge!

I killed him!

Get ahead of me!

The name does not bear witness.

The dove and the hawk had stung me.

And I put it on the grill.

Unfaithful!

Perjury!

The whore!

But my honor is safe now.

I washed it with blood.

That's the proof, sergeant.

That's the proof.

Placing those two lifeless bodies in Cardona...

They're from Madonna Colombina and her lover...

Falcoto.

That from Bonfalco his dove sprouted.

But he ended up unharmed.

And it's beautiful.

He and all the creators of Corna look like him.

It seems obvious to me... that they should put it in Cardona present here...

Having suffered a serious provocation, Horn...

and to have witnessed the presence... the betrayal of his wife...

He did well to remove the offense with blood.

Now we will identify the lifeless bodies of the adulterers...

and I will order that the gentleman present in Cardona... be freed from all guilt.

Guard.

Guard.

You, sir, remove that tool.

You, messer in Cardona, drove in the deadly tool.

Now take it off.

Discover.

Or what kind of deception is this?

Just to expose my unworthy husband.

I had to ask Valente Garzón for help.

Truly, on my honor... that the current Lord of Cardona...

I intended to encourage my relationship with Madonna Columbina.

And then he pretended to leave again... and then he landed here with his deadly iron.

What do I see in you, owner of my riches, that I wanted to become.

So what?

Take it.

Take it.

Take it.

How can I thank you?

Ever since I pretended to moan with love for you... I'm so inflamed...

that I should go down into a deep well... to quench my burning desire.

Don't do it, Falcotto.

The heat of my body will extinguish yours.

How sweet is love.

The more anticipated, the more beautiful it is.

Oh yes.

Now that's love.

This is life returning to me.

Yes, again.

Yeah.

Sweet little bows, your breasts.

Oh yes.

And how he deserves to be cheated on...

That rude husband of yours.

You got sick, huh?

Show me your tongue, come on.

Ah, yes.

May evil take hold of your tongue.

Hey, choir, listen.

Fenicia is not feeling well, she must have caught a cold.

He cannot stay in the car.

We need to quickly find a place to stop.

¡Ey!

Hey, friend!

There is a hospital in this district.

Do you see the tower?

There is the rectory of Don Faustino, a holy man... who always has his door open.

Thank you!

What are you doing?

Do you think the journey is over?

I'm fed up with these pants.

So what danger is there in a priest's house?

But all you think about is eating.

Listen for a bit.

Now I am going to visit the brother of the surgeon Porcellio... who lives here in Bolsena.

I want to know from him if, in this case, the surgeon... has changed residence.

And how much do you have to pay...? for Fiordalma's repulsion.

It will be worth it for that cuckold who will take her back as his wife.

Yes, yes, yes!

A holy man.

¿OMS?

Hawk?

But no, Don Faustino.

He never does anything for himself.

Your wife only has one 'cold'.

I assure you that if I had thrown the party... we would have let you in anyway.

Many stories are told...

of dirty priests who are always in their hands...

under the horns of the females.

But not him, eh.

Oh, not him, not him.

Virgin.

Virgin.

If you keep your legs down... you save me from fighting temptation.

Don Faustino, if you turn your eyes away... you certainly won't be tempted.

Hidalgo.

I fell into a very serious temptation.

I hunger for the healthy flesh of the young maiden... who lives under my roof.

I recited 20 Our Fathers... and 10 mea culpas.

But the temptation persists.

My lord.

Maybe...

What is your will... that even this unworthy servant of yours...

must experience the sin of the flesh.

Perhaps... in that case...

He would be better prepared to give penance... to sinners.

Maybe...

Now I... I don't know how to administer your justice...

out of ignorance.

Oh, my lord.

If so... send me a sign... I can understand your will.

@ronyleonel56

Thank you, my Lord, your will be done.

Dear sheep, I must announce to you that the Lord, indignant at the malpractice that reigns

In the world, because of filth and violence, God has decided to punish sinners.

And he sent Augello to earth. Griffin.

And you should know that the Griffon Bird has a beak

very sharp, with which he blinds sinners.

But we are not sinners.

But how can an Augello Griffone make distinctions?

But we will strike him down with our scythes.

The griffin bird is invisible.

Since you are my faithful sheep, I will save you when I see the

Griffin Bird, because I, servant of the Lord, can see it.

I will ring the bells and you will have to kneel, cover your eyes with the

hands, under penalty of blinding you, and not moving again until the ringing stops.

And now he lives.

Madonna, please go to the tower. More water?

Run up to the bell tower, put on a blindfold, and hit the hammer!

There's the griffin bird!

The griffin bird!

¡Beca!

¡Beca!

But don't look me in the eyes anyway!

¡Beca!

Have what you want!

Peck hard, little bird!

What a long beak!

Where do you want to go?

But it's like I told you!

That ugly bird hurt us a lot, because

No matter how hard he pushed, he couldn't reach her eyes.

The surgeon's brother gave you all the information.

He also told me that Micer Porcello is not satisfied with less than five hundred rivers.

Pig in name and in fact.

@ronyleonel56

We've been following that damn car for a day .

I said it.

A good whack on the head and we'd solve them all.

Yes, but that's what the surgeon's brother said.

Please, something clean and non-violent.

I think he's succeeding in getting everyone to beat him up.

And in the mortar, with those hands that look like a woman's.

But you see who I have to get involved with.

I'm sorry, but do you want to move?

Asshole!

But go away!

You told us to move.

Well, it moves.

But you can move forward, or backward, on the one hand.

But who should be told to continue?

Here, here.

Those old people stopped there, where this nature exists.

But then what do we do?

Let's go and take them all.

Ninth.

We wait for them to eat.

For lunch?

So what about us?

@ronyleonel56

Oh, that's the Thrush.

He fell asleep on top of Ramo.

Thrush!

¡Ah, Zorzal!

Thrush!

¡Oh!

But do you see it?

A pinch of corverine... Here are the Illyrians, idiots.

Spread your stinky feet everywhere.

Uh, but not just the feet, though.

But I say wet the shit.

¡Oh!

Did you find the bag?

Oh yes.

Full of births, huh?

Oh no, rulers.

¡Oh!

But I ask, where do women keep their treasure?

¿Oh?

It's silly, isn't it?

How gorgeous!

¡Oh!

Man, I mean, don't you know the law?

Huh?

If someone steals, they cut off their hand, but... If someone rapes, what do they cut off?

Huh?

What do you think they cut off?

Oh yes.

Come on, come on, big ones, come on.

A thrush and a pot-bellied bird.

A thrush and a pot-bellied bird.

For me, two: a Thrush and a Tripo.

¡Oh!

But we had to go to the brother of Cerusico... waiting for us on the other side.

No, two for me, a Thrush and a Tripo.

And that's what life is all about, isn't it?

Huh?

Come on, come on, smart guys, I 'm good at counting too, right?

¡Oh!

If I catch them all!

But you stole it!

But you stole it!

But what do I have to do with that?

But you stole it!

You stole it!

You stole it!

¡No!

How should they tell you?

But what if we were robbed?

Master Magister, it's only a few days and I'll send you a thousand.

Word of honor.

Hey, Your Honor, as if I knew what it was.

Master Magister, I leave you with my commitment to my friend Taurus.

Another mouth to spam with.

Disrupted!

Can I use it for an experiment?

Yes, yes.

Huh?

Sure, of course.

¡Oh!

Morning!

Falcotto, go for a walk.

What to do with your Taurus friend?

Now we are alone, Mr. Cerúsico.

Teacher, please.

Master's degree.

To dominate.

Master, Lord.

Master of the Lord.

Master of the Lord.

Omo, you are too.

We'll pay you like women do, without money.

I've seen too many, I know how women are made.

Leave me alone, I have a lot of work to do.

But go away.

Oh ladies, I'm here to fix things.

But have you ever seen a plumber who, in exchange for compensation... takes a piece of used pipe?

Floridians are needed , but many of them.

Far away, far away, far away, far away.

Oh, how did Phoenicia fare?

It turned out that we had never offered ourselves so uselessly.

But how dare that wicked frog?

Who do you have to keep an eye on?

And you leave without shame.

We are good, good people.

Beautiful things are our life.

We don't spend our florins on this.

Do you think you'll be able to buy it all, gentlemen?

How much would you like to pay with your florins?

Stop, stop.

Calm.

And you, gentlemen, do not regret waiting even a moment.

Which suits you very well.

Wait, come here.

Listen.

You're coming.

My Phoenician, perhaps there is a way to sew it.

You don't want her...

A lot, give or take a point.

It will always be the same for that poor guy who has to marry her.

I hadn't thought about it.

If you say so, then do it.

Go.

I have to do it.

She's never with her man. Too busy, here are her problems.

While he sleeps peacefully, she doesn't just stand there doing nothing.

blacksmith to no knight She sweetly brings love And perhaps he

He gives with disdain. If the roof is already dawning, now his apple is more important.

He sees many beautiful things.

And wealth finds the Cylon.

And money... indigestion!

¡Pray!

Come in, my friends, come in!

Here is the contact, Domine Magister.

But it's not necessary, dear Falcotto.

How can I doubt that you want to deceive your dominant friend?

Go, I will proceed.

Hello!

Silly, disappointed girl!

Huh?

¡Oh!

For my sake, pasta, hurry up!

But what are you doing?

Because of my need to pay you a visit... deep inside the piece to be fixed.

HELLO!

HELLO!

¡Ey!

We've arrived.

Virgin!

Goodbye, Taurus.

See you soon , beautiful Falcotto!

Remind me of your Falcotto!

Here is my rosebud.

The truth is, I agree with you... but...

Here is our dear Dalgisa... ready whenever needed.

And so as not to offend the modesty of our maiden...

We could have a little fun.

Here is the tool... which certainly deserves its name of Paravento.

If the gentlemen grant me permission... I will retire.

@ronyleonel56

Aaaahhhh!

Maid, hey!

But the boy is yours.

Where is?

Yes, it's late.

I'll bring it to you now, my friend.

Where is Antonella?

It's there, sir.

Ah, Antonello, you have finally reached the end.

My father.

Come on, you need to meet your girlfriend.

My... my girlfriend.

But... you didn't receive my letter.

My letter?

Yes, my letter.

Oh yes.

Ah, so you didn't read it.

My father, as you believe, it is something very serious.

I hurt her and... Enough said.

Come on, Ptolemy is waiting for me.

Father, father, let me get used to the idea.

He thinks I made him see how his daughter was.

Maid, huh.

Father, yes... By the way, you're quite attached to purity, huh?

Yeah.

Pureza I.

Unfortunate.

But I do advise you... don't oil your brush until today.

It's worth fifteen thousand florins.

It would be their downfall.

Have you remained chaste or not?

Ah, by faith, my Father, there is no one who can prove...

that I sinned over meat for more than two months.

Word of honor.

Oh yes, let's put honor aside, let's go.

I trust.

I have to trust you.

Come on, follow me.

Father.

Father, please don't make me get married.

My son, look at this flower...

that has remained pure for you.

Oh!

I will never marry her.

Whether you like it or not, I'll be my wife again.

This time you'll get away.

But, Father, let me tell you, what can you explain to me?

No Antonello.

Since you will take my pupil as your wife, allow me to embrace you.

Traitors, you want to put it in my basket.

For fifteen thousand florins for the falcon.

I know the contract.

If you speak, I testify that you were with women.

What do you think?

Careful, okay?

¡Pulsella inviolable!

Your spear will have to fight hard to

You will emerge victorious, but that's how you will reach paradise.

Sky!

And finally the bird is in the cage.

Go, my children, and know one another.

So you knew it.

That's why you laughed at the river.

Absolutely, give or take a few points.

Treatment!

Treatment!