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but we've been a team for a while

and I have feelings for you.

Would you like to do dinner?

You're gonna say that?

Yeah. What would you say?

-Wanna fuck? -Really?

All set, we can go.

Stéphanie, this isn't easy but…

Cool, a match.

Look.

He runs a charity for sick African children.

How cute.

-Ok, can we go? -Yeah.

He's left.

What? No way!

Reinforcements needed! Suspect on the run!

Go on, run after him!

Sorry.

I repeat,

help needed, suspect on the run, 190 cm, 40.

Stop, please!

Please, stop!

Joker!

He got away?

I get vertigo.

Shit!

Rayane!

-Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm good.

I don't get it.

Are you cop material?

It's my father.

I'm not great,

but he was a policeman too and died on duty.

I'll make him proud.

I'm over it.

Don't move.

-There's a rat. -What?

I'm listening.

Snipers in place, sir,

awaiting your signal.

We're ready.

Let's go.

Are you busy?

Our shift's done.

I need everyone for a big op.

Move it, guys. Saddle up!

-Move. -Outta the way.

In position, chief.

Yes, Mr. Prefect, we're in place. He's out for once.

We'll catch him red-handed.

I'm counting on you to arrest this trafficker.

Don't worry, I have my best men on the case.

-Granny? -Where are you?

I've done baked pasta for dinner.

I can't talk.

-I'm on a big op. -A big op?

It's all top secret, but it looks pretty important.

-Be careful. -Don't worry.

I'm safe.

You have your father's badge?

He's watching over me.

I feel better now.

Cancun Cancan, gotta go.

Love you!

Mexicans in sight.

Bang on time. No one makes a move.

They're armed and dangerous.

All units, the Rat's car is approaching.

Catch him red-handed.

Nobody move.

Wait for the exchange.

Teddy?

-Who're you? -Rayane, from the 'hood.

What's he doing?

He'll screw it up!

He's not answering.

A cop?

Yeah. You can't stay, there's a big op.

Bullets might fly. You should go.

Ok, thanks.

You forgot your bag.

Use second gear, I'll help.

Go ahead!

Go on, drive!

Zone secured.

Who brought this jerk?

You did, chief. My shift was over.

Again.

What's so funny?

Nothing.

What is it?

Congratulations on the wedding.

Just a family dinner. How did you know?

The photo.

I'll invite you next time.

Promise.

Chief.

I said, "Come in"?

I'd like to make up for my mistake.

I'd like to arrest the Rat.

For what? We have nothing on him.

Listen,

we've kept you on in memory of your father.

Now, I want results.

I've got two Narc cops.

-Arriving when? -We're here.

To make up for your shit.

We have a lead. His minder.

-His minder? -Who stashes his goods.

Right, I knew that.

Awesome, Tony. A lead already.

We raid at dawn.

She's a drag. I have my guitar class.

What?

Nothing.

Rayane,

want to help?

Yes, sir.

Send my FedEx and pick up a parcel.

Get me a four-cheese pizza.

And see a doctor, for God's sake.

That thing's disgusting.

No one will take me today.

My uncle's a great doctor. He will.

Thanks.

Why help him?

Quasimodo…

You live in the Rat's neighborhood?

Odd coincidence.

I'm watching you.

Got 5 euros for coffee?

My round. Anyone for coffee?

You're a prince, my Tony.

Chief Inspector?

Stéphanie?

How long since the bite?

A few days.

It's already full of pus.

Here's what I'll do. I'll lance the boil,

then take a blood sample for further tests. Ok?

Let's go. Scalpel.

Scalpel.

Just a small incision.

It'll feel like a light sting.

Perfect.

-You nearly hit me. -So what?

Have a good day too.

Let's do it again.

Closest to the wall wins.

This guy's sick. Can't we talk here?

Fuck it!

-Hiya, Granny. -Hiya.

Can't you knock first?

-Where do you think you are? -My place.

You were looking to move.

What am I doing?

New guy, new digs.

You and I split up a year ago.

Precisely.

Why are you still here?

Are you serious?

You wanna throw me out?

You're so selfish.

You cheated on me in my bed.

I gave you three months.

A year on, you're still here. I pay the rent,

your phone…

"I", "I"…

You only care about yourself.

That's why I dumped you.

Cool, a match!

Get outta my room.

Tell Granny to turn it down!

-Ok? -Hold on.

They're fighting.

It's crazy watching this at your age.

I'd love to be on this show.

Why not?

Did you finally ask Stéphanie out?

No.

Sweetheart…

Take the plunge. You were so cool.

No way, he was a loser!

You have to make her laugh.

Your granddad… He made me laugh

and, one hour later, he was diddling me.

What a memory!

I hope things heat up. I like it hot.

My Tony is a hot one.

Busy after work?

-Why? -We could go for a beer.

We could eat on my meal vouchers.

You're so lucky!

Talk about tacky…

This is it.

Police!

I hope he's a tough one.

I love a good fight.

I'm coming.

Gimme the ram to warm up.

Crooks call me The Ram.

Cos of his big cock.

I get the message.

Police, open up!

Or we'll break the door down.

I'm coming.

Go ahead/

One…

Two…

Three!

Shit…

More paperwork.

Are you dumb?

Bingo.

Look at this.

Two hundred grand in cash and three kilos of coke.

Plus a notebook.

Awesome, my Tony.

That's the postman's.

Hey, come here!

Come on!

-I'm off to work. -Shut up!

Move it! I fetch you?

Welcome to Palace Kebab.

May I take your things? Did you book?

Zoubir, move.

Sustainably, sir.

I couldn't afford a pair of trainers and look at this.

What do you think of the joint?

It's kind of unusual.

Are you dumb? That's the idea.

Isn't 30 euros a lot for a kebab?

Fuck that, it's a cover to launder money!

Are you dumb?

I won't forget what you did.

They nearly got me the other night.

A misunderstanding.

No, I was ratted out.

But don't worry. The fucker won't talk again.

Give him one.

Sample the produce.

-It's a bit early. -Eat.

Yes.

Your pals are investigating me again.

They got my notebook.

I didn't know. I'm going to work.

Precisely.

Find a way to bring my book back.

I'll pay ten grand.

Good?

No, my offer! Are we good?

I don't want problems with you or with work.

Think hard. And fast.

Move, you'll get grease everywhere.

-Zoubir! -Yes?

Any bookings?

None at all.

Hello?

Dr. Dudan speaking. I have your test results.

You have to come over urgently.

What? Is there a problem?

Everything's fine. No reason to worry.

You're healthy.

There.

Yes, goodbye.

All right.

Over to us.

This isn't going to be easy to hear.

You have leptospirosis.

What?

Leptospirosis.

It's a rare disease carried by rats.

Unfortunately, at this late stage,

it's terminal.

What do you mean?

I feel fine.

For now.

Listen, I'm sorry…

You don't have much time left.

Meaning?

Thirty days.

Max.

What'll I do?

What about Granny?

Think of yourself first.

That'll be 35 euros, please.

Granny?

What?

We need to talk.

Not now. I'm FaceTiming a match.

A music producer. Get lost.

Sorry, my ex.

Poor guy wants me back. Come by later.

He works all afternoon.

He's still here.

I told you to get the hell out, jerk.

You get out! I've no time for this crap!

Stop ruining my life!

My hookah!

What the fuck?

Come here, you clown!

Calling me a clown? Stay there!

Am I bleeding?

-You're okay. -He's here!

-What's up? -I'll waste you.

Yeah? Get your scooter for your dumb game.

Seriously?

We'll play my way and see who's tough.

Does he know me?

Who is he? Sammy!

Who is he? Sammy!

Waste him, man!

At my signal!

Hey, bro!

They're blindfolded, dickhead.

Yeah, shit!

I'll start again.

Where's he going?

Come back!

Plexiglas, pal.

Man, you're fucked.

Fucked in the head.

Shit, you're good.

Respect, bro.

Who's the big guy now?

-You, man. -I'm into you.

Did you book, sir?

What is it?

Let me see the Rat.

The cotton candy is at the park.

Ok, move.

I'll do it.

Why?

No more Mr. Nice Guy. I wanna live.

Fine. Give him his ten grand.

No.

Not ten grand.

A hundred.

Run that by me again.

What're you waiting for?

Shoot!

Kiss your notebook goodbye.

All your deals are in it.

It'll get you 15 years, you and your crew.

A hundred grand

is nothing.

It buys your freedom.

Ok.

You get it.

If you trick me,

you die.

No one fucks me.

I'm sorry, Dad.

But I don't have long.

I wanna enjoy life.

Granny…

-Granny? -Yes, dear?

I'm off on a mini-break.

Now.

Right now?

Yes.

Finally, that makes me so happy.

And even happier if Stéphanie's going too.

No.

What a pity. A holiday's better as a couple.

Your granddad and I had wonderful ones.

I got fondled.

-Gran… -Don't worry. He liked to watch.

Here.

For rent and food.

What's this money?

Is everything okay?

Fine, don't worry.

I need a break.

I have to run to catch my flight.

Bye, Granny.

Goodbye, sweetheart.

Goodbye.

Wanna be on Cancun Cancan?

Oh, yes!

It's not easy. A lot of people apply.

You need to cause a buzz on the Net.

-A what? -A buzz.

I can help. I'm a social networks expert.

I'll be your agent.

Great!

Not for free.

-Rayane left money? -Yes.

Ace. A makeover then.

-What? -A makeover.

Whitening toothpaste?

Anti-ageing…

Do we really need all this?

Yes. When did you last do your bikini line?

Bikini line?

I don't know how to swim.

A big job then.

If you're watching this,

I'm dead.

No.

Don't be sad.

From where I am, I can see you.

And I'm with you.

Yes?

Excuse me…

It's Rayane Tesser's results…

He looks perfectly healthy.

What do you mean?

Take a look.

Shit, I got it wrong!

I missed that point.

I'll call him.

-Dr. Dudan? -Yes?

It's 6:30 pm and you're in custody.

What for?

Fraud and medical errors.

May I make just one call?

You're allowed one call.

Start the search.

Attorney Gildas?

I'm in the shit. Help me out.

You tried to fuck me over?

Yeah. So?

Get your ass back with my dough and find my book!

Screw that.

Same as your dad?

-What about him? -He duped me too.

You fucking…

My notebook, Rayane!

POLICE STATION

You're screwed.

You've met Tony.

Now you know. A new sheriff in town.

Where have you been?

The mail's undelivered.

-I wanna see the chief. -Got an appointment?

Clam up.

I'll see him any time.

I'll call you back.

I want the Rat case.

Without your exploits, he'd be behind bars!

I've changed.

Quick, a hostage crisis!

-Drop the gun. -Chill.

Put the gun down!

Don't act smart.

Get lost. Go!

You too. Back off!

Back off.

Leave Tony be.

-Take the girl. -Why?

Nobody move.

Outta the way.

Back off.

Let me, chief.

Think you're Superman? Want me to ice him?

Put the gun away!

Come on!

Move it.

Move it!

I'll ice him.

You're totally dumb.

Keep still!

Come on.

Lock him up.

You both surprised me.

Well done.

Sir, I had it under control.

Well said, Tony.

Give me the Rat case. I won't let you down.

Is he serious?

You have changed. Alright.

Work with Stéphanie and Tony.

Chief, not with me!

That's final!

Get to work.

Saddle up!

This place ain't big enough for the both of us.

We'll arrest the bastard.

What's the plan?

Great look.

How'd you pay for it?

And that watch?

Fashion later.

So no plan.

We'll catch him red-handed.

That was Tony's plan too.

Right?

Yeah.

-Right. -Red-handed.

Look at this.

Hi, babes. What to do when you have a date?

Go Chewbacca-style?

No, no, no.

Make sure to wax your…

When the wax is nice and hot,

spread it

on your…

Keep your legs nicely spread

and when it's dry, give it a tug.

After that, if you can't get someone

to lick your…

Granny's at a loss.

Love you, babes.

Again…

Granny?

-It's Linda. -It's not your phone.

What's up with Granny?

She's with me and she's happy.

Yes.

I'm her agent now, with a wild career plan.

I'm warning you…

I, I, I…

Only you matter.

I'm taking great care of her.

What could happen?

Granny!

Great, Linda!

Linda?

Hello?

Ok, I have eye contact.

Follow the old bat and wait for my signal.

The shame of it.

You said it.

The Rat's notebook?

No, my supermarket discount vouchers.

One for tampons.

Buy one, get one free.

-I won't need it. -No thanks.

-Sure? -Yeah.

I'll give it to Mom.

I have the notebook.

Nothing but recipes.

Each one with flour in it.

In prune tagine,

in braised leeks, in Caprese salad…

Wake up, it's code.

Think he'll note the details

of every dealer?

Flour is coke.

Thanks, I keep telling them.

So that's why!

One kilo of flour for one cotton candy

sounded kind of heavy.

Cotton candy…

The park is the hub.

How d'you know?

I know, that's all.

You know a lot.

I decide here.

Yeah, Tony decides!

Let's go.

Pain in the ass.

Pain in the ass.

Shit, no unmarked cars.

The chief's.

We can't touch it. For him, it's like his baby.

Watch it. One scratch and we're dead.

Nice. Can't wait to be chief.

Into speed now?

No time to lose.

So release the handbrake.

There. That van's weird.

It's perfectly normal.

-He wants his dose. -Let's check it out.

It's a normal van.

Let's split.

Police, open up!

What is it?

Sorry.

Sweetheart!

Brought your pals today?

Wild, you bang a hooker!

No way.

She's my mom.

-Hello, ma'am. -Hi.

-Hello, ma'am. -Let's go.

-Work hard. -You too, Mom. Come on.

My kiss!

-Let's go. -See you, guys.

Cotton candy.

No dealers. It's a circus.

Right, Tony.

Why not that clown too?

Shit, it's him!

A sword?

No, my cock.

That's your cock, jerk.

I bet it's him.

I'll go undercover.

Not so fast, bitch.

It's my case, so I'll go, okay.

Tony's undercover king.

Yeah. Good under the covers.

Hi, cousin.

You're the guy to see to have fun?

Aren't you too old for a balloon?

Chill, Coco.

I just wanna chill with guys from the hood.

How much?

I dunno. Five?

Five what?

-Cocaine? -Yeah.

Three hundred euros.

What? Three hundred?

High price.

-Meal vouchers? -Get lost.

Ok, but I'll take just two.

Shit!

Tony, what did he do?

A TRIP TO THE MOON - CANNON MAN

I have an idea!

Police, I need this van.

Let's try it. I get in, aim at the clown

and fire.

You're crazy, it's too dangerous.

You're right. Climb in.

Are you sure?

We've lost them because of you!

Police!

Stop!

You're under arrest.

Rat on the Rat.

I'll say one thing.

Water, very funny.

Not water.

I'll report you.

You'll be suspended.

I'm suspended here!

You won't talk?

Lift me up, please!

Rat out the Rat first.

He'll kill me!

Talk or I will.

A shipment. Camilla Menendez.

She gets it through customs.

That's all I know!

-Shit, cramp… -Cramp?

Don't, it'll be horrible.

What the hell?

The blowjobs to mend this!

Don't worry, I'll help you.

Call an ambulance.

-Located her? -Yeah.

I've even got her address.

Take this guy to the hospital.

We'll go see Camilla.

You give orders now?

We'll go to the hospital. You see Menendez.

That's final.

Ok, let's go.

You're free to go.

I took care of it.

Your turn.

Your past is a problem.

A check could make it go away.

How much?

-100,000, say. -100,000?

At least.

You've saved me.

My fee is 35,000, please.

Why the hospital?

They're on the case.

Think. The Rat will try to ice him.

What?

He ices all snitches.

Don't let me out of your sight.

Who arrests him?

-Tony! -Exactly.

I get the praise, the chief's job

and the car.

What can I say?

Why take all these risks?

Listen, Stéphanie…

WITHHELD NUMBER

Not answering?

Listen up, you shit.

You're out of your depth.

I'll seize your granny and fillet her.

Sorry, this is my voicemail. Leave me a message.

More and more followers.

Your Instagram's on fire!

Listen, see that rapper?

-Where? -There.

The guy's a star, really famous.

This video's a new step up.

Get in there and blow them away.

-Now? -Right now.

Ok, outta the way, you bimbos.

Who's the oldie?

Watch it, dork.

I'll make this a hit.

Shut up, sing and let me work.

Too much. Ok, gimme the sound.

On top of the world, just you and me

We need no one else

I clear out the fancy stores every weekend

I live in the grey of Paris like an American star

I have my big guy glasses Ain't afraid of a uniform

Excellent!

Here's the plan.

Stay with the clown.

-Don't doze off. -No.

I'll keep watch, hidden on a gurney.

We'll have the Rat cornered.

Let's go.

Chief Inspector Tony.

-I love it. -Me too.

The Rat's cooked.

Prep the defibrillator.

Ok, doctor.

Your turn now.

Don't worry, it'll all go well.

Ready?

Hold on.

The Rat's men.

Going to Menendez's.

They're gonna kill her.

-Your delivery. -Coming!

Try to open the door.

I'll go by air.

What?

You're finished.

Don't hurt me. I won't talk.

Shit, I did it!

Put the guns down.

Down!

I did it!

So?

Who's the boss?

Are you hurt? Don't move.

Let's talk.

A private jet from Mexico

is bringing a huge shipment.

Tony?

What have you done?

The operation went well.

What operation?

It hurts.

Moving makes it worse. Be right back.

What did they do?

No idea.

What did they do?

-The R… -What?

What?

The R…?

You won't snitch again.

What?

Your hands!

Put them up!

Jesus…

Jesus.

Jesus!

What the hell?

Outta the way!

Police, stay calm.

We're the Rat catchers.

Deal with these jerks.

Put the guns down.

You act tough with your guns,

but Tony can waste you without your gun.

What he likes

is to fight!

I don't hit women.

Great line.

But it'll be the last thing you say.

Yeah?

I'll see to him.

Cast aside all emotion.

Distract your opponent,

then go for his face.

Dazed, he'll react.

Block his left and strike the sternum.

Costal cartilage weakened.

Then, break his jaw.

Uppercut to the liver.

Open his guard, burst his spleen.

Snap the cruciate ligaments.

Final blow to the plexus to neutralize him.

So, dizziness, multiple fractures,

pleural detachment, internal bleeding, ruptured ligaments.

Recovery time: six months.

Tendency to underestimate a 36 D-cup, eradicated.

Ok, I surrender.

Well?

A jet lands with a drug shipment in 20 minutes.

-We won't make it. -We will.

No, watch out for cars.

Hold on tight.

Again!

Not so fast.

-Slow down. -Don't worry.

Do something. I don't wanna die.

That fucking cop hasn't brought my book back.

See to those jerks.

-Make them vanish. -Alright.

Shit!

Shit…

-Look! -What?

A lighter to burn the rope.

You're a genius.

On the count of three. One, two, three…

It hurts.

Got it. Here goes.

It's hot.

Done it. Well done.

What?

What is it?

What a jerk!

Help me!

I'm burning!

Sorry, Tony.

Shit, I'm alive!

I'm alive!

I saved you.

I saved you!

Go on, jump.

Jump!

Let's pull out.

I'm coming, Tony!

No, wait!

No!

Pierre?

The bastard dumped me.

Rayane?

The barrier…

Fuck!

The chief will murder us.

A polish and it's good as new.

You're sick.

Look…

The hangar Camilla mentioned.

Let's go.

Come on, guys!

See the Rat?

No.

We follow them to the deal.

Tail them by car.

What'll you do?

Carpool.

Help!

-Hello? -Yes.

Where are you?

-At the Mexican Embassy. -Why?

Rayane's inside.

Listen up, he works with the Rat.

-What? -He works with him.

I have to go.

But…

Pierre!

-Yes? -Let's go.

Shit…

Move it!

Stéphanie?

What's that baby?

I can't leave him in the car.

Come on.

No, this is an embassy,

I have a baby, we stop now.

I need your help.

This is crazy. What about the baby?

Give him to me.

-No. -Give him to me. Come on!

You're sick.

-Careful. -Ok, sonny?

-He's stuck. -Shit.

Don't pull

Jesus!

Do something!

Shit…

Rayane, do something!

Here you go.

Everything's fine.

There…

Well?

Not bad, huh?

But the gate's open.

I'll catch you.

Don't be afraid.

Are you moved?

No.

Something's in my ass.

He's alive anyhow.

My ass hurts.

He was at the airport.

Thanks, guys.

We can't go in, it's too risky.

We can't screw up now.

Our way in.

I told you not to smoke here, asshole!

Ladies, out!

Come on, get out.

A hundred per cent pure.

This is a very important client.

We have proof.

You're here?

Working with the Rat?

What d'you mean? The Rat's doing…

A deal. I'll arrest him

and then you.

What the hell's that?

Who's there?

-Hush him. -I'm trying!

Ok, let me try.

Come here.

Who's there?

It's working.

What's he doing?

He's suckling me!

Are those breasts?

He's biting!

-The jerk. -Get up.

Hands up.

Jesus!

You're in shape.

Whatever's in that crate, it's wild!

Let's go.

-We need disguises. -Yeah.

I'll wear that.

What's your costume?

I dunno.

But you look…

Thanks.

Sure we're incognito?

You're right.

The baby.

Hold on.

Here you go.

Uncle Tony has to arrest a bad guy.

We'll leave him here.

Ace, Uncle Tony.

What?

Let's go.

I hope we can trust you.

Mariachis!

Where were you? Hurry, you're on.

Come on.

Hurry. Everyone's waiting. Geez.

Up you go.

We're not Mexicans!

I'm not Mexican, I'm Moroccan. I'm Hamid!

Move, everyone's waiting. Let's go.

What's with him?

We're wasting time.

Let's split up.

Phoenix, you're late.

-I'm on an assignment. -Yeah right.

Move it.

I'm no wrestler.

Work something out!

Come on guys!

You'll pay for this.

My baby!

Stop that!

Leave my baby be.

Let's go.

What's wrong?

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

What happened?

I'm gonna score!

Goal!

I scored!

There they are!

She took my baby!

Where is he?

Where?

You're all sick!

The coke's in the laundry room. We can arrest them.

Want a diplomatic incident?

We're not on French territory here.

Kidnapping, arson,

endangerment,

territorial violation!

And substance abuse.

Chief, let me explain.

It's Rayane's fault.

Is that true?

Yes, sir, it is.

It's brave to confess.

I appreciate it.

You're fired!

Don't let me see you again!

The others, with me. Saddle up!

If we pull this off, we have it made.

The biggest buzz ever.

Cancun, here we come!

Good idea, we're broke.

The keycard. Room 325.

I'll wait there.

GRANNY'S TUTORIALS

Hiya, babes.

Guess who I spent the night with.

A little clue?

Hugo Lloris.

It was hotter than a hot potato.

Not just two halves, but extra time and a penalty shoot-out.

He didn't stop them.

He scored the goals.

Who are you?

Don't act innocent.

Come here, you!

Linda!

Let go of me!

What is this shit?

Hello?

Your voicemail?

No, me.

You're not up to this.

I'm… death…

I… drugs…

your granny… pinched…

I can't hear you.

I… fat slut…

in my joint… Hear that?

I can't hear you!

-You can't hear me? -No.

Hold on, I'll move.

Is that better?

-Yes. -Cool.

I've got your granny.

-What? -You can't hear me?

I can.

Alright.

You've two hours to get my fucking notebook

or I'll get my kebab skewer

ram it up her,

and roast her

until her ass

turns red!

The Rat?

Rayane, my friend! How are you?

Can we talk later?

No, wait.

It's funny, I made a bit of a blunder.

You're not dying.

What do you mean?

You're not going to die.

Hold on…

I've been taking deadly risks!

Yes, I know.

All I can do is apologize.

Don't apologize, doctor.

Thanks to you,

I've found guts.

Just doing my job.

I'll refund the 35-euro consultation fee.

There.

I have to go. Thank you.

My pleasure.

What's he doing?

This is a bad time.

Get lost.

Fly away, birdie.

Go away.

What now?

He's humping me!

The jerk's humping me!

Get lost!

Think it over in your cell.

Take him away.

So, did he bang you?

-What? -Remember me?

You nabbed me with that guy who loves you.

-Loves me? -Sure.

The jerk's too shy to say so.

Let's go. You'll find love in jail.

I'm Schwarzenegger.

Watch.

Does this hurt?

Of course it hurts, stupid.

-Get them removed. -There's a three-week wait.

My uncle could take you right away.

-Shall I call him? -Sure.

Shit, this report's a drag.

Let me see, I'll try to help.

Fuck…

Hands up.

What's going on?

He wants the notebook. He works for the Rat.

Tony always knew.

It's not that.

Lie down, hands visible.

Lie down, yeah, Tony's the boss!

Trust me.

-Bye. -He's running!

Lights!

I forgot the bars.

Put the lights on!

The bastard!

Have you booked, young sir?

-Piss off. -I'll be delighted to.

Where's Granny?

-Granny? -C'mon, move it.

She's here.

Get lost, you!

-Are you okay? -No!

She'd be a star if you hadn't screwed up!

Don't worry.

I'm fine.

Hugo Lloris boosted my page.

Clam up, you bat!

Clam up yourself!

Move.

Gimme my book.

Free them first.

Would you like a drink to start?

Whatever.

Excellent choice.

I knew it.

I said he was with the Rat.

You sensed it right away.

What a sleuth!

You see, Phoenix, you can do it.

No one fucks me over.

You hear?

No one.

With the Mexicans' dope,

I'll be the top local dealer.

And now…

No more proof.

Happy? You've won?

Today, we have a select vintage,

select and vintage.

Did you check-out the menu?

Not hungry.

Not hungry?

You should've said.

Drop dead, crap customer.

Rayane…

Your phone's showing.

-Police! -Shit!

Police!

Police?

-Hygiene! -Come back!

Cover me.

They'll never find me.

You're surrounded!

Rayane…

Can you hear me?

Rayane, answer.

Fucking cops!

Stéphanie…

Two…

We'll go live. Stand there!

-You got hit? -No.

Dad's badge stopped it.

It saved me.

No bullet.

I got hit!

I'm gonna die.

Crap!

Three, four…

Stéphanie…

Look after my grandmother.

Stéphanie…

The bullet barely grazed you.

Yeah…

Embarrassing…

Five…

And six.

So, the Rat,

you're out of bullets.

One just got shot!

-Rayane? -No, but what a buzz!

Never imagined a second gun?

Bummer.

Yeah.

Gimme your gun.

I can't do that.

C'mon, trust me.

Gimme your gun.

-No. -Hurry it up!

Follow my channel.

Swipe!

I'll kill the old bat!

What a jerk!

Granny!

Are you okay?

Don't worry, Granny's fine.

Run, get that mofo.

Rayane…

Arrest the bastard.

What a sicko.

It's you, Rayane?

-Gimme your bike. -Take it.

The same game as your dad?

The customer pays first!

Stéphanie…

This isn't easy but these last few days

I've defeated my fears.

I have feelings for you.

How about dinner?

And this square is the guy who arrested me!

You'll hook her that way?

Yeah.

He'll hook me that way.

Silence, please.

Hello, everyone.

Thank you all for coming.

How did your breast op go?

It went fine.

Look what the jerk did!

I'll decorate you

for bravery. You were heroic.

Congratulations.

Thank you, sir.

Congratulations.

Thank you, sir.

Congratulations.

Thank you, sir.

I hope you'll stay with us.

To pay for my car.

Your dad would be proud.

Thanks, Granny.

Stéphanie, I name you chief inspector.

You've shown

you can handle a tough team.

Congratulations.

Thank you, sir.

The prefect recorded a message

to congratulate you.

Awesome, Stéphanie.

Magali, please…

Magali?

If you're watching this,

I'm dead.

No, don't be sad.

From where I am, I can see you.

-He's here. -And I'm with you.

Tony…

You're a loser!

Pierre, you're his whore.

Mom's proud of you, son.

Chief,

stuff your parcels

up your fat ass!

Park your car up there too.

Stéphanie,

I'm into you.

Too bad I didn't have the guts to say so.

Don't forget me.

I love you.

I love you too.

Goodbye.

It's party time!