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♪ One fine day
with a woof and a purr ♪
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♪ A baby was born
and it caused a little stir ♪
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♪ No blue buzzard,
no three-eyed frog ♪
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♪ Just a feline, canine,
little CatDog ♪
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♪ CatDog... CatDog... ♪
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♪ Alone in the world
was a little CatDog ♪
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♪ Out on the road
or back in town ♪
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♪ All kind of critters
putting CatDog down ♪
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♪ Got to rise above it,
got to try to get along ♪
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♪ Got to walk together,
got to sing this song ♪
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♪ CatDog... CatDog... ♪
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♪ Alone in the world
was a little CatDog ♪
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♪ CatDog... CatDog... ♪
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♪ CatDog... CatDog... ♪
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♪ Alone in the world
was a little CatDog. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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( crowd cheering... )
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( man snarls )
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( dramatic voice ):
I'm Mean Bob
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and I'm mad at you, Evil Eric
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and now I'm going to
rid the world
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of you and your evil
once and for all!
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( laughing evilly )
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You've got it wrong, Mean Bob.
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Prepare to be destroyed.
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( Dog laughs )
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That's a laugh!
Go get him, Mean Bob!
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Yeah, keep it real,
Mean Bob!
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Oh, how long till
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this ridiculous
thing is over, Dog?
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We still have six more
jam-packed hours
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of fantastic fun at...
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The 12th Annual Mean Bob
Super Fan Convention!
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Fool! This is
for what you did
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to Banana Girl
and Dr. Zimmerman!
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( beeping and zapping )
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Aah... oof!
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( laughing )
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I shall now zap
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Mean Bob's
puny brain
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with my appropriately
named Brain Zapper.
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Never! My mental meanness
shall triumph over evilness!
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( grunts )
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( whispers, normal voice ):
Hey, Johnny, show's
going pretty well.
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( whispers,
normal voice ):
Never seen better.
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( crowd cheering )
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This is so fake!
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Perhaps the Net of Death
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is more to your liking.
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( laughs )
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And... ( laughs )
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( gasps )
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Your brain is mine!
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Into the Vat
of Vengeance!
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Oh, Cat, Evil Eric's
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finally going to destroy
Mean Bob and zap his brain!
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How will anyone know?
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I must save him!
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Dog, what are you
do... whoa!
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Whoa... whoa...
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This isn't how we
rehearsed this!
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( crowd exclaiming angrily... )
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( grunting and yelling )
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Cat, we got to get Mean Bob out
of here before he gets hurt!
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CAT:
What about me...?!
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Dog, what the heck
are you doing?
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Taking Mean Bob
to a super secret hideout
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where no one will ever
think to look for him.
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CAT:
Great secret hideout,
Doggy Doodles.
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Oh, can you
believe it, Cat?
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Mean Bob is
in our house,
on our sofa
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propped up on our pillows.
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Look, Dog, he's
just a goofball
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in a two-bit costume
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and now the rest of
those other
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loser geeks like you
are after us!
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Aw, he even looks all mean
when he's asleep.
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Wake up!
Rise and shine!
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( imitates rooster )
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( normal voice ):
Huh... hee... hoo...
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uh... what... where...
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Where am I?
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DOG:
Safe in the home
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of your
number one fan.
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Don't look at me.
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He's the fan. I'm
the one with the brain.
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And who am I?
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Who are you... ( laughs )
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That's funny.
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You're Mean Bob.
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Mean, but fair.
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Oh...
so who's Mean Bob?
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Oh, no!
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Evil Eric did zap
Mean Bob's brain
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with the appropriately
named Brain Zapper!
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I think both your brains
got zapped.
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He is suffering
from major brain zappage.
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We must restore him
to the glory
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that once was Mean Bob!
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I feel woozy.
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Listen...
he even forgot
his Mean Bob voice.
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Will someone please
tell me who I am?
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Why you're...
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( dramatically ):
Mean Bob...
born on Atlantis
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raised on the
planet Jupiter
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schooled at Superhero
Trade Tech College
in Iowa!
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Here's your Mean Bob
Atomic Battery Belt
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with super pants-
holding-up power!
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And your
Bionic Brain Bucket
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with laser action and
three premium cable
channels included.
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Those are props!
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You're an actor, so...
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why don't you fire your
agent, do some lunch
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have another facelift
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and act like
you're leaving.
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You cannot send him
out there!
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Mean Bob doesn't know
who he is.
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( disgusted sigh )
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But maybe if I reenact
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several scenes
from Mean Bob's movies
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I can restore his memory.
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Huh?
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Let the reenacting
begin!
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Mm-mm-mm...
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You must remember
the famous fight scene
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from Mean Bob vs. Evil Eric
on the Titanic.
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Hmm...
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The Titanic!
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Remember?
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Nope, nope, nope.
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Then let the show begin!
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Aah!
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You be Evil Eric.
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( grunting )
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It's a giant
iceberger!
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( gasps )
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( gurgling )
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( gurgling )
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( gasps )
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Dog, have you lost
what little mind you have?
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You almost killed me!
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Cat, we must help
Mean Bob.
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I don't want to help
Mean Bob!
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I want to be dry and
I want him out of here!
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Do you remember, Mean Bob?
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Nope... sorry.
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CAT:
Good enough.
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Oh, drat, the Brain Zapper was
more powerful than I thought.
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Quick, another
reenactment!
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DOG:
Oh, you got to remember
the famous rocket sled fight
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from Mean Bob's Switzerland
Vacation of Vengeance.
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Oh, now wait a minute, Dog.
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Hee-hee!
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Oh... oh... oh...!
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How come this never
hurts you, too?!
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Aah... ooh!
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( panting )
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Nice acting, Cat.
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Do you remember
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now?
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Sorry.
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Darn you, Evil Eric!
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Darn you all to darnness!
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Your evilness
knows no bounds!
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Quick! To the kitchen!
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What about Mean Bob
Meets Evil Eric Again
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and Is Introduced to His
Cousin, the Mistress of Pain?
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Okay, Dog.
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That's it!
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This has gone on
long enough!
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Oof!
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So, Mistress of Pain,
we meet again
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in the Food Court
of Flatulence!
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( fart noise )
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( screaming )
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Dog!
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Oh... oh... ow...!
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I don't remember
anything.
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It's a lost cause.
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No, it's not!
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You've made
116 movies.
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I can do them all!
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Like Rhapsody in Doom!
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Sweet mother of chub!
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( playing quickly,
Cat grunting... )
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Enough! Enough!
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I'm Cat, and I'm mad!
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( barking and yelling... )
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Wait! That looks familiar!
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Like the scene from The Good,
the Bad and the Mean Bob!
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It's all coming back to me!
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( Cat grunting and groaning )
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I think it was
a wee bit tighter.
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Are you out of your mind...
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I remember!
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I know who I am!
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( dramatic voice ):
I am Mean Bob, and I'm mad!
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Yes, yes!
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He's Mean Bob
and he's mad
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and, baby,
he knows it!
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( grunting )
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You're both mad, as in
crazy, insane and loony!
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DOG:
Huh? Who's that?
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( crowd yelling )
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Aah! It's Evil Eric and his
Angry Army of Darkness!
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Someone must have
told them
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of our super secret
hideout
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and I think I know
who that someone is.
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No, no, never!
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Cat would never...
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( Cat whistles loudly )
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Mean Bob's in here!
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Come and get him!
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And if you want a crazy dog,
I got one of those, too!
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( yelling )
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Cat, how could you?
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You are a traitor!
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A spy! A turncoat!
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Much as I enjoy
name-calling
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we must restrain him
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in an effective but
non-dangerous substance
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so we may fight
Evil Eric.
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Hmm...
safe but absorbent.
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CAT:
Hey, what are you guys...
( muffled grunting )
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( whistling )
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We'll deal with you later,
friend of Evil Eric.
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ERIC:
Hey, Mean Bob!
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We don't get paid
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unless we finish the show
for these loser geeks!
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ALL:
Losers?!
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Geeks?!
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( laughs nervously )
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Um, kidding...
I was just kidding.
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I love you geeks.
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Come on, let's get Mean Bob!
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( all cheering )
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Get Mean Bob!
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( yelling, banging on door )
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( both panting )
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Quick, to the
Balcony of Destiny!
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Crowd:
Come on...
we want Mean Bob...
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Get the show
on the road!
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Here, use my Mean Bob
Rocket Jet Pack Launching Pad
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I got free in a box of
Mean Bob Breakfast Corndogs.
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Dive off of this and use
your Super Jet Pack
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to swoop up into the air
and attack from the east
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using the sun as a blinding ray
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and ridding the world
of Evil Eric once and for all!
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Excellent idea!
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This I got to see.
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Come on, let's go.
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We got a show to do.
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Don't you mean showDOWN,
Evil Eric?
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I will go and fight now
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but I shall never forget
what you did for me
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the one
who is called Dog.
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Aw, you're welcome, Mean Bob.
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I'm not finished.
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Sorry.
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And I will continue
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to fight evil
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especially Evil Eric
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00:10:58,933 --> 00:11:00,933
for I... am... Mean Bob!
265
00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:05,766
( crying ):
I love you, Mean Bob!
266
00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:07,966
I'm quite fond of you.
267
00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:10,466
I'm going to throw up.
268
00:11:10,666 --> 00:11:13,933
Rocket Jet Pack power on!
269
00:11:17,033 --> 00:11:18,800
Huh...?
Mmm...
270
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,433
Ah...
271
00:11:21,633 --> 00:11:23,066
( crowd gasps )
272
00:11:24,766 --> 00:11:25,966
( thud, crunch )
273
00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:27,033
MEAN BOB:
Ow!
274
00:11:27,233 --> 00:11:28,066
What a rip-off!
275
00:11:28,266 --> 00:11:30,000
I want my money back!
276
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,766
That's the worst show
I've ever seen!
277
00:11:32,966 --> 00:11:34,566
Is it over?
Is that it?
278
00:11:34,766 --> 00:11:35,366
You stink!
279
00:11:37,233 --> 00:11:39,433
( normal voice ):
Uh... who am I?
280
00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:41,333
Where am I?
281
00:11:41,533 --> 00:11:43,766
Oh, I'm woozy again.
282
00:11:45,666 --> 00:11:48,133
Gee, I guess he
wasn't Mean Bob.
283
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,100
Gee, you think?
284
00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:52,433
That's the first
intelligent thing you've said
285
00:11:52,633 --> 00:11:54,166
in the last 11 minutes.
286
00:11:54,366 --> 00:11:56,266
Mmm... You're not
so dumb yourself.
287
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,833
DOG:
I'm Mean Bob
288
00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:14,500
and I'm mad!
289
00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:17,166
And I'm not going
to take it anymore!
290
00:12:17,366 --> 00:12:18,733
Hey, Dog!
291
00:12:18,933 --> 00:12:20,533
Look what I found
in my attic.
292
00:12:20,733 --> 00:12:25,200
Oh, wow,
a professional
fetching ball!
293
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,033
Look at that!
294
00:12:27,233 --> 00:12:29,366
I didn't know you had
an attic, Winslow.
295
00:12:29,566 --> 00:12:32,000
There's a lot of things
you don't know about me
296
00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:33,333
Mr. Curious
297
00:12:33,533 --> 00:12:35,066
and I want to keep it that way.
298
00:12:35,266 --> 00:12:37,366
Come on, Cat,
let's play fetch!
299
00:12:37,566 --> 00:12:40,700
No, Dog, please,
I'm relaxing.
300
00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:42,900
Yeah, I'd love
to stick around
301
00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:45,800
but I got places to go
and people to see.
302
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,033
( whistling )
303
00:12:49,233 --> 00:12:50,700
( door creaks )
304
00:12:54,633 --> 00:12:56,966
Hmm, Winslow left
his door open.
305
00:12:57,166 --> 00:12:58,733
We better close it.
306
00:12:58,933 --> 00:13:00,866
Uh, yes,
we could do that
307
00:13:01,066 --> 00:13:04,766
or, um, we could take
a little peekity-peek inside.
308
00:13:04,966 --> 00:13:07,333
We might find out
something juicy.
309
00:13:07,533 --> 00:13:11,200
But Cat, you always say,
"Don't stick your nose...
310
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,366
BOTH:
"...in other people's
houses or holes." Right.
311
00:13:14,566 --> 00:13:16,066
I know.
312
00:13:16,266 --> 00:13:18,300
So... let's do
something else.
313
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,066
Let's play fetch.
314
00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:21,100
Fetch?!
315
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,500
Yes.
316
00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:24,700
Oh, yeah,
hi-ho diggity!
317
00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:25,966
You ready?
318
00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:28,166
And... go get it!
319
00:13:28,366 --> 00:13:30,300
Whoo, ball, ball, ball...
320
00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,033
Ball, ball, ball...
321
00:13:32,233 --> 00:13:35,766
Ball, ball, ball, ball...
322
00:13:35,966 --> 00:13:37,500
Dog!
How could you?
323
00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:40,766
I am shocked,
stunned and
stupefied.
324
00:13:40,966 --> 00:13:42,966
Why, you are
nothing but
325
00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:45,366
a lowdown
dirty trespasser!
326
00:13:45,566 --> 00:13:47,000
Cat, I'm so sorry.
327
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,566
I didn't mean it!
328
00:13:48,766 --> 00:13:50,400
What's a trespasser?
329
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,366
( sighs )
330
00:13:52,566 --> 00:13:55,133
Well, I suppose
I don't have to
331
00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:57,366
tell Winslow
what you did.
332
00:13:57,566 --> 00:13:58,533
Whew, thanks, Cat.
333
00:13:58,733 --> 00:13:59,933
Oh...
334
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,600
What a dump!
335
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,033
Almost makes
you feel sorry
336
00:14:04,233 --> 00:14:05,166
for the poor little rat...
337
00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:09,400
but not quite.
338
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,800
Well, let us now go
and tresapass no more.
339
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,700
Wait a minute,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
340
00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:16,266
What's Winslow doing
with a picture of me?
341
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:21,000
( beep )
342
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,133
Sweet mother of chub.
343
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:23,533
A secret passageway.
344
00:14:23,733 --> 00:14:25,100
Now...
don't go in there
345
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:27,100
you little
trespasser, you.
346
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,633
Remember, curiosity
killed the dog.
347
00:14:29,833 --> 00:14:31,000
I thought it was cat.
348
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,466
Popular misconception.
349
00:14:32,666 --> 00:14:33,733
It's dog, trust me.
350
00:14:33,933 --> 00:14:34,533
In fact...
351
00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:39,433
See?! You're
trespassing again!
352
00:14:39,633 --> 00:14:41,366
Bad, curious dog!
353
00:14:41,566 --> 00:14:43,600
WINSLOW:
That's right, friends,
step right up.
354
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,733
Only a few measly bucks!
355
00:14:45,933 --> 00:14:47,466
Hey, give me one!
356
00:14:47,666 --> 00:14:49,166
( laughing ):
Heh-heh-heh.
357
00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:50,866
Wonder what that
little rat's got in here.
358
00:14:53,633 --> 00:14:54,566
( beeping... )
359
00:14:54,766 --> 00:14:56,533
Huh?
360
00:14:56,733 --> 00:14:59,000
MAN ( on tape ):
Welcome to the Historical Hall
361
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,333
of Winslow T. Oddfellow.
362
00:15:02,733 --> 00:15:05,066
( grunting )
363
00:15:05,266 --> 00:15:06,766
Hey,
Mr. Prehistoric.
364
00:15:06,966 --> 00:15:08,866
Heh-heh-heh!
365
00:15:09,066 --> 00:15:11,933
MAN:
Here you see Winslow's
illustrious ancestors
366
00:15:12,133 --> 00:15:14,200
who have carried on
the grand tradition
367
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,000
of harassing and laughing...
368
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:17,800
Heh-heh, heh-heh.
369
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,166
...at the discomfort
and agony of others.
370
00:15:20,366 --> 00:15:23,466
Ooh-la-la! Zat's going to sting!
371
00:15:23,666 --> 00:15:24,733
( laughing )
372
00:15:24,933 --> 00:15:26,233
What do you know?
373
00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:28,333
It's a Winslow
family tradition
374
00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:30,133
to harass and ridicule.
375
00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:31,800
Oh, come on, Cat.
376
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,166
We really shouldn't
be in here.
377
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:34,366
( guillotine clangs )
378
00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:35,700
( Cat shudders )
379
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:39,566
Oh, who's going to stop me?
380
00:15:39,766 --> 00:15:41,766
( alarm blares )
381
00:15:41,966 --> 00:15:43,033
Heh-heh-heh,
heh-heh-heh.
382
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:44,766
( laughing )
383
00:15:44,966 --> 00:15:47,166
Why, you little...
384
00:15:47,366 --> 00:15:48,366
There's my ball!
385
00:15:48,566 --> 00:15:50,000
Come on, Cat, let's go.
386
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,600
If Winslow finds us
in here...
387
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,500
It will be your fault,
Mr. Trespasser
388
00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:54,566
and don't forget it.
389
00:16:00,266 --> 00:16:02,300
Ooh... let's go out
390
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,166
through that door.
391
00:16:04,366 --> 00:16:05,766
But, Cat, it says...
392
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,800
"Do Not En-ter."
393
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,700
Well, we're not entering.
394
00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:11,266
( panting )
395
00:16:11,466 --> 00:16:12,366
We're exiting.
396
00:16:12,566 --> 00:16:13,466
( grunts )
397
00:16:13,666 --> 00:16:15,166
( clank )
398
00:16:15,366 --> 00:16:16,633
( air rushing... )
399
00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:17,966
BOTH:
Ooh! Whoa...!
400
00:16:20,533 --> 00:16:22,133
CAT:
Whoa...
401
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:24,533
♪ Pretty little piece
of paradise ♪
402
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:27,466
♪ Not as pretty as me... ♪
403
00:16:27,666 --> 00:16:29,800
Huh?!
404
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,900
BOTH:
Whoa... ah... yah-yah-yah...
405
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:37,666
Duh... washy-washy
with the soapy
406
00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:39,733
Clean, cleany-clean.
407
00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:43,833
Duh... hey, water,
you look like CatDog.
408
00:16:44,033 --> 00:16:45,500
Aah!
409
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:48,100
CAT:
My body, my body, my body...
410
00:16:53,366 --> 00:16:54,500
MR. SUNSHINE:
Weird.
411
00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:57,400
My body, my body, my body...
412
00:16:58,833 --> 00:17:00,100
Wha, wha, wha...
413
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:02,233
( Dog grunting )
414
00:17:02,433 --> 00:17:06,466
So that's how that little rat
pops up all over the place.
415
00:17:06,666 --> 00:17:09,000
( whirring )
416
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,266
WOMAN ( on tape ):
Welcome to the Cat Annihilation
Center and Gift Shop.
417
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:15,266
Commence the CatDog home
improvement sequence.
418
00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:19,400
Aah...
419
00:17:19,599 --> 00:17:21,866
Initiate Cat brain
replacement simulation.
420
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:30,900
Brain replacement complete.
421
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:33,433
Oh, Dog... look what he
wants to do to my brain!
422
00:17:33,633 --> 00:17:35,933
My beautiful brain!
Ooh!
423
00:17:36,133 --> 00:17:37,466
( gasps )
424
00:17:37,666 --> 00:17:40,033
What the...? Oof!
425
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:43,266
Aw, Cat, look at the cute
little Winslow dolls.
426
00:17:43,466 --> 00:17:45,166
Give me that!
427
00:17:45,366 --> 00:17:48,833
Who in the world would want
a Winslow toy?
428
00:17:49,033 --> 00:17:51,466
Me, me, me, me, me!
429
00:17:51,666 --> 00:17:53,366
My name is Winslow RF7X
430
00:17:53,566 --> 00:17:55,766
designed for mass destruction
431
00:17:55,966 --> 00:17:58,900
and devastation of Cat.
432
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:00,400
Heh-heh-heh.
433
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,466
Aw, cool!
Can I have one?
434
00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:04,033
No, you can't have one!
435
00:18:04,233 --> 00:18:06,466
Don't you see?
436
00:18:06,666 --> 00:18:08,833
I've finally uncovered
the riddle of Winslow!
437
00:18:09,033 --> 00:18:10,733
He's after me!
438
00:18:10,933 --> 00:18:15,433
ALL:
Get Cat! Destroy Cat!
Heh-heh-heh!
439
00:18:15,633 --> 00:18:17,633
Get Cat! Destroy Cat!
440
00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:19,966
Run!
441
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,233
But what
about my ball?
442
00:18:22,433 --> 00:18:24,333
Forget your
stupid ball!
443
00:18:25,866 --> 00:18:26,800
Dog, look!
444
00:18:28,766 --> 00:18:30,433
It says "exit."
445
00:18:30,633 --> 00:18:32,800
E-X-I-T.
446
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,600
The sweetest four letters
in the English language!
447
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,733
What...?
448
00:18:38,933 --> 00:18:40,966
"Last Top Secret Room..."
449
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:42,600
Yeah, let's go.
450
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,833
"...Before You Leave
Winslow's Home."
451
00:18:45,033 --> 00:18:47,900
"Do Not Enter
Under Any Circumstances.
452
00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:49,900
This Means You, Cat!"
453
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:53,966
Wow! That must... oh, and
it's just... and, ooh...
454
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:57,333
ROBOTS:
Get Cat! Destroy Cat!
Heh-heh-heh!
455
00:18:57,533 --> 00:19:00,566
Cat, I thought we needed
to get you out of here?
456
00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:04,300
Get Cat! Destroy Cat!
Heh-heh-heh!
457
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:07,433
Must... look... inside.
458
00:19:07,633 --> 00:19:10,300
Yah... ( panting )
459
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:12,800
"Curiosity killed the cat?"
460
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,466
See, I told you
it was cat.
461
00:19:14,666 --> 00:19:15,700
Oh...!
462
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:17,333
Get Cat! Destroy Cat!
463
00:19:17,533 --> 00:19:19,100
Heh-heh-heh!
464
00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:20,266
( grunts )
465
00:19:20,466 --> 00:19:21,333
Destroy Cat!
466
00:19:21,533 --> 00:19:22,266
Heh-heh-heh!
467
00:19:22,466 --> 00:19:23,466
Get Cat!
468
00:19:23,666 --> 00:19:24,533
Destroy Cat!
469
00:19:24,733 --> 00:19:26,133
Heh-heh-heh!
470
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:29,066
Get Cat! Destroy Cat!
Heh-heh-heh!
471
00:19:31,766 --> 00:19:33,433
( drum roll )
472
00:19:33,633 --> 00:19:35,700
Cat:
Wh-wh-what's that?
473
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:38,333
Dog:
I believe it's
a timpani roll
474
00:19:38,533 --> 00:19:41,033
signifying the
beginning of a show.
475
00:19:41,233 --> 00:19:42,733
Yup, I was right.
476
00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:44,800
WINSLOW:
It's...
477
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:49,533
time for... The Painful
Adventures of a Curious Cat!
478
00:19:49,733 --> 00:19:51,500
( laughing )
479
00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:52,700
( beep )
480
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,066
( whirring )
481
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:56,166
( whimpers )
482
00:19:56,366 --> 00:19:57,266
Ooh, look, Cat!
483
00:19:57,466 --> 00:19:59,366
It's my ball.
484
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,500
Gee, I don't remember it
being that big.
485
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,933
CAT:
Guh! Run...!
486
00:20:07,033 --> 00:20:10,200
( yelling )
487
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:13,533
DOG:
Can't fit through there.
488
00:20:13,733 --> 00:20:14,933
Ha-ha!
489
00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:16,133
CAT:
Ah, no fair!
490
00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:17,500
( Cliff laughs )
491
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:18,600
Now, this is
television
492
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:19,966
at its best!
493
00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:24,433
Dog looks all dreamy on TV...
494
00:20:24,633 --> 00:20:26,833
Duh, which one is the dog
495
00:20:27,033 --> 00:20:30,966
and which one is the thing
that's not the dog...
496
00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:33,366
and which is the TV?
497
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,766
( panting and yelping )
498
00:20:34,966 --> 00:20:36,966
Go, Dog, go!
499
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:38,533
Up here!
500
00:20:38,733 --> 00:20:39,966
( panting and yelling )
501
00:20:40,166 --> 00:20:40,766
( gasps )
502
00:20:42,466 --> 00:20:44,600
Uh...
503
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:45,966
Oh...
504
00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:47,100
DOG:
Oh, boy...
505
00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:48,333
( whimpers )
506
00:20:48,533 --> 00:20:50,333
( yelling )
507
00:20:50,533 --> 00:20:52,800
CAT:
No fair, no fair, no fair!
508
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,933
( panting and yelping )
509
00:20:55,133 --> 00:20:58,133
I don't like this,
I don't like this!
510
00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:00,133
DOG:
Oh, it's behind us!
511
00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:01,666
Stay, stay, whoa!
512
00:21:01,866 --> 00:21:02,833
( panting )
513
00:21:03,033 --> 00:21:03,966
Hi, Cat!
514
00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:05,633
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
515
00:21:07,966 --> 00:21:09,333
( grunts )
516
00:21:09,533 --> 00:21:12,066
That's the last time
I use the old
517
00:21:12,266 --> 00:21:16,700
get-Dog-to-fetch-the-ball
trick so I can trespass!
518
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,966
What?! Say,
wait a minute!
519
00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:20,500
Ow!
520
00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:23,000
You tricked me
into tresapassing!
521
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,400
Well,
it's your fault!
522
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,133
You're so easy
to trick.
523
00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:27,366
And remember,
it takes two to trick!
524
00:21:27,566 --> 00:21:30,100
( screaming )
525
00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:31,566
( grunt )
526
00:21:31,766 --> 00:21:32,600
( Cat groans and sputters )
527
00:21:34,766 --> 00:21:38,900
Hmph! I never want to play
fetch with you again!
528
00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:41,600
Ne, meither.
529
00:21:45,133 --> 00:21:46,533
( gasps )
530
00:21:46,733 --> 00:21:48,333
Oh... boy!
531
00:21:48,533 --> 00:21:54,600
( grunting and yelling )
532
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:58,300
CAT:
No more fetching,
no more fetching!
533
00:21:58,500 --> 00:21:59,566
Stop!
534
00:22:02,533 --> 00:22:05,733
This is so exciting,
I could scream.
535
00:22:05,933 --> 00:22:12,666
Ah... ah...
536
00:22:12,866 --> 00:22:15,466
Hey, my friends are
getting hurt on TV!
537
00:22:15,666 --> 00:22:17,566
What do you mean,
your friends?
538
00:22:17,766 --> 00:22:18,666
I met them first!
539
00:22:18,866 --> 00:22:20,200
( crash )
540
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,966
( laughing )
541
00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:25,633
ROBOTS:
Heh-heh-heh! Heh-heh-heh!
542
00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:28,033
( laughing )
543
00:22:28,233 --> 00:22:29,200
( laughing )
544
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,733
No... stop!
545
00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:32,200
I hate this.
( laughing )
546
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:33,566
Stop...
( laughing )
547
00:22:33,766 --> 00:22:34,800
Stop,
I can't take it!
548
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,766
( laughter )
549
00:22:37,966 --> 00:22:41,066
Even though I'm laughing,
this really, really hurts!
550
00:22:41,266 --> 00:22:43,200
( laughing )
551
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,000
( laughing )
552
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,233
Well, I hope youse folks
enjoyed the show.
553
00:22:47,433 --> 00:22:48,466
I know I did!
554
00:22:48,666 --> 00:22:56,833
( laughing )
555
00:22:57,033 --> 00:22:58,233
( coughing )
556
00:22:58,433 --> 00:23:00,433
Water!
557
00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:06,100
♪ One fine day
with a woof and a purr ♪
558
00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:07,733
♪ A baby was born
and it caused a little stir ♪
559
00:23:07,933 --> 00:23:10,300
♪ No blue buzzard,
no three-eyed frog ♪
560
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:11,700
♪ Just a feline, canine,
little CatDog ♪
561
00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:15,900
♪ CatDog... CatDog... ♪
562
00:23:16,100 --> 00:23:18,633
♪ Alone in the world
was a little CatDog ♪
563
00:23:18,833 --> 00:23:21,233
♪ Out on the road
or back in town ♪
564
00:23:21,433 --> 00:23:22,933
♪ All kind of critters
putting CatDog down ♪
565
00:23:23,133 --> 00:23:25,466
♪ Got to rise above it,
got to try to get along ♪
566
00:23:25,666 --> 00:23:26,833
♪ Got to walk together,
got to sing this song ♪
567
00:23:27,033 --> 00:23:29,566
♪ CatDog... CatDog... ♪
568
00:23:29,766 --> 00:23:33,700
♪ Alone in the world
was a little CatDog... ♪
569
00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:36,366
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
570
00:23:36,566 --> 00:23:38,066
and NICKELODEON]
571
00:23:38,266 --> 00:23:40,500
♪ Alone in the world
was a little CatDog. ♪
572
00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:43,933
[Captioned byThe Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]
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