Original subtitles

♪ One fine day with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ A baby was born and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ Just a feline, canine, little CatDog ♪

♪ CatDog... CatDog...

♪ Alone in the world is a little CatDog ♪

♪ Out on the road or back in town ♪

♪ All kind of critters putting CatDog down ♪

♪ Got to rise above it, got to try to get along ♪

♪ Got to walk together, got to sing this song ♪

♪ CatDog... CatDog...

♪ Alone in the world is a little CatDog ♪

♪ CatDog... CatDog...

♪ Alone in the world is a little CatDog. ♪

[Captioning sponsored by The U.S. Department of Education

and Nickelodeon]

Woman: Maybe some time with your Uncle Winslow

will teach you two how to behave.

Winslow: What have we here?

Ah! CatDog! Zabbadoo!

Being mean don't stink.

Sure smells good to me.

Heh-heh!

( grunts )

( barking... )

It's the famous CatDog Comet!

( laughing )

( doorbell rings )

Don't stop, I'll get it.

( laughing )

( groaning )

Both: Good morrow, Uncle Winslow.

You're late! Good!

Hey, CatDog, this is my niece and nephew, Brat and Runt.

They're going to be staying with me for a while.

Well, hi-ho diggity.

Any niece and nephew of Winslow's

is a niece and nephew of Winslow's.

I'm Dog, and this is Cat.

Welcome to our happy home.

So please it, I'm Brat.

And I'm Runt.

It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.

Oh, please.

Your little "nice" routine doesn't fool me one bit.

My, my, how fortunate you are, Uncle Winslow

to share your home with such a charming pair.

What the...?

Gee, Winslow, you sure have a nice family.

They are so delightful and courteous.

What are you, nuts?

Geez, my sister was right.

All right, you little cupcakes, you're coming with me!

It was a pleasure meeting you, Mr. Cat.

And Mr. Dog.

Isn't it great to see a family

doing family things together, Cat?

Not that family, Dog.

When that family gets together

it can only mean one thing.

A picnic?

No.

A family portrait.

No...

A big masquerade karaoke party

where everyone dresses up

as their favorite vegetable

and jumps into a big wooden bowl

making a singing family salad.

♪ La-la-la, toss-toss.

( snickers )

How are things on Planet Dog, anyway?

Oh, status quo.

Never mind.

Look, when a pack of Winslans get together

it can only mean disaster.

And I for one

will be ready for it!

Attention!

We are Winslans.

We exist only to harass.

It's not right or wrong.

It's just what we do.

And I'm going to teach you two cream puffs how it's done!

Behold!

The ultimate Winslan harassing target.

My CatDog.

Nowhere will you ever find a target

so perfectly designed for harassing.

We want a CatDog, Uncle Winslow.

Can we have a CatDog, please?

We want a CatDog ever so much.

What, are you nuts?

There's only one CatDog and he's mine, see?

And there ain't nobody going to take him from me, neither.

Cat: No sign of the little fiends, Dog.

( clank, whirring )

( high-pitched whistling )

Oh, boy... whoo-whoo!

Wa-hoo! Do-do-do-doy!

( shouting and grunting )

( laughing )

Okay! Bring me back up.

( laughs )

Hey, let's go, I'm hanging here.

Please keep your hands and feet

in the ride at all times.

Winslow: Hey... what's going on here?

Cat, this is terrible.

Oh, yes, Dog, it's so, so wonderfully terrible.

Winslow: Get me down!

Get... me... down!

Whoa... ow!

Hey, have a nice trip, huh?

Yeah? ( laughs )

Nice trip, get it?

You get it? Hey? ( laughs )

What?

( laughs )

"Hands and feet inside the ride."

Oh, and it's spinning around.

"Wha... Help me! Help me!"

Heh-heh, heh-heh!

It's priceless.

Hey, hey, hey!

He is your uncle.

Say you're sorry.

What are you, nuts?

My catch phrase!

Not anymore, chump.

You're finished here.

I don't understand. Why?

We did it for the CatDog, of course.

Heh-heh.

Oh, did you hear that, Dog?

They did it for us.

Oh, I told they were good kids.

Double-crossed by my own fur and bones.

Brat and Runt were just acting out.

Exploring their behavioral boundaries.

Child Raising, Rearing and Routing.

I'm brushing up in case I get to be an uncle someday.

I've been beaten unfair and square.

The Winslan code of dishonor dictates that I must leave.

Good-bye, Dog.

( sobs )

I'll miss you, you big chucklehead.

And Cat...

Yeah, yeah, parting is such sweet sorrow...

blah, blah, blah, blah... good-bye.

Well, I must say

I'm glad you refused to be corrupted

by your Uncle Winslow.

Like I said, we did it for you.

Isn't that sweet?

She's developed a little crush on me, Dog.

But, Cat, according to this

children without a roll modeler

can get into serious troubles.

Oh, Dog, please... how much trouble

( baby voice ): can these two little pumpkins be?

Look at those little faces.

( kissing )

Brat: Here's my

"Walk the ChumpDog!"

( laughing )

( grunting )

Dog: Whoa...!

Cat: I don't understand it.

I thought you did it for me!

You thought right, fuzz brain.

And now we have you.

And Winslan code of dishonor

says until another Winslan wins you back

you belong to us.

Oh, Dog, I never thought I'd say this.

I-I-I need Winslow!

Cat: Home for Retired Harassers, Hecklers and Pests.

( laughs )

This is the place, Dog.

( muffled crying )

Winslow: Get lost.

Winslow? It's us.

It's CatDog.

I don't know no CatDog.

Must be a different Winslow.

Oh...

( crying ): Winslow...

Winslow, you've got to come home.

Brat and Runt are completely out of control.

Yeah, Winslow, they need you!

What are you, ner...

neh... uh... sheesh...

It's hopeless.

Look at me.

I ain't got it no more.

I'm washed up.

I'm a harass-been.

No, no, no, that's not true, Winslow.

Yeah, Winslow, you can still do this...

Eep!

And this...

Oh, boy! Oh, ball, ball, ball, ball...!

Cat: Okay, good... right... fine... okay...

We get the point!

( laughing weakly )

( crying )

Oh, sheesh...

I ain't even got no cackle.

Forget it.

I ain't going back and that's final!

And you call yourself a Winslan.

Come on, Dog... ( inhales deeply )

It stinks around here.

Take it easy, Winslow.

( chair creaking )

( television playing )

Dog: Don't worry, Cat.

According to this, mayhem is just a passing phase.

Hey, CatDope, move to the left a little.

This reception reeks.

( creaking )

Oh... oh...

Both: Aah...!

( pop )

( crack )

Brr...

Look, in the distance...

It's Winslow!

I ain't in the distance, you goof.

I'm just dinky.

I come back for what's mine!

Back for more humiliation?

Yeah, ( laughs )...

back for more humidialation?

That's a good one, yeah. ( laughs )

Yeah, back for more...

What...?!

I challenge you

to a Winslan harasslin' match.

( growling )

( snorts, squeaks )

( cracking )

( squishing )

( howling )

( squeak, pop )

Bring it on...

All right.

I knew you wouldn't let us down, Winslow.

Now show them what you got, Winslow.

Come on, boy, show them what you g...

Get the light, boy.

Go on, get the light.

Heh-heh-heh-heh!

( garbled ): Hey... that was pretty good!

Ah...

( sniffs )

( Cat gagging )

What's the matter, Cat, Dog got your tongue?

Oh, I forgot.

Dog is your tongue.

Heh-heh-heh.

Look at this picture.

It defies the laws of science.

Top that, sweetcakes.

Yeah, um, Cat, your face is...

Uh, hey... look, it's a truck...

It's a truck for garbage.

( laughing )

Yeah, your face is a garbage truck.

That's a... Hey, that's not a good one.

Ow!

What...?!

Winslow: Youse rookies

ought to show some respect

for those of us who know how to be disrespectful.

Understand? Capisci?

What are you, n...

Uh-uh-uh!

That's my catch phrase.

What are you, nuts?

Heh-heh-heh.

What are you, nuts?

What, are you nuts?

What? Are you nuts?

Heh... heh-heh...

Heh-heh-heh...

I'm back, baby!

Heh-heh!

( brakes squeal )

Brat: You haven't seen

the last of us, Uncle Winslow.

Let's go, Runt.

Take care, you little deviants!

Heh-heh!

Ooh...

Gee, Winslow, we solved this little problem together.

I guess things will be different between us from now on, huh?

What are you, nuts?

Hey, Dog, more meat!

Oh, meat...!

Whoa...!

My sweet CatDog.

Whee... aah...!

( all yelling... )

( laughing... )

Yeah... ( laughing )

( continue laughing... )

( others yelling... )

( bicycle bell rings )

( Cat snoring )

I smell trouble!

No...

I smell trouble!

( farting sound )

I smell...

( sniffs )

( sighs sleepily )

( snoring )

Dog!

Do you mind?

No time for sleep, my trusty Catboy.

We don't want to be late

for the first annual Dog The Mighty Day!

Dog The Mighty Day?

What are you talking about?

Dog The Mighty

with his faithful sidekick Catboy at his side

used his mighty super-hero powers

to save the life of Mayor Rancid

exactly one year ago today.

Ah, I remember it like it was only 12 months ago.

You didn't use any super powers to save his life.

That was an accident.

And if you think I want any part

of this bogus Dog-the-whatever day

you're dreaming.

Which is exactly what I would like

to get back to doing.

♪ Dog The Mighty!

I smell trouble!

Cat: No, Dog, no...

Oh! Would you quit doing that?

Hearken, trusty Catboy.

The super-hero code

says that faithful sidekicks

must always wear their special

protective sidekick helmets.

I don't need a special protective sidekick helmet

because I am not your trusty Catboy.

Oh... I get it.

you don't want anyone

to know your secret identity.

No, I don't want anyone to know that I'm with a crazy person

who thinks he's a super hero.

Now, can we please get out of here?

You mean you don't want to be my sidekick no more?

Well, let me see if I can put this

in a way you'll understand.

No!

You're on in two minutes

Dog the Mighty Fabulous.

I see.

Well, the super-hero code states that when a faithful sidekick

is no longer faithful

he can no longer be a sidekick.

( sniffles )

I'm afraid I'll have to let you go.

( chuckles )

You mean you're firing me?

I'm afraid so.

Farewell, old chump.

Don't you mean chum?

Tomato, pot-ah-to...

I'm sorry it had to end this way.

We were a great team.

( drum roll )

Well, that's my cue.

And now, because you asked for it...

You know him, you love him...

We couldn't have Dog The Mighty Day without him

Dog The Mighty!

( cheering and applause )

Man: You're the man, Dog!

Huh?!

You go, Dog!

Love you, Doggy, Doggy!

( cheering )

( fireworks exploding )

It's been exactly one year since I provided Dog the Mighty

with the glorious opportunity to save your beloved mayor's life.

( cheering )

Without you, the people of Nearburg

wouldn't be able to enjoy my new restaurant

Rancid's Beef Bucket, out on Route Nine.

What do you have to say for yourself?

Thank you, Mr. Mayor, sir.

Woman: Yay, Dog the Mighty, yay!

Why so glum?

That's not the Dog The Mighty

we all know and love.

Well, Dog The Mighty doesn't have a sidekick anymore.

Crowd: Oh...!

( gasps )

What?

Dog The Mighty with no Catboy at his side?

That would be like your beloved Mayor Rancid

without his adoring public.

It just won't do.

Who wants to be Dog The Mighty's new Catboy?

Me! Pick me!

I want to be Catboy!

Huh?!

Pick me! Please, please!

( all clamor )

Dog: Gee, there's so many of you!

Uh, eeny, meeny...

mighty, choosy...

Randolph: This Catboy business sounds fabulous.

Is the position open to cats?

( gasps )

Great costume!

You're hired.

There you have it, folks: the new and improved

Dog the Mighty and Catboy!

( crowd cheering )

I smell trouble!

And I love it!

( cheering and applause... )

Cat: He picked him?

But I'm Catb...

( crowd cheering... )

Wow, this is great!

I wonder where Cat is.

He's missing out on all the fun and pageantry.

Hey, guys, whoa, whoa!

Hey, slow down!

Forget about him, D.T.M.

This day is all about you.

You're right.

( laughs )

It is all about me.

♪ Dog the Mighty!

I smell trouble!

And I love that smell!

( sighs )

Ooh!

( ice clinking )

( bubbling )

( sighs )

( women giggling )

Brr...

( crowd clamoring... )

( crowd cheering )

I smell clogging!

That's right, folks.

Rancid's Clogging Haven is Dog the Mighty's

favorite place to clog.

( grunts )

( whimpering )

( music playing... )

You clog with us?

Clogging's good.

Clog the Mighty!

And I love it!

Woman: Sexy superheroes.

Ouch... ooh! Oh... watch.

No more... no more clogging.

Ooh... ow... let me go... ow!

Sweet mother of jus...

So, you're Dog the Mighty's ex-sidekick.

I'm Weasel Face and this here's the Crabby Minnow.

We're ex-sidekicks, too.

Excuse me, Mr. Face, but I am hardly an ex-sidekick.

I remember when the Galloping Ferret replaced me.

Oh, yes, the fact that you're a forgotten nobody

with no real identity or purpose in life

kind of grows on you after a while.

I am not a has-been.

I am Catboy.

Ooh!

( woman gasps )

Whoo-hoo... oh... ow, ow, ow...

Easy, easy...

Aah...!

Oh!

Dog, Dog... I have to talk you.

Look, Dog, I'm sorry about

not being a faithful sidekick before

but I've changed now

and I'll be the most faithful sidekick

a super hero ever had.

Ooh, I'll even wear my special protective sidekick helmet.

See? See? It's me-- Catboy!

Gee, Cat, I already have a sidekick.

What's so great about him?

Well, he raises my popularity ratings

gives great interviews

handles the foreign media very well.

Dog, Dog, you have to take me back

because... ( laughs wildly )

I'm the real Catboy!

You hear me? I'm the real Catboy!

Row...you know, uh... Meow!

Hiss! ( laughs wildly )

Who's that weird guy bothering Dog the Mighty?

Cat, get a hold of yourself.

This is embarrassing.

Even ex-sidekicks need to have some dignity.

Do you want me to take care of this guy for you, D.T.M?

Back off, butt-chin!

Okay, take it easy.

I don't want any trouble.

So... this is how it's going to be.

Well, I didn't want to have to do this

but you leave me no other choice.

Dog the Mighty and this new sidekick are frauds!

Go on, Dog the Mighty

show the people your super-hero powers.

I smell trouble!

And I really love that smell.

( crowd cheering )

You're buying that?

Get your hands off of me.

I am Catboy!

Ahoo!

( grunts )

( groans )

"Statue of local hero unveiled tonight

in Nearburg town square."

We'll just see who the hero really is.

Woman: That's amazing...

( crowd murmuring )

( Cat chuckles )

Yeah... when I hit the string

and the statue starts to fall on Rancid

I'll push him out of the way.

And I, Catboy, will save the day.

( laughs )

( applause )

Rancid: It's with great pleasure

that I honor myself...

er, uh, Dog the Mighty, that is, with this statue.

( cheering and applause )

Crowd: Oh...

Dog the Mighty looks so much mightier

in marble, don't you think?

I'll say!

( crowd screaming... )

( screams )

Oh, no!

It's happening all over again!

Everybody stand back!

This is a job for the original Catboy

which I'm...

( sniffs )

Hmm, char-broiled beef with a hint of mesqueet!

No, no, I'm supposed to save him!

( chomps )

( screams )

I got it!

Leaping lumbago!

Dog the Mighty saved your beloved mayor once again!

( cheering and applause )

Cat ( muffled ): Just help me get this...

Cat, you're back!

Are you okay?

( dazed ): Did I do it?

Am I a hero, Dog?

Yes, you did it, Cat.

You saved the statue!

It's so good to have you back

on the side of goodness and super-hero-sidekick-dom.

So, I can be a sidekick again.

Both: You sure can!

( laughs weakly )

Dog: What a day.

I can't wait until next year's Dog the Mighty Day!

Goodnight, Catboy.

Goodnight, Dog the Mighty.

Both: Goodnight, Kid Kitty!

I smell trouble!

And I love it!

Terrific...

♪ One fine day with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ A baby was born and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ Just a feline, canine, little CatDog ♪

♪ Catdog... CatDog...

♪ Alone in the world is a little CatDog ♪

♪ Out on the road or back in town ♪

♪ All kind of critters putting CatDog down ♪

♪ Got to rise above it, got to try to get along ♪

♪ Got to walk together, got to sing this song ♪

♪ Catdog... CatDog...

♪ Alone in the world is a little CatDog... ♪

[Captioning sponsored by The U.S. Department of Education

and Nickelodeon]

♪ Alone in the world is a little CatDog. ♪

[Captioned byThe Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation]