Original subtitles

♪ ONE FINE DAY, WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪

♪ A BABY WAS BORN AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪

♪ NO BLUE BUZZARD, NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪

♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE, LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ CATDOG... ♪

♪ CATDOG ♪

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪

♪ OUT ON THE ROAD OR BACK IN TOWN ♪

♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪

♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT, GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪

♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER, GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪

♪ CATDOG... ♪

♪ CATDOG ♪

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪

♪ CATDOG... ♪

♪ CATDOG ♪

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪

[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

and NICKELODEON]

( crowd gasps )

( heavy thud )

CATZILLA!

( screaming; sirens wail )

( whimpers )

THAT'S ONE BIG, SCARY CAT!

IT'S NOT REAL, LUBE-- IT'S JUST A MOVIE.

SHEESH!

HEY, YOU GUYS-- YOU KNOW WHAT?

IF I SAW CATZILLA, I'D GIVE HIM WHAT FOR

LET ME TELL YOU.

AH, PIPE DOWN, PIPSQUEAK.

( muffled screams )

YOU CAN PUSH ME-- YOU CAN POKE ME--

YOU CAN RIDICULE MY ANCESTORS

BUT YOU CAN'T DUNK ME IN STALE POPCORN

WITH STICKY BUTTER-SUBSTITUTE.

THIS IS THE LAST STRAW.

HUH, I'M GLAD WE GOT RID OF THAT PEST.

NOW WE CAN ENJOY THE MOVIE IN PEACE.

Cat: HO, YEAH-- HE'S THE MAN.

CATZILLA RULES!

( unintelligible ) NOW-- WOO-HOO!

DO IT-- YEAH!

( meekly ): HI, GUYS-- YOU ENJOYING THE FILM?

( punches and screams )

Cat: OH, MAN!

TALK ABOUT YOUR VIOLENCE IN THE MOVIES.

THAT MOVIE WAS RATED "OUCH."

MY TURN-- OOH.

WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT THESE GREASER POUNDINGS?

Announcer ( on TV ): We interrupt this program for an announcement:

FARBURG IS BEING TERRORIZED BY SOME KIND OF MONSTER

WHO I DEFINITELY DO NOT LOVE.

AS YOU CAN SEE BEHIND ME

THIS LITTLE WALNUT SHOP WAS NEARLY DEMOLISHED

IN THE WAKE OF THIS HORRIBLE CREATURE'S DESTRUCTION.

( heavy thuds )

WHOA, WHAT'S THAT?

I'M RECEIVING WORD THAT THE MONSTER HAS LEFT FARBURG

AND IS NOW ON ITS WAY TO NEARBURG.

NEARBURG?!

NEARBURG?!

( heavy thud )

CAN YOU SEE IT?

WHAT IS IT, DOG, WHAT IS IT?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS

BUT IT'S COMING THIS WAY.

( Cat whimpers )

OH, NO-- IT'S HUGE AND SCARYISH.

I HATE HUGE AND SCARY.

AND IT'S A CAT.

AND IT'S A... WHAT?

WOW!

DOG, THIS IS JUST LIKE CATZILLA

ONLY IT'S REAL.

GREASERS!

MUST GET GREASERS!

AND HE SOUNDS REAL MAD AT THE GREASERS.

WHAT SHOULD WE DO? WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

DO, DOG, OLD THING?

WHY, UH, HEH-HEH--

LET'S GO SAY HELLO TO OUR NEW BIG BUDDY.

( heavy stomping )

GREASERS!

MUST GET GREASERS!

( heavy stomping )

YEAH, HEY-- GREAT IDEA.

I LOVE THAT-- HOLD THAT THOUGHT.

BUT, HEY, BUDDY-- PISAN, COMPADRE

WELCOME, WOO-HOO, HEY-- MEOW-- HEH, HEH.

( growls )

HEY, MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME-- TAKE A LOAD OFF.

( crash )

AWW, BOY!

THAT'S OKAY-- IT WAS FROM THE 99-CENT STORE.

MUST GET GREASERS!

OHH, WE ARE SO ON THE SAME PAGE.

COME-- WALK WITH ME, TALK WITH ME.

GREASERS!

OO-HOO, BIG CAT, MY BROTHER--

IT'S TIME WE MADE SOME CHANGES AROUND HERE.

DUH, 18--

DUH, 14--

THURSDAY...

( knock at door )

( Cliff grunts; Lube crashes )

HEY, NOW, THIS IS WHAT I CALL RESPECT.

YOU FEED US BEFORE WE POUND YOU.

( nails screeching )

Greasers: MAKE IT STOP!!

( grumbling )

( crashes )

( more grumbling )

( Greasers yelling; Dog panting )

WHAT'S WRONG, CLIFF?

YOU KNOW, YOU RUN LIKE YOUR GRANDMOTHER.

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, GRANNY WAS A TRACK STAR.

( crash )-- OWW!

CATDOG, YOU'RE JUST MAKING YOUR POUNDING THAT MUCH POUNDIER.

( CatDog wheezing )

( CatDog whimpering )

( heavy thudding )

Shriek: SWEET BLISSFUL BENJI.

WHAT'S THAT?

All: IT'S CATZILLA!

GREASERS, THANKS FOR COMING.

I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET OUR NEW FRIEND.

Dog: WE CALL HIM...

"BIG CAT," BECAUSE HE'S VERY HUSKY.

( growls )

( screaming )

( growling )

( screaming )

( heavy crash )

( Greasers whimpering )

( Greasers cracking )

Cat: SO, THIS IS THE OLD EVIL LAIR, HUH?

WHOO-- GOT TO TELL YOU

I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THIS PLACE.

Dog: WOW, NICE HOMEY DIGS!

( Greasers scream )

STEE-RIKE.

I GUESS THERE'S ONLY ONE THING

LEFT TO SAY TO THE GREASERS NOW.

Both: NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH!

( blowing raspberry )

HEY, BIG GUY-- WAIT UP.

SO, BIG CAT, YOU GOT ANYTHING TO EAT AROUND HERE?

NUTS!

NUTS-- WHAT KIND OF CAT EATS NUTS?

UH-OH!

EDDIE!?

EDDIE?!

AHH, I KNEW IT WAS HIM.

IGNORE THAT SQUIRREL.

I, UH, ATE HIM FOR BREAKFAST.

EDDIE, BABY!

BUILDING A GIANT ROBOT TO CRUSH THE GREASERS WAS GENIUS.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE GREASERS ANYMORE.

THEY'RE NOTHING-- JUST GUM ON MY SHOE.

ARE THEY STRAWBERRY- FLAVORED?

SILENCE, MORTALS!

MORTALS?

MORTALS?

I GOT A NEW PLAN NOW.

I'M GOING TO USE MY SUPERPOWER TO...

TO TURN NEARBURG INTO A GIANT WALNUT ORCHARD.

NOW, DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, EDDIE

BUT THAT SOUNDS KIND OF ( blabbering ).

IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME, YOU'RE AGAINST ME.

WHOA, LOOK AT THE TIME.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT-- WE'LL JUST BE GOING TO...

STAY FOR A WHILE.

Big Cat: THAT'S IT-- TEAR IT ALL DOWN, OR FEEL MY WRATH.

MORE WALNUT TREES, MORE WALNUTS.

ALL FOR ME-- NUT PASTE TIME.

WHOA, THAT'S GOOD.

HEY, YOU OVER THERE-- PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT.

YEAH, I'M TALKING TO YOU, RABBIT-BOY.

EDDIE WAS ALWAYS HIGH-STRUNG, BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

YEAH, WELL-- HIM AND HIS HIGH STRINGS

ARE GOING TO DESTROY THE ENTIRE TOWN.

DOG, WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS, BUT CAT'S RIGHT.

WELL, FIRST OF ALL--

WE SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE THESE SILLY THINGS OFF.

Greasers: YEAH, THEY'RE UNCOMFORTABLE.

OKAY, NOW, I THINK...

IF WE ALL JUST STOP RUNNING AT THE SAME TIME, WE'LL BE FINE.

STOP!

( screaming )

( train whistle toots )

WELL, WE'RE FREE, AREN'T WE?

YOU, PLANT FASTER!

YOU, DIG FASTER!

YOU, STAND ON ONE FOOT!

YOU, WEAR THIS SILLY HAT!

( laughing maniacally )

YOU'RE ALL UNDER MY CONTROL...

MY CONTROL...

( laughing evilly )

AHEM-- PEOPLE OF NEARBURG!

HAVE NO FEAR--

BIG CAT IS REALLY EDDIE THE SQUIRREL.

EDDIE THE SQUIRREL?

AW, MAN--

WE'LL LET ANYONE FRIGHTEN US INTO SERVITUDE.

WHY, YOU!

I'LL...

( crash )

( whimpering )

( heavy footfalls )

YOU THINK YOU'RE SCREAMING, NOW--

WAIT TILL I FEED YOU INTO MY NUT-CRUNCHER

AND EAT YOU.

HERE THEY COME.

( screams )

( crash )

YES!

UM-- ( whistles ), CAT.

RUN!!!

NUTS!

YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THAT EASY... WHOA.

( screams )

QUICK, LUBE, GET ON MY SHOULDERS.

THAT'S IT, EASY DOES IT.

NOW YOU, CLIFF.

NOW, SHRIEK.

OKAY, DOG-- NOW YOU.

OKAY, EVERYBODY-- HOLD ON.

HEY!

( screams )

( splash )

Greasers: YAY!!

YOU DIDN'T BEAT ME, AND I REALLY SCARED YOU

ESPECIALLY CLIFF, BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS LIKE

( deep voice ): "HEY, I'M CLIFF, AND I'M BIG AND STRONG."

HA-HA, HE WAS CRYING LIKE A LITTLE...

UH-OH, SO...

CAN I BE A GREASER, NOW?

WELL, I'LL LET YOU GUYS THINK IT OVER FOR A WHILE.

Cliff: YEAH, YOU BETTER...

Cat: A LONG TIME AGO, IN THE DAYS OF PIRATES...

A FEROCIOUS SEA BATTLE

TOOK PLACE IN NEARBURG COVE.

GIVE IT TO 'EM AGAIN, LADDIES.

( blasts )

( explosions )

AVAST YE SCURVY SCUM, RUN UP YOUR WHITE FLAG!

WHITE FLAG, WHITE FLAG.

( squawks )

WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS?

Pirate Cliff: ORANGEBEARD--

I ORDER YOU TO GIVE UP YOUR TREASURE!

Orangebeard: NEVER! ( laughs )

WE SHALL SEE ABOUT THAT, ORANGEBEARD.

FIRE OLD BETSY!

UH... BETSY, YOU'RE FIRED!

( crying )

( smacks )

THE CANNON, YOU MULLET-HEAD!

OH!

( blasts )

OH, HOW I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS!

BY THUNDER, I'LL SEE YE IN DAVY JONES'S LOCKER!

BUT I STILL GOT'S ME TREASURE--

I STILL GOT'S ME TREASURE...

( blubbering in water )

Cat: AND SO, ORANGEBEARD WENT DOWN WITH HIS SHIP

AND THE TREASURE SANK TO THE BOTTOM OF NEARBURG COVE.

( yawns )

NIGHT-NIGHT, SLEEP TIGHT.

IS THE TREASURE STILL THERE, CAT?

AYE-- MANY A MAN HAS TRIED TO FIND IT

( yawning ): BUT NONE HAVE SUCCEEDED.

LET'S GO FIND IT!

( echoing CatDog argument )

Cat: DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT

BUT IT'S 20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA!

AND IF A GENIUS LIKE MYSELF

CAN'T FIGURE OUT A WAY DOWN THERE, NOBODY CAN.

AH, BUT WHAT IF...

DOG-- ONLY A CRAZY KOOKBALL-NUTCASE- LUNATIC-WACKO

WOULD TRY TO FIND THAT TREASURE.

I AM GOING TO TRY AND FIND THE TREASURE!

Cat: WE SAW THAT COMING, DIDN'T WE?

GOOD LUCK.

( magnet clangs )

( hyperventilating )

I FOUND IT!

( straining )

( Cliff laughs evilly )

( Cat gasps )

( squeaking )

HOLA, CATDOG!

HOLE-AH, LOLA!

CUE-PASSA?

I'M STUDYING THE EGG-LAYING CAPABILITIES

OF THE RARE, HUMPBACKED SEA SNAIL.

NICE BATHYSPHERE.

OH, THANK YOU-- AND SHE'S GOOD DOWN TO 20,000 LEAGUES.

REALLY THO--

20,000 LEAGUES?

THAT'S LOW ENOUGH TO FIND THE--

( laughing nervously )

UH, LOLA--

UH, COULD YOU, UH, USE SOME ASSISTANCE?

UH, YOU KNOW, WE'D LOVE TO HELP YOU FIND...

UH-- WHAT WAS IT?

SEA SNAILS.

YEAH, I CAN SNIFF 'EM OUT!

OI, MUCHAS GRACIAS, MIS AMIGOS, COME ABOARD.

( growling )

HUH?

( buzzing )

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO TELL HER ABOUT THE TREASURE?

LA-TER-ER-ER.

( whispering ): IT WILL BE A SURPRISE.

Dog: OKAY, CAT, AS ALWAYS, I TRUST YOU 100 PERCENTAGES.

WOW!

LOOK AT ALL THIS NEAT STUFF!

Lola: NEVER MIND THAT

WE'RE LOOKING FOR SEA SNAILS.

AND PIRATE SHIPS

YEAH, BUT WE CAN STILL LOOK FOR SNAILS, RIGHT?

'CAUSE I WANT TO MAKE YOU HAPPY

BUT I ALSO WANT TO MAKE LOLA HAPPY.

I WANT TO MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY!

I'LL BE HAPPY WHEN YOU STOP BLABBING, JOY-BOY.

( ringing )

Cat: WE'RE, UH-- WE'RE NOT GOING DOWN DEEPER?

NO WAY--

SNAILS NEVER GO THAT DEEP.

UH, HEY, UM

I... THINK I SEE ONE WHO MAY BE IN THE "FAMILY WAY."

WHERE, WHERE?

WHERE, WHERE?

OH, WAY-WAY-WAY-WAY WAY DOWN THERE.

( ringing )

Lola: I'VE NEVER BEEN DOWN THIS FAR BEFORE

WE'VE GOT TO BE VERY CAREFUL.

TELL ME WHEN YOU SEE THAT SEA SNAIL, CAT.

DON'T WORRY, I--

( gasps )

THAR SHE BLOWS!

YOU SEE SOMETHING?

YEAH, I, UH, IT'S, UH, OOH--

A HUMPBACKED SEA SNAIL, YES

AND I THINK SHE'S ABOUT TO LAY EGGS!

BUT WE NEED TO GET CLOSER.

Lola: HEY, CAREFUL, AY--

Cat: WHOA, WHOA!

( thuds )

YOU BIG JERK-- YOU ALMOST KILLED US!

OH, UH, SORRY.

OKAY, LET'S GET OUT THERE AND GET 'EM!

CAT, YOU'RE GOING TO GO IN THE WATER?

NO PROBLEMO.

SEA SNAILS, HERE WE COME!

HEY, SOME BIG SHIP.

WOW, WHO'D A THUNK IT?

NICE DISCOVERY, LOLA COUSTEAU!

( laughs ): LET'S CHECK IT OUT.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SNAILS?

WE CAME DOWN HERE FOR SCIENCE.

THAT IS ALSO TRUE.

WHO IS UP FOR A SCIENTIFIC-TYPE ADVENTURE?

( gasps ): PREGNANT SNAIL AT SIX O'CLOCK!

Lola: AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-- HERE WE GO.

NOW, WHERE DID YOU SEE THESE SNAILS, CAT?

OVER THERE.

( gasps )

WAIT A MINUTE-- THAT'S NOT A HUMPBACKED SEA SNAIL

THAT'S A PIRATE SHIP!

IT IS?

OH, DARN-- I ALWAYS GET THOSE TWO THINGS CONFUSED!

WELL, SINCE WE'RE HERE, WANT TO CHECK FOR TREASURE ABOARD?

( braying )

OF COURSE THERE IS, IT'S ORANGEBEARD'S PIRATE SHIP!

( shushing )

THERE'S A TREASURE CHEST, AND IT'S A BIG SURPRISE!

( laughing nervously )

SURPRISED?

( growling )

UH-OH!

( jaws snap )

( all screaming )

( panting )

YOU TRICKED ME, CAT!

I CAME HERE FOR THE SNAILS!

SNAILS, SHMAILS, I WANT THE TREASURE!

Dog: OH, UH, COULDN'T WE GET BOTH?

I WANT TO GET BOTH.

OH, STOP BEING SO WISHY-WASHY!

HE'S NOT WISHY-WASHY!

WAIT A MINUTE, I THINK YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT.

PHEW, THAT WAS CLOSE.

HEY!

HI!

( screaming )

( screaming )

CAT!

SO YOU'RE GOING TO BLAME ME FOR THIS, TOO!

NO, I THINK YOU'RE BOTH PARTIALLY RESPONSIBLE.

( together ): STOP IT!

STOP IT!

WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE WE RUN OUT OF AIR!

LET'S NOT FIGHT, LOLA, LET'S, LET'S GET RICH INSTEAD!

UH, WE'LL SPLIT THE TREASURE, 50-50!

( gasping )

60-40!

DONE!

EXCUSE ME, BUT WHAT ABOUT MR. GRABBY?

UH, DOG, I WANT YOU TO THINK OF THE GASIEST SODA YOU EVER DRANK

AND THE MELTIEST CHEESE YOU EVER MELTED!

OKAY, I'M DONE-- NOW WHAT?

CONCENTRATE!

( grunting )

( breaks wind )

( sniffs )

Octopus: WHOA!

Lola: LET'S GET RICH!

LOOK--

IT'S ORANGEBEARD!

Cat: STILL PROTECTING HIS BOUNTY IN THE BRINY DEEP.

A GHOSTLY GUARD, THAT--

WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY HERE, VAMINOS.

( straining )

TO THE BATHYSPHERE!

( burbling )

( splashing )

Lola: PUSH!

( panting )

( all exclaim )

( gasps )

Lola: AH, UNBELIEVABLE!

Dog: CHEESE AND CRACKERS!

NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL A TREASURE CHEST.

WE'RE RICH, RICH-- RICH!

AND UNLIKE ALL THOSE OTHER TIMES WE SUDDENLY GOT RICH

NOTHING COULD RUIN THIS!

( horn blowing )

I ORDER YOUSE TO GIVE UP YOUR TREASURE!

I... GOT A BIG MOUTH!

Shriek: THANKS FOR BRINGING IT UP FOR US, CAT, NOW HAND IT OVER!

NEVER, YOU LILY-LIVERED LUBBERS!

DUH, IS MY LIVER SHOWING AGAIN?

YOU WANT THE TREASURE?

COME AND GET IT!

LET THE BATTLE... BEGIN!

Cat: HAVE AT YOU!

( clashing of weapons )

THE TREASURE!

( gasping )

( screaming )

NO, NO, NO, NO!

( splashes )

( screaming )

UH, BYE-BYE, PRETTY BOOTY.

Dog: HEY--

I FOUND A HUMPBACKED SNAIL!

( wet smacking )

Lola: WAY TO GO, AMIGO!

AND SHE'S PREGNANT!

WELL, WE'RE POOR AGAIN, BUT AT LEAST WE CAN STILL POUND CATDOG!

OH, YEAH?

FULL THROTTLE!

AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN CAT!

( crashes )

AH-- WHAT THE--?

Cliff: HEY!

HELP, HELP!

( blubbering into water )

Cat: HAVE A NICE SWIM!

( CatDog, Lola laughing )

( Greasers screaming )

( yelling for help )

Dog: HI-HO DIGGITY!

[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

and NICKELODEON]

♪ ...JUST A FELINE, CANINE, LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ CATDOG... ♪

♪ CATDOG ♪

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪

♪ OUT ON THE ROAD OR BACK IN TOWN ♪

♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪

♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT, GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪

♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER, GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪

♪ CATDOG... ♪

♪ CATDOG ♪

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪

♪ CATDOG ♪

♪ CATDOG... ♪

[Captioned by The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation]