Original subtitles

♪ ONE FINE DAY WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪

♪ A BABY WAS BORN AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪

♪ NO BLUE BUZZARD, NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪

♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE, LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ OUT ON THE ROAD OR BACK IN TOWN ♪

♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪

♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT, GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪

♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER, GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪

♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪

[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

and NICKELODEON]

It's superb! It's delish!

Fulfills your every candy wish!

The Rancid Bar!

It's made from tar!

So buy, buy, buy my candy bar...

Cat: THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M GOING TO SAY THIS, DOG.

WE'RE HAVING WHITEFISH CHUB FOR LUNCH.

Dog: OH, YUCK! YOW...!

HEY, WHAT THE...!

WATCH WHAT YOU'RE DOING!

BUT I WANT A MOLDY BEEF SUB!

WHITEFISH CHUB!

MOLDY BEEF SUB!

CHUB!

SUB!

CHUB!

SUB!

( both growling )

UH-OH.

CHUB, CHUB, CHUB!SUB, SUB, SUB!

OH, CUT IT...SUB, SUB, SUB...

HERE'S YOUR SUB!

( crashing, grunting )

( yelling )

YIKES!

( crashing, grunting and yelling... )

Cat: OOH... OOH!

Dog: OW...

Cat: I GOT YA!

( panting and grunting )

CHUB... CHUB...SUB... SUB...

( explosion )

( panting )

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

HEY, I WASN'T IN THAT FIGHT CLOUD BY MYSELF.

HOLY DONUTS, YOU GUYS ARE PIGS!

( sniffing )

CALL ME CRAZY, BUT YOUSE FELLAS SMELL GOOD!

MMM... MMM... TASTY...

MMM... AMAZING...

IN FACT, THAT'S THE BEST CANDY I EVER TASTED

IN MY LONG AND COLORFUL LIFE!

CANDY?

TEN TIMES BETTER

THAN THAT CRUD RANCID RABBIT CHURNS OUT.

( slurping )

IT'S LICKABLE HEAVEN!

MMM...

( chuckling )

( gulps )

WOW!

MMM... IT IS GOOD!

GOOD?! IT'S HI-HO DIGGITY-LICIOUS!

I FEEL WARM AND HAPPY.

FULL OF SWEET-TASTING LOVE.

YOUSE GOT TO MAKE MORE OF THIS STUFF

AND SHARE IT WITH THE WORLD.

THE RAT IS RIGHT!

BUT WE DON'T KNOW THE INGREDIENTS.

HOW WE GOING TO MAKE MORE?

THE SAME WAY WE DID BEFORE!

( grunting )

HEY!

( growling )

( crashing, grunting, and yelling... )

OOF!

OH...

DOESN'T QUITE TASTE RIGHT.

MAYBE ANOTHER EGG.

MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE SMACKED YOU

WITH MORE SUGAR!

( grunting and yelling... )

I'M NOT EVEN ASKING ANY MORE.

YOU GUYS ARE NUTS!

( grunting and yelling... )

MUST... SHARE CANDY WITH WORLD, BUT... TOO TIRED.

( panting ): YEAH... ME, TOO.

IF ONLY WE HAD SOME SORT OF

CANDY-MAKING FIGHTING MACHINE.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA!

YOU SEE THAT LIGHT BULB?! ( laughs )

LET'S MAKE A CANDY-MAKING FIGHTING MACHINE!

WOW, YOU'RE A GENIUS, CAT!

Cat: MERVIS, DUNGLAP...

AS EMPLOYEES OF THE CATDOG CANDY COMPANY

YOU WILL BE IN CHARGE OF MAKING OUR CANDY.

WELCOME TO... TA-DA!

THE SUGAR SHAKER!

W-WHAT IS IT?

IT'S A CANDY-MAKING FIGHTING MACHINE!

( laughs )

THAT'S MY CAT!

IT'S NOT DANGEROUS, IS IT?

QUIT WHINING, YOU BIG BABY.

AT LEAST WE GOT A JOB.

OH, IT'S AS SAFE AS MOTHER'S MILK, MERVY.

BUT, UH, KEEP THE HARD HATS ON.

FIRE IT UP, DOG!

FIRING, CAT!

HEH...?

( grunting... )

( Mervis and Dunglap gurgling )

( whirring, smacking, grunting )

( both scream )

( grunting and crashing )

( screaming )

( grunting )

( screaming )

( screaming )

( screaming )

Cat: AND NOW THE WORLD

WILL TASTE OUR CREATION!

OH, GEE, CAT, I HOPE THEY LIKE IT.

MAGNIFIQUE!

MAGNIFICO!

NOT BAD.

( music playing )

CATDOG CANDY IS THE MOST POPULAR CANDY IN THE WORLD!

AND NO ONE IS BUYING MY RANCID CANDY ANYMORE!

THEY'RE GOING TO RUIN ME!

THAT WHY YOU GOONS ARE GOING TO STEAL

THE SECRET TO CATDOG'S CANDY!

WE'RE THE PERFECT GOONS FOR THE JOB!

( Greasers laughing )

Man: I CAN'T WAIT! I'M GOING TO GET ME A WHOLE MESS OF IT!

( crowd talking excitedly )

GREETINGS, FELLOW CANDY LOVERS!

PLEASE STEP LIVELY FOR THE 5:15 FACTORY TOUR!

WHOA!

AHEM... HEY THERE, CUTIE PIE.

( giggling )

AND HERE'S WHERE WE FIGHT TO MAKE YOU THE BEST CANDY!

NOW, IF YOU JUST COME THIS WAY...

IF YOU STICK AROUND

I'LL GIVE YOUSE MY OWN PRIVATE TOUR, HUH?

( grunts )

WHOA!

OH! OW!

HE THINKS I'M CUTE!

Rancid: SO, THEY'RE USING THE OLD MACHINE THAT MAKES PEOPLE FIGHT AND CREATES CANDY TRICK, EH?

GOOD WORK!

THANKS. NEED ANYTHING ELSE?

AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO.

THIS WASN'T WHAT I HAD IN MIND!

I'LL SHOW CATDOG.

ANY CANDY THEY CAN MAKE

I CAN MAKE BETTER!

GET READY FOR ROCKIN' RANCID CANDY!

WHEN THIS IS OVER, DUH, WILL I BE AN ASTRONUT?

( all groaning )

( grunting )

( grunting and groaning... )

( screaming... )

HMM... ( gags )

ECH! IF I CAN'T BEAT CATDOG, I'LL DESTROY THEM!

( grunts, groans )

Dog: BYE-BYE!

THANKS!

OH, DOG, DOG, DOG.

IT JUST DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS.

( rumbling... )

WHAT'S THAT?

CATDOG, WE'RE HERE TO PUT YOU OUT OF BUSINESS!

NEVER! WE WILL FIGHT!

CHARGE!

( Cliff shouting )

HERE THEY COME!

LET'S HIT THEM WITH A BUTTERSCOTCH BOMB!

MY COIFFURE!

NEGATIVE EFFECT!

MAIM THEM WITH A MARSHMALLOW MISSILE!

( cackling )

TIME TO BRING OUT... ( grunting )

THE HEAVY ARTILLERY.

AIM... FIRE!

Rancid: INCOMING!

DIRECT HIT!

( all cheer )

DOG... WE HAVE NO CHOICE.

WE GOT TO GO WITH...

THE NUCLEAR NOUGAT!

( gasps )

OKAY.

( alarm blaring... )

( explosion )

PREPARE THE FINISHING TOUCH.

GET... THE MALTED MILK BALLS!

( gulping )

AH...

ARE YOUR NOSTRILS AT THE READY?

READY, CAT!

HI-HO, DIGGITY!

TAKE THAT, AND THAT!

( laughing )

GOOD, GOOD, GOOD!

WHAT DO WE DO NOW, SIR?!

WHEN YOU PUT YOUR HAND INTO A BUNCH OF GOO

THAT A MOMENT BEFORE

WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S FACE

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

LET'S RUN AWAY!

GOOD PLAN!

OH, YEAH!

DOG, COME TO THINK OF IT

THIS IS WHAT IT JUST DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN.

AAH!

EHH!

AAH!

Randolph: Ladies and gentlemen

a dramatic announcement.

Everyone's going bald!

DIDN'T MAKE MY HAIR FALL OUT.

Hola. I am Lola Caricola

and I have discovered why everyone's hair is falling out.

Blame it on CatDog Candy!

Both: UH-OH...

DOG, IT JUST DOESN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THIS.

( crowd shouting angrily )

I KNEW THIS JOB WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

GET THEM!

( smacks, bangs )

( crowd muttering angrily )

NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED

IF WE'D HAD WHITEFISH CHUB FOR LUNCH!

MOLDY BEEF SUB!

CHUB! CHUB! SUB! SUB!

( grunting )

MMM... THIS IS THE BEST BATCH EVER!

( laughs )

MMM... TUNA HEADS AND HEAVY CREAM AND A SPRIG OF ROSEMARY.

ROSEMARY AIN'T GOING TO GET ANY OF MINE.

I WANT FURRY BOLOGNA ON MY HALF.

( sniffing )

PIZZA NIGHT!

( doorbell barks, meows )

( barking )

SORRY... ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT.

( sighs )

OH... ( mutters )

PERFECT.

I'M SUNSHINE FROM THE LAW FIRM

OF SUNSHINE, SUNSHINE AND SUNSHINE.

NO RELATION.

UM, UH... LAWYERS?

( whimpering )

I WAS IN THE LIBRARY ALL NIGHT.

TELL HIM, CAT, YOU GOT TO BACK ME UP.

YOUR GREAT-GREAT UNCLE HORSEDUCK PASSED AWAY

WHILE RUNNING SOUTH FOR THE WINTER.

I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD AN UNCLE HORSEDUCK.

ZIP IT-- HE'S ABOUT TO GIVE US SOMETHING.

HE LEFT YOU THIS PARCEL OF LAND.

OOH!

JUST...

OUCH!

Sunshine: ON THE SHORE OF BEAUTIFUL LAKE WANAMAKER.

SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS.

OH...

OH... OH, POOR OLD UNCLE HORSE...

WHAT WAS HIS NAME, HORSED...? HORSEDUCK!

( both crying )

POOR, POOR, POOR UNCLE HORSIEDUCK.

OH, WHY, WHY, WHY?

Both: ♪ WE'RE GONNA LIVE ON A LAKE! ♪

♪ WE'RE GONNA LIVE ON A LAKE! ♪

( rooster crows )

AH... ONE MORE DAY I GET TO BE ME.

YOU SENT FOR ME?

I WANT TO BUY HORSEDUCK'S PROPERTY.

SORRY, SIR.

WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?!

HORSEDUCK LEFT IT TO CATDOG.

WHAT ARE THOSE MORONS GOING TO DO WITH IT?

♪ THEY'RE GONNA LIVE ON A LAKE! ♪

♪ THEY'RE GONNA LIVE ON A LA... ♪

( grunts )

NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.

DOG, WE'RE MAKING A FRESH START.

I TOLD YOU, PACK ONLY YOUR ESSENTIALS.

I DID... SEE?

( with Scottish accent ): VERY ESSENTIAL.

PLE... ( grunts )

( plays short tune )

BEAUTIFUL.

LET'S GO.

SO LONG, DREARY OLD SHACK!

HELLO, PARADISE!

WHAT THE...?

HUH?

HEH-HEH.

SO LONG, SUCKERS.

HA! FINALLY, I GOT THIS PLACE ALL TO MYSELF.

I MISS OUR HOUSE!

OH, ME, TOO.

THE RUSTY PLUMBING, THE LEAKY ROOF, THE...

BROKEN DOOR KNOBS. HA!

PLEASE, YOU'RE MAKING ME MISS IT EVEN MORE!

OH, COME ON, DOG, DON'T YOU WANT TO LIVE IN PARADISE?

YEAH, BUT IT CAN'T BE PARADISE WITHOUT OUR... ( sniffles )

HOUSE!

WILL YOU GET UP OUT OF THERE?!

N... NO! I LOVE OUR HOUSE!

DOG... I DON'T CARE IF THAT HOUSE WAS THE LAST HOUSE ON EARTH.

WE ARE NOT GOING BACK FOR IT!

HAPPY NOW?

MM-HMM.

LAKE WANAMAKER, HERE WE COME!

HI-HOUSE, DIGGITY!

♪ THERE'S A TURKEY IN THE STRAW, THERE'S A TURKEY IN THE STRAW ♪

( humming tune )

♪ TURKEY IN THE STRAW, TURKEY IN THE STRAW ♪

( humming, laughing )

Dog: VROOM, VROOM... ( makes car noises )

( laughing )

LAKE WANAMAKER IS ALL MINE.

LET'S PLAY A CAR GAME.

OKAY, I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYES SOMETHING...

BYE-BYE.

SOMETHING BONE-AND-FISH-SHAPED

HURTLING TOWARDS NEARBURG!

UM, THAT BIG, FLUFFY CLOUD? NO...

A BUTTERFLY? NO...

OUR STUPID HOUSE!

AAH! OUR HOUSE!

( barking and meowing... )

( grunting )

A LITTLE CLOSER... ALMOST THERE.

I... GOT IT!

( barking and meowing )

Cat: HEY, HEY!

GET AWAY FROM THERE!

GO ON, SHOO! GET AWAY!

AAH! DARN THEIR DUMB CATDOG LUCK!

IT'S TIME TO TAKE THE KID GLOVES OFF.

CAN WE PLEASE FORGET ABOUT THIS RIDICULOUS HOUSE NOW?!

NO.

( screams )

( gurgling )

A REAL SWEETHEART, HUH?

UH-OH...

( screaming... )

PHEW!

THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.

( barking and meowing )

Both: WHOA...

( screaming )

CAT?

( grumbling )

( loud tear )

OH... MY FACE.

OH... GET THAT THING OFF ME!

SHOO, SHOO, SCRAM!

GO ON, BEAT IT, YOU MANGY MUTT!

BAD DOG!

LEAVE MY FACE ALONE!

( whimpering )

( snarls )

( whimpering )

THAT'S IT! BEAT IT! SCRAM! GET OUT OF HERE!

I HATE THIS HOUSE!

IT'S NOT OVER YET, CATDOG!

( chuckling )

PAYBACK WITH BACK PAY.

LEAPING LUMBAGO!

( screams )

LET'S GO, DOG.

NOT WITHOUT OUR HOUSE.

WHO CARES ABOUT THE STUPID HOUSE?!

I DO.

BRR... DOG, THE CAR IS GONE.

SO... WE IMPROVISE!

( groans )

( creaking )

( groaning )

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M STILL PULLING THE THING.

AND YOU WANTED TO THROW THOSE OLD ROLLER-SKATES AWAY.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH!

DOG, WE'RE JUST GOING TO START OVER AT THE LAKE.

( whines )

BUT THIS HOUSE IS OUR PAST, CAT.

YOU CAN'T JUST ABANDON YOUR PAST!

WATCH ME!

WOW!

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

COME ON, DOG.

ONLY ONE MORE MILE TO PARADISE!

( grunting )

( explosion )

Cat: WHAT THE...?

Rancid ( with French accent ): ER, SORRY

ABOUT THE BIG BLAST, GENTLEMEN.

BUT AS YOU CAN SEE, THE ROAD IS OUT.

YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE THE DETOUR.

Both: HUH?

YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING, FRENCHY.

( chuckles )

SWEET LAKE WANAMAKER, ALL TO MYSELF.

NO, NO, NO, NO...

CAT, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

NO, I AM NOT ALL RIGHT!

I'M ALL WRONG!

I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE STUPID PAST!

AND I AM NOT MOVING THIS STINKING FLEABAG SHACK

ONE MORE STINKING INCH, NO, NO, NO, NO...

CAT, STOP, STOP, STOP!

HUH?

MY FIRST YARN BALL IN OUR NEW HOUSE.

LET'S CHERISH THE MOMENT.

'KAY.

THIS WILL BE YARNIEST CHRISTMAS TREE EVER.

LET'S CHERISH THE MOMENT.

YOU GAVE ME BACK MY YARN BALL.

DO I HAVE TO SAY IT?

LET'S CHERISH THE MOMENT.

HUH?

YOU'RE RIGHT, DOG.

THE PAST IS IMPORTANT...

'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE ALL OUR CHERISHED MOMENTS ARE... FOREVER.

DOES THAT MEAN WE CAN BRING THE HOUSE?

ABSOLUTELY.

( creaking )

WHAT?

OH, NO...

NO, NO, GRAB ONTO SOMETHING!

( both shouting )

( creaking )

Both: OOH...

( humming and laughing )

WHOA...

NO, NO...

♪ TURKEY IN THE STRAW ♪

♪ TURKEY IN THE STRAW. ♪

( grunting )

HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON!

( humming )

( screaming )

( grunting )

( grunting )

( gasps )

OKAY, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

WE'VE GOT A MOUNTAIN TO CLIMB.

Dog: YIPPEE!

AH...

( rumbling )

( gasps )

HEY... WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?!

Dog: HOWDY, NEIGHBOR.

( growls )

( groans )

( laughing )

( vacuum whirring )

( starts engine, tires squeal )

TER... RIFIC.

WHOA!

SHEESH-LOUISE!

THAT'S THE LAST TIME I TAKE AN EIGHT-HOUR BATH!

♪ ONE FINE DAY WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪

♪ A BABY WAS BORN AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪

♪ NO BLUE BUZZARD, NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪

♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE, LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ OUT ON THE ROAD OR BACK IN TOWN ♪

♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪

♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT, GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪

♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER, GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪

♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG... ♪

[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

and NICKELODEON]

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪

[Captioned byThe Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation]