Original subtitles

♪ ONE FINE DAY, WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪

♪ A BABY WAS BORN AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪

♪ NO BLUE BUZZARD, NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪

♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE, LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ CATDOG... ♪

♪ CATDOG ♪

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪

♪ OUT ON THE ROAD OR BACK IN TOWN ♪

♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪

♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT, GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪

♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER, GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪

♪ CATDOG... ♪

♪ CATDOG ♪

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪

♪ CATDOG... ♪

♪ CATDOG ♪

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪

[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

and NICKELODEON]

Cat: THE ENVELOPE, PLEASE.

Dog: RIGHTY-O, CAT.

THE ELECTRIC BILL, PLEASE.

STUFFING.

LICK AWAY.

LICKING.

AND THE STAMP.

DOG!

DOG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M JUST HELPING YOU PAY BILLS, LIKE ALWAYS.

YOU ALWAYS EAT THE STAMPS?

SOMETIMES I EAT THE BILLS.

OH! WELL, NO WONDER THE CITY'S THREATENING TO KICK US OUT OF THE HOUSE!

WE'VE GOT NO MONEY IN THE BANK...

( coughing )

AND ( wheezing ) I'M LOSING MY VOICE!

THAT'S WEIRD... ME, TOO.

Anchorman: We interrupt whatever drivel you've been watching

for this bulletin.

Nearburg is in the grips of two epidemics.

First, everyone is going colorblind

And we're also getting laryngitis.

That's right!

Everyone's losing their voice!

( voice fading out ): Soon, the whole town will be silent.

( silent movie-style music playing )

( silent movie-style music continues )

( silent movie-style music continues )

( silent movie-style music continues )

( silent movie-style music continues )

( doorbell barks/meows )

DOESN'T THIS BONEHEAD HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?

OOPS!

CAT, YOU CAN TALK!

I CAN TALK!

YOU CAN TALK!

I CAN TALK!

WE CAN BOTH TALK!

UH-OH, THE MEAN OLD RABBIT MAN CAN TALK, TOO.

Rancid: EXCUSE ME!

PLEASE DON'T TAKE OUR HOUSE AWAY.

WE'LL GET YOU THE MONEY.

WE PROMISE, WE PROMISE.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!

WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR HOUSE?

I'VE GOT A BIG BOXING MATCH TONIGHT

AND I WAS HOPING THAT YOU COULD LEND ME SOME HAND CREAM

BECAUSE BOXING REALLY DRIES OUT MY SKIN

ESPECIALLY AROUND THE NECK.

WHAT DID HE SAY?

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS SAYING?

Anchorman: Attention Nearburg!

This just in.

The colorblindness and laryngitis epidemics are over.

Make way for the big ear infection epidemic.

Am I still on?

Did someone say cut?

Dog: THE ULTIMATE BATTLE: DOG VERSUS COCONUTS!

OH, DOG, REMIND ME TO BRING THESE BOTTLES

IN FOR RECYCLING TOMORROW.

UH, COULD YOU REMIND ME TO REMIND YOU?

COULD I REMIND HIM TO...

HEY, CAT, HOW DO YOU OPEN A CUCKOO NUT?

OH, NEVER MIND THAT, WE HAVE TO GET READY

FOR BOWLING NIGHT!

MERVIS AND DUNGLAP ARE GOING TO BE HERE ANY MINUTE.

BOY, THESE NEW BOWLING SHIRTS SURE ARE SNAZZY!

WELL, WE WANT OUR TEAM TO LOOK GOOD WHEN WE WIN

THE NEARBURG OPEN BOWLING TOURNAMENT NEXT WEEK.

( doorbell rings )

THAT MUST BE MERVIS AND DUNGLAP.

BOY, WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN?

WE'RE READY TO GO... RILLA!

GO-RILLA?

GORILLA!

HEY THERE, FELLA.

HOW YA DOING?

YOU WANT TO COME IN?

ARE YOU CRAZY?

DON'T INVITE THAT GORILLA INTO THIS HOUSE!

( laughing )

AW, I BET HE DOESN'T HAVE ANYPLACE ELSE TO GO!

LET'S LET HIM STAY HERE.

PLEASE, OH, PLEASE, OH, PLEASE, OH, PLEASE!

( whimpering )

DOG, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES

IS A GORILLA STAYING IN THIS HOUSE!

NOW, SHOO!

GO ON, SCRAM!

WOULD YOU STOP THAT?

SEE, CAT, HE REALLY LIKES YOU!

I DON'T LIKE HIM.

I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD'VE LEFT EARLIER.

IF YOU KNEW HOW TO DRIVE WE'D HAVE BEEN ON TIME.

OH. YEAH, LIKE YOU CAN... GORILLA?

YOU BETTER BELIEVE I CAN GORILLA.

WHA?

COOL, CATDOG'S GOT A GORILLA!

WE DO NOT HAVE A GORILLA.

WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

HE'S RIGHT THERE!

I KNOW WHERE HE IS, MERVIS.

SO WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?

LEAVING!

NOW, HELP ME GET HIM OUT OF HERE!

OH NO, NOT ME.

NO THANK YOU VERY MUCH

THAT'S A VERY GOOD WAY

TO GET YOURSELF HURT.

NOPE, NO SIREE, BOB.

I'LL JUST STAY RIGHT OVER...

OW, MY WRIST!

OW, I THINK I BROKE MY WRIST!

GOOD GOING, MERVIS!

NOW, MERVIS, ARE YOU SURE IT'S BROKEN?

DOES IT HURT IF I DO THIS?

NO.

YES!

OBSERVATION: SMALL BIRDS AND LARGE BOWLING BALLS

ARE A VERY BAD COMBINATION.

HERE WE GO!

ONE MORE STRIKE AND I WIN.

WELL, LOOKS LIKE I WIN.

THANK GOODNESS FOR GOOEY GLUE, THE STICKIEST GLUE AROUND.

THE CATDOG TEAM HAS ARRIVED!

PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR THE AGONY OF OUR FEET!

SNACK TIME!

HE'D BETTER NOT RIP MY SHIRT.

ANOTHER PERFECT GAME.

THAT GORILLA'S GOING TO MURDERIZE US AT THE TOURNAMENT.

YEAH, NOW CATDOG'S TEAM IS UNBEATABLE.

DUH, MERVIS BOWLS A LOT BETTER NOW THAT HE'S A GORILLA.

DOES THIS MEAN HE GETS TO STAY WITH US, CAT?

YOU BET IT DOES, DOG.

YEAH, I'M A GORILLA OWNER!

AT LEAST UNTIL WE WIN THE BIG TOURNAMENT.

Man: THAT'S HOW TO BOWL, MACK.

MAYBE I'LL SPEND THE PRIZE MONEY ON A FABULOUS VACATION.

KEEP PRACTICING GORILLA.

OH, NICE POWER!

KEEP WORKING ON THE AIM!

( sighs deeply )

CAT, I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG

WITH GORILLA.

WHAT! WRONG?

DID HE PULL A MUSCLE?

NO, I THINK HE'S DEPRESSED.

OH, DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG

YOU DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT GORILLAS!

HE'S VERY HAPPY, TRUST ME!

SNACK TIME!

DID SOMEONE SAY SNACK TIME?

HEY, WINSLOW, HAVE YOU MET OUR NEW BOWLING PARTNER?

MAN, THAT IS ONE DEPRESSED GORILLA!

HE IS NOT DEPRESSED!

( grunts )

( muffled ): WHAT? ARE YOU NUTS?

( Winslow whimpering )

Cat: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

GET UP, UP BOY, UP!

( sobbing and groaning )

COME ON, HERE WE GO.

NICE GORILLA.

( straining )

I TOLD YOU, CAT, HE'S DEPRESSED

AND NOW HE CAN'T BOWL.

BUT THE TOURNAMENT'S IN A FEW HOURS

AND WE CAN'T WIN WITHOUT HIM.

GET UP!

( straining )

CAT, I WAS WRONG, HE DOESN'T BELONG HERE.

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

HE BELONGS AT THE BOWLING ALLEY!

NO, I MEAN HE DOESN'T BELONG HERE, LIVING WITH US.

WHAT? IT WAS YOUR IDEA!

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BEGGED ME

TO LET HIM STAY HERE.

I KNOW, BUT HE ISN'T HAPPY.

MAYBE HE MISSES HIS FAMILY.

IS THAT IT, BOY?

LOOK, CAT, I WAS RIGHT--

HE DOES MISS HIS FAMILY.

I DON'T CARE, IT'S BOWLING TIME.

LOOK, I TOOK YOU IN WHEN YOU HAD NO PLACE ELSE TO GO.

YOU OWE ME!

NOW, GET OFF THAT BIG, DUMB MONKEY BUTT

AND BOWL-- BOWL LIKE YOU NEVER BOWLED BEFORE!

UM, CAT, YOU'RE BEING MEAN.

NO, IT IS CALLED TOUGH LOVE.

IT'S CALLED TOUGH MEANNESS.

IF WE FOUND OUT WE HAD FAMILY OUT THERE

NOTHING COULD STOP US FROM FINDING THEM.

OH, BUT, BOWLING...

AND WE'VE NEVER... WON THE TOURNAMENT.

HOW ARE WE GOING TO FIND A BUNCH OF GORILLAS?

NO PROBLEMA-- IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SILVERBACKS

JUST GO TO THE KAMPUPU MOUNTAINS IN FAR-OFF KENYA.

HOW ABOUT THE ZOO?

CLOSER, CHEAPER, GO FOR IT.

SO, WE'RE GOING TO HELP HIM

FIND HIS FAMILY, RIGHT, CAT?

YEAH, ON ONE CONDITION.

( clears throat )

WE...

WILL HELP YOU FIND YOUR FAMILY, RIGHT?

BUT ONLY IF YOU AGREE TO BOWL WITH US

IN THE TOURNAMENT!

( jabbering )

HI-HO GORILLY!

I DON'T KNOW WHERE ELSE TO LOOK, DOG.

YOU'RE NOT GIVING UP, ARE YOU?

OH, COME ON, DOG.

WHO ARE WE KIDDING?

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HUGE THIS WORLD IS?

WE'LL NEVER FIND THESE GORILLAS.

HOW YOU DOING?

I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN TO YOU

HOW COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE THIS IS!

FOUND THEM.

ISN'T THIS JUST BEAUTIFUL, CAT?

OH, YEAH, YOU BET IT IS.

THAT IS SO NICE.

LOOK AT THEM.

OKAY, SO, YOU MISS THEM, THEY MISS YOU.

LOOK, WE HAD AN AGREEMENT

REMEMBER?

THE TOURNAMENT.

WE FIND YOUR FAMILY, YOU COME BOWLING.

RING ANY BELLS?

( grunting ): BOWLING?

YEAH, ANOTHER STRIKE!

WE'RE GOING TO WIN, CAT.

NOT A CHANCE, DOG, NOT A CHANCE.

NOT WITH THIS NEW TEAM AROUND.

DON'T WORRY, CAT, WE CAN STILL WIN

THE PING-PONG TOURNAMENT.

All ( grunting ): PING-PONG!

[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

and NICKELODEON]

♪ ONE FINE DAY, WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪

♪ A BABY WAS BORN AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪

♪ NO BLUE BUZZARD, NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪

♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE, LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ CATDOG... ♪

♪ CATDOG ♪

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪

♪ OUT ON THE ROAD OR BACK IN TOWN ♪

♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪

♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT, GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪

♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER, GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪

♪ CATDOG... ♪

♪ CATDOG ♪

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪

♪ CATDOG ♪

♪ CATDOG... ♪

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪

[Captioned by The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation]