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Original subtitles

[wacky music]

- ♪ ONE FINE DAY WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪

♪ A BABY WAS BORN AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪

♪ NO BLUE BUNNY, NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪

♪ JUST A FELINE CANINE LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ CATDOG

♪ CATDOG

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD IS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ OUT ON THE ROAD OR BACK IN TOWN ♪

♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS LIVE IN CATDOG TOWN ♪

♪ GOTTA RISE ABOVE IT GOTTA TRY TO GET ALONG ♪

♪ GOTTA WALK TOGETHER GOTTA SING THIS SONG ♪

♪ CATDOG

♪ CATDOG

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD IS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ CATDOG

♪ CATDOG

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD IS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪

- [shivering]

[muttering]

- ♪ WAH-OOH, WAH, WAH-OOH ♪

- WHAT?

HMM?

THAT MUSIC.

IT SOUNDS LIKE SWEET ANGELS SINGING.

- ♪ WAH-OOH, WAH, WAH-OOH ♪

♪ WAH-OOH, WAH, WAH-OOH ♪

- AH, HEAVENLY VOICES JOINED AS ONE.

- ♪ WAH-OOH

- HUH?

- ♪ WAH, WAH-OOH

♪ WAH-OOH, WAH, WAH-OOH ♪

♪ GREASERS

- ♪ THE GREASERS

- ♪ GREASERS

- ♪ DUH, HELLO

- ♪ OOH, WAH-OOH, WAH-OOH, WAH-OOH ♪

♪ WAH, BOP, BOP, BOP

♪ OOH, WAH-OOH, WAH-OOH, WAH-OOH ♪

♪ WAH, BOP, BOP, BOP

- [musical screaming]

♪ BOP, BOP, BOP

- ♪ WE'’RE GREASE, GREASE, GREASERS ♪

♪ AND WE'’RE GONNA HAVE FUN ♪

♪ WE'’RE GONNA POUND CATDOG ♪

♪ AND CHASE '’EM WHEN THEY RUN ♪

♪ WAH-OOH, WAH, WAH-OOH ♪

♪ WAH-OOH, WAH, WAH-OOH ♪

[clapping]

- HUH?

- FABULOUS. ENCORE.

- GET LOST, BLUE BOY.

- SHEESE LOUISE, I'’M GONNA MAKE YOU GUYS STARS.

- DUH, LIKE THE ONES I SEE WHEN I STUB MY TOE?

- NO, LIKE THE ONES WHO SELL OUT CONCERTS IN HUGE STADIUMS.

- YOU MEAN, YOU LIKE THE WAY WE SING?

- SISTER, I LOVE THE WAY YOU SING.

- AH!

- EH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MUSIC?

- PLENTY. I'’M A MANAGER.

AT LEAST I USED TO BE

UNTIL THAT RAT ELVIS JUMPED SHIP TO THE COLONEL.

- YOU DISCOVERED ELVIS PRESLEY?

- NO, I DISCOVERED ELVIS THE RAT,

BUT HE COULD HAVE BEEN BIG

AND SO COULD YOU.

THE GREASERS ARE ALMOST THERE.

THEY'’RE JUST MISSING SOMETHING.

THEY'’RE JUST MISSING...

- ♪ WHITEFISH, CHUB

- ♪ MOLDY MEAT AND GARBAGE

- ♪ WHITEFISH, CHUB

- ♪ MOLDY MEAT AND GARBAGE

- THAT'’S IT!

- ♪ GARBAGE

- ♪ BOW-DIDDY, BOW, MEOW, MEOW-DIDDY, MEOW ♪

♪ DIDDY, DIDDY, BOW, BOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW ♪

♪ WAH-OOH, WAH, WAH-OOH ♪

♪ AND A HEIGH-HO DIGGITY TOO

- MEOW.

- WOOF.

HIYA, WINSLOW.

- WHY DIDN'’T YOU KNUCKLEHEADS TELL ME YOU COULD SING?

- WHY DIDN'’T YOU KNOCK?

- NEVER MIND THAT.

HOW'’D YOU TWO LIKE TO BE STARS?

- OKAY.

- RICH STARS?

- IS THERE ANY OTHER KIND?

- WELL, THERE ARE OLD-TIME STARS

WHO HIT IT BIG BEFORE THE REAL MONEY

STARTED POURING IN.

THEY WOUND UP TOOTHLESS AND ALONE,

HAUNTED BY MEMORIES OF THEIR HEYDAY.

- YOU'’LL BE RICH STARS, OKAY?

- OH, SOUNDS GOOD TO BE, BUT WHAT'’S THE CATCH?

- I'’M PUTTING TOGETHER A MUSICAL SUPERGROUP

AND THERE'’S NO CATCH.

MEET YOUR NEW BANDMATES.

- YOU DON'’T CALL THAT A CATCH?

- NO WAY ARE WE SINGING WITH CATBUTT.

- I DIDN'’T KNOW YOU GUYS SING.

- WE'’VE GOT A LOT IN COMMON, DOG.

- WINSLOW, THIS IS CRAZY.

THEY'’RE GONNA POUND US.

- THAT AIN'’T CRAZY, BUT WE ARE GONNA POUND YOU.

- FREEZE!

- AH!

- YOU GUYS WANT TO FIGHT,

OR DO YOU WANT TO BECOME THE BIGGEST MUSICAL GROUP

SINCE CAMPY COW-COW AND HER SINGING UTTER?

- I VOTE FOR MUSIC. MUSIC SOUNDS GOOD.

- YOU REALLY THINK WE CAN BE AS BIG AS CAMPY COW-COW?

- BIGGER.

- SO WHAT'’S THE DEAL HERE, RODENT?

WHAT'’S YOUR PLAN?

- WELL, IF YOUSE LEARN TO GET ALONG,

THEN I CAN TURN YOUSE INTO...

WINSLOWS WOPPERS!

- WINSOWS WOPPERS, HUH?

- THAT'’S RIGHT, AS IN "DOO-WOP."

TRUST ME. IT TESTED THROUGH THE ROOF.

- HEY, IT FITS PRETTY GOOD.

- THAT'’S GENUINE LEATHER HIDE, TOOTS.

- MMM.

MINE IS WARMY.

- HEY, LOOKIN'’ GOOD THERE, CLIFF.

- RIGHT BACK AT YOU, KITTY CAT.

- MINE WAS INSPECTED BY NUMBER 37.

HE'’S VERY GOOD.

- THEN IT'’S SETTLED.

all: ALL FOR ONE, AND ONE FOR ALL

click!

- HEY, WHY ARE WE ALL CRAMMED IN THE BATHROOM?

- '’CAUSE IT HAS THE BEST ACOUSTICS FOR DOO-WOP.

[zipping]

- SORRY.

DUH, I HAD TOO MUCH LEMONADE.

- OKAY, WOPPERS, A ONE, AND A TWO, AND A...

all: ONE, TWO, THREE.

- ♪ DOG

- ♪ CAT

♪ CAT, CAT, CAT

- ♪ CLIFF

- ♪ CAT, CAT, CAT

- ♪ SHRIEK

- ♪ AND WHATEVER THEY CALL ME

- ♪ WOPPERS - ♪ WOPPERS

- ♪ WOPPERS

- ♪ BOW-WOW-WOW

- ♪ SOME GUY SAID DOO-WOP WAS DEAD ♪

♪ THEN WE BOPPED HIM ON THE HEAD ♪

- ♪ WE'’RE DOO-WOP DADDIES AND A DOO-WOP THING ♪

♪ SCRATCHING AND BITING MY WAY TO FAME ♪

♪ WAH-OOH, WAH, WAH-OOH ♪

♪ WAH-OOH, WAH, WAH-OOH ♪

♪ WE'’RE DOO-WOP DOGGIES ♪ - ♪ AND A DOO-WOP CAT

- ♪ DOO-WOP SKINNY - ♪ AND DOO-WOP FAT

- ♪ CHASING AND POUNDING AND CHASING ALL DAY ♪

- ♪ CRUSHING INTO STUFF ALONG THE WAY ♪

♪ WAH-OOH, WAH, WAH-OOH ♪

- ♪ AND A DOO-WOP DIGGITY TOO - ♪ BOW-WOW-WOW

- ♪ BOW-DIDDY, BOW, MEOW, MEOW-DIDDY, MEOW ♪

♪ DIDDY, DIDDY, BOW, BOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW ♪

♪ WAH-OOH, WAH, WAH-OOH ♪

♪ WAH-OOH, WAH, WAH-OOH ♪

- THAT HURT.

- [laughing]

TEARS IN THE EYE, PEOPLE. TEARS IN THE EYE.

NOW BACK TO WORK!

- ♪ LOOK AT ME

♪ LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME ♪

♪ ME

- OOF!

- [laughs]

HA-HA, WE'’RE STARS!

- NO, NO.

[growling]

- OOF!

- [sighs]

OKAY, PEOPLE, THAT'’S ENOUGH FOR TODAY.

- AH, THANK YOU, LITTLE BLUE WHIPCRACKER.

- HEY, I'’M RIDING YOU HARD

SO THAT YOUSE GUYS DON'’T BLOW IT AT TOMORROW'’S BIG CONCERT.

- UH, DUH, MR. MOUSE?

DO I SAY, "BOW-DIDDY, BOW"

OR "BOW-WOW-WOW"?

- UGH.

DON'’T GET MAD.

EVERY GROUP NEEDS A PRETTY BOY.

GOOD WITH THE FIRST ONE. SLEEP TIGHT, MEAT.

SEE YOU TOMORROW.

[cheers and applause]

- WOW, THIS PLACE IS GREAT.

AND LOOK, I GOT MY OWN WOPPERS BASEBALL CAP.

- WELL, WHERE'’S MY CAP?

CAPS?

- HEY, SUPERSTARS, READY TO WOW THE CROWD?

- HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WOW ANYONE WITH A CAP?

- UH, SORRY, YOUR HEAD'’S TOO SQUARE.

- I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED.

- AW, COME ON.

I'’VE INSULTED YOU WORSE THAN THAT.

- WHY'’S CATDOG'’S DRESSING ROOM BIGGER THAN MINE?

- RELAX. YOU GOT THE WINDOW.

- HE GETS A CAP AND A WINDOW?

- FREEZE!

THIS IS JUST THE KIND OF INFIGHTING

THAT BREAKS UP EVERY BAND.

- TWO MINUTES, WOPPERS.

- NO, IT'’S 1 MINUTES AND 53 SECONDS.

- FACE IT, I'’M THE STAR, AND I DESERVE A BIGGER ROOM.

- DUH, THE MOUSE SAID I'’M PRETTY.

MWAH!

- OH, PLEASE.

EVERYBODY LOVES A SOPRANO.

[screeches]

UGH!

[screeching]

- DON'’T DO THIS, WOPPERS!

REMEMBER, ALL FOR ONE, AND ONE FOR ALL?

- MORE LIKE ALL FOR THEM, AND NONE FOR ME.

- MOVE IT, SQUARE HEAD.

I AIN'’T SINGING TILL MY DRESSING ROOM GETS BIGGER.

- AND I'’M NOT SINGING TILL YOU APOLOGIZE TO CAT.

- AND I'’M NOT SINGING IF DOG'’S NOT SINGING.

- [sighs]

- AND I'’M JUST NOT SINGING!

- DUH, I'’LL SING.

- THE CONCERT IS OFF.

- YEAH, OFF.

BIG BULLY.

- WHO NEEDS YOUSE GOOFBALLS?

I'’M GOING SOLO.

- YEAH, I'’LL GO SOLO WITH YOU.

- [groaning]

- DUH?

- OH, GET OUT.

[crying]

IT'’S ELVIS THE RAT ALL OVER AGAIN.

- 30 SECONDS, WOPPERS.

- NO, IT'’S 27.

WOPPERS?

- THE WOPPERS ARE SPLITS-VILLE, FELLAS.

BUT HOW WOULD YOUSE TWO LIKE TO BE STARS?

- ♪ WAH-OOH, WAH, WAH-OOH ♪

♪ WAH-OOH, WAH, WAH-OOH ♪

- ♪ BOW-DIDDY, BOW

- ♪ MEOW, MEOW-DIDDY, MEOW

- ♪ DIDDY, DIDDY, BOW, BOW

- ♪ MEOW, MEOW, MEOW

- ♪ WAH-OOH, WAH, WAH-OOH ♪

- I AM SO SORRY.

I DON'’T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME.

- I'’M SORRY, DOG.

SORRY, CAT!

- YEAH, I'’M SORRY TOO.

- MAN, WE COULD HAVE BEEN HUGE STARS.

WHAT WERE WE THINKING?

- YEAH, I GUESS WE WERE THINKING IT'’S FUN TO SING WITH YOU,

BUT IT'’S A LOT MORE FUN TO POUND YOU.

- [frightened moaning]

- ♪ I'’M MERVIS ♪ - ♪ AND DUNGLAP

♪ AND WE'’RE ALL THAT ♪

♪ WE'’RE A PIG AND A WEASEL ♪

♪ AND WE LIKE TO RAP

- BALL, BALL, BALL! GET THE BALL!

- NO, NO, NO! - GET THE BALL!

- [giggling] UNBELIEVABLE.

THIS ELECTRIC HAMMOCK

WAS WORTH ALL THE $625,000.68 I PAID FOR IT.

[laughing]

- BALL, BALL, BALL!

- HEY, LOLA.

WOW, NEAT NEW HAMMOCK.

- HOLA, CATDOG.

[car horn honking]

UH-OH.

SHH, STAY HERE.

HOLA, MR. BOTTOMLINER.

- IT'’S BOTTOMLEANER!

WHERE'’S MY CATDOG DOCUMENTARY?

THE PREMIERE IS TONIGHT AT 8:00.

- I...

I WAS JUST FINISHING IT.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,

YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE IT, BABY.

- I BETTER LOVE IT.

I GAVE YOU $625,00.68 TO MAKE THAT MOVIE!

- [struggling]

- NOW EITHER I GET MY MOVIE,

OR YOU GIVE BACK THE MONEY, HONEY.

- [nervous laughing]

THE MOVIE'’S FINISHED.

WE'’RE JUST WORKING ON SOME LAST-MINUTE PROBLEMS

WITH THE MUSIC.

- AND DON'’T FORGET,

IT BETTER BE FULL OF ACTION, ROMANCE,

AND WITH A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR THE KIDDIES.

IT BETTER BE GOOD OR ELSE!

- OR ELSE WHAT?

- OR ELSE I'’LL BE MAKING A NEW ADDITION

TO MY STUFFED BIRD COLLECTION.

- NO, THANKS.

[engine turning over]

- WHOA!

OOF!

- AND SO INSTEAD OF MAKING MY DOCUMENTARY

ABOUT YOU TWO, I SPENT IT ON MY NEW ELECTRIC HAMMOCK.

- GEE, LOLA, THAT WASN'’T A VERY GOOD THING TO DO.

- OH, YOU'’RE RIGHT.

I SHOULD HAVE GONE FOR THE JET SKI.

- I'’D SELL MY SOUL FOR A JET SKI.

- I GOT TO MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT YOU TWO RIGHT NOW.

IF THE MOVIE'’S A HIT,

YOU'’LL BE ABLE TO BUY ANYTHING YOU WANT.

- THAT'’S TRUE.

- BUT I'’VE GOT TO WARN YOU,

DOCUMENTARIES ARE A CUTTHROAT BUSINESS.

IF WE BLOW IT, BOTTOMLEANER WILL STUFF US ALL!

- OUCH.

STILL, FAME, FORTUNE.

IT WOULD BE FABULOUS.

THE THREE "F"s!

WE'’LL DO IT.

- WINSLOW, ARE YOU READY?

- WAIT A MINUTE.

I GET TOP BILLING, MY OWN TRAILER,

AND 50% OF THE GROSS!

- HOW ABOUT I FLY UP THERE

AND STUFF MY BULLHORN DOWN YOUR THROAT?

- [nervous laughing]

YOU'’RE A SHREWD NEGOTIATOR.

ROLL IT, LOLA.

- CATDOG, YOU'’RE ON.

- IT WILL BE A PLEASURE.

- HEIGH-HO DOCUMENTARY!

- ACTION!

[Winslow screaming]

NOW WE NEED TO SHOW YOU BATTLING YOUR NATURAL ENEMIES,

SOMEONE MEAN AND EVIL WHO LOVES TO BEAT YOU UP.

I WONDER WHO WE CAN GET.

- OH, I GOT AN IDEA.

- DOG, NO.

- CAT, YES.

[Greasers laughing]

- FABULOUS WORK, FELLAS.

- [panting]

THIS IS NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR

WITH THIS DOCUMENTARY THING.

- GOOD WORK. MOVING ON.

WHERE ARE MY NEXT ACTORS.

- TO BE OR NOT TO BE--

- WAIT! HOLD THE CAMERA.

EDDIE'’S HERE!

I CAN ACT.

I CAN ACT LIKE NOBODY'’S BUSINESS.

- ZIP IT!

GET IN COSTUME.

- MAN, THIS THING

REALLY DOES MAKE YOU FEEL PEACEFUL.

- QUIET ON THE SET!

HOLA, IT'’S LOLA.

- WHERE ARE YOU AND WHERE'’S MY MOVIE?

- DON'’T WORRY, SIR.

NO PROBLEM.

SEE YOU SOON.

ADIOS.

GET THAT ROLLING, BOYS.

WE'’RE BURNING DAYLIGHT HERE.

MERVIS, DUNGLAP, ARE YOU READY?

NOW GET OUT THERE AND DON'’T FORGET YOUR MAKEUP.

- HEY, NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT MAKEUP.

- CALL MY AGENT. CALL MY LAWYER.

CALL MY MOMMY.

- QUIT WHINING, BABY.

THE CAMERA LOVES YOU.

AND THAT'’S A WRAP!

[clattering]

- GEE, LOLA, SHOULDN'’T WE LOOK AT THE MOVIE FIRST?

- NO TIME, AMIGO.

- WAH-HOO!

- LIVE FROM NEARBURG,

THE DOCUMENTARY FILM CAPITAL OF THE WORLD,

IT'’S THE PREMIERE OF MONDO CATDOG,

AND I KNOW YOU'’RE GOING TO LOVE IT.

- IF THAT LOLA DOESN'’T GET HERE IN FIVE MINUTES,

SHE'’S GONNA BE ONE SORRY LITTLE BIRD.

[laughing]

- FASTER, DOG. FASTER!

- HURRY UP, DOG.

WE CAN'’T BE LATE FOR OUR PREMIERE.

- NOTHING LIKE A GOOD DOCUMENTARY

TO GET YOUR BLOOD PUMPING.

- I DON'’T KNOW.

I LIKE A NICE VIOLENT CARTOON.

AH!

[crowd gasping]

- WHOA!

- I DON'’T WANT TO MAKE YOU NERVOUS,

BUT THIS BETTER BE THE BEST DARN DOCUMENTARY

I'’VE EVER SEEN.

- NOT TO WORRY. IT'’LL BE REAL GOOD.

[projector whirring]

WE ARE ABOUT TO SHOW YOU A CREATURE SO WILD,

SO WEIRD, AND SO DOWNRIGHT BIZARRE

THAT YOU, YES YOU, MAY FEINT.

BEHOLD THE CREATURE CALLED CATDOG.

HALF CAT...

- [snarling]

- HALF DOG.

- [growls]

- ALL BEAST, ALL WILD, AND ALL WEIRD.

THE MORNING BEGINS

WITH THE NEVER ENDING SEARCH FOR FOOD.

- [sniffing]

- [snarls]

- HEIGH-HO, DIGGITY!

THAT'’S MY COPYRIGHTED CATCHPHRASE.

- SHH.

- TWO HEADS MAKE THEM TWICE AS SMART.

AND CATDOG TAKE ADVANTAGE OF EVERY KIND

OF FOREST CAMOUFLAGE.

- [whistles]

KEEP THE CHANGE.

- THEY CRAWL.

THEY CREEP.

THEY EVEN DO THE CHAMELEON.

- I COULD WATCH THIS SCENE FOREVER.

- EVERYONE MEETS AT THE WATERINGHOLE.

- HMM...

- BUT CATDOG KEEPS A EYE OPEN

FOR THE WILD GREASER-SAURUS.

- AH!

- I BASED MY CHARACTER ON MYSELF.

- BUT THERE IS A SOFTER SIDE TO CATDOG.

IN THE SPRING, THE MATING SEASON BEGINS.

THEY SPOT THE RARE FEMALE CATDOG.

- WHOA!

- AHH!

OOF!

- LOVE IS IN THE AIR.

THE MALE CATDOG MUST CHARM HIS POTENTIAL BRIDE

WITH THE EXOTIC MATING DANCE.

- OH, OH, YEAH!

[panting]

- I SMELL WEDDING BELLS.

AND AFTER WEDDING BELLS, WHAT FOLLOWS?

YES, THE PITTER-PATTER OF TINY LITTLE

TEENY-TINY LITTLE CATDOG FEET.

AH, THE BEAUTY OF BIRTH.

A NEW GENERATION OF CATDOGS IS BORN.

- [crying]

MEOWING AND PUKING.

THEY ARE READY TO CARRY ON THE CATDOG TRADITION.

- [crying] - GOO, GOO, GA, GA.

- AND SO, WE LEAVE THE CATDOG--

PROUD, BRAVE, AND REALLY BIZARRE.

- AH!

- TA-DA!

[chuckles]

AHEM.

THIS DOCUMENTARY THING WAS A HUGE MISTAKE.

THEY HATED IT.

I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE MADE A TEEN SLASHER MOVIE.

- [growls]

- WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

- EXIT STATE LEFT!

[shouting]

- GOOD-BYE, CAT.

- GOOD-BYE, DOG.

- GOOD-BYE, CATDOG.

- BRILLIANT!

- YES, GENIUS.

- FANTASTIC!

[cheers and applause]

- LOLA, THAT WAS TERRIFIC.

I LAUGHED. I CRIED.

[blows nose]

- GRACIAS, MR. BOTTOMLINER.

[crowd chanting] CATDOG! CATDOG! CATDOG!

CATDOG! CATDOG! CATDOG!

- THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!

RIGHT, WE GOT TO MAKE THIS GRAVY TRAIN LAST.

- UM, MR. BOTTOMLEANER,

LET'’S TALK SEQUEL.

- YEAH, AND WE'’LL MAKE IT EVEN BIGGER AND BETTER.

- YEAH, WE'’LL EVEN SHOW YOU HOW WE GO P-O-T-T-I-E.

- HERE'’S THE BUCKS FOR THE LIGHTS, CAMERAS,

AND PLENTY OF ACTION.

[happy laughter]

- GEE, CAT, WE SPENT ALL THE MONEY,

AND WE DIDN'’T MAKE A MOVIE.

YOU SURE THIS IS A GOOD THING TO DO?

- OH, DOG, WILL YOU PLEASE JUST RELAX?

HELLO, LOVELY LADIES. - HI.

- OOF! - AH!

- YOU BETTER NOT HAVE SCRATCHED MY NEW BOAT.

BY THE WAY, WHERE'’S MY SEQUEL?

[wacky music]

- ♪ ONE FINE DAY WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪

♪ A BABY WAS BORN AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪

♪ NO BLUE BUNNY, NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪

♪ JUST A FELINE CANINE LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ CATDOG

♪ CATDOG

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD IS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ OUT ON THE ROAD OR BACK IN TOWN ♪

♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS LIVE IN CATDOG TOWN ♪

♪ GOTTA RISE ABOVE IT GOTTA TRY TO GET ALONG ♪

♪ GOTTA WALK TOGETHER GOTTA SING THIS SONG ♪

♪ CATDOG

♪ CATDOG

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD IS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ CATDOG

♪ CATDOG

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD IS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪

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