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♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
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♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
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♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
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♪ JUST A FELINE-CANINE
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
IS THE LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
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♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTIN' CATDOG DOWN ♪
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♪ GOTTA RISE ABOVE IT,
GOTTA TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
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♪ GOTTA WALK TOGETHER,
GOTTA SING THIS SONG ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
IS THE LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
IS THE LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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( humming )
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HMM?
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( inhaling )
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Cat:
MMM... MMM...
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( Cat chuckling and sniffing )
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( inhaling deeply )
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FISH CHILI!
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( Cat laughing maniacally )
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OH, OH...
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OH, BIG, SHINY, RED.
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OH, BOY, CAT.
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WOULDN'T IT BE FUN
TO GET A JOB AS A FIREHOUSE DOG?
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( siren wailing )
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( screaming )
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I WANT TO BE A HERO!
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( Cat coughing )
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OH-HO... BOY.
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( cheering in distance )
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DOG, YOU'VE GOT
IT ALL WRONG.
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WE WANT TO BE FIRE DOG
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BECAUSE IT'S
THE CUSHIEST JOB
IN NEARBURG.
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YOU JUST SIT ON
YOUR DUFF ALL DAY.
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I DID NOT EVEN KNOW
WE HAD A DUFF.
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AW, SURE, IT'S A GOOD ONE.
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PLUS, THEY MAKE A FISH CHILI
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THAT IS TO DIE FOR.
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FIREHOUSE FOOD
IS LEGENDARY.
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GOT ANY THREES?
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GO FISH.
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YEAH? WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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WE WANT TO BE FIREHOUSE DOG,
PLEASE.
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WHAT, WHAT, WHAT-- ARE YOU
TRYING TO MAKE ME LAUGH?
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NO.
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OH, GOOD,
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT FUNNY.
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FIRST OF ALL, WE ALREADY
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HAVE A FIREHOUSE DOG.
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( growls )
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AND SECOND OF ALL,
IT'S A FIREHOUSE DOG
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NOT A FIREHOUSE CATDOG.
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WHY, YOU'RE NOT EVEN FIT
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TO MOP THE FLOOR IN HERE.
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HOLD IT, HOLD IT.
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I WAS JUST KIDDING.
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OF COURSE YOU'RE FIT
TO MOP THE FLOOR.
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FORGET IT. RIGHT, CAT?
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WRONG, DOG.
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DON'T YOU SEE?
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THIS WAY
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WE'LL NEVER ACTUALLY
HAVE TO RISK OUR NECKS
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AND WE'LL STILL
GET THAT DELICIOUS
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FISH CHILI.
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( whimpers )
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OH...
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THAT SMELLS CHILI-LICIOUS.
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COME AND GET IT.
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HERE I COME, BABY.
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DON'T THEY HAVE
A WEIGHT REQUIREMENT?
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NEXT.
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WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?
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CHILI'S FOR
FIREFIGHTERS ONLY.
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OUT OF MY WAY, FOUR EYES.
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NOW, GET BACK TO WORK.
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WHEN YOU FINISH POLISHING
THE POLE AND GREASING THE TRUCK
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I WANT YOU TO POLISH THE TRUCK
AND GREASE THE POLE.
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YES, SIR.
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OKAY, LUBE
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WE GIVE UP.
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YEAH, SO COME OUT,
COME OUT
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WHEREVER YOU ARE
ALREADY.
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DUH... I CAN'T.
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I'M STUCK IN THE THING
WITH THE LEAVES.
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CAT, NORMALLY
I LIKE STINKY STUFF
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BUT THIS STINKS
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AND IN A BAD WAY.
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LET'S GO HOME.
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NOT UNTIL I GET SOME
OF THAT FISH CHILI.
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( rings )
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NEARBURG FIRE STATION--
YOU LIGHT 'EM, WE FIGHT 'EM.
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UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
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EH? UH-HUH.
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LUBE'S IN THE TREE AGAIN,
LET'S ROLL.
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OOH! OH! OOH!
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CAN WE GO,
CAN WE GO?
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PLEASE, CAN WE GO,
CAN WE GO?
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WELL... NO.
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AND WHEN WE GET BACK
THIS PLACE BETTER BE SPOTLESS.
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AND DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT THE CHILI--
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IT'S UNDER LOCK AND KEY.
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( alarm )
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DARN, WE MISSED OUR BIG CHANCE.
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AND THEY LOCKED UP
YOUR CHILI.
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PLEASE, THEY HAVEN'T
INVENTED THE SAFE
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THAT COULD KEEP OUT
YOURS TRULY.
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DIXIE, I'M TAKING YOU OUT
OF THE STARTING ROTATION.
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NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
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I STILL GOT PLENTY OF
GOOD MILK LEFT IN ME.
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SORRY. I'M SENDING YOU
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TO THE BULLPEN.
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( disco music plays )(bull moos)
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I WAS A TOP MILK
PRODUCER FOR YEARS
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AND THIS IS THE
THANKS I GET?
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WHERE'S THE LOYALTY?
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OOPSIE.
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SHOW ME THE CHILI.
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( alarm )
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I DIDN'T DO IT!
I WAS JUST...
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WAIT, CAT, WAIT!
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THAT IS THE MAXIMUM
IMPORTANT, URGENT
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CRITICAL FIRE ALARM
SIREN BELL KLAXON.
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OH.
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OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE.
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WE GOT TO GET OVER THERE.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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LOOK OUT!
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( imitating siren )
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( yelling )
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THIS IS FUN.
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( yelling )
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HELP US, PLEASE.
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HELP US.
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KEEP CALM, I'LL SAVE YOU.
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OW, OW, OOH.
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HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT.
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IT'S USELESS, CAT.
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WE CAN'T HELP.
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OH, THE HUMIDITY.
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ALL RIGHT, YOU JUST GET
A HOLD OF YOURSELF, DOG.
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WE CAN DO THIS.
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WE'VE JUST GOT TO STAY CALM.
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NOW...
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FOLLOW ME!
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OKAY, BITE DOWN.
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SO, WATER
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WE MEET AGAIN.
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( mooing )
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COME ON, CAT, HURRY,
I SMELL HAMBURGER.
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DO IT FOR THE COWS
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DO IT FOR THE COWS,
DO IT FOR THE COWS.
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IF THIS WORKS, I BETTER BE
GETTING FREE MILK
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FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
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YOU READY?
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( yelling )
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BACK
AT THE FIREHOUSE CLEANING UP.
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WE WERE, BUT DUTY CALLED.
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WE GOT A CALL FROM DUTY.
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YOU'RE FIRED!
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WHICH REMINDS ME, HAVE YOU SEEN
A FIRE AROUND HERE?
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ABOUT THIS BIG, VERY HOT?
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YOU SAVED OUR LIVES!
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YOU SAVED MY FARM.
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LET'S HEAR IT FOR CATDOG.
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HOORAY.
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OKAY, MAYBE YOU'RE NOT FIRED.
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AND SO, FOR
EXTRAORDINARY COURAGE--
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EVEN IF THIS PLACE
IS STILL A MESS--
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I BESTOW UPON CATDOG
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THIS MEDAL.
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( applause )
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I WOULD LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE
WHO MADE THIS POSSIBLE.
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DIXIE, FOR
STARTING THE FIRE.
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ZIP IT, FIREDOG.
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LISTEN, CHIEF
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YOU KNOW WHAT
I'D REALLY LIKE
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IS SOME OF THAT SWEET
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FIREHOUSE FISH CHILI.
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OH, WHAT THE HECK.
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IT'S PROBABLY GONE
BAD BY NOW, ANYWAY.
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HI-HO DIGGITY!
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HEY, THAT'S MY CATCHPHRASE.
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OOH.
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( sniffs )
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FINALLY, THE HOLY GRAIL
OF CHILI.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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UH, NEEDS HOT SAUCE.
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NOW, CAREFUL, DOG.
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YOU BETTER NOT...
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WHOA.
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NOW IT HAS GOT
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WHANG.
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AH! HEY, WHAT THE?
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UH-OH.
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( alarm )
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CATDOG!
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I'M GOING TO WRING
YOUR NECK.
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I MEAN, NECKS.
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WHATEVER.
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TONIGHT AT RANCID RABBIT'S
NEARBURG SQUARE GARDEN--
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AVAILABLE FOR ALL OCCASIONS
AT REASONABLE RATES--
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THE NEARBURG DOG SHOW.
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See the classiest canines
competing for a trip
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to exotic Tropicali.
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TROPICALI?
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OH, I'D GIVE ANYTHING
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TO GO TO THAT
BEAUTIFUL ISLAND PARADISE.
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I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO ENTER A DOG SHOW.
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BUT, CAT, WE'RE NOT A DOG.
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DETAILS, DETAILS,
MY GOOD MAN.
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FOLLOW ME.
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NOW, I'VE GOT
THE BRAINS
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AND YOU'VE GOT
THE BRAWN
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TO WIN THIS
COMPETITION.
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WE JUST HAVE
TO LOOK LIKE A
REAL SHOW DOG.
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FRENCH POODLE?
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NON.
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GERMAN SHEPHERD?
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NEIN.
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BOXER?
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YO, DOG, THIS AIN'T
GONNA WORK.
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AH!
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SOPHISTICATED, YET PLAYFUL.
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PERFECT-O-RAMA.
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TROPICALI, HERE WE COME.
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Cat:
MAN, THIS PLACE IS
CHOCK FULL OF... DOGS.
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YEAH, AND THESE ARE
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THE FANCIEST-LOOKING DOGS
I'VE EVER SEEN.
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NOW, DON'T PSYCH
YOURSELF OUT.
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YOU'RE JUST AS FANCY
AS ANY ONE OF THEM.
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Rancid:
SHAKE A LEG, BOYS.
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I'VE GOT A MONSTER TRUCK RALLY
COMING IN HERE IN TWO HOURS.
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NOW, DOG, REMEMBER
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THE MOST IMPORTANT
THING-- SMILE.
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( grunts )
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BIGGER.
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YOU CALL THAT A SMILE?
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( grunting )
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PERFECT.
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MY JAW IS
GOING NUMB, CAT.
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CAT? WHERE'S A CAT?
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WHO LET A CAT IN HERE?
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( all growling )
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BIG DOGS, SCARY DOGS.
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DO SOMETHING!
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DID I SAY "CAT"?
256
00:14:31,433 --> 00:14:33,333
I MEANT TO SAY
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00:14:33,533 --> 00:14:36,666
ANOTHER WORD OTHER THAN "CAT"
THAT I CAN'T THINK OF RIGHT NOW.
258
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AFGHANS, HEH.
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00:14:38,433 --> 00:14:40,100
NOW, STEP ASIDE.
260
00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:43,333
DARCY DE WINTER HAS ARRIVED.
261
00:14:43,533 --> 00:14:46,633
I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU ALL EVEN BOTHER TO SHOW UP.
262
00:14:46,833 --> 00:14:48,500
THE TROPHY'S MINE.
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00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:50,933
DON'T WE HAVE TO HAVE
THE COMPETITION FIRST?
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00:14:51,133 --> 00:14:53,800
ONLY IF YOU LIKE THE TASTE
OF SHAMEFUL DEFEAT.
265
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,800
DOES THAT COME WITH DE-GRAVY?
266
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,600
LET'S GET THIS
OVER WITH.
267
00:15:05,533 --> 00:15:07,266
AND DON'T FORGET, FOLKS
268
00:15:07,466 --> 00:15:10,066
POPCORN IS ONLY TEN BUCKS
A HANDFUL.
269
00:15:10,266 --> 00:15:13,966
AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
LET'S MEET OUR FABULOUS JUDGES:
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SUPERSTAR ACTOR
MEAN BOB.
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00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:20,933
HI, I'M MEAN BOB AND I'M MAD.
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00:15:21,133 --> 00:15:24,033
BASEBALL GREAT MURRAY
"THE MULE" MARCONI.
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00:15:24,233 --> 00:15:26,366
THIS IS THE WORLD SERIES
OF DOG SHOWS.
274
00:15:26,566 --> 00:15:28,600
THE WHOLE THING'S A GRAND SLAM.
275
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,233
EVERYONE'S AN ALL-STAR.
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00:15:30,433 --> 00:15:32,233
ENOUGH WITH THE BASEBALL,
MURRAY.
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00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:34,000
( groans )
278
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:38,866
AND FINALLY, CHAMPION DOG
BREEDER CAMILLA BOWLESWORTH.
279
00:15:39,066 --> 00:15:40,666
OH, THANK YOU, RANCIE.
280
00:15:40,866 --> 00:15:43,900
AND MAY I COMPLIMENT YOU
ON YOUR GLOSSY COAT?
281
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:45,866
YOU MAY AND YOU DID.
282
00:15:46,066 --> 00:15:48,833
WE'LL BEGIN WITH OUR QUESTION-
AND-ANSWER SEGMENT.
283
00:15:49,033 --> 00:15:51,533
CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE.
284
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:54,233
WHO IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON
IN YOUR LIFE AND WHY?
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00:15:54,433 --> 00:15:55,966
THAT WOULD BE ME.
286
00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:58,533
( audience murmuring )
287
00:15:58,733 --> 00:16:00,933
I MEAN, THAT'D BE MY MAMA
288
00:16:01,133 --> 00:16:04,533
BECAUSE SHE RAISED US ALL
WITH GOOD MORALS.
289
00:16:04,733 --> 00:16:06,000
I LOVE YOU, MAMA.
290
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,666
( cheers )
291
00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:10,533
BUT THAT DOG HAS
AN ENGLISH ACCENT.
292
00:16:10,733 --> 00:16:12,266
YOU SEE, DOG?
293
00:16:12,466 --> 00:16:14,300
THAT'S THE SECRET TO
WINNING THESE CONTESTS--
294
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:15,733
YOU HAVE TO LIE.
295
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,533
BUT I DON'T WANT
TO LIE.
296
00:16:17,733 --> 00:16:18,800
ARE YOU AN AFGHAN?
297
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,433
NO.
298
00:16:20,633 --> 00:16:21,866
THEN TOO LATE--
YOU'RE ALREADY LYING.
299
00:16:22,066 --> 00:16:23,033
NOW, THEN
300
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,033
LET'S WIN THIS THING.
301
00:16:25,233 --> 00:16:26,733
DARCY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO
302
00:16:26,933 --> 00:16:28,633
IF YOU WERE
PRESIDENT?
303
00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:31,833
WELL, ANY IDIOT COULD ANSWER
THAT ONE...
304
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:34,466
I MEAN, WHY, I'D SHELTER
THE HOMELESS
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00:16:34,666 --> 00:16:36,633
AND BRING ABOUT WORLD PEACE.
306
00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:40,100
( applause and cheers )
307
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,800
CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE
308
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,400
IF YOU HAD ONE WISH,
WHAT WOULD IT BE?
309
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:47,800
I WOULD WISH
FOR A GIANT MEAT,
MEAT, MEATY BONE.
310
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,033
( shocked gasps )
311
00:16:49,233 --> 00:16:50,633
OH, HE'S SO SELFISH.
312
00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:52,333
HE ONLY THINKS
OF HIMSELF.
313
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:53,266
DOG!
314
00:16:53,466 --> 00:16:55,100
DOH-EE!
315
00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:58,233
I WISH FOR A BONE
316
00:16:58,433 --> 00:17:00,200
AND THEN I WOULD
SHARE THAT BONE
317
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,666
WITH ALL THE HUNGRY,
BONE-EATING DOGS
OF THE WORLD.
318
00:17:02,866 --> 00:17:04,233
( cheers and applause )
319
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:07,566
WHEW.
320
00:17:07,766 --> 00:17:12,000
THAT WAS CLOSE.
321
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,866
NOT BAD, BUT SEE
HOW WELL YOU DO
322
00:17:15,066 --> 00:17:17,400
IN THE SWIMSUIT
COMPETITION.
323
00:17:17,599 --> 00:17:20,400
WE LOOK PRETTY
GOSH-DARN GOOD
IN A SWIMSUIT
324
00:17:20,599 --> 00:17:21,966
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
325
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,200
"WE"?
326
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,966
I MEAN, ME.
327
00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:28,666
ME LOOK PRETTY GOOD
IN A SWIMSUIT, UG.
328
00:17:28,866 --> 00:17:32,266
AH, THEY'LL LET
ANYONE IN THESE
COMPETITIONS.
329
00:17:32,466 --> 00:17:34,733
EXCUSE ME.
330
00:17:34,933 --> 00:17:37,833
I ALWAYS OIL UP
IN PRIVATE.
331
00:17:38,033 --> 00:17:41,200
AND NOW, PLEASE PUT
YOUR PAWS TOGETHER
332
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:45,433
FOR OUR FABULOUS FURRY FRIENDS
IN THEIR SWIMSUITS.
333
00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:06,300
OH, THIS IS SO DEGRADING.
334
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:09,266
I DISAGREE.
I AM PROUD OF OUR BODY.
335
00:18:13,066 --> 00:18:14,766
I THINK THAT ONE
MAY HAVE WORMS.
336
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,166
WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL.
337
00:18:22,366 --> 00:18:23,600
FABULOUS SWIMSUITS, DOGS.
338
00:18:26,666 --> 00:18:28,466
I DON'T THINK THAT'S
REGULATION SWIMWEAR.
339
00:18:28,666 --> 00:18:30,100
WHAT'S GOING ON?
340
00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:31,733
DOG, WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT
OF HERE.
341
00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:34,033
THESE DOGS
ARE GETTING SUSPICIOUS.
342
00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:35,966
AND NOW, THE MOMENT
YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
343
00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:36,933
THE TALENT COMPETITION.
344
00:18:39,233 --> 00:18:39,900
( yawning )
345
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:42,700
( snoring )
346
00:18:47,366 --> 00:18:53,300
OH, CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE.
347
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,533
( clears throat )
348
00:18:56,900 --> 00:19:00,366
LUDWIGGY VAN BEERHOVEN'S
MOONLIGHT SINATRA.
349
00:19:03,466 --> 00:19:05,200
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
350
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,700
( playing Third Movement
of "Moonlight Sonata" )
351
00:19:24,533 --> 00:19:27,766
I SAW A GUY BUNT
WITH HIS FOREHEAD ONCE
352
00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:30,900
BUT I AIN'T NEVER SEEN NO ONE
PLAY THE PIANO WITH HIS BUTT.
353
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:40,766
( cheers )
354
00:19:40,966 --> 00:19:42,466
THAT WAS SO GOOD!
355
00:19:42,666 --> 00:19:45,233
DOG, I THINK WE'RE GOING
TO WIN THIS PUPPY.
356
00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:47,533
OH, WE GET A PUPPY, TOO?
357
00:19:47,733 --> 00:19:49,533
WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
358
00:19:49,733 --> 00:19:53,966
I, TOO, WILL PLAY
BEETHOVEN'S MOONLIGHT SONATA.
359
00:19:54,166 --> 00:19:57,133
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.
360
00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:58,966
AND AT THE SAME TIME
361
00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:00,900
I WILL PERFORM
QUADRUPLE-BYPASS HEART SURGERY.
362
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:01,600
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
363
00:20:16,933 --> 00:20:19,366
( gasps of amazement )
364
00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:21,133
( cheers )
365
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:24,133
WOW! HE DIDN'T EVEN GET
THE PIANO KEYS BLOODY.
366
00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:26,600
GOOD-BYE, TROPICALI.
367
00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:33,666
THE WINNER OF THE NEARBURG DOG
SHOW IS
368
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:35,133
( drum roll )
369
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:36,633
CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE:
370
00:20:36,833 --> 00:20:41,966
THE AWESOME AFGHAN.
371
00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:45,966
YOU JUST CAN'T BEAT A GUY
WHO PLAYS WITH HIS BUTT.
372
00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:47,000
WE DID IT.
373
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:47,866
WE DID IT.
374
00:20:49,866 --> 00:20:51,466
WELL, WHAT DO YOU GOT
TO SAY?
375
00:20:51,666 --> 00:20:57,533
UM, I'VE GOT TO SAY
I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS.
376
00:20:57,733 --> 00:20:58,800
( gasping )
377
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,600
DOG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
378
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:03,466
I DIDN'T WIN THIS
FAIR AND SQUARE.
379
00:21:03,666 --> 00:21:05,533
SEE, I'M NOT REALLY AN AFGHAN.
380
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:09,633
( grunts )
381
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,100
I'M A CATDOG.
382
00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:12,300
( gasping )
383
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,100
DOG!
384
00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:16,800
CATDOG! I SHOULD HAVE
RECOGNIZED YOU
385
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,633
IN THAT BATHING SUIT.
386
00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:21,333
THE TROPHY GOES
TO DARCY DE WINTER--
387
00:21:21,533 --> 00:21:23,266
PUREBRED TO PERFECTION;
388
00:21:23,466 --> 00:21:26,300
THE EPITOME OF POISE, CLASS
AND SOPHISTICATION.
389
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:27,766
GET THAT CAT!
390
00:21:27,966 --> 00:21:29,533
GET THAT CAT!
391
00:21:31,266 --> 00:21:33,500
DOGS, CONTROL YOURSELVES.
392
00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:36,066
YOU'RE PURE BREEDS.
393
00:21:36,266 --> 00:21:37,400
MURRAY, I THINK
I'M GOING TO FAINT.
394
00:21:45,433 --> 00:21:48,533
SAY YOUR PRAYERS, KITTY CAT.
395
00:21:48,733 --> 00:21:49,833
REALLY? COULD I?
396
00:21:50,033 --> 00:21:50,800
IT'LL JUST TAKE A MINUTE.
397
00:21:58,033 --> 00:21:59,033
( silence )
398
00:21:59,233 --> 00:22:01,066
( pained howls )
399
00:22:01,266 --> 00:22:02,733
ENOUGH'S ENOUGH.
400
00:22:02,933 --> 00:22:05,533
YOUR BEHAVIOR IS
TOTALLY DISGRACEFUL
401
00:22:05,733 --> 00:22:07,700
AND AS FOR YOU TWO...
402
00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:09,300
WE JUST WANTED TO WIN.
403
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:10,366
WE WERE WRONG.
404
00:22:10,566 --> 00:22:12,133
WE'RE SORRY.
405
00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:13,466
I REALLY WOULD HAVE SHARED
MY BIG BONE
406
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,133
WITH ALL THE HUNGRY DOGS.
407
00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:17,966
WHY, I'VE NEVER SEEN
SUCH HONESTY
408
00:22:18,166 --> 00:22:20,233
IN A DOG SHOW BEFORE.
409
00:22:20,433 --> 00:22:23,300
AND PLAYING WITH HIS BUTT,
DON'T FORGET THAT.
410
00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:26,133
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
LET'S FINISH THIS THING.
411
00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:29,200
CONGRATULATIONS,
YOU'RE THE BEST CATDOG IN SHOW.
412
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,466
NOW, SKEDADDLE.
413
00:22:30,666 --> 00:22:32,666
IT'S MONSTER TRUCK TIME.
414
00:22:32,866 --> 00:22:35,766
LOOK AT THAT, CAT-- WE DID IT!
415
00:22:35,966 --> 00:22:38,966
TROPICALI, HERE WE COME!
416
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,200
TROPICALI
417
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:44,733
DOG HOTEL.
418
00:22:44,933 --> 00:22:47,133
( chuckling )
419
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:48,900
MY WORST NIGHTMARE
HAS COME TRUE.
420
00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:50,966
AW, CHEER UP.
421
00:22:51,166 --> 00:22:54,133
IT'S ONLY FOR ANOTHER
NINE FUN-FILLED
DAYS AND NIGHTS, CAT.
422
00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:56,400
DID SOMEONE SAY "CAT"?
423
00:23:05,766 --> 00:23:07,533
♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
424
00:23:07,733 --> 00:23:09,400
♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
425
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,200
♪ NO BLUE BUG,
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
426
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,033
♪ JUST A FELINE-CANINE
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
427
00:23:13,233 --> 00:23:14,566
♪ CATDOG ♪
428
00:23:14,766 --> 00:23:17,000
♪ CATDOG ♪
429
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,966
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
IS THE LITTLE CATDOG ♪
430
00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:22,166
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
431
00:23:22,366 --> 00:23:24,100
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTIN' CATDOG DOWN ♪
432
00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:26,200
♪ GOTTA RISE ABOVE IT,
GOTTA TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
433
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:27,700
♪ GOTTA WALK TOGETHER,
GOTTA SING THIS SONG ♪
434
00:23:27,900 --> 00:23:29,433
♪ CATDOG ♪
435
00:23:29,633 --> 00:23:31,733
♪ CATDOG ♪
436
00:23:31,933 --> 00:23:34,433
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
IS THE LITTLE CATDOG ♪
437
00:23:34,633 --> 00:23:35,533
♪ CATDOG ♪
438
00:23:35,733 --> 00:23:36,533
♪ CATDOG ♪
439
00:23:36,733 --> 00:23:37,633
♪ CATDOG ♪
440
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,266
♪ CATDOG ♪
441
00:23:39,466 --> 00:23:41,200
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
IS THE LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
442
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,300
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00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:45,333
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