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♪ ONE FINE DAY,
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
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♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
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♪ NO BLUE BUZZARD,
NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
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♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
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♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
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♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
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♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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♪ CATDOG... ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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Man:
AND THAT CONCLUDES OUR TOUR
OF THE MAJESTIC HALL OF CATS
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HERE AT THE NEARBURG MUSEUM
OF REALLY OLD STUFF.
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AMAZING...
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AH, IT'S LIKE
I'M ALWAYS TELLING YOU
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CATS HAVE A RICH
AND NOBLE HISTORY.
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YEAH, HOW COME YOU
NEVER SEE ANY
GREAT PAINTINGS
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OR STOP TO READ THINGY-
DINGIES OF DOGS, CAT?
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BECAUSE THERE WEREN'T
ANY GREAT DOGS.
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Guide:
UH, NOT QUITE CORRECT.
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FOLLOW ME.
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THE PAINTING
THIS GENTLEMAN
IS RESTORING
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WAS DONE BY THE ROYAL
PORTRAIT ARTIST
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IN THE COURT
OF KING RANCID THE PORTLY.
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HI-HO-DIGGITY!
A ROYAL PORTRAIT.
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THAT MUST HAVE BEEN
ONE GREAT DOG, CAT.
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HMM... WELL,
IF HE WAS A GREAT DOG
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THEN YOU CAN BET THAT THERE WAS
AN EVEN GREATER CAT BEHIND HIM.
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FUNNY YOU SHOULD
MENTION IT.
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IT WAS BACK IN THE DAYS
OF MERRY OLD ENGLAND...
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Dog:
MMM, NUMMY, NUMMY, NUMMY
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NUMMY, NUMMY PERSIMMONONS!
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IF YOU MUST EAT TRASH,
AT LEAST WASH IT FIRST.
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I DON'T WANT TO CATCH
THE PLAGUE AGAIN.
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RIGHTY-HO, CAT.
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UGH, MY LUCK
TO BE BORN LOWER-CLASS.
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THAT'S THE KIND OF LIFE
WE SHOULD BE LIVING.
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LOOK, CAT,
IT'S A PARADE!
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NO, IT'S NOT A PARADE.
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IT'S KING RANCID
AND HIS ROYAL HOUNDS
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HEADING FOR A ROYAL FOX HUNT.
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NOW, THAT IS WHAT
I CALL THE GOOD LIFE.
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( fanfare playing )
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BY ORDER OF THE KING--
THAT'S ME--
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THERE WILL BE AN OPEN CALL
TO JOIN THE ROYAL HOUNDS
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TOMORROW AT NOON AT MY PLACE--
YOU KNOW, THE PALACE.
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THAT'S IT, DOG.
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YOU CAN BECOME
A ROYAL HOUND!
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OOH, IT'S
THE GARBAGE PICKERS!
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I THINK I SAW A PIECE
OF ROTTEN MEAT
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WITH A SIDE OF MAGGOTS
OUT BEHIND THE PALACE.
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( laughing )
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YEAH, GET IT WHILE IT'S MOLDY.
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YEAH... MOLDY.
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OH, THEY SURE
SEEM HAPPY.
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WELL, OF COURSE THEY'RE HAPPY.
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A ROYAL HOUND GETS
TO LIVE IN THE PALACE
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SLEEP TILL NOON
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WITH MANICURES AND FRESH MUTTON
AND COLD KIDNEY PIES.
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BUT I LIKE OUR LIFE, CAT--
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NO PRESSURE,
PLENTY OF GARBAGE TO EAT.
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AH, THAT'S IT, DOG!
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YOU CAN BECOME A ROYAL HOUND!
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SURE, YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY ROYAL BLOOD, BUT SO WHAT?
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WITH THE PROPER TRAINING
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I CAN LIVE THE LIFE
I WAS MEANT TO LIVE.
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WHAT'D YOU SAY, CAT?
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NOBODY SAID IT
WAS GOING TO BE EASY.
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ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP,
DOG, I MEAN...
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( in hoity-toity voice ):
LISTEN UP, DOG.
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TO BE A ROYAL HOUND,
YOU NEED TWO THINGS:
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TO BE ROYAL
AND TO BE A HOUND.
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SO FAR, YOU'RE
"O" FOR TWO.
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RIGHT!
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I'M GOING TO CHANGE ALL THAT
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THANKS TO MY SPECIALLY DESIGNED
ROYAL-HOUND-TRAINING-
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ME-FINALLY-LIVING-IN-THE-LAP-
OF-LUXURY OBSTACLE COURSE.
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RIGHT!
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YOU START HERE,
FOLLOW THE COURSE
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AND SIMPLY TRACK DOWN
THIS PATHETIC CREATURE.
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HEY, WATCH
THE WISECRACKS
AND LIGHTEN UP--
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YOU'RE CRUMPLING
MY EARS.
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OH, HI, WINSLOW.
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AFTER THIS, I'M GOING TO NEED
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A MERRY OLD THERAPIST.
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ALL RIGHT, NOW
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YOU WILL BE GIVEN
A HEAD START.
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NOW, GO, MAN,
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
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THE THINGS I DO
FOR FARTHINGS.
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SO, NOW
I CATCH HIM, RIGHT?
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NO!
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TUT, TUT, TUT
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NOT SO FAST.
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YOU HAVE TO DO IT... ROYALLY.
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( chuckling )
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READY WHEN YOU ARE,
YOUR ROYAL TRAINER-NESS, SIR.
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Cat:
SEE, IF YOU CATCH WINSLOW
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WITHOUT SPILLING A DROP
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YOU'LL BE WORTHY
OF BEING CALLED
A ROYAL HOUND.
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TALLY-HI-HO-DIGGITY!
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WATCH THE TEA, WATCH THE TEA!
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( yells )
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( panting )
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( rumbling )
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( screams )
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( growling )
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OKAY, OKAY, YOU GOT ME.
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HUH?
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GOOD WORK, DOG.
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SAY, IS THAT TEA?
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( slurping )
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( in affected voice ):
TO BE MORE PRECISE
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IT'S A CUP OF STEAMING HOT
LAPSANG SOUCHONG
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SUFFUSED WITH THE SMOKE-FILLED
FLAVOR OF FIRE OF TIBET.
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GOOD WORK,
ROYAL DOG.
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REALLY?
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OH, YEAH...
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WE ARE READY!
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OOH... THIS IS IT,
DOG-- THE PALACE!
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STILL FEELING ROYAL?
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I GUESS SO, BUT LOOK
AT ALL THESE DOGS.
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( dogs warming up their voices )
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OH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THE COMPETITION.
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THIS IS WHAT
YOU'VE TRAINED FOR.
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THIS IS MY...
YOUR BIG CHANCE.
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RIGHT!
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I THOUGHT I'D START
WITH THE POUNCE
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FLOW INTO THE SNARL
AND END WITH FOX UP A TREE.
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OOH, I LIKE IT.
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OR... MAYBE
I SHOULD GO:
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SNARL, POUNCE, THEN TREE.
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UM, THEY'RE ALSO GOOD.
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AND IT'D BE A SHAME
NOT TO SHOW KING RANCID
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MY TEARING-FOX-TO-SHREDS-WHILE-
EMBROIDERING-THE-ROYAL-CREST.
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OH, SAVE THAT
FOR THE ENCORE.
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( trumpets blowing fanfare )
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OKAY, GET READY.
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HERE COMES THE KING.
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( fanfare finishes )
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NO, NO.
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UM, NOT YOU, NO.
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WON'T DO.
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YOU NEITHER.
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( growling )
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THIS ONE HAS REAL POTENTIAL.
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REPORT TO THE ROYAL
FOX FIELDS AT DAWN.
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( yawns )
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NOW, TAKE ME
TO MY ROYAL CHAMBERS.
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I FEEL A ROYAL NAP COMING ON.
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( trumpets playing
as losers grumble )
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I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
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Cat:
DOG, WE DID IT.
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MY EXPERT TRAINING
TURNED YOU
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FROM A POUND POOCH
TO A ROYAL HOUND.
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SOON WE'LL BE LIVING
THE ROYAL HIGH LIFE!
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YOU SEE, IT WAS ALL
THE CAT'S DOING.
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BEHIND EVERY GREAT DOG
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THERE'S AN EVEN
GREATER CAT--
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END OF STORY.
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NO, IT'S NOT.
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THERE'S MORE
TO THE STORY.
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AHH, IT'S
THE ROYAL LIFESTYLE
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FROM HERE ON
IN, DOG.
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CHASE A COUPLE OF FOXES
IN THE MORNING
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SPEND THE AFTERNOON
KICKING BACK BY THE PALACE POOL.
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WHERE IS EVERYONE?
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IT'S ALREADY A QUARTER
AFTER THE ROYAL CRACK OF DAWN.
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( horses neighing )
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AH, GOOD MORN TO YOU,
YOUR ROYALNESS, SIR.
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SO, WHEN DOES
THE BIG HUNT START?
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YOUR NEWEST AND MOST
HIGHLY TRAINED ROYAL HOUND
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IS RARING TO GO.
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THE BIG HUNT STARTS RIGHT NOW!
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YOU WILL BE GIVEN
A TEN-MINUTE HEAD START.
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HMM, TEN MINUTES? ALL RIGHT!
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TEN, I'M... I'M NOT SURE
I UNDERSTAND, MATE.
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DIDN'T YOU
GET IT, FREAK?
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WE AIN'T HUNTING FOXES,
WE'RE HUNTING CATDOGS!
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( others laughing )
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( screaming )
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HEY, BETTER START RUNNING
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IF YOU KNOWS
WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
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( yelling )
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( panting )
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DON'T WORRY, DOG, IT OBVIOUSLY
ALL TURNS OUT FINE.
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WHY ELSE WOULD DOG
HAVE HIS PAINTING DONE
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BY THE ROYAL
PORTRAIT ARTIST?
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( gasps )
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HEY, CAT, YOU'RE IN IT, TOO.
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ISN'T THAT NEAT?
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( screams )
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( sneezes )
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DON'T TAKE IT
SO HARD, CAT.
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AT LEAST WE'RE LIVING
IN THE ROYAL PALACE.
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DON'T SAY
ANOTHER WORD.
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( sighs )
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IT SURE IS
A BEAUTIFUL DAY, HUH, CAT?
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DOG, DAYS LIKE THIS MAKE ME
FEEL COMPLETE, YOU KNOW?
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LIKE THERE'S ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING MISSING IN MY LIFE.
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OH, MAMA!
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HUH?!
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WHAT YOU SAID.
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THAT IS THE MOST
CAPTIVATING CREATURE
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I'VE EVER SEEN
IN MY LIFE.
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AND SHE'S EATING PORK!
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( sighs )
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APRICOT-GLAZED HAM.
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AND LISTENING
TO OPERA.
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OH, M-M-M... MOZART!
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( yelling )
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HOWDY, BOYS, I WAS WATCHING
YOU FROM ACROSS THE PARK.
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I LIKE
YOUR STYLE.
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HAM?
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THANKS!
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AND YOU LOOK LIKE YOU MIGHT
WANT TO HELP ME SING AN ARIA.
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"ARIA" KIDDING ME?
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YOU READ MY MIND.
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Both:
♪ NON PIU ANDRAI,
FARFALLONE AMOROSO ♪
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♪ NOTTE E GIORNO
D'INTORNO GIRANDO ♪
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♪ DELLE BELLE TURBANDO
IL RIPOSO ♪
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♪ NARCISSETTO ADONCINO D'AMOR. ♪
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WOW, WHAT A MELODIOUS
ALTO SOPRANO!
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WHY, THANK YOU.
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HEY, WHO WANTS TO PLAY FETCH?
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FETCH! FETCH,
FETCH! FETCH!
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( grunting )
235
00:14:29,633 --> 00:14:34,333
BEAUTY, HAM AND
A MAJOR-LEAGUE ARM.
236
00:14:34,533 --> 00:14:37,733
( inhales and
exhales deeply )
237
00:14:37,933 --> 00:14:40,366
( Dog panting, Cat groaning )
238
00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:50,733
( grunts )
239
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:53,833
ANOTHER PERFECT GAME OF FETCH.
240
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,666
( Cat yelling )
241
00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:00,300
WHOA!
242
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:05,533
Cat:
WHERE'D SHE GO?
243
00:15:12,633 --> 00:15:14,866
( bell ringing )
244
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:20,400
Clergyman:
DEARLY BELOVED
245
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,966
I AM SO GLAD
YOU'RE ALL HERE TODAY
246
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:26,066
TO PARTICIPATE IN THE JOY
BETWEEN THIS CAT AND DOG
247
00:15:26,266 --> 00:15:28,066
AND JOIN THEM TOGETHER--
248
00:15:28,266 --> 00:15:30,933
EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE
ALREADY JOINED TOGETHER--
249
00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:32,400
WITH THEIR LOVELY BRIDE.
250
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,866
AND I KNOW THAT YOU'LL HOPE
251
00:15:35,066 --> 00:15:38,166
EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM
HAS A LOVELY TIME.
252
00:15:38,366 --> 00:15:40,466
YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE.
253
00:15:44,633 --> 00:15:47,366
OH, NO,
I TASTED CAT!
DOG LIPS!
DOG LIPS!
254
00:15:47,566 --> 00:15:50,200
UM... NIGHTY-NIGHT.
255
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:53,400
MM-HMM, DON'T LET
THE BANANA SLUGS BITE.
256
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,966
( snoring )
257
00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:01,133
( quietly ):
OKAY, LET'S SEE...
258
00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:02,700
UM, "ROSES ARE RED
259
00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:04,233
"VIOLETS ARE BLUE
260
00:16:04,433 --> 00:16:06,333
"MY PAWS ARE SWEATING
261
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:09,733
SO EITHER I HAVE TUBERCULOSIS
OR I'M IN LOVE... WITH YOU."
262
00:16:09,933 --> 00:16:11,266
( chuckling )
263
00:16:12,633 --> 00:16:14,400
( typing continues )
264
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:21,033
UH... "WE BELONG TOGETHER
LIKE A SPOON AND A FORK.
265
00:16:21,233 --> 00:16:24,833
WE BOTH LOVE FETCH
AND WE BOTH LOVE PORK."
266
00:16:25,033 --> 00:16:27,000
( chuckling )
267
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,400
( both clearing throats )
268
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:29,433
OH!
269
00:16:29,633 --> 00:16:30,566
OH! MY, YEAH!
270
00:16:30,766 --> 00:16:31,933
( yawning )
271
00:16:32,133 --> 00:16:32,966
OH, GOSH,
GOOD NIGHT.
272
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:33,866
SWEET DREAMS.
273
00:16:34,066 --> 00:16:35,200
NIGHT!
274
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,600
( pretending to snore )
275
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:37,533
YEAH, I'M
SLEEPING NOW.
276
00:16:41,966 --> 00:16:42,966
OH! BEAUTIFUL DAY.
277
00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:44,366
NICE CLOUDS, EH?
278
00:16:44,566 --> 00:16:45,466
SUNNY, BRISK--
CUTE KIDS.
279
00:16:45,666 --> 00:16:46,300
WHERE IS SHE?
280
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:52,033
HEY, DOG, UM...
HOW ABOUT A NICE, UH...?
281
00:16:52,233 --> 00:16:53,666
Dog:
SWING, SWING
282
00:16:53,866 --> 00:16:55,400
SWINGY, SWING, SWING,
SWINGY, SWING...
283
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:59,366
HI, MYSTERY DREAM
PHANTOM LADY GIRL.
284
00:16:59,566 --> 00:17:01,100
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
285
00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:02,500
LORRAINE...
286
00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:04,166
LORRAINE DES JARDINS.
287
00:17:04,366 --> 00:17:06,500
ENCHANTE.
288
00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:09,266
SHE SAID "LORRAINE."
289
00:17:09,466 --> 00:17:10,933
IT IS SO GREAT TO MEET
290
00:17:11,133 --> 00:17:13,366
A FELLOW PLAYGROUND
AND PORK AFICIONADO.
291
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:17,900
BY THE WAY,
I WROTE YOU A POEM.
292
00:17:18,099 --> 00:17:19,666
Cat:
ME, TOO,
ME, TOO.
293
00:17:19,866 --> 00:17:22,133
WHY, YOU TWO ARE
JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
294
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,766
YOU DOUBLE-
CROSSING RAT!
295
00:17:23,966 --> 00:17:25,500
WHEN DID YOU
WRITE A POEM?
296
00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:27,000
PROBABLY THE
SAME TIME YOU DID
297
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,733
EGGS BENEDICT ARNOLD.
298
00:17:28,933 --> 00:17:30,533
YOU'RE CALLING ME A TRAITOR?!
299
00:17:30,733 --> 00:17:32,300
LORRAINE'S MY DREAM WOMAN.
300
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,466
HOW DARE YOU COME
BETWEEN US!
301
00:17:34,666 --> 00:17:36,200
THE ONLY US HERE IS ME AND HER.
302
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,233
HE WETS THE BED!
303
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:42,333
I TOLD YOU THAT WAS
A GLASS OF LEMONADE!
304
00:17:42,533 --> 00:17:44,133
IT WAS
LEMONADE, REALLY.
305
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:45,300
HE SNORES.
306
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:46,600
( gasps )
307
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,400
WHAT?! THAT'S A DIRTY LIE!
308
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,100
IT IS NOT.
309
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:52,266
BOYS! BOYS!
310
00:17:52,466 --> 00:17:54,333
( whistles )
311
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:55,666
BOYS!
312
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:58,200
( yelling and punching )
313
00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:01,433
SO, CHOOSE UP,
LORRAINE.
314
00:18:01,633 --> 00:18:02,966
WHICH ONE OF US
DO YOU WANT?
315
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,833
( clearing
throat )
316
00:18:05,033 --> 00:18:08,533
OH, I WOULD NEVER WANT
TO COME BETWEEN YOU TWO.
317
00:18:08,733 --> 00:18:10,200
RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
318
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,933
LOOK, LORRAINE,
WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO IS
319
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:15,933
ARE YOU A...
DOG PERSON
320
00:18:16,133 --> 00:18:18,933
OR A CAT PERSON?
321
00:18:19,133 --> 00:18:20,966
OH, I CAN'T...
322
00:18:23,766 --> 00:18:25,900
I CAN'T POSSIBLY CHOOSE.
323
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,333
SURE, YOU CAN!
324
00:18:27,533 --> 00:18:28,866
DOG AND I WILL
EACH PRESENT
325
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,533
OUR CASE, OKAY?
326
00:18:30,733 --> 00:18:32,566
AND THEN CHOOSING WILL
BE AS EASY AS PIE.
327
00:18:34,933 --> 00:18:36,533
TA-DAH!
328
00:18:36,733 --> 00:18:37,600
( Cat guffaws )
329
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,100
VERY IMPRESSIVE.
330
00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:40,600
( snorts )
331
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,333
AH, LORRAINE,
MY LITTLE QUICHE
332
00:18:42,533 --> 00:18:46,066
CHOOSE ME
BECAUSE CATS ARE SMARTER.
333
00:18:49,533 --> 00:18:52,166
HA! NOW THAT'S
TA-DAH AND A HALF!
334
00:18:52,366 --> 00:18:53,300
( sputters )
335
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,766
YOUR SPHINX STINKS.
336
00:18:54,966 --> 00:18:56,433
HEY, LORRAINE
337
00:18:56,633 --> 00:18:58,233
DOGS ARE MUCH
MORE FUN THAN CATS.
338
00:18:58,433 --> 00:19:00,833
( humming tune )
339
00:19:01,033 --> 00:19:03,100
SO, THIS TERMITE WALKS
INTO A BAR
340
00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:05,166
AND HE SAYS
341
00:19:05,366 --> 00:19:07,400
"IS THE BAR TENDER HERE?"
342
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,333
( snorting )
343
00:19:09,533 --> 00:19:11,466
GET IT--
IS THE "BAR TENDER"?
344
00:19:11,666 --> 00:19:12,633
( laughing )
345
00:19:12,833 --> 00:19:14,600
IT'S VERY CLEVER.
346
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,200
LORRAINE, DON'T
ENCOURAGE HIM.
347
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,700
THAT DIDN'T EVEN
MAKE SENSE.
348
00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:19,966
NOW, IF YOU
WANT SOME FUN
349
00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:22,266
TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE.
350
00:19:22,466 --> 00:19:28,566
( singing nonsense words
to "Non piu andrai" )
351
00:19:28,766 --> 00:19:30,333
♪ ET CETERA... ♪
352
00:19:30,533 --> 00:19:32,033
( continues singing )
353
00:19:32,233 --> 00:19:33,366
♪ AND HERE'S WHERE
I GIVE MY HEART ♪
354
00:19:33,566 --> 00:19:36,066
♪ TO SWEET LORRAINE. ♪
355
00:19:36,266 --> 00:19:37,566
NOW, THAT'S FUN.
356
00:19:37,766 --> 00:19:40,100
( laughing ):
OH, GREAT!
357
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:42,133
FORGET ALL THAT
STUFF, LORRAINE.
358
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:44,866
THE BEST THING ABOUT DOGS
IS WE ARE LOVABLE.
359
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,266
I LOVE CUDDLING.
360
00:19:48,466 --> 00:19:49,300
AWW!
361
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:50,733
OH, UH-HUH...
362
00:19:50,933 --> 00:19:52,766
LIKE CATS
AREN'T LOVABLE?
363
00:19:52,966 --> 00:19:56,300
( purring )
364
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:59,566
TALK ABOUT YOUR MASSIVE
LOVABILITY QUOTIENT.
365
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:02,866
( purring )
366
00:20:03,066 --> 00:20:04,533
( whispers ):
CHICKS LOVE THAT.
367
00:20:04,733 --> 00:20:06,133
BACK OFF, CAT,
I'M WORKING
368
00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:08,266
THE LOVABLE SIDE
OF THE STREET HERE.
369
00:20:08,466 --> 00:20:12,166
HE PUSHED ME--
"NON-LOVABILITY"!
370
00:20:12,366 --> 00:20:13,833
TATTLETALE!
371
00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:15,900
I'VE FORGOTTEN MORE
ABOUT BEING LOVABLE
372
00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:17,366
THAN YOU'LL
EVER KNOW!
373
00:20:17,566 --> 00:20:20,633
( both snarling )
374
00:20:20,833 --> 00:20:24,833
( growling and punching )
375
00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:26,700
WAIT! OH!
376
00:20:28,566 --> 00:20:30,633
LORRAINE!
LORRAINE!
377
00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:32,000
Dog:
SORRY.
378
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,866
OH, I'M MUCH
SORRIER.
379
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,666
SO...
380
00:20:35,866 --> 00:20:37,433
HAVE YOU MADE UP YOUR MIND YET?
381
00:20:37,633 --> 00:20:40,600
OH, OH, CAT, CAT
382
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,800
WE SHARE A LOVE
OF THE FINER THINGS.
383
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,133
YES, WE DO,
YES, WE DO.
384
00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:47,400
DOES THIS MEAN
I'M YOUR GUY?
385
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,833
AND, DOG, OH, YOU
AND I COULD WRING
386
00:20:50,033 --> 00:20:52,233
EVERY PRECIOUS MOMENT
OUT OF LIFE.
387
00:20:52,433 --> 00:20:54,666
THEN LET'S
WRING-A-DING-DING, BABY.
388
00:20:54,866 --> 00:20:56,666
BUT...
389
00:20:56,866 --> 00:20:58,333
UH-OH.
UH-OH.
390
00:20:58,533 --> 00:21:01,200
YOU SEE, WHAT'S BEST
ABOUT EACH OF YOU
391
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,766
IS WHO YOU ARE TOGETHER
392
00:21:03,966 --> 00:21:05,400
AND YOU OBVIOUSLY
CAN'T SHARE ME.
393
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,500
WE CAN'T?
394
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:09,900
OH, CATDOG, DOGCAT
395
00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:11,666
IF ONLY WE'D MET
AT ANOTHER TIME
396
00:21:11,866 --> 00:21:13,533
OR IF I HAD TWO HEADS.
397
00:21:13,733 --> 00:21:15,866
SO... THAT'S IT?
398
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,133
YOU'RE LEAVING?
399
00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:19,833
FAREWELL, CATDOG.
400
00:21:20,033 --> 00:21:22,800
PERHAPS WE'LL
MEET AGAIN.
401
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:25,200
SHE'S GONE.
402
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,766
NO MORE GLAZED SMOKY HAM.
403
00:21:27,966 --> 00:21:29,866
NO MORE ARIAS.
404
00:21:30,066 --> 00:21:33,300
NO MORE LORRAINE!
NO MORE
LORRAINE!
405
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,600
( both sigh )
406
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,266
( thunder cracks )
407
00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:43,733
( wind howls )
408
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:58,433
OKAY, I THINK I'M
READY TO MOVE NOW.
409
00:21:58,633 --> 00:22:03,433
LORRAINE MAY BE GONE, BUT HER
SWEET LOVE WILL LINGER FOREVER.
410
00:22:03,633 --> 00:22:08,633
YEAH, SHE WAS
AN ADORABLE, SENSITIVE...
411
00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:12,833
TWO-TIMING TRAITOR!
412
00:22:13,033 --> 00:22:14,200
HI, CATDOG.
413
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,133
LORRAINE?!
414
00:22:16,333 --> 00:22:19,233
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH THAT... THAT... TOUCAN?!
415
00:22:19,433 --> 00:22:20,966
OH, THIS IS NEIL.
416
00:22:21,166 --> 00:22:23,100
HE'S MY NEW FELLOW.
417
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:26,200
BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF
ABOUT LOVING US SO MUCH?
418
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,100
OH, I DO
LOVE YOU BOTH
419
00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:31,966
BUT CATS, DOGS, CATDOGS--
IT GOT TOO COMPLICATED.
420
00:22:32,166 --> 00:22:34,000
BIRDS ARE JUST EASIER.
421
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,300
( wings flapping )
422
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:36,533
SEE YOU AROUND, THOUGH.
423
00:22:39,700 --> 00:22:40,900
( sighs )
424
00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:42,766
AW, WHO NEEDS HER.
425
00:22:42,966 --> 00:22:45,233
WELL, BUDDY, AT LEAST
WE'VE GOT EACH OTHER.
426
00:22:45,433 --> 00:22:48,966
YEAH, THROUGH THICK AND THIN,
WE WILL ALWAYS BE PALS.
427
00:22:49,166 --> 00:22:50,666
THAT'S RIGHT.
428
00:22:50,866 --> 00:22:53,700
NO ONE WILL
EVER, EVER...
429
00:22:53,900 --> 00:22:56,166
SHE'S MINE,
I TELL YOU!
SHE'S MINE!
430
00:22:56,366 --> 00:22:58,133
( yelling and punching )
431
00:23:06,166 --> 00:23:08,500
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
432
00:23:08,700 --> 00:23:11,033
and NICKELODEON]
433
00:23:11,233 --> 00:23:12,533
♪ ...NO BLUE BUZZARD,
NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
434
00:23:12,733 --> 00:23:15,033
♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
435
00:23:15,233 --> 00:23:16,366
♪ CATDOG... ♪
436
00:23:16,566 --> 00:23:18,066
♪ CATDOG ♪
437
00:23:18,266 --> 00:23:20,266
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
438
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,400
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
439
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,700
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
440
00:23:25,900 --> 00:23:27,300
♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
441
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:29,700
♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
442
00:23:29,900 --> 00:23:30,900
♪ CATDOG... ♪
443
00:23:31,100 --> 00:23:32,600
♪ CATDOG ♪
444
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:36,366
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
445
00:23:36,566 --> 00:23:37,700
♪ CATDOG ♪
446
00:23:37,900 --> 00:23:40,633
♪ CATDOG... ♪
447
00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:43,933
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WGBH Educational Foundation]
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