Original subtitles

♪ ONE FINE DAY WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪

♪ A BABY WAS BORN AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪

♪ NO BLUE BUG AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪

♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE, LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ OUT ON THE ROAD OR BACK IN TOWN ♪

♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪

♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT, GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪

♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER, GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪

♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪

[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

and NICKELODEON]

( vacuum cleaner running... )

( munching )

WHOOPS.

( screeching )

DOG, DO YOU THINK IN THE FUTURE

YOU COULD EAT A LITTLE LESS MESSY?!

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I GOT IT, CAT.

LESS MESSY FUTURE.

I'M OFF TO HANG EIGHT.

SEE YOU LATER, HODADS.

OOH, DON'T SCARE ANYONE WITH YOUR MUSCLES, HERCULES!

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A KNUCKLE SANDWICH

RIGHT IN THE PUSS, PUSS?

( chuckles )

GIVE IT UP, WINSLOW.

YOU'RE A PUNY LITTLE RAT, AND THAT'S ALL YOU'LL EVER BE.

( crash ) OW!

HERE, START PUMPING UP... ( chuckles )

AND MAYBE YOU'LL GET BIG... ( chuckles )

IN ABOUT A THOUSAND YEARS!

CAN YOU IMAGINE A BIG WINSLOW?!

( whining... )

DOG, DOG, WHAT'S WRONG?

CAT, I THINK SOMETHING VERY WEIRD IS GOING TO HAPPEN TODAY!

NOW, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

BECAUSE WE'RE DISAPPEARING!

WHOA...!

Both: OH...!

GREETINGS, OH GREAT ONE.

All: GREETINGS, OH GREAT ONE.

LOLA?

NO, MY NAME IS LOLITA SEVEN.

IT IS THE YEAR 3001.

I HAVE BROUGHT YOU HERE

IN MY TIME TRANSPORTER MACHINE

TO SAVE THE WORLD!

I AM MERVANIA.

I AM DUNGLAPIA.

OW!

WE ARE THE FUTURE DESCENDANTS

OF YOUR FRIENDS.

MR. SUNSPOCK.

I'M RANDOLPHORAN.

THANK YOU FOR COMING

TO SAVE OUR WORLD.

HEY, CAT... HEE-HEE...

I'M GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD.

HEY... WHERE'S CAT?

CAT?

OH, YOU MEAN

THAT NASTY-LOOKING GROWTH ON YOUR BOTTOM?

WE REMOVED IT.

Cat: HELLO?!

OVER HERE.

IN THE TRASH CAN!

CAT?

OH GREAT ONE, WE HAVE OUTFITTED YOU

WITH LASER ROCKETS, ROCKET-POWERED PAWS AND...

( gasps ) ROCKET-POWERED PAWS?!

OOH...

( click )

WOW!

HI-HO DIGGITY!

AHEM!

I'M, UH, STILL

IN THE TRASH CAN, PEOPLE.

HEY!

I AM NOT A VACUUM CLEANER! I AM A CAT!

I SAID I'M A CA... WHOA!

( Dog laughing )

OH GREAT ONE, THE TIME HAS COME

FOR YOU TO LEAD US INTO GLORIOUS BATTLE.

DOG? A LEADER?

OOF!

( laughing )

WHOA...!

"DOG HERO WINS THE DAY?"

OH... ( sputters )

I HATE TO TELL YOU THIS

BUT DOG GOT HIS PICTURE IN THE PAPER

FOR EATING HERO SANDWICHES!

YUP, I ATE 46 SANDWICHES IN 37 SECONDS.

THAT'S A NEW WORLD'S RECORD.

WE'RE DOOMED.

( yelling and crying )

I DON'T CARE WHAT KIND OF HERO YOU ARE.

YOU HAVE REBEL IN YOUR EYES.

YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE.

HELP US, I BEG YOU!

I'LL DO IT!

Cat: FORGET IT!

PUT US BACK TOGETHER AND SEND US HOME. WE...

( crash )

OH, NO, IT'S HIM!

Cat: HIM WHO?

( people groaning... )

( deep voice ): BEHOLD, IT IS I!

WINSLOW THE 38th!

I'M BIG, I'M BLUE

AND I'M BAD!

KNEEL BEFORE ME, YOU SWINE!

( laughs )

Cat: DONUTS?

HE LOOKS JUST LIKE WINSLOW.

BUT HOW DID A DESCENDANT OF WINSLOW GET THAT BIG?

START PUMPING UP AND MAYBE YOU'LL GET BIG...

( chuckling )

IN ABOUT A THOUSAND YEARS!

Narrator: AND SO IT CONTINUED THROUGH THE AGES.

WINSLOW THE FIRST BEGAT WINSLOW THE SECOND

WHO BEGAT WINSLOW THE THIRD WHO BEGAT WINSLOW THE FOURTH

ET CETERA, ET CETERA... ET CETERA.

( laughing )

YAH!

WE GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS PLACE, DOG.

THAT GUY'S DANGEROUS.

HEY, HEY, IF YOU HADN'T MADE FUN OF WINSLOW

NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.

BUT IT WAS JUST A HARMLESS LITTLE JOKE!

I'D TAKE IT BACK IF I COULD!

I... WAIT A MINUTE!

I COULD TAKE IT BACK!

( loud laughter )

YOU'RE KILLING ME! ( laughing )

OH, IT'S GOOD TO BE BAD!

( laughing )

HELP!

( munching and laughing )

HAIL, BIG ONE!

CLIFFERATA, SHRIEKAHOORA AND LUBE KANOOBEE REPORTING!

WE HAVE DISCOVERED THE SECRET LOCATION

OF THE REBEL HEADQUARTERS!

THEY ARE PLANNING TO ATTACK US!

AND THERE IS A SECRET WEAPON

THAT IS, UH, SECRET

AND IT'S A WEAPON.

NO WEAPON OF THEIRS CAN MATCH OURS!

QUICK, LET US GET INTO OUR SCARY BATTLE OUTFITS!

OKAY, I THINK I CAN FIX EVERYTHING.

AND THE BEAUTY PART IS, I DON'T HAVE TO RISK MY LIFE

OR GO INTO A MESSY BATTLE!

I'M PREPARED TO LOVE IT! WHAT IS IT?

OKAY, HERE WE GO.

SEND US BACK IN TIME.

I WON'T INSULT WINSLOW

AND HE WON'T START EXERCISING

AND THE FUTURE OF NEARBURG WILL BE SAVED!

YOU MAY ALL APPLAUD NOW.

PUT US BACK TOGETHER AND SEND US HOME.

WE... ( gasps )

IT'S THE BIG ONE, AND HIS SUPER TROOPERS!

WHOA...!

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE STUCK IN THE FUTURE.

NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.

( crash )

OKAY, LET ME SEE...

TAB "A" GOES INTO SLOT "B." YES!

IT'S HERO TIME.

( screams )

( engines sputtering )

IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY SOMETHING RIGHT, DO IT YOURSELF.

AAH...!

( gulps )

DOG...?

OUCH... OOCH!

THAT STINGS!

MAYDAY, MAYDAY!

I'M HIT!

I'M GOING DOWN!

HANG ON, DOG!

AND NOW TO FINISH YOU REBELS ONCE AND FOR ALL!

( screaming )

DOG, SPEAK TO ME.

MUST... BE... HERO.

YEAH, YEAH.

CAN'T FIGHT ANYMORE.

( whimpers )

( yelling... )

READY TO GO TO THAT BIG LITTER BOX IN THE SKY?

( laughing )

YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?

WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS?

YOU'RE JUST A PUNY LITTLE PUSSYCAT

AND THAT'S ALL YOU'LL EVER BE!

WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!

TWO BEATS ONE, EVERY TIME!

( vacuum running )

WHAT THE...?!

( cheering )

( grunting and moaning )

Cat: THANKS FOR PUTTING US BACK TOGETHER, LOLITA SEVEN!

I DIDN'T HAVE TO, YOU KNOW.

YOU COULD HAVE LIVED LIKE A NORMAL DOG AND GATO.

I KNOW, BUT HEY... ( laughs )

WE'RE CATDOG-- WE BELONG TOGETHER.

YEAH, LIKE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY...

SALT AND PEPPER...

ICE CREAMS AND CAKES...

ROMEO AND JULIET...

YEAH, I THINK SHE GETS THE POINT!

SO LONG...

FAREWELL.

AUF WIEDERSEHEN.

ADIEU.

HEY, HOW COME WE NEVER SAW A CATDOG IN THE FUTURE?

AREN'T WE GOING TO HAVE A DESCENDANT?

AFRAID NOT, DOG.

WE'RE THE ONE AND ONLY CATDOG!

HEY, WAY DOWN HERE!

OPEN YOUR EYES!

TWO-HEADED MUTANT MICE!

THAT I DON'T LOVE!

( Catdog yelling )

OOPSIE! I SENT THEM THE WRONG WAY!

THEY'RE GOING FARTHER INTO THE FUTURE!

ALL HAIL CAT!

HERO OF LONG AGO!

WE KNOW OF YOUR GREAT EXPLOITS!

All: HAIL CAT!

YOU HAVE COME JUST IN TIME TO SAVE US IN OUR HOUR OF NEED!

WELL, THIS IS MORE LIKE IT!

SO, WHAT DO YOU WISH YOUR GREAT ONE

TO DO FOR YOU, MY ADORING FANS?

FIGHT A BATTLE? SAVE THE PRINCESS?

NO...

WE'RE HAVING A PARTY IN TEN MINUTES.

Dog: OH! PARTY, PARTY, PARTY...!

CLEAN THIS PLACE UP.

( Dog laughs )

SURE IS MESSY IN THE FUTURE.

TERR... IFIC!

( applause )

Rancid: WELCOME TO THE NEARBURG INVENTION CONVENTION.

OUR FIELD OF FINALISTS WILL NOW PRESENT THEIR, UH...

SO-CALLED INVENTIONS.

( cheering and applause )

THIS IS OUR UNICYCLE BUILT FOR TWO.

KEEP IT STEADY...

I AM KEEPING IT STEADY... WHOA...!

THIS IS THE WORLD'S FIRST

AUTOMATIC CATBUTT POUNDER.

YEAH! FOR THE BUSY GREASER ON THE GO!

MAKES THE PERFECT GIFT.

I CALL THIS THE BLENDER BEANIE.

IT BLENDS MOST ANYTHING

INTO A TASTY, NUTRITIOUS TREAT!

HMM... NEXT!

PRESENTING THE MEGA SOLAR TANNING BLASTER.

IT WILL GIVE YOU A DEEP, DARK ISLAND TAN

IN TWO MINUTES FLAT!

LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE DEMONSTRATION...

WHO BELONGS TO THIS IMPRESSIVE PIECE OF MACHINERY?

THIS IS MY RAINMASTER 3000.

IT MAKES PRECIPITATION.

THE WING BOOSTERS GIVE ME POWER

TO SOAR HIGH INTO THE SKY

WHILE THE ELEMENT MIXER CONCOCTS

THE INGREDIENTS FOR RAIN.

AND THE WINNER IS...

WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE.

LOLA CARICOLA AND HER RAINMASTER!

UNBELIEVABLE!

I'LL SAY IT'S UNBELIEVABLE...

THIS MUST BE A MISTAKE!

FACE IT, SHE BUILT A RAINMASTER 3000.

YOU MADE A LAMP.

THAT BIRD'S A SCIENTIFIC GENIUS!

DON'T YOU WORRY, CAT.

YOU ARE A TANNING GENIUS.

( laughs )

OOH, I WANT TO SEE THIS BABY IN ACTION.

HOW ABOUT A DEMONSTRATION TOMORROW AT NEARBURG PARK?

MY PLEASURE.

( Dog snoring... )

OOH...!

DOG... ARE YOU AWAKE?

( snickers )

OOH...

( snoring... )

( Lola snoring... )

THAT SHOULD DO THE TRICK.

( blender whirring )

HEY, WHAT ARE WE DOING IN LOLA'S HOUSE WHILE SHE'S SLEEPING?

SHH...! I'M JUST GIVING HER RAINMASTER A TUNE-UP!

UH, IT'S A... PROFESSIONAL COURTESY FROM ONE INVENTOR TO ANOTHER.

CAT, LOLA IS SO LUCKY TO HAVE A FRIEND LIKE YOU.

( laughs nervously )

RANDOLPH HERE WITH LOLA CARICOLA

WHO IS ABOUT TO DEMONSTRATE HER RAINMASTER 3000.

SOUNDS WET, SOUNDS WILD... AND I LOVE IT!

HEE-HEE... I'M GOING TO LOVE IT, TOO!

IT'S GO TIME, LADYBIRD.

( beeping, clanking )

UH-OH... PROBLEMA...

OH, NO...!

( screams )

Rancid: WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?!

WHERE'S MY PRECIPITATION?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

NO RAIN, NO FAME, SISTER.

WAIT... MAYBE I CAN FIX IT.

CAT, CAN'T YOU HELP LOLA FIX HER RAINMASTER?

MM... NO.

MEGA SOLAR TANNING BLASTER AT THE READY!

OH, YEAH, THE CAT WITH THE HEAT LAMP.

COME TO THINK OF IT, A FEW RAYS MIGHT DO ME GOOD.

( beeps )

PUT ON YOUR TANNING TRUNKS

AND I'LL SET THE DIAL TO BRONZE AND SASSY!

( crowd groans )

IS EVERYBODY READY TO EXPERIENCE THE FUTURE OF TANNING?

Rancid: OH, YEAH! WHY NOT?

( sizzling... )

OH... AAH...!

GUH...

( squawking... )

CATBUTT DRIED ALL THE WATER UP!

WE'LL DIE OF THIRST!

( laughs nervously )

WELL, IT MAY NOT BE BRONZE

BUT IT SURE IS SASSY.

MY SKIN IS PEELING AND FLAKING!

I'M GOING TO PEEL AND FLAKE YOU, CAT!

C-CAN'T WE TALK THIS OVER?

TELL YOU WHAT... THE TAN IS FREE!

( banging, Cat screaming )

( squawking... )

( Cat groans )

BLAME THE DROUGHT ON ME.

THEY ACT LIKE NONE OF THEM EVER DRIED UP THE EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE!

NOW WHAT?

LOLA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M GIVING UP SCIENCE.

MY RAINMASTER IS A TOTAL WASHOUT!

OH, NOW, COME ON, THIS IS JUST A MINOR SETBACK.

TODAY WAS THE SINGLE MOST HUMILIATING DAY OF MY LIFE.

JUST THINK HOW MUCH WORSE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN

IF CAT DIDN'T TUNE UP

YOUR RAINMASTER LAST NIGHT

WHEN WE SNUCK INTO YOUR TREE HOUSE...

YOU DID WHAT?!

WELL, AC... ( laughs nervously )

WELL, IT WASN'T AS MUCH OF A TUNE-UP AS IT WAS AN...

AN EXAMINATION?

YOU WRECKED MY RAINMASTER!

Cat: NOT... OW... WHAT...

WAIT... OW... WAIT, STOP!

STOP! I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!

I JUST WANTED TO SHOW OFF MY INVENTION.

WELL, YOU SHOWED IT OFF IN A GRANDE WAY!

NOW WE'RE ALL DOOMED BECAUSE OF YOUR DROUGHT!

GIVE ME A CHANCE.

I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.

I'LL DO ANYTHING.

I'LL HELP YOU FIX THE RAINMASTER.

( clanking... )

Lola: SCREWDRIVER.

Cat: CHECK.

WRENCH.

CHECK.

BUBBLE GUM.

SALT.

WATERMELON.

NITROGLYCERIN.

( explosion )

Lola: THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT IF IT WORKS.

AND I NEED YOU UP THERE WITH ME.

UP THERE? IN THE SKY?

BUT WHAT IF IT STARTS TO RAIN?

ESTUPIDO, WE WANT IT TO RAIN!

BESIDES, YOU OWE ME.

( panting... )

( Cat yelps )

HEY, CAT, LOOK... THERE'S OUR HOUSE!

IT'S JUST A TINY LITTLE SPECKLE.

( groans )

( Cat whimpering... )

WE'RE LOSING ALTITUDE!

DO SOMETHING BEFORE WE CRASH!

( grunting )

OH...!

ALL RIGHT, DOG, NOW REMEMBER HOW I TAUGHT YOU TO ROLL OVER.

ROLL!

I WANT YOU TO DO THAT ABOUT A HUNDRED TIMES.

AND... ROLL, AND ROLL, AND ROLL, AND ROLL...

( screeching )

HERE GOES!

( explosion )

AH!

( thunder rumbling )

( crowd laughing and exclaiming... )

Dog: WE DID IT!

( Cat cheering )

Cat: WOW, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT

THOSE WERE THE INGREDIENTS FOR RAIN?

Dog: WELL, I ALWAYS SUSPECTED IT, BUT I...

NOW GET ME OUT OF THIS RAIN!

AAH...!

( screaming... )

Dog: WHOA... OH...!

DOG, DOG, DOG...!

AY!

MUCHAS GRACIAS, CATDOG...

YOU SAVED THE WORLD!

THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION!

BELLY UP TO THE BLENDER, FOLKS.

FLUIDS, ANYONE?

( Cat sneezes )

Woman: DRINK, PLEASE.

I WANT A DRINK, PLEASE.

♪ ONE FINE DAY WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪

♪ A BABY WAS BORN AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪

♪ NO BLUE BUG AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪

♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ OUT ON THE ROAD OR BACK IN TOWN ♪

♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪

♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT, GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪

♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER, GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪

♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG... ♪

[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

and NICKELODEON]

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪

[Captioned byThe Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation]