Original subtitles

♪ ONE FINE DAY, WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪

♪ A BABY WAS BORN AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪

♪ NO BLUE BUZZARD, NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪

♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE, LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ CATDOG... ♪

♪ CATDOG ♪

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪

♪ OUT ON THE ROAD OR BACK IN TOWN ♪

♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪

♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT, GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪

♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER, GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪

♪ CATDOG... ♪

♪ CATDOG ♪

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪

♪ CATDOG... ♪

♪ CATDOG ♪

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪

[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

and NICKELODEON]

( Greasers fighting )

HEY, SHRIEKY, DON'T YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS?

I'LL SIT THIS ONE OUT.

HEY, LUBEY, BABY.

WE REALLY POUNDED CATDOG THAT TIME, RIGHT?

YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT... WHO'S CATDOG?

YO, SHRIEK, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, AREN'T YOU TWO SICK OF POUNDING CATDOG?

NO WAY.

Shriek: WELL, I AM.

I WANT MORE OUT OF LIFE.

WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?

WE GETS TO DO THIS FOREVER.

HEY... HEY! I GUESS IT'S TIME

TO BEAT YOU GUYS UP.

( sighs )

OOPS, I MADE A MESSY.

OH.

( whining )

UH... WHERE ARE MY TEETH?

THAT AIN'T GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME.

I GOT DREAMS!

I GOT PLANS!

I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE.

WHAT?

NOBODY QUITS THE GREASERS.

I GAVE UP A LOT TO BE WITH YOU BUMS.

NO MORE.

I'M GOING TO FULFILL MY LIFELONG DREAM.

I'M GOING TO BE A...

A CHAMPION FIGURE SKATER.

YOU? YOU?

A SKATER? A SKATER?

( both laugh )

OUT OF MY WAY.

IT'S DREAM-COME-TRUE TIME.

GO AHEAD, THEN!

BUT REMEMBER...

YOU'LL BE NOTHING WITHOUT THE GREASERS.

WE DON'T NEED YOU!

BUT ACCORDING TO THE BIG BOOK OF GREASER RULES

WE NEED THREE MEMBERS.

YAY!

DID SOMEBODY SAY THEY'RE GOING TO NEED SOMEBODY?

I CAN DO IT!

I CAN BE A GREASER!

OKAY.

( jabbering with joy )

TAKE THAT, EVIL ERIC.

CAT, QUICK, I NEED ANOTHER QUARTER.

WE'VE BEEN HERE AN HOUR, DOG.

LET'S GO.

I CAN'T-- I'M ON THE 57th LEVEL.

WE'RE GOING.

WOULD YOU PLEASE...

HUH?

Dog: IT'S SHRIEK.

ALL BY HERSELF.

NO CLIFF OR LUBE IN SIGHT.

( chuckles )

AND SHE IS LOOKING FINE!

KATERINA, GIVE ME A DOUBLE AXEL

A TRIPLE SALCHOW AND ONE OF THOSE BIG CHICKEN BURRITOS.

HEY, BIG GUY.

HOW'D YOU LIKE TO HAVE THE BEST FIGURE SKATER IN NEARBURG

JOIN YOUR TEAM?

HUH, WHAT?

NOBODY'S BETTER THAN KATERINA.

OH, YEAH?

HMM, I LIKE WHAT I SEE.

( sighs )

SO DO I.

GRACE, BEAUTY...

AND ATTITUDE.

KATERINA, YOU'RE OFF THE TEAM.

SUNSHINE!

SO, WHEN DO I START, FLOPSY?

TONIGHT IN THE CONVENIENTLY TIMED BIG SKATE-OFF.

HIYA, SHRIEK.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD ICE SKATE.

THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS

YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME, BROWN EYES

WITH SOME YELLOW CRUSTY STUFF IN THE CORNER.

( sighs )

I LIKE YOUR FIGURE... EIGHT.

DON'T YOU HAVE A LITTER BOX

YOU SHOULD BE SQUATTING IN?

HEY, WHERE ARE CLIFF AND LUBE?

WHO CARES?

I DON'T NEED THOSE BUMS.

I QUIT THE GREASERS.

( sighs )

FINALLY...

I'LL HAVE A CHANCE FOR LOVE.

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW, HUH?

LET'S HAVE A RUMBLE.

LET'S RAISE A RUCKUS.

LET'S KICK OUT THE JAMS.

DUH... DUH, NO GREASER, UH...

SAYS WORDS, UH, TOO MUCH.

SO, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

TELL ME, TELL ME.

I'M READY! I'M READY!

I'M READY, I'M READY!

AW, PUT A SPONGE IN IT.

( mumbling )

WE'RE GOING TO AN ICE SHOW

AND WATCH LITTLE MISS SHRIEK FALL FLAT ON HER FANNY.

Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE NEARBURG SKATE-OFF.

THE ACTION IS FAST, FURIOUS AND FROZEN, AND I LOVE IT!

YOU'RE NOTHING WITHOUT THE GREASERS.

NOTHING!

( gasps )

I'LL SHOW YOU GUYS!

( knock at door )

WE EACH GOT YOU A GOOD LUCK PRESENT FOR TONIGHT.

( giggles nervously )

Shriek: I'M ALLERGIC, FISH BREATH!

IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.

I JUST FOUND IT IN THE HALLWAY.

( dreamily ): I'LL CHERISH IT FOREVER.

FIVE MINUTES, MS. DUBOIS.

HOW ABOUT A KISS FOR LUCK?

OKAY.

( smacking loudly )

( detector beeping )

LET'S SEE, UM, OUR SEATS ARE RIGHT...

( yells )

TERRIFIC!

WELL, IF IT AIN'T CAT-BUTT.

( laughs nervously )

NOW, THIS IS A PUBLIC PLACE, CLIFF.

WITNESSES EVERYWHERE.

SO, YOUSE CAME TO LAUGH AT SHRIEK, TOO?

AU CONTRAIRE.

WE CAME TO WATCH HER WIN.

HA!

SHE CAN'T BE A WINNER

BECAUSE IF YOU AIN'T A GREASER, YOU'RE A LOSER.

BUT I'M A GREASER-- FULL-FLEDGED-- LOOK!

I EVEN GOT A TATTOO.

AND NOW, OUR FINAL FIGURE SKATER, SHRIEK DUBOIS.

( crowd cheers )

I'D LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS PERFORMANCE

TO A VERY SPECIAL PERSON IN THE AUDIENCE.

GEE, I WONDER WHO THAT IS.

( chuckles )

I THINK I KNOW.

( crowd cheers )

WOW, SHRIEK IS DOING GREAT.

YEAH...

IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF SHE FELL.

LUBEY, THAT'S THE BEST IDEA YOU'VE HAD

SINCE, UH... EVER.

LET THE GIRL SKATE.

HI! HI!

HI!

CAT, WHY IS THAT SMOKE COMING OUT OF CLIFF'S EARS?

GREASERS, IT'S POUNDING TIME.

OH, BABY!

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL MY LIFE.

SORRY, BOYS, CAN I TREAT YOU TO A HOT COCOA?

( growling )

( screeching and yelling )

PLEASE!

GO A...!

( snaps )

( feet screeching )

( crash )

WHEE!

AND HERE ARE THE SCORES.

A PERFECT 10.

( crowd cheers )

ANOTHER 10!

AND A 9.9 FROM THE FARBURGIAN JUDGE.

SHRIEK, YOU WON!

SHRIEK, CONGRATULATIONS!

( slaps )

SHRIEK, I WAS WRONG.

YOU DID GREAT.

I GUESS YOU DON'T NEED THE GREASERS

NOW THAT YOU'RE AN ICER.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

ONCE A GREASER, ALWAYS A GREASER.

WHAT?

I HAD A DREAM AND I LIVED IT

BUT I'M A GREASER THROUGH AND THROUGH

SO COME ON, BOYS!

IT'S POUNDING TIME!

( both cheer )

IT'S OUR OLD SHRIEK.

YAY!

GET LOST, SQUIRREL.

NO... NO, SAY IT AIN'T SO.

OH, SO YOU SAY 9.9, HUH?

DON'T YOU KNOW PERFECTION WHEN YOU SEE IT?

Shriek: I'M GOING TO POUND YOU

BACK TO FARBURG!

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, DOG

BEFORE THEY REMEMBER TO BEAT US UP.

CAT, I'M WITH YOU.

HEY, GUYS, HOW ABOUT IF I JOIN UP WITH YOU TWO?

I'VE GOT PLENTY OF ROOM FOR A CATDOG

RIGHT HERE BETWEEN CLIFF AND LUBE.

I'M... I'M A GOOD TALKER AND AN EXCELLENT LISTENER.

OH, COME ON, GUYS.

I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE.

JUST ONE MORE PIECE...

TA-DA!

CAT, YOU AMAZE MYSELF.

( truck rumbling )

OH, GARBAGE DAY!

NO, DOG...!

( Dog yelping happily )

GARBAGE!

LA BASURA!

ORDURE!

L'IMMONDIZIE

OR IN PORTUGUESE: LIXO!

B-BUDDY... STOP, DOG!

YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN TO CONTROL YOURSELF!

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, CAT.

I AM IN COMPLETE CONTROL.

( Cat yelping )

OH... NICE GOING, DOG.

DOG?

( muttering )

WHERE AM I?

I WASN'T...

AAH! AAH! GET IT OFF!

WHAT?

WE'RE ATTACHED...

WE'RE ATTACHED!

OF COURSE WE'RE ATTACHED.

WE'RE ALWAYS ATTACHED.

WHA... OH...

WHAT HAPPENED?

YOU WERE RUNNING AFTER THE GARBAGE TRUCK.

DO I DO THAT A LOT?

A LOT? OH, I DON'T KNOW...

HOW ABOUT EVERY SINGLE SOLITARY...

ACTUALLY, UH... THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME

OH, AND, UH... YOU HATED IT.

OOH, I GUESS I'LL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN.

( chuckling ): YEAH.

SAY, IF YOU WANT

I CAN REMIND YOU OF ALL THE STUFF

YOU DO LIKE TO DO.

GEE, THANKS.

WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS?

( chuckling )

CAT-- THE NAME'S CAT.

AND THIS COULD BE THE BEGINNING OF A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP.

OKAY, NOW, THE FIRST STEP TO REMEMBERING WHO YOU ARE IS

YOU LOVE FISH.

( sniffs )

AH...

LOVE FISH... GOT IT.

OH...!

LESSON NUMBER TWO...

YOU HATE WATER.

FISH GOOD, WATER BAD... OKAY?

WHATEVER YOU SAY, CAT.

YOU SEE, DOG, WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP

AND WE LIKE ALL OF THE SAME STUFF.

TAKE GARBAGE, FOR EXAMPLE.

( flies buzzing )

DO WE LIKE GARBAGE, TOO?

NO, NO, NO, NO.

WE BELIEVE THAT GARBAGE BELONGS IN THE DUMP

AND WE SHALL NEVER CHASE IT.

YES, CAT, WE SHALL NEVER CHASE IT.

VERY GOOD, DOG.

SAY, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO SOMETHING TERRIFIC?

THAT WOULD BE... TERRIFIC!

TA-DA!

DOG, YOU AMAZE MYSELF.

( laughing )

THAT'S MY DOG!

NOW LET'S GET SOME REST.

( yawns, sighs )

TOMORROW WE'RE VISITING THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BALL OF YARN.

BEAUTIFUL.

( snoring )

( chuckling )

AND THEY SAY HEAD INJURIES ARE BAD FOR YOU.

( yawns )

( snoring... )

HEH-HEH.

TIME FOR A MIDNIGHT SNACK.

NOW, WHERE DID I LEAVE THAT WHEEL OF BRIE?

OW!

YUH-OH!

WHA... WHAT HAPPENED?

( snoring )

AAH!

( screaming )

I'M ATTACHED TO A CAT!

HEY, PIPE DOWN!

YOU'RE GOING TO WAKE UP THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD, DOG.

WHO IS DOG?

WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS?

YOU'RE DOG.

I AM?

YEAH.

AND YOU'RE A SMART-MOUTHED

ACERBIC LITTLE TROUBLEMAKER. HEH-HEH.

( rooster crows )

( yawning )

OH, GOOD MORNING, DOG.

READY FOR THE YARN BALL?

WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS?

WHAT KIND OF A TOTAL GEEK BALLS UP YARN?

DOG, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

ZILCH-- WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU, FURFACE? HEH-HEH!

DID YOU SAY, "HEH-HEH"?

'MORNING, DOG.

HOW'S TRICKS, FURFACE? HEH-HEH.

FURFACE?

FURFACE?!

WINSLOW!

I JUST HELPED DOG DISCOVER HIS TRUE BLUE INNER SELF.

YEAH, SO BACK OFF, FISHBREATH. HEH-HEH.

COME ON, DOG.

MAYBE SOME FRESH AIR WILL CLEAR YOUR HEAD.

( horns honking... )

OH, LOOK, DOG.

( singing opera )

OPERA!

JEEZ, LOUISE!

I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OVER

WHEN THE FAT LADY SINGS.

YOU NEED MORE FRESH AIR.

( gasps )

HEY, DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON A BIG SCREEN, CAT.

JUST GET REAL CLOSE TO THE SET.

GIVE ME A BREAK, CLIFF.

HEAR THAT, BOYS?

CAT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE GETTING POUNDED TODAY.

GUESS WE GOT TO GO.

UH... I KNOW I GOT TO GO.

I'M HAVING A REAL BAD DAY.

PLEASE...

SIR.

OKAY, CATBUTT.

WE'LL TAKE IT EASY ON YOU

SINCE YOUSE BEEN RESPECTFUL.

( gasps, sighs )

THANKS, CLIFF.

YEAH, YOU'RE A REAL PRINCE.

HOLD IT.

IS THAT LIPSTICK?

IN THAT CASE

YOU'RE A REAL PRINCESS!

HUH?

DOG!

I WISH I WERE HIS PRINCESS.

CATDOG!

LOOK AT THAT... HE'S WEARING ROUGE.

( growling )

NO, CLIFF, PLEASE.

HE'S NOT HIMSELF.

IN FACT, I THINK HE'S WINSLOW.

HE'S SORRY, I'M SORRY, WE'RE ALL SORRY... I'M LEAVING.

BYE-BYE, CUTIE PIE! HEH-HEH!

( singer sings high note )

WHAT...

WHAT HAPPENED?

DUH... THE TV SET

WENT BUMPY ON YOUR COCONUT.

DUH, I LIKE THE COCONUT, DUH... CREAM PIE.

HEY, QUIT MAKING FUN OF LUBE.

OH, NO. DOG...

DUH... HOT DOG WITH SOUR CHERRY SODA ON TOP.

STUPID DOG, YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT HERE.

OH, DOG-- YOUR POOR SWEET SCRAMBLED BRAINS.

Cliff: GET CATDOG!

STOP CATDOG!

YIKES!

( yelping... )

DUH, I LOVE ME...

DUH, I LOVE ME NOT...

UH... I LOVE ME!

DUH, WHO LOVES ME, BABY?

I THINK WE LOST THEM.

DOG, I'M SORRY I GOT YOU INTO THIS

BUT LISTEN TO ME, YOU ARE NOT WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE.

DUH, AM I SAMUEL GOMPERS, FAMOUS LABOR ORGANIZER WITH A FUNNY NAME?

( sighs )

THIS IS GOING TO BE TOUGH.

( flies buzzing )

( speaking slowly ): YOU LIKE GARBAGE, REMEMBER?

YOU LIKE TO EAT...

GUH... OH...

MOLDY BEEF.

OH, PLEASE.

TRY IT, YOU'LL LIKE IT.

AND, UH... ( gagging )

STINKY SOCKS.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I DO?

YEAH.

CHEW, DOG, CHEW, PLEASE.

IT'LL COME BACK TO YOU.

IT HAS TO.

MM-MMM... GARBAGE!

HEE-HEE...

DOG, DOG, DOG? IS THAT YOU?

ARE YOU BACK?

I THINK SO.

UM, OKAY, UH...

LOOK, A GARBAGE TRUCK.

WHERE? WHERE'S THE LIXO TRUCK, WHERE?

IT IS YOU!

Cliff: I HATE TO BREAK UP THIS TEARFUL REUNION

BUT IT'S TIME TO BREAK UP YOUR FACE!

( both screaming )

CLIFF, LEAVE US ALONE.

CATDOG, FIRST WE'RE GOING TO CATCH YOU...

THEN WE'RE GOING TO POUND YOU.

UH, THEN, UH, IT'LL BE NAP TIME

FOLLOWED BY COOKIES AND, UH, JUICY, EH.

IT'S THE LEAGUE FINALS HERE AT GUTTER BALLS AND I LOVE IT.

( inhales deeply )

NOTHING BEATS THE GREAT SMELL OF NACHOS AND SHOE DEODORANT.

( yelping... )

GOOD LUCK, MR. RABBIT SIR...

I HOPE YOU DROP THAT BALL ON YOUR PAW, YOU LITTLE WEASEL.

OOH-WHEE! THAT'S THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I DIDN'T THROW A GUTTER BALL!

( yelping and yelling... )

UH-OH!

OH! YIKES!

AAH!

( grunting... )

THIS I DON'T LOVE.

( grunts )

UH, DUH, WHAT HAPPENED?

WHY AM I AM WHERE I ARE?

All: WHAT HAPPENED?!

HAVE NO FEAR, MR. SUNSHINE IS HERE.

All: HAVE NO FEAR, MR. SUNSHINE IS HERE.

I HATE WHEN THIS HAPPENS.

All: I HATE WHEN THIS HAPPENS.

♪ ONE FINE DAY WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪

♪ A BABY WAS BORN AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪

♪ NO BLUE BUG AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪

♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ OUT ON THE ROAD OR BACK IN TOWN ♪

♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪

♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT, GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪

♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER, GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪

♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG... ♪

[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

and NICKELODEON]

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪

[Captioned byThe Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation]