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♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
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♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
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♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
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♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
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♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
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♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
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♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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OH...!
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TREE... TREE...
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TREE...!
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OH, NOTHING BEATS
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THE GREAT SMELL OF
PINE NEEDLES AND BEEF!
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HEY, CAT,
IT'S TRADITION TIME.
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CLOSE YOUR EYESES.
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THIS WILL BE YOUR BEST
CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER.
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( sniffing )
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( whispers ):
COME ON, SPORTS CAR.
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OKAY, NOW I'LL
CLOSE MY EYES
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AND YOU PUT MY PRESENT
UNDER THE TREE.
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OOH...
YEAH, OKAY, RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO I GOT HERE?
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OH, THAT WILL NEVER DO.
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HMM, YEAH, NOT BAD.
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HO-HO-HO!
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THAT REMINDS ME, CAT!
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I ALMOST FORGOT
MY MOST FAVORITE
TRADITION OF ALL!
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COME ON!
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♪ THE BEST PART OF CHRISTMAS ♪
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♪ IS BEING TOGETHER... ♪
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Both:
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA...!
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( car horns honking... )
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( cash registers chiming... )
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IMAGINE THE THRILL
OF MEETING FATHER CHRISTMAS.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT
FOR CHRISTMAS,
LITTLE BOY?
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I WANT KUNG FU KENNY
WITH REAL BLOOD
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AND HANDS YOU CAN SLICE OFF,
AND A DEATH RAY!
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( imitates death ray
zapping )
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UH... SO MUCH FOR
THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.
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YOW... WOW...
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WHOO-HOO... WHA...
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SANTY, SANTY, SANTY!
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HIYA, MR. KRINGLE.
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UH, YES, YES...
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AND WHAT DO YOU WANT
FOR CHRISTMAS?
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LET ME GUESS...
SOMETHING EXPENSIVE
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WITH A DEATH RAY,
RIGHT?
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GOLLY, NO... ( chuckles )
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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS...
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( whispers ):
I HOPE CAT LIKES MY PRESENT.
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WHY, THAT'S A PURE AND
WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS WISH!
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YOUR TURN, CAT.
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ALL RIGHT...
HERE'S THE DEAL.
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( stage whisper ):
I WANT A SPORTS CAR!
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CHERRY RED
WITH FIVE ON THE FLOOR
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AND A CATALYTIC CONVERTER.
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LET'S HOPE DOG
FINALLY FINDS A WAY
TO MAKE MY WISH COME TRUE.
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( chuckles ) CIAO.
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Rancid:
GANG WAY, GANG WAY!
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STEP ASIDE!
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MAKE WAY
FOR THE V.I.P.s.
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MAY I PRESENT THE CUTEST,
SWEETEST LITTLE GIRL
IN THE WORLD...
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MY NIECE RANCINE.
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THERE YOU GO, RANCINE.
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IF HE GIVES ANY TROUBLE,
UH, LET ME KNOW.
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I OWN THIS MALL, RED.
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SO, WHAT DO YOU
WANT FOR CHRISTMAS,
LITTLE GIRL?
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GET REAL, YOU DIME STORE PHONY!
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UNCLE RANCID ALREADY
BOUGHT ME EVERYTHING!
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WHOA! EXCEPT THAT!
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I WANT IT, I WANT IT...
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I... WANT... IT!
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WELL, YOU'RE
IN LUCK, BOYS.
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MY NIECE WANTS YOU.
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NAME YOUR PRICE
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AND I'LL THROW YOU
IN THE BACK OF MY LIMO.
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ARE YOU
OUT OF YOUR MIND?
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YEAH, CATDOG
IS NOT FOR SALE.
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AND ON THE DAY
BEFORE CHRISTMAS...
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HUH!
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AT LEAST THERE'S A GLIMMER
OF CHRISTMAS SPIRIT LEFT.
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I... WANT... THE CATDOG!
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OKAY, SO IT'S
A VERY FAINT GLIMMER.
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Cliff:
♪ THE BEST PART OF CHRISTMAS
IS BEING TOGETHER... ♪
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HEY!
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CHRISTMAS DREAMS DO COME TRUE!
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LET'S DECK THE HALLS
WITH THEM!
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UH... EASY, FELLAS.
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UH... 'TIS THE SEASON
TO BE JOLLY, RIGHT?
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UH... BYE-BYE!
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( yelling and laughing... )
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MERRY BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH.
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( whispers )
WINSLOW, HEY...
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DID DOG TELL YOU WHAT
HE GOT ME FOR CHRISTMAS?
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THAT BOX WAS KIND OF SHAPED
LIKE A SPORTS CAR KEY.
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WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS?
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OKAY, SO GETTING THE CAR
WOULD BE A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.
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( gulps )
BUT CHRISTMAS MIRACLES HAPPEN
ALL THE TIME, RIGHT?
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NOT TO YOU.
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YOU'LL NEVER GET
WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS.
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NEVER, EVER...
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EVER!
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OOH, WAIT TILL CAT
OPENS MY PRESENT!
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I JUST KNOW HE'S BEEN
DYING FOR A POPSICLE
STICK HOUSEBOAT.
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DOG, DOG, DOG...
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THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL HAVE
A MERRY CHRISTMAS
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IS BY GETTING CAT
A SPORTS CAR...
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AND YOU NEVER WILL.
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CAT LOVES MY PRESENTS.
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OH, YEAH? THEN WHY DOES HE
ALWAYS THROW THEM AWAY?
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I GUESS SO THAT
THE KIDS AT THE DUMP
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HAVE SOMETHING
TO PLAY WITH?
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JEEZE-LOUISE,
YOUSE TWO ARE TOTALLY DELUDED.
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HO-HO-HO-HO.
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MAN, I LOVE MESSING
WITH THEIR HEADS
ON CHRISTMAS.
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MMM... THERE IS NOTHING LIKE
THE GREAT TASTE OF SOAP.
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OH, WHAT'S THE POINT, DOG?
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WINSLOW'S RIGHT...
CHRISTMAS IS A SUCKER'S GAME.
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BUT WHAT ABOUT
OUR GREAT TRADITIONS?
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LIKE WHAT?
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LIKE HANGING OUR DOUBLE STAR.
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OOH...!
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OH! DOUBLE STAR?!
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WE SHOULD CALL IT
THE DOUBLE SCAR!
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THEN WHAT ABOUT
THE SPIRIT OF CAMARADERIE
WITH OUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY?
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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WE ARE OUR ONLY FAMILY
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AND THE ONLY FRIENDS
WHO EVER COME
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ARE WINSLOW, EDDIE
AND THE GREASER DOGS!
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AND WE DON'T EVEN INVITE
ANY OF THEM.
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SOME SAY CRASHING A PARTY
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IS THE HIGHEST FORM
OF COMPLIMENT.
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DOG, EVERYONE ELSE IS OUT THERE
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WITH THEIR FANCY VIDEO GAMES
AND SOLID GOLD TOASTER OVENS
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AND OUR CHRISTMAS STINKS!
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WANT TO KNOW WHY?
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NOT ENOUGH STUFF!
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LOOK, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE
A NICE, BRIGHT, SHINY
NEW BONE?
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SURE.
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UH-HUH.
AND I KNOW I'D LIKE
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A NICE, BRIGHT, SHINY
NEW SPORTS CAR.
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FACE IT!
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WE NEED STUFF.
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ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
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I DON'T KNOW--
ARE YOU THINKING
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ABOUT DRINKING
OUT OF THE TOILET BOWL?
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NO. I HAVE
A BETTER IDEA.
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A MUCH,
MUCH BETTER IDEA.
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( laughing... )
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( laughing )
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( cackling... )
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CAT, WHY ARE WE
LAUGHING?
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YOU'LL SEE.
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( wailing... )
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DO YOU WANT TO
KEEP YOUR JOB HERE,
LARD BUTT?
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I TOLD YOU TO
KEEP TRACK OF THAT
TWO-HEADED MUTANT.
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Cat:
UH, EXCUSE ME.
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Rancid:
IT'S YOU!
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SWEETHEART, UNCLE RANCID
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FOUND YOU THE FREAK
YOU WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS.
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BEEN THINKING
ABOUT MY OFFER?
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WE'LL BE
RANCINE'S PLAYTHING
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BUT WE WANT TOTAL ACCESS
TO ALL YOUR STUFF.
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FREAKS-- I MEAN, FELLAS--
IT'S A DEAL.
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CAT, ARE YOU SURE
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?
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I FEEL SORT OF CHEAP.
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CHEAP, SHMEAP.
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WE'RE MAKING A FORTUNE.
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WHILE THE REST OF THE SUCKERS
EAT THEIR DRIED-UP TURKEY
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I'LL BE DRIVING A SPORTS CAR
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AND YOU'LL BE GNAWING
ON A GIANT T-BONE!
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YOU DO LIKE T-BONES,
DON'T YOU?
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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T-BONE WAS MY NICKNAME
AT FAT CAMP.
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WHERE DO WE SIGN?
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JUST SHAKE.
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( mechanically ):
HO... HO... HO... HO-HO...
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HO... HO... HO... HO-HO...
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( grunting... )
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Dog:
ONLY A FEW MORE HOURS
AND IT'S "HELLO, STUFF."
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Cat:
AND YOU KNOW,
I'VE GOT TO AGREE
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THIS WAS AN IDEA
WITH ABSOLUTELY NO DOWN SIDE.
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Santa:
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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THEY SOLD THEMSELVES
FOR CHRISTMAS.
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THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND
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WHEN I GOT INVOLVED IN THIS
WHOLE CHRISTMAS TRADITION!
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UH, HOLD IT.
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YOU'RE THE REAL
SANTA CLAUS?
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BUT KRIS...
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DIDN'T DOG SHOW YOU
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A TINY GLIMMER OF CHRISTMAS
HOPE, HUH? COME ON.
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YES, BUT THEN
HE SOLD HIMSELF
FOR CHRISTMAS!
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DOES THIS MEAN
THERE'S AN EASTER BUNNY?
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THERE BETTER BE--
HE OWES ME 60 BUCKS.
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OH, CHRISTMAS DOESN'T SEEM TO
MAKE ANYONE HAPPY ANYMORE.
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MAYBE THEY'D BE BETTER OFF
WITHOUT IT.
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WHAT CATDOG DID
WAS THE FINAL STRAW.
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CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED FOREVER!
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THAT'S RIGHT, VIEWERS--
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CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELED.
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ACCORDING TO INSIDE SOURCES
AT THE NORTH POLE
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IT'S THE FAULT OF THIS
STRANGE-LOOKING CREATURE.
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WHY, THAT TWO-HEADED TRAITOR!
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I'M GOING TO... I'M GOING TO...
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MURDALIZE THEM!
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YEAH, THAT'S IT.
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WHERE'S CATDOG?
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I WISH I KNEW, THE BUMS.
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OH, THEY BETTER PRAY
I DON'T FIND THEM.
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( crunch ) OW!
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THEY'LL PAY FOR THAT, TOO.
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LET'S GET THEM!
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Dog:
OH, CHRISTMAS MORNING...
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OPEN US UP!
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CATDOG!
ALL RIGHT!
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I GOT TOTALLY RIPPED OFF
THIS CHRISTMAS.
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EVERYTHING'S GONE
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AND YOU'RE THE ONLY
PRESENT I GOT LEFT
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SO YOU BETTER BE GOOD!
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WE'RE THE BEST, AND WE
DON'T REQUIRE BATTERIES.
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LET'S GO PLAY
WITH YOUR STUFF!
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MAY I PLEASE HAVE ANOTHER BONE?
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( laughing )
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00:12:56,266 --> 00:12:57,400
( engine starts )
233
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,933
WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO...
( laughing )
234
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:08,833
I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!
( laughs )
235
00:13:09,033 --> 00:13:10,600
SO, DOG...
236
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,700
IS THIS THE LIFE,
OR IS THIS THE LIFE?
237
00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:15,966
I GUESS IT'S THE LIFE.
238
00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:17,133
( laughs )
239
00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:18,133
( gasps )
240
00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:19,333
DOG!
241
00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:21,033
( tires squeal )
242
00:13:23,233 --> 00:13:27,766
TREE... TREE.. TREE...
243
00:13:27,966 --> 00:13:30,333
( sniffing )
244
00:13:30,533 --> 00:13:34,600
SAY, CAT, CHRISTMAS
ISN'T SUPPOSED TO SMELL
LIKE SWEATY METAL.
245
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,733
( sniffing )
246
00:13:36,933 --> 00:13:38,833
YEAH.
247
00:13:39,033 --> 00:13:42,900
I MISS OUR TREE... AND I MISS
OUR OTHER TRADITIONS, TOO...
248
00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:45,166
EVEN IF YOU THINK
THEY'RE STUPID.
249
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,800
I LIKE THE DOUBLE STAR.
250
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,133
WELL...
251
00:13:55,066 --> 00:13:58,333
IT SURE COULD CATCH THE LIGHT.
252
00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:00,166
UM...I MAY HAVE MADE
253
00:14:00,366 --> 00:14:03,366
A LITTLE CHRISTMAS BOO-BOO
THIS TIME, DOG.
254
00:14:03,566 --> 00:14:05,900
I THINK IT'S TIME TO GO HOME.
255
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:09,100
WELL, HI-HO-HO-HO-
DIGGITY TO THAT!
256
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:17,933
UH, RANCINE, WE MADE
A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.
257
00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:20,133
YOU'RE TELLING ME!
258
00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:23,900
YOU JUST LEFT A SKID MARK
THE SIZE OF WYOMING!
259
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:27,166
YES, IT'S WRONG FOR US
TO BE HERE LIKE THIS.
260
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:30,433
SO FARE THEE WELL,
AND MERRY CHR...
261
00:14:30,633 --> 00:14:33,566
A GUY TRIED TO WELSH
ON A DEAL WITH ME ONCE.
262
00:14:33,766 --> 00:14:36,400
I MADE A COFFEE TABLE
OUT OF HIS SHIN BONES.
263
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,066
NICE WORKMANSHIP.
264
00:14:41,266 --> 00:14:46,400
( thumping, grunting )
265
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,733
YOU'RE MINE!
266
00:14:48,933 --> 00:14:51,266
AND YOU'RE NOT
GOING ANYWHERE!
267
00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:56,666
NO WONDER YOU DIDN'T GET
ANY OTHER PRESENTS!
268
00:14:56,866 --> 00:14:58,600
YOU'RE A VERY NAUGHTY GIRL!
269
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:02,066
AND PROUD OF IT!
270
00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:09,133
( crowd yelling... )
271
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:12,833
COME ON OUT,
YOU CHRISTMAS-CANCELING COWARDS!
272
00:15:13,033 --> 00:15:16,166
I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET A JET SKI
THIS YEAR.
273
00:15:16,366 --> 00:15:17,866
GUARD, GUARD!
274
00:15:18,066 --> 00:15:21,633
WE'VE GOT
ONE SICK PUPPY
ON OUR HANDS!
275
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,566
Rancine:
OH, MAN!
276
00:15:23,766 --> 00:15:26,900
WHY DO ALL MY TOYS BREAK
ON CHRISTMAS DAY?
277
00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:37,733
Rancine:
HEY! HEY... HEY...
278
00:15:43,066 --> 00:15:47,000
( groaning )
279
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:50,866
CAT, WE CAN'T JUST
LEAVE HER LIKE THIS.
280
00:15:51,066 --> 00:15:52,333
( weakly ):
HELP ME...
281
00:15:52,533 --> 00:15:53,566
YOU'RE RIGHT, DOG.
282
00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:58,733
UP YOU GO!
283
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,300
Rancine:
HELP ME!
284
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,033
SOMEBODY PLEASE
HELP ME!
285
00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:11,466
( gasps )
286
00:16:15,633 --> 00:16:16,666
HMM...
287
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,266
( whimpering )
288
00:16:31,466 --> 00:16:33,100
AH...
289
00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:34,166
THERE'S OUR WAY OUT!
290
00:17:07,833 --> 00:17:09,000
HEY, CAT!
291
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,400
THE DOOR IS OPEN.
292
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,933
YA... HOO-HOO...
293
00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:20,700
WHOA...
294
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:23,333
HI-HO-HO-HO-DIGGITY!
295
00:17:23,533 --> 00:17:27,233
AH... HOME, SWEET HOUSE.
296
00:17:27,433 --> 00:17:30,233
AND WE STILL HAVE
FIVE MINUTES LEFT
OF CHRISTMAS!
297
00:17:30,433 --> 00:17:33,466
TIME FOR
THE OLD TRADITIONS!
298
00:17:33,666 --> 00:17:36,000
( both gasp )
299
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,500
Cat:
OUR DOUBLE TREE...
300
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:41,233
AND OUR CHRISTMAS PUNCH.
301
00:17:41,433 --> 00:17:43,433
Cliff:
AHA!
302
00:17:43,633 --> 00:17:45,866
SWEET REVENGE!
303
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,566
WHAT'S GOING ON?
304
00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:50,466
YOU JERKS GOT
CHRISTMAS CANCELED!
305
00:17:50,666 --> 00:17:51,666
WHAT?!
306
00:17:51,866 --> 00:17:53,433
YOU MUST HAVE DONE
307
00:17:53,633 --> 00:17:55,600
SOMETHING REAL HEINOUS
308
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,400
'CAUSE SANTA IS MAD!
309
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,200
( gasps )
310
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,766
OH...
311
00:18:01,966 --> 00:18:04,733
AND NOW, WE'RE GOING TO
POUND YOU!
312
00:18:04,933 --> 00:18:07,166
Rancine:
NOT SO FAST!
313
00:18:07,366 --> 00:18:08,833
CATDOG ARE
MY PROPERTY
314
00:18:09,033 --> 00:18:11,100
SO I GET TO
POUND THEM FIRST.
315
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:13,566
THEN UNCLE RANCID
GETS A SHOT
316
00:18:13,766 --> 00:18:15,866
AND THEN THEY'RE
ALL YOURS.
317
00:18:16,066 --> 00:18:19,600
Cat:
IT'S MY FAULT! I DID IT!
318
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:23,333
I SOLD MYSELF FOR CHRISTMAS
AND NOW IT'S GONE FOREVER
319
00:18:23,533 --> 00:18:24,600
AND I'M JUST SO SORRY!
320
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:25,800
IT'S ALL MY FAULT...
321
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,200
YEAH, YEAH, WE KNOW.
322
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,133
( weeping )
323
00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:33,133
( all growling )
324
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:36,200
STOP...!
325
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,900
YOU GOT THIS
ALL WRONG.
326
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,800
WE CAN STILL HAVE CHRISTMAS.
327
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,566
LOOK!
328
00:18:47,233 --> 00:18:48,833
TA-DA!
329
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:52,900
DOG...
330
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:54,100
IT'S OUR TREE...
331
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,733
AND OUR CHRISTMAS PUNCH.
332
00:18:56,933 --> 00:18:59,233
YOU GUYS ARE BOTH NUTS!
333
00:18:59,433 --> 00:19:02,400
THAT'S JUST SOME JUNK
AND A BOWLFUL OF DIRTY WATER.
334
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:06,000
NO, THEY'RE OUR CHRISTMAS
TRADITIONS, ALL OF THEM.
335
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:09,100
YOU GUYS ARE EVEN HERE,
JUST LIKE EVERY YEAR.
336
00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:11,833
WHAT ARE YOU,
SOME KIND OF NOEL NINCOMPOOP?
337
00:19:12,033 --> 00:19:14,200
WE CRASHED YOUR CHRISTMAS PARTY.
338
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,966
COME TO THINK OF IT,
THAT IS JUST LIKE
EVERY YEAR.
339
00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:20,800
EXACTLY! SEE, IT'S NOT
THE STUFF THAT COUNTS.
340
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,633
CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT SHARING WITH
THE PEOPLE YOU'RE CLOSEST WITH
341
00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:25,800
AND THAT'S ALL OF US.
342
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:28,933
DOG'S RIGHT.
343
00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:31,166
WE MAY NOT LIKE IT
ALL THE TIME
344
00:19:31,366 --> 00:19:35,266
BUT FACE IT, WE'RE...
YOU KNOW, A FAMILY...
SORT OF.
345
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:38,533
AND WE COULD STILL
CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS.
DOG?
346
00:19:47,133 --> 00:19:48,700
THERE...
347
00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:51,266
HA! YOU CALL THAT CHRISTMAS?
348
00:19:52,933 --> 00:19:54,800
All:
OH...
349
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,466
IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
350
00:19:56,666 --> 00:19:58,300
( Dog gasps )
351
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,033
IT'S WARMY.
352
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:02,900
JEEZE-LOUISE...
IT'S CHRISTMAS!
353
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,233
CATDOG'S RIGHT.
354
00:20:04,433 --> 00:20:07,000
I GUESS WE ARE FAMILY... SORTA.
355
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,333
WE DIDN'T CANCEL CHRISTMAS.
356
00:20:09,533 --> 00:20:10,433
Cat:
YEAH.
357
00:20:10,633 --> 00:20:11,633
NO ONE CAN.
358
00:20:11,833 --> 00:20:13,533
NOT EVEN SANTA CLAUS
359
00:20:13,733 --> 00:20:16,366
BECAUSE CHRISTMAS IS IN HERE.
360
00:20:16,566 --> 00:20:18,833
ACTUALLY, NO, IT'S MORE OVER...
361
00:20:19,033 --> 00:20:21,100
YEAH, IT'S RIGHT HERE. YEAH.
362
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:22,600
MERRY CHRISTMAS, DOG.
363
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:25,866
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
CAT.
364
00:20:26,066 --> 00:20:29,300
( tearfully ):
THAT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING
I EVER SAW.
365
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:33,566
WITH THE POSSIBLE EXCEPTION
OF SOME STUFF I SAW
WHEN I WAS IN THE NAVY.
366
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:36,500
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
CATDOG.
367
00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:40,633
All:
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
368
00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:42,333
( bells jingling, crash )
369
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,300
HO-HO-HO...
370
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:45,466
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
371
00:20:45,666 --> 00:20:47,466
OH, SANTA...
372
00:20:47,666 --> 00:20:51,033
I AM SO SORRY.
373
00:20:51,233 --> 00:20:53,533
NO, CATDOG,
I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.
374
00:20:53,733 --> 00:20:58,800
GRANTED, SELLING YOURSELF
FOR CHRISTMAS WAS THE MOST
VILE ACT IMAGINABLE...
375
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,400
APOLOGY ACCEPTED,
KRINGLEKINS.
376
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:04,566
BUT DOG...
YOU'VE SHOWN US ALL
THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS
377
00:21:04,766 --> 00:21:06,666
IS ALIVE AND WELL.
378
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:09,066
SO CHRISTMAS IS BACK ON!
379
00:21:12,733 --> 00:21:13,933
( rattling )
380
00:21:14,133 --> 00:21:15,633
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
CATDOG.
381
00:21:15,833 --> 00:21:18,566
AND IF YOU
PULL ANOTHER
STUNT LIKE THAT
382
00:21:18,766 --> 00:21:21,033
ONE PHONE CALL
AND I CANCEL EASTER!
383
00:21:22,966 --> 00:21:24,733
OH!
384
00:21:24,933 --> 00:21:28,666
A HOUSEBOAT MADE OUT
OF POPSICLE STICKS! THAT'S...
385
00:21:28,866 --> 00:21:31,933
BOY... THAT'S JUST
WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED.
386
00:21:32,133 --> 00:21:33,100
I KNEW IT!
387
00:21:34,666 --> 00:21:37,166
A BAR OF SOAP!
388
00:21:37,366 --> 00:21:39,166
DELICIOUS!
389
00:21:46,033 --> 00:21:48,800
♪ HANGING A STOCKING ♪
390
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,066
♪ TRIMMING THE TREE ♪
391
00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:53,566
♪ CRACKING A CHESTNUT ♪
392
00:21:53,766 --> 00:21:56,466
♪ MISTLETOEING WITH ME ♪
393
00:21:56,666 --> 00:22:02,066
♪ HAVING YOURSELF
A NICE SNOWBALL FIGHT ♪
394
00:22:02,266 --> 00:22:04,266
♪ THAT'S WHAT WE DO ♪
395
00:22:04,466 --> 00:22:07,933
♪ ON OUR CHRISTMAS NIGHT ♪
396
00:22:08,133 --> 00:22:13,733
( well-enunciated ):
♪ THE BEST PART OF CHRISTMAS
IS BEING TOGETHER ♪
397
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:22,700
♪ SHARING THE GOOD TIMES
AND SINGING A SONG... ♪
398
00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:27,733
♪ THERE'S NOTHING THAT'S BETTER
THAN CHRISTMAS WITH CATDOG ♪
399
00:22:27,933 --> 00:22:30,733
♪ I WISH WE COULD DO IT ♪
400
00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:37,300
♪ ALL THE YEAR LONG... ♪
401
00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:39,266
Shriek:
WHERE'S CATDOG?
402
00:22:39,466 --> 00:22:40,866
Winslow:
I DON'T KNOW.
403
00:22:41,066 --> 00:22:42,166
Santa:
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
404
00:22:42,366 --> 00:22:44,166
AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!
405
00:22:44,366 --> 00:22:45,800
Cat:
OH...
406
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,633
HEY CAT, I CAN SEE
OUR HOUSE FROM HERE!
407
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:50,666
OH, JUST GET US DOWN
IN ONE PIECE, RUDOLPH!
408
00:22:50,866 --> 00:22:52,600
Dog:
GARBAGE TRUCK, GARBAGE TRUCK...!
409
00:22:53,933 --> 00:22:55,166
DOG, NO!
410
00:22:55,366 --> 00:22:58,633
HO-HO-HO...!
411
00:22:58,833 --> 00:22:59,533
( Dog laughing )
412
00:23:04,866 --> 00:23:07,466
♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
413
00:23:07,666 --> 00:23:10,266
♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
414
00:23:10,466 --> 00:23:12,033
♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
415
00:23:12,233 --> 00:23:13,333
♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
416
00:23:13,533 --> 00:23:17,266
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
417
00:23:17,466 --> 00:23:20,000
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
418
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,700
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
419
00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:24,666
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
420
00:23:24,866 --> 00:23:26,833
♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
421
00:23:27,033 --> 00:23:28,133
♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
422
00:23:28,333 --> 00:23:30,933
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
423
00:23:31,133 --> 00:23:33,666
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG... ♪
424
00:23:33,866 --> 00:23:36,266
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
425
00:23:36,466 --> 00:23:39,133
and NICKELODEON]
426
00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:41,833
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
427
00:23:42,033 --> 00:23:44,000
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WGBH Educational Foundation]
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