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♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
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♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
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♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
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♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
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♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
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♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
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♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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Dog:
YOU HAVE BIG FUNNY TEETH
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MR. PARSNIP MAN.
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ALL THE BETTER
TO EAT YOU WITH, TURNIP.
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AAH! I'M A POTATO! AAH!
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I WILL SAVE YOU,
FRIEND SPUD.
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AH, IT DOESN'T GET
ANY BETTER THAN THIS,
DOES IT, CAT?
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DOG, I'M BORED.
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AW, YOU WANT TO CHEW?
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NO, NO.
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I'VE DONE EVERYTHING REMOTELY
EXCITING IN THIS ONE-HORSE TOWN.
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OH, DOG, I WANT ACTION.
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I WANT THRILLS.
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I WANT... MERVIS AND DUNGLAP?
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CATDOG, DID YOU HEAR
THE NEWS?
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I'M GOING
TO TELL THEM.
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I HEARD ABOUT IT
FIRST.
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NO WAY,
I CAN TELL IT BETTER!
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( grunting... )
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
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BREAK IT UP, YOU TWO.
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NOW, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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WE GOT JOBS
AT THEME PARK WORLD LAND.
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AND THEY JUST OPENED
THE MOST AMAZING
COLOSSAL ROLLER COASTER.
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ROLLY COASTER?
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THE BUTT BUSTER.
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IT GOES 200 MILES AN HOUR...
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IT'S 20 STORIES HIGH
AND IT HAS
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16 BODACIOUS
LOOPS.
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HEY! I WAS GOING TO
GIVE THEM THE SPECS.
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WE GOT YOU
FREE TICKETS.
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HEY, I WAS SUPPOSED
TO GIVE THEM THOSE.
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CAT, THIS IS JUST WHAT
YOU'VE BEEN WANTING AND
WISHING AND WAITING FOR.
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TODAY, WE RIDE
THE ROLLY COASTER!
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YEAH... IT, IT SOUNDS...
SOUNDS EX... CITING.
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( Cat whimpering )
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THERE IT IS,
IN ALL ITS GLORY...
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THE BUTT BUSTER.
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( people screaming in distance )
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THAT LOOKS, UH, GREAT.
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LET'S GO, LET'S GO!
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WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE, DOG.
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LET'S, UH... TRY
SOME OTHER RIDES FIRST.
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WHEE, ISN'T...
ISN'T THIS FUN, DOG?
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AW, THIS ISN'T FUN.
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THIS IS FOR BABIES.
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CAT, I WANT TO GO
ON THE BUTT BUSTER.
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Cliff:
IT'S SWEET WIDDLE
CATDOGGIE
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ON THE GWEAT
BIG AIWY-PWANE.
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( all laugh )
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DON'T GO TOO FAST.
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YOU MIGHT BREAK
THE SOUND BARRIER.
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I HOPE YOU HAVE
YOUR PARA... PAR...
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PAIR OF SHOES, HEH-HEH.
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CAT, THIS IS
EMBARRASSING.
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HEY, WE'LL SEE
YOUSE WIMPS LATER.
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WE'RE GOING ON
THE BUTT BUSTER.
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SO ARE WE.
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YOU? HA!
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I HEAR IT'S SO FAST
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YOUR UNDERWEAR
COMES OFF.
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I HEAR YOU
PUKE YOUR
GUTS OUT.
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DUH... I HEAR A LITTLE SINGING
MONKEY IN MY HEAD SOMETIMES.
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WELL, WE'RE GOING TO RIDE IT.
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HA! THAT'LL BE
THE DAY.
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( all laughing )
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WE ARE GOING TO RIDE IT
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AREN'T WE, CAT?
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OF COURSE WE ARE.
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RIGHT AFTER WE
CHECK OUT SOMETHING
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THAT'S EVEN MORE EXCITING.
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( organ plays intro )
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♪ WATERS OF THE WORLD ♪
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♪ FOR EVERY BOY AND GIRL ♪
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♪ WATER WE CAN SHARE ♪
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♪ LOVE IS
EVERYWHERE... ♪
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CAT, LET'S GO.
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THIS IS HORRIBLE.
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I'M GOING
ON THE BUTT BUSTER.
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WAIT, THE BEST PART
IS COMING UP.
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CAT, YOU'RE NOT AFRAID OF GOING
ON THE BUTT BUSTER, ARE YOU?
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WHAT? ME? AF... AFRAID
OF THE BUTT BUSTER?
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OH, DOG...
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WHY I LOVE NOTHING MORE
THAN GOING 200 MILES AN HOUR
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THROUGH UPSIDE DOWN LOOPS
20 STORIES HIGH.
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HI-HO DIGGITY!
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LET'S GO!
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NO, NO, NO! LET'S...
LET'S GET SOMETHING
TO EAT FIRST.
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YEAH... UH, YES,
I WILL HAVE A...
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BUTTER ON A STICK...
PLEASE.
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ENJOY.
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YUMMY, MMM.
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YOU WANT ONE, DOG?
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I DON'T WANT TO EAT,
I DON'T WANT TO GO
ON BABY RIDES
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AND I DON'T WANT TO
SEE ANY MORE WATER!
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I WANT TO GO
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ON THE BUTT BUSTER... NOW!
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BUT... WE JUST ATE, YES, AND WE
HAVE TO WAIT AT LEAST AN HOUR--
OOH, MAYBE TWO--
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AND, AND THEN THERE'S
THE PENNY ARCADE
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AND THE CHOO-CHOO TRAIN.
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OH, NO...
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LOOK AT THIS LINE.
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WELL, I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO
COME BACK ANOTHER TIME.
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Mervis:
HEY, CATDOG!
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I CAN GET YOU
TO THE HEAD OF THE LINE.
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USE THE EMPLOYEE
ENTRANCE.
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Dog:
WHOOPEE!
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Cat:
NO, NO, NO.
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( groaning )
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"YOU MUST BE THIS HIGH
TO GO ON THIS RIDE."
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OH, GEE... I DON'T THINK
WE'RE TALL ENOUGH, DOG.
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TOO BAD. WHAT A SHAME.
GOSH DARN IT.
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SEE, CAT, WE'RE TALL ENOUGH.
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WELL, IF IT AIN'T
THE FLYING WIMPOS.
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YOUR MOMMY SAY YOU CAN RIDE
THE BIG RIDE NOW? ( laughs )
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DUH, MY MOMMY WANTS ME
TO WEAR THIS.
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( people screaming... )
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( chattering )
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WE'RE GOING TO RIDE
THIS THING
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TEN TIMES.
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UH, DOG, CAN I SPEAK
TO YOU FOR A MOMENT?
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I DON'T WANT TO RIDE THIS.
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IT'S TOO BIG, TOO SCARY,
AND TOO FAST.
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COME ON, IT'LL BE FUN.
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THERE'S NOTHING TO BE
AFRAID OF AND IT'LL BE
OVER IN TWO MINUTES.
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AND I'LL BE RIGHT THERE
BESIDE YOU.
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WELL... ( gulps ) OKAY.
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WHOO-EE!
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
I WAS PULLING SOME G's.
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SEE, CAT?
THEY LOVED IT.
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ROW NUMBER ONE.
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( whimpering )
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OH, BOY, CAT,
WE GOT THE FRONT SEAT.
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LUCKY US.
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REMAIN SEATED.
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KEEP YOUR ARMS, LEGS AND PAWS
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INSIDE THE VEHICLE
AT ALL TIMES.
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UH, MERVIS,
IS THIS RIDE SAFE?
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SURE, IT'S SAFE.
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( screams )
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( whimpering )
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( whimpers )
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DON'T WORRY.
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NOTHING BAD
CAN HAPPEN.
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YOU'RE DOING IT
ALL WRONG.
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BECAUSE YOU'RE
HELPING.
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PUT IT LIKE THIS.
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( grunting )
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NO, THAT'S OKAY, GUYS,
I'LL DO IT.
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( Cat whimpers, screams )
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IT'S SAFE,
NOTHING BAD CAN HAPPEN.
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IT'S SAFE...
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IT'S SAFE,
NOTHING BAD CAN HAPPEN.
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IS IT OVER?
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NOPE.
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( screaming... )
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( gagging and whimpering... )
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( screaming... )
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( Dog whooping... )
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IT'S SAFE, NOTHING
BAD CAN HAPPEN.
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IT'S SAFE,
NOTHING BAD
CAN HAPPEN.
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IT'S SAFE, NOTHING
BAD CAN HAPPEN.
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( cheering )
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BOO!
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( laughs )
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SCAREDY-CAT,
SCAREDY-CAT.
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HE'S A BIG BABY.
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BIG CHICKEN CAT.
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( beeping )
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UH-OH! OH, NO,
CATDOG'S IN TROUBLE.
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I GOT TO STOP THE RIDE.
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HEY, THAT'S MY JOB.
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YOU'RE DOING IT
ALL WRONG.
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( grunting )
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NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID.
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I'M THE KING OF THE COASTER!
YEAH! YEAH!
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( laughing )
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( screaming... )
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OW!
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OW!
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DUH...
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THANKS, MAMA!
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( both screaming... )
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MOMMY, MOMMY... I'M SCARED!
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( shrieking )
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LA LA LA LA, SINGING MONKEYS.
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( grunting )
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( screaming... )
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All:
YOW....!
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( screaming... )
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( screaming )
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WHOA...!
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HOLD ON, CAT!
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( gibbering )
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( screaming... )
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WHOO...
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AAH...!
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CAT, SAVE YOURSELF!
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( screams )
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HEY, I TOLD YOU GUYS
TO REMAIN SEATED.
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( grunting )
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( laughing )
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NO!
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( screaming... )
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HEY, YOUR OWN VOMIT
DOESN'T TASTE TOO BAD
THE THIRD TIME DOWN.
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THAT WAS WORSE
THAN MY SENIOR PROM.
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DUH... WHY ARE MY PANTS WET?
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( crying )
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OH, CAT, I'M SORRY.
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I NEVER SHOULD HAVE MADE YOU
GO ON THAT RIDE.
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NO MORE ROLLY COASTERS EVER,
OKAY, CAT?
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CAT?
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THAT WAS THE SINGLE GREATEST
MOMENT OF MY LIFE!
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I WANT TO GO HIGHER,
FASTER, MORE, MORE, MORE!
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( laughing wildly )
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WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
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THEY JUST OPENED A NEW RIDE--
THE BRAIN PULVERIZER.
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500 MILES AN HOUR!
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100 LOOPS THROUGH RAIN,
SLEET, SNOW AND FIRE.
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AT ONE POINT YOUR BRAIN
ACTUALLY FALLS OUT OF YOUR HEAD.
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WELL, ALL RIGHTY.
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THEN WHY ARE WE WASTING
TIME TALKING?
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LET'S RIDE!
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( laughing wildly )
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( Dog yelling... )
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( coins clinking )
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NEARBURG MAY BE
A SMALL, JERKWATER TOWN
243
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,600
BUT BEING MAYOR
STILL HAS ITS PERKS.
244
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:27,033
( sighs )
245
00:12:27,233 --> 00:12:29,000
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
246
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,600
THIS TUB IS SUPPOSED TO BE
FULL OF GOLD COINS!
247
00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:35,166
HMM, LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME
248
00:12:35,366 --> 00:12:37,500
TO START FLEECING
THE PUBLIC AGAIN.
249
00:12:40,066 --> 00:12:41,966
( oompah band playing... )
250
00:12:44,533 --> 00:12:47,833
( yelling... )
251
00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:49,466
Cliff:
YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN!
252
00:12:49,666 --> 00:12:50,933
( laughing )
253
00:12:51,133 --> 00:12:52,433
CAN'T YOU GO
ANY FASTER, DOG?
254
00:12:52,633 --> 00:12:53,900
THEY'RE GAINING ON US.
255
00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:56,166
FASTER?
256
00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:04,100
Shriek:
TRAPPED,
LIKE A TWO-HEADED RAT.
257
00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:09,200
YOU KNOW, I LIKE THE CHASING,
BUT I LOVE THE POUNDING.
258
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:13,233
YOU KNOW, I LIKE, UH...
259
00:13:13,433 --> 00:13:15,500
LITTLE BABY DUCKS.
260
00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:16,633
QUACK.
261
00:13:16,833 --> 00:13:17,800
( whirring )
262
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,566
HEY, WHAT THE...?
263
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:21,633
Rancid:
GOT YOU.
264
00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:24,733
GET YOUR STINKING PAWS OFF
OF ME, YOU DARN DIRTY RABBIT.
265
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,866
SAY, WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
266
00:13:29,066 --> 00:13:32,500
I'M ARRESTING HIM
FOR NOT HAVING A DOG LICENSE.
267
00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:34,133
DOG LICENSE?
268
00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:37,900
SINCE WHEN DO WE
NEED LICENSES?
269
00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:40,700
SINCE I MADE IT A LAW
FIVE MINUTES AGO.
270
00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:41,700
LUBE!
271
00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:43,766
RUN!
272
00:13:43,966 --> 00:13:45,666
DUH... OKAY.
273
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:54,966
I'M BEGINNING TO SUSPECT
THAT LUBE IS STUPID.
274
00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:57,833
ANY OTHER UNLICENSED CANINES
AROUND HERE?
275
00:13:58,033 --> 00:14:00,966
UH, NOPE, JUST ME,
A LITTLE OLD CAT.
276
00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:04,800
YOU KNOW, UH, MEOW, PURR, PURR,
ET CETERA, ET CETERA, SO FORTH.
277
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:08,233
( grumbles )
278
00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:11,733
THANKS, CAT,
THAT WAS CLOSE.
279
00:14:11,933 --> 00:14:15,533
THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL
MOMENT, DOG.
280
00:14:15,733 --> 00:14:18,366
THE GREASERS ARE GONE!
281
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:23,166
( grunting... )
282
00:14:23,366 --> 00:14:25,633
LET ME OUT OF HERE!
283
00:14:25,833 --> 00:14:27,400
THIS IS
A GRAVE INJUSTICE.
284
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:32,300
DUH, I LIKE GRAVY AND JUICE.
285
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:34,733
YOU WANT OUT,
YOU GOT TO GET A LICENSE.
286
00:14:34,933 --> 00:14:37,166
YOU WANT A LICENSE,
YOU GOT TO TAKE A TEST.
287
00:14:37,366 --> 00:14:39,366
YOU WANT TO TAKE A TEST,
YOU GOT TO PAY.
288
00:14:39,566 --> 00:14:40,766
WHAT KIND OF TEST?
289
00:14:40,966 --> 00:14:43,366
UH, EH... A DOG TEST.
290
00:14:43,566 --> 00:14:44,966
WHAT'S A DOG TEST?
291
00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:47,733
YOU'LL SEE, POOCH, YOU'LL SEE.
292
00:14:55,366 --> 00:14:58,533
DOG, THIS IS FANTASTIC.
293
00:14:58,733 --> 00:15:00,333
NOW THAT THEY'RE LOCKED UP
294
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,000
WE CAN GO
ANYWHERE WE WANT
295
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,900
WITHOUT WORRYING
ABOUT THE GREASERS.
296
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:06,333
NO, WE CAN'T GO ANYWHERE.
297
00:15:06,533 --> 00:15:07,666
IF I GO OUT THERE
298
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,366
THAT BIG GREEDY GREEN BUNNY
299
00:15:09,566 --> 00:15:10,600
IS GOING TO THROW ME
IN THE CLINK!
300
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,300
OH, DON'T WORRY, DOG.
301
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,366
NO ONE'S GOING TO COME
AFTER YOU HERE.
302
00:15:14,566 --> 00:15:17,100
( doorbell rings )
303
00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:18,266
Rancid:
OPEN UP!
304
00:15:18,466 --> 00:15:19,633
I KNOW YOU'VE GOT
305
00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:20,533
AT LEAST HALF A DOG IN THERE.
306
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,166
THAT'S IT.
307
00:15:24,366 --> 00:15:26,666
AS MAYOR, I GRANT MYSELF
A SEARCH WARRANT.
308
00:15:29,033 --> 00:15:30,000
HUH?
309
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,266
WHO ARE YOU?
310
00:15:32,466 --> 00:15:36,900
( with heavy accent ):
UM... I'M, UH...
THE CLEANING LADY.
311
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:38,566
( laughs nervously )
312
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,566
HMM. ALL RIGHT,
BUT YOU TELL THAT DOG
313
00:15:44,766 --> 00:15:47,066
I'LL BE BACK.
314
00:15:47,266 --> 00:15:49,533
BY THE WAY,
YOU MISSED A SPOT.
315
00:15:50,933 --> 00:15:51,933
( engine starts )
316
00:15:52,133 --> 00:15:53,133
( Dog groaning )
317
00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:56,133
THAT WAS CLOSE.
318
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:59,666
( all muttering )
319
00:15:59,866 --> 00:16:01,733
HAS EVERYBODY PAID?
320
00:16:01,933 --> 00:16:03,333
OKAY, IT'S TEST TIME.
321
00:16:03,533 --> 00:16:04,833
YOU FIRST.
322
00:16:05,033 --> 00:16:06,500
LET'S HEAR YOU
BARK LIKE A DOG.
323
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:09,366
DUH... BARK WOOF.
324
00:16:09,566 --> 00:16:11,166
NOPE... YOUR TURN.
325
00:16:11,366 --> 00:16:12,933
NO PROBLEM.
326
00:16:13,133 --> 00:16:16,333
( howls )
327
00:16:16,533 --> 00:16:17,600
CLOSER.
328
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,000
I GOT THIS.
329
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,466
( barks )
330
00:16:21,666 --> 00:16:24,400
WHO WAS THE M.V.P.
OF THE 1956 WORLD SERIES?
331
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:25,733
YOGI BERRA.
332
00:16:25,933 --> 00:16:27,100
DON LARSEN.
333
00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:30,733
OF COURSE-- THE PERFECT GAME.
334
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:35,166
WHAT DOES THAT
HAVE TO DO WITH
BEING A DOG?
335
00:16:35,366 --> 00:16:39,433
DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL HAVE
PLENTY OF TIME TO TRY AGAIN.
336
00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:41,233
( laughing )
337
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:46,200
HMM, STILL NOT ENOUGH.
338
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,900
CATCH THE BALL,
BUTTERFINGERS!
339
00:16:51,433 --> 00:16:53,400
LET'S SEE YOU CATCH IT, LAME-O.
340
00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:05,133
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR
NOT HAVING A PIG LICENSE.
341
00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:10,566
( laughs )
342
00:17:10,766 --> 00:17:14,166
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR
NOT HAVING A WEASEL LICENSE.
343
00:17:19,866 --> 00:17:22,300
NO SQUIRREL LICENSE.
344
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,500
HEY!
345
00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:25,266
NO RAT LICENSE.
346
00:17:25,466 --> 00:17:27,099
NO ELEPHANT LICENSE.
347
00:17:29,266 --> 00:17:31,133
NO GOPHER LICENSE.
348
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:32,300
NO MONKEY LICENSE.
349
00:17:33,866 --> 00:17:35,100
NO BIRD LICENSE.
350
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,766
AND YOU...
351
00:17:38,966 --> 00:17:41,033
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
FOR NOT HAVING A...
352
00:17:41,233 --> 00:17:42,766
NOT HAVING A, A...
353
00:17:42,966 --> 00:17:45,966
NOT HAVING A LICENSE.
( laughs )
354
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:49,100
CAN WE PLEASE
GO HOME NOW?
355
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:51,366
A LITTLE WHILE
LONGER, DOG.
356
00:17:51,566 --> 00:17:53,466
IT'S JUST
SO GLORIOUS OUT
357
00:17:53,666 --> 00:17:56,666
WITH NO GREASERS
ON THE STREET.
358
00:17:56,866 --> 00:17:58,600
BUT NO ONE'S
ON THE STREET!
359
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,400
I'M A-SCARED.
360
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,133
DOG, WHAT COULD YOU
POSSIBLY BE A-SCARED OF?
361
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,700
YIKES!
362
00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:07,166
OKAY, BOTH OF YOU,
INTO THE TRUCK.
363
00:18:07,366 --> 00:18:10,500
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
FOR NOT HAVING A DOG LICENSE
OR A CAT LICENSE.
364
00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:13,066
THAT... THAT...
THAT IS WHERE
365
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:15,633
YOU'RE MISTAKEN,
MY GOOD MAN.
366
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,766
I DO HAVE
A CAT LICENSE.
367
00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:19,500
A WHAT?
368
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,233
BUT WHO EVER HEARD
OF A CAT LICENSE?
369
00:18:22,966 --> 00:18:26,300
WELL, IT WAS
QUITE A FEW YEARS AGO.
370
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,166
YOU GUYS SHOULD PICK UP
SOME OF THESE GROOVY LICENSES.
371
00:18:33,366 --> 00:18:35,100
LICENSE? NO WAY, MAN.
372
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:37,766
THAT WOULD HARSH MY MELLOW,
DUDE.
373
00:18:37,966 --> 00:18:39,166
YEAH, MAN.
374
00:18:39,366 --> 00:18:40,666
WE DON'T NEED
LICENSES.
375
00:18:40,866 --> 00:18:41,866
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
376
00:18:42,066 --> 00:18:43,366
IF WE DON'T NEED THEM
377
00:18:43,566 --> 00:18:45,100
WHY ARE YOU
GETTING ONE, CAT?
378
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:48,233
BECAUSE I BELIEVE
IN BEING PREPARED.
379
00:18:48,433 --> 00:18:50,966
HE ALSO BELIEVES
IN BEING A LOSER.
380
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:54,400
( all laughing )
381
00:18:57,166 --> 00:19:00,333
WELL, THE CAT'S
GOT ME ON A TECHNICALITY
382
00:19:00,533 --> 00:19:02,466
BUT I'VE STILL GOT YOU.
383
00:19:02,666 --> 00:19:05,233
I GUESS YOU'RE SAFE
AND I'M SORRY.
384
00:19:05,433 --> 00:19:07,500
CAT, HELP ME.
385
00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:10,066
BUT HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
386
00:19:10,266 --> 00:19:11,966
I'M JUST A LOSER.
387
00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:12,966
( laughing )
388
00:19:13,166 --> 00:19:14,000
WHOA...!
389
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:21,433
NO GREASERS TO POUND ME,
NO DOG TO PESTER ME.
390
00:19:21,633 --> 00:19:25,233
AH, THIS IS THE LIFE.
391
00:19:25,433 --> 00:19:28,266
( kisses )
392
00:19:28,466 --> 00:19:30,533
I KNEW THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA.
393
00:19:32,866 --> 00:19:35,033
( door clangs open )
394
00:19:35,233 --> 00:19:38,566
( all yelling )
395
00:19:38,766 --> 00:19:40,833
BOW WOW WOW.
396
00:19:41,033 --> 00:19:42,666
UH... ARF.
397
00:19:42,866 --> 00:19:44,500
UH... NO.
398
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:48,000
UH, WOOF.
399
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,966
NO, WAIT-- BARK.
400
00:19:52,033 --> 00:19:53,800
WHAT'S THE ATOMIC WEIGHT OF
BERYLLIUM?
401
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,400
9.013
402
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:59,066
.012-- SORRY.
403
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:02,533
WHA... THIS IS
A TOUGH TEST.
404
00:20:02,733 --> 00:20:04,200
NO PROBLEM.
405
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,533
YOU'LL ALL HAVE
PLENTY OF TIME TO PASS.
406
00:20:06,733 --> 00:20:09,233
AS LONG AS YOU ALL
HAVE PLENTY OF MONEY.
407
00:20:09,433 --> 00:20:11,300
THIS IS A BUNCH OF GARBAGE!
408
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,200
WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
409
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,533
I GOT TO BUST OUT
OF THIS HOLE!
410
00:20:21,133 --> 00:20:23,200
I MISS THE FRESH AIR.
411
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:27,433
DUH, I MISS THE SUNSHINE.
412
00:20:27,633 --> 00:20:29,933
Mr. Sunshine:
I'M RIGHT HERE.
413
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:36,266
Dog:
EXCUSE ME, THIS SEAT'S TAKEN.
414
00:20:36,466 --> 00:20:38,033
Cliff:
HEY, WHO'S THE NEW GUY?
415
00:20:38,233 --> 00:20:41,966
DUH... HE LOOKS FAMILIAR.
416
00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:43,200
HE LOOKS
KIND OF CUTE.
417
00:20:45,233 --> 00:20:46,666
HEY, PAL, LISTEN UP.
418
00:20:46,866 --> 00:20:48,366
WE'RE THINKING ABOUT
PLANNING A BREAK.
419
00:20:48,566 --> 00:20:50,366
YOU GOT ANY TIES
TO ANYONE ON THE OUTSIDE?
420
00:20:50,566 --> 00:20:53,566
HMM...
I MIGHT KNOW A GUY.
421
00:20:53,766 --> 00:20:56,633
WELL, REACH OUT TO HIM
AND SEE IF HE'LL HELP.
422
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,600
CAT... CAT...
423
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:15,266
CAT, I NEED YOUR HELP.
424
00:21:15,466 --> 00:21:18,066
WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE, UH...
( sniffing )
425
00:21:18,266 --> 00:21:19,733
THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE.
426
00:21:19,933 --> 00:21:21,366
YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME.
427
00:21:21,566 --> 00:21:23,300
THIS PLACE IS A NIGHTMARE.
428
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:26,733
YOU SHOULD HAVE GOT A LICENSE.
429
00:21:26,933 --> 00:21:28,733
BUT IT'S SCARY AND SMELLY
430
00:21:28,933 --> 00:21:32,100
AND THERE'S BIG NASTY
ELEPHANT BUTTS EVERYWHERE.
431
00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:34,000
( crying )
432
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:37,566
OH, I WISH I COULD HELP,
BUT... ( chuckles )
433
00:21:37,766 --> 00:21:38,966
IT'S MEAL TIME.
434
00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:41,000
Guard:
MEAL TIME!
435
00:21:46,133 --> 00:21:49,300
EWW... CRUEL.
436
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:52,433
ENOUGH'S ENOUGH.
437
00:21:52,633 --> 00:21:55,900
DON'T WORRY, BUDDY,
I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THERE!
438
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,000
THAT'LL WORK.
439
00:22:03,166 --> 00:22:05,933
HEY, THE NEW GUY CAME THROUGH!
440
00:22:06,133 --> 00:22:07,666
GIVE ME THAT.
441
00:22:07,866 --> 00:22:10,400
HEY, SHRIEK, THIS IS
NO TIME FOR A MANICURE.
442
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:11,966
OH, YEAH?
443
00:22:15,633 --> 00:22:17,233
( grunting )
444
00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:30,933
( no dialogue )
445
00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:38,100
HUH? LEAPING LUMBAGO!
446
00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:39,533
HEY!
447
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,233
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
448
00:22:42,433 --> 00:22:44,300
( yelling... )
449
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:47,266
HEY, UH, HEY, UH...
450
00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:48,966
COME ON NOW, FELLA.
451
00:22:49,166 --> 00:22:51,333
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO
TO GET OUT OF HERE?
452
00:22:51,533 --> 00:22:55,100
DUH... UM, BARK LIKE A RABBIT.
453
00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:56,533
( laughs )
454
00:22:56,733 --> 00:22:58,333
HEY, COME BACK,
COME BACK!
455
00:22:58,533 --> 00:22:59,300
WHOA...
456
00:23:04,666 --> 00:23:07,266
♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
457
00:23:07,466 --> 00:23:10,066
♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
458
00:23:10,266 --> 00:23:11,800
♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
459
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,100
♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
460
00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:17,066
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
461
00:23:17,266 --> 00:23:19,800
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
462
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,533
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
463
00:23:22,733 --> 00:23:24,500
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
464
00:23:24,700 --> 00:23:26,633
♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
465
00:23:26,833 --> 00:23:27,933
♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
466
00:23:28,133 --> 00:23:30,733
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
467
00:23:30,933 --> 00:23:33,466
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG... ♪
468
00:23:33,666 --> 00:23:36,066
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
469
00:23:36,266 --> 00:23:38,933
and NICKELODEON]
470
00:23:39,133 --> 00:23:41,400
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
471
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,933
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WGBH Educational Foundation]
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