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♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
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♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
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♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
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♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
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♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
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♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
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♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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( Dog yodeling western-style )
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( humming ):
DI-DUH-DI-DI...
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
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I LET YOU
DRAG ME HERE, DOG.
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STATE FAIRS ARE NOTHING
BUT A FEEDING GROUND
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FOR THE
FEEBLE-MINDED.
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WANT SOME OF MY SUGAR-FROSTED
DEEP-FRIED TURKEY LEG
ON A STICK?
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OOH, IT'S TEMPTING,
BUT NO.
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NOW LET'S GO.
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CAT... I DON'T THINK
THAT'S THE WAY OUT.
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OH, PLEASE...
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MY SENSE OF DIRECTION IS...
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( crowd cheering )
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NOT AS GOOD AS IT USED TO BE.
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BULL!
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NO, REALLY.
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NO, NO, NO... BULL!
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( snorting... )
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( screaming )
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( crowd groans )
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GUH...
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HELLO...
NICE BULLIE
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WITH
THE SHARP HORNS
AND THE HOOVES
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AND THE SNORTING
AND THE FEROCIOUS
BEHAVIOR.
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YIKES!
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DOUBLE
YIKES!
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( panting... )
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WHOO...!
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( crowd cheering )
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( screaming and thumping... )
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( bull groans )
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LET'S GET
OUT OF HERE, DOG.
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( crowd cheering )
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THANKS FOR THE RIDE,
MR. BULL.
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( sniffing )
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HOLD IT!
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YOU BOYS ARE NATURALS.
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I COULD MAKE YOU
RODEO SUPERSTARS.
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YEE-HA.
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WOWEE!
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WOULD WE GET TO WEAR
BIG COWBOY HATS?
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YOU'RE DARN TOOTING!
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I'M IN.
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I'M OUT.
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I WOULDN'T GET BACK
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ON ONE OF THOSE BLOOD-CRAZED
BULLS IN A MILLION YEARS.
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( crowd cheering... )
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ROPE 'EM, RIDE 'EM,
TIE 'EM UP.
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PARDON ME, PARDNERS.
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YOU'RE MY HERO, CATDOG.
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CAN I PLEASE HAVE
YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
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HMM... PLEASE?
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UM... WELL, SU...
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WELL, SURE, UM...
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I RECKON THAT'S OKAY.
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ARE YOU GOING TO BE
RIDING AGAIN SOON?
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YOU BET YOUR SWEET CHAPS,
LITTLE GIRL.
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( giggles )
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( kisses )
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( crowd muttering happily )
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( laughs, snorts )
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WHERE DO WE SIGN?
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HI-HO DIGGITY!
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HELLO, BIG HATS!
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( grunting )
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HOLD ON, DOG!
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WHOO-HOO... WHOO-HOO!
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( grunting... )
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( blasts horn )
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WHOA...!
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HERE, BULL!
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Shriek:
BULLY,
BULL BULL.
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WOW, THAT IS A BIG HAMBURGER.
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( growling )
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DUH!
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( thud )
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WHOO-HOO!
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YEE-HA!
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( blasts )
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( all yelling )
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( laughing )
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( snorting )
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( thud )
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♪ OH, I'M JUST A RODEO ROMEO ♪
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♪ BREAKING THEM BULLS
LIKE YOU BROKE MY HEART ♪
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♪ OH, I'M JUST
A COWTOWN COWPOKE ♪
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♪ BUSTING THEM BRONCS
EVER SINCE WE DID PART ♪
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♪ OH, RODEO SURE
IS A LONELY LIFE ♪
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♪ CURSING THEM COWS 'CAUSE
YOU'RE SORE ALL THE TIME ♪
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♪ WHEN I SHOULD BE
SMOOCHING YOU UP AS MY WIFE ♪
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♪ I'M JUST BUSTING BIG BLISTERS
ON MY BIG BEHIND ♪
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♪ WHEN I SHOULD BE
SMOOCHING YOU UP AS MY WIFE ♪
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♪ I'M JUST BUSTING BIG BLISTERS
ON MY BIG BEHIND. ♪
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( yodeling )
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WELL, IF IT ISN'T CAT CASSIDY
AND THE SUNDANCE DOG.
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THERE'S A CHANGE
IN TONIGHT'S LINEUP.
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INSTEAD OF RIDING
MARSHMALLOW GIRL
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YOU'RE GOING UP AGAINST
POINTY HORNS McGIRK.
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( gulps )
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HASN'T HE BEATEN AND GORED
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EVERY RIDER
HE'S EVER, EVER FACED?
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YUP, AND A LOT OF PEOPLE
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WHO WERE JUST SITTING
AROUND THE PARKING LOT.
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OH, WE DON'T CARE.
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BRING HIM ON.
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WE CAN LICK ANYBODY.
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RIGHT, PARDNER?
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OUCH, OUCH!
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POINTY HORNS WANTED
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A QUICK WORD WITH YOU
BEFORE THE FIGHT, OKAY?
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COME ON IN, P.H.
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( thumping and snorting )
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PLEASURE TO MAKE YOUR
ACQUAINTANCE, GENTLEMEN.
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MAY I COMPLIMENT YOU
ON YOUR BEAUTIFUL HATS?
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MUCH OBLIGED.
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NOW, HERE'S
THE DEAL, FELLAS.
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YOU'RE BOTH UNDEFEATED,
SO SOMEBODY'S GOT TO LOSE.
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OOH,
SHOULD BE EXCITING.
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WONDER WHO WILL WIN.
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WONDER NO MORE.
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IT WILL BE ME.
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A RECENT PHONE SURVEY
SHOWS THE FANS WANT
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OLD POINTY HORNS
TO WIN
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SO I WANT YOU
TO THROW THE RODEO.
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YOU'RE GOING TO LET HIM WIN.
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NEVER!
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NEVER!
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THERE'LL BE A NICE PAYDAY
IN IT FOR YOU.
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NEVER!
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HOW NICE?
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PLENTY NICE.
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SORRY, BOYS,
BUT THE FIX IS IN.
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CATDOG TAKES A DIVE.
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WE ARE NOT GOING TO
DO IT, ARE WE, CAT?
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( sighs )
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LISTEN, DAWG.
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I MEAN, LISTEN, DOG.
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I'M HURTING PRETTY BAD
OVER HERE AND, WELL
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I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT
RETIRING SOON ANYWAY
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AND IF WE DO THIS,
WE CAN GET OUT
WITH A COUPLE OF BUCKS!
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( snorts )
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IT'S TIME TO HANG UP
OUR SPURS.
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( blinking back tears )
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( crowd cheering )
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( snorting )
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CAT, WE CAN'T TAKE A DIVE.
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WHAT ABOUT OUR PUBLIC?
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YOU HEARD RANCID.
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THE PUBLIC WANTS
POINTY HORNS TO WIN.
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OH, COME ON.
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PHONE SURVEY, SHMONE SHMURVEY!
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JUST LISTEN TO THAT CROWD.
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( cheering... )
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FIVE SECONDS TILL
YOUR BIG PAYDAY, BOYS.
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I'M COUNTING ON YOU.
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IT'S GO TIME!
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AND WE'RE AWAY!
MAKE IT LOOK GOOD, EH?
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( yelling )
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WHOO-HOO-HOO...!
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( yelling... )
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( Hawaiian music playing )
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( yelling... )
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THAT WAS YOUR CUE,
GENTLEMEN.
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PLEASE BE SO GOOD
AS TO SLIDE OFF
MY TRAPEZIUMS.
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WELL, I GUESS THIS IS WHERE
WE TAKE A DIVE, HUH, CAT?
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( crowd whooping )
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GUESS AGAIN, DOG.
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WHAT?
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WE'RE A-GONNA
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RIDE OUR HEARTS OUT, DOG.
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WE OWE IT TO OUR FANS
AND TO OURSELVES!
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YEE-HA, DIGGITY!
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YOU'VE JUST MADE THE BIGGEST
MISTAKE OF YOUR LIVES.
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AND, COINCIDENTALLY, THE LAST.
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( snorting )
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( growling )
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( Cat and Dog yelling... )
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AS RODEO CLOWNS,
AREN'T WE HONOR-BOUND
TO HELP THE COWBOY IN DANGER?
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YEAH, BUT AS GREASERS,
WE'RE HONOR-BOUND TO LET
CATDOG GET POUNDED.
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DUH, I LIKE POUNDED CAKE.
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( grunting and yelling... )
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YEE-HA. ( laughs )
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( gasps )
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( chattering )
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HUH?
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HUH?
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( screams )
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WHOA.
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( phone rings )
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HELLO?
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IT'S FOR YOU.
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HELLO?
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GET OFF MY BACK!
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( yelling... )
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HANG ON, CAT,
HANG ON!
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HUH?
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I GOT IT, BUDDY.
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Cat:
YEE-HA! RIDE HIM, CATDOG!
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( Dog laughing )
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LEAPING LUMBAGO!
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McGIRK, CONSIDER
YOURSELF McBUSTED.
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HA! HOW'D YOU LIKE
THEM APPLES THERE,
LITTLE MISSY?
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YOU TWO-HEADED HALFWIT, I
WAS COUNTING ON YOU TO LOSE!
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DIDN'T YOU HEAR
ABOUT THE PHONE SURVEY?
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CAT, THEY'RE THROWING
ROTTEN VEGETABLES.
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THEY MUST LOVE US.
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( crowd booing )
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YOUR RODEO DAYS ARE OVER!
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LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
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ARE YOU SURE THAT'S THE WAY OUT?
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NOW, DON'T START THAT AGAIN.
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OOPS.
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( growling )
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PRETTY KITTY WITH THE FANGS
AND THE CLAWS
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AND THE SCRATCHING AND
THE LOOK IN YOUR EYE THAT SAYS
"I'M GOING TO EAT YOU!"
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( roaring )
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Cat:
GET ALONG, LITTLE DOGGIE!
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UM, EXCUSE ME.
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WE HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
TO SEE THE DENTIST.
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IT IS OUR
FIRST CHECKUP EVER.
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GEE, I JUST KNEW TODAY
WOULD BE SPECIAL.
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GO ON IN.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE
SO HAPPY ABOUT.
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WITH ALL THE GARBAGE YOU EAT
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YOU'RE GOING TO NEED
EXTENSIVE DENTAL WORK.
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( gulps )
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REALLY?
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REALLY.
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WITH PLENTY OF DRILLING
AND GRINDING
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AND EXCAVATION
AND SCRAPING AND...
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OW.
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00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:43,600
I'M IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN.
249
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,300
OKAY, WHO'S NEXT?
250
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:49,433
OH, SAVE ME!
251
00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:53,966
COME ON, DOG, PLEASE.
252
00:12:59,266 --> 00:12:59,866
OH...
253
00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:07,400
( whirring... )
254
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,000
( both scream )
255
00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:14,466
WE'LL START WITH BOWSER HERE.
256
00:13:14,666 --> 00:13:15,900
OPEN WIDE.
257
00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:18,200
AH...
258
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:19,366
HMM...
259
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:21,933
OH, MY... HMM...
260
00:13:22,133 --> 00:13:23,900
A LITTLE WIDER,
PLEASE.
261
00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:25,466
AH...
262
00:13:25,666 --> 00:13:28,733
WILL YOU LOOK
AT THAT... HOLY COW!
263
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,333
EE...
264
00:13:30,533 --> 00:13:33,200
GOSH.
265
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,400
YOUR TEETH
ARE PERFECT.
266
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:38,100
I TOLD YOU, ALL THAT GARBAGE...
WHAT?!
267
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:42,000
IN FACT, BEST CHOPPERS
I'VE SEEN SINCE THE BIKER
CONVENTION.
268
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,100
GO ON, RINSE.
269
00:13:48,433 --> 00:13:50,300
OKAY, SPIT.
270
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:50,733
( gulps )
271
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:56,000
HMM, INTERESTING.
272
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,800
ALL RIGHT, YOUR TURN, KITTY.
OPEN UP.
273
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,466
CERTAINLY.
274
00:14:00,666 --> 00:14:04,966
( garbled ):
IF HIS TEETH ARE GOOD,
MINE MUST BE SPECTACULAR!
275
00:14:08,033 --> 00:14:09,633
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'VE BEEN EATING
276
00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:11,633
BUT THE PRESIDENT
SHOULD VISIT YOUR MOUTH.
277
00:14:11,833 --> 00:14:13,566
IT'S A DISASTER AREA.
278
00:14:13,766 --> 00:14:15,366
THAT EMPOP...
279
00:14:15,566 --> 00:14:17,500
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
MY DIET IS IMPECCABLE.
280
00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:18,666
HE'S THE ONE
281
00:14:18,866 --> 00:14:19,800
WHO EATS GARBAGE!
282
00:14:22,266 --> 00:14:23,033
MAKE A WISH.
283
00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:30,266
HMM, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU TWO
A CATDOG SCAN.
284
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:39,966
OH, WELL, THAT EXPLAINS IT.
285
00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:41,200
WHAT IS IT, DOC?
286
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:47,566
I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE.
287
00:14:47,766 --> 00:14:49,866
IT'S ABSOLUTELY FASCINATING.
288
00:14:50,066 --> 00:14:51,733
WATCH THIS.
289
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,866
( cracking, screaming )
290
00:14:58,066 --> 00:14:59,466
YOW!
291
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:00,700
HEY!
292
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:01,900
SEE?
293
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:02,666
NOW, CHECK THIS OUT.
294
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:16,000
APPARENTLY, WHATEVER ONE
EATS OR DOES TO HIS TEETH
295
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,433
AFFECTS THE OTHER
ONE'S TEETH.
296
00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:21,300
OH, WAIT A MINUTE,
THIS ISN'T FAIR!
297
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,233
NEITHER IS MY BILLING POLICY.
298
00:15:23,433 --> 00:15:25,133
BUT IF ROVER THERE
DOESN'T CHANGE
299
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:26,933
YOU'RE GOING TO NEED SURGERY.
300
00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:28,600
IT'S EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE
301
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,866
AND EXTREMELY
PAINFUL.
302
00:15:32,066 --> 00:15:35,800
NOW, DOG, YOU'VE GOT TO
START BEING MORE CAREFUL
303
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,166
ABOUT WHAT GOES INTO
THAT GARBAGE DISPOSAL
YOU CALL A MOUTH!
304
00:15:39,366 --> 00:15:40,766
YES, CAT.
305
00:15:40,966 --> 00:15:43,300
( gurgling )
306
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:46,366
GOOD, BECAUSE MY DENTAL
HEALTH DEPENDS ON IT.
307
00:15:46,566 --> 00:15:48,066
DO YOU UNDERSTAND, DOG?
308
00:15:48,266 --> 00:15:49,200
( gurgling )
309
00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:54,400
( hissing )
310
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,100
( screaming )
311
00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:01,433
WELL, DOG
312
00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:02,800
IT'S TIME YOU EXPANDED
313
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,300
YOUR HORIZONS.
314
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,666
ARTICHOKES, ARUGULA...
315
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,233
ASPARAGUS...
316
00:16:08,433 --> 00:16:09,766
YOU'RE REALLY GOING
TO LOVE THIS.
317
00:16:09,966 --> 00:16:11,100
WELL...
318
00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:13,066
GO ON, DIG IN.
319
00:16:19,233 --> 00:16:21,433
THERE NOW--
ISN'T THAT DELICIOUS?
320
00:16:21,633 --> 00:16:24,033
MMM... VERY DUSTY.
321
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:28,233
YEAH. ( humming and munching )
322
00:16:28,433 --> 00:16:30,033
( muttering )
323
00:16:30,233 --> 00:16:33,466
OOPS, I BETTER GET
THAT FORK THAT FELL.
324
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,400
OW, OW, OW!
325
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:42,733
DOG!
326
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,333
NOW, WHERE DID
THAT FORK GO TO?
327
00:16:49,533 --> 00:16:50,666
DOG!
328
00:16:50,866 --> 00:16:51,833
UH-OH.
329
00:16:52,033 --> 00:16:55,600
OH... WHY YOU...
330
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:59,400
TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME,
MISTER.
331
00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:08,000
( crunching )
332
00:17:10,066 --> 00:17:13,200
OW, CAT, COLD, COLD,
FREEZING, FREEZING!
333
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,466
OW...!
334
00:17:15,666 --> 00:17:17,166
( growling )
335
00:17:17,366 --> 00:17:18,333
NO, DOG...
336
00:17:18,533 --> 00:17:20,099
NOT... THE ALUMINUM...
337
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,333
FOIL!
338
00:17:21,533 --> 00:17:23,333
( chuckling )
339
00:17:23,533 --> 00:17:24,233
AH!
340
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,866
OH... AH... OH...!
341
00:17:33,066 --> 00:17:35,200
TRUCE, TRUCE, TRUCE.
342
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,333
( sighs )
343
00:17:39,066 --> 00:17:41,933
WELL, I'M GLAD WE PUT
OUR DIFFERENCES
BEHIND US, DOG.
344
00:17:42,133 --> 00:17:45,033
AND AS A PEACE OFFERING,
I BAKED YOU A CAKE.
345
00:17:45,233 --> 00:17:47,566
A CAKE? WHAT KIND OF CAKE?
346
00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:52,466
OH, JUST A LITTLE GRISTLE
AND BONE AND SUGAR CAKE.
347
00:17:52,666 --> 00:17:54,666
OH, BOY, MY FAVORITE.
348
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,100
BON APPETIT.
349
00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:57,066
( chuckling )
350
00:18:00,733 --> 00:18:02,733
AH...
351
00:18:02,933 --> 00:18:04,033
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
352
00:18:04,233 --> 00:18:05,333
YEAH, THAT'S IT.
353
00:18:05,533 --> 00:18:09,200
HEY... DENTAL FLOSS?
354
00:18:11,366 --> 00:18:13,500
( whistling )
355
00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:19,200
WHY, THIS CAKE IS MADE
OUT OF NOTHING BUT...
TOOTHPASTE AND FLUORIDE.
356
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,666
OKAY, MAYBE I, UH...
357
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:23,166
SKIMPED ON THE GRISTLE A LITTLE.
358
00:18:23,366 --> 00:18:26,400
NOW, NOW, TAKE IT
EASY, DOG... DOG...
359
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:29,000
NO, DON'T...
360
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:33,266
MMM... MMM... HMM... MINTY.
361
00:18:36,733 --> 00:18:39,300
( Cat groaning )
362
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:43,066
OOH, MY TEETH HURT!
363
00:18:43,266 --> 00:18:45,800
DOG... DOG, YOU AWAKE?
364
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,633
( snoring... )
365
00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:58,400
( humming )
366
00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,266
OH! DARN IT...
367
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:23,733
( yelling... )
368
00:19:32,266 --> 00:19:33,733
STAY OUT OF MY MOUTH!
369
00:19:33,933 --> 00:19:35,666
YOU'VE RUINED MY TEETH
370
00:19:35,866 --> 00:19:37,933
AND NOW I'M GOING TO RUIN
371
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,033
YOURS!
372
00:19:40,233 --> 00:19:42,800
( chomping and munching )
373
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,800
OW...!
374
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000
OH, YEAH?!
375
00:19:48,233 --> 00:19:49,900
( zapping )
376
00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:54,200
OW, OW, OW...!
377
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,166
( snarling.... )
378
00:20:03,133 --> 00:20:04,200
Dog:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
379
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,033
( Cat snickers )
380
00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:13,833
OW...!
381
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:17,800
( Dog yipping )
382
00:20:21,866 --> 00:20:22,733
( engine revving )
383
00:20:28,833 --> 00:20:31,900
( Dog screaming )
384
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:38,433
( siren wailing )
385
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:46,400
( humming )
386
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,100
( groaning )
387
00:20:59,266 --> 00:20:59,833
Both:
HUH?!
388
00:21:09,766 --> 00:21:11,633
( garbled ):
UH... DOG?
389
00:21:11,833 --> 00:21:12,733
( garbled ):
YES, CAT?
390
00:21:12,933 --> 00:21:15,000
I APO... GIZE.
391
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,033
HUH?
392
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:17,166
I APO... GIZE.
393
00:21:17,366 --> 00:21:18,100
HMM?
394
00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:20,433
I...
395
00:21:20,633 --> 00:21:22,233
( clearly ):
I APOLOGIZE.
396
00:21:22,433 --> 00:21:23,866
( garbled ):
I APO... GIZE, TOO.
397
00:21:24,066 --> 00:21:24,700
WHAT?
398
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,600
( both whimpering )
399
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,633
DOCTOR, THE NEXT TEN PAYMENTS
ON YOUR SPEEDBOAT
400
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,200
ARE HERE TO SEE YOU.
401
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,766
HMM...
402
00:21:35,966 --> 00:21:37,733
MEDIALS, OCCLUSALS...
MM-HMM.
403
00:21:37,933 --> 00:21:39,800
BICUSPIDS, OKAY...
UH-HUH.
404
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,033
I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO TAKE YOU DOWN TO THE GUMS
405
00:21:43,233 --> 00:21:44,833
AND DO
A TOTAL BUILDOUT.
406
00:21:45,033 --> 00:21:46,533
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
407
00:21:46,733 --> 00:21:50,566
IS THIS GOING TO BE...
P-P-PAINFUL?
408
00:21:50,766 --> 00:21:55,733
NO. OH, I SUPPOSE MY WRIST MIGHT
START TO HURT AFTER A WHILE...
409
00:21:55,933 --> 00:21:57,333
AH, HERE IT IS.
410
00:21:57,533 --> 00:21:58,866
( Cat and Dog screaming )
411
00:22:03,766 --> 00:22:06,300
MAN, DO I LOVE THAT BOAT.
412
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:10,566
BREATHE DEEP AND COUNT
BACKWARDS FROM 100.
413
00:22:10,766 --> 00:22:12,766
Cat and Dog:
ONE HUN...
414
00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:22,500
THERE... ALL DONE.
415
00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:25,766
WHY, THEY'RE
BEAUTIFUL!
416
00:22:25,966 --> 00:22:27,600
OH, BOY,
I CAN'T WAIT
417
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:30,200
TO DO SOME CHOMPING
WITH THESE CHOMPERS!
418
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,033
BUT I PROMISE TO BE
CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT I...
419
00:22:33,233 --> 00:22:35,666
CAT, DOES YOUR
SKIN FEEL FUNNY?
420
00:22:35,866 --> 00:22:37,500
A CLASSIC FOOD ALLERGY.
421
00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:39,900
EAT ANYTHING STRANGE LATELY?
422
00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:42,266
MUST BE FROM ALL THAT GARBAGE
WE ATE.
423
00:22:42,466 --> 00:22:44,166
OUR SKIN IS BREAKING OUT!
424
00:22:44,366 --> 00:22:47,766
NO PROBLEM--
I DOUBLE AS A
DERMATOLOGIST.
425
00:22:47,966 --> 00:22:49,800
Cat and Dog:
THAT'S A RELIEF.
426
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,766
WE'LL JUST SHAVE YOU DOWN
AND DIP YOU IN AN ACID BATH.
427
00:22:52,966 --> 00:22:54,533
Cat and Dog:
THAT'S NOT.
428
00:22:54,733 --> 00:22:58,400
IT'S EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE
AND EXTREMELY PAINFUL.
429
00:22:58,600 --> 00:22:59,900
( whimpering )
430
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:07,100
♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
431
00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:08,900
♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
432
00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:11,300
♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
433
00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:12,600
♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
434
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:16,900
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
435
00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:19,633
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
436
00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:22,333
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
437
00:23:22,533 --> 00:23:24,300
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
438
00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:26,166
♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
439
00:23:26,366 --> 00:23:27,700
♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
440
00:23:27,900 --> 00:23:30,566
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
441
00:23:30,766 --> 00:23:33,300
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG... ♪
442
00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:37,233
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
443
00:23:37,433 --> 00:23:39,200
and NICKELODEON]
444
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,233
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
445
00:23:41,433 --> 00:23:45,433
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WGBH Educational Foundation]
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