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♪ ONE FINE DAY,
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
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♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
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♪ NO BLUE BUZZARD,
NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
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♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
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♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
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♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
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♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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♪ CATDOG... ♪
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♪ CATDOG ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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Man:
PERFECT, JUST... PERFECT!
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( camera flash pops twice )
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DOG, THAT WAS NOT
A FIRE HYDRANT;
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IT WAS THE
DOGCATCHER'S LEG.
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( whining )
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I'VE GOT THREE WEEKS IN
THIS FILTHY DOG POUND.
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AT LEAST WE HAVE
OUR HEALTH.
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( gasps )
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NO...
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( voices yelling in distance )
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NOT FOR LONG.
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( voices approaching )
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UH... SO,
HOW'S IT GOING, FELLOWS?
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W-W-WHAT YOU IN FOR?
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PERFORMING PAINFUL
DENTAL WORK ON A NOSY CAT.
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YEAH, WITHOUT A LICENSE.
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YEAH... WITHOUT NO TEETH, TOO.
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Cat:
REALLY? HOW FASCINATING!
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DOG, DON'T TURN YOUR
BACK ON THESE GUYS.
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I GOT YOU COVERED, CAT.
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( growling )
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( Greasers growling louder )
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Rancid:
LISTEN UP!
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I NEED A FEW GOOD DOGS
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FOR THE ANNUAL NEARBURG VERSUS
FARBURG DOG POUND DOGATHLON.
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ANY VOLUNTEERS?
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HMM... YOU FIVE WILL DO.
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LET'S GO.
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WHAT, US? TOGETHER?
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YEAH, WHAT IF WE
DON'T WANT TO?
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WHAT YOU
GOING TO DO...
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LOCK US UP?!
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( both snickering )
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GOOD ONE!
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ALL RIGHT, YOU MANGY MUTTS,
TELL YOU WHAT:
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YOU COMPETE IN THE DOGATHLON,
I LET YOU OUT EARLY-- DEAL?
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All:
DEAL!
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SO NICE TO SEE YOU
AGAIN, COUSIN ROTTEN.
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HOW WAS THE DRIVE
FROM FARBURG?
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( in Russian accent ):
CAN THE PLEASANTRIES, RANCID.
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YOU KNOW YOUR PATHETIC PUPS
HAVE NO CHANCE
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TO WIN BACK
THE DOGATHLON CUP
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FROM MY FARBURG FELONS.
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( squeaking )
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OH, IMPRESSIVE.
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Rotten:
THAT'S
THE WATER BOY.
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( growls fiercely )
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( playing fanfare )
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( fanfare ends )
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( flatly ):
LET THE DOGATHLON BEGIN.
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FIRST EVENT, TUG-OF-WAR
OVER THE PIT OF BEANS.
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( growling fiercely )
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( moans )
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YO, CATBUTT
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STAY OUT OF
THE GREASERS' WAY.
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WE'LL DO ALL
THE WINNING!
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"WE'LL DO ALL THE..."
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WHO MADE YOU TEAM CAPTAIN?
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I DID!
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YEAH? WELL, EVERYBODY KNOWS
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THAT I'M THE BRAINS
OF THIS HERE TEAM!
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I VOTE FOR SHRIEK!
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THANKS, DOG.
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YEAH, THANKS A LOT,
SMART MOVE.
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SO, LUBE, OLD PAL,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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DUH...
I THINK, UH...
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I DON'T THINK.
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( starter's gun fires )
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( Greasers scream )
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MMM... REFRIED!
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UH... YEAH.
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( laughing ):
SOME TEAM YOU GOT
THERE, COUSIN.
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NEXT EVENT, THE TEAMMATE TOSS.
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( gasps )
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( screaming )
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HA! A NEW DOG POUND RECORD.
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( roars )
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OH, I'M GOING TO ENJOY THIS.
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THROW ME, CLIFF!
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I'M MORE AERODYNAMIC!
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YEAH, BUT THEY'RE
MORE FUN TO THROW.
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PUT US DOWN,
YOU NITWIT.
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( shouting )
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WHAT GOES AROUND,
COMES AROUND.
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Dog:
CAT, WE'RE GOING THE WRONG...
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HEY, YOU DID THAT
ON PURPOSE!
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YOU BET I DID!
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DUH, WHAT?
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UH... DUH, WHO?
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YOU SHOULD HAVE
LISTENED TO ME!
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RIGHT ON, SHRIEK.
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"RIGHT ON..."
DOG, WHERE IS
YOUR LOYALTY?
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( shouting, arguing )
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STOP IT!
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DUH, LOOK, DUH...
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I KNOW I DON'T TALK SO GOOD
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BUT I GOT SOMETHING
TO GET OFF MY, DUH...
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THE FRONT PART OF MY BODY.
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DUH... THIS ISN'T TEAMWORK.
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THIS IS, UM...
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UM, NOT TEAMWORK.
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I THINK WE SHOULD, LIKE, UH...
WORK TOGETHER
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AS A TEAM-
TYPE THING.
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ARE YOU WITH ME?!
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All:
NO!
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( shouting, arguing )
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UH... IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM,
UM... THEN BEAT 'EM UP.
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CUT IT OUT.
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CUT IT OUT!
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NOW, LISTEN
UP GOOD.
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NO WAY I'M LETTING MY ROTTEN
COUSIN, ROTTEN, WIN THAT TROPHY.
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SO YOU
MISERABLE SPECIMENS
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EITHER SHAPE UP
AND WIN THIS DOGATHLON
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OR I LOCK
THE BUNCH OF YOU UP
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TOGETHER IN
A SMELLY CAGE...
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FOREVER!
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CAPISCE?
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GESUNDHEIT.
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WELL...
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WHAT DO YOU GUYS SAY?
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Cliff:
LET'S DO IT.
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Dog:
HEIGH-HO-DIGGITY.
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Shriek:
I'M IN.
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Lube:
YEAH, AND MY HAND'S IN, TOO.
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OKAY, EASY, EASY ON THE PAW.
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Sunshine:
THE FINAL EVENT,
THE OBSTACLE COURSE.
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THIS IS TEAM NEARBURG'S
LAST CHANCE TO SNATCH VICTORY
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FROM THE JAWS OF DEFEAT.
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( growling )
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READY?
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STEADY...
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GO.
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( snarling )
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( yelling )
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( groaning )
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HERE WE GO!
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( screaming )
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GET OFF OF ME!
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WE GOT A RACE TO WIN!
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Sunshine:
THE TUNNEL OF TUBES.
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( clanks )
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( groans )
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( struggling )
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( screams )
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HMM.
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♪ ROCK 'EM, SOCK 'EM,
DO IT FOR THE RABBIT. ♪
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♪ I WANT THAT TROPHY
AND I'M GOING TO NAB IT. ♪
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♪ WHACK 'EM, SMACK 'EM,
DO IT FOR THE BUNNYA...
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IF YOU KNOW
WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
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Sunshine:
THE ELECTRIC FENCE.
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( yelling )
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( panting )
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( screaming )
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Sunshine:
THE MOUNTAIN OF MUD.
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( panting )
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Sunshine:
THE PIT OF TICKS.
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Dog:
LOOK OUT! TICKS!
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AAH! DIRTY TICKS.
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I FEEL FAINT.
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I HATE
THEM SUCKERS.
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GRAB ON, DOG!
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WE GOT IT
MADE IN THE SHADE
FROM HERE ON IN.
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( laughing )
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CAT, THEY'RE
STILL BACK THERE!
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LEAPING LUMBAGO.
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STRAY-YAH!
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( screams )
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CAT...
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WE'VE GOT TO GO
BACK AND HELP.
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THERE'S NO TIME!
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HMM...
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HEY, YOU DUMB DOGS!
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WHAT DID HE CALL US?
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WHAT DID YOU CALL THEM?
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DUH, YEAH, I'M TALKING
TO YOU, YOU MORONS!
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WITH YOUR BEADY EYES
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AND YOUR FAT HEADS
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AND YOUR NO BRAINS!
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NO BRAINS?
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UH, DUH... I THINK HE'S
MAYBE INSULTING YOU GUYS.
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CAT, THAT IS NO WAY
TO TALK TO OUR TEAMMATES.
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OKAY, HOW'S THIS?
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MY GRANDMOTHER RUNS
FASTER THAN YOU!
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AND SHE'S A CAT.
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GET ON!
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RUN, DOG, RUN!
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HA! I WON
AND YOU DIDN'T.
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( yelling )
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I WIN.
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YOUR TEAM HAS FLOWN
THE COOP--
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THEY'RE DISQUALIFIED!
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( yelling )
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Cliff:
GET THEM!
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AW, WE DONE IT.
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WE DID IT.
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WE WON!
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I KNOW THAT.
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WE'RE FREE.
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I KNOW, JUST...
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DON'T STOP RUNNING.
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( Greasers grousing )
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NOW, DOG, THE KEY TO
SUCCESSFUL SOUFFLEING-ING
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IS A WELL-GREASED BOWL.
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BUTTER.
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BUTTER.
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WHAT, ARE
YOU TWO NUTS?
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IF YOU'RE GOING TO COOK
LOUSY FOOD
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AT LEAST DO IT RIGHT.
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LET ME SHOW YOU
HOW TO GREASE A BOWL.
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( Winslow giggling )
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QUIT FOOLING AROUND.
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WHEE!
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ALL THAT GUY DOES IS CRITICIZE.
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( inhales deeply )
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( whispering ):
AH, PERFECTION.
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BUT REMEMBER,
NO LOUD NOISES.
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NO SUDDEN MOVES.
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( sniffs )
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EGGY, EGGY.
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EGGY.
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( rumbling )
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SOUFFLE...
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PLEASE... DON'T SAY A WORD.
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SEE, HE'S NOT
ALWAYS MEAN.
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( slam )
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( vibrating )
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( gagging and choking )
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I DIDN'T SAY A WORD.
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( cackles )
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WINSLOW, DON'T YOU HAVE
ANYONE ELSE TO BOTHER?
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NOPE, YOU TWO'S MY ONE AND ONLY.
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HMM, THAT'S KIND OF SAD.
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YEAH, THAT SOUFFLE
HAD "PRIZEWINNER"
WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.
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NO, I MEAN IT'S SAD THAT
WE'RE WINSLOW'S ONE AND ONLY.
254
00:13:22,433 --> 00:13:24,033
OH, PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME
255
00:13:24,233 --> 00:13:26,700
YOU'RE FEELING SORRY
FOR THAT BLUE BEAST.
256
00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:30,566
NEXT THING YOU'LL SAY IS, "HE'S
ONLY MEAN BECAUSE HE'S LONELY."
257
00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:31,733
THAT'S IT!
258
00:13:31,933 --> 00:13:33,000
ALL WE HAVE TO DO
259
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,566
IS FIND SOMEONE
260
00:13:34,766 --> 00:13:36,933
FOR WINSLOW TO SHARE
HIS LIFE WITH.
261
00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:38,266
A SOUL MATE!
262
00:13:38,466 --> 00:13:41,000
DOG, YOU ARE A GENIUS.
263
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,000
( gulps )
264
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,200
I KNEW IT!
265
00:13:46,066 --> 00:13:49,766
HEY, I WONDER WHAT
WINSLOW WOULD SAY
ABOUT THAT ONE.
266
00:13:49,966 --> 00:13:51,866
OH, PROBABLY
SOMETHING SWEET LIKE...
267
00:13:52,066 --> 00:13:54,633
( imitating Winslow ):
TAKE THEM BIG FEET OF YOURS
268
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:57,266
AND JOIN THE
CIRCUS, SISTER.
269
00:13:57,466 --> 00:13:58,333
OOP!
270
00:14:01,366 --> 00:14:02,300
( laughs )
271
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:04,300
COOL! LET ME TRY.
272
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:05,900
LOOK AT HER.
273
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:08,833
WINSLOW WOULD
PROBABLY SAY...
274
00:14:09,033 --> 00:14:11,566
( imitating Winslow ):
HEY, LANKY LORETTA,
IF YOU WAS ANY TALLER
275
00:14:11,766 --> 00:14:13,833
YOU'D PUNCH
A HOLE THROUGH
THE OZONE LAYER.
276
00:14:14,033 --> 00:14:15,133
( laughing )
277
00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:17,400
( both laughing )
278
00:14:19,366 --> 00:14:20,800
Cat:
TOO PALE.
279
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,866
Dog:
TOO SHORT.
280
00:14:24,066 --> 00:14:27,066
HEY, GRANNY, YOUR
SPANDEX DAYS ARE OVER.
281
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:29,300
( thwack )
282
00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:32,033
OOH.
283
00:14:32,233 --> 00:14:34,233
THIS IS GOING TO BE
HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.
284
00:14:34,433 --> 00:14:36,766
YEAH, WINSLOW DOESN'T
REALLY LIKE ANYBODY.
285
00:14:36,966 --> 00:14:39,233
HOW ARE WE GOING TO
FIND HIS SOUL MATE?
286
00:14:39,433 --> 00:14:41,100
Woman:
COME ONE, COME ALL.
287
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,433
MATCH WITS WITH
THE GREAT SADIE LINKLETTER.
288
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:46,100
AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHOM
I HAVEN'T SCAMMED BEFORE
289
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:47,300
THAT'S ME!
290
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:48,800
WELL, I'M GAME.
291
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,300
WHOO, "GAMY" IS MORE LIKE IT
292
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,800
BUT YOU'LL DO.
293
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,433
YOUR HAT, PLEASE.
294
00:14:56,466 --> 00:14:59,166
NOW, FOLLOW THE COOKIE.
295
00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:02,200
WHERE'S THE COOKIE, SLICK?
296
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:08,833
WAY TO GO, HAWKEYE.
297
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,600
THE COOKIE'S FOR YOU
298
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,566
AND THE HAT'S FOR ME.
299
00:15:12,766 --> 00:15:14,700
WHO WANTS TO TRY IT
WITH A GOLD WATCH?
300
00:15:16,966 --> 00:15:19,333
SOMEBODY CALL THE BIG TOP.
301
00:15:19,533 --> 00:15:21,300
THE FREAK SHOW
ESCAPED.
302
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,633
WHERE, WHERE, WHERE?
303
00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:27,666
( others laughing )
304
00:15:27,866 --> 00:15:29,000
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
305
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,633
OH, NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE.
306
00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:32,600
SAY, SADIE
307
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,500
IS THERE A
MR. LINKLETTER?
308
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,566
( under his breath ):
LOOK, DOG.
309
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:39,500
ME, MARRIED?
310
00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:40,633
( laughs )
311
00:15:40,833 --> 00:15:41,800
WHAT, ARE YOU NUTS?
312
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,133
( winces )
313
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,333
DOG, WE HAVE FOUND WINSLOW'S
314
00:15:45,533 --> 00:15:48,033
( howling ):
SOUL... MATE.
315
00:15:48,233 --> 00:15:49,733
BINGO!
316
00:15:52,833 --> 00:15:54,133
( Cat clears throat )
317
00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:55,233
Cat:
OH, WINSLOW?
318
00:15:55,433 --> 00:15:57,066
DINNER IS SERVED.
319
00:15:58,866 --> 00:16:00,300
YOU MADE ME DINNER?
320
00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:06,633
IF THERE'S POISON IN HERE,
I WILL SUE.
321
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,333
Winslow:
HEY, WHO'S
THE RAT?
322
00:16:08,533 --> 00:16:10,600
Sadie:
HEY, WATCH YOUR
MOUTH, BLUE BOY.
323
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,433
THE NAME IS SADIE.
324
00:16:12,633 --> 00:16:15,033
HEY, CAT, YOU KNOW
I'M VERY DISCRIMINATING
325
00:16:15,233 --> 00:16:17,266
WHEN IT COMES
TO HOUSEGUESTS.
326
00:16:17,466 --> 00:16:19,266
HAS THIS ONE
BEEN SPRAYED?
327
00:16:19,466 --> 00:16:21,466
I'LL SPRAY YOU,
YOU LITTLE...
328
00:16:21,666 --> 00:16:22,800
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
329
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,633
PLAY NICE,
YOU TWO.
330
00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:26,900
CAT, THEY DON'T SEEM
TO BE HITTING IT OFF.
331
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:30,666
THEY JUST NEED A LITTLE TIME.
332
00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:32,000
Winslow:
WEASEL NOSE!
333
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,000
Sadie:
DOOFUS!
334
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,033
RABBIT EARS!
335
00:16:34,233 --> 00:16:35,100
CRETIN!
336
00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:36,133
WALNUT-FACE!
337
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:37,166
FREAK!
338
00:16:37,366 --> 00:16:38,266
LOSER!
339
00:16:38,466 --> 00:16:39,266
BONEHEAD!
340
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:40,200
SCAREDY RAT!
341
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,166
RODENT!
342
00:16:41,366 --> 00:16:42,700
VERMIN!
343
00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:44,700
CAT, ARE THEIR
SOULS MATING YET?
344
00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:48,700
UM... NOT QUITE.
345
00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:51,166
I KNOW WHAT-- WHY
DON'T WE SKIP DINNER
346
00:16:51,366 --> 00:16:53,466
AND GO DIRECTLY
TO THE PARLOR, SHALL WE?
347
00:16:59,666 --> 00:17:02,100
WILL THIS BRING THEM
CLOSER TOGETHER, CAT?
348
00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:04,366
BOARD GAMES NEVER FAIL.
349
00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:06,333
OKAY, SADIE,
IT'S YOUR TURN.
350
00:17:10,566 --> 00:17:11,833
J-E-
351
00:17:12,033 --> 00:17:12,833
R-K.
352
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,633
"JERK."
353
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,300
( laughing nervously ):
OH, THAT'S GREAT.
354
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,633
WHAT A WORDSMITH.
355
00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:18,733
NOW IT'S YOUR TURN, WINSLOW.
356
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,033
"MORON."
357
00:17:23,233 --> 00:17:24,333
( laughing and snorting )
358
00:17:24,533 --> 00:17:25,800
GOOD ONE!
359
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,600
WHAT'S A MORON?
360
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,466
DID YOU SEE THAT, CAT?
361
00:17:30,666 --> 00:17:33,400
I'VE NEVER BEEN
SO INSULTED IN MY LIFE.
362
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,100
GIVE ME SOME TIME.
363
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:37,100
WE JUST MET.
364
00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:39,666
( whispering ):
IS IT TIME FOR
PLAN "B" YET, CAT?
365
00:17:39,866 --> 00:17:40,733
HMM...
366
00:17:45,266 --> 00:17:47,200
WE GOT TO GO ALL
THE WAY TO PLAN "Q."
367
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:52,000
Dog:
"MARIACHI--
THE MUSIC OF LOVE."
368
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:55,900
( mariachi band playing )
369
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:59,000
( singing in bored voice ):
♪ AY, AY, AY, AY ♪
370
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:02,033
♪ TE QUIERO, RATONCITA... ♪
371
00:18:02,233 --> 00:18:04,933
AH, ISN'T THIS
SOOTHING AND SWEET?
372
00:18:05,133 --> 00:18:08,333
DOESN'T IT JUST SET
THE MOOD FOR ROMANCE?
373
00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:11,733
( Dog humming along with music )
374
00:18:11,933 --> 00:18:15,133
OH, SHEESH,
I THINK MY EARS ARE BLEEDING.
375
00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:17,400
I WISH MY EARS
WAS BLEEDING.
376
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,833
THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE TO HEAR
THIS RACKET.
377
00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:22,900
HEY, IT'S NOT EASY FOR A WEASEL
TO PLAY THIS GUITAR.
378
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:26,466
( in Spanish accent ):
JUST LET THE MUSIC TAKE YOU AWAY
379
00:18:26,666 --> 00:18:28,833
DEEP INTO THE HEART
OF OLD MEXICO.
380
00:18:29,033 --> 00:18:30,900
( groaning )
381
00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:33,400
HEY, YOU'RE INTERRUPTING
MY SOLO.
382
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:36,233
( trumpet screeches )
383
00:18:39,266 --> 00:18:41,266
BLOW, DADDY, BLOW.
384
00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:47,666
OOMPH!
385
00:18:47,866 --> 00:18:50,833
( straining )
386
00:19:09,466 --> 00:19:10,500
( pop )
387
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:11,900
( Dog screaming )
388
00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:13,500
HA! YOU CALL
THAT NASTY?
389
00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:14,500
WATCH THIS.
390
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:23,366
( strings play distortedly )
391
00:19:23,566 --> 00:19:24,266
OUCH.
392
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,433
( cackles )
393
00:19:30,566 --> 00:19:32,100
( groaning )
394
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,733
HOW'D YOU LIKE
THEM APPLES?
395
00:19:37,933 --> 00:19:40,233
STRICTLY AMATEUR.
396
00:19:40,433 --> 00:19:42,966
NOW, SIT BACK AND BEHOLD.
397
00:19:50,733 --> 00:19:54,566
( all yelling )
398
00:19:54,766 --> 00:19:55,366
( horn toots )
399
00:19:57,733 --> 00:19:59,866
AAH...!
400
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:01,866
( crash )
401
00:20:02,066 --> 00:20:06,366
AH, THE SWEET, SWEET SOUNDS
OF MAYHEM.
402
00:20:06,566 --> 00:20:08,433
Lead singer:
GET YOUR TRUMPET
OFF MY TAIL.
403
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:11,766
WHAT CAN I SAY?
404
00:20:11,966 --> 00:20:13,833
( chuckling ):
SADIE, I'M IN
THE PRESENCE
405
00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:15,400
OF A REAL PROFESSIONAL.
406
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,666
IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE.
407
00:20:17,866 --> 00:20:19,133
THANKS.
408
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:20,433
I JUST NOTICED...
409
00:20:20,633 --> 00:20:22,166
YOU HAVE
410
00:20:22,366 --> 00:20:24,366
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
BEADY LITTLE EYES.
411
00:20:24,566 --> 00:20:25,566
REALLY?
412
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:26,666
( cackles )
413
00:20:26,866 --> 00:20:28,833
YEAH, REALLY.
414
00:20:29,033 --> 00:20:30,866
AND I LOVE
YOUR LAUGH.
415
00:20:31,066 --> 00:20:33,633
( both cackle )
416
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,366
( both sigh deeply )
417
00:20:35,566 --> 00:20:39,200
OH, SADIE, WHERE HAVE
YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?
418
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,866
DOWNTOWN,
BEHIND THE BUS DEPOT.
419
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:44,333
Winslow:
GIVE ME SOME SUGAR.
420
00:20:44,533 --> 00:20:46,266
( kissing loudly )
421
00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:52,133
OH, WINSLOW.
422
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:53,366
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
423
00:20:53,566 --> 00:20:54,866
HOW'D YOU LIKE TO SEE
424
00:20:55,066 --> 00:20:56,233
MY MOZZARELLA
COLLECTION, HUH?
425
00:20:56,433 --> 00:20:58,100
I'D BE DELIGHTED.
426
00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:00,766
YOU'RE KIDDING.
427
00:21:00,966 --> 00:21:02,700
HEAR ME, CATDOG
428
00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:05,600
I SHALL BE NICE TO YOU
FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER.
429
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,500
AND EVER!
430
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,233
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
431
00:21:09,433 --> 00:21:11,566
IT ACTUALLY WORKED, DOG.
432
00:21:11,766 --> 00:21:13,666
FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN MY LIFE
433
00:21:13,866 --> 00:21:15,666
ONE OF MY PLANS WORKED.
434
00:21:15,866 --> 00:21:17,400
Winslow:
WHAT?!
435
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:18,633
NO!
436
00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:19,433
CATDOG...
437
00:21:21,366 --> 00:21:23,700
I'M GOING TO WRING
BOTH YOUR FLEA-BITTEN NECKS.
438
00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:26,833
SHE'S GONE AND
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.
439
00:21:27,033 --> 00:21:27,933
WHAT HAPPENED?
440
00:21:28,133 --> 00:21:30,300
JUST LISTEN:
441
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,433
"DEAR WINSLOW,
I AM YOUR SOUL MATE
442
00:21:32,633 --> 00:21:34,833
"BUT I AM ALSO A CON ARTIST
443
00:21:35,033 --> 00:21:36,800
"SO I SWIPED
ALL YOUR STUFF
444
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,666
AND LEFT YOU THIS COOKIE."
445
00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:43,300
"GOOD-BYE, MY LITTLE BLUE ANGEL.
446
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:44,966
LOVE, SADIE."
447
00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:46,633
( blows nose loudly )
448
00:21:46,833 --> 00:21:48,400
AT LEAST SHE LEFT YOU
A COOKIE.
449
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,666
WHO CARES ABOUT A STUPID...
450
00:21:51,866 --> 00:21:54,966
( choking up ):
COOKIE?
451
00:21:55,166 --> 00:21:56,633
( sobbing ):
SADIE!
452
00:21:56,833 --> 00:21:57,866
COME BACK!
453
00:21:58,066 --> 00:22:02,733
I LOVE YOU!
454
00:22:02,933 --> 00:22:05,433
IS THERE GOING TO
BE A SECOND SHOW
455
00:22:05,633 --> 00:22:07,000
OR CAN WE PACK UP?
456
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,433
SHH.
457
00:22:08,633 --> 00:22:09,766
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT,
WINSLOW?
458
00:22:09,966 --> 00:22:11,133
( sniffles )
459
00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:12,833
NEVER BETTER, DOG.
460
00:22:13,033 --> 00:22:15,300
I HAVE FOUND LOVE.
461
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:18,200
NOW I JUST HAVE TO
TRACK IT DOWN AGAIN.
462
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,200
SO, THAT MEANS YOU'RE
NOT MAD AT US, RIGHT
463
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,433
AND WON'T BE MEAN, MAYBE?
464
00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:26,033
I'M GOING TO BUILD AN ALTAR
AROUND THIS COOKIE.
465
00:22:26,233 --> 00:22:28,133
IT'S THE COOKIE OF LOVE.
466
00:22:28,333 --> 00:22:31,133
HEY, I GUESS HE'S
REALLY NOT MAD AT US.
467
00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:33,100
GOOD JOB, CAT.
468
00:22:33,300 --> 00:22:34,966
WELL, I DO WHAT I CAN.
469
00:22:35,166 --> 00:22:36,766
JUST BECAUSE I'M
NOT MAD AT YOU
470
00:22:36,966 --> 00:22:39,100
DOESN'T MEAN I'M
NOT GOING TO MESS WITH YOU.
471
00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:41,600
( all yelling )
472
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,666
DON'T WORRY, CAT.
473
00:22:49,866 --> 00:22:53,666
JUST LET THE
MARIACHICHI MUSIC
SOOTHE YOUR SOUL.
474
00:22:53,866 --> 00:22:56,833
♪ AY, AY, AY, AY... ♪
475
00:22:57,033 --> 00:22:59,200
( humming and grunting
mariachi song )
476
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:09,133
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
477
00:23:09,333 --> 00:23:11,933
and NICKELODEON]
478
00:23:12,133 --> 00:23:14,333
♪ ...JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
479
00:23:14,533 --> 00:23:15,666
♪ CATDOG... ♪
480
00:23:15,866 --> 00:23:17,366
♪ CATDOG ♪
481
00:23:17,566 --> 00:23:19,566
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
482
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,700
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
483
00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:25,000
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
484
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,600
♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
485
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,000
♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
486
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,333
♪ CATDOG... ♪
487
00:23:30,533 --> 00:23:32,033
♪ CATDOG ♪
488
00:23:32,233 --> 00:23:35,666
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
489
00:23:35,866 --> 00:23:37,000
♪ CATDOG ♪
490
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,933
♪ CATDOG... ♪
491
00:23:40,133 --> 00:23:42,200
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The Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]
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