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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:15,300 ♪ ONE FINE DAY WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪ 2 00:00:15,300 --> 00:00:17,166 ♪ A BABY WAS BORN AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪ 3 00:00:17,166 --> 00:00:19,000 ♪ NO BLUE BUG AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪ 4 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,866 ♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE, LITTLE CATDOG ♪ 5 00:00:20,866 --> 00:00:24,500 ♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... 6 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:28,100 ♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪ 7 00:00:28,100 --> 00:00:29,966 ♪ OUT ON THE ROAD OR BACK IN TOWN ♪ 8 00:00:29,966 --> 00:00:31,900 ♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪ 9 00:00:31,900 --> 00:00:33,566 ♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT, GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪ 10 00:00:33,566 --> 00:00:35,466 ♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER, GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪ 11 00:00:35,466 --> 00:00:39,200 ♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... 12 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:42,766 ♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪ 13 00:00:42,766 --> 00:00:48,800 ♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... 14 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:51,800 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 15 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:53,700 and NICKELODEON] 16 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:08,333 Rancid Rabbit: WELCOME TO THE GRAND REOPENING 17 00:01:08,333 --> 00:01:10,600 OF RANCID'S SNOOTY WORLD OF GOLF. 18 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:11,966 ( polite applause ) 19 00:01:11,966 --> 00:01:13,033 THANK YOU. 20 00:01:13,033 --> 00:01:15,066 HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO SEE YOU. 21 00:01:15,066 --> 00:01:17,166 AND THERE'LL BE NO MORE HIGH JINX 22 00:01:17,166 --> 00:01:19,000 DEMOLITION AND DESTRUCTION 23 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,400 BECAUSE CATDOG'S BEEN BANNED. 24 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:25,333 ( cheers and applause... ) 25 00:01:25,333 --> 00:01:27,433 AND... AS AN EXTRA BONUS... 26 00:01:29,066 --> 00:01:30,066 Man: OH! 27 00:01:30,066 --> 00:01:31,866 THIS TROPHY WILL BE AWARDED 28 00:01:31,866 --> 00:01:34,133 BY ME PERSONALLY 29 00:01:34,133 --> 00:01:37,600 TO ANYONE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BREAK THE CLUB RECORD 30 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:40,733 WHICH I HOLD, AND HAVE HELD SINCE DAY ONE. 31 00:01:40,733 --> 00:01:42,966 OH, YES, AND THE WINNER ALSO GETS 32 00:01:42,966 --> 00:01:46,000 A FREE, IRREVOCABLE, LIFETIME CLUB MEMBERSHIP. 33 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,633 ( cheering ) 34 00:01:47,633 --> 00:01:49,866 WELL, GOOD LUCK! 35 00:01:49,866 --> 00:01:53,466 LIKE ANY OF YOU HAVE A CHANCE ON MY COURSE. 36 00:01:59,333 --> 00:02:00,900 WOWIE CABOODLES, CAT! 37 00:02:00,900 --> 00:02:02,933 YOU'RE ALREADY FIVE STROKIES 38 00:02:02,933 --> 00:02:04,666 UNDER THE COURSE RECORD. 39 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:05,666 YES, AND... 40 00:02:05,666 --> 00:02:07,866 PROVIDED WE DON'T GET CAUGHT 41 00:02:07,866 --> 00:02:08,866 ( chuckles ) 42 00:02:08,866 --> 00:02:10,500 THAT TROPHY IS MINE! 43 00:02:24,366 --> 00:02:27,433 PURE POETRY IN MOTION! 44 00:02:29,866 --> 00:02:31,400 WHAT A SHOT! 45 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:35,133 Dog: HEY, WHEN DO I GET TO HIT ONE, CAT? 46 00:02:35,133 --> 00:02:36,333 YOU DON'T. 47 00:02:36,333 --> 00:02:38,933 I'M HAVING MY BEST GAME EVER 48 00:02:38,933 --> 00:02:41,666 AND YOU'RE NOT MESSING IT UP. 49 00:02:42,633 --> 00:02:45,533 BUT I'M NOT HAVING ANY FUN. 50 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:47,833 AND I'M OKAY WITH THAT. 51 00:02:55,966 --> 00:02:57,400 ( whimpering ) 52 00:02:59,566 --> 00:03:02,700 DOG, DO YOU MIND? 53 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:05,800 ( whining ) 54 00:03:16,866 --> 00:03:18,766 ( sighs ) ALL RIGHT, DOG, FINE. 55 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:21,666 EVEN YOU COULDN'T SCREW UP 56 00:03:21,666 --> 00:03:22,800 A TWO-INCH PUTT. 57 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:24,733 BUT YOU HAVE TO DO AS I SAY. 58 00:03:24,733 --> 00:03:27,866 OH, AYE AYE, COMMANDER PUTT-PUTT. 59 00:03:27,866 --> 00:03:30,533 ( mutters ): COMMANDER PUTT-PUTT, FINE. 60 00:03:33,366 --> 00:03:34,466 SO NOW! HEAD UP. 61 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,200 CHEST OUT... 62 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,333 LEFT ARM STRAIGHT 63 00:03:39,333 --> 00:03:40,333 BACK ARCHED. 64 00:03:40,333 --> 00:03:42,666 MORE THAN THIS? 65 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,300 AND, GOOD. 66 00:03:46,300 --> 00:03:48,166 ( bird chirping... ) 67 00:03:48,166 --> 00:03:49,166 Cat: NOW... 68 00:03:49,166 --> 00:03:53,166 GENTLY STROKE THE BALL. 69 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:54,500 ( Cat groans ) 70 00:03:55,833 --> 00:03:58,233 HELLO, BALLIE. 71 00:03:58,233 --> 00:03:59,800 NOT WITH YOUR FINGER. 72 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:02,333 STROKE THE BALL WITH YOUR PUTTER. 73 00:04:02,333 --> 00:04:04,166 OH, I GOT YOU, CAT. 74 00:04:04,166 --> 00:04:07,466 AND REMEMBER, DOG... GENTLY. 75 00:04:08,700 --> 00:04:11,766 THAT'S GENT-LY, DOG. 76 00:04:11,766 --> 00:04:13,200 NICE AND SOFT? 77 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:14,200 MM-HMM. 78 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:15,200 EASY DOES IT. 79 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:16,966 OH, NO, DOG! 80 00:04:16,966 --> 00:04:19,033 HI-HO DIGGITY! 81 00:04:19,033 --> 00:04:20,033 FORE! 82 00:04:20,033 --> 00:04:21,000 FIVE! 83 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,533 ( Dog chortling... ) 84 00:04:22,533 --> 00:04:24,366 THANKS AGAIN FOR GOLFING 85 00:04:24,366 --> 00:04:28,133 AT RANCID'S SNOOTY WORLD OF GOLF. 86 00:04:29,066 --> 00:04:30,166 WHA?! 87 00:04:30,166 --> 00:04:31,166 OOH! 88 00:04:31,166 --> 00:04:32,766 ( glass breaking ) 89 00:04:32,766 --> 00:04:35,000 ( shouts ) 90 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,700 ( glass shattering ) 91 00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:41,633 CATDOG. 92 00:04:41,633 --> 00:04:43,200 WHO LET THEM IN? 93 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,800 THEY'RE HISTORY. 94 00:04:48,133 --> 00:04:50,066 THAT IS THE LAST BALL 95 00:04:50,066 --> 00:04:52,300 I EVER LET YOU HIT, DOG. 96 00:04:52,300 --> 00:04:53,366 SORRY, CAT. 97 00:04:53,366 --> 00:04:55,633 I WAS JUST TRYING TO HAVE SOME... 98 00:04:55,633 --> 00:04:57,566 FUN, FUN, YES, I KNOW. 99 00:04:57,566 --> 00:04:58,800 A LOT OF FUN. 100 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,800 NOW QUIT FIDGETING AND LET ME 101 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,200 FINISH OFF THIS HOLE. 102 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,300 YOU ALREADY COST ME ONE STROKE. 103 00:05:06,733 --> 00:05:07,800 HEY, UH, CAT? 104 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:10,166 DON'T EVER INTERRUPT ME 105 00:05:10,166 --> 00:05:11,866 WHEN I'M PUTTING! 106 00:05:11,866 --> 00:05:15,166 BUT I THINK THOSE FELLOWS WANT TO PLAY THROUGH. 107 00:05:15,933 --> 00:05:18,033 ( shouts ) 108 00:05:19,266 --> 00:05:20,300 THERE THEY ARE! 109 00:05:20,300 --> 00:05:23,866 WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU 110 00:05:23,866 --> 00:05:25,433 YOU... CATDOG! 111 00:05:25,433 --> 00:05:26,433 GREAT. 112 00:05:26,433 --> 00:05:27,966 IT'S THE CLUB PRESIDENT 113 00:05:27,966 --> 00:05:29,433 AND HIS MORONIC GOONS. 114 00:05:29,433 --> 00:05:30,533 GO, DOG, GO. 115 00:05:30,533 --> 00:05:33,500 Rabbit: FOLLOW THAT SPOTTED 116 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,500 BICRANIAL QUADRUPED. 117 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:37,066 Golfer: OH, OH, OH... 118 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,066 Dog: OH, SORRY! 119 00:05:41,066 --> 00:05:42,200 OH, SORRY! SORRY! 120 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:43,666 ( crash ) 121 00:05:48,166 --> 00:05:49,366 ( horns blaring ) 122 00:05:49,366 --> 00:05:51,000 GOOD RIDDANCE. 123 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,600 WELL, THAT OUGHT TO BE 124 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:55,800 THE LAST TIME WE SEE CATDOG. 125 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:58,300 ( shouting in distance ) 126 00:05:58,300 --> 00:06:00,566 Man: NOW WE'VE GOT THEM TRAPPED. 127 00:06:00,566 --> 00:06:01,633 THERE THEY ARE! 128 00:06:04,033 --> 00:06:07,133 GET OUT THERE AND FIND HIM! 129 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:08,900 THOSE FAIRWAY FUGITIVES 130 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:10,500 HAVE GOT TO BE STOPPED! 131 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:12,300 ( wheels squealing ) 132 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:17,333 I'M DEPUTIZING THE LOT OF YOU. 133 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:19,333 LET'S GO, GO, GO! 134 00:06:19,333 --> 00:06:20,433 All: YEAH! 135 00:06:24,366 --> 00:06:25,366 OKAY, DOG. 136 00:06:25,366 --> 00:06:26,633 ALL I'VE GOT TO DO 137 00:06:26,633 --> 00:06:29,466 IS MAKE THIS HOLE IN FIVE SHOTS AND I... 138 00:06:29,466 --> 00:06:30,766 ( crowd shouting ) 139 00:06:30,766 --> 00:06:32,166 THEY'RE BACK! 140 00:06:32,166 --> 00:06:34,000 ( shouting angrily... ) 141 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,333 RETREAT, RETREAT! 142 00:06:35,333 --> 00:06:36,333 NO! 143 00:06:36,333 --> 00:06:39,366 ( grunts ) 144 00:06:39,366 --> 00:06:42,333 WE SHALL NOT RETREAT! 145 00:06:42,333 --> 00:06:46,633 MAKE YOUR SHOT, CAT. 146 00:06:46,633 --> 00:06:47,633 OKAY. 147 00:06:47,633 --> 00:06:48,633 STEADY... 148 00:06:48,633 --> 00:06:50,033 STEADY. 149 00:06:52,266 --> 00:06:53,166 ( shouting ) 150 00:06:54,966 --> 00:06:56,966 NICE SWING, CAT. 151 00:06:56,966 --> 00:06:57,966 BAD SHOOTING! 152 00:06:57,966 --> 00:06:59,466 IT WENT INTO THE... 153 00:06:59,466 --> 00:07:00,533 ( grunts ) 154 00:07:00,533 --> 00:07:02,000 NO! 155 00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:08,300 YOU CAN'T GET AWAY THAT EASY, CATDOG. 156 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:11,966 GET IN THERE AND FLUSH THEM OUT! 157 00:07:14,266 --> 00:07:15,700 ( shouting, panting ) 158 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:18,600 THEY'RE DEFINITELY OVER THERE. 159 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:20,400 ( all talking... ) 160 00:07:22,966 --> 00:07:27,033 HOW AM I GOING TO SHAKE THOSE GUYS? 161 00:07:27,033 --> 00:07:29,433 I HAVE AN IDEA, CAT. 162 00:07:29,433 --> 00:07:30,766 YOU, DOG? AN IDEA? 163 00:07:30,766 --> 00:07:31,766 HOW NOVEL. 164 00:07:31,766 --> 00:07:33,000 OH, THANK YOU, CAT. 165 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,366 I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN A NOVEL. 166 00:07:35,366 --> 00:07:37,466 LEAPING LUMBAGO! 167 00:07:37,466 --> 00:07:38,700 ( Rabbit shouts ) 168 00:07:40,700 --> 00:07:44,900 ( panting, shouting ) 169 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:01,233 I'VE GOT YOU NOW, CATDOG. 170 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:03,333 HUH? 171 00:08:10,133 --> 00:08:13,100 ( shouting, moaning... ) 172 00:08:25,466 --> 00:08:26,800 ( laughs woozily ) 173 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:27,800 HI. 174 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,133 HOW ARE YOU? 175 00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:30,900 NICE TO SEE YOU. 176 00:08:30,900 --> 00:08:33,266 WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY. 177 00:08:33,266 --> 00:08:34,700 ( shouts ) 178 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:36,266 ISN'T THAT CATDOG? 179 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:41,200 ( growling... ) 180 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:42,733 GET THEM! 181 00:08:42,733 --> 00:08:44,466 ( angry shouting ) 182 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:49,566 ( laughing cruelly ) 183 00:08:49,566 --> 00:08:52,133 THIS OUGHT TO BE GOOD. 184 00:08:52,133 --> 00:08:53,333 OKAY, DOG. 185 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:57,133 ONLY TWO MORE SHOTS AND I'M CLUB CHAMPION! 186 00:09:00,533 --> 00:09:01,566 ( shouts ) 187 00:09:05,666 --> 00:09:10,266 ( all laughing... ) 188 00:09:11,633 --> 00:09:14,333 COME ON, CAT, COME ON. 189 00:09:14,333 --> 00:09:15,333 NO, NO. 190 00:09:15,333 --> 00:09:16,666 I CAN'T DO IT. 191 00:09:16,666 --> 00:09:20,000 I HATE WETNESS, ESPECIALLY THE MOIST KIND! 192 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,566 YES, YOU CAN DO IT 193 00:09:21,566 --> 00:09:23,900 AND YOU WILL, LITTLE MISTER. 194 00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:26,800 THINK OF THAT SHINY TROPHY, TIGER. 195 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,333 YOU WANT TO WIN IT, DON'T YOU? 196 00:09:29,333 --> 00:09:32,066 WELL, YEAH. 197 00:09:32,066 --> 00:09:35,633 WELL, THEN LET'S GET OUT THERE AND DO IT! 198 00:09:40,166 --> 00:09:42,233 ( Cat gritting teeth ) 199 00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:46,066 INTO THE MOISTURE THE CAT WENT... 200 00:09:46,066 --> 00:09:48,466 ( blubbering ): FORE! 201 00:09:51,166 --> 00:09:52,166 ( all gasp ) 202 00:09:52,166 --> 00:09:53,900 ( growls ) 203 00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:56,333 Rabbit: I'LL FIX THEM! 204 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,366 WE MADE IT, DOG. 205 00:10:01,366 --> 00:10:03,166 WE SINK THIS PUTT 206 00:10:03,166 --> 00:10:05,800 I'M THE NEW CLUB CHAMPION. 207 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,633 MAKE ME PROUD, CAT. 208 00:10:07,633 --> 00:10:10,866 Rabbit: GOLFERS, ASSEMBLE! 209 00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:17,100 READY... SET... 210 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:18,100 AIM... 211 00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:19,600 FIRE! 212 00:10:20,466 --> 00:10:22,300 ( shouting ) 213 00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:24,000 FIRE! 214 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:28,200 ( balls clattering... ) 215 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:30,900 ( laughing cruelly ) 216 00:10:30,900 --> 00:10:32,400 ( laughing ) 217 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:35,333 YOU'RE GOLFING DAYS ARE OVER, JUNIOR. 218 00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:36,900 ( sobbing ) 219 00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:39,100 I WAS SO CLOSE. 220 00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:42,600 I WAS SO, SO, VERY CLOSE. 221 00:10:45,566 --> 00:10:47,200 I KNOW! 222 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:50,933 HE WAS SO CLOSE! 223 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,466 HEAD UP... 224 00:11:05,466 --> 00:11:06,800 CHEST OUT... 225 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,600 LEFT ARM STRAIGHT... 226 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,866 BACK ARCHED. 227 00:11:10,866 --> 00:11:12,033 Cat: GO, DOG, GO. 228 00:11:15,566 --> 00:11:17,066 N-NO, DOG! 229 00:11:19,166 --> 00:11:20,633 ( screams ) 230 00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:25,900 ( bells, whistles going off ) 231 00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:28,666 ( Rabbit wailing... ) 232 00:11:28,666 --> 00:11:29,900 WE DID IT! 233 00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:31,200 WE DID IT! 234 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:34,700 I'M THE NEW CLUB CHAMPION! 235 00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:36,566 AND I HELPED. 236 00:11:36,566 --> 00:11:38,566 JUST ON THAT LAST SHOT. 237 00:11:38,566 --> 00:11:40,600 ( all grunting ) 238 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,733 AND, UH... 239 00:11:41,733 --> 00:11:43,266 ( chortling ) 240 00:11:43,266 --> 00:11:48,000 AS THE NEW CLUB CHAMPION, I DEMAND THE TROPHY. 241 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,333 OH, YOU WANT THE TROPHY? 242 00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:53,633 CAT, THIS TROPHY BROUGHT US CLOSER. 243 00:11:53,633 --> 00:11:56,000 LIKE PEAS IN A POD, BUGS ON A LOG... 244 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,033 ALL RIGHT, DOG! 245 00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:11,433 JUST A FEW MORE TOOTHPICKS 246 00:12:11,433 --> 00:12:15,666 AND MY SELF PORTRAIT WILL BE COMPLETE! 247 00:12:15,666 --> 00:12:19,566 DO YOU APPRECIATE THE CRAFTSMANSHIP, DOG? 248 00:12:19,566 --> 00:12:20,766 YEAH, CAT. 249 00:12:20,766 --> 00:12:24,000 IT SURE IS, UH, SOMETHING. 250 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,566 IT CERTAINLY IS. 251 00:12:25,566 --> 00:12:29,400 AND IT'S CERTAIN TO GET ME INTO THE WORLD BOOK OF RECORDS. 252 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,933 OVER 12,000 TOOTHPICKS 253 00:12:30,933 --> 00:12:32,833 WENT INTO THE CONSTRUCTION. 254 00:12:32,833 --> 00:12:34,300 ( loud sneeze ) 255 00:12:36,533 --> 00:12:39,366 DO YOU MIND? 256 00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:48,200 SORRY, CAT. 257 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:51,633 I MUST BE COMING DOWN WITH A COLD. 258 00:12:51,633 --> 00:12:52,933 A COLD, SHMOLD. 259 00:12:52,933 --> 00:12:56,266 FROM NOW ON, KINDLY SQUEEZE YOUR SNEEZES. 260 00:12:56,266 --> 00:12:59,533 THIS IS A VERY DELICATE OPERATION. 261 00:12:59,533 --> 00:13:00,600 YEAH, DOG. 262 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:02,133 IT'D BE A REAL SHAME 263 00:13:02,133 --> 00:13:06,533 IF YOU SNEEZED AND KNOCKED DOWN CAT'S MONUMENT TO HIMSELF. 264 00:13:06,533 --> 00:13:09,333 IT CERTAINLY WOULD. 265 00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:11,000 HEY, I WAS USING THAT. 266 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,800 ( grunts ) 267 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:16,033 DEFINITELY NUTS. 268 00:13:16,033 --> 00:13:19,566 ( starting to sneeze ) 269 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:21,533 ( grunting ) 270 00:13:21,533 --> 00:13:22,933 ( loud sneeze ) 271 00:13:22,933 --> 00:13:25,500 ( grunting, screaming... ) 272 00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:36,900 ( loud crash ) 273 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:44,000 ( angry stammering ) 274 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,666 THAT'S IT, DOG! 275 00:13:45,666 --> 00:13:48,733 YOU ARE GOING TO THE DOCTOR. 276 00:13:57,133 --> 00:13:58,300 HMM. 277 00:13:58,300 --> 00:14:02,300 NOW STICK OUT YOUR TONGUE AND SAY, "AH." 278 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,566 AH. 279 00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:11,033 I SEE. 280 00:14:11,033 --> 00:14:14,033 ( sneezes ) 281 00:14:14,033 --> 00:14:18,366 UH-HUH, JUST AS I THOUGHT. 282 00:14:18,366 --> 00:14:20,033 ALLERGIES. 283 00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:21,200 GOT ANY CATS? 284 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:24,800 NOPE, EXCEPT FOR CAT. 285 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:28,766 YOU GOT TO GET RID OF THE CAT. 286 00:14:28,766 --> 00:14:30,900 SAY WHAT? 287 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:37,800 BUT I CAN'T GET RID OF CAT. 288 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:41,533 ( stammering ) 289 00:14:41,533 --> 00:14:45,200 HE'S MY BEST FRIEND, MY BROTHER. 290 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:48,233 WE'RE VERY ATTACHED. 291 00:14:48,233 --> 00:14:51,600 WELL, THERE'S SOME OTHER REMEDIES IN HERE. 292 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,433 MIGHT WORK, MIGHT NOT. 293 00:14:53,433 --> 00:14:59,666 AFTER ALL, CAT ALLERGIES ARE THE WORST KIND. 294 00:15:07,133 --> 00:15:08,900 YOU, ALLERGIC TO ME? 295 00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:10,900 OH, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 296 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:14,333 AFTER ALL THE YEARS WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER? 297 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:20,500 BUT, CAT, IT SAYS HERE THAT AN ALLERGY CAN START ANY TIME. 298 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:23,933 ( starting to sneeze ) 299 00:15:23,933 --> 00:15:25,500 I'M FINE. 300 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:29,200 ( sneezes ) 301 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:32,233 "DOCTORS ARE AT A LOSS TO EXPLAIN THIS PHENOMENON." 302 00:15:32,233 --> 00:15:37,966 OH, WELL, THAT'S JUST FINE, BUT I CAN EXPLAIN IT. 303 00:15:37,966 --> 00:15:41,200 I BET YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO... 304 00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:44,433 WEEDS! 305 00:15:44,433 --> 00:15:45,933 OH, OH, NO. 306 00:15:45,933 --> 00:15:48,266 OR POLLEN, POLLEN 307 00:15:48,266 --> 00:15:50,533 FROM THESE FLOWERS. 308 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:53,600 I KNOW... DUST! 309 00:15:55,633 --> 00:15:59,266 ( gasps, inhales ) 310 00:16:04,566 --> 00:16:07,566 ( sniffing... ) 311 00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:36,933 WILL YOU SNEEZE ALREADY? 312 00:16:36,933 --> 00:16:38,100 I'M SO SORRY. 313 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:39,400 I CAN'T DO IT. 314 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,633 TRY THIS ONE ON FOR SIZE. 315 00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:43,133 ( Cat grunting ) 316 00:16:43,133 --> 00:16:45,600 ( sniffing ) 317 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:48,833 ( sneezes ) 318 00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:52,266 OH, IT IS YOU I'M ALLERGIC TO, CAT. 319 00:16:52,266 --> 00:16:54,733 WELL, THEN USE THIS BOOK 320 00:16:54,733 --> 00:16:58,933 AND GET YOURSELF UN-ALLERGIC TO ME. 321 00:17:02,733 --> 00:17:05,666 ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS, CAT? 322 00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:08,466 YES, I'M SURE ABOUT THAT, DOG. 323 00:17:08,466 --> 00:17:11,300 NOW DO WHATEVER THE BOOK SAYS. 324 00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:13,433 LET ME HELP YOU OUT THERE, DOG. 325 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:14,533 LET'S SEE HERE. 326 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:15,833 SAYS HERE THAT 327 00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:19,833 "OFTENTIMES, IT'S FILTHY PARTICLES IN A CAT'S FUR 328 00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:21,666 "THAT CAUSES ALLERGIES. 329 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:25,900 TO GET RID OF THE ALLERGY, YOU MUST CLEAN THE FUR." 330 00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:29,800 THERE'S NOTHING FILTHY ABOUT MY FUR. 331 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,766 HERE YOU GO, DOG. 332 00:17:33,466 --> 00:17:35,800 ( Cat screaming ) 333 00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:46,200 ( crashing and banging ) 334 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,266 ( both grunting ) 335 00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:02,600 ( giggling ) 336 00:18:06,266 --> 00:18:08,266 ( whistling ) 337 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:13,933 HEY, CAT. 338 00:18:13,933 --> 00:18:15,533 I THINK IT WORKED. 339 00:18:15,533 --> 00:18:17,033 I FEEL... 340 00:18:17,033 --> 00:18:19,833 ( starting to sneeze ) 341 00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:22,400 ( sneezes ) 342 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,833 NOT TO WORRY. 343 00:18:23,833 --> 00:18:27,700 SAYS HERE, "IF CLEANING DOESN'T WORK 344 00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:31,700 TRY GENTLY AIRING OUT THE CAT'S FUR." 345 00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:33,800 ( screaming ) 346 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:47,700 ( Cat yowling... ) 347 00:18:58,033 --> 00:19:01,833 HEY, UH, ARE YOU OKAY, CAT? 348 00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:03,000 TERRIFIC. 349 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:07,900 AS LONG AS YOUR STINKING ALLERGY'S GONE. 350 00:19:09,966 --> 00:19:11,700 ( sneezes ) 351 00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:14,333 TOO BAD. 352 00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:18,933 "IF SNEEZING STILL PERSISTS, YOU MUST SHAVE THE CAT." 353 00:19:18,933 --> 00:19:20,466 NO, NO, NO, NO, DOG. 354 00:19:20,466 --> 00:19:21,866 ANYTHING BUT THAT. 355 00:19:21,866 --> 00:19:23,233 NOT MY FUR! 356 00:19:23,233 --> 00:19:30,266 BUT, CAT, YOU SAID DO WHATEVER THE BOOK SAYS. 357 00:19:30,266 --> 00:19:33,633 ( sneezes ) 358 00:19:33,633 --> 00:19:36,300 I MUST SHAVE THE CAT! 359 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,400 DOG, DON'T. WAIT! 360 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:41,100 IT IS THE ONLY WAY, CAT. 361 00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:43,166 ( shaver buzzing ) 362 00:19:43,166 --> 00:19:46,433 NO, DON'T DO IT! 363 00:19:46,433 --> 00:19:48,833 ( panting, grunting ) 364 00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:55,900 ( buzzing ) 365 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:09,266 ( Cat screaming... ) 366 00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:27,233 I'M DOING THIS FOR THE BOTH OF US! 367 00:20:38,566 --> 00:20:40,466 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 368 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,566 ( Cat screaming ) 369 00:20:48,533 --> 00:20:51,033 WHOOPS, MISSED A SPOT. 370 00:20:51,033 --> 00:20:55,066 ( crying ) 371 00:20:56,666 --> 00:20:58,766 HEY, LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE, CAT. 372 00:20:58,766 --> 00:21:00,133 ( inhales deeply ) 373 00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:03,833 I'M ALLERGY FREE! 374 00:21:03,833 --> 00:21:06,433 NOTHING FUNNIER THAN A PLUCKED CAT. 375 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,833 LOOKS LIKE MY WORK HERE IS DONE. 376 00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:09,966 YUP, I-- 377 00:21:09,966 --> 00:21:12,000 ( starting to sneeze ) 378 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,000 NO, NOT AGAIN! 379 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,533 ( sneezes ) 380 00:21:17,533 --> 00:21:21,433 ( sniffling, sneezes ) 381 00:21:21,433 --> 00:21:26,966 WELL, DOG, YOU GOT NO CHOICE. 382 00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:32,100 WELL, BYE, DOG. 383 00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:35,500 BYE-BYE, CAT. 384 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:40,366 HERE'S A FOND FAREWELL FROM ME, TOO, CAT. 385 00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:42,700 ( cackles ) 386 00:21:43,933 --> 00:21:49,033 ( crying ) 387 00:21:49,033 --> 00:21:50,366 CHEER UP, DOGGY. 388 00:21:50,366 --> 00:21:52,533 YOU DID WHAT YOU HAD TO DO. 389 00:21:52,533 --> 00:21:56,433 ( crying ): BUT I MISS HIM. 390 00:21:56,433 --> 00:22:03,333 ( Dog starting to sneeze ) 391 00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:05,766 ( very loud sneeze ) 392 00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:11,166 DOG, DOG. 393 00:22:11,166 --> 00:22:13,866 THERE WAS A BRICK WALL BETWEEN US. 394 00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:15,700 AND YOU STILL SNEEZED. 395 00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:18,200 DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS? 396 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,966 YES, WE HAVE TO REBUILD THE WALL. 397 00:22:20,966 --> 00:22:23,566 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 398 00:22:23,566 --> 00:22:27,733 THAT YOU'RE NOT ALLERGIC TO ME. 399 00:22:27,733 --> 00:22:29,766 COME HERE. 400 00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:33,533 YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO A CERTAIN BLUE RAT! 401 00:22:33,533 --> 00:22:36,000 OH! 402 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,400 ( starts to sneeze ) 403 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:40,866 ( sneezes ) 404 00:22:40,866 --> 00:22:42,400 ( shavers buzzing ) 405 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,133 HEY, HEY, FELLOWS, WATCH IT. 406 00:22:44,133 --> 00:22:45,400 ( stammering ) 407 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:48,033 ( buzzing, Winslow grunting ) 408 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:53,866 Cat: YOU KNOW, DOG, THERE'S NOTHING FUNNIER THAN A PLUCKED RODENT. 409 00:22:53,866 --> 00:22:55,633 ( grunting ) 410 00:23:03,933 --> 00:23:06,966 ♪ ONE FINE DAY WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪ 411 00:23:06,966 --> 00:23:08,433 ♪ A BABY WAS BORN AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪ 412 00:23:08,433 --> 00:23:09,900 ♪ NO BLUE BUG AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪ 413 00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:11,366 ♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE 414 00:23:11,366 --> 00:23:12,600 ♪ LITTLE CATDOG 415 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:15,766 ♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... 416 00:23:15,766 --> 00:23:18,700 ♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪ 417 00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:21,633 ♪ OUT ON THE ROAD OR BACK IN TOWN ♪ 418 00:23:21,633 --> 00:23:23,100 ♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪ 419 00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:24,566 ♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT, GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪ 420 00:23:24,566 --> 00:23:27,500 ♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER, GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪ 421 00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:30,433 ♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... 422 00:23:30,433 --> 00:23:32,000 ♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG... ♪ 423 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:36,300 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 424 00:23:36,300 --> 00:23:37,766 and NICKELODEON] 425 00:23:37,766 --> 00:23:39,333 ♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪ 426 00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:43,233 [Captioned byThe Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation] 26606

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