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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,766 --> 00:00:15,466 ♪ ONE FINE DAY WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪ 2 00:00:15,566 --> 00:00:17,333 ♪ A BABY WAS BORN AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪ 3 00:00:17,433 --> 00:00:19,166 ♪ NO BLUE BUG AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪ 4 00:00:19,266 --> 00:00:21,033 ♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE, LITTLE CATDOG ♪ 5 00:00:21,133 --> 00:00:24,666 ♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... 6 00:00:24,766 --> 00:00:28,266 ♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪ 7 00:00:28,366 --> 00:00:30,133 ♪ OUT ON THE ROAD OR BACK IN TOWN ♪ 8 00:00:30,233 --> 00:00:32,066 ♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪ 9 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:33,733 ♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT, GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪ 10 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:35,633 ♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER, GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪ 11 00:00:35,733 --> 00:00:39,366 ♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... 12 00:00:39,466 --> 00:00:42,933 ♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪ 13 00:00:43,033 --> 00:00:46,500 ♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... 14 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:48,966 ♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪ 15 00:00:49,066 --> 00:00:51,966 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 16 00:00:52,066 --> 00:00:53,966 and NICKELODEON] 17 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,166 ( polite applause ) 18 00:01:14,266 --> 00:01:16,000 AH! 19 00:01:16,100 --> 00:01:19,066 ( laughing )(applause building...) 20 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:20,766 ( enthusiastic applause ) 21 00:01:20,866 --> 00:01:22,100 ( applause stops ) 22 00:01:25,300 --> 00:01:26,833 ( laughter and applause ) 23 00:01:26,933 --> 00:01:29,666 WELCOME BACK TO THE NEARBURG THEATER AWARDS. 24 00:01:29,766 --> 00:01:32,666 OUR NEXT AWARD WILL BE BEST ACTOR IN A MUSICAL. 25 00:01:32,766 --> 00:01:34,366 OKAY, DOG, THIS IS IT. 26 00:01:34,466 --> 00:01:38,566 WHEN THEY ANNOUNCE MY NAME, I'M GOING TO ACT SURPRISED. 27 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:39,833 GOOD LUCK, CAT. 28 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:41,433 WELL, THANK YOU, DOG 29 00:01:41,533 --> 00:01:44,466 BUT IT WASN'T LUCK THAT BROUGHT ME HERE TODAY 30 00:01:44,566 --> 00:01:46,433 IT WAS MY PRODIGIOUS TALENT. 31 00:01:46,533 --> 00:01:48,566 WHY, DON'T YOU REMEMBER? 32 00:01:52,966 --> 00:01:55,800 FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO... 33 00:01:55,900 --> 00:01:57,300 ( chewing ) UM... 34 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:58,600 WHAT YOU DOING, CAT? 35 00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:01,333 OH, I'M GOING TO BE PLAYING THE LEAD ROLE 36 00:02:01,433 --> 00:02:04,200 IN THE NEARBURG COMMUNITY PLAYERS PRODUCTION 37 00:02:04,300 --> 00:02:07,100 OF... ABE LINCOLN, SUPERSTAR! 38 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,400 OH. DON'T YOU HAVE TO TRY OUT FIRST? 39 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:12,066 AUDITIONS. A MERE FORMALITY. 40 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:15,566 WHEN THEY SEE ME WHO ELSE COULD THEY 41 00:02:15,666 --> 00:02:18,466 POSSIBLY GIVE THE PART TO? 42 00:02:18,566 --> 00:02:21,700 MAYBE I COULD TRY OUT FOR A PART. 43 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:23,633 MAYBE YOU TRY... 44 00:02:23,733 --> 00:02:25,333 ( laughs ) 45 00:02:25,433 --> 00:02:27,266 OH, THAT'S CUTE. 46 00:02:27,366 --> 00:02:29,433 YOU WANT TO TRY... 47 00:02:29,533 --> 00:02:31,500 ( both laughing ) 48 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:36,700 OH, I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S JUST... YOU TRY... 49 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:38,500 ( laughing hysterically... ) 50 00:02:45,633 --> 00:02:46,600 NO. YOU CAN'T. 51 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:48,666 ONLY A HANDFUL OF GREAT ONES 52 00:02:48,766 --> 00:02:51,066 ARE BORN TO STRUT UPON THE STAGE. 53 00:02:51,166 --> 00:02:53,900 BUT YOU CAN TAG ALONG 54 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:58,066 AND WATCH THE MASTER IN ACTION. 55 00:02:59,866 --> 00:03:02,866 ( droning ) DEDICATED TO THE PROPOSITION... 56 00:03:02,966 --> 00:03:05,133 Rancid Rabbit: ARE YOU KIDDING? 57 00:03:05,233 --> 00:03:07,266 GET OUT OF THE BUSINESS, KID. 58 00:03:07,366 --> 00:03:08,366 NEXT. 59 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:13,333 UH,... EH... UH, ONE... 60 00:03:13,433 --> 00:03:15,133 TWO, THREESCORE 61 00:03:15,233 --> 00:03:16,800 ON, ON THE GO. 62 00:03:16,900 --> 00:03:20,333 UH, DUH, SOMETHING HAPPENED... 63 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:21,866 NEXT. 64 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,433 ( sobbing... ) 65 00:03:26,766 --> 00:03:29,033 LOOK NO FURTHER, MY GOOD MAN. 66 00:03:29,133 --> 00:03:30,866 YOUR STAR HAS ARRIVED. 67 00:03:30,966 --> 00:03:33,266 ABRAHAM LINCOLN LIVES AGAIN! 68 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:38,366 YOU MAY THINK I'M JUST A BACKWARDS BUFFOON 69 00:03:38,466 --> 00:03:40,533 BUT SOME DAY, I'M GOING TO BE 70 00:03:40,633 --> 00:03:43,033 PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES. 71 00:03:43,133 --> 00:03:44,233 AND WHEN I... 72 00:03:44,333 --> 00:03:45,333 THANK YOU. 73 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:47,600 DON'T CALL US AND WE WON'T CALL YOU. 74 00:03:47,700 --> 00:03:48,600 NEXT! 75 00:03:48,700 --> 00:03:50,800 BUT YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH. 76 00:03:50,900 --> 00:03:52,733 OH, TRUST ME, YOU'RE FINISHED. 77 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:53,800 ( shouts ): NEXT! 78 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,833 BUT I AM ABRAHAM LINCOLN. 79 00:03:55,933 --> 00:03:57,866 NOT IN THIS SHOW, HONEY. 80 00:03:57,966 --> 00:03:59,133 NEXT! 81 00:03:59,233 --> 00:04:02,066 ( choking ) 82 00:04:02,166 --> 00:04:03,366 STOP! YOU. 83 00:04:03,466 --> 00:04:07,366 THE DOG ATTACHED TO THE CAT THAT WASN'T GOOD. 84 00:04:07,466 --> 00:04:08,900 READ THESE LINES. 85 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,600 ( gasps ) 86 00:04:11,700 --> 00:04:12,600 UH... UH... 87 00:04:12,700 --> 00:04:13,833 MARY TODDY, UH 88 00:04:13,933 --> 00:04:16,333 I GOT ME A HANKERING FOR YOU. 89 00:04:16,433 --> 00:04:17,966 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 90 00:04:18,066 --> 00:04:19,966 ( gasps ) HE'S REAL. 91 00:04:20,066 --> 00:04:21,266 HE'S RAW. 92 00:04:21,366 --> 00:04:24,733 HE'S AN AUTHENTIC, AMERICAN PRIMITIVE. 93 00:04:24,833 --> 00:04:26,366 CAN YOU SING, DEAR BOY? 94 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:27,366 YEAH. 95 00:04:27,466 --> 00:04:28,366 ( howling... ) 96 00:04:28,466 --> 00:04:30,466 ( glass shatters ) 97 00:04:30,566 --> 00:04:32,066 HOW'S THAT? 98 00:04:32,166 --> 00:04:35,133 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 99 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:37,066 WE FOUND OUR ABE. 100 00:04:43,633 --> 00:04:45,966 ( slurps ) 101 00:04:46,066 --> 00:04:48,433 ( chair creaking ) 102 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:52,733 ( slurps ) 103 00:04:52,833 --> 00:04:55,100 SO I HEAR DOG'S DOING LINCOLN. 104 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:57,000 HEY, WAY TO GO, FIDO. 105 00:04:57,100 --> 00:04:58,866 OH, THANKS, WINSLOW. 106 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:00,300 ( snarls ): YES... 107 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,866 IT'S WONDERFUL, ISN'T IT? 108 00:05:02,966 --> 00:05:05,600 WE'RE ALL SO HAPPY FOR DOG. 109 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:08,000 SO, SO, SO VERY HAPPY. 110 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,600 FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT, DOG. 111 00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:14,866 IT'S GOING TO BE A BUMPY RIDE. 112 00:05:22,100 --> 00:05:24,266 TIME TO MAKE MAGIC, PEOPLE. 113 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:27,166 WHAT IS THIS CAT DOING ON MY STAGE? 114 00:05:27,266 --> 00:05:28,200 WHAT, WHAT, WHAT. 115 00:05:28,300 --> 00:05:29,666 HE'S WITH ME. 116 00:05:29,766 --> 00:05:30,666 GET RID OF HIM. 117 00:05:30,766 --> 00:05:31,666 WE STILL NEED 118 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:34,433 SOMEONE TO PLAY HEZEKIAH. 119 00:05:34,533 --> 00:05:35,733 A PART? I'LL DO IT. 120 00:05:35,833 --> 00:05:37,733 I WAS BORN TO BE HEZEKIAH. 121 00:05:37,833 --> 00:05:39,833 YES, I'M SURE YOU WERE. 122 00:05:39,933 --> 00:05:41,433 CONGRATULATIONS. 123 00:05:41,533 --> 00:05:45,566 YOU'RE HEZEKIAH, ABE'S CONSTANT COMPANION. 124 00:05:45,666 --> 00:05:46,833 GREAT, CAT! 125 00:05:46,933 --> 00:05:50,366 ♪ NOW WE'RE BOTH IN THE SHOW. ♪ 126 00:05:50,466 --> 00:05:53,900 AND LOOK, YOU EVEN HAVE A LINE. 127 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,400 HEE... HAW. 128 00:05:57,533 --> 00:05:59,500 LET'S DO THE BIG LOVE SCENE. 129 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:01,033 WHERE'S ABE'S WIFE? 130 00:06:01,133 --> 00:06:04,666 TALLUHLA, WE'RE READY FOR YOU, DARLING. 131 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:07,100 ( quivers... 132 00:06:09,766 --> 00:06:12,233 Cat: OH, DOG! 133 00:06:12,333 --> 00:06:14,700 TAKE ME TO WASHINGTON, D.C. 134 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:17,366 YOU OLD RAIL-SPLITTER, YOU. 135 00:06:21,466 --> 00:06:23,866 ( groaning ) 136 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:26,566 GIDDY UP, HEZEKIAH, YAH. 137 00:06:26,666 --> 00:06:27,900 YAH, YAH... 138 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,566 D.C. OR BUST! 139 00:06:30,666 --> 00:06:32,966 HIT IT, SUNSHINE. 140 00:06:33,066 --> 00:06:36,700 ( playing lively tune... ) 141 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:40,766 ♪ AH, AH, AH-AH ♪♪ WE'RE OFF TO WASHINGTON D.C... ♪ 142 00:06:40,866 --> 00:06:43,966 ♪ HEY, HEY! LET'S MAKE SOME HISTORY... ♪ 143 00:06:44,066 --> 00:06:46,733 DO YOU THINK IT'D BE WEIRD IF I GREW A BEARD? 144 00:06:46,833 --> 00:06:48,866 NO I DO NOT, I THINK YOU'D LOOK HOT 145 00:06:48,966 --> 00:06:52,566 ♪ IN WASHINGTON, D.C.! ♪ 146 00:06:55,700 --> 00:06:59,533 EXCUSE ME, DID SOMEONE FORGET THEIR LINE?! 147 00:06:59,633 --> 00:07:01,700 ( sighs ) 148 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:03,433 HEE-HAW. 149 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:13,600 ( switch clicks ) 150 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:14,600 ( creaks ) 151 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:15,933 ( sloshing ) 152 00:07:16,033 --> 00:07:17,500 ( vocalizing ) 153 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:20,200 WE OPEN TOMORROW NIGHT, THESPIANS. 154 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:21,200 ASTONISH ME. 155 00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:22,833 ( piano playing... ) 156 00:07:22,933 --> 00:07:24,500 ( curtain rods sliding ) 157 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:26,633 ♪ EVER SINCE I WAS A LITTLE LAD ♪ 158 00:07:26,733 --> 00:07:28,400 ♪ I CHOPPED A HEAP OF WOOD. ♪ 159 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:30,500 ♪ AND NOW, BY GOSH I RECKON ♪ 160 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:32,533 ♪ I'M A-GETTING PRETTY GOOD. ♪ 161 00:07:32,633 --> 00:07:35,600 ♪ SURE CHOPS A MEAN PIECE OF WOOD. ♪ 162 00:07:35,700 --> 00:07:36,766 ( crashes ) 163 00:07:36,866 --> 00:07:39,733 HONEST. WOULD I LIE TO YOU? 164 00:07:39,833 --> 00:07:41,866 HEE-HAW. 165 00:07:41,966 --> 00:07:42,866 YAY! 166 00:07:42,966 --> 00:07:44,400 ALL RIGHT! 167 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:46,200 ( gasps ) 168 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:47,400 PERFECTION. 169 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:50,066 ABE HIMSELF COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT BETTER. 170 00:07:50,166 --> 00:07:51,933 I COULD HAVE DONE IT BETTER. 171 00:07:52,033 --> 00:07:54,933 TOMORROW NIGHT, THE WORLD WILL BE AT YOUR PAWS. 172 00:07:55,033 --> 00:07:57,900 NOW GO HOME AND GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP. 173 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,033 WOULDN'T WANT YOU GETTING SICK. 174 00:08:00,133 --> 00:08:01,666 OH! ( chortles... ) 175 00:08:01,766 --> 00:08:03,533 ( crickets chirping ) 176 00:08:03,633 --> 00:08:04,866 ( snoring... ) 177 00:08:14,033 --> 00:08:16,033 ( wind blowing... ) 178 00:08:16,133 --> 00:08:19,633 WOULDN'T WANT YOU GETTING SICK. 179 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:21,200 ( laughs meanly ) 180 00:08:28,966 --> 00:08:33,066 ( teeth chattering... ) 181 00:08:34,066 --> 00:08:35,233 ( sneeze ) 182 00:08:35,333 --> 00:08:37,833 Rancid Rabbit: HE'S AS SICK AS A DOG! 183 00:08:37,933 --> 00:08:39,299 HE CAN'T GO 184 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:40,766 ONSTAGE LIKE THIS. 185 00:08:40,866 --> 00:08:42,366 ( weakly ): YES, I CAN. 186 00:08:42,466 --> 00:08:44,300 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 187 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:45,300 WE'RE RUINED! 188 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:49,166 ( wailing ) 189 00:08:49,266 --> 00:08:51,200 WAIT! I CAN PLAY THAT PART. 190 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:52,466 YOU? DONKEY-BOY? 191 00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:56,000 THAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD. 192 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:58,066 NO, NO, NO. I KNOW ALL THE LINES. 193 00:08:58,166 --> 00:08:59,433 I KNOW ALL THE MOVES. 194 00:08:59,533 --> 00:09:01,333 AND DOG CAN PLAY THE DONKEY. 195 00:09:01,433 --> 00:09:02,433 ( sighs ) 196 00:09:02,533 --> 00:09:05,233 I GUESS WE HAVE NO CHOICE. 197 00:09:05,333 --> 00:09:06,500 SORRY, ABE. 198 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:10,866 ( general conversation ) 199 00:09:10,966 --> 00:09:11,866 PLACES. 200 00:09:11,966 --> 00:09:13,100 REMEMBER! 201 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:15,766 THERE ARE 2,000 PEOPLE OUT THERE 202 00:09:15,866 --> 00:09:18,166 WATCHING EVERY MOVE YOU MAKE. 203 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:19,466 DON'T BLOW IT. 204 00:09:22,033 --> 00:09:24,600 ( people cheering, applauding ) 205 00:09:24,700 --> 00:09:28,466 ♪ IT'S A BOY, MRS. LINCOLN ♪ 206 00:09:28,566 --> 00:09:31,100 ♪ IT'S A BOY... 207 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,366 ( audience murmuring... ) 208 00:09:33,466 --> 00:09:35,400 2-2,000 PEOPLE... 209 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:37,900 ( people talking... ) 210 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,200 DOG, I CAN'T DO IT. 211 00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:42,200 YES, YOU CAN. 212 00:09:42,300 --> 00:09:45,566 I FORGOT THE LINES. 213 00:09:45,666 --> 00:09:48,933 ( audience jeering... ) 214 00:09:49,033 --> 00:09:53,466 ( booing continues... ) 215 00:09:53,566 --> 00:09:57,066 THAT DARN CAT, HE'S GOT STAGE FRIGHT. 216 00:09:57,166 --> 00:09:58,766 ( people shouting ) 217 00:09:58,866 --> 00:09:59,766 Man: GO HOME. 218 00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:01,600 I'M JUST A BABY. 219 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:03,833 LEAVING TOWN NOW. 220 00:10:03,933 --> 00:10:05,500 ( audience hissing... ) 221 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:07,066 Cat: I'M JUST A BABY... 222 00:10:07,166 --> 00:10:08,600 NAMED ABEY. 223 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:11,833 NAMED ABEY. 224 00:10:11,933 --> 00:10:12,800 ( quieting... ) 225 00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:14,600 ( music starts ) 226 00:10:14,700 --> 00:10:17,166 ♪ I'M JUST A BABY NAMED ABEY 227 00:10:17,266 --> 00:10:19,933 ♪ BUT SOMEDAY MAYBE 228 00:10:20,033 --> 00:10:23,666 ♪ I'M GOING TO HIT THE BIG TIME, BABY ♪ 229 00:10:23,766 --> 00:10:26,033 ( audience cheering... ) 230 00:10:26,133 --> 00:10:28,333 NOW THAT BOY'S GOING SOMEWHERE. 231 00:10:28,433 --> 00:10:30,566 ( applauding ) 232 00:10:30,666 --> 00:10:32,766 ♪ AND THAT'S HOW YOU DO 233 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:36,300 ♪ THE GETTYSBURG SHUFFLE... OH, YES! ♪ 234 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,966 ( cheering ) 235 00:10:38,066 --> 00:10:39,100 ( drums playing ) 236 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,700 ♪ ABRAHAM ♪ 237 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:42,666 ♪ THE LINCOLN MAN ♪ 238 00:10:42,766 --> 00:10:46,200 ♪ HE CAN DO WHAT A PRESIDENT CAN ♪ 239 00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:54,400 ♪ AND THAT'S WHY WE LOVE ABE! ♪ 240 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:56,066 ( cheers and applause ) 241 00:10:56,166 --> 00:10:57,933 ( enthusiastic applause ) 242 00:10:58,033 --> 00:10:58,933 Man: YAY! 243 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,666 ( cheers and applause ) 244 00:11:00,766 --> 00:11:02,100 ( whistles ) 245 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:05,433 ( cheers and applause continue... ) 246 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,800 AND NOW... 247 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:19,600 MY MOMENT OF GLORY. 248 00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:20,966 AND THE WINNER 249 00:11:21,066 --> 00:11:23,433 OF THE BEST ACTOR AWARD GOES TO... 250 00:11:23,533 --> 00:11:24,466 ( drum roll ) 251 00:11:24,566 --> 00:11:28,200 CAT'S... BEST FRIEND, DOG 252 00:11:28,300 --> 00:11:32,000 FOR HIS MEMORABLE PORTRAYAL OF HEZEKIAH, THE DONKEY. 253 00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,533 OH, THANK YOU, THANKS. 254 00:11:33,633 --> 00:11:34,533 'SCUSE ME. 255 00:11:34,633 --> 00:11:36,300 ( crashing ) 256 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:39,700 ( audience applauding ) 257 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:40,700 THANK YOU. 258 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,366 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 259 00:11:42,466 --> 00:11:44,400 I JUST WANT TO THANK SOMEONE 260 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:47,200 WHO'S ALWAYS BEEN RIGHT THERE BEHIND ME 261 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:49,500 MY CLOSE, PERSONAL FRIEND, CAT. 262 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:50,900 ( audience cheering ) 263 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,633 HEE... HAW. 264 00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:14,666 OKAY, DOG, NOW NO DAWDLING. 265 00:12:14,766 --> 00:12:16,366 WE PICK UP THE SNACKAGES 266 00:12:16,466 --> 00:12:18,100 AND WE HEAD RIGHT HOME. 267 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,633 I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THAT BATTLE 268 00:12:20,733 --> 00:12:22,866 OF THE OPERA STARS TV SPECIAL 269 00:12:22,966 --> 00:12:26,033 AND I DON'T WANT TO MISS ONE SECOND OF IT-- WHOA! 270 00:12:26,133 --> 00:12:27,666 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, CAT. 271 00:12:27,766 --> 00:12:29,366 ( Cat yelping ) 272 00:12:29,466 --> 00:12:32,366 ( screeches to halt ) 273 00:12:32,466 --> 00:12:34,366 GOT TO SNIFF MY HYDRANT. 274 00:12:34,466 --> 00:12:36,466 ( sniffing... ) 275 00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:39,533 DOG, DOG, THIS IS 276 00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:41,733 NOT YOUR HYDRANT. 277 00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:44,900 YES, IT IS, CAT. 278 00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:48,233 ONCE A DOG PUTS 279 00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:50,300 HIS SPECIAL SCENT ON A HYDRANT 280 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,000 NO OTHER DOG CAN USE IT. 281 00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:53,666 THAT'S THE RULE EXACTLY. 282 00:12:53,766 --> 00:12:55,400 ( rolling up parchment ) 283 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:56,733 ( sniffing ) 284 00:12:56,833 --> 00:12:58,733 AH, THE PUNGENT AROMA... 285 00:12:58,833 --> 00:13:00,500 OF ME. 286 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,666 OKAY, WELL, YOU'VE HAD YOUR NOSEFUL-- 287 00:13:03,766 --> 00:13:04,833 I KNOW I HAVE-- 288 00:13:04,933 --> 00:13:06,600 NOW, LET'S GET A MOVE ON! 289 00:13:18,066 --> 00:13:19,400 HEY, CAT. 290 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,200 WHEN'S THE BIG TV EXTRAVAGANZA START? 291 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:24,266 IN AN HOUR, BUT THAT NEEDN'T CONCERN YOU-- 292 00:13:24,366 --> 00:13:26,300 AS IN, YOU'RE NOT INVITED. 293 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:29,400 YEAH? AS IN, HOW COME? 294 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:32,333 BECAUSE, A) I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR IT 295 00:13:32,433 --> 00:13:34,433 AND YOU DIDN'T; AND, B)... 296 00:13:34,533 --> 00:13:36,066 I DON'T LIKE YOU! 297 00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:39,066 HOWEVER, IF YOU'D LIKE TO CHIP IN 298 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,900 I MIGHT RECONSIDER. 299 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,066 PAY MONEY TO WATCH A TV SHOW? 300 00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:44,400 WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS? 301 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,333 ( squealing ) 302 00:13:55,066 --> 00:13:57,133 JUST IMAGINE, WORLD-CLASS OPERA STARS 303 00:13:57,233 --> 00:13:59,366 IN A NO-HOLDS-BARRED WRESTLING MATCH! 304 00:13:59,466 --> 00:14:00,666 IT'S ABSOLUTELY... 305 00:14:00,766 --> 00:14:03,933 Dog: HYDRANT, HYDRANT, HYDRANT! 306 00:14:04,033 --> 00:14:05,266 ( Cat yelping ) 307 00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:06,700 WHAT IS IT WITH YOU? 308 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:09,400 YOU SNIFFED IT FIVE MINUTES AGO. 309 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,100 HOW FRAGRANT CAN IT BE?! 310 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,166 ( sniffing ) 311 00:14:12,266 --> 00:14:14,266 I WANT TO MAKE SURE I DON'T, AH... 312 00:14:14,366 --> 00:14:15,466 MISS ANYTHING. 313 00:14:15,566 --> 00:14:17,433 ( sighs ) ALL RIGHT, DOG, ENOUGH. 314 00:14:17,533 --> 00:14:19,700 THE PRE-SHOW WILL BE STARTING SOON. 315 00:14:22,233 --> 00:14:25,466 SOMEBODY USED MY HYDRANT! 316 00:14:25,566 --> 00:14:28,100 ( growling ) 317 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,333 ALL RIGHT NOW, NOW, EASY NOW, PUPPY. 318 00:14:30,433 --> 00:14:31,333 GOOD BOY. 319 00:14:31,433 --> 00:14:32,833 NO REASON TO GET UPSET. 320 00:14:32,933 --> 00:14:34,066 I MEAN, YOU KNOW... 321 00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:35,800 YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ME UPSET! 322 00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:37,133 ( growls ) 323 00:14:37,233 --> 00:14:40,533 THERE'S BEEN A CRIME COMMITTED HERE 324 00:14:40,633 --> 00:14:45,566 AND THAT CRIME IS CALLED TRESPASSING ON MY HYDRANT! 325 00:14:45,666 --> 00:14:48,366 UH, WELL, I'M SURE IT WAS AN HONEST MIS... 326 00:14:48,466 --> 00:14:49,400 ( Cat yelping ) 327 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:50,633 I'VE GOT THE SCENT! 328 00:14:50,733 --> 00:14:52,500 ( whooping ) 329 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,900 I'VE GOT THE SCENT! 330 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,433 SCENT, SCENT! 331 00:14:57,533 --> 00:14:58,633 SLOW DOWN, DOG! 332 00:14:58,733 --> 00:15:00,366 YOU'RE GOING TOO FAST! 333 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:01,366 OW, OW! 334 00:15:01,466 --> 00:15:03,333 WILL YOU PLEASE STOP? 335 00:15:03,433 --> 00:15:04,866 OOH, OOH, MY BODY. 336 00:15:04,966 --> 00:15:06,700 ( yelping )(barking) 337 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,533 ( Cat yelling ) 338 00:15:08,633 --> 00:15:09,866 GOT THE SCENT! 339 00:15:11,633 --> 00:15:12,633 YOW! 340 00:15:17,933 --> 00:15:21,266 ( screeching, clanking ) 341 00:15:21,366 --> 00:15:22,433 ( clatter ) 342 00:15:22,533 --> 00:15:25,133 ( Dog panting ) 343 00:15:25,233 --> 00:15:29,733 ( barking, crashing ) 344 00:15:29,833 --> 00:15:31,833 Dog: CONTINUING TO WHIFF... 345 00:15:31,933 --> 00:15:33,833 ( jabbering ) 346 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:37,033 ( Cat yelping ) 347 00:15:39,233 --> 00:15:40,900 BRILLIANT WORK, SHERLOCK. 348 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,233 WE'RE BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM! 349 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,066 AND HERE WE SHALL REMAIN! 350 00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:46,133 WHAT? 351 00:15:46,233 --> 00:15:47,300 WHOA! 352 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,333 THE TRESPASSER ALWAYS RETURNS 353 00:15:49,433 --> 00:15:51,233 TO THE SCENE OF THE STINK. 354 00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:53,266 OKAY. THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH. 355 00:15:53,366 --> 00:15:57,566 I PAID BIG BUCKS TO WATCH FOUR TENORS RIP EACH OTHER APART, AND 356 00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:59,933 THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING TO MISS IT! 357 00:16:00,033 --> 00:16:02,166 AND THERE'S NO WAY I'M LEAVING 358 00:16:02,266 --> 00:16:04,500 UNTIL I SNIFF OUT THE TRESPASSER! 359 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,600 OH, COME ON. 360 00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:06,600 YOU CAN'T... 361 00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:07,666 NOPE, NOT HIM. 362 00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:09,000 YOU CAN'T JUST... DOG. 363 00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:10,200 NOT HIM... NOT HIM. 364 00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:11,433 PEOPLE ARE STARING. 365 00:16:11,533 --> 00:16:13,100 ( clears throat ) 366 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,800 IF YOU'RE IN SUCH A HURRY 367 00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:16,100 YOU CAN HELP SNIFF. 368 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,700 I'M NOT GO... 369 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:23,066 ( growling ) 370 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,633 ( sighs ) 371 00:16:26,733 --> 00:16:28,133 ( sniffing ) 372 00:16:28,233 --> 00:16:29,933 I DON'T THINK THAT WAS HIM. 373 00:16:30,033 --> 00:16:30,933 ( sniffs ) 374 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:31,933 NO. 375 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,200 ( resumes sniffing ) 376 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:35,200 HEY, YOU SNIFFING ME? 377 00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:36,400 WHAT? 378 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,633 ARE YOU SNIFFING ME? 379 00:16:38,733 --> 00:16:40,233 OH... N-NO. 380 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,400 ( stammering ) 381 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,900 I'M NOT SNIFFING YOU. 382 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:43,900 I'M A CAT. 383 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,566 CATS DO NOT SNIFF. 384 00:16:45,666 --> 00:16:49,466 OH, SO NOW YOU THINK YOU'RE TOO GOOD 385 00:16:49,566 --> 00:16:52,400 TO SNIFF A DOG, IS THAT IT? 386 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:53,400 WELL... 387 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,566 UH, WHY, WE DON'T, UH 388 00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,733 STINK ENOUGH FOR YOU? 389 00:16:57,833 --> 00:17:00,500 OH, NO, NO, YOU'RE PUTRID. 390 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,400 OH, UH... ( laughs nervously ) 391 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,500 DON'T TAKE THAT THE WRONG WAY. 392 00:17:06,366 --> 00:17:10,300 ( screeching, crashing, clang ) 393 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:16,466 ( groaning ) 394 00:17:16,566 --> 00:17:17,966 ( moaning ) 395 00:17:18,066 --> 00:17:21,266 ( growling ) 396 00:17:21,366 --> 00:17:24,099 ( very low ): I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE. 397 00:17:29,233 --> 00:17:33,466 ( grunting ) 398 00:17:33,566 --> 00:17:36,133 ( ringing ) 399 00:17:36,233 --> 00:17:37,133 YEAH? 400 00:17:37,233 --> 00:17:38,300 ( talking angrily ) 401 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,366 IS THAT YOU, CAT? 402 00:17:39,466 --> 00:17:40,766 UH-HUH. UH-HUH. 403 00:17:40,866 --> 00:17:43,300 AND YOU SEE, HE'S TOTALLY LOST HIS MIND. 404 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,666 HE SAYS HE WON'T MOVE 405 00:17:44,766 --> 00:17:47,566 UNTIL HE CATCHES THE "TRESPASSER" IN THE ACT. 406 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:48,666 YEAH? NO KIDDING. 407 00:17:48,766 --> 00:17:49,900 SO, UH, SOUNDS LIKE 408 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,200 YOU'RE GOING TO MISS THE BIG TV SHOW 409 00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:54,066 YOU PAID ALL THAT MONEY FOR. 410 00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:56,766 WELL, THANK YOU FOR POINTING THAT OUT, YES. 411 00:17:56,866 --> 00:17:59,566 THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO TALK TO HIM, WINSLOW. 412 00:17:59,666 --> 00:18:00,966 HE'LL LISTEN TO YOU! 413 00:18:01,066 --> 00:18:03,133 WHOOPS. GOT DISCONNECTED. ( laughs ) 414 00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:06,133 ( dial tone )UH... 415 00:18:06,233 --> 00:18:08,300 ( crowd talking excitedly ) 416 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,233 YEAH, STEP RIGHT IN. 417 00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:11,466 FIVE BUCKS A HEAD. 418 00:18:11,566 --> 00:18:13,666 THE GREATEST WRESTLING OPERA SINGERS 419 00:18:13,766 --> 00:18:15,266 IN THE WORLD ON PAY TV! 420 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:19,966 Announcer: And welcome to the Battle 421 00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:22,100 ♪ of the Opera Stars! ♪ 422 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,833 DOG, THAT RAT WINSLOW'S 423 00:18:23,933 --> 00:18:26,633 SELLING TICKETS TO MY WRESTLING MATCH! 424 00:18:26,733 --> 00:18:28,666 WE CAN'T LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THAT! 425 00:18:28,766 --> 00:18:30,166 ( growling ) 426 00:18:30,266 --> 00:18:32,166 MUST STAY HERE. 427 00:18:32,266 --> 00:18:34,333 FIND THE TRESPASSER. 428 00:18:34,433 --> 00:18:36,100 OKAY, FINE, YOU STAY. 429 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,866 I'M LEAVING. 430 00:18:38,966 --> 00:18:40,866 ( grunting, straining... ) 431 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,066 ( whimpering ) 432 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,866 As Paparotti gets Domingus 433 00:18:46,966 --> 00:18:49,133 in a crushing double reverse hold. 434 00:18:49,233 --> 00:18:52,766 Man, oh, man, will Domingus be hitting the high notes 435 00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:53,933 ♪ tonight! ♪ 436 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:57,433 ( growling ) 437 00:18:57,533 --> 00:18:58,966 ( dish breaking inside ) 438 00:18:59,066 --> 00:19:01,166 Female: SORRY. I'M SUCH A KLUTZ. 439 00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:03,233 Winslow: AAH, FORGET ABOUT IT. 440 00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:06,766 IT'S JUST SOME ANTIQUE CRYSTAL CAT DISH. ( laughs ) 441 00:19:06,866 --> 00:19:09,500 WINSLOW, WHEN I GET AHOLD OF YOU 442 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,400 YOU'RE GOING TO BE... 443 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,066 ( yelping ) 444 00:19:13,166 --> 00:19:16,433 ( chattering ) 445 00:19:16,533 --> 00:19:18,166 HEY, GUYS, STICK AROUND. 446 00:19:18,266 --> 00:19:20,066 I JUST POPPED A FRESH BATCH 447 00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:22,600 OF CAT'S SHRIMP ROLLS IN THE OVEN. 448 00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:25,600 AAH, BUNCH OF PARTY POOPERS. 449 00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,633 ( yawns ) 450 00:19:30,233 --> 00:19:32,600 ( sleepily ): CASH, MONEY 451 00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:34,366 CASH, MONEY. 452 00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:36,700 ( sniffing ) 453 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,400 GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN. 454 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:40,666 ( gasps ): DOG... 455 00:19:40,766 --> 00:19:42,266 Dog: FIND TRESPASSER. 456 00:19:42,366 --> 00:19:45,366 OUR HOUSE, IT'S ON FIRE! 457 00:19:45,466 --> 00:19:46,533 ( mumbling ) 458 00:19:46,633 --> 00:19:48,700 WE GOT TO SAVE IT. 459 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,066 ( grunting ) 460 00:19:53,133 --> 00:19:55,266 FIRE DEPARTMENT, FAST! 461 00:19:56,233 --> 00:19:58,933 WHOA, [ ! 462 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:05,000 ( siren wailing, horn honking ) 463 00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:06,433 ( screeches to halt ) 464 00:20:06,533 --> 00:20:09,000 WE NEED THAT FIRE HYDRANT, SIR. 465 00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:10,000 ( growling ) 466 00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:11,200 ( snarls ) 467 00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:12,200 ( both gasp ) 468 00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:13,733 ( growling ) 469 00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:15,166 DOG, PLEASE. 470 00:20:15,266 --> 00:20:17,833 IF YOU VALUE OUR FRIENDSHIP WHATSOEVER 471 00:20:17,933 --> 00:20:19,166 IF YOU CARE ABOUT ME 472 00:20:19,266 --> 00:20:20,766 LET THEM USE THE HYDRANT. 473 00:20:20,866 --> 00:20:21,933 WAIT A MINUTE. 474 00:20:22,033 --> 00:20:24,133 ( sniffing ) 475 00:20:24,233 --> 00:20:25,566 IT'S HIM. 476 00:20:25,666 --> 00:20:27,033 TRESPASSER HAS RETURNED 477 00:20:27,133 --> 00:20:28,833 TO THE SCENE OF THE STINK. 478 00:20:28,933 --> 00:20:30,200 MUST BE PUNISHED. 479 00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:31,833 ( snarling growl ) 480 00:20:31,933 --> 00:20:33,666 ( gasping ) 481 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:36,233 ( Cat yelping... ) 482 00:20:37,233 --> 00:20:39,133 ( Dog yelling ) 483 00:20:39,233 --> 00:20:40,300 Dog: IT'S A PUPPY. 484 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:43,766 A SWEET LITTLE PUPPY. 485 00:20:43,866 --> 00:20:46,766 AND I ALMOST ATTACKED HIM. 486 00:20:46,866 --> 00:20:49,500 I'M A BAD, BAD, DOG. 487 00:20:50,533 --> 00:20:52,833 YOU BEEN MESSING WITH MY HYDRANT. 488 00:20:52,933 --> 00:20:54,033 ( growls ) 489 00:20:54,133 --> 00:20:55,733 YOUR HYDRANT?! 490 00:20:55,833 --> 00:20:57,500 ( growls ) 491 00:21:02,733 --> 00:21:05,533 ( both growling... ) 492 00:21:15,033 --> 00:21:16,266 ( roars ) 493 00:21:16,366 --> 00:21:17,933 ( echoing ) 494 00:21:18,033 --> 00:21:19,133 ( chomp ) 495 00:21:21,766 --> 00:21:23,433 ( yowls ) 496 00:21:26,733 --> 00:21:29,966 CATCH YOU ON MY HYDRANT AGAIN, YOU'RE DEAD MEAT. 497 00:21:30,066 --> 00:21:32,233 COME ON. WE'RE OUT OF HERE. 498 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:37,766 OH, BUT, BUT... 499 00:21:37,866 --> 00:21:40,133 WHAT ABOUT MY HOUSE? 500 00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:42,633 ( sobbing ): WHAT ABOUT MY HOU...? 501 00:21:42,733 --> 00:21:43,633 ( humming ) 502 00:21:43,733 --> 00:21:44,800 HEY, CAT. 503 00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:47,433 ISN'T THAT OUR HOUSE THAT'S BURNING DOWN? 504 00:21:47,533 --> 00:21:50,466 WHY, WHY, YES, DOG... 505 00:21:50,566 --> 00:21:51,933 IT IS. 506 00:21:52,033 --> 00:21:54,466 ( starts laughing... ) 507 00:21:56,466 --> 00:21:57,500 YEAH, SO... 508 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,866 HOW COME YOU'RE, YOU'RE LAUGHING? 509 00:21:59,966 --> 00:22:01,966 BECAUSE... IT'S FUNNY. 510 00:22:02,066 --> 00:22:03,533 YOU SEE, I 511 00:22:03,633 --> 00:22:07,033 I NEVER GOT TO SEE MY PAY TV WRESTLING SPECIAL. 512 00:22:07,133 --> 00:22:08,533 AND THEN... ( squeaking ) 513 00:22:08,633 --> 00:22:11,033 I GOT ATTACKED BY GREASERS. 514 00:22:11,133 --> 00:22:13,500 ( laughing ) 515 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,300 AND I GOT HIT BY LIGHTNING! 516 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,966 AND THEN A PUPPY BIT ME! 517 00:22:17,066 --> 00:22:18,800 ( cackling ) 518 00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:20,066 AND NOW THAT 519 00:22:20,166 --> 00:22:22,733 I'VE LOST EVERYTHING I OWN IN THE WORLD 520 00:22:22,833 --> 00:22:24,233 ( cackling ) 521 00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:26,200 I NOW KNOW THAT THINGS 522 00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:29,066 COULDN'T POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE! 523 00:22:29,166 --> 00:22:30,333 ( laughing ) 524 00:22:32,466 --> 00:22:37,866 ( continues laughing wildly... ) 525 00:22:41,233 --> 00:22:43,100 ( Dog laughing also ) 526 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,600 WHAT'S SO FUNNY, CAT? 527 00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:46,200 I HATE WATER! 528 00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:47,200 I'M A CAT! 529 00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:48,400 THAT MAKES IT WORSE. 530 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:50,066 ( laughing ) 531 00:22:50,166 --> 00:22:51,733 THE JOKE'S ON ME. 532 00:22:51,833 --> 00:22:55,066 ( both howling hysterically ) 533 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:56,833 Dog: IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY. 534 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:05,433 ♪ ONE FINE DAY WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪ 535 00:23:05,533 --> 00:23:06,966 ♪ A BABY WAS BORN AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪ 536 00:23:07,066 --> 00:23:08,500 ♪ NO BLUE BUG AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪ 537 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,033 ♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE 538 00:23:10,133 --> 00:23:11,100 ♪ LITTLE CATDOG 539 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:14,633 ♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... 540 00:23:14,733 --> 00:23:17,700 ♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪ 541 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,233 ♪ OUT ON THE ROAD OR BACK IN TOWN ♪ 542 00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:22,300 ♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪ 543 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,833 ♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT, GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪ 544 00:23:23,933 --> 00:23:25,366 ♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER, GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪ 545 00:23:25,466 --> 00:23:28,433 ♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... 546 00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:31,500 ♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG... ♪ 547 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,566 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 548 00:23:34,666 --> 00:23:36,100 and NICKELODEON ] 549 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,666 ♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪ 550 00:23:37,766 --> 00:23:41,700 [Captioned byThe Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation] 34964

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