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♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
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♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
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♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
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♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
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♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
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♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
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♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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( Cat laughs )
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FEAST YOUR EYES, DOG.
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MY FLY-CYCLE IS SURE
TO WIN FIRST PRIZE
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AT THIS YEAR'S
INVENTION CONVENTION.
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HMM, SURE IS
A BEAUTY, CAT.
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YEAH. NOW, WHEN I SAY "GO"
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GENTLY TURN THAT
LARGE KNOB TO THE LEFT.
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OKAY, AND... GO.
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OOH... HMM... MM-HMM.
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HMM... EENY, MEENY, MINEY...
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LEFTY.
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( whirring )
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YEOW...!
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( screaming, thud, groan )
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HEY, EINSTEIN.
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YOU MAKING A FLYING MACHINE
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OR, UH, JUST A RACKET?
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DOG HERE DOESN'T KNOW
HIS LEFT FROM HIS RIGHT
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DO YOU, DOG?
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( laughs )
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I GUESS NOT.
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SHEESH, MUST BE ROUGH
ON A GENIUS LIKE YOU, CAT.
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YOU KNOW, BEING ATTACHED TO SUCH
AN INFERIOR INTELLECT AND ALL.
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OH, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW, WINSLOW.
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YOU'LL NEVER KNOW.
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IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME WAY...
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LOOK, DOG, I GOT YOU A PRESENT.
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OH, BOY!
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MOVIES!
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NOT MOVIES,
EDUCATIONAL VIDEOS
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TO STIMULATE YOUR BRAIN AND,
AND IMPROVE YOUR MIND.
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WHY WOULD I WANT
TO IMPROVE MY MIND, CAT?
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SO THAT I DON'T LOSE MINE.
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WE'LL START SLOW.
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YOUR BRAIN ISN'T USED
TO DOING ANY HEAVY LIFTING.
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Narrator:
How to Learn Everything.
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Thinking is fun.
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It makes the brain happy.
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HI, HAPPY BRAIN.
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Now, let's sharpen up
those math skills.
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If a billy goat
takes a bus heading west
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at four miles an hour...
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Mt. Everest is the world's
tallest mountain...
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( snoring... )
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Now, let's talk about art...
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DON'T PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD, DOG.
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I'M NOT PLAYING, CAT.
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I'M CONSTRUCTING
A REPLICA OF THE GREAT PYRAMID.
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I LEARNED ALL ABOUT IT
FROM THOSE TAPES.
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DOG, I AM IMPRESSED!
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AND A LITTLE TURN
TO THE RIGHT.
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EXCELLENT, DOG.
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NOW, WOULD YOU MIND
HANDING ME A...
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SCREWDRIVER?
I'D SUGGEST A PHILLIPS HEAD
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INVENTED BY JOHN JACOB
JINGLEHEIMER PHILLIPS IN 1732.
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( chuckles )
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1732.
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( beeping )
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I MUST SAY, DOG.
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THIS HAS BEEN
A GLORIOUS DAY.
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YOU KNOW, I LIKE YOU SMARTER.
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ME TOO, CAT.
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MAYBE SOMEDAY,
I'LL BE AS SMART AS YOU.
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( laughs )
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NO, YOU WON'T.
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IF CAT'S HAPPY NOW
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JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET
EVEN SMARTER IN THE BRAIN.
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( snoring )
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Let's tackle
some geometry problems.
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A rectangle is made up
of four 90-degree angles.
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Therefore...
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TOO EASY! GET TO THE HARD STUFF.
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A body at rest
tends to stay at rest.
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A body in motion
tends to stay in motion.
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A dog in motion
tends to crash...
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The Great Wall of China
is a great wall...
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( narration speeds up ):
The Great Gatsby is
a heck of a nice Gatsby...
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In the autumn...
spring... flowers...
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( narration going very fast )
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( yawns )
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( shrieks )
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D-DOG?
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YOU, YOU, YOU STARTLED ME.
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SORRY, CAT.
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CAT: A DOMESTICATED FELINE
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FROM THE LATIN
FELINIUS CATICUS.
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WHAT?
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OH, YEAH.
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UM... DID YOU
GET A HAIRCUT
OR SOMETHING?
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MY MIND HAS BEEN EXPANDED, CAT.
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I WATCHED ALL 632 TAPES
SEVEN TIMES.
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OH, WHAT A MORNING.
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I'VE DISCOVERED A NEW COMET,
I'VE SCULPTED
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CONDUCTED AN EXPERIMENT
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ON CONTAINED NUCLEAR FISSION.
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COME, FELINIUS.
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LET ME SHOW YOU HOW I'VE
IMPROVED UPON YOUR FLY-CYCLE.
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YOU'VE COMPLETELY
COVERED UP
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THE PEDALS
AND THE WINGS!
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DON'T YOU SEE?
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WITH MY NEWLY IMPLEMENTED
DESIGN CHANGES
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THEY'RE REALLY
NOT NECESSARY.
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( laughs )
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LOOKS TO ME LIKE
YOU'RE THE ONE
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WHO'S NOT
NECESSARY, CAT.
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OH, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
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I, I'M STILL THE BRAINS
BEHIND THIS OPERATION.
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OH, FELINIUS.
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WOULD YOU MIND
HANDING ME
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A METRIC SOCKET
WRENCH PLEASE?
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( confused ):
DOH, UM, SOCKET WRENCH...
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METE... METTER...
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OH, WHAT AM I LOOKING
FOR AGAIN?
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HEY, I GET IT.
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DOG'S GOT A BRAIN VACUUM GOING.
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HE'S SUCKING KNOWLEDGE FROM
EVERYWHERE, INCLUDING YOUSE.
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OH, DON'T BE RIDICUL...
( gasps )
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( thumping )
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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THE SMARTER HE GETS,
THE DUMBER I'M GET!
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MUST GET SMART AGAIN,
MUST GET SMART AGAIN.
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MUST GET...
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( grunting )
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( crying ):
IT DOESN'T FIT...
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CONGRATULATIONS, CAT.
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TELL US HOW YOUR MARVELOUS
INVENTION WORKS.
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IT WORKS GOOD, HUH?
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IT FLIES WITH FASTNESS
OF BEING IN THE AIR.
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PART WHEN IT GOES "WHOO..."
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( imitating airplane )
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ALLOW ME, FELINIUS.
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CHOCOLATE?
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QUITE SO.
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THE BICYCLUS STRATUSPHERUS
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IS AN AERONAUTICALLY SOUND
UPPER-ALTITUDE VEHICLE
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WHICH USES ATOMIC FUEL
IN A HYDRAULICAL SYSTEM
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TO ATTAIN
MAXIMUM VELOCITY.
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AND I LOVE IT!
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ANYTHING
YOU'D LIKE TO ADD?
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UM... I HAVE CHOCOLATE!
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( crowd laughing )
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( laughter echoing... )
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WHAT FUNNY WAS LAUGHING?
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YOU THINK I SMART NOT?
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I'M SMART.
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I'M SM... OOH...
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BIG, RED, SHINY BUTTON.
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( beeping... )
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NO, NO, FELINE.
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DO NOT ENGAGE THAT BUTTON.
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( whir, bang )
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I LOVE IT!
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( Dog screaming,
Cat gibbering... )
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( brakes squeal )
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( Cat groaning )
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THEY ALL GO HA-HA
WITH LAUGHING AT ME.
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MAKING FUN.
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THEY MAKE ME SPILL
MY ICE CREAM ALL GONE.
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WELL, BE THAT
AS IT MAY
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YOUR ACTIONS WERE
RASH AND INJUDICIOUS.
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ONE REALLY SHOULDN'T PLAY
WITH TECHNOLOGY
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BEYOND ONE'S COMPREHENSION.
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WHA...? HUH?
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NEVER MIND.
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( sighs )
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
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YOU, YOU DID...
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DID THIS TO ME,
BOW-WOW PERSON.
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YOU MAKE THE SMART
GO BYE-BYE.
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I WANT SOME MORE
SMART BACK.
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GIVE ME BACK SMARTS.
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( grunting )
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CIRCUMFERENCE EQUALS
PI, RADIUS SQUARED.
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( laughs )
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WHO'S THE SMART ONE NOW?
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HEY, I USING
THAT BRAINY.
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OH, NO, YOU... OOH!
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THE CARTESIAN PRINCIPLE STATES,
"I THINK, THEREFORE I AM."
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KNOWLEDGE IS MINE, FELINE!
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AH! E EQUALS...
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MC SQUARED.
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( thumping, groaning
and yelling... )
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DOG, I...
I THINK WE'RE BACK TO NORMAL.
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YEAH, I GUESS WE ARE,
FELINIUS-- I MEAN, CAT.
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( laughing ):
OH, COME HERE, YOU.
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FROM NOW ON, I'LL HANDLE
THE BRAIN WORK, PAL.
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I'M GLAD, CAT,
'CAUSE SOMEBODY'S
GOT TO FLY THIS THING.
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RIGHT.
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UH-OH.
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( shrieking... )
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WHA... OH, YOU SEE THAT,
DOG, LOOK.
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MY ORIGINAL INVENTION
WORKS.
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YOU'RE A GENIUS, CAT.
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OH, AIN'T IT THE TRUTH.
( laughs )
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( laughs )
SO, HOW DOES IT LAND?
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( laughs )
WELL, THAT'S... LAND?
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KEEP PEDALING, DOG.
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JUST KEEP PEDALING.
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( whimpering )
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OH, MY CALVES.
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( gasping and wheezing )
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JUST KEEP...
JUST KEEP PEDALING!
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( Greasers shouting... )
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( panting )
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( scream echoing... )
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WELL, LOOK WHAT
THE DOG DRAGGED IN.
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HI, WINSLOW.
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HAVING A LITTLE FUN
WITH THE GREASERS?
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THEY HAD FUN.
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WE HAD PAIN.
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WELL, FISH GOT TO SWIM,
BIRDS GOT TO FLY
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AND CATDOGS GOT TO GET POUNDED
BY GREASERS.
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( panting, groaning )
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I'M AT THE END OF MY ROPE.
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HERE, TAKE A LOAD
OFF YOUR PAWS.
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THANK YOU, WINSLOW.
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( loud crash )
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Winslow:
DON'T MENTION IT.
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EVEN IN OUR OWN HOUSE
WE HAVE TO SUFFER.
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THAT'S IT!
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I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
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I AM DOWN
WITH THAT, EL GATO.
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RISE AND SHINE, CATDOG.
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ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY
OF MISERY AND TORMENT.
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( evil laugh )
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CATDOG?
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CATDOG?
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CATDOG.
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CATDOG.
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CATDOG.
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CATDOG?
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CATDOG! CATDOG!
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LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY
FLEW THE COOP.
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Announcer:
This is KRAT,
music for the refined rodent.
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( doorbell rings )
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I TOLD YOU BEFORE,
I DON'T WANT TO BUY ANY COOKIES.
252
00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:35,766
OH, IT'S THE GREASY ONES.
253
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HEY, CAN CATBUTT COME OUT
AND RUN AWAY FROM US PLEASE?
254
00:14:39,866 --> 00:14:42,966
SHEESH, THEY AIN'T BEEN HERE
FOR TWO WEEKS.
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THEY'RE HISTORY,
GONESVILLE, VAMOOSE.
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CATDOG HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS,
DON'T YOU?
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Cliff:
PARTY!
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( all laughing )
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00:14:56,566 --> 00:14:58,833
HEY.
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OOH-OOH.
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00:15:01,733 --> 00:15:04,200
( all laughing )
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PARTY.
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00:15:06,633 --> 00:15:08,100
DID SOMEBODY SAY PARTY?
265
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I CAN PARTY.
266
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I LIVE TO PARTY.
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WHY ARE WE PARTYING, HUH?
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NO MORE CATBUTT.
269
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HERE'S TO OUR
DEARLY DEPARTED
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( laughs )... FRIEND.
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( laughter )
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FRIEND.
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00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:25,866
WELL, YOUSE COULD THANK ME
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FOR FINALLY GETTING RID
OF THE FREAK-MEISTER.
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EXCUSE ME?
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00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:36,500
UH, WHO NAILED CAT
WITH THE WATER BALLOONS, HUH?
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HEY, THEY WAS SPIT BALLOONS
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AND IT WAS MY SPIT...
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WHICH I FOUND IN MY MOUTH.
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00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,733
( Greasers arguing )
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( loud whistle )
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GENTLEMEN...
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( growls )
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AND LADY.
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00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:04,300
WE ALL KNOW I WAS THE ONE
WHO GOT RID OF THAT PEST.
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00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:08,966
I MEAN, UH... UH... AFTER YOU
DID THE PRELIMINARY WORK.
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00:16:09,066 --> 00:16:14,600
SO LET'S QUIT ARGUING
AND START CELEBRATING.
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HEY, THE RAT'S RIGHT.
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CATBUTT'S GONE,
AND THAT'S GOOD.
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00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:21,133
HEY, REMEMBER
THE TIME WE TRIED
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TO SEE HOW FAR CATDOG
WOULD STRETCH?
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00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:24,633
REMEMBER?
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00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:25,866
I DO.
I WAS THERE.
294
00:16:27,233 --> 00:16:29,200
OKAY, I GOT HIM.
295
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:30,733
I'M READY.
296
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:38,033
OKAY, LET HIM GO ON THREE.
297
00:16:38,133 --> 00:16:42,066
ONE, TWO, THREE.
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00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:44,100
( screaming )
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00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,166
YOUR BUDDY'S ON HIS WAY.
300
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,000
THAT WAS GREAT, CLIFF.
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00:17:04,099 --> 00:17:05,433
LET'S DO IT AGAIN.
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00:17:05,533 --> 00:17:07,333
FARTHER, FASTER, HARDER.
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00:17:07,433 --> 00:17:09,700
I GOT A GOOD ONE.
304
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:16,500
HEY, ONCE I... ONCE I FIXED
CATDOG'S ALARM CLOCK.
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00:17:16,599 --> 00:17:19,500
( both snoring )
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00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:33,033
( clock rings )
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00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:38,366
( rings again )
308
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:43,700
( ringing... )
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00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,700
( clang, crashing )
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00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:50,833
( rumbling )
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00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:12,266
( evil laugh )
312
00:18:18,733 --> 00:18:20,900
( both scream )
313
00:18:49,766 --> 00:18:53,566
( all laugh )
314
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:57,833
THEY DIDN'T COME DOWN
FOR A WEEK!
315
00:18:57,933 --> 00:18:59,566
( all laugh )
316
00:18:59,666 --> 00:19:03,400
HEY, HEY, I GOT A STORY.
317
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:08,233
UH, REMEMBER, UH,
THE TIME...
318
00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:15,000
AND, UH, WE THOUGHT WE WERE
GOING TO... I MEAN... NO.
319
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:18,800
OKAY, UM, HAD... UH, OH YEAH.
320
00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:21,900
THEY DID SOMETHING
FUNNY TO THE...
321
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,300
WHO WAS WE TALKING ABOUT?
322
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,466
GREAT STORY, SHAKESPEARE.
323
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:29,533
UH, THANKS.
324
00:19:29,633 --> 00:19:34,166
Winslow:
REMEMBER THAT TIME WITH THE
THING AND THE OTHER THING?
325
00:19:34,266 --> 00:19:35,833
THOSE WERE
GREAT TIMES.
326
00:19:35,933 --> 00:19:37,100
( all laughing )
327
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,866
NOW, THEMS ARE GONE.
328
00:19:40,733 --> 00:19:46,066
HEY, WE WON'T HAVE CATDOG
TO KICK AROUND ANYMORE.
329
00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:47,566
( all cheer )
330
00:19:47,666 --> 00:19:51,366
( cheering stops )
331
00:19:51,466 --> 00:19:53,233
( all sigh )
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00:19:55,766 --> 00:19:57,400
THOSE DAYS ARE GONE.
333
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:01,933
GOOD-BYE, SWEET PUP.
334
00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:03,233
( crying )
335
00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:04,766
IT'S YOUR FAULT!
336
00:20:04,866 --> 00:20:07,600
WHY'D YOU CHASE
'EM AWAY, HUH?
337
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,266
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
338
00:20:09,366 --> 00:20:11,433
YOU THREW THE BALLOON!
339
00:20:11,533 --> 00:20:13,733
UH, BUT MY SPIT
WAS IN THEM.
340
00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:15,500
UH... OOPS.
341
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:19,566
( all arguing )
342
00:20:21,566 --> 00:20:22,933
NO!
343
00:20:23,033 --> 00:20:24,066
YES!
344
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:27,966
Winslow:
IT WAS EVERYBODY'S FAULT.
345
00:20:28,066 --> 00:20:31,166
WE DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT WE HAD IN CATDOG.
346
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:42,966
AH, NOTHING LIKE A GOOD
ARTICHOKE FESTIVAL
347
00:20:43,066 --> 00:20:45,366
TO MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD.
348
00:20:52,766 --> 00:20:54,433
( talking, crying... )
349
00:20:54,533 --> 00:20:56,433
SOUNDS LIKE A PARTY, CAT.
350
00:20:56,533 --> 00:20:58,966
ONE THAT'S NOT
GOING TOO WELL.
351
00:21:01,833 --> 00:21:04,400
( crying )
352
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:08,766
( strumming guitar slowly )
353
00:21:08,866 --> 00:21:12,100
( crying ):
♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WHIMPER AND A TEAR ♪
354
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,566
♪ A BELOVED CATDOG
RAN AWAY FROM HERE ♪
355
00:21:14,666 --> 00:21:17,566
♪ OUR EYES ARE MOIST,
THEY'RE DOWNRIGHT SOGGY ♪
356
00:21:17,666 --> 00:21:19,966
♪ WITHOUT OUR PRECIOUS
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
357
00:21:20,066 --> 00:21:22,666
All:
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
358
00:21:22,766 --> 00:21:26,066
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
359
00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:32,666
♪ LIFE AIN'T WORTH LIVING
WITHOUT CATDOG. ♪
360
00:21:32,766 --> 00:21:35,033
( sobbing )
361
00:21:35,133 --> 00:21:38,166
THEY WAS
THE GREATEST.
362
00:21:38,266 --> 00:21:43,100
IF I COULD JUST SNIFF DOG
ONE MORE TIME.
363
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,500
( wailing )
364
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:50,366
I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO SEE
THEIR BRIGHT, SHINY FACES.
365
00:21:50,466 --> 00:21:51,866
THEY LOVE US.
366
00:21:51,966 --> 00:21:54,766
THEY, THEY
REALLY LOVE US.
367
00:21:54,866 --> 00:21:55,833
HI-HO DIGGITY!
368
00:21:55,933 --> 00:21:57,666
I KNEW IT ALL THE TIME.
369
00:21:57,766 --> 00:21:59,766
( crying... )
370
00:22:04,133 --> 00:22:07,333
WAIT NO MORE,
MY FRIENDS.
371
00:22:07,433 --> 00:22:09,400
WE'RE BACK!
372
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:10,733
CATBUTT?
373
00:22:10,833 --> 00:22:11,833
IN THE FLESH.
374
00:22:11,933 --> 00:22:12,900
AND THE FUR.
375
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:17,633
ARE WE GLAD TO SEE YOU!
376
00:22:17,733 --> 00:22:22,000
( all talking )
377
00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:23,233
THANK YOU.
378
00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:25,266
YOU'RE TOO MUCH.
379
00:22:25,366 --> 00:22:28,733
SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO DO NOW, PALS?
380
00:22:28,833 --> 00:22:31,166
UH, POUND YOU!
381
00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:33,433
THAT SOUNDS GR--
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
382
00:22:33,533 --> 00:22:35,366
POUND YOU.
383
00:22:35,466 --> 00:22:39,500
( crashing, yelling )
384
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,700
HAPPY DAYS
ARE HERE AGAIN.
385
00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:52,733
Cat:
WAIT A MINUTE.
386
00:22:52,833 --> 00:22:57,900
WHAT ABOUT THE CRYING
AND, AND THE MISSING?
387
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,366
WILL YOU STOP THAT?
388
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,666
♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
389
00:23:08,766 --> 00:23:10,200
♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
390
00:23:10,300 --> 00:23:11,733
♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
391
00:23:11,833 --> 00:23:13,266
♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE
392
00:23:13,366 --> 00:23:14,800
♪ LITTLE CATDOG
393
00:23:14,900 --> 00:23:17,866
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
394
00:23:17,966 --> 00:23:20,933
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
395
00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:22,466
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
396
00:23:22,566 --> 00:23:25,533
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
397
00:23:25,633 --> 00:23:27,066
♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
398
00:23:27,166 --> 00:23:28,600
♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
399
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:31,666
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
400
00:23:31,766 --> 00:23:33,233
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG... ♪
401
00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:36,266
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
402
00:23:36,366 --> 00:23:39,333
and NICKELODEON ]
403
00:23:39,433 --> 00:23:40,900
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
404
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,966
[Captioned byThe Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]
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