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♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
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♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
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♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
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♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
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♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
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♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
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♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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CAT...
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COULD YOU PASS ME ONE OF
MY DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIOUS
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FARBURG BURGER BONES, PLEASE?
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MMM...
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NO, YOU'RE ALL OUT.
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OUT?
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THEY'RE ALL GONE?
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NO MORE?
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BURGER BONE,
BURGER, BURGER, BURGER BONE!
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( glass breaks, Cat yowls )
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BURGER BONE!
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BURGER, BURGER BONE...
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Cat:
OW! OOH!
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BURGER BONE, BURGER BONE...
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BURGER, BURGER BONE.
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( cans clattering )
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( Cat yowls )
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SORRY, BOWSER.
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NO MORE FARBURG BURGER BONES
WILL BE SOLD HERE IN NEARBURG.
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BU-BU-BUT WHY?
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FARBURG'S MAKING
ALL THE MONEY
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AND NEARBURG ISN'T.
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FROM NOW ON,
ANYTHING YOU BUY IN NEARBURG
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MUST BE MADE IN NEARBURG.
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YOU GET CAUGHT
WITH ONE OF THESE...
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BUSTED.
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( gasps )
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BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR.
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GET A HOLD OF
YOURSELF, DOG.
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THEY'RE JUST STUPID
BURGER BONES.
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NO, THEY'RE NOT!
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THEY'RE FARBURG
BURGER BONES!
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THE FINEST, BESTEST,
TASTIESTEST BURGER BONES
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EVER INVENTED IN THE WORLD.
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( crowd chanting )
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WE WANT OUR BONES,
WE WANT OUR BONES!
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WE WANT OUR BONES, WE WANT
OUR BONES!
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WE WANT OUR BONES...
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DON'T BAN THE BONE!
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FREE THE BURGER BONES!
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SEE, CAT.
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EVERY DOG IN TOWN
LOVES BURGER BONES.
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HMM.
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Dog ( nasally ):
CAT, WHAT ARE WE DOING
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ON A LONELY ROAD
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
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WITH A TRUCK
FULL OF FARBURG BURGER BONES?
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Cat:
LIKE I TOLD YOU BEFORE
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WE BUY FARBURG BURGER BONES
IN FARBURG
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SNEAK THEN INTO NEARBURG
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AND SELL THEM TO DESPERATE DOGS
AT TOP DOLLAR.
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BUT WHAT IF SOMEBODY CATCHES US
OUT HERE?
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( siren wails )
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ACT NORMAL.
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HI. CAN I HELP YOU, OFFICER-TYPE
PERSON WITH BIG, SHINY BADGE?
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NICE MAN, HELLO.
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ARE YOU MAKING FUN
OF THE WAY I TALK?
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NO, SIR.
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WHAT'S IN THE TRUCK,
FURBALL?
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WELL, THERE'S CERTAINLY NO
FARBURG BURGER BONES.
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THAT'S FOR SURE.
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( laughs nervously )
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WELL THEN, LET'S JUST TAKE
A LITTLE LOOK-SEE, SHALL WE?
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OH, HE'S GOING TO ARREST US.
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RELAX, CAT'S GOT THE SITUATION
IN CONTROL.
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( gasps )
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P.U., THIS SMELLS LIKE...
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EXACTLY!
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WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO A...
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A FERTILIZER FESTIVAL.
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WELL, GET GOING.
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QUICKLY.
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OUT, OUT, OUT.
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( coughs )
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( Cat chortles )
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DOG, THIS IS THE BEGINNING
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OF A BEAUTIFUL BUSINESS.
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HOW LONG TILL WE GET
TO THE FERTILIZER FESTIVAL?
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YOU AND YOUR SURPRISES.
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( owl hoots )
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Man:
WHAT'S THE PASSWORD?
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UH... CATDOG SENT ME.
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WELCOME TO THE BONEHOUSE.
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( soft chatter )
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( chanteuse singing )
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♪ I WAS JUST A DOG
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♪ AND SO WAS HE
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♪ SO WHY WOULDN'T
THE DOG CATCHER
JUST LET US BE? ♪
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♪ DO YOU NEED A LICENSE?
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♪ A LICENSE FOR LOVE?
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ONE FARBURG BURGER BONE.
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FIVE BIG ONES.
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FIVE BUCKS-- I USED TO PAY
A BUCK FOR A WHOLE BOX.
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HEY, TIMES HAVE CHANGED,
MY FURRY FRIEND.
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DOG, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
WORKING, NOT EATING.
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SORRY, CAT.
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( gulps )
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YOU CAN'T EAT JUST ONE.
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( snoring )
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( banging )
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HEY, CATBUTT SENT US.
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SORRY,
THAT'S NOT THE PASSWORD.
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HOW'S THAT FOR A PASSWORD?
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( snickers )
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WELCOME TO THE BONEHOUSE.
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LET'S SEE, GREASERS, GREASERS,
GREASERS?
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NO, I'M SORRY I, I DON'T SEEM
TO FIND YOUR NAME HERE.
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NO RESERVATION,
NO TABLE.
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( angry yipping )
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Cliff:
MEAL'S OVER.
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( big crash )
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I FOUND A TABLE.
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THREE BURGER BONES,
AND MAKE IT SNAPPY.
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TEN BUCKS A BONE?
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TAKE IT, OR DON'T EAT IT.
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( Winslow laughs snidely )
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( jingles a coin )
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SAY, YOU GOT A SWEET
OPERATION HERE, BIG CAT.
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OUT OF MY WAY, I'M BUSY.
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BUT YOU'RE GOING TO NEED
SOME MUSCLE AROUND HERE.
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JUST CUT ME IN FOR 50%
AND I'LL KEEP AWAY THE RIFFRAFF.
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TAKE A HIKE, BLUE BOY.
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WH-WH-WH...
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YOU'RE GOING TO LIVE
TO REGRET THAT, PUSSYCAT.
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( phone ringing )
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( prisoner screaming )
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STOOL PIGEON HOT-LINE.
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YOU SQUEAL, WE DEAL.
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YEAH, I KNOW A CAT WHO'S DOING
SOME DIRTY BUSINESS.
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( playing ragtime rock... )
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TOMORROW WE RAISE THE PRICE
AGAIN.
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20 BUCKS A BONE.
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( Dog slurps )
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HEY, BONE-VACUUM,
LEAVE SOME FOR THE CUSTOMERS.
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YOU KNOW, THE PAYING CUSTOMERS.
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WE GOT PLENTY.
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( sirens wailing )
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CATDOG SENT ME.
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RAID.
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( customers scream )
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YOU KNOW THE DRILL!
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( banging )
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OW.
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( crashing )
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( Cat clears throat )
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THE NEARBURG POETRY CLUB
WILL NOW COME TO ORDER.
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ROSES ARE RED,
VIOLETS ARE PURPLE.
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SUGAR IS SWEET,
AND SO IS MAPLE SYRPLE.
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( polite applause )
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I'LL GET YOU ONE DAY, PUNK.
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GOOD LUCK, COPPER.
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AND THIS TIME I AM MAKING FUN
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( mimicking cop ):
OF THE WAY YOU TALK.
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( audience roars with laughter )
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SOMEBODY SQUEALED...
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( munching )
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AND I SMELL A BLUE RODENT.
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SUNSHINE,
GO GET A BAG OF CEMENT.
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( gurgling ):
YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS,
CAT!
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( all shouting for bones )
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BE RIGHT BACK,
FELLOWS.
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WITH SOME MORE OF THOSE
SUPER-DUPER
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DELICIOUS BURGER BONES.
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YOU KNOW, FROM FARBURG.
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( munching and slurping )
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WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?
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( deep belch )
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JUST HAVING A LITTLE
SNACKY-POO-POO.
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( gasping )
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I'VE GOT A PACKED CLUB
OUT THERE
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AND YOU JUST ATE
ALL OUR MERCHANDISE!
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ALL YOU CARE ABOUT
IS MAKING MONEY.
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YOU'RE MATERIALISTICAL.
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ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS MAKING
A PIG OUT OF YOURSELF!
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I ONLY EAT
WHEN I'M HUNGRY.
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YEAH, 24 HOURS A DAY.
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DO NOT.
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YOU DO TOO.
DO NOT.
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YOU DO TOO.
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( yelling at each other... )
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WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
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WHERE ARE MY FARBURG
BURGER BONES?
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DAG NABBIT.
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( crowd chants )
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WE WANT OUR BONES!
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UM, A NEW SHIPMENT
IS COMING SOON.
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WE WANT OUR BONES,
WE WANT OUR BONES!
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A NEW PLACE IN TOWN
JUST OPENED UP.
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THEY GOT BURGER BONES
BY THE BARREL-FULL-- CHEAP.
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LET'S BLOW THIS POP STAND.
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Man:
HEY, SCRAM.
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( barking and yapping )
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WELCOME TO WINSLOW'S PLACE.
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STEP RIGHT IN, FOLKS.
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PLENTY OF ROOM.
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FARBURG BURGER BONES
AT A BUCK A BONE.
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KEEP COMING.
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STEP RIGHT UP.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
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I'M GOING TO GET SOME
MORE BURGER BONES.
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OH, REALLY?(sirens wailing)
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HEY, OFFICER,
ARREST THAT DIRTY RAT.
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HE'S SELLING FARBURG
BURGER BONES!
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I DON'T SEE A THING.
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Winchester:
OH, AND, UH, CAT...
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MEET THE BOUNCERS.
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( muttering madly )
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( grumbling )
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Cat:
HEY, NOW, NOW, NOW...
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( Cat and Dog shouting )
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( wheezing and panting )
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WELCOME TO THE NEARBURG
LIBRARY'S ANNUAL BOOK SALE
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AND PIE-EATING CONTEST.
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CONTESTANTS, TAKE YOUR SEATS.
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HI-HO DIGGITY, CAT.
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I HOPE WE WIN.
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OH, PIECE OF CAKE,
BUDDY BOY.
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YOU JUST GOT TO SCARF DOWN A
COUPLE DOZEN OF THOSE PECAN PIES
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AND THAT GORGEOUS,
SUPER-DELUXE WIDE-SCREEN TV
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WILL BE ALL MINE--
OURS.
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( panting )
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JUST SMELL THAT AROMA, DOG.
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AROMATIC, ISN'T IT?
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YOU HUNGRY, BOY,
HUH, HUH?
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YOU'RE A LEAN, MEAN,
EATING MACHINE.
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ON YOUR MARKS
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GET SET...
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BONGO!
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00:12:58,266 --> 00:13:00,333
...GO.
245
00:13:09,833 --> 00:13:11,766
IT APPEARS WE HAVE A WINNER.
246
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:19,700
I CAN'T WAIT
TO HOOK THIS BABY UP!
247
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,500
( whines, burps )
248
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,300
I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD, CAT.
249
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:25,633
HUH?
250
00:13:25,733 --> 00:13:26,800
OH, YOU WILL
251
00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:28,566
ONCE YOU FEAST YOUR EYES
252
00:13:28,666 --> 00:13:31,133
ON THOSE 1,046 LINES
OF RESOLUTION.
253
00:13:31,233 --> 00:13:33,233
COLORS?
254
00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:34,633
OF COURSE IT'S COLOR.
255
00:13:34,733 --> 00:13:36,900
FABULOUS, VIBRANT, LIVING COLOR!
256
00:13:43,466 --> 00:13:44,800
DOG?CAT?
257
00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:46,200
HELP ME.
258
00:13:47,866 --> 00:13:51,900
AHA...MMM...
NO FEVER.
259
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,400
( moaning )
260
00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:56,933
NO BLOCKAGE.
261
00:13:57,833 --> 00:14:00,000
( moaning )
262
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:02,466
REFLEX IS GOOD.
263
00:14:02,566 --> 00:14:05,000
HAD HE EATEN
ANY STRANGE FOOD LATELY?
264
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,633
HAS HE...
265
00:14:06,733 --> 00:14:08,733
WELL, UH, WELL, LET'S SEE:
266
00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:12,166
GARBAGE, UH, OLD TIRES,
UH, GARBAGE
267
00:14:12,266 --> 00:14:14,933
ROTTEN, FETID, PUTRID MEAT
AND GARBAGE.
268
00:14:15,033 --> 00:14:16,766
I HAD SOME PECAN PIE.
269
00:14:16,866 --> 00:14:17,833
LEAPING LUMBAGO!
270
00:14:17,933 --> 00:14:19,500
POOCHES CAN'T EAT PECANS.
271
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,133
IT GIVES THEM PECANITIS!
272
00:14:21,233 --> 00:14:23,633
( gasps )
273
00:14:23,733 --> 00:14:24,666
PECANITIS?!
274
00:14:24,766 --> 00:14:25,833
UH-HUH.
275
00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:27,133
BUT DON'T WORRY.
276
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:28,700
IT'S NOT DANGEROUS.
277
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:29,700
JUST WEIRD.
278
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,766
AFFECTS ALL DOGS DIFFERENTLY.
279
00:14:31,866 --> 00:14:33,200
NO TREATMENT FOR IT.
280
00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:35,700
JUST GOT TO WAIT
TILL IT GOES AWAY.
281
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,000
WELL, THAT'S PERFECT.
282
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:38,533
DID YOU HEAR THAT, DOG?
283
00:14:38,633 --> 00:14:40,800
EVERYTHING'S GOING
TO BE JUST FINE.
284
00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:42,633
OH, SAYS YOU.
285
00:14:42,733 --> 00:14:44,833
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY BILL.
286
00:14:44,933 --> 00:14:45,833
( gasps )
287
00:14:45,933 --> 00:14:49,000
WE CAN'T PAY THIS!
288
00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:51,333
THAT, UH, YOUR WIDE-SCREEN TV?
289
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,666
THANKS, DOG.
290
00:14:54,766 --> 00:14:57,166
YOU JUST COST ME A BRAND-NEW TV.
291
00:14:57,266 --> 00:15:00,566
YOU JUST HAD TO GET PECANITIS.
292
00:15:05,466 --> 00:15:07,466
( gasps )
293
00:15:07,566 --> 00:15:09,800
CAT, CAT!
294
00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:10,800
MY HEAD!
295
00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:11,966
IT'S SPROUTING!
296
00:15:12,066 --> 00:15:13,500
YEAH, YEAH, FINE.
297
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,466
DON'T BE SUCH A BABY.
298
00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:16,866
YOU HEARD DOC RANCID.
299
00:15:16,966 --> 00:15:18,466
PECANITIS ISN'T SERIOUS.
300
00:15:18,566 --> 00:15:21,400
BUT...
BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE SEES ME?
301
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,800
THEY WILL LAUGH.
302
00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:25,066
NOBODY'S GOING TO LAUGH.
303
00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:27,200
( brakes screech )
304
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:29,866
( everyone laughing )
305
00:15:29,966 --> 00:15:32,066
HEY, LET'S GO LAUGH.
306
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:34,133
( brakes screech )
307
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:37,233
( everyone
continues laughing... )
308
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,166
LOOK, MOMMY.
309
00:15:41,266 --> 00:15:43,966
YEAH, IT'S ONE
OF SANTA'S REINDEER.
310
00:15:45,966 --> 00:15:47,733
( laughter continues )
311
00:15:50,066 --> 00:15:54,166
( shouting incoherently )
312
00:15:54,266 --> 00:15:58,666
I'M NEVER, EVER SHOWING MY HEAD
IN PUBLIC AGAIN.
313
00:15:58,766 --> 00:16:01,766
( pecking... )
314
00:16:01,866 --> 00:16:02,933
AND YOU...
315
00:16:03,033 --> 00:16:06,233
GET AWAY FROM ME,
GET AWAY FROM ME!
316
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:11,266
OH, LOOK AT THIS LOUSY TV.
317
00:16:11,366 --> 00:16:14,366
( moaning... )
318
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:20,400
WHAT, WHOA, WHOA,
WAIT A MINUTE, DOG.
319
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,266
HOLD STILL.
320
00:16:22,366 --> 00:16:23,266
SAY...
321
00:16:23,366 --> 00:16:25,433
THAT'S A MUCH
BETTER PICTURE.
322
00:16:25,533 --> 00:16:28,333
JUST STAY RIGHT THERE
AND DON'T MOVE.
323
00:16:31,233 --> 00:16:35,966
I WILL NOT BE AN ANTENNA
FOR YOUR TV.
324
00:16:36,066 --> 00:16:39,766
WELL, EXCUSE ME, MR. SENSITIVE.
325
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:42,633
( yowling, then crashing )
326
00:16:42,733 --> 00:16:44,333
( chain saw buzzing )
327
00:16:44,433 --> 00:16:46,833
DOG, WHAT... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
328
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:49,600
( wailing )
329
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,566
HOW DO I LOOK, CAT?
330
00:16:57,666 --> 00:17:02,166
UM... VERY NICE.
331
00:17:02,266 --> 00:17:04,599
COMPLETELY NORMAL.
332
00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:05,599
UH-HUH.
333
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:07,133
YOU KNOW WHAT?
334
00:17:07,233 --> 00:17:11,733
LET'S JUST GET RID
OF THIS NASTY LITTLE
CHAIN SAW, SHALL WE?
335
00:17:17,533 --> 00:17:20,666
( groaning... )
336
00:17:27,233 --> 00:17:29,766
( screams )
337
00:17:29,866 --> 00:17:31,500
IT'S BACK!
338
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,300
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?
339
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,400
I DIDN'T EVEN TELL A LIE.
340
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:39,533
( yelping, then crashing )
341
00:17:39,633 --> 00:17:42,866
I CAN'T LET ANYONE
SEE ME LIKE THIS.
342
00:17:42,966 --> 00:17:45,433
OH, NO, DON'T LOOK AT ME!
343
00:17:45,533 --> 00:17:46,866
OH, I'M A FOREST HEAD!
344
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:48,100
Cat:
EASY! ( laughing )
345
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,400
I'M A TREE NOGGIN.
346
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:50,433
HELP ME, CAT.
347
00:17:50,533 --> 00:17:52,000
OH, DON'T LAUGH AT ME.
348
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:55,066
DON'T LAUGH AT ME
WHILE I HAVE A CONDITION.
349
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:57,766
SORRY, DOG.
350
00:17:57,866 --> 00:17:59,766
WHAT'S SO FUNNY, CAT?
351
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:02,966
WHAT'S ALL THE RUCKUS?
352
00:18:03,066 --> 00:18:07,033
NOTHING, JUST BEING
THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.
353
00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:09,066
OH, HEY,
NICE HAIRDO, DOG.
354
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:12,166
WHO'S YOUR HAIRDRESSER,
PAUL BUNYAN?
355
00:18:12,266 --> 00:18:13,300
PAUL BUNYAN!
356
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,300
( laughs )
357
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,033
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
358
00:18:16,133 --> 00:18:17,033
YEAH, I KNOW.
359
00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:19,000
HEY, DOG,
HOW ABOUT A TRIM?
360
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:20,633
I NEED THE FIREWOOD.
361
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,200
HE NEEDS THE FIREWOOD!
362
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:24,866
HE NEEDS THE...
WHOA, YOU'RE KILLING ME.
363
00:18:24,966 --> 00:18:27,333
I WILL NOT STAND
FOR THIS HUMILIATION.
364
00:18:27,433 --> 00:18:28,333
( chuckles )
365
00:18:28,433 --> 00:18:29,366
OH, RELAX, DOG.
366
00:18:29,466 --> 00:18:31,233
WE'RE NOT LAUGHING AT YOU.
367
00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:33,500
WE'RE...
WE'RE LAUGHING WITH YOU.
368
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:37,433
NO, YOU'RE NOT,
BECAUSE I'M NOT LAUGHING!
369
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,066
( laughing )
370
00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:40,866
HEY, CAT, THIS IS TOO GOOD.
371
00:18:40,966 --> 00:18:42,633
YOU OUGHT TO SELL TICKETS.
372
00:18:42,733 --> 00:18:45,533
TICKETS, YEAH, RIGHT, I SHOULD.
373
00:18:45,633 --> 00:18:48,400
SAY... HMM.
374
00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:57,200
"LIVE ON STAGE.
375
00:18:57,300 --> 00:19:00,066
COME SEE THE AMAZING,
TREE-HEADED DOG."
376
00:19:00,166 --> 00:19:02,233
OH, I GOT TO CHECK THAT OUT.
377
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:03,933
( laughs )
378
00:19:14,033 --> 00:19:16,800
Winslow:
GET THEM WHILE WE GOT THEM,
FOLKS.
379
00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:18,766
ONLY A COUPLE OF SEATS LEFT.
380
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:19,800
STEP RIGHT UP.
381
00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:20,900
KEEP COMING.
382
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:27,200
TIME TO SHAKE THAT MONEY TREE,
DOGGY BOY.
383
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,566
I WON'T DO IT.
384
00:19:28,666 --> 00:19:31,066
I'M NOT GOING OUT THERE.
385
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:34,500
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
386
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:42,466
AND A LITTLE PIECE OF THE ACTION
FOR MYSELF.
387
00:19:42,566 --> 00:19:44,566
( chuckles )
388
00:19:47,666 --> 00:19:51,600
DON'T YOU WANT THAT BEAUTIFUL,
GIANT NEW TV?
389
00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:53,600
( moaning )
390
00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:58,600
IS A NEW TV WORTH MORE TO YOU
THAN MY FEELINGS?
391
00:19:58,700 --> 00:19:59,800
( moaning )
392
00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:03,866
IT'S GOT 500 CHANNELS, DOG.
393
00:20:07,966 --> 00:20:09,500
( yelling )
394
00:20:14,433 --> 00:20:16,933
FIVE MINUTES, NUTHEADS.
395
00:20:18,233 --> 00:20:19,733
LET'S GO, DOG.
396
00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:21,966
YOUR PUBLIC AWAITS.
397
00:20:22,066 --> 00:20:24,900
NO, IT CAN'T BE.
398
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,633
THE PECANITIS
IS GOING AWAY.
399
00:20:26,733 --> 00:20:27,633
HI-HO DIGGITY!
400
00:20:27,733 --> 00:20:28,900
NO-HO DIGGITY!
401
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,000
HOW DARE YOU GET BETTER
AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!
402
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:35,700
A PACKED HOUSE
IS WAITING FOR
A HORTICULTURAL ODDITY.
403
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,633
THEY'LL RIOT!
404
00:20:37,733 --> 00:20:41,233
OR WORSE--
THEY'LL DEMAND A REFUND!
405
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:51,400
OOH, PECAN PIE.
406
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:55,500
( snoring )
407
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,233
CAT, WHAT ARE YOU...?
408
00:20:57,333 --> 00:20:58,866
JUST EAT, DOG.
409
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,000
EAT.
410
00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:04,400
EAT LIKE THE WIND!
411
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,000
COME ON, BABY.
412
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:07,933
COME ON.
413
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:09,633
MUTATE, WILL YOU?
414
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,300
JUST GROW.
415
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:15,400
JUST...
416
00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:21,400
( wails )
417
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:23,666
IT'S SHOW TIME, GENTS.
418
00:21:23,766 --> 00:21:25,633
WHAT'S THE ENTERTAINMENT STALL?
419
00:21:25,733 --> 00:21:27,066
I PAID TO SEE FREAKS.
420
00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:29,333
I WANT TO SEE FREAKS
AND LOTS OF THEM.
421
00:21:29,433 --> 00:21:31,400
LET'S SEE THE TREE-HEADED POOCH.
422
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,333
WE WANT A SHOW,
WE WANT A SHOW.
423
00:21:33,433 --> 00:21:34,666
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
424
00:21:34,766 --> 00:21:36,000
PIPE DOWN, YOU MOOKS.
425
00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:37,500
WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE
426
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,566
IS GOING TO THRILL AND AMAZE YOU
427
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,933
NOT TO MENTION
TURN A FEW STOMACHS.
428
00:21:42,033 --> 00:21:47,700
I GIVE YOU
THE AMAZING TREE-HEADED DOG.
429
00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:52,700
( booing, complaining )
430
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,333
I WANT MY MONEY BACK.
431
00:21:54,433 --> 00:21:58,233
THAT FREAK'S
A TOTALLY NORMAL FREAK.
432
00:21:58,333 --> 00:22:00,466
( booing, hissing )
433
00:22:00,566 --> 00:22:04,533
COME ON, CAT.
434
00:22:04,633 --> 00:22:08,000
( moaning )
435
00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:09,733
( audience grows silent )
436
00:22:09,833 --> 00:22:11,700
WHOA, EVEN BETTER.
437
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:15,833
MAKE THAT THE AMAZING
TREE-HEADED CAT!
438
00:22:15,933 --> 00:22:18,933
( laughing... )
439
00:22:28,166 --> 00:22:29,566
IT'S OKAY, CAT.
440
00:22:29,666 --> 00:22:32,566
THEY'RE NOT LAUGHING WITH YOU.
441
00:22:32,666 --> 00:22:36,166
THEY'RE LAUGHING AT YOU.
442
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,500
Man:
Next on the gardening channel
443
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:43,166
clip those trees and shrubs
into cute critters and such.
444
00:22:43,266 --> 00:22:46,966
BOY, THIS NEW WIDE-SCREEN TV
IS NIFTY-KEEN, HUH, CAT?
445
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:48,566
YEAH.
446
00:22:48,666 --> 00:22:51,633
TERRIFIC.
447
00:22:51,733 --> 00:22:53,466
JUST TERRIFIC.
448
00:22:53,566 --> 00:22:57,100
Winslow:
HEY, CAT,
YOU'RE REALLY BRANCHING OUT!
449
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,900
♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
450
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,400
♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
451
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:10,900
♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
452
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,400
♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE
453
00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:13,566
♪ LITTLE CATDOG
454
00:23:13,666 --> 00:23:16,900
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
455
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,900
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
456
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,833
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
457
00:23:22,933 --> 00:23:24,300
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
458
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:25,766
♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
459
00:23:25,866 --> 00:23:27,266
♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
460
00:23:27,366 --> 00:23:31,633
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
461
00:23:31,733 --> 00:23:33,200
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG... ♪
462
00:23:33,300 --> 00:23:37,500
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
463
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:38,966
and NICKELODEON ]
464
00:23:39,066 --> 00:23:40,533
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
465
00:23:40,633 --> 00:23:44,033
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WGBH Educational Foundation]
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