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♪USE ADOR BNOG ♪ CG.NE IN THWORLD

RIERTTTDN

♪ GOTO WALKOG I GGOTOTHISONET ONG ♪

..♪LO ILE♪G.

♪ ANE ID[Cing spsored byHN

♪ DIG, DIG, DIG A HOLE, DIG-A, DIG-A, DIG ♪

( operatic humming to "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" )

MMM-MMM-MMM.

LOOK AT THESE SCRUMPTIOUS TURNIPS.

WON'T THEY BE DELICIOUS IN MY SUMMER STEW?

( gasps )

( gagging )

OH, THAT'S RIGHT, I FORGOT.

YOU DON'T EAT ANYTHING THAT ISN'T DECOMPOSING.

OR MOLDY.

HUH?

( grunting... )

YOU AGAIN?

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, YOU FILTHY RODENT?

KEEP YOUR MANGY MITTS OFF MY VEGETABLES.

YEAH? WELL.

THEY'RE GROWING IN MY DIRT

SO THAT MAKES THEM MINE.

( blows raspberry )

( shouts )

( snickers )

OVER THERE, YOU ALMOST HAD HIM.

YOU'RE IN THE POCKET, DADDY-O.

THERE YOU GO, YOU'RE IN THE ZONE, YEAH.

DOING GREAT, YOU ARE THE MAN WITH THE PLAN.

YES. EXCELLENT, YOU'RE DOING SO GOOD.

YOU'RE OUTSMARTING HIM.

HIYA, TURNIP.

( chomping )

( gulps )

HEY, UH, YOU GOING FISHING, CAT?

YEAH.

GOPHER FISHING.

( evil snickering )

( grun )

WE SETHE BAIT AND WE SIT BACK D WAIT.

( humming merrily )

( chuckling )

( engine starting )

♪ HEH, HEH-HEH, HEH-HEH, HEH ♪

I GOT A BITE.

WOWEE, CAT.

THAT IS ONE VERY STRONG GOPHER.

( engine revving )

( groaning )

( strained groaning )

YOU'RE... NOT... GETTING AWAY... THIS TIME.

OH... ( nervous laugh )

HOOK, LINE AND... SUCKER.

( laughs )

NO GOPHER'S GOING TO MAKE A SAP OUT OF ME.

( laughing ): GEE, CAT.

YOU'RE SURE MAKING A BIG DEAL OUT OF A LITTLE GOPHER.

( laughing )

( gasps )

( sniffing )

SOMEBODY'S IN MY BONE CELLAR.

( bones rattling )

( door creaks )

( gasps )

( growling ): MY BONES!

panting, growling... )

( ars... )

t: , NONO...

Hgrowls)

OA!

OWOWOWOWOW.

EASYEA

WOO-HOO-HODOG, THERE HE IS.

DIG, DOG, DIG.

OH!

OH!

EH!

PSST, PSST.

( growls )

OW, OW, OW, OW, OW.

EASY, EASY, WHOA.

( humming )

( yelps, dishes breaking )

OH! OOH-HOO-HOO!

HEY, GUYS,OOWHAT I ME.

!

OH, BOY.

WHEW.

HA.

OH, DOG, NOT THE SEWAGE PIPE!

( screams, gurgles )

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO US?! STOP!

( Dog growling )

OH, OH, OH, OH, OH....

( Cat screams )

( panting )

DOG, IN'GETRSAN

( thgs popping and banging )

Cat: WOO-HOO!

( moos )

( sniffing )

( growling )

NO, HOLD IT, DOG...

OH, DOG, PLEASE, WE JUST WENT THROUGH THIS.

( growling )

( laugng )

HE'S OUT THERE! HE'S OUT THERE!

HE'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE!

DOG, COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.

YOU WAIT HERE.

I'M GOING TO CATCH TT GOPHER.

EVEN IF I HAVE TO DO IT ALONE.

LIST, I-I-WANT TGET THAT GOPHER JUST AS BADLY AS YOU.

I JUST DON'T LIKE BEING DRAGGED THROUGH SEWERS

AND FALLING OFF CLIFFS, OKAY?

LOOK... FROM NOW ON, WE DO THIS THE SAFE, SCIENTIFIC WAY.

OH.

BRAIN POWER!

l zzin main cnking.

( laughs )

( beeping )

OKAY, DOG

LET'S NAIL THAT FUR BALL.

HARD LEFT.

DIG, DIG.

( panting )

SO MUCH EARTH, SO LITTLE TIME.

DIVE, DIVE, DIVE!

( beeping )

( rumbling )

YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT THERE.

OH... UM, LOOK.

( Dog growling sofy )

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

RIGHGOTCHA..

PSST, HEY, GET OUT OF HERE.

THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY, RIGHT?

YOU KNOW, FROM OVER HERE, THAT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE OUR PROPERTY.

growling )

I SUGGEST YOU MOVE OUT OF THE W

YOU SEE, DOG HERE HAS ACQUIRED A TASTE FOR... GOPHAGE.

( snarling )

OH, YE?

WELL, I GOT SOME VICIOUS CRITTERS OF MY OWN.

( whistles )

IST ALL GOT?

WORMS?

( snaps)

gasps )

THEY ATE BIG YARBA.

burps )

'SCUSE ME.

YEAH, AND THAT'S JUST THE APPETIZER.

ANHER SNAP OF MY FINGERS

AND THE REST OF YOUR STU ISESSERT.

LL, NOW, LET'SOT HASTYERE.

Cat:YBE WEAN WK OUT A DE.

( growls

KEEPALNG, RANGER.

SO IT'S AGREED.

ERYTHING ABOVE GROUND BELONGS TO CATDOG

AND EVERYTHING BELOW THE GROUND IS THE GOPHER'S.

( Dog growls )

EXCEPT DOG'S BONE CELLAR.

( sarcastically ): OOH, OW.

YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN, CAT.

( chuckles )

Dog: AND YOU'RE LIVING IN THE BARGAIN BASEMENT, GOPHER.

Cat: AH, GOPHER NO MORE.

MMM-MMM-MMM.

BRILLIANT WORK, IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF, DOG.

( rumbling... )

( Dog howling )

OH, NO!

( whimpering... )

( Dog wling and whimpering

CAT!

Gopher: HMM, LET'S SEE HERE.

ACCORDING TO OUR AGREEMENT

EVERYTHING BELOW THE GROUND BELONGS TO GOPHER.

GET OFF OF MY COUCH THERE.

CAT, GET OFF OF HIS COUCH THERE.

TERRIFIC, DOG.

JUST TERRIFIC.

Dog: AIRPLANE! AIRPLANE! AIRPLANE!

AILAAILA, LANE, AIRPLANE, AIRPLANE...

Cat: D-D-D...

DOG, DOG, THAT'S JUST A SHADOW!

SHADOW! SHADOW!

( Cat gasps )

( Dog pants, Cat yowls )

OO GTING CSER!

( screing )

Man: WE'RE EXPERIENCING SOME MINOR TURBULENCE.

I'VE TURNED ON THE "FASTEN SEAT BELT" SIGN.

( screaming )

( still screaming )

Cat: OH! WHOA, WHOA!

OH-OH-OH-OH....

( panting and yowling... )

( both grunt )

( sighs )

THAT WAS FUN, CAT.

FUN? NO, DOG.

THAT WAS NOT FUN.

THAT WAS PAIN.

WHY CAN'T YOU BEHAVE LIKE THOSE DOGS, FOR INSTANCE?

( snaps )

( crunching )

( slurping )

AH. BOW-WOW, SIR.

WHAT HAVE THEY GOT THAT YOU HAVEN'T GOT?

WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT?

A LEASH.

A LEASH.

A LEASH.

HEY, DOG...

HEY, HOW'S ABOUT YOU WEAR A LEASH?

GEE, CAT, WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?

WELL, UH, YOU'D WANT TO BECAUSE...

OH, THERE'S A NEW LEASH LAW.

WELL, YES, OF COURSE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT BEFORE.

YES, IT'S A LAW.

ALL DOGS MUST BE LEASHED.

WHY, DIDN'T YOU SEE THE SIGN?

UH... NO... PLAR...

WH-WH-WHAT?

YOU DON'T TRUST ME?

NOW, COME ON, DOG.

( chuckles )

HAVE I EVER LIED TO YOU, DOG?

WELL, CAT, THERE WAS THAT TIME...

NEVER MIND.

( kissing )

( sweetly ): COME HERE, LITTLE POOCHIE.

COME ON.

COME ON, COME ON.

Dog: OH! WHOA!

( gags )

THERE.

IT LOOKS GREAT, REALLY.

( chortles )

IT'S, IT'S YOU.

IT'S NOT ME.

( grunting )

IT'S THE LAW.

( Cat grunts )

OH, WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS BEFORE, DOG?

NOW, YOU SEE, WE CAN TALK-- YOW!

MEAT TRUCK! MEAT TRUCK!

( Cat blithers )

LOOK AT THE BUTTERFLY!

COME HER MADAME BUTTERFLY.

BUTTERFLY... BUTTERFLY...

COME ON, DOG, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING...

BUTTERFLY, OH, BUTTERFLY.

COME HERE, WAIT FOR ME, PAPILLON.

BUTTERFLY, BUTTERFLY.

DOG, HEEL! STOP!

WILL YOU PLEASE...

BUTTERFLY! BUTTERFLY!

( stifled muttering )

GET ME OUT OF HERE.

YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND

THE LEASH LAW CONCEPT, DOG.

I'M WEARING IT.

YES, YES, BUT YOU ALSO MUST BE A GOOD DOG.

AND GOOD DOGS DON'T JUST WEAR A LEASH.

THEY OBEY THE PERSON WHO HOLDS IT.

YEAH, BUT...

DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO BAD DOGS

WHO DON'T WEAR THEIR LEASH PROPERLY?

UH... THEY ARE GIVEN A TASTY SNACK?

NO, THEY ARE NOT GIVEN A...

( quivering with rage )

THEY ARE SENT TO THE DOGGIE POUND.

moaning )

( whines )

( whimpers )

CAT, GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE.

SEE U LATER, DOG.

I'VE GOT COME BACK! NOW.

( sobbing ): I'LL BE A GOODOG.

I'LL BE A GOOD DOG...

I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD DOG.

WILL YOU PLEASE...

( horn honks )

( brakes squeal )

PACKAGE FOR DOG.

( sniffs )

HEY, SMELLS LIKE MEAT.

MEAT PACKAGE FOR DOG.

PACKAGE! MEAT!

( blithering )

( gasps )

I WILL BE A GOOD DOG, I WILL BE A GOOD DOG

I WILL BE A GOOD DOG.

OH...

OH, HO, HO. GOOD DOGGIE.

HOW ABOUT AS A REWARD WE GO

FOR A NICE, RELAXING WALK IN THE PARK?

JUST YOU, ME...

AND MR. LEASH.

WHATEVER YOU SAY, CAT.

( cheers, laughs )

( Cat chortles, sighs )

SEE, DOG, ISN'T LIFE NICER WHEN YOU'RE A GOOD DOG?

( squirrelqueaks )

WHATEV YOU SAY, CAT.

UH-HUH, HELLO.

( whistling )

AH! YES.

( humming )

( slow, sedate, Baroque-style Muzak playing )

( breathes deeply )

GOOD DAY.

A GOOD DAY TO YOU.

GOOD DAY.

IT SURE IS, NEIGHBOR.

GOOD DAY.

SO... YEAH... GOOD DAY.

WH-WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN AROUND HERE?

GOOD DAY.

YEAH, YEAH, GOOD DAY...

SO EVERYONE'S BEEN SAYING.

GOOD DAY.GOOD DAY.

GOOD DAY.GOOD DAY.

GOOD DAY.

BOY, THIS MUSIC IS REALLY THE PITS, HUH?

THEY SURE COULD USE SOME NEW TUNES.

HOW ABOUT IT, DOG, HUH?

DOG? DOG?

GOOD DAY.

( gasps )

YOU, TOO?

DOG, NOW, DOG, COME ON.

BE NORMAL.

CAT, THIS IS NORMAL.

NO, IT'S NOT.

UH, HOW, HOW ABOUT WE RUN AROUND?

OOH, YOU WANT TO PLAY FETCH?

I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.

I'M A GOOD DOG NOW.

AND IT'S A... GOOD DAY.

( gasping )

HERE, CAT, I DON'T WANT TO BREAK THE LEASH LAW.

( echoing ): THERE IS NO LEASH LAW!

All: HUH?

( snapping )(growling)

( chuckles )

( barking and shouting... )

Man: DOWN, CUJO, DOWN!

( screaming, growling... )

( snapping )

Cat: WELL, LEASH LAW IS KIND OF A MISNOMER.

IN FACT, I...

I, UH, KIND OF MADE IT UP.

WHAT?! NO LEASH LAW?

YOU LIED TO ME.

( snarling )(screams)

PUT THAT BACK ON.

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

( growls )

( yaps )

( yipping )

HE'S GOING NUTS!

( all barking... )

( howling )

I'M FREE! I'M FREE!

UM...

WELL, I AM.

( yapping and howling with joy )

( growling... )

( yowling )

( panting )

( growling )

( panting )

( screams )

NOW, NOW, EASY, DOG, LOOK...

LISTEN, I, I'M SORRY

I NEVER SHOULD HAVE LIED TO YOU.

IT WAS WRONG.

YOU'RE A GOOD DOG.

YOU'RE A VERY GOOD DOG.

YEAH.

GOOD AND MAD!

L-L-LOOK.

HALLEY'S COMET!

( owling )BIGFOOT!

OH... OH... OOH...

SHADOW.

SHADOW?

WHERE?

( jet passing )

Dog: SHAD? WHERE'S THE SHADOW

SHADOW!

( crashing )

( Cat yowling )

Dog: SHADOW, SHADOW, SHADOW!

HI, HO, DIGGITY-OH! SHADOW!

MY OLD FRIEND, THE SHADOW!

♪ ONE FINE DAY WITH A WOOF AND PURR ♪

♪ A BABY S BORN AND CSED A LITTLE STI♪

♪ NO BLUE BUG D NO THREE-EYED FROG♪

♪ JUST A FELINECANINE

♪ LITTLE CATD

♪ATDO.. CATDOG...

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CDOG ♪

♪ OUT ON THE ROAD OR BACK IN TOWN ♪

♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS PUTTG CATDOG DOWN ♪

♪OTO SE ABO IT, GOT RYO GET ALONG

♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER, GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪

♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...

♪LONE IN THWORL WAS A LITTLE CATDO.. ♪

aponing sponsored by THE U.S. DARENT OF EDUCATION

♪ A IN THWORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪

[Captioned byThe Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation]