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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:13,666 - ♪ 2 00:00:13,766 --> 00:00:15,400 ♪ One fine day with a woof and a purr ♪ 3 00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:17,166 ♪ A baby was born and it caused a little stir ♪ 4 00:00:17,266 --> 00:00:19,000 ♪ No blue bug and no three-eyed frog ♪ 5 00:00:19,100 --> 00:00:20,900 ♪ Just a feline canine little CatDog ♪ 6 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,600 ♪ CatDog 7 00:00:22,700 --> 00:00:24,666 ♪ CatDog 8 00:00:24,766 --> 00:00:28,066 ♪ Alone in the world was a little CatDog ♪ 9 00:00:28,166 --> 00:00:30,100 ♪ Out on the road or back in town ♪ 10 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:31,833 ♪ All kind of critters putting CatDog down ♪ 11 00:00:31,933 --> 00:00:33,766 ♪ Gotta rise above it, gotta try to get along ♪ 12 00:00:33,866 --> 00:00:35,533 ♪ Gotta walk together, gotta sing this song ♪ 13 00:00:35,633 --> 00:00:37,266 ♪ CatDog 14 00:00:37,366 --> 00:00:39,333 ♪ CatDog 15 00:00:39,433 --> 00:00:42,666 ♪ Alone in the world was a little CatDog ♪ 16 00:00:42,766 --> 00:00:44,333 ♪ CatDog 17 00:00:44,433 --> 00:00:46,433 ♪ CatDog 18 00:00:46,533 --> 00:00:48,666 ♪ Alone in the world was a little CatDog ♪ 19 00:00:48,766 --> 00:00:51,400 ♪♪ 20 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:02,733 - ♪ 21 00:01:09,666 --> 00:01:11,900 - [horns honking] 22 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:16,733 - [splash] 23 00:01:16,833 --> 00:01:19,266 - [moaning] 24 00:01:19,366 --> 00:01:23,300 - ♪ 25 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:26,333 - [splash] 26 00:01:26,433 --> 00:01:29,133 - [grunting] 27 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:35,933 - [splash] 28 00:01:36,033 --> 00:01:37,566 - [sighs] 29 00:01:37,666 --> 00:01:40,966 You know, Dog, it wasn't always like this. 30 00:01:41,066 --> 00:01:45,033 In the old days, cats were revered, respected, 31 00:01:45,133 --> 00:01:47,633 treated like royalty. 32 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:51,400 - [laughing] 33 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:52,666 That's so funny, Cat. 34 00:01:52,766 --> 00:01:54,166 You're a comedian. 35 00:01:54,266 --> 00:01:57,100 - All right, fine, I'll prove it. 36 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,433 - ♪ 37 00:01:59,533 --> 00:02:02,100 - A little history lesson, Dog. 38 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:03,266 [blows] 39 00:02:03,366 --> 00:02:04,700 - Aaaa... 40 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,800 Aaa-choo! 41 00:02:06,900 --> 00:02:09,833 - ♪ 42 00:02:23,633 --> 00:02:25,066 - DOG: [sighs] 43 00:02:25,166 --> 00:02:27,733 "Cats through history." 44 00:02:27,833 --> 00:02:33,033 - [distant screaming] 45 00:02:36,866 --> 00:02:39,066 - Mm, mm. 46 00:02:39,166 --> 00:02:40,466 This date is tart. 47 00:02:40,566 --> 00:02:42,666 Phee-ee, I hate tart. 48 00:02:42,766 --> 00:02:44,800 It offends my royal palate. 49 00:02:44,900 --> 00:02:48,800 - Sorry, Royal Cat, it won't happen again. 50 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:51,500 - [sighs] See that it doesn't. 51 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:54,466 - ♪ 52 00:03:03,166 --> 00:03:04,866 - Now, prepare my pedicure. 53 00:03:04,966 --> 00:03:07,766 My, uh, cuticles have grown unkempt. 54 00:03:07,866 --> 00:03:08,766 - Yes, Royal Cat. 55 00:03:08,866 --> 00:03:10,600 I'll do your nails, too. 56 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:13,233 - [screaming in distance] 57 00:03:13,333 --> 00:03:16,033 - ♪ 58 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:22,133 - How's a Pharaoh supposed to rest in peace 59 00:03:22,233 --> 00:03:24,766 when his own tomb is in pieces? 60 00:03:24,866 --> 00:03:26,366 Spread out. 61 00:03:26,466 --> 00:03:27,366 - Ooh, master. 62 00:03:27,466 --> 00:03:28,800 Mwah, mwah, mwah. 63 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:32,266 Oh no, come on now, Pharaoh, you're fit as a fiddle. 64 00:03:32,366 --> 00:03:33,866 Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah. 65 00:03:33,966 --> 00:03:38,500 You'll be with us for a good, long time. 66 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:39,600 - Ah. 67 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:41,600 Royal Cat. 68 00:03:41,700 --> 00:03:42,900 - [moaning] 69 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,900 - You do love me, don't you? Yes, you do. 70 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:49,033 - [screaming in distance] 71 00:03:49,133 --> 00:03:50,166 - [whispers] Not particularly, 72 00:03:50,266 --> 00:03:53,100 but this royal gig's too sweet to give up. 73 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,766 - [sighs] I feel weary. 74 00:03:55,866 --> 00:03:57,966 I must nap. 75 00:03:58,066 --> 00:04:00,400 - ♪ 76 00:04:02,466 --> 00:04:06,100 - Make sure the slaves get moving on my pyramid. 77 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:08,666 - So it is written, so it shall be done. 78 00:04:08,766 --> 00:04:10,333 - Very good. 79 00:04:10,433 --> 00:04:12,800 Let's roll. 80 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:14,466 - ♪ 81 00:04:14,566 --> 00:04:16,166 - [claps] 82 00:04:16,266 --> 00:04:18,166 - Okay, slavish ones, 83 00:04:18,266 --> 00:04:21,833 the Royal Cat is up for some sand skiing. 84 00:04:21,933 --> 00:04:26,966 - ♪ 85 00:04:27,066 --> 00:04:29,466 - Faster, you lazy Sumerians. 86 00:04:29,566 --> 00:04:33,033 - ♪ 87 00:04:33,133 --> 00:04:35,833 - [grunting] 88 00:04:35,933 --> 00:04:39,566 - I thought this is what they invented camels for. 89 00:04:39,666 --> 00:04:41,133 - ♪ 90 00:04:41,233 --> 00:04:45,366 - Royal Cat, how come I always have to be on the bottom? 91 00:04:45,466 --> 00:04:47,833 I mean, couldn't we take turns? 92 00:04:47,933 --> 00:04:52,000 - Take turn-- [laughing] 93 00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:53,100 That's priceless. 94 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,933 Oh, thank you, Slave Dog. 95 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:56,733 Oh, I needed a good laugh. 96 00:04:56,833 --> 00:04:58,533 - I'm serious. 97 00:04:58,633 --> 00:05:02,233 - Look, Slave Dog, we've been over this a thousand times. 98 00:05:02,333 --> 00:05:04,133 It's the royal order of things. 99 00:05:04,233 --> 00:05:08,833 I'm in my place, and you are in yours. 100 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:13,733 [laughing] 101 00:05:13,833 --> 00:05:17,033 - ♪ 102 00:05:19,766 --> 00:05:22,433 - [crying] Oh, I'm sorry. 103 00:05:22,533 --> 00:05:28,233 But this is...the greatest story...ever told. 104 00:05:28,333 --> 00:05:31,066 - Well, I don't think it's so great. 105 00:05:31,166 --> 00:05:33,666 And I think you're making the whole thing up. 106 00:05:33,766 --> 00:05:34,566 - Oh, really? 107 00:05:34,666 --> 00:05:36,633 Well, read it and weep. 108 00:05:36,733 --> 00:05:37,666 - Royal Cat-- 109 00:05:37,766 --> 00:05:38,633 - Royal Cat, that's me. 110 00:05:38,733 --> 00:05:39,966 - Yeah, that's you. 111 00:05:40,066 --> 00:05:41,900 --finished his sand skiing, 112 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:45,933 and he and the slaves headed back to the palace. 113 00:05:46,033 --> 00:05:50,166 - ♪ 114 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:52,033 - We must do this again tomorrow. 115 00:05:52,133 --> 00:05:57,433 Everyone, check your schedules and chisel it in...say noonish. 116 00:05:57,533 --> 00:06:01,200 - [screaming in distance] 117 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:04,166 - [grunting] 118 00:06:04,266 --> 00:06:06,933 - ♪ 119 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:17,500 - [sighs] It doesn't get much better than this. 120 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:19,666 - [clears throat] 121 00:06:19,766 --> 00:06:23,166 Maybe it does, if you catch my drift. 122 00:06:23,266 --> 00:06:26,166 - What are you talking about, sand rodent? 123 00:06:26,266 --> 00:06:28,366 - ♪ 124 00:06:28,466 --> 00:06:29,500 - Don't you get it? 125 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,233 Once the Pharaoh kicks, 126 00:06:31,333 --> 00:06:33,966 somebody's gonna have to run the show. 127 00:06:34,066 --> 00:06:35,933 - Well, sure, but, I-- 128 00:06:36,033 --> 00:06:38,366 - ♪ 129 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:40,666 - Of course. 130 00:06:40,766 --> 00:06:44,900 I've got the noble blood lines, the regal demeanor. 131 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,466 Oh, Pharaoh Cat. 132 00:06:47,566 --> 00:06:51,466 Ooh, I like the sound of that. 133 00:06:51,566 --> 00:06:56,266 - PHAROAH: [moaning] 134 00:06:56,366 --> 00:06:58,466 - Shouldn't be too long either. 135 00:06:58,566 --> 00:07:02,233 The old coot's already got one foot in the pyramid. 136 00:07:02,333 --> 00:07:06,333 - PHAROAH: Royal Cat... 137 00:07:06,433 --> 00:07:08,900 why is it taking them so long to finish? 138 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,733 - Well, you know, it's hard to get 139 00:07:10,833 --> 00:07:12,666 good slave labor these days. 140 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,200 - Ooh. 141 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:17,000 It's just that the sooner my tomb gets built, 142 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:21,300 the sooner I can sleep the big sleep. 143 00:07:23,700 --> 00:07:26,466 - ♪ 144 00:07:26,566 --> 00:07:28,600 - Hey, servants, the great Rancid Otek 145 00:07:28,700 --> 00:07:29,833 needs a pyramid built! 146 00:07:29,933 --> 00:07:31,066 What's the hold up here? 147 00:07:31,166 --> 00:07:32,633 Come on. 148 00:07:32,733 --> 00:07:34,533 - But you had us sand skiing. 149 00:07:34,633 --> 00:07:36,133 Ow! 150 00:07:36,233 --> 00:07:38,400 - And you, Slave Dog, move those rocks, 151 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,666 or you too will face my wrath. 152 00:07:40,766 --> 00:07:42,433 - No! 153 00:07:42,533 --> 00:07:44,566 Your reign of terror is over. 154 00:07:44,666 --> 00:07:46,733 Down with the Royal Cat! 155 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:49,066 - ALL: Down with the Royal Cat. 156 00:07:49,166 --> 00:07:51,033 [growling] 157 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:54,833 - No, Royal Cat loses. 158 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:56,400 Slave Dog wins. 159 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:57,433 The end. - What? 160 00:07:57,533 --> 00:07:58,833 Give me that. 161 00:07:58,933 --> 00:08:01,833 - ♪ 162 00:08:06,300 --> 00:08:08,566 - [laughing] Nice try, Dog. 163 00:08:08,666 --> 00:08:11,800 - Eeeee, eeee. 164 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:15,433 - Now, here's what it really says. 165 00:08:15,533 --> 00:08:18,566 - [indistinct yelling] 166 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:21,300 - [unintelligible] 167 00:08:25,266 --> 00:08:28,966 - And you, Slave Dog...move those rocks, 168 00:08:29,066 --> 00:08:31,733 or you too will face my wrath. 169 00:08:31,833 --> 00:08:34,666 - Yes, Royal Cat, at once, if not sooner. 170 00:08:34,766 --> 00:08:35,966 - Excellent graveling. 171 00:08:36,066 --> 00:08:37,900 Now that's the spirit. 172 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,500 Remember, it's the royal order of things. 173 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,933 I am in my place. 174 00:08:44,033 --> 00:08:46,266 - And I am in mine. 175 00:08:46,366 --> 00:08:48,100 - Exactly. 176 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:49,900 - ♪ 177 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,233 - [grunting] 178 00:08:59,233 --> 00:09:01,033 - [grunts] 179 00:09:01,133 --> 00:09:04,833 - ♪ 180 00:09:13,033 --> 00:09:14,266 - I did it. 181 00:09:14,366 --> 00:09:15,666 Me. 182 00:09:15,766 --> 00:09:19,566 By myself with these bare hands. 183 00:09:19,666 --> 00:09:22,333 I built the pyramid all alone. 184 00:09:22,433 --> 00:09:24,033 I am a leader. 185 00:09:24,133 --> 00:09:25,700 I am a ruler. 186 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,200 I am king. 187 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:30,133 I am... 188 00:09:30,233 --> 00:09:35,366 Pharaoh. [echoes] 189 00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:43,500 So what do you think of your tomb, Rancid Otek? 190 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:46,700 - Oh, it's to die for. 191 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:49,633 - ♪ 192 00:09:56,700 --> 00:10:01,733 - Oh, why, why, why, why, why? [crying] 193 00:10:04,033 --> 00:10:05,733 Okay, well that will be enough of that. 194 00:10:05,833 --> 00:10:08,133 It's mummy time. 195 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:11,966 - ♪ 196 00:10:12,066 --> 00:10:13,900 - Hep, hep, hep, heep. 197 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,600 - ♪ 198 00:10:20,166 --> 00:10:22,233 - Ah, good idea. 199 00:10:22,333 --> 00:10:23,266 Gotta look all spiffy 200 00:10:23,366 --> 00:10:25,966 for my coronation as the new Pharaoh. 201 00:10:26,066 --> 00:10:29,400 - ♪ 202 00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:36,866 - [feedback buzzes] - Testing, one, two, three. 203 00:10:36,966 --> 00:10:38,866 Testing. 204 00:10:38,966 --> 00:10:42,633 Now, let's give a great big fertile crescent welcome 205 00:10:42,733 --> 00:10:46,600 to your new Pharaoh....me. 206 00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:48,966 - Me, Rancid Otek the second. 207 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:51,400 - Look, Rancy, there's got to be some mistake. 208 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:52,900 - No, there's no mistake. 209 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,500 You're going into the tomb with my uncle, 210 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,000 along with all his other possessions. 211 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:57,800 - What? 212 00:10:57,900 --> 00:10:59,200 - Would you do the honors? 213 00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:00,266 - Oh, with pleasure. 214 00:11:00,366 --> 00:11:01,866 - With great pleasure. 215 00:11:01,966 --> 00:11:04,366 - Uh, with them. 216 00:11:04,466 --> 00:11:07,666 - No, you can't do--cease and desist. 217 00:11:07,766 --> 00:11:10,333 Whoo-hoo! 218 00:11:10,433 --> 00:11:13,466 What kind of lousy, stupid-- 219 00:11:13,566 --> 00:11:16,766 this is the worst story ever told. 220 00:11:16,866 --> 00:11:19,233 - But, Cat, that's not the end. 221 00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:21,566 It gets worse. 222 00:11:21,666 --> 00:11:23,933 - CAT: Isn't this just great. 223 00:11:24,033 --> 00:11:29,033 Me and you, Slave Dog, locked in this tomb forever. 224 00:11:29,133 --> 00:11:30,233 Slave Dog? 225 00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:31,600 Slave Dog? 226 00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:32,600 Oh, no. 227 00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:33,700 No. 228 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,566 No! 229 00:11:35,666 --> 00:11:36,533 Let me out of here. 230 00:11:36,633 --> 00:11:38,566 Let me out! 231 00:11:38,666 --> 00:11:40,000 Slave Dog! 232 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:43,333 I command you, let me out now! 233 00:11:45,933 --> 00:11:47,300 - Sorry, Royal Cat. 234 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,200 It's like you said. 235 00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:53,133 You have your place, and I have mine. 236 00:11:53,233 --> 00:11:55,566 [laughing] 237 00:11:55,666 --> 00:11:57,466 - CAT: [crying] 238 00:12:01,066 --> 00:12:04,100 - ♪ 239 00:12:08,766 --> 00:12:11,200 - ♪ 240 00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:16,300 - [laughing] 241 00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:25,333 Hey, Cat, what'd you doing? 242 00:12:25,433 --> 00:12:26,200 - [humming] 243 00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:27,733 Writing in my diary. 244 00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:30,900 - Oooh. 245 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,466 What's a di-a-ry? 246 00:12:34,566 --> 00:12:36,833 - It is my private journal where, in private, 247 00:12:36,933 --> 00:12:39,766 I privately write down my private thoughts. 248 00:12:39,866 --> 00:12:40,933 - Oh, private. 249 00:12:41,033 --> 00:12:42,500 I wanna see! 250 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:46,133 - No, Dog, private means it's for my eyes only. 251 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:48,533 - Do you write stuff about me in your diary? 252 00:12:48,633 --> 00:12:49,566 - [sighs] 253 00:12:49,666 --> 00:12:51,666 Maybe. Maybe not. 254 00:12:51,766 --> 00:12:53,366 - Oh, oh, let me read. 255 00:12:53,466 --> 00:12:54,800 Let me read. 256 00:12:59,833 --> 00:13:02,100 - CAT: Ow! Ow! 257 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,366 [grunting] 258 00:13:04,466 --> 00:13:07,066 - ♪ 259 00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:12,766 - Oooh-oooh! 260 00:13:12,866 --> 00:13:14,400 - CAT: No, no, no, don't-- 261 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:17,500 [indistinct yelling] 262 00:13:24,566 --> 00:13:25,333 - Don't stop. 263 00:13:25,433 --> 00:13:26,733 Don't you get it, Dog? 264 00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:31,466 You never, ever, ever, ever, never read someone else's diary. 265 00:13:31,566 --> 00:13:32,466 That's the rule. 266 00:13:32,566 --> 00:13:35,466 - Oh, okay, okay. 267 00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:37,533 I want my own diary. 268 00:13:37,633 --> 00:13:40,366 - ♪ 269 00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:45,066 - So much exciting things, I don't where to start. 270 00:13:45,166 --> 00:13:49,400 - So, um, how's your diary coming? 271 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:51,333 - Fine, just fine. 272 00:13:51,433 --> 00:13:53,800 [humming] 273 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,333 How do you spell cat? 274 00:13:55,433 --> 00:13:56,866 - CAT: Capital C. 275 00:13:56,966 --> 00:14:00,433 Capital--hey, are you writing about me? 276 00:14:00,533 --> 00:14:03,166 - Maybe. Maybe not. 277 00:14:03,266 --> 00:14:04,600 Good night, Cat. 278 00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:07,033 [snoring] 279 00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:14,333 [snoring continues] 280 00:14:14,433 --> 00:14:17,333 - ♪ 281 00:14:20,933 --> 00:14:21,866 - [whispering] Let me see now. 282 00:14:21,966 --> 00:14:23,666 "Dear Diary, my name is Dog." 283 00:14:23,766 --> 00:14:26,500 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 284 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,733 But where's the good stuff? 285 00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:30,000 Where's the dirt? 286 00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:32,866 - [yawns] 287 00:14:32,966 --> 00:14:36,666 C-c-c-c-cat, is that you? 288 00:14:36,766 --> 00:14:38,166 - [nervous laughing] 289 00:14:38,266 --> 00:14:39,333 - Hi. 290 00:14:39,433 --> 00:14:42,433 What are you doing with my diary? 291 00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:47,066 - Oh...you forgot to lock it, so I-- 292 00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:50,733 I woke up to...lock it for you. 293 00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:51,700 - Oh. 294 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,500 Thanks, Cat. 295 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:55,866 - Well, it's--you're welcome. 296 00:14:55,966 --> 00:14:57,200 - You always help me out. 297 00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:58,233 [laughing] 298 00:14:58,333 --> 00:14:59,566 Night. 299 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:00,433 - [nervous laughing] 300 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:03,400 Yeah, well. Good night. 301 00:15:05,866 --> 00:15:11,566 - [Dog snoring] 302 00:15:11,666 --> 00:15:12,433 - [whispers] Let me see. 303 00:15:12,533 --> 00:15:14,766 Du, du, du, here's my name. 304 00:15:14,866 --> 00:15:19,400 "Cat is the most trustworthy person I know." 305 00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:20,966 But that's it? 306 00:15:21,066 --> 00:15:23,066 What a lame diary. 307 00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:24,866 - Hey, cat. 308 00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:26,700 Could you say that again? 309 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:30,033 I wanna shoot it from a different angle. 310 00:15:30,133 --> 00:15:31,033 [laughs] 311 00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:32,800 - Give me that, you little twerp. 312 00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:35,166 - I think I'll hold onto it. 313 00:15:35,266 --> 00:15:36,933 But I'll tell you what. 314 00:15:37,033 --> 00:15:39,866 You be my personal servant for a week, 315 00:15:39,966 --> 00:15:42,933 and then I'll give you the tapesy-wapesy. 316 00:15:43,033 --> 00:15:44,333 [laughs] 317 00:15:44,433 --> 00:15:46,066 - But that's blackmail. 318 00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:47,266 - Yeah, I know. 319 00:15:47,366 --> 00:15:48,933 [laughs] Check this out. 320 00:15:49,033 --> 00:15:51,633 It's pretty juicy stuff. 321 00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:56,033 - "Cat is the most trustworthy person I know." 322 00:15:56,133 --> 00:15:59,733 - Maybe I outta wake Dog and give him a little screening. 323 00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,233 - [snoring] 324 00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:03,133 - No, no, please, Winslow. 325 00:16:03,233 --> 00:16:05,900 You can't show that to Dog, he'd never forgive me. 326 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,900 - Then I'll see you first thing in the morning, Servant Boy. 327 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,300 [laughing] 328 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,700 - [door closes] 329 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,233 - [yawns] 330 00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:17,066 Oh. 331 00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:22,766 "Dear Diary, I am now waking up." 332 00:16:22,866 --> 00:16:26,366 - [bell ringing] 333 00:16:26,466 --> 00:16:27,600 - What do you want? 334 00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:30,100 - I'll have two eggs with a side of bacon and-- 335 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,833 - Get it yourself. 336 00:16:32,933 --> 00:16:35,900 - Yoo-hoo! 337 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,300 - Oh. 338 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:43,600 Would you like those scrambled or sunny side-up? 339 00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:47,033 - [chewing loudly] 340 00:16:47,133 --> 00:16:50,400 - ♪ 341 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,166 - [bell rings] 342 00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:01,433 - Ahhh! 343 00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:07,266 - [bell rings] 344 00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:16,099 - "Dear Diary, I am now following Cat, 345 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,166 who has a spiffy new outfit on." 346 00:17:18,266 --> 00:17:20,700 - [bell ringing] 347 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,733 - CAT: [groans] 348 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:28,000 Well, what can I do for you, Winslow? 349 00:17:28,099 --> 00:17:29,800 - Huh? 350 00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:32,733 - Master Winslow. 351 00:17:32,833 --> 00:17:35,233 - Oh, I got a little laundry for you to do. 352 00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:38,533 - [flies buzzing] 353 00:17:38,633 --> 00:17:42,100 - And I like my dainties hand-washed. 354 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,166 [laughing] 355 00:17:44,266 --> 00:17:47,566 - ♪ 356 00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:53,066 - [laughs] 357 00:17:53,166 --> 00:17:55,300 - You. 358 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,833 - ♪ 359 00:17:56,933 --> 00:18:00,633 - [squeaking] 360 00:18:00,733 --> 00:18:01,766 - [growls] 361 00:18:01,866 --> 00:18:03,933 - WINSLOW: Hmm-mm. 362 00:18:04,033 --> 00:18:06,100 - CAT: [humming] 363 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,533 - ♪ 364 00:18:08,633 --> 00:18:12,633 - [bell ringing] 365 00:18:12,733 --> 00:18:14,033 - [splash] 366 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,033 - [whistles] 367 00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,333 - Oh! 368 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:24,366 - [indistinct chatter] 369 00:18:30,233 --> 00:18:31,200 - [gasps] 370 00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:32,833 - [bell ringing] 371 00:18:32,933 --> 00:18:34,866 - WINSLOW: Oh, Cat! 372 00:18:34,966 --> 00:18:40,866 - [numerous bells ringing] 373 00:18:40,966 --> 00:18:43,866 - Ahh! 374 00:18:43,966 --> 00:18:49,200 - DOG: [snoring] 375 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:50,666 - [laughs] 376 00:18:50,766 --> 00:18:53,066 Hmmmm. 377 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:56,333 - ♪ 378 00:19:03,666 --> 00:19:06,533 - [metal clanging] 379 00:19:06,633 --> 00:19:09,966 - [laughing] 380 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:10,733 - [snaps] 381 00:19:10,833 --> 00:19:12,966 - Yea-hoo-hoo! 382 00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:17,933 Ow! 383 00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:19,600 Oh. 384 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,033 - [metal clanging] 385 00:19:21,133 --> 00:19:24,500 - [laughing] 386 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,166 Bingo. 387 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,866 Ah! 388 00:19:34,566 --> 00:19:36,466 - [smash] 389 00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,133 - [laughing] 390 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,800 - WINSLOW: Oh, Cat! 391 00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:46,033 Hey, move my barbells up to the attic, and then--ah! 392 00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:48,766 - Not today, rodent. 393 00:19:48,866 --> 00:19:49,900 - Rodent? 394 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,566 What happened to your highness? 395 00:19:52,666 --> 00:19:53,666 - This. 396 00:19:53,766 --> 00:19:57,233 And now it's time for some payback. 397 00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:59,333 [laughing] 398 00:19:59,433 --> 00:20:00,233 Oh, yeah. 399 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,300 Ooooh. 400 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,733 [laughing] 401 00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:06,400 - BOTH: [laughing] 402 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:09,066 - You shouldn't be laughing. 403 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,366 What's so funny? 404 00:20:10,466 --> 00:20:13,333 - That wasn't my only copy, you knucklehead. [laughs] 405 00:20:13,433 --> 00:20:18,833 And there's plenty more where these came from. [laughs] 406 00:20:18,933 --> 00:20:21,400 You've been a very bad cat, Cat. 407 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:22,700 - Ah! 408 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:26,733 - As punishment, I'm gonna extend your servitude to-- 409 00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:29,833 let's see, today's Tuesday. 410 00:20:29,933 --> 00:20:31,533 Wednesday... 411 00:20:31,633 --> 00:20:32,733 Five years. 412 00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:34,433 [laughing] 413 00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:41,333 - Gee, Cat, I love writing in my diary. 414 00:20:41,433 --> 00:20:45,666 I never thought I had so many...thoughts. 415 00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,633 - [doorbell rings] 416 00:20:47,733 --> 00:20:48,833 - Door! 417 00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,266 - Hey, how's it going? 418 00:20:52,366 --> 00:20:53,800 What are you, nuts? 419 00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:55,000 - Hey, CatDog! 420 00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:56,500 - Hola, CatDog. 421 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,400 - [indistinct chatter] 422 00:20:58,500 --> 00:20:59,533 - Let me guess. 423 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:00,766 You're family. 424 00:21:00,866 --> 00:21:04,133 - Yeah, I invited some of the kinfolk over. 425 00:21:04,233 --> 00:21:07,966 And they want their toes flossed, too. 426 00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:09,133 - [door slams] 427 00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:10,766 - Well, what are you waiting for, pussy cat? 428 00:21:10,866 --> 00:21:11,800 Chop, chop. 429 00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:14,800 - No, I can't take the abuse anymore. 430 00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:17,666 It's--it's just not worth it. 431 00:21:17,766 --> 00:21:19,200 I quit! 432 00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:21,333 - Oh, really? 433 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:26,933 - [groaning] 434 00:21:27,033 --> 00:21:29,466 - Cat, that is not very nice. 435 00:21:29,566 --> 00:21:31,533 I thought you and Winslow were friends. 436 00:21:31,633 --> 00:21:32,900 - Friends? 437 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,400 What are you, insane? 438 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,000 I hate his guts! 439 00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:37,233 - [whimpering] 440 00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:39,533 - Hey, hey, come on, I'm being chased here. 441 00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:41,300 I'm dinner. 442 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:45,633 - Listen, Dog...I have a confession to make. 443 00:21:45,733 --> 00:21:51,366 I--I--I kind of--I... 444 00:21:51,466 --> 00:21:52,533 read your diary. 445 00:21:52,633 --> 00:21:56,633 - [gasps] You broke the diary rule? 446 00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,266 - I know, I know, I know. 447 00:21:58,366 --> 00:21:59,400 And it was a bad thing to do. 448 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:01,866 But Winslow did a worse thing. 449 00:22:01,966 --> 00:22:03,333 He--he blackmailed me. 450 00:22:03,433 --> 00:22:04,866 And--and-- 451 00:22:04,966 --> 00:22:06,766 - Cat, how could you? 452 00:22:06,866 --> 00:22:07,666 - Well, I-- 453 00:22:07,766 --> 00:22:08,700 - I trusted you. 454 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,033 - [stammering] 455 00:22:10,133 --> 00:22:12,133 - You betrayed me. 456 00:22:12,233 --> 00:22:14,633 - Oh, Dog, I'm--I'm just sorry. 457 00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:19,333 Please, I--it was wrong of me to read your diary. 458 00:22:19,433 --> 00:22:22,733 Oh, I'll do anything to make it up to you. 459 00:22:22,833 --> 00:22:25,033 [crying] I'll do anything you say. 460 00:22:25,133 --> 00:22:27,566 I'm so sorry. 461 00:22:27,666 --> 00:22:31,666 [crying] Anything. 462 00:22:34,766 --> 00:22:36,866 - [panting] 463 00:22:36,966 --> 00:22:38,566 This is great, Cat. 464 00:22:38,666 --> 00:22:40,866 With you as my personal secretary, 465 00:22:40,966 --> 00:22:43,666 I can do all the stuff I love to do 466 00:22:43,766 --> 00:22:45,733 and still keep a diary. 467 00:22:45,833 --> 00:22:48,266 Okay, Cat, now I'm running to the garbage cans. 468 00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:49,866 You get that? 469 00:22:49,966 --> 00:22:50,900 You get that, Cat? 470 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,900 Now I'm going up the road. 471 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,166 This is so good. 472 00:22:55,266 --> 00:22:57,400 Look, Cat, cow pies! 473 00:22:57,500 --> 00:22:58,600 You getting that, Cat? 474 00:22:58,700 --> 00:23:00,200 - Yeah, I'm getting it all right. 475 00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:06,666 - ♪ 476 00:23:06,766 --> 00:23:08,333 ♪ One fine day with a woof and a purr ♪ 477 00:23:08,433 --> 00:23:10,233 ♪ A baby was born and it caused a little stir ♪ 478 00:23:10,333 --> 00:23:11,966 ♪ No blue bug and no three-eyed frog ♪ 479 00:23:12,066 --> 00:23:13,900 ♪ Just a feline canine little CatDog ♪ 480 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,566 ♪ CatDog 481 00:23:15,666 --> 00:23:17,666 ♪ CatDog 482 00:23:17,766 --> 00:23:21,066 ♪ Alone in the world was a little CatDog ♪ 483 00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:23,066 ♪ Out on the road or back in town ♪ 484 00:23:23,166 --> 00:23:24,866 ♪ All kind of critters putting CatDog down ♪ 485 00:23:24,966 --> 00:23:26,900 ♪ Gotta rise above it, gotta try to get along ♪ 486 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,566 ♪ Gotta walk together, gotta sing this song ♪ 487 00:23:28,666 --> 00:23:30,233 ♪ CatDog 488 00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:32,366 ♪ CatDog 489 00:23:32,466 --> 00:23:35,633 ♪ Alone in the world was a little CatDog ♪ 490 00:23:35,733 --> 00:23:37,066 ♪ CatDog, CatDog 491 00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:39,433 ♪ CatDog, CatDog 492 00:23:39,533 --> 00:23:41,700 ♪ Alone in the world was a little CatDog ♪ 493 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:44,766 ♪♪ 30775

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