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♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
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♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
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♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
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♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
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♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
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♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
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♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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Dog:
FAR OUT, ON A DISTANT PLANET
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GALAXY DOG,
THE SUPER SPACE HERO
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SEARCHES FOR SIGNS
OF EVIL ACTIVITY.
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PLEASE,
THIS IS JUST STUPID.
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CAT, IT WAS MY TURN
TO PICK THE GAME
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AND I PICKED GALAXY DOG.
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FINE.
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OKAY, YOU MEAN OLD ALIEN
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I'M TAKING YOU TO SPACE PRISON
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SO YOU BETTER
JUST GIVE UP.
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NEVER!
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( scary laugh )
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CAT?
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WHO'S CAT?
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( growls )
I'M AN ALIEN
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AND I'M GOING TO
SUCK YOUR BRAINS!
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OH!
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OKAY, I'M DONE.
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I DON'T WANT
TO PLAY ANY MORE.
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( howls )
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( laughs )
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HEY, DOG.
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( howling )WAIT, DOG!
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( groans )
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( birds twittering )
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GO AWAY, YOU EVIL, OLD ALIEN.
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PLEASE, IT'S JUST ME, DOG.
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AND I'M SICK OF THIS
IDIOTIC GAME, OKAY?
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( beeping, barking )
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AHA,
LOOK WHAT TIME IT IS.
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DOG'S TIME IS OVER,
AND CAT'S TIME HAS BEGUN.
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BUT I DON'T
WANT TO READ.
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WELL, I DO,
SO PLEASE KEEP QUIET.
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( tapping )
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DOG, ISN'T THERE SOMETHING
YOU'D LIKE TO READ?
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I KNOW!
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WHAT? HOLD IT.
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( crashing )
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( panting )
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( groans )
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MMM... I'M READING
THE EVIL ALIENS
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WHO MOVED IN ACROSS THE STREET
AND SUCKED BRAINS.
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THAT SCIENCE FICTION TRASH
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IS GOING TO ROT
WHAT LITTLE BRAIN YOU HAVE.
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( horn honking )
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT
SOME NEW NEIGHBORS.
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( horn honks )
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THAT WASN'T THERE
THIS MORNING.
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YEAH, THEY SURE BUILD THEM
FAST THESE DAYS.
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( gasps )
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( electrical crackling )
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CAT, I DON'T
WANT TO SCARE YOU
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BUT I THINK OUR NEIGHBORS
ARE ALIENS.
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AND I THINK I'M ATTACHED
TO A NINCOMPOOP.
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( whimpers )
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WHAT IF THEY CAPTURE US
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AND TAKE US TO THEIR PLANET?
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( refrigerator door slams open )
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( moans, groans )
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( teeth chattering )
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( yelling )
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( metallic banging )
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OH! OH! OH!
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( rubbery squeak )
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( screaming )
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( gasping )
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OOH... THEY'RE UGLY.
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BEYOND UGLY.
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LOOK AT THE STUPID ALIEN.
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( gasping )
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( electricity zapping )
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I DON'T WANT
TO BE PROBED!
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YOU ARE ONE
PATHETIC DOG.
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NO ONE IS
GETTING PROBED.
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( odd clattering )
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OH!... OH!
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( machine thumping
and banging... )
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OOH...
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IT'S THE BRAIN-SUCKING MACHINE.
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OH, STOP READING THIS JUNK.
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HEY, WHAT'S WITH
THE NOISY NEIGHBORS?
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WINSLOW,
THEY'RE REAL, LIVE ALIENS.
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THEY'RE REAL, LIVE
PAINS IN THE REAR END.
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I'M GOING TO GO OVER
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AND GIVE THEM
A PIECE OF MY MIND.
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NO! THAT IS EXACTLY
WHAT THEY WANT.
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OH, LET HIM GO.
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IF WE'RE LUCKY,
THEY'LL EAT HIM.
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( banging continues... )
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( horrific screaming )
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THEY TURNED WINSLOW BLUE.
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HE'S ALWAYS BLUE.
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( laughs )
I SET THOSE NEIGHBORS STRAIGHT.
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THEY SUCKED OUT
HIS BRAIN.
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HE PROBABLY FORGOT
TO PUT HIS CONTACTS IN.
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GEE WHILLIKERS!
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SEE?
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WINSLOW NEVER, EVER SAID,
"GEE WHILLIKERS" BEFORE.
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IT'S NO COINCIDENCE.
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HE'S A SPACE ZOMBIE.
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( sputtering )
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GET ME THE NEARBURG POLICE.
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( snoring while man
screams in background )
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( rings )
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NEARBURG POLICE,
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
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WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
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HELP, ALIENS MOVED IN
ACROSS THE STREET!
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ALIENS?
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OOH, YOU GOT
SOME PROOF?
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PROOF? I GOT PROOF.
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THEY HAVE THE GREEN,
ULTRA-DEADLY LASER BEAM
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THEY SUCK OUT
YOUR BRAINS
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AND WINSLOW SAID,
"GEE WHILLIKERS."
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COULD YOU GET HERE?
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YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
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STOP READING COMIC BOOKS.
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( sighs )
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NO ONE BELIEVES ME.
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GO FIG.
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( bell rings )
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Cat:
OH!
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YII!
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THEY'RE COMING TO GET US!
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WHATEVER YOU DO,
DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR.OH, JUST...
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DON'T OPEN THE DOOR,
DON'T OPEN THE DOOR.
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DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR.
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Cat:
HELLO?
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HELLO, NEIGHBORS.
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MAY WE BORROW
A CUP OF SUGAR?
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( chuckles )
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YOUR ALIENS WANT TO
BORROW A CUP OF SUGAR.
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THAT'S HOW
THEY LIVE.
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, LADIES.
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WE'RE BAKING COOKIES.
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YOU MUST HAVE SOME.
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THANK YOU, HON.
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COME VISIT US.
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU HAVE
TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?
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WHOO-HOO!
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THEY'RE ALIENS
WEARING OLD LADY DISGUISES.
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I GIVE UP.
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I'M GOING TO BED.
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I HOPE I DON'T HAVE
A BAD DREAM ABOUT ALIENS.
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( sighs )
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I HAVE A VERY STRONG
FEELING YOU WILL.
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( snoring softly )
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( fan creaks )
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( whimpers )
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( gulps )
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( screaming )
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SACRE BLEU!
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MAMMA MIA!
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OH, DASH IT ALL.
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( aliens laughing )
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Alien:
THE WORLD IS OURS!
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( Dog screaming )
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( gasps )
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DOG, WHAT ARE YOU...
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Dog:
LET ME GO!
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Cat:
WILL YOU STOP IT?
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( shrieks )
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( grunts )
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( wheezing )
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THE EVIL SPACE GRANNIES
ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD.
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OKAY.
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THAT'S IT!
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I'M GOING TO MARCH YOU
RIGHT OVER THERE
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AND SHOW YOU THAT
THOSE GRANNIES
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ARE JUST GRANNIES.
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NO! DON'T TAKE ME
TO THE GRANNIES!
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OF ALL THE CRAZY, STUPID IDEAS.
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CAT:
I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU
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THOSE COMIC BOOKS
ARE NOT REAL.
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WILL YOU JUST...
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( Cat sputters )
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YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE
ME SEE THE GRANNIES.
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I DON'T WANT TO BE
A SPACE ZOMBIE.
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WHOA!
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OH!
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HELLO, KITTY-DOGGIE.
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COME IN.
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( sputtering )
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I WOULDN'T
LOVE TO.
WE'D LOVE TO.
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I DON'T WANT TO GO.
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WE'RE COMING IN... NOW.
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( sobbing )
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SHH.
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UM...
( laughs )
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SORRY TO BOTHER YOU
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BUT, UM, WOULD
YOU PLEASE
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TELL MY CANINE
FRIEND THAT...
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THE DEATH RAY!
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( water bubbling )
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NICE AQUARIUM!
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MM-HMM.
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( odd banging and thumping )
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THE BRAIN-SUCKING MACHINERY!
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LET ME TURN OFF
THAT OLD WASHING MACHINE.
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IT'S SO NOISY-POISY.
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AND I'LL GET US
SOME DRINKS.
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WELL?
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DOES SOMEONE HAVE
SOMETHING TO SAY?
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UM... WELL...
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MAYBE THEY'RE NOT SPACE ALIENS
WHO WANT TO SUCK OUR BRAINS
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AND KIDNAP US AND PROBE US
WITH PROBEY-TYPE THINGS.
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WHO WANTS A COOKIE?
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I DON'T EVER WANT TO HEAR
ANOTHER WORD FROM YOU
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ABOUT ALIENS EVER!
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PROMISE?
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OKAY, I PROMISE.
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( snoring )
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Male alien:
RETRIEVE THE MASTER PLANS.
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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED,
COMMANDERS.
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EXCELLENT.
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COMMENCE THE INVASION
OF EARTH.
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( screaming )
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HELP.
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WHAT?
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THE HOUSE AND THE COOKIES
AND THE GRANNIES AND THE...
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NEVER MIND.
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Next up
on Really Incredible People
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Rancid Rabbit interviews
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a really incredible person.
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( tires squealing )
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( applause )
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OH, MY GOSH.
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IT'S THE INGRID TWINS.
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HEY, GET OUT OF THE ROAD,
'CAUSE HERE I COME.
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WHOO! VROOM, VROOM,
VROOM, VROOM!
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DRIVE, DRIVE, DRIVE, DRIVE...
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DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG!
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DO YOU MIND?
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I'M TRYING TO GET A DATE
WITH THE TWINS.
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NOW, IF YOU PLAY IT COOL,
I'LL INVITE YOU ALONG, TOO.
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OKAY.
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( squeaky honking )
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Rancid:
Welcome to Really Incredible
People.
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In today's installment
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we interview Brock Lang,
airplane pilot extraordinaire.
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( suavely ):
SO, MY TWO INGRIDS
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WOULD YOU LOVELY LADIES
LIKE TO JOIN ME
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FOR A NIGHT
ON THE TOWN?
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Dog:
OH, YEAH.
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( squeaky honking )
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VROOM, VROOM, VROOM.
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SHIFT, SHIFT, SHIFT!
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( laughs nervously )
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SORRY, CATSIE.
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00:13:25,966 --> 00:13:29,033
WE'RE GOING OUT
WITH BROCK LANG.
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00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:30,700
JA, HE'S ON TV.
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00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,833
BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR.
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00:13:32,933 --> 00:13:37,266
YOU TWO ALWAYS GO OUT
WITH THE GUYS ON TV.
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NO, MOVIES TOO.
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BYE-BYE.
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If you know someone really
incredible like Brock
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give us a call.
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THAT'S IT!
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CAT...
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OH, NO.
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( grunting )
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YEAH, YEAH,
I GOT SOMEONE REALLY INCREDIBLE
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YOU SHOULD INTERVIEW-- ME!
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( yelling )
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00:14:00,066 --> 00:14:02,633
HMM... NO, THANKS.
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00:14:02,733 --> 00:14:04,233
NO, WAIT, DON'T HANG UP.
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I HAVE MANY UNIQUE TALENTS.
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I'M, I'M, I'M ATHLETIC
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AND I CAN JUGGLE.
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00:14:08,933 --> 00:14:11,666
AND, AND I'M ALSO ATTACHED
TO A DOG.
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00:14:11,766 --> 00:14:13,966
A two-headed creature. Nice.
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We'll do the interview tomorrow.
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DOG, WE'RE GOING TO BE ON TV!
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
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YEAH, TELE-VISION.
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00:14:28,766 --> 00:14:31,333
NOW, DOG,
GET A GOOD NIGHT'S REST.
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TOMORROW WE'LL BE SEEN
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00:14:33,233 --> 00:14:35,933
BY MILLIONS AND BILLIONS
OF PEOPLE.
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AND ALL THEIR EYES
WILL BE ON YOU.
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WOW.(snoring)
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MILLIONS AND BILLIONS.
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THAT SOUNDS
LIKE A LOT OF EYES.
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MILLIONS AND BILLIONS, HUH?
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( whistles )
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ALL STARING AT ME.
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MILLIONS AND BILLIONS.
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00:15:05,466 --> 00:15:07,133
MILLIONS AND BILLIONS?
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00:15:08,133 --> 00:15:11,133
MILLIONS AND BILLIONS.
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00:15:13,066 --> 00:15:14,533
MANY, MANY, MANY EYES.
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I'M FREAKING MYSELF OUT.
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( whimpering softly )
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( snoring... )
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( birds chirping )
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( car door closes )
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AH. WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEAD.
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FAME IS A-KNOCKING AT THE DOOR.
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( knocking continues )
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DOG?(snoring)
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DOG!
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( dog barking, cat meowing )
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HMM...
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THIS BETTER BE GOOD.
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DOG, WAKE UP.
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WAKE UP, I TELL YOU.
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WAKE UP, BOY.
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UM, COMING.
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COME ON, DOG!
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( horn blaring )
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THEY EXPECT TO INTERVIEW
BOTH OF US
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AND I TOLD THE INGRIDS
I'D BE ON TV TONIGHT!
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( yelps )
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OH, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
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THIS SORT OF THING MUST HAPPEN
ALL THE TIME.
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I'M SURE I CAN DO THE INTERVIEW
WITHOUT DOG, NO PROBLEM.
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( yells )
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BOTH OF THESE GUYS
BETTER BE PERKY.
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IF IT DON'T PERK,
IT WON'T WORK.
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( snoring, groaning... )
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OKAY, GOOD.
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THIS IS GOING TO WORK.
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UM, COME IN.
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COME IN AND, AND WELCOME
TO OUR HUMBLE ABODE.
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HUMBLE IS RIGHT.
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YOU MUST BE CAT,
AND YOU MUST BE DOG.
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WELL, DOG'S A LITTLE SHY.
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BUT DON'T WORRY
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00:17:24,233 --> 00:17:26,599
'CAUSE I CAN DO MOST
OF THE TALKING.
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HMM, SHY
DOESN'T WORK ON TV.
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( clears throat )
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( imitating Dog ):
UH, DON'T MIND CAT.
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HE'S SUCH A KIDDER.
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00:17:37,433 --> 00:17:39,033
( imitates Dog's laugh )
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I'M NOT SHY.
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LET'S MAKE TV MAGIC.
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SO, WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING
A CONJOINED TWIN?
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A "CATDOG"?
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DOG, YOU FIRST.
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00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:56,566
WELL, UH...
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00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,633
( clears throat )
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00:17:58,733 --> 00:18:00,466
HMM...
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00:18:00,566 --> 00:18:03,066
FUNNY THAT YOU SHOULD ASK.
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00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:06,933
LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT,
WITH MY BRAIN.
359
00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:12,800
I THINK MUCH BETTER
IN THIS POSITION.
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00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,966
OH, EXCUSE US, EXCUSE US.
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00:18:17,066 --> 00:18:21,000
YOU KNOW, OUR STOMACH HAS BEEN
ACTING UP A BIT LATELY.
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00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,200
RIGHT, DOG?
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00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:23,900
YOU SHARE A STOMACH.
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00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,933
FASCINATING.
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00:18:25,033 --> 00:18:26,433
WHAT'S THAT LIKE?
366
00:18:26,533 --> 00:18:29,466
MILLIONS, BILLIONS
OF PEOPLE.
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00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:32,866
BILLIONS OF PEOPLE
HAVE ASKED US
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00:18:32,966 --> 00:18:34,966
THAT SAME QUESTION.
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00:18:35,066 --> 00:18:39,966
Rancid:
I GUESS YOU MUST BE
PRETTY POPULAR, HUH?
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00:18:40,066 --> 00:18:43,266
OH, YES, ESPECIALLY
WITH THE GIRLS.
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00:18:43,366 --> 00:18:45,833
CAT HERE IS A BABE MAGNET.
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00:18:45,933 --> 00:18:47,166
WHAT ARE YOU NUTS?
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WOMEN FIND HIM REPULSIVE.
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GET LOST, RAT FACE.
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00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:53,266
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BEING
INTERVIEWED FOR TV?
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00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,300
PSST, HEY, DOG.
377
00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,966
ARE YOU GOING TO LET
YOUR LESSER HALF
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00:19:01,066 --> 00:19:02,533
STEAL ALL
THE SPOTLIGHT?
379
00:19:04,666 --> 00:19:05,566
SAY, I GET IT.
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00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:06,666
( laughs )
381
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CAT, ON THE PHONE
382
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:11,166
YOU WERE TELLING ME
HOW ATHLETIC YOU ARE.
383
00:19:11,266 --> 00:19:14,700
WELL, I DON'T WANT...
NOT ON...
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00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:18,933
BET YOU NEVER SEEN A TWO-HEADED
CREEP PLAY CATCH WITH ITSELF.
385
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:21,066
WHY, NO, I HAVEN'T;
LET'S SEE IT.
386
00:19:24,733 --> 00:19:26,800
IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM?
387
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:28,400
HE DIDN'T CATCH IT.
388
00:19:31,766 --> 00:19:33,966
OH, WELL, ACTUALLY...
389
00:19:34,066 --> 00:19:36,766
THIS IS
HOW WE PLAY CATCH.
390
00:19:36,866 --> 00:19:39,966
OH, THAT'S A GOOD THROW, DOG.
391
00:19:40,066 --> 00:19:41,366
THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.
392
00:19:41,466 --> 00:19:42,600
WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?
393
00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:46,000
THEY WON A BRONZE
AT THE UNICYCLE OLYMPICS.
394
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:47,066
WAIT!
395
00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:48,866
NEVER IN
A MILLION YEARS...
396
00:19:48,966 --> 00:19:50,066
ON THE OTHER HAND
397
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:52,033
THE INGRIDS
WILL BE WATCHING.
398
00:19:52,133 --> 00:19:53,566
MAKE SURE YOU FILM
399
00:19:53,666 --> 00:19:56,533
MY GOOD SIDE
FOR THE LOVELY LADIES.
400
00:19:56,633 --> 00:19:58,000
( yelling )
401
00:19:58,100 --> 00:20:00,033
WHAT ARE YOU...?
402
00:20:12,066 --> 00:20:13,166
FABULOUS.
403
00:20:13,266 --> 00:20:16,433
NOW, THIS IS WHAT
I CALL PERKY TELEVISION.
404
00:20:16,533 --> 00:20:18,233
( yelling... )
405
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:20,533
( crashes )
406
00:20:20,633 --> 00:20:22,666
( Cat screaming )
407
00:20:22,766 --> 00:20:25,033
I CAN'T FIND THE BRAKE ON THIS!
408
00:20:25,133 --> 00:20:26,600
YOW!
409
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,566
NOT MY GOOD SIDE.
410
00:20:31,666 --> 00:20:33,233
WHOO-HOO!
411
00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:38,433
NOTHING IS WORTH
ALL THIS TORTURE.
412
00:20:38,533 --> 00:20:39,966
NOT EVEN TV.
413
00:20:40,066 --> 00:20:41,966
( snoring )
414
00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:48,400
HEY, MR. RANCID, I'VE GOT
A CONFESSION TO MAKE...
415
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,933
SEE YOU ON TV, CAT.
416
00:20:51,033 --> 00:20:54,666
AND THEN MAYBE WE'LL GO OUT.
417
00:20:54,766 --> 00:20:56,433
WHAT DID YOU WANT TO SAY?
418
00:20:56,533 --> 00:20:59,133
TV?
419
00:20:59,233 --> 00:21:03,366
OH, TV IS OUR GREATEST
NATIONAL PASTIME.
420
00:21:03,466 --> 00:21:05,500
WELL SAID.
421
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,833
DID CAT TELL YOU
422
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:10,500
HOW HE AND DOG ARE CHAMPION
SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMERS?
423
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,833
WHAT?! I'M A CAT.
424
00:21:11,933 --> 00:21:13,300
CATS DON'T SWIM.
425
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:14,900
WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.
426
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,300
WE GOT TO SEE THAT.
427
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,666
( Cat meowing )
428
00:21:19,766 --> 00:21:22,033
( bubbling )
429
00:21:22,133 --> 00:21:24,400
OKAY, THAT'S A WRAP.
430
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,833
LET'S PUT THIS BABY TO BED.
431
00:21:26,933 --> 00:21:28,966
NOW THAT WAS TV MAGIC.
432
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,933
( yawning )
433
00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:41,000
HEY, WAKE UP, CAT.
434
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:43,633
DON'T WE HAVE
AN INTERVIEW TO DO?
435
00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:47,366
( crickets chirping )
436
00:21:47,466 --> 00:21:50,800
( music playing )
437
00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:53,233
CAT, DID WE MISS
YOUR BIG TV DEBUT?
438
00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:54,500
NOT YET.
439
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:58,000
IN A FEW MINUTES
I'LL BE WORLD-FAMOUS
440
00:21:58,100 --> 00:22:02,166
NO THANKS TO A CERTAIN
LITTLE BLUE RAT BOY.
441
00:22:02,266 --> 00:22:05,400
SO, LADIES...
( chuckling smugly )
442
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:09,133
WHERE SHOULD WE GO
ON OUR DATE TONIGHT?
443
00:22:09,233 --> 00:22:11,200
HUSH, IT'S STARTING.
444
00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:17,100
Welcome to Really Incredible
People.
445
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:20,666
Tonight, we interview
a suave, debonair, young lad
446
00:22:20,766 --> 00:22:22,966
with a relaxed, laid-back style
447
00:22:23,066 --> 00:22:25,300
all his own... Dog.
448
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:26,633
( gasps )
449
00:22:26,733 --> 00:22:29,400
What makes this canine
so special is
450
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:32,700
that he's had to overcome
the horrible affliction
451
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:35,800
of having a cat for a tail.
452
00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:39,300
( cackling maliciously )
453
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,100
BIG TV STAR.
454
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:45,733
OOH, DOGGIE, YOU WERE
SO HANDSOME ON TV.
455
00:22:45,833 --> 00:22:47,900
WE GO OUT NOW, JA?
456
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,800
( groaning )
457
00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:52,733
YEAH, PEOPLE SENSE
IF YOU'RE TRYING TOO HARD.
458
00:22:52,833 --> 00:22:55,066
YOU KNOW, I JUST LAY BACK,
LAY BACK.
459
00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:57,133
LET THE CHARISMA DO THE WORK.
460
00:23:02,533 --> 00:23:05,500
♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
461
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:07,033
♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
462
00:23:07,133 --> 00:23:08,566
♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
463
00:23:08,666 --> 00:23:10,133
♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE
464
00:23:10,233 --> 00:23:11,133
♪ LITTLE CATDOG
465
00:23:11,233 --> 00:23:14,700
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
466
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:17,766
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
467
00:23:17,866 --> 00:23:19,333
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
468
00:23:19,433 --> 00:23:21,600
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
469
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:23,933
♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
470
00:23:24,033 --> 00:23:25,433
♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
471
00:23:25,533 --> 00:23:28,533
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
472
00:23:28,633 --> 00:23:30,100
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG... ♪
473
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,033
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
474
00:23:33,133 --> 00:23:36,166
and NICKELODEON ]
475
00:23:36,266 --> 00:23:39,233
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
476
00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:41,800
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WGBH Educational Foundation]
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