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♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
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♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
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♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
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♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
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♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
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♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
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♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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( chirping )
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( humming... )
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( sniffing )
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AH, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL
DAY, MY FRIEND.
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PERFECT FOR A...
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( honking )(gulps)
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( squealing )
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( yelps )
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( squealing )
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MEAT TRUCK!
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Cat:
NO, DOG.
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NO... WHOA... NO!
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OW!
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OW!
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( loud slurping )
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( laughing... )
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OH!
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WHOA!
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OOH!
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Fed up with your lower half?
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YOU SAID IT, BROTHER.
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Tired of your tush?
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Ready to cut loose
with a new caboose?
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Then get your rear in gear and
shake it down to Better Bottoms.
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Better Bottoms changed my life.
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Let it change yours.
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And I'm not just the owner,
I'm also a client.
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♪ Better Bottoms,
we have got 'em ♪
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♪ Don't be a chump,
dump your rump, yeah! ♪
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BOY, THAT'S SILLY.
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WHO'D WANT TO PAY MONEY
FOR A NEW, UH...
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A NEW BUTT!
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A NEW LIFE.
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WHY, I'D BE
A NORMAL CAT.
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AND YOU'D BE A NORMAL DOG.
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BUT...
TRUST ME, YOU'D LOVE
BEING A NORMAL DOG.
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BUT I LIKE
BEING A CATDOG.
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OH, COME ON,
IT WON'T HURT TO LOOK.
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BUT...
EXACTLY.
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OH!
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( panting )
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REMEMBER, NO BUYING,
JUST LOOKING.
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WELCOME.
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A NEW KEISTER
FOR THE MEISTER?
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AH, YOU'RE HERE
FOR TODAY'S SPECIAL:
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TWO BUNS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.
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LET ME SHOW YOU
OUR SUPERIOR POSTERIOR.
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PICK ANY BOTTOM YOU LIKE.
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AND THERE'S MORE
IN THE... REAR.
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BUT, OF COURSE, FELINE FANNIES
ARE OUR FORTE.
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( beeps )
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THE ROMAN.
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THE LOW RIDER.
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THE FIRMINATOR.
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AND FOR THOSE WHO WALK
ON THE WILD SIDE...
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FAT AND SASSY.
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AH!
( dog sputters )
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WH-WHY, THEY'RE ALL WONDERFUL.
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I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE TO BUY.
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WE'RE NOT BUYING.
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WE'RE LEAVING.
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THANKS, BYE.
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OH... BOY.
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THAT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BOTTOM
I'VE EVER SEEN.
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Cary Grant type voice:
WHY, THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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HELLO THERE, NAME'S RANDOLPH.
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CHARMED, I'M SURE.
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I'M IN FOR MY 14th TRANSPLANT.
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RANCID RABBIT
DOES MARVELOUS WORK.
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CAN I GET ONE LIKE HIS?
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WHY, YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
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HE'S TRADING IT IN.
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ONLY 200 MILES ON IT.
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SOLD!
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( yells )
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CAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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MY MIND IS MADE UP.
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I'M GOING TO DO IT.
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NO IF'S, AND'S OR...
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BUT...
I WANT THIS MORE
THAN LIFE ITSELF.
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I HAVE TO...
NO, NO, NO--
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WE HAVE TO DO THIS.
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WE'LL BOTH BE HAPPIER.
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BUT, IS THIS WHAT
YOU REALLY WANT?
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YES!
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LOOK, DO IT
FOR ME, DOG.
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PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE?
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UM... I... I... OH...
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( groans, giggles )
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AH! HA-HA!
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OKAY, LET ME SHOW YOU
OUR DOGGY DERRIERES.
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UH, NO THANKS,
I'LL TAKE THAT.
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HMM, YES.
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HUH?
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YOU CAN'T PICK
HIS BOTTOM.
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I PICKED HIS BOTTOM.
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I DON'T WANT HIS BOTTOM.
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I WANT HIS HEAD.
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IT REMINDS ME...
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...OF AN OLD FRIEND.
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BUT... THAT'S CRAZY.
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I'LL SAY IT'S CRAZY.
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IT'S CRAZY AND IT'S WILD
AND I LOVE IT!
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TWO HEADS.
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SOUNDS TERRIBLY
EXCITING.
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I'LL TRY
ANYTHING ONCE.
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WE'LL DO IT
TOMORROW MORNING.
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LET'S CELEBRATE.
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A NIGHT ON THE TOWN
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GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER,
MY TREAT.
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TERRIFIC!
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( revving engine )
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CAT, YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT.
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I'VE HAD WONDERFUL
TIMES WITH THAT BOTTOM.
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OH, I CAN ONLY IMAGINE.
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I CAN'T WAIT.
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SO, DOGGY, DOGGY,
WHAT ARE YOU UP FOR?
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OUTDOOR ADVENTURES?
CARDS AT THE CLUB?
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DINNER
AT THE BROWN DERBY?
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HMM, I DON'T CARE.
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( making farting sound
with armpit )
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( laughing )
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( joining in... )
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( bass pumping )
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( cheering )
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( dance music playing... )
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( sound of brakes squealing )
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YODELAY-HEE-HOO.
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( grunts, panting )
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( crickets chirping )
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( brakes squeal )
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THANKS, RANDY.
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THAT WAS CRAZY AND WILD
AND I LOVED IT.
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SEE YOU TOMORROW, OLD MAN.
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( honks horn )
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LOOKS LIKE YOU TWO ARE GOING
TO BE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER.
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AND YOU'LL BE HAPPY
WITH YOUR NEW BUTT.
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GUESS THIS WILL BE OUR LAST
NIGHT AS A CATDOG.
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( laughing )
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( laughs )
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( both laughing )
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SHALL WE SLICE?
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( glove snaps )
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( panting )
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UM, YOU KNOW, DOG
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YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DO THIS.
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DON'T WORRY, CAT,
I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.
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DOG, AFTER WE FINISH,
WE'LL TAKE MY PRIVATE JET
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TO THE FRENCH RIVIERA
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FOR SOME WATER SKIING
WITH THE PRINCE.
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( metal door closes )
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( whirring )
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( gasps )
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WILL IT HURT, RANDY?
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AFTER THE FIRST 20 MINUTES,
YOU DON'T FEEL A THING.
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( both laughing )
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IT WAS NICE BEING CONNECTED
TO YOU, CAT.
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( maniacal laughter )
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DOG, ARE YOU ABSOTIVELY,
POSULUTELY SURE
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YOU WANT TO DO THIS?
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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS SAY "STOP."
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I WOULDN'T MIND.
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NO, I KNOW HOW MUCH
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YOU WANT TO BE A NORMAL
KITTY CAT... CAT.
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OF COURSE, I DO...
WHY WOULDN'T I?
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BUT YOU COULD
STILL SAY "STOP"
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IF YOU WANTED TO.
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WHY WOULD I SAY THAT?
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THIS IS FOR...
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( gasps )
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JUST SAY IT.
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IT.
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NO, NO...
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S-T-O-P.
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S-T-O...
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STOP!
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( grunting )
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WHAT'S WRONG?
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I'M WRONG.
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I'M AN IDIOT.
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I'M A FOOL, DOG.
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LISTEN, IF I ONLY
HAVE NINE LIVES
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LET ME LIVE THEM
AS A CATDOG.
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CATDOG NOW, CATDOG TOMORROW,
CATDOG FOREVER!
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CATDOG FOREVER!
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COME HERE, YOU.
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OOH, I LOVE THIS GUY.
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( blade slicing )
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OOH, THAT STINGS...
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( blade slices )
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...AND I LOVE IT!
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BUT SERIOUSLY, THAT WAS
MY WORST IDEA EVER.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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REMEMBER THE TIME
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YOU DONATED OUR SPLEEN
TO SCIENCE?
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PLEASE DON'T
BRING THAT UP.
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HEY, FELLAS, I TOOK RANCID
RABBIT UP
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ON HIS TWO-FOR-ONE SPECIAL.
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THEY'RE CRAZY,
THEY'RE WILD
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AND I LOVE THEM.
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WELL, ME AND MY BETTER HALVES
ARE OFF TO THE RIVIERA.
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CIAO, CATDOG.
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( tires squealing )
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TOO BAD YOU'RE MISSING OUT
ON THE RIVIERA.
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THAT'S OKAY.
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I'D RATHER BE RIGHT
HERE WITH YOU, CAT.
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( mooing )
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'CAUSE HERE COMES A MEAT TRUCK!
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Cat:
NO, WAIT.
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Dog:
MEAT TRUCK, MEAT TRUCK!
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( barking )
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( birds singing )
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YOW!
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OW, OOH, WOHOO!
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BONE, BONE, BONE, BONE...!
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YEAH, YEAH, UH-HUH, YEAH.
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( panting furiously )
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BONE!
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( hatch creaks )
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MM-MMM!
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AGED TO PERFECTION.
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( slurps )
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( grunting )
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WANT TO TRY?
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( laughs derisively )
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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( growls )
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CHECK OUT
THE CHOICE DOGGY BONE.
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( growls, whimpers )
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GIVE IT BACK, YOU BONE-NAPER!
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( growling )
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( crunch )
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( laughing )
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LOSERS, UH, KEEPERS.
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( slurps )
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TASTY!
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IT'S OUR BONE
NOW, CUTIE.
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( growling )
256
00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:21,233
NOW, EASY, DOG
257
00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:22,633
IT'S JUST
A ROTTEN BONE.
258
00:13:22,633 --> 00:13:24,800
THERE'S NO REASON
TO GET US BEAT UP.
259
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,366
YEAH, DOGGIE, BETTER
LISTEN TO YOUR BUTT.
260
00:13:30,233 --> 00:13:31,833
( Cat yelping )
261
00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:33,800
( yelling ferociously )
262
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:36,500
HEY, FOLLOW THAT BONE!
263
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:40,300
( door slams )
264
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:43,300
Shriek:
COME OUTSIDE,
YOU SCAREDY CATDOG!
265
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,566
Cliff:
YEAH, MAKE
WITH THE BONE.
266
00:13:45,566 --> 00:13:48,033
PLEASE, DOG,
JUST GIVE IT TO THEM.
267
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:50,200
NO WAY, CAT.
268
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:51,433
I AM NOT GIVING UP
269
00:13:51,433 --> 00:13:53,466
THIS PERFECTLY
BROKEN-IN BONE.
270
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:56,900
Cliff:
YOUSE TWO IS CRUISING
FOR A DOUBLE BRUISING!
271
00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:59,566
UH, WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE!
272
00:13:59,566 --> 00:14:02,466
( Dog yelping )
273
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:04,966
ONE DOG BONE, COMING UP.
274
00:14:04,966 --> 00:14:06,066
OOF!
275
00:14:06,066 --> 00:14:07,433
Dog:
NEVER!
276
00:14:07,433 --> 00:14:08,966
( stretching )
277
00:14:08,966 --> 00:14:10,700
( laughing nervously )
278
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:12,700
( punches landing )
279
00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:16,300
( screaming,
screeching )
280
00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:18,300
( whimpering )
281
00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:21,166
GIVE UP THE BONE, DOG.
282
00:14:21,166 --> 00:14:24,100
THEY'RE NOT GOING TO LEAVE
UNTIL THEY GET IT!
283
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:27,466
OH, YEAH? WELL, THEY'RE
GOING TO GET IT, ALL RIGHT!
284
00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:36,733
All:
EW!
285
00:14:36,733 --> 00:14:39,233
( squeals )
286
00:14:39,233 --> 00:14:40,566
( spitting )
287
00:14:40,566 --> 00:14:42,066
KITTY LITTER!
288
00:14:42,066 --> 00:14:44,533
EW, IT'S THE CHUNKY KIND.
289
00:14:44,533 --> 00:14:45,566
AW, GROSS!
290
00:14:45,566 --> 00:14:48,400
GET IT OFF OF ME!
291
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:51,366
AH. THEY WON'T BE
COMING BACK.
292
00:14:51,366 --> 00:14:53,100
Cliff:
HEY, WE'LL BE BACK.
293
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,766
FOR THAT BONE!
294
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,066
( angry grunt )
295
00:15:02,033 --> 00:15:04,033
( growling )
296
00:15:05,366 --> 00:15:07,733
RELEASE THE BONE
297
00:15:07,733 --> 00:15:10,166
AND NO ONE WILL BE HARMED.
298
00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:12,566
OH, COME ON,
DO IT, DOG--
DO IT FOR ME!
299
00:15:12,566 --> 00:15:15,066
BUT, CAT,
IF WE GIVE THEM THAT BONE
300
00:15:15,066 --> 00:15:19,300
THEN WHAT'S STOPPING THEM
FROM TAKING YOUR SCRATCHING POST
301
00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:20,633
OR BIG YARN BALL?
302
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,000
( laughs )
303
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,500
YOU ALMOST HAD ME THERE
FOR A SECOND.
304
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:28,066
THEY WOULDN'T
WANT ANY OF MY STUFF.
305
00:15:28,066 --> 00:15:29,766
HEY, UH, CLIFF
306
00:15:29,766 --> 00:15:32,500
AFTER WE GET THAT BONE
307
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:35,033
THEN, UH, LET'S TAKE
THE SCRATCHING POST
308
00:15:35,033 --> 00:15:38,166
AND, AND, UH, SEE IF THEY
GOT SOMETHING LIKE A...
309
00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:39,600
A BIG YARN BALL, UH...
310
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:42,266
NO GREASERS WILL
SET A PAW
311
00:15:42,266 --> 00:15:44,566
IN THIS HOUSE.
312
00:15:44,566 --> 00:15:46,766
LUBE, WHEN YOU
GET INSIDE
313
00:15:46,766 --> 00:15:48,866
OPEN THE FRONT DOOR
FOR US.
314
00:15:48,866 --> 00:15:50,266
UH, UH, EH, AH...
315
00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:53,266
GET INSIDE, EH, UH, EH...
316
00:15:53,266 --> 00:15:55,266
HOW DO YOU SPELL "LUBE"?
317
00:15:55,266 --> 00:15:56,400
F-I-R-E.
318
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,566
FIRE!
319
00:16:00,033 --> 00:16:03,633
( Lube yelling... )
320
00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:06,266
( yelling fading )
321
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,433
( crashes, yelps )
322
00:16:08,433 --> 00:16:11,100
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT
TO TRY PLAN "B."
323
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,433
( sniffs deeply )
324
00:16:24,366 --> 00:16:26,900
BIG STEAK AT THE DOOR!
325
00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:28,500
NO, NO, DOG, IT'S A TRAP.
326
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:29,500
HEY, BIG STEAK.
327
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,533
YOW! OW!
328
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,566
( Cat yelling )
329
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,600
THEY'RE TAKING THE BAIT.
330
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:47,133
ATTACK!
331
00:16:47,133 --> 00:16:49,200
( both grunting )
332
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,233
CLIFF, YOU BONEHEAD
333
00:16:51,233 --> 00:16:54,566
YOU FORGOT TO PUT
THE HANDLE ON THE DOOR!
334
00:16:56,733 --> 00:16:59,966
OOH, STUPID, STUPID!
335
00:16:59,966 --> 00:17:01,033
( sizzling )
336
00:17:01,033 --> 00:17:02,133
( sniffing )
337
00:17:02,133 --> 00:17:04,800
HEY, UH, HEY,
WHAT'S COOKING?
338
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,533
( sniffs )
339
00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:13,433
( screaming )
340
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:15,433
( all yelling ):
FIRE!
341
00:17:15,433 --> 00:17:18,000
( screaming, yelping )
342
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,233
Lube:
AHH! GET OUT! GET OUT!
343
00:17:26,233 --> 00:17:27,233
HEY!
344
00:17:27,233 --> 00:17:31,400
( all grunting )
345
00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:35,966
DON'T WORRY.
346
00:17:35,966 --> 00:17:37,633
THAT BONE WILL BE OURS
347
00:17:37,633 --> 00:17:39,433
OR MY NAME AIN'T CLIFF.
348
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,700
SO WHAT SHOULD
WE CALL YOU?
349
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:53,400
( air raid siren blaring )
350
00:17:57,900 --> 00:17:59,233
ALL RIGHT...
351
00:17:59,233 --> 00:18:02,066
THE ENEMY HAS
THE PERIMETER SURROUNDED.
352
00:18:02,066 --> 00:18:05,133
ALL LINES OF COMMUNICATION
HAVE BEEN CUT OFF.
353
00:18:05,133 --> 00:18:06,533
SUPPLIES ARE LOW.
354
00:18:06,533 --> 00:18:08,533
MILITARILY SPEAKING
355
00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:11,033
CATDOG IS DEAD MEAT.
356
00:18:11,033 --> 00:18:13,066
( chomps )
357
00:18:13,066 --> 00:18:14,933
WINSLOW'S RIGHT.
358
00:18:14,933 --> 00:18:17,100
WE MUST SEND FOR
REINFORCEMENTS.
359
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:19,966
WELL?
ANY VOLUNTEERS?
360
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,166
HEY, COME ON, GUYS.
361
00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:22,166
HEY, HEY
362
00:18:22,166 --> 00:18:23,566
LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS.
363
00:18:23,566 --> 00:18:24,566
I'M-I'M NEUTRAL
364
00:18:24,566 --> 00:18:26,033
LIKE SWITZERLAND, HUH?
365
00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:27,566
GOOD LUCK, SOLDIER.
366
00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:28,566
OH!
367
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,133
NO, YOU CAN'T DO...
368
00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:33,300
( screaming )
369
00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:35,300
YOU LOUSY CAT!
370
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,633
THAT'S IT!
371
00:18:37,633 --> 00:18:40,233
WE'RE AS GOOD AS SAVED.
372
00:18:41,266 --> 00:18:42,933
Cat:
YES!
373
00:18:42,933 --> 00:18:43,933
( chuckles )
374
00:18:43,933 --> 00:18:45,766
SHOULDN'T BE MUCH LONGER.
375
00:18:45,766 --> 00:18:47,100
( chuckles )
376
00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:48,433
YEAH.
377
00:18:48,433 --> 00:18:50,433
OH, ANY...
378
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,733
ANY DAY NOW.
379
00:18:52,733 --> 00:18:54,733
( playing harmonica... )
380
00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:00,900
( dog barks, cat meows,
doorbell rings )
381
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:02,833
THE REINFORCEMENTS
HAVE ARRIVED!
382
00:19:02,833 --> 00:19:07,233
( crashing )
383
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:08,533
UH...
384
00:19:08,533 --> 00:19:10,033
OOF!(growls)
385
00:19:10,033 --> 00:19:13,000
( yelping... )
386
00:19:17,733 --> 00:19:19,000
AHH!
387
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:19,900
YAAH!
388
00:19:21,866 --> 00:19:24,366
( crashing )
389
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,533
COME IN, WINSLOW, OVER.
390
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:30,200
THEY'VE TAKEN THE LIVING ROOM
OVER, OVER.
391
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,600
WE CAN'T HOLD OUT
MUCH LONGER, OVER.
392
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:33,633
MAYDAY, MAYDAY!
393
00:19:33,633 --> 00:19:34,633
Lube:
CAT...
394
00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:37,300
I AM A WHITEFISH CHUB.
395
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:42,400
PLEASE COME DOWNSTAIRS
AND EAT ME.
396
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,066
HELLO, DOG.
397
00:19:44,066 --> 00:19:47,500
I AM A TACO
FROM TACO DEPOT.
398
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:48,500
( laughing )
399
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:49,766
MMM! I SMELL YUMMY.
400
00:19:49,766 --> 00:19:54,300
GIVE US THE BONE
AND YOU CAN TASTE ME.
401
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:57,300
OH, SARGE, I'M STARVING!
402
00:19:59,033 --> 00:20:02,300
HEY, LUBE, DO THE
WHITEFISH CHUB AGAIN.
403
00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:04,533
CLIFF, IT'S BEEN MONTHS
404
00:20:04,533 --> 00:20:06,800
AND WE REMAIN BONELESS.
405
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:10,133
MAYBE WE NEED A NEW COMMANDER!
406
00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:12,566
I'M THE LEADER OF
THIS OUTFIT.
407
00:20:12,566 --> 00:20:14,633
( growling )
NOT ANYMORE!
408
00:20:14,633 --> 00:20:15,633
( yelling )
409
00:20:15,633 --> 00:20:17,266
( grunts )
410
00:20:17,266 --> 00:20:18,866
( karate yelling )
411
00:20:18,866 --> 00:20:20,066
HEY!
412
00:20:20,066 --> 00:20:22,866
( high-pitched
karate yelling )
413
00:20:22,866 --> 00:20:25,500
( grunting, smacking... )
414
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,600
SAVE SOME FOR ME THERE!
415
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,366
( punches landing )
416
00:20:31,366 --> 00:20:34,866
( panting, grunting )
417
00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:36,966
I'M GIVING THE ORDERS NOW!
418
00:20:36,966 --> 00:20:39,333
AND I GOT
THE PERFECT PLAN
419
00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:40,766
TO END THIS WAR
420
00:20:40,766 --> 00:20:42,766
ONCE AND FOR ALL!
421
00:20:42,766 --> 00:20:44,833
( gasps )(teeth chattering)
422
00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:46,666
I'M FREAKING OUT, SIR.
423
00:20:46,666 --> 00:20:49,300
I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
424
00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:51,300
I GOT TO SURRENDER THE BONE.
425
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:54,400
I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, SON.
426
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,733
FACE IT, CAT.
427
00:20:55,733 --> 00:20:58,400
WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR MONTHS.
428
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,200
WE'RE OUT OF FOOD.
429
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,900
WINSLOW'S NOT COMING BACK.
430
00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:04,866
( sobbing ):
WE LOST, WE LOST!
431
00:21:04,866 --> 00:21:06,966
( trailing off ):
LOST, LOST...
432
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:09,966
( sighs )
433
00:21:09,966 --> 00:21:11,466
YOU'RE RIGHT, DOG.
434
00:21:11,466 --> 00:21:12,800
WE SHOULD GIVE UP.
435
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,666
LET'S JUST GIVE UP THE BONE.
436
00:21:14,666 --> 00:21:17,200
YEAH. NOW YOU'RE
TALKING SENSE, MM-HMM.
437
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,866
AND I'LL GIVE UP
MY SCRATCHING POST AND...
438
00:21:19,866 --> 00:21:20,866
OUT IT GOES.
439
00:21:20,866 --> 00:21:22,033
BIG YARN BALL...
440
00:21:22,033 --> 00:21:23,200
CHUCKAROONI.
441
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,800
AND, OF COURSE,
THIS HAT.
442
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:25,800
WHO NEEDS IT?
443
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,566
THIS MASSAGE CHAIR...BYE-BYE.
444
00:21:27,566 --> 00:21:29,633
HOW ABOUT
THIS TINY PLASTIC SPORK?
445
00:21:29,633 --> 00:21:31,066
AND WHY KEEP THE BIDET?!
446
00:21:31,066 --> 00:21:33,066
MIGHT AS WELL
GIVE THEM THAT, TOO!
447
00:21:33,066 --> 00:21:34,700
AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT
448
00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:38,533
WE MIGHT AS WELL GIVE THEM
THE WHOLE ENTIRE HOUSE
449
00:21:38,533 --> 00:21:40,833
AND OUR FREEDOM!
450
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,166
WE SHOULD JUST GIVE UP
OUR FREEDOM--
451
00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:45,666
STOP, CAT,
WE CAN'T DO THAT.
452
00:21:45,666 --> 00:21:47,800
THAT'S RIGHT, WE CAN'T.
453
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,566
NOW LET'S END THIS
454
00:21:49,566 --> 00:21:51,833
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
455
00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:53,833
( loud crashing )
456
00:21:53,833 --> 00:21:56,733
( punches landing,
shouting )
457
00:21:56,733 --> 00:22:03,466
( loud crashing... )
458
00:22:03,466 --> 00:22:07,633
( Dog imitating
weapons fire )
459
00:22:07,633 --> 00:22:09,133
IT'S JUST LIKE
A VIDEO GAME!
460
00:22:09,133 --> 00:22:10,633
( grunting )
461
00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:12,633
HEY, WHERE'D THEY GO?
462
00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:18,866
"KEEP YOUR STUPID BONE.
463
00:22:18,866 --> 00:22:20,166
BEAT YOU UP LATER."
464
00:22:20,166 --> 00:22:22,033
SIGNED, "THE GREASER DOGS."
465
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:24,300
( laughs )
466
00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:25,300
WE WON!
467
00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:35,366
I THINK WE ALL LEARNED
A VALUABLE LESSON TODAY.
468
00:22:35,366 --> 00:22:37,366
WAR IS HECK.
469
00:22:38,466 --> 00:22:40,066
RIGHT, CAT.
470
00:22:40,066 --> 00:22:41,966
JUST SAY NO TO VIOLENCE.
471
00:22:41,966 --> 00:22:43,733
Winslow:
ALOHA, CATDOG.
472
00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:49,533
LIKE MY NEW TAN?
473
00:22:49,533 --> 00:22:51,266
( Catdog huffing angrily )
474
00:22:51,266 --> 00:22:52,600
A... TTACK!
475
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,600
( Winslow screaming )
476
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:57,766
( shouting... )
477
00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:07,766
♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
478
00:23:07,766 --> 00:23:09,300
♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
479
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:10,833
♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
480
00:23:10,833 --> 00:23:12,366
♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE
481
00:23:12,366 --> 00:23:13,500
♪ LITTLE CATDOG
482
00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:16,966
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
483
00:23:16,966 --> 00:23:20,033
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
484
00:23:20,033 --> 00:23:21,566
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
485
00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:23,100
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
486
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:26,166
♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
487
00:23:26,166 --> 00:23:27,700
♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
488
00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:30,766
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
489
00:23:30,766 --> 00:23:33,833
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG... ♪
490
00:23:33,833 --> 00:23:36,900
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
491
00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:38,433
and NICKELODEON ]
492
00:23:38,433 --> 00:23:40,966
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
493
00:23:40,966 --> 00:23:43,966
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