Original subtitles

♪ ONE FINE DAY WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪

♪ A BABY WAS BORN AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪

♪ NO BLUE BUG AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪

♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE, LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ OUT ON THE ROAD OR BACK IN TOWN ♪

♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪

♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT, GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪

♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER, GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪

♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪

[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

and NICKELODEON]

( horns honking loudly )

Man on P.A.: NO CANNONBALLS.

HEY, HEY, NO RUNNING. NO DRIPPING.

NO YELLING. NO LOW DIVING.

CUT IT OUT.

NO THINKING.

NO THINKING ABOUT THINKING.

I'M WARNING YOU, NO SPITTING.

DOG, DOG, SLOW DOWN.

WHAT ARE YOU...

CANNONBALL, CANNONBALL, CANNONBALL CANNONBALL...

( alarm blares )

BACK STROKING WITHOUT A LICENSE.

AAH!

SON, YOU'RE DROWNING IN A HEAP OF TROUBLE.

YOU FAILED TO SHOWER BEFORE YOU ENTERED THE POOL.

UP AGAINST THE BOOGIE BOARD!

Dog: CANNONBALL, CANNONBALL...

COME ON, SHOW A LITTLE DISCIPLINE, DOG.

CANNONBALLS ARE AGAINST THE RULES.

CANNONBALL, CANNONBALL.

( humming 1812 Overture )

NO! NO, NOT THE WATER!

AH!

( groaning )

ATTEMPTED CANNONBALL WITH THE INTENT TO SPLASH.

GUILTY AS CHARGED.

I WARNED HIM.

MAYBE A LITTLE DISCIPLINE WILL DO HIM SOME GOOD.

HE'LL FINALLY LEARN TO OBEY THE RULES.

( blows horn )

EVERYBODY OUT. POOL'S CLOSED.

( cheering )

( screaming )

IN HERE, I AM THE LAW.

DO AS I SAY, AND YOU'LL MAKE IT THROUGH IN ONE PIECE.

CROSS ME

AND I'LL BE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.

DRINKING THE WATER, BOSS MAN.

DRINK THE WATER.

SCRATCHING THE BUTT, BOSS MAN.

( slurps )

SCRATCH THE BUTT.

NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL DISCIPLINE.

LISTEN UP, POOL SCUM.

I EXPECT ALL THE CHLORINE BLOCKS TO BE BROKEN UP

BY THE TIME I RETURN FROM THE LATRINE.

HEY, WHAT YOU IN FOR?

I'M A LIFER, SEE...

HEY, BUDDY, CAN I BUM AN ACORN OFF YOU?

DOG, DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT THE BOSS MAN SAID?

YEAH, BUT HE'S NOT HERE ANYMORE.

WRONG ANSWER.

OW!

GET BACK TO WORK.

BREAKING THE CHLORINE, BOSS MAN.

IF I WAS YOU, I WOULDN'T

BE HANGING AROUND

WITH A GOODY TWO-SHOES LIKE HIM.

HE'S A NO GOOD STOOLY

A WARDEN'S PET

( clears throat )

IF YOU AND THOSE OTHER DELINQUENTS SPENT MORE TIME

DOING WHAT THE BOSS MAN SAYS

AND LESS TIME LOAFING

THEN MAYBE HE'D LET YOU OUT OF HERE.

( chains rattling )

( angry muttering )

( fists hitting, smacking )

YEAH, I DON'T THINK THEY LIKED YOUR LITTLE SPEECH, CAT.

IT, IT WAS THEM.

THEY DID THIS TO ME.

QUIET, CAT.

DON'T SNITCH.

WHAT'D YOU SAY, BOY?

HE SAID, "DON'T SNITCH TO THE SMELLY RABBIT."

( whining )

( whimpers )

SMELLY, EH?

IT'S THE HOT BOX FOR YOU!

( screams )

( steam hissing )

Cat: DOG, DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.

THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.

DO YOU THINK I WANT TO BE COOPED UP IN HERE?

( slurping )

RULES ARE THE BACKBONE

OF A CIVILIZED COMMUNITY POOL.

RULES ARE FOR FOOLS.

( door creaks )

I THINK I'LL NEED A COUPLE OF MORE DAYS TO GET THROUGH TO HIM.

THANKS, BOSS MAN.

SUIT YOURSELF.

Dog: I WILL OBEY THE RULES.

I WILL OBEY THE RULES.

I WILL OBEY THE RULES.

I WILL OBEY THE RULES.

I WILL OBEY THE RULES.

( door creaks )

I WILL OBEY

THE RULES.

I WILL OBEY THE RULES...

BOSS, DOG'S FINALLY LEARNED HIS LESSON.

WE'RE READY TO COME OUT NOW.

( laughs meanly )

I'M THINKING YOU BOYS COULD USE

A COUPLE MORE MONTHS.

YOU, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WE FOLLOWED THE RULES.

NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I JUST CHANGED THE RULES.

( evil laugh )

Cat: BUT YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE RULES.

I NEVER READ A RULE ABOUT CHANGING THE RULES

IT'S AGAINST THE RULES.

WELL, JUST CHANGE IT BACK!

OH, BOY.

( whimpering )

I WILL OBEY THE RULES.

I WILL OBEY THE RULES.

I WILL OBEY THE RULES.

I WILL OBEY THE RULES.

I WILL OBEY THE RULES.

I WILL OBEY THE RULES.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M BUSTING OUT OF HERE.

I GOT A PLAN, SEE.

HELP ME EMPTY OUT THE POOL.

BUT THAT'S AGAINST THE RUL...

SHH! QUIET.

THE BUNNY WILL HEAR YOU.

BOSS MAN!

PRISON BREAK!

DOG, STOP THAT, DOG.

IT'S ME, CAT.

YOUR CELL MATE.

YOU CAN'T ESCAPE, IT'S AGAINST THE RULES.

OH, DOG, WILL YOU FORGET ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF I SAID.

YOU WERE RIGHT.

THE RABBIT'S RULES ARE FOR FOOLS.

BUT, BUT...

DON'T YOU SEE?

YOU'LL NEVER AGAIN CHASE A GARBAGE TRUCK

ACROSS THE WILD PLANES.

OR, OR, OR YOU WON'T SAVOR

THE SWEET TASTE OF SHREDDED MEAT AT TACO DEPOT.

FREEDOM IS RIGHT OUTSIDE THESE WALLS.

( bird chirps )

ARE YOU WITH ME?

HMM...

NO POOL CAN HOLD US.

( snoring )

HEY!

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

GOTCHA, CATDOG.

( laughs )

A LITTLE WATER FOR THE BOSS MAN.

YEAH!

( shouting )

HELP!

I CAN'T SWIM.

THROW ME A FLOATY.

HEY, HEY, NO SPLASHING.

I'M MAKING A CITIZEN'S ARREST.

( prisoners laughing )

( grunting )

PRISON BREAKS ARE FUN.

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR...

DOG. LOOK.

WE'RE FREE, FREE AT LAST.

WHERE ARE WE?

LET'S GO HOME.

( hums happily... )

DO YOU HAVE A HALL PASS?

UH... A HALL PASS?

UH... UH-UH.

NO TALKING BACK.

IT'S AGAINST THE RULES.

YEOW! WHOA!

IT'S DETENTION FOR YOU TWO JUVENILE DELINQUENTS.

DON'T WORRY, CAT.

NO SCHOOL CAN HOLD US.

Cat: HUH?

He's here!

He's new!

The Mean Bob action figure!

( panting )

I'm Mean Bob... and I'm mad.

Man: Mean Bob's got X-ray eyes...

Sonar ears...

And self-healing battle scar!

( cackles )

Get Mean Bob and lord it over your friends.

I got Mean Bob

and you don't.

( blows raspberry )

( screaming )

MEAN BOB, MEAN BOB, MEAN BOB, MEAN BOB, MUST HAVE MEAN BOB.

( sighs )

MEAN BOB!

WHAT KIND OF IDIOT WOULD BUY ONE OF THOSE?

( Cat yowling... )

( brakes squealing )

MMM...

( whimpering )

WELCOME, MOLDED PLASTIC ENTHUSIASTS.

YOU TOUCH IT, YOU BUY IT.

I WANT TO BUY A MEAN BOB ACTION FIGURE...

PLEASE.

YOU'RE LUCKY, I ONLY HAVE TWO LEFT.

( liquid sloshing )

ONE FOR EACH OF YOU.

( loud thud )

( laughing ): I DON'T THINK SO.

YOU LOOK LIKE A SUPREMELY INTELLIGENT CAT.

WELL, I...

THESE ARE REAL COLLECTORS' ITEMS.

WORTH A FORTUNE SOMEDAY.

HMM...

WRAP IT UP, SHOPKEEP.

( mean laugh )

Cat: JUST A MINUTE.

Dog: GIVE ME IT, GIVE ME IT!

I WANT IT!

OH, FINE.

I'M MEAN BOB, AND I'M MAD.

WHO'S THE MAN THAT'S A MEAN MACHINE

AND ALL THE GIRLS DIG HIM?

MEAN BOB.

YEAH, YOU'RE DURN TOOTIN'.

GET THAT SHARK, MEAN BOB.

LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT!

( growling )

HEY, HEY, WATCH IT!

GIVE THE SHARK A SCAR TO MATCH YOURS, MEAN BOB.

AREN'T YOU GOING TO PLAY WITH YOUR MEAN BOB?

NO. I'M SAVING IT.

LOOK, LONG AFTER YOUR MEAN BOB IS BROKEN AND WORTHLESS

MINE WILL BE IN PERFECT, MINT CONDITION

AND WORTH A FORTUNE.

A GAZILLION, GAZILLION DOLLARS.

( door slams )

( hideous laughter )

SO, THE LITTLE BOYS ARE GOING TO BED WITH THEIR TOYS.

( snickers )

THIS LITTLE TOY IS GOING TO MAKE ME RICH.

YEAH, RIGHT.

SEE YOU LATER, MIDAS.

( snickers )

( sighs happily )

WE'LL HAVE FUN TOMORROW, MEAN BOB.

GOOD NIGHT.

SLEEP TIGHT.

AND DON'T LET THE BULLETS BITE.

( snoring... )

GOOD NIGHT, MY FUTURE LITTLE GOLD MINE.

( chuckles )

( clicks on )

Mean Bob: LISTEN UP.

THE MORE MEAN BOBS YOU BUY

THE MORE MONEY YOU MAKE.

BUY MORE, MAKE MORE.

BUY MORE, MAKE MORE.

BUY MORE, MAKE MORE.

( yelps )

BUY MORE...

MORE.

MAKE MORE.

( whimpering )

BUY MORE, MAKE MORE.

BUY MORE, MAKE MORE.

BUY MORE...

MAKE MORE!

Dog: WOW, THERE ARE SO MANY MEAN BOBSES.

AND SO LITTLE TIMESES.

LOOK, THERE'S EXTRA MEAN, MEAN BOB.

HEADLESS MEAN BOB, EVEN A MOTHER'S DAY MEAN BOB.

MUST... HAVE... THEM...

ALL.

( groans )

GEE, CAT.

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PAY FOR ALL OF THESE?

HEY, WHAT HAPPENED

TO OUR REFRIGERATOR AND STOVE

AND TABLE AND CHAIRS AND TV

AND EVERYTHING ELSE?

UM... I MIGHT HAVE SOLD THEM...

BUT NOW I HAVE THE GREATEST

MEAN BOB COLLECTION IN THE WORLD!

I JUST HEARD YOU HAD THE GREATEST

MEAN BOB COLLECTION IN THE WORLD.

YOU HEARD RIGHT, SUNSHINE.

BET YOU DON'T HAVE THIS ONE.

IT'S THE INCREDIBLY RARE DISCO MEAN BOB.

SOLD!

( yowls )

I... UH...

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRADE

FOR A VERY RARE MEAN MOUSE ACTION FIGURE?

( laughs ) HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

AND HE TALKS.

GET YOUR GREASY CLAWS OFF ME, YOU...

( muttering )

WHAT'RE YOU DOING...

YOU SEE, HE WAS TOO MEAN.

TOO UGLY.

KIND OF SCARED THE KIDS.

THAT'S WHY THEY ONLY MADE ONE.

WORTH A FORTUNE.

IT'S A DEAL.

HEY, LET ME GO, SOUR PUSS.

I WANT MY LAWYER.

HEY, CAT, I'M GOING TO MURDERLIZE YOU, YOU...

GEE, I DIDN'T KNOW WINSLOW WAS A TOY.

( using baby talk ): YOU'LL BE VERY HAPPY HERE

MY LITTLE MINI MIRACLE.

YES, YOU WILL.

THAT SURE IS A COOL MEAN BOB, CAT.

STOP LOOKING AT IT.

YOU'LL WRECK IT.

AND STOP BREATHING ON IT.

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

( moans )

( crashes )

HEY, BABE.

YOU GOT TO KEEP US IN DY-NO-MITE, MINT CONDITION

SO WE CAN BOOGIE FOREVER.

( woman's voice ): THAT'S RIGHT, YOU NAUGHTY CAT.

LOOK! DUST.

IT'S LIKE A PIG STY.

THE HEARTBREAK OF NEGLECT.

PROTECT US, CAT.

All: PROTECT US, CAT.

PROTECT US, CAT.

PROTECT US, CAT.

PROTECT US, CAT.

WOW-- A PERFECTLY PRESSURIZED

HUMIDITY CONTROLLED GERM-FREE ENVIRONMENT

FOR MY MINT CONDITION BEAUTIES.

( metal doors clanging... )

CAT, THIS JUST ARRIVED FROM LONDON, EUROPE.

MY ENGLISH BOBBY BOB!

OH! YOU TOUCHED HIM.

THERE'S A PAW PRINT ON IT.

I'M SORRY!

LOOK WHAT YOU DID.

IT'S RUINED.

IT'S RUINED, IT'S RUINED.

BUT, CAT, IT'S JUST A, JUST A, JUST A TOY!

( horn honking )

HELLO, FELLOW ACTION FIGURE AFICIONADO.

I JUST CASHED IN MY MEAN BOB COLLECTION.

NOW'S THE TIME TO SELL.

TIME... SELL?

OH, YES.

WELL, IT'S TIME TO SELL, CASH FOR THE CAT, YES.

MEAN BOB MEANS MONEY.

SELL, SELL!

OKEYDOKEY.

YOU LITTLE PIGGIES ARE GOING TO MARKET.

Disco Mean Bob: YOU CAN'T SELL US.

YOU CAN NEVER SELL US.

WE'RE STAYING HERE FOREVER.

YOU CAN NEVER SELL US!

OH, YEAH?

WELL, WHO'S GOING TO STOP ME?

( yelps )

OW! AH-HA-HA-HA!

( thumping )

CAT, ARE YOU OKAY?

IS SOMEBODY HURTING YOU IN THERE?

CAT! CAT! ANSWER ME, CAT!

I'M WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU.

CAT!

( dazed humming )

CAT, YOU FINALLY PLAYED WITH YOUR TOYS.

HEH...

YEAH.

( grunting )

( plastic squeaking )

( groaning )

I'M READY TO CASH IN.

OPEN UP THAT REGISTER AND LET THE MONEY FLOW INTO MY WALLET-O.

SORRY, YOU'RE TWO MINUTES TOO LATE.

NOBODY WANTS MEAN BOBS ANYMORE.

THEY'RE OLD NEWS.

YOU CAN'T GIVE THEM AWAY.

WHAT?

THEY ALL WANT EVIL ERIC NOW.

STOCK UP, THEY'RE HIGHLY COLLECTIBLE.

( panting )

OH!

( grunting )

OH, COME ON, COME ON.

CAN'T YOU GIVE ME A HUNDRED?

A FIFTY?

A TEN SPOT.

ANYTHING?

WELL, ALL RIGHT.

MAYBE I DO HAVE SOMETHING, JUST 'CAUSE I LIKE YOU.

ARE YOU GOING TO PLAY WITH YOUR NEW TOY?

NO, I THINK I'LL KEEP HIM IN THE BOX.

HEY, LET ME OUT OF HERE, YOU LOUSY CAT.

MEAN WINSLOW'S GOING TO KNOCK YOUR BLOCK OFF

AND WALK YOU TO NEXT TUESDAY.

YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, CAT.

Dog: CAN WE KEEP HIM IN THE BOTTOM OF THE TOY BOX?

♪ ONE FINE DAY WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪

♪ A BABY WAS BORN AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪

♪ NO BLUE BUG AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪

♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE

♪ LITTLE CATDOG

♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ OUT ON THE ROAD OR BACK IN TOWN ♪

♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪

♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT, GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪

♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER, GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪

♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG... ♪

[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

and NICKELODEON]

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪

[Captioned byThe Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation]