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♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND PURR ♪
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♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
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♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
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♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
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♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
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♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
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♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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Cliff:
YEAH, HERE COMES THAT FREAK
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RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.
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IT'S TIME WE GOT HIM.
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IT TAKES A
TWO-HEADED DUMMY
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TO CATCH A
TWO-HEADED DUMMY.
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( giggles )
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LUBE!
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WHEN I YELL "GLUE,"
YOU SQUIRT!
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UH, UH... GOT IT, BOSS.
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THE SIGNAL IS "GLUE."
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THEN WE ROLL HIM
IN CHICKEN FEATHERS AND, UH...
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( clucking )
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...RUN HIM OUT OF TOWN.
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HEY!
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WHAT YOU DOING,
HANGING OUT?
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I CAN HANG,
I'M A GOOD HANGER.
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HEY, BEAT IT,
NUT-BREATH.
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WE'RE ABOUT TO CATCH US
A CATDOG.
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CATDOG!
I CAN CATCH A CATDOG.
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( growling )
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THERE'S A CATDOG NOW!
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LET ME AT HIM!
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TAKE THAT, YOU DIRTY,
STINKING DOG.
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DOG, DOG, DOG.
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CAT, CAT, CAT, CAT.
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CAT, DOG, CAT...
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( yelps )
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THAT'S NOT CATDOG,
YOU LOUSY RODENT.
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OH...
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IT'S A TRAP, SEE?
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BAIT.
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FEATHERS.
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GLUE.
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( laughs )
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Dog:
GARBAGE TRUCK!
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OH, COME ON!
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MOVE, YOU BIG NOODLE-HEAD!
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU WERE DOING?
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UH, YOU SAID "GLUE."
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Squirrel:
GUYS, I SHOULD HAVE BEEN
THE GLUE MAN.
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( gasping ):
OOH!
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( gasps )
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GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!
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WHAT ARE YOU
UPSET ABOUT?
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THIS IS FUN!
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COME ON.
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GET THIS TREE JOCKEY
OFF OF ME.
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THE THING IS, WE DON'T USUALLY
TAKE ORDERS FROM NON-GREASERS.
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HEY, I AM A GREASER.
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YOU BETCHA,
YOU TELL 'EM.
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UH, I DON'T THINK SO.
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LET'S REVIEW THE BIG BOOK
OF GREASER RULES, SHALL WE?
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RULE NUMBER ONE...
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GREASERS ARE DOGS.
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I'M A DOG, I'M A DOG.
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I'M A DOG!
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I'M A DOG-- GROWL.
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RULE NUMBER TWO, GREASERS
ARE NOT TWO-HEADED FREAKS.
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SHE'S GOT YOU ON A
TECHNICALITY THERE.
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ONE, UH... TWO.
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HEY, I'M THE SAME
OLD CLIFF.
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WE'RE LIKE
BROTHERS
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SALT AND PEPPER
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ASSAULT
AND BATTERY
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BREAKING
AND ENTERING
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LAUREL AND HARDY.
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TUNA AND DOLPHINS.
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I VOTE WE GET CLIFF
OUT OF THE GREASERS.
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ALL IN FAVOR,
SAY "AYE."
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AYE.
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ME.
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MOTION PASSED.
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ADIOS, FREAK!
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( Lube jeering )
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FREAK.
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BOY, THIS IS GREAT.
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YOU AND ME
TOGETHER FOREVER.
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TWO PEAS IN A POD.
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( thunderclap )
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( groans )
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( whimpers )
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Man:
WE'RE CLOSED, FREAK.
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( windows closing
all the way up )
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( car alarm wails )
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Hiya, freak.
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( laughs )
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( sniffling )
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PLEASE, TELL ME I'M NOT A FREAK!
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Man:
SHUT UP, YOU FREAK!
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( door slams )
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AH, HERE'S TO
THE GOOD LIFE, DOG.
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( chuckles )
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( doorbell rings, barks, yowls )
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( thunderclap )
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( screeches )
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LITTLE GIRL SELLING COOKIES?
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I MEANS YOU NO HARM.
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I COMES IN PEACE.
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PLEASE, HELP ME.
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I'M A FREAK.
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YOU'RE A FREAK.
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TEACH ME YOUR FREAKISH WAYS.
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SURE, WE'LL HELP YOU.
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DID YOU KNOW YOU HAVE
A SQUIRRELY ON YOUR BACK?
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YEAH, WELL, IT BEATS
HAVING A CAT ON YOUR BUTT.
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I'LL HELP YOU, CLIFF.
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( clears throat )
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WHAT YOU NEED IS A GUIDE...
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A TEACHER...
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A GURU...
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IN A WORD, ME.
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( clears throat )
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OH, BOY, DO WE POUND
THE FREAK NOW?
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WE DON'T USE THE TERM "FREAK."
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WE PREFER BI-CRANIAL QUADRUPED.
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OKAY, DO WE POUND
THE BI-CRANIAL QUADRUPED NOW?
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SHH!
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IT'S A THREE-STEP PROGRAM.
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WE'LL BEGIN WITH COMMUNICATION.
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OOH.
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SO, DOG,
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
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WELL, FIRST I WENT...
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NO NEED TO LISTEN.
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SINCE YOU'RE ATTACHED,
YOU WERE THERE.
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HEY, COME ON.
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LET ME AT HIM,
I CAN...
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STEP TWO:
WORKING TOGETHER.
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WHEN YOU'RE A TWOSOME
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YOU CAN PREPARE A MEAL
WHILE READING A BOOK.
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LIKE PIZZA ALA CATDOG.
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( humming )
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( humming Italian tune )
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♪ WHEN THE PIE
HITS YOUR PIZZA ♪
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♪ IT'S SO GOOD TO EAT-ZA
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♪ LA-LA-LA
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♪ THANK YOU, CLIFF
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♪ LA-LA-LA-LA,
LA-LA-LA ♪
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AW!
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♪ LA-LA-LA, LA-LA
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♪ LA-LA
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♪ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
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♪ LA-LA...
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♪ LA-LA.
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( wheezes )
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STEP THREE.
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DOING WHAT YOUR
OTHER HALF ENJOYS.
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WELL, LET'S TAKE DOG,
FOR INSTANCE.
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HE LIKES TO CHASE
GARBAGE TRUCKS.
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Cat:
DOG, NO, NO!
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NO, NO! DOG! STOP IT!
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO,
SQUIRREL?
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I'D LIKE TO POUND CATDOG.
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BESIDES THAT.
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HOW ABOUT THIS?
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( Cliff screams )
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Squirrel:
OH!
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ISN'T THIS GREAT, CLIFF?
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( chattering )
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HERE'S A TRICK
MY GRANDDADDY TAUGHT ME.
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( gasping )
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( chattering )
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HEY, HEY!
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ARE YOU A FLYING SQUIRREL?
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NO, WHY?
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( screaming )
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AND HERE COMES THE BEST PART.
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( horn honking )
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Squirrel:
WHEE!
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( Cliff moans )
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Squirrel:
WHEE!
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Cat:
OW, OH, STOP, STOP, PLEASE.
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( click )
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( music and applause )
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( click )
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( music slows and stops )
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( crow caws )
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HEY, THANKS, CAT.
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YOU WAS ONE GREAT TEACHER.
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I LEARNED PLENTY.
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I'M READY TO FACE THE WORLD
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AS A BI-CRANIAL QUADRUPED THING,
PERSON.
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( click, music, applause )
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BYE, CLIFF-SQUIRREL.
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COME AGAIN ANY TIME.
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( sobbing )
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THERE GOES
THE FUTURE, DOG.
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I'M TELLING YOU,
THAT BOY IS GOING PLACES.
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( sobbing )
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Squirrel:
OH, BOY, WHAT NOW, CLIFF?
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I GOT SOME
UNFINISHED BUSINESS
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TO TAKE CARE OF
WITH SOME FRIENDS.
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I'M RIGHT
BEHIND YOU.
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HEY, WHAT'S YOUR
NAME, ANYHOW?
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EDDIE, BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME
THE PULVERIZER.
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OH, OKAY. ( chuckles )
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PULVERIZER.
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I ALWAYS SAY,
IT TAKES A TWO-HEADED DUMMY
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TO CATCH A TWO-HEADED DUMMY.
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( gasp )(gasp)
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Both:
CLIFF-SQUIRREL!
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IN PERSON.MM-HMM.
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AND WE GOT SOMETHING
TO SAY, HUH, SQUIRREL?
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YOU BETCHA.
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WE LIKE WHO WE ARE.
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Squirrel:
YEAH!
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I AM WE, HE IS ME.
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WE IS ALL TOGETHER.
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TELL IT, BROTHER.
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GOO GOO G'JOOB.
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AND IF CLIFF-SQUIRREL
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AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH
FOR THE GREASERS
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I AND WE DON'T CARE.
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THAT GOES DOUBLE
FOR ME-- HALLELUJAH!
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Cliff:
SO TAKE YOUR LOUSY JACKET.
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THERE.
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WE QUIT.
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HEY...
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HEY!
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( laughs )
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HEY, I AIN'T A FREAK NO MORE.
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I'M BACK.
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I'M A GREASER.
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YEAH, AND I'M A GREASER, TOO.
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NO, YOU IS OUT OF HERE, EDDIE.
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CALL ME PULVERIZER!
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Shriek:
WELCOME BACK, CLIFF.
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Lube:
WE MISSED YOU, BOSS.
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( all sniffling )
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WE'RE HUGGING EACH OTHER
AND SUCH.
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WHOA.
HEY.
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( squealing )
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WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO NOW,
CLIFF?
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( crickets chirping )
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( doorbell rings,
barks, yowls )
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HEY, LOOK, DOG.
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IT'S OUR STAR PUPIL.
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DID YOU COME OVER
FOR THE CLASS REUNION?
254
00:11:46,133 --> 00:11:48,100
WHERE'S SQUIRREL?
255
00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:50,966
OKAY, WELL, I...
256
00:11:51,066 --> 00:11:52,800
CLIFF, COUNT TO TEN.
257
00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:53,666
CALM DOWN
258
00:11:53,766 --> 00:11:54,666
WHOA!
259
00:11:54,766 --> 00:11:56,100
LET'S GET
OUT OF HERE!
260
00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:57,300
( glass breaks )
261
00:12:17,733 --> 00:12:20,700
Dog:
IT'S HERE, IT'S HERE, IT'S HERE!
262
00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,000
Cat:
SLOW DOWN, PLEASE.
263
00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:24,633
STOP, ALREADY.
264
00:12:24,733 --> 00:12:27,466
THE MUD'S HERE,
THE MUD'S HERE.
265
00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:33,366
( crowd cheering )
266
00:12:33,466 --> 00:12:37,566
( bell ringing )
267
00:12:37,666 --> 00:12:39,966
LET'S GET READY TO RUMBA.
268
00:12:40,066 --> 00:12:44,600
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING IN
269
00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:46,533
AT A MEAN 400 OUNCES
270
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:51,200
OUR CURRENT CHAMPION,
THE DOG OF DEATH.
271
00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:54,466
ALL THE WAY
FROM CUCARACHA, MEXICO
272
00:12:54,566 --> 00:13:02,166
WEARING HIS TRADEMARK
FILTHY FUR, EL GATO MUERTO.
273
00:13:02,266 --> 00:13:05,466
( crowd booing )
274
00:13:05,566 --> 00:13:09,866
SURE, YOU BEAT OTIS
THE MYOPIC HILLBILLY
275
00:13:09,966 --> 00:13:15,233
BUT YOU'LL NEVER WIN BACK
THE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT.
276
00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:18,033
( growling )
277
00:13:18,133 --> 00:13:22,700
NICE TRY, EL GATO,
BUT YOUR TRICKS WON'T WORK HERE.
278
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:27,466
( both grumbling, grunting... )
279
00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:38,266
OW! HEY!
280
00:13:41,633 --> 00:13:46,266
Winslow:
OH, OH, THAT'S THE TOLEDO
PRETZEL LUMP.
281
00:13:47,466 --> 00:13:50,933
YOW! IT'S THE HAMMERLOCK
SCISSORS WEDGIE.
282
00:13:51,033 --> 00:13:53,333
WELL, BROTHERS DAY
IS COMING UP.
283
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:56,700
WHAT YOU GOING TO GET ME,
HUH, HUH, HUH, HUH?
284
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:57,766
A BREATH MINT.
285
00:13:57,866 --> 00:13:59,033
NOW GET OFF ME.
286
00:13:59,133 --> 00:14:02,866
ONE, TWO, THREE, YOU'RE
OUT OF THERE, CAT.
287
00:14:02,966 --> 00:14:07,433
THE WINNER, AND STILL CHAMPION,
THE DOG OF DEATH!
288
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:17,766
YOO-HOO, MR. LUFFA.
289
00:14:17,866 --> 00:14:19,966
WHY THERE YOU ARE.
290
00:14:20,066 --> 00:14:21,566
LOOK AT YOU.
291
00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:23,166
WHAT'S THAT?
292
00:14:23,266 --> 00:14:25,966
YOU WANT TO CLEAN ME?
293
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:29,966
OH, MR. LUFFA, THAT IS A RIOT!
294
00:14:30,066 --> 00:14:32,733
WELL, IF YOU INSIST.
295
00:14:36,966 --> 00:14:40,200
WHY, MR. LUFFA, YOU
ARE INCORRIGIBLE.
296
00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:42,333
( laughs heartily )
297
00:14:42,433 --> 00:14:45,600
( humming )
298
00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:47,033
( clears throat )
299
00:14:47,133 --> 00:14:51,000
I HATE TO INTERRUPT YOUR SPECIAL
CAT-LUFFA MOMENT...
300
00:14:52,633 --> 00:14:55,733
BUT WHAT ARE YOU GETTING DOG
FOR BROTHERS DAY?
301
00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:59,366
ZIPPO, NADA,
NOTHING, Z-PLUS-RO.
302
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:03,300
GIFTS, EVERY TIME
I BUY DOG A GIFT
303
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,966
IT BLOWS UP
IN MY FACE.
304
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,566
CHECK THIS OUT.
305
00:15:10,666 --> 00:15:13,833
ON OUR FIRST BROTHERS DAY,
I BOUGHT DOG A JAR
306
00:15:13,933 --> 00:15:16,700
OF GOURMET MAYONNAISE;
HE GAVE ME A HAT.
307
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:21,000
I GOT HIM AN EXPENSIVE DIRT BIKE
ON OUR FIFTH BROTHERS DAY;
308
00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:22,633
I STILL HAVE THE SCAR.
309
00:15:22,733 --> 00:15:26,566
AND THEN, THERE WAS THAT TIME,
WELL, EVERY NIGHT SINCE--
310
00:15:26,666 --> 00:15:28,900
NIGHTMARES... I CAN'T,
I CAN'T GO.
311
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,933
JUST, I DON'T WANT
TO BE THAT GUY, PLEASE.
312
00:15:32,033 --> 00:15:35,100
I'D RATHER FORGET
BROTHERS DAY, THANK YOU.
313
00:15:37,633 --> 00:15:38,533
WHOA, WHOA!
314
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:39,566
WHOA, WHOA!
315
00:15:39,666 --> 00:15:41,566
BARK, BARK.
316
00:15:41,666 --> 00:15:46,366
Man ( over loudspeaker ):
Don't forget your brother
on Brothers Day.
317
00:15:46,466 --> 00:15:49,566
Don't forget your brother
on Brothers Day.
318
00:15:49,666 --> 00:15:51,200
WOW!
319
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:53,700
Dog:
BROTHERS DAY SALE.
320
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:54,700
HEY, CAT?
321
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,600
CAT, CAN I BORROW
A FEW BUCKS
322
00:15:57,700 --> 00:16:00,200
SO I CAN BUY
YOU A GIFT?
323
00:16:01,533 --> 00:16:04,733
YOU SPENT THE LAST
OF OUR FUNDS ON MUD.
324
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,200
WE'RE FLAT BROKE.
325
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,966
IT'S TOO BAD,
REALLY.
326
00:16:08,066 --> 00:16:10,033
I GUESS WE CAN'T
EXCHANGE
327
00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:12,566
BROTHERS DAY
GIFTS THIS YEAR.
328
00:16:12,666 --> 00:16:13,866
I'M SORRY, CAT.
329
00:16:13,966 --> 00:16:16,633
I KNOW YOU MUST
BE DISAPPOINTED.
330
00:16:16,733 --> 00:16:21,033
TV announcer:
And the mall is enjoying
brisk business
331
00:16:21,133 --> 00:16:23,500
as brothers prepare
for Brothers Day.
332
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,866
LOOK FOR HOLIDAY PARADES,
PAGEANTS
333
00:16:25,966 --> 00:16:29,066
and a guest appearance
by the Manicotti quintuplets.
334
00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:32,900
Girl:
♪ FORGET ABOUT YOUR FATHER,
FORGET ABOUT YOUR MOTHER ♪
335
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,700
♪ SPEND AT LEAST A DOLLAR,
JEEPERS, HE'S YOUR BROTHER. ♪
336
00:16:38,266 --> 00:16:41,366
Announcer:
Brothers Day
is a registered trademark
337
00:16:41,466 --> 00:16:43,833
of Shvanker and Bockmeyer
enterprises.
338
00:16:43,933 --> 00:16:45,633
Any use of Brothers Day...
339
00:16:45,733 --> 00:16:48,466
MAN, AM I SURE GLAD
I DON'T HAVE A BROTHER.
340
00:16:48,566 --> 00:16:50,733
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE MISSING.
341
00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:53,633
SOMEONE TO SHARE THE GOOD TIMES
AND THE BAD.
342
00:16:53,733 --> 00:16:57,666
YEAH, WELL, IF I DID HAVE A BRO,
I'D BE REAL CRAFTY-LIKE
343
00:16:57,766 --> 00:17:02,066
AND TELL HIM I'M NOT GOING TO
BUY HIM A BROTHERS DAY GIFT.
344
00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:05,500
BUT THEN, I'D PURCHASE HIM
THE GREATEST GIFT EVER.
345
00:17:05,599 --> 00:17:07,933
BUT THAT'S JUST ME.
346
00:17:08,033 --> 00:17:11,166
Dog ( thinking ):
OH, I'LL BET THAT WAS
CAT'S PLAN ALL ALONG.
347
00:17:11,266 --> 00:17:12,766
WHAT A GREAT GUY!
348
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:16,000
SOMEHOW I'LL HAVE TO SCROUNGE
TOGETHER SOME MOOLA
349
00:17:16,099 --> 00:17:18,233
AND BUY HIM SOMETHING SPECIAL.
350
00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:22,200
Cat ( thinking ):
DOG'S GOING TO BUY ME A PRESENT
AND MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL
351
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:26,166
UNLESS I CAN COME UP WITH SOME
CASH AND GET HIM ONE FIRST.
352
00:17:32,766 --> 00:17:34,700
( yells )
353
00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:41,333
( sniffles )
OH, GOOD-BYE, MUD.
354
00:17:41,433 --> 00:17:43,833
HELLO, MR. WASHINGTON;
NICE WIG.
355
00:17:43,933 --> 00:17:47,666
HELLO, MR. LINCOLN;
THAT'S A VERY PRETTY GOATEE.
356
00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:51,933
HELLO, MR. NIXON; YOU NEED
A SHAVE, AS PER USUAL.
357
00:17:52,033 --> 00:17:54,966
HEY, DOG, WHAT'S
THAT TRUCK DOING?
358
00:17:55,066 --> 00:17:58,300
I, I, I'M HAVING
THE MUD CLEANED.
359
00:18:00,366 --> 00:18:02,000
OH, GOOD IDEA.
360
00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:03,433
UM, COME ON.
361
00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:07,533
I'VE GOT SOME... STUFF
TO DO IN TOWN.
362
00:18:13,066 --> 00:18:14,566
Cat:
LOOF-O-RAMA.
363
00:18:14,666 --> 00:18:16,966
WELL, THIS IS THE PLACE.
364
00:18:17,066 --> 00:18:20,266
( door chime rings )
365
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:27,800
( dinging... )
366
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:28,933
( gasps )
367
00:18:29,033 --> 00:18:31,500
MAY I HELP YOU?
368
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:36,400
YES, I, UM, WELL,
I CAME TO SELL MY...
369
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,066
HAND OVER THE LUFFA, BUB.
370
00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:39,566
( crying ):
DON'T GO!
371
00:18:39,666 --> 00:18:42,000
DON'T LEAVE ME ALL ALONE,
PLEASE!
372
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:43,200
DON'T WORRY, CAT.
373
00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:44,966
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
374
00:18:45,066 --> 00:18:50,000
( sobbing... )
375
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:52,000
( cash register rings sale )
376
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:53,333
AHA.
377
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:54,333
MM-HMM.
378
00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:55,866
YEAH, VERY GOOD.
379
00:18:55,966 --> 00:18:57,666
WHERE'S MR. LUFFA GOING?
380
00:18:57,766 --> 00:19:02,533
( sniffling ):
HE'S JUST GOING
ON A LITTLE VACATION
381
00:19:02,633 --> 00:19:04,933
AND HE'LL BE HOME SOON.
382
00:19:10,266 --> 00:19:11,733
WHEREVER YOU GO...
383
00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:14,733
WHOEVER YOU CLEAN,
DON'T FORGET ME.
384
00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:17,400
SOMEDAY I'LL BE BACK FOR YOU...
385
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:18,500
SOMEDAY.
386
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:25,766
OH, THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY.
387
00:19:25,866 --> 00:19:30,566
WELL, LET'S, UM,
GO TO THE MALL.
388
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,966
Cat:
BOY, LOOK AT ALL THESE SUCKERS
389
00:19:37,066 --> 00:19:39,900
CAUGHT UP IN BROTHERS DAY
HYSTERIA, HUH?
390
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:44,400
GOOD THING WE DECIDED
NOT TO GET EACH OTHER GIFTS.
391
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:48,200
YEAH, BOY, WHAT A WASTE
OF TIME AND MONEY.
392
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:53,100
LET'S BROWSE FOR USELESS STUFF
AT THE USELESS MART.
393
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,900
( stretching )
394
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,766
Women ( on p.a. ):
ATTENTION, USELESS MART
SHOPPERS:
395
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:03,600
THERE'S A SALE ON FUR SINKS
IN AISLE FIVE.
396
00:20:10,966 --> 00:20:12,733
♪ DOG, OH, DOG.
397
00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:13,733
DOG!
398
00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:15,633
WHERE ARE YOU?
399
00:20:15,733 --> 00:20:18,133
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
400
00:20:18,233 --> 00:20:19,500
COME ON, LET'S GO.
401
00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:32,133
( clock ticking... )
402
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:36,533
( brass band plays )
403
00:20:36,633 --> 00:20:38,366
( both yelling )
404
00:20:42,633 --> 00:20:43,600
GOOD MORNING.
405
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,533
I JUST WANTED TO BE THE FIRST
406
00:20:45,633 --> 00:20:47,733
TO WISH MY FAVORITE
CONJOINED PAIR
407
00:20:47,833 --> 00:20:49,500
A MOST HAPPY BROTHERS DAY.
408
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:53,133
TOO BAD YOUSE TWO DIDN'T HAVE
ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY GIFTS
409
00:20:53,233 --> 00:20:55,933
TOTALLY RUINING
YOUR HOLIDAY.
410
00:20:56,033 --> 00:20:58,533
WELL, I DID MANAGE
TO SCRAPE TOGETHER
411
00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:00,600
SOME FUNDS TO SURPRISE CAT.
412
00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:03,566
STOP IT. YOU DIDN'T!
413
00:21:03,666 --> 00:21:04,566
I DID!
414
00:21:04,666 --> 00:21:08,200
HAPPY BROTHERS DAY, CAT!
415
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:09,200
HUH?
416
00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:11,033
OH, NO, WHAT A SETBACK.
417
00:21:11,133 --> 00:21:15,400
YOU KNOW, I WASN'T EXACTLY
ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL, EITHER.
418
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:18,966
HAPPY BROTHERS DAY,
DOG!
419
00:21:19,066 --> 00:21:21,466
HOT DIGGITY DOG.
420
00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:27,100
OH, FRILLY UNDERWEAR.
421
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,100
WHERE?
422
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,100
OH, THIS, NO.
423
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,266
WELL, NOT EXACTLY.
424
00:21:30,366 --> 00:21:32,333
I MEAN, WELL SEE,
I JUST FIGURED
425
00:21:32,433 --> 00:21:35,933
YOU'D LIKE A MUD WRESTLING
UNIFORM, JUST LIKE THE PROS.
426
00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:38,700
AH, WHAT A FUNNY COINCIDENCE.
427
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:42,100
I SOLD ALL THE MUD
TO BUY YOUR GIFT!
428
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,866
YOU DID?
429
00:21:43,966 --> 00:21:46,966
THIS IS GREAT.
430
00:21:47,066 --> 00:21:52,000
AND I GOT YOU A SPECIAL
PROTECTIVE CARRYING CASE
431
00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:53,633
FOR YOUR LUFFA.
432
00:21:53,733 --> 00:21:58,500
FOR MY... BUT I SOLD MR. LUFFA
TO BUY YOUR GIFT.
433
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,766
( camera whirring )
434
00:22:00,866 --> 00:22:01,766
TRAGEDY.
435
00:22:01,866 --> 00:22:05,200
THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING.
436
00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:06,666
THIS IS GREAT, CAT.
437
00:22:06,766 --> 00:22:09,866
'CAUSE THEN I SOLD
THE LUFFA CARRYING CASE
438
00:22:09,966 --> 00:22:12,666
AND GOT YOU A
WRESTLING UNIFORM, TOO.
439
00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:15,033
BECAUSE, BECAUSE,
YOU KNOW WHY?
440
00:22:15,133 --> 00:22:19,866
I LOOKED UP THE RECIPE FOR MUD,
AND IT'S REALLY EASY TO MAKE.
441
00:22:19,966 --> 00:22:23,400
WE BOTH GAVE UP OUR MOST
FAVORITE POSSESSIONS
442
00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:24,733
FOR EACH OTHER.
443
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:27,400
GET OFF ME.
444
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:28,966
OH, BARF-A-RONI.
445
00:22:29,066 --> 00:22:30,766
YOU GUYS MAKE ME
446
00:22:30,866 --> 00:22:32,766
( coughs )
NAUSEOUS.
447
00:22:32,866 --> 00:22:33,800
NAUSEOUS?
448
00:22:33,900 --> 00:22:36,600
WE'LL SHOW YOU NAUSEOUS.
449
00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:37,633
HEY, DOG?
450
00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:40,333
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE TAG TEAM...
451
00:22:40,433 --> 00:22:42,633
...WRESTLING?
WRESTLING!
452
00:22:42,733 --> 00:22:46,000
NO, NO. LET'S JUST KEEP COOL,
FELLOWS, HUH?
453
00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:47,366
HEY, TAKE MY WALLET.
454
00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:49,100
I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE.
455
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,200
( Cat screeching;
Dog barking )
456
00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:53,400
Winslow:
NO, HEY,
HERE'S SOME CATDOG NIP.
457
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:54,666
HEY, SETTLE DOWN.
458
00:22:54,766 --> 00:22:56,766
OH, TAKE MY CREDIT CARDS.
OW! OW!
459
00:22:56,866 --> 00:23:00,366
Dog:
LOOKS LIKE CURTAINS
FOR THE LITTLE BLUE GUY!
460
00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:08,233
♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
461
00:23:08,333 --> 00:23:09,733
♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
462
00:23:09,833 --> 00:23:11,233
♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
463
00:23:11,333 --> 00:23:12,733
♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE
464
00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:13,900
♪ LITTLE CATDOG
465
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,233
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
466
00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:20,233
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
467
00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:23,166
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
468
00:23:23,266 --> 00:23:24,633
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
469
00:23:24,733 --> 00:23:26,100
♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
470
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,600
♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
471
00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:31,966
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...
472
00:23:32,066 --> 00:23:33,533
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG... ♪
473
00:23:33,633 --> 00:23:37,833
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
474
00:23:37,933 --> 00:23:39,300
and NICKELODEON ]
475
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:40,866
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
476
00:23:40,966 --> 00:23:44,800
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