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♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
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♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
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♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
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♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE,
LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
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♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
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♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
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♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
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♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
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♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON]
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( birds twittering )
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MMM, MMM.
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( creatures screaming )
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HMPH.
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( loudly sniffing )
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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MORE
BEAUTIFUL GARDEN?
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NO, BUT I TASTED BETTER.
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WILL YOU STOP!
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FINDERS, KEEPERS.
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DON'T WORRY, CAT.
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I'LL... GET HIM!
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I DON'T THINK
YOU HAVE...
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Cat:
IT'S ENTIRELY UNNECESSARY.
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DOWN, BOY, DOWN.
HEEL!
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I SCARED HIM OFF.
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YOUR GARDEN IS A HAPPY,
HAPPY PLACE ONCE MORE.
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HUH?
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( Cat groans )
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( whimpering )
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HAPPY?
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HAPPY?!
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( grumbling with fury )
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YOU WRECKED IT!
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YOU DESTROYED IT!
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YOU HAVE SOMETHING
IN YOUR NOSE.
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OH, STAND BACK.
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DIAMONDS!
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( gulps, giggles )
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DOG, WE'RE SITTING
ON A GOLD MINE HERE
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AND IT'S FULL
OF DIAMONDS.
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( gasps )
OOH, SHINY.
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Cat ( echoing ):
LET'S DIG.
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( pickaxes clanking )
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( yelling with delight... )
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( scale squeaks )
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( yelling ):
EUREKA!
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THIS IS TERRIFIC, CAT!
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME,
BUDDY BOY.
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THESE DIAMONDS ARE GOING
TO PUT US ON EASY STREET!
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( gasps )
BUT, CAT...
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YOU MEAN YOU'RE GOING TO SELL
THESE DIAMONDS?
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OF COURSE.
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WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO,
PLAY WITH THEM?
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WHAT ELSE?
THEY'RE FUN!
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( chuckles idiotically )
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FUN, FUN.
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FUN, FUN.
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COOL.
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I SEE MANY GRUMPY KITTY CATS.
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YOU WANT TO PLAY
WITH YOURS
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THAT'S JUST PEACHY!
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BUT WHAT I FIND,
I'M CASHING IN.
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OOH...
YOU'LL FETCH ME
A PRETTY PENNY.
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DON'T WORRY, MY SPARKLY FRIENDS.
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NO MEAN OLD CAT IS EVER
GOING TO SELL YOU.
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HEY, FROM NOW ON,
IT'S EVERY CAT...
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AND DOG...
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Both:
FOR HIMSELF.
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( snickers )
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( shrill wind blowing... )
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( pickaxes clanking )
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( Cat grunting )
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YES.
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THE DEEPER I GET,
THE DIAMONDER I BETTER.
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( giggles )
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MUST HAVE MORE!
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( laughs crazily )
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( grunts )
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LOOK, JOEY, I FOUND YOU
A SPARKLY NEW PLAYMATE
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AND THERE'S PLENTY
MORE ON THE WAY.
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( angrily ):
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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I WAS TALKING TO JOEY,
YOU BIG EAVESDROPPER.
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JUST KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF
MY MERCHANDISE, YOU HEAR?
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I'M WATCHING YOU.
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YEAH, WELL, YOU CAN WATCH ME
GO TO SLEEP.
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HEY, I'M MISSING A DIAMOND.
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SURE YOU DIDN'T SELL IT,
MR. GREEDY.
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( crazed ):
I'M SURE SOMEBODY STOLE IT.
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OH, YOU'RE CRAZY.
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GOOD NIGHT, JOEY.
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GOOD NIGHT, JOHNNY.
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KEEP WARM.
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GOOD NIGHT, DEE-DEE,
HOPE, HESTER...
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I'M WISE TO ALL OF YOU.
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I'M WISE TO YOUR TRICKS.
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NOBODY PULLS THE DIAMONDS
OVER CAT'S EYES, SEE?
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YOU GOT TO GET UP PRETTY EARLY
IN THE LATE AFTERNOON
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TO FOOL THIS PARTICULAR CAT.
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NIGHTY-NIGHT.
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( snoring... )
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( grumbling )
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SLEEP, YEAH.
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I'M KEEPING MY EYE
ON YOU, HOUND BOY.
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GOOD MORNING, REGIS.
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GOOD MORNING, KATHY LEE.
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GOOD MORNING, SHEMP.
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GOOD MORNING...
( gasps )
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( screaming ):
NO!
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WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
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YOU STOLE JOEY.
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I DIDN'T STEAL YOUR STUPID JOEY.
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JOEY'S NOT STUPID,
HE'S STOLEN!(gagging)
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GIVE HIM BACK,
YOU NAPPING
DIAMOND-NAPPER.
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TAKE YOUR PAWS
OFF OF ME.
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MAKE ME.
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( issues karate yell )
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( grunting )
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( gulps )
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( chuckles evilly )
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( swallows loudly )
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( growling )
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( screeching )
( growling )
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( both gasp )
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YOU!
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Dog:
HIM!
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NOT US!
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FINDERS, KEEPERS.
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GET HIM.
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Cat:
NEVER MIND.
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WELL, THAT'S THE WHOLE
KIT AND CABOODLE.
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LET'S SKEDOODLE.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE
A SHAVE AND A SHOWER.
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YOU KNOW SOMETHING, DOG?
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WE LEARNED A VALUABLE
LESSON TODAY.
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NEVER LET GREED GET IN THE WAY
OF FRIENDSHIP BECAUSE...
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I WANT THAT DIAMOND,
FOR ME, ONLY ME.
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NO ONE ELSE, IT'S MINE!
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( Dog yelling )
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( both grunting... )
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I SAW IT FIRST!
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IT'S MINE,
I TELL YOU!
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( both yelling )
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( coughing )
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THEY'RE GONE.
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ALL MY PRECIOUS
DIAMONDS.
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( sobbing )
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WELL, AT LEAST
WE'RE ALIVE
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AND IN ONE PIECE.
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DON'T RUB IT IN.
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( sobbing hysterically )
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LOOK, CAT!
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IT'S JOEY.
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JOEY, YES.
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AND MAYBE JOEY
CAN BUY ME
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SOME NEW EQUIPMENT
SO I CAN GO BACK DOWN...
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( crunches loudly, gulps )
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NOTHING LIKE A NICE PIECE OF
ROCK CANDY AFTER A DAY'S WORK.
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( screeches )
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HE ATE JOEY!
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WAIT, WAIT,
HOLD IT!
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN
"ROCK CANDY"?
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WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE
DIGGING UP, DIAMONDS?
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TWO HEADS,
NO BRAIN.
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NIT AND WIT.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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I WENT THROUGH ALL
THIS FOR...
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( yelling ):
ROCK CANDY!
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I LOVE ROCK CANDY
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LET'S GO FIND
SOME MORE!
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NO, I DON'T WANT TO.
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NO, I HATE ROCK CANDY!
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Dog:
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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DON'T KNOCK THE ROCK CANDY,
DADDY-O.
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"DADDY-O?"IT'S FULL OF
VITAMIN "K".
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Cat:
NO, IT ISN'T.
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Dog:
SOME CANDY MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH,
IT'S GONE IN A SECOND.
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Cat:
I DON'T CARE!
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Dog:
THIS KIND LASTS ALL DAY
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AND ALL THE NEXT NIGHT...
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Cat:
IT TASTES LIKE ROCKS!
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( Catdog arguing... )
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( tires squealing,
metal banging... )
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( horn honking )
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Cat:
WHOA!
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( crash )
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Dog:
♪ EGG SHELLS
AND COFFEE GRINDS ♪
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♪ OLD MEAT AND LEMON RINDS. ♪
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( gobbling )
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♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA... ♪
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♪ LA, LA... ♪
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( sighs )
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ANOTHER PERFECT MORNING.
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( squeaking, whimpering )
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OH...
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( groans )
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LOOK, CAT.
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AW, IT'S A POOR
LITTLE BABY.
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CAN WE TAKE HIM HOME, CAT?
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WHAT?
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I'LL NURSE HIM
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AND LOVE HIM AND
CARE FOR HIM AND...
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NO, NO,
ABSOLUTELY NOT, DOG.
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LOOK IT, IT'S
A FILTHY, DIRTY ROACH.
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THEY'RE, THEY'RE GERM-RIDDLED
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AND THEY, THEY
BREED DISEASE.
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( pitifully ):
OH...
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( squeaking )
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JUST TILL IT'S
BETTER... PLEASE?
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N-O, AND THAT IS FIN-AL.
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YOU CAN BEG AND PLEAD
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TILL THE SUN GOES DOWN
AND I WON'T CHANGE MY MIND.
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PLEASE, OH, PLEASE,
PLEASE, PLEASE
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WITH SPRINKLES ON TOP
AND A CHERRY
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AND BEEF LEMON
CHICKEN KIBBLES
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AND SHELLFISH JERKY
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AND MANY BALLS OF YARN
AND MOUSE BURGERS
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AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT
YOU LIKE ON TOP OF IT?
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ALL RIGHT, DOG.
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ACCORDING TO THIS,
A BUSTED ROACH LEG TAKES
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SEVEN DAYS TO HEAL.
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ONE WEEK
AND HE'S OUT OF HERE.
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Dog:
OKAY, COME TO PAPA.
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( squeaking, whimpering )
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COME ON.
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PUT ONE FOOT IN FRONT
OF THE OTHER FOOT...
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AND THE OTHER FOOT
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AND THE OTHER FOOT.
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( glass breaks )
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( giggling )
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WOW, YOU SEE THAT, CAT?
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HE CAME RIGHT TO ME.
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YEAH, THAT'S SWELL.
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NOW LET'S SEND HIM RIGHT
BACK TO THE DUMP.
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WELL, I WANT TO KEEP HIM.
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LET'S KEEP HIM
AT THE DUMP.
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NO. AS MY SPECIAL PET
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I WILL LOVE HIM
AND PLAY WITH HIM
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AND TEACH HIM
FUNNY TRICKS.
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NO, NO, NO,
WAIT A MINUTE.
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WE HAD A DEAL.
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THERE IS NO WAY YOU'RE KEEPING
A ROACH IN OUR...
249
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,633
MY PRIZED POSSESSION:
250
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A LAMB CHOP FROM 1987.
251
00:14:57,133 --> 00:14:58,066
HERE, BOY.
252
00:14:58,133 --> 00:14:59,066
COME ON.
253
00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:01,666
DOUBLE REVERSE SOMERSAULT.
254
00:15:01,733 --> 00:15:02,966
LOOP THE LOOP.
255
00:15:07,066 --> 00:15:08,566
( groans in disgust )
256
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,833
WELL, WELL, WELL,
SENOR GATO.
257
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:15,533
LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT
A ROACH PROBLEM.
258
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,166
YOU'RE TELLING ME.
259
00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:19,466
DOG WON'T GET RID
OF THE THING.
260
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:24,166
SO WHY DON'T YOU
DO IT YOURSELF...
261
00:15:24,233 --> 00:15:26,266
IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT?
262
00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:27,700
( scoffs )
263
00:15:27,766 --> 00:15:31,700
THAT IS TOTALLY EVIL,
NASTY AND FIENDISH.
264
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,000
♪ LA-LA! ♪
265
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:42,933
( munching )
266
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:43,900
( burps )
267
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:48,366
( snickers )
268
00:15:48,433 --> 00:15:50,666
NOW, THAT'S
ONE TALENTED ROACH.
269
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,933
( yawning )
270
00:15:58,433 --> 00:15:59,966
OH...
271
00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:03,900
UH... UGH... GET IT OFF ME!
272
00:16:03,966 --> 00:16:05,600
GOOD MORNING,
ROACH.
273
00:16:05,666 --> 00:16:07,600
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
274
00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:11,433
OH, I THINK IT IS DISGUSTING
TO ALLOW THAT COCKROACH
275
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,000
TO SLEEP IN OUR BED.
276
00:16:13,066 --> 00:16:14,033
( shouts )
277
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,066
WHAT'S THIS?
278
00:16:15,133 --> 00:16:16,500
DON'T YOU KNOW, CAT?
279
00:16:16,566 --> 00:16:19,966
ROACHES SHED THEIR SKINS
117 TIMES A HOUR--
280
00:16:20,033 --> 00:16:21,233
IT'S ETYMOLOGY.
281
00:16:28,433 --> 00:16:30,366
( gulps disgustedly )
282
00:16:32,133 --> 00:16:33,566
Dog:
SHED, BOY, SHED.
283
00:16:33,633 --> 00:16:35,100
COME ON,
SHED FOR PAPA.
284
00:16:35,166 --> 00:16:36,366
( chortling )
285
00:16:36,433 --> 00:16:37,866
LOOK AT HIM GO.
286
00:16:37,933 --> 00:16:41,033
( stomach gurgling )
287
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,900
( gulps )
288
00:16:44,666 --> 00:16:46,333
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
289
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:50,033
( stomach rumbling, whimpering )
290
00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:50,966
PST!HUH?
291
00:16:51,033 --> 00:16:52,333
HEY, CAT.
292
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:56,233
I GOT THE ANSWER
TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS.
293
00:16:56,300 --> 00:17:01,466
"X-TERMINATOR 3000, KILLS
AND DESTROYS HOUSEHOLD PESTS..."
294
00:17:01,533 --> 00:17:03,600
DEAD.
295
00:17:03,666 --> 00:17:06,566
AN ACQUAINTANCE OF MINE USED IT
296
00:17:06,633 --> 00:17:09,900
TO GET RID
OF A PESKY IN-LAW PROBLEM.
297
00:17:09,966 --> 00:17:13,666
THAT'S THE MOST RUTHLESS,
CUNNING, MALICIOUS THING
298
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,333
I'VE EVER HEARD OF.
299
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,233
( squeaking )(laughing)
300
00:17:19,933 --> 00:17:21,900
I'LL DO IT.
301
00:17:25,633 --> 00:17:31,633
( zapping, humming )
302
00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:34,800
( cackling )
303
00:17:34,866 --> 00:17:37,866
MY CREATION!
304
00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:41,366
( machine hums, stops )
305
00:17:41,433 --> 00:17:44,500
GREAT. WHERE AM I GOING TO FIND
ANOTHER ONE OF THESE?
306
00:17:44,566 --> 00:17:47,666
( snoring )
307
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:56,966
( still snoring... )
308
00:17:57,033 --> 00:18:00,366
WELL, THIS SHOULD DO NICELY.
309
00:18:00,433 --> 00:18:01,666
( grunting )
310
00:18:01,733 --> 00:18:02,766
COME ON.
311
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,133
WHOA!
312
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:18,733
( squeaking emphatically )
313
00:18:34,533 --> 00:18:35,633
HUH... WHAT?
314
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:36,633
ROACHIE!
315
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:37,900
WHAT IS IT, BOY?
316
00:18:37,966 --> 00:18:39,366
( squeaking... )
317
00:18:39,433 --> 00:18:41,666
SOMETHING'S THE MATTER
WITH WHO?
318
00:18:41,733 --> 00:18:44,000
( squeaking... )
319
00:18:44,066 --> 00:18:45,666
SOUNDS LIKE...
320
00:18:49,766 --> 00:18:53,133
SOUNDS LIKE A....
BIG, BIG, WOODEN IMPLEMENT?
321
00:18:58,466 --> 00:19:00,266
SOUNDS LIKE DERBY?
322
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:03,933
( frustrated squeaking )
323
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:08,933
CAT?
324
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,166
WHERE IS HE, BOY?
325
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,133
TAKE ME TO HIM,
TAKE ME TO HIM!
326
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,600
( shouts )
327
00:19:16,733 --> 00:19:18,400
I'LL SAVE YOU, CAT!
328
00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:26,133
( panting )
329
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,400
THANKS, DOG.
330
00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:29,500
OH, IT WAS ROACHIE
WHO SAVED YOU.
331
00:19:30,933 --> 00:19:33,500
OH! OH, THANK YOU ROACH!
332
00:19:33,566 --> 00:19:35,266
THANK YOU, OH...
333
00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:36,966
OH...
334
00:19:37,033 --> 00:19:40,433
OH, LOOK, DOG,
I'VE GOT A CONFESSION.
335
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,500
I NEVER LIKED ROACH
336
00:19:42,566 --> 00:19:45,833
AND I.... I FEEL LIKE
SUCH A HEEL.
337
00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:48,833
I GUESS
YOU'LL NEVER FORGIVE ME.
338
00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:50,533
( squeaking happily )
339
00:19:54,966 --> 00:19:59,466
WELL, IF HE DOES,
THEN I GUESS I DO, TOO.
340
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:03,033
Robot:
Exterminate and destroy.
341
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,466
OH, YEAH.
342
00:20:04,533 --> 00:20:09,033
I FORGOT TO MENTION
THE X-TERMINATE ROBOT.
343
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:10,300
YOU FORGOT?
344
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:17,500
Exterminate and destroy.
345
00:20:17,566 --> 00:20:20,500
Destroy, destroy.
346
00:20:20,566 --> 00:20:22,666
( Catdog shouting )
347
00:20:28,433 --> 00:20:32,966
Exterminate and destroy.
348
00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:35,833
( Catdog shouting... )
349
00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:48,233
Exterminate and destroy.
350
00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:50,566
HE'S GOT US CORNERED, CAT.
351
00:20:50,633 --> 00:20:52,400
WE'LL NEVER GET AWAY.
352
00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:55,766
Dog:
THERE'S JUST
ONE MORE CHANCE.
353
00:20:55,833 --> 00:20:56,766
I'M GOING IN.
354
00:20:56,833 --> 00:20:58,366
AND IF I DON'T COME BACK
355
00:20:58,433 --> 00:21:00,100
THINK OF ME NOW AND AGAIN.
356
00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:01,466
GOOD LUCK, CAT.
357
00:21:03,466 --> 00:21:06,166
( kisses loudly )
358
00:21:06,233 --> 00:21:08,833
OKAY, THANKS, FINE.
359
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:36,666
( slowing down ):
Exterminate and... destroy.
360
00:21:36,733 --> 00:21:38,933
( power stops )
361
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,600
YOU DID IT, CAT.
362
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:42,633
ISN'T IT GREAT,
ROACHIE?
363
00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:44,633
NOW NOTHING CAN KEEP US
364
00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:47,833
FROM BEING ONE, BIG HAPPY,
NUCLEAR FAMILY.
365
00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:50,666
( squeaking mournfully )
366
00:21:50,733 --> 00:21:52,033
GEE, DOG.
367
00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:54,366
I THINK THE LITTLE FELLOW'S
HOMESICK.
368
00:21:54,433 --> 00:21:55,333
OH.
369
00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:58,566
HERE YOU GO, FELLOW.
370
00:21:58,633 --> 00:22:00,500
YOU SURE THIS IS
WHAT YOU WANT?
371
00:22:00,566 --> 00:22:02,266
( squeaking joyously )
372
00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:07,466
( wolf whistles )
373
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:11,666
BYE-BYE!
374
00:22:11,733 --> 00:22:13,066
OH...
375
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:18,800
I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU,
ROACHIE.
376
00:22:18,866 --> 00:22:20,033
( sniffs )
377
00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:21,300
WHAT?
378
00:22:21,366 --> 00:22:24,000
I JUST HAVE SOMETHING
IN MY EYE.
379
00:22:24,066 --> 00:22:29,033
THIS PLACE IS SURE GOING
TO SEEM EMPTY WITHOUT ROACHIE.
380
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:36,100
Exterminate and destroy...
381
00:22:36,166 --> 00:22:37,800
Catdog.
382
00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:40,000
DID HE...?HUH?
383
00:22:40,066 --> 00:22:41,100
WHAT DID HE...
384
00:22:41,166 --> 00:22:42,200
THAT'S US!
385
00:22:42,266 --> 00:22:45,633
( yelping, screaming... )
386
00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:50,966
( snickering )
387
00:22:51,033 --> 00:22:55,666
FINALLY GOT RID
OF THAT PESKY CATDOG PROBLEM.
388
00:22:55,733 --> 00:22:56,933
( cackling... )
389
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,533
♪ ONE FINE DAY
WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
390
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,066
♪ A BABY WAS BORN
AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
391
00:23:08,133 --> 00:23:09,400
♪ NO BLUE BUG
AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
392
00:23:09,466 --> 00:23:10,900
♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE ♪
393
00:23:10,966 --> 00:23:12,066
♪ LITTLE CATDOG ♪
394
00:23:12,133 --> 00:23:15,533
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
395
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:18,533
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
396
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,466
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD
OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
397
00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:23,100
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS
PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪
398
00:23:23,166 --> 00:23:24,700
♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT,
GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
399
00:23:24,766 --> 00:23:25,766
♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER,
GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪
400
00:23:25,833 --> 00:23:30,266
♪ CATDOG... CATDOG... ♪
401
00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:32,066
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG... ♪
402
00:23:32,133 --> 00:23:36,000
[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
403
00:23:36,066 --> 00:23:37,600
and NICKELODEON ]
404
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:39,400
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD
WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪
405
00:23:39,466 --> 00:23:42,600
[Captioned byThe Caption Center
WGBH Educational Foundation]
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