Original subtitles

♪ ONE FINE DAY WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪

♪ A BABY WAS BORN AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪

♪ NO BLUE BUG AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪

♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE, LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ OUT ON THE ROAD OR BACK IN TOWN ♪

♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪

♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT, GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪

♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER, GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪

♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪

[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

and NICKELODEON]

( both yelping... )

( trash cans falling )

( barking, screeching )

Cliff: STAY ON 'EM!

THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!

( loud crunching )

HEY, HEY, WAIT FOR ME!

( greasers grumbling )

( panting... )

( out of breath )

( knocking on door )

STOMP YOU LATER, CATDOG.

( mean laughter )

OH, GEE, THAT WAS FUN.

FUN?

YOU CALL BEING CHASED

AND BEATEN FOR SIX MILES FUN?

YOU ARE ONE WEIRD DOG, DOG.

SPEAKING OF WEIRD

DID YOU EVER NOTICE HOW SHRIEK

ALWAYS GOES EASY ON DOG?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WELL, THINK ABOUT IT.

SHE NEVER POUNDS HIM.

HMM...

( all grunting

HOW ARE THINGS GOING?

( bone crunching )

HMM...

HMM... SOME MORE.

AND THE WAY SHRIEK LOOKS AT DOG

WITH THOSE GOO-GOO EYES.

GOO-GOO EYES?

SHE LIKES HIM.

BOY, WHAT A COUPLE THEY'D MAKE.

SHRIEK AND DOG?

A COUPLE?

SHRIEK AND DOG, A COUPLE.

IT'S GENIUS.

OUR PROBLEMS WOULD BE OVER.

NO MORE CHASING.

NO MORE POUNDING.

NO MORE PAIN.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY CUPID.

( cackles )

( crickets chirping )

( Dog snores loudly... )

"MY DEAREST, DARLING SHRIEKY."

( shudders ) I NEVER THOUGHT I'D WRITE THOSE WORDS.

"WHEN I THINK OF YOU

MY DOGULAR HEART BEATS LIKE A BIG, BEATING... THINGY."

YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

SHE'LL BUY THAT.

"MY LOVE FOR YOU OVERFLOWS

LIKE A THOUSAND BOWLS OF OOZING DOG FOOD."

Shriek: "AND SO, MY CANINE CUTIE

"MEET ME AT THE FOOTBRIDGE, 2:00 SHARP.

LOVE, YOUR SECRET ADMIRER."

SECRET ADMIRER?

WHO COULD IT BE?

WHAT SHOULD I WEAR?

WHAT THE HECK IS A FOOTBRIDGE?!

( birds tweeting )

Dog: SO WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE, CAT?

WE'RE LAUNCHING MY BRILLIANT PLAN.

THE DAYS OF BEING POUNDED BY THE GREASERS

WILL SOON BE OVER.

JUST DO EXACTLY AS I SAY.

OKEY-DOKEY, CAT.

WHILE WE WAIT... ( yawning )

I'LL TAKE A LITTLE CAT NAP IN THE SUN.

YOU JUST WAKE ME UP WHEN YOU SEE SOMEBODY COMING.

( snores softly )

Dog ( yells ): CAT!

HERE COMES THAT SOMEBODY!

( birds twittering )

( shrieking )

DOG IS MY SECRET ADMIRER?

OH, HEART BE STILL.

MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE.

( giggling )

UM, HIYA, SHRIEK.

QUIET, DOG.

IF CLIFF AND LUBE SAW US TOGETHER

THEY'D BUST US UP GOOD.

( barks )

WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?

OH, I WAS JUST LEAVING.

I THINK I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO KIDS ALONE.

UM, GEE, SHRIEK, YOU LOOK...

I LOOK WHAT? SPIT IT OUT!

DOG, JUST TELL HER

"YOUR HAIR IS A CROWN OF GOLDEN WHEAT.

YOUR EYES ARE LOVELY POOLS OF LIGHT."

"YOUR HAIR IS A CLOWN OF MOLDY MEAT."

NO.

"YOUR EYES ARE UGLY POOLS OF FRIGHT."

NO, NO, NO.

WHAT ARE YOU YAPPING ABOUT?

WHAT AM I YAPPING ABOUT?

FORGET IT.

JUST SAY, "I LIKE YOU."

"I LIKE YOU."

YOU DO?

I DO?

I DO.

I DO!

I DO, I LIKE YOU!

UM, I'M DIZZY.

I'M FALLING!

CATCH ME, YOU BIG GALOOT.

( crunching, gulping )

( tearfully ): OH, DOG.

I CAN'T GO ON LIKE THIS.

WHAT'S THE MATTER, MY LITTLE POODLY PIE?

WHY MUST WE HIDE OUR LOVE?

I WANT TO TELL THE WORLD!

Cliff: TELL THE WORLD WHAT?

( both gasp )

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX, BUT I'LL TELL YOU ANYWAY.

I LOVE DOG AND HE LOVES ME. GOT IT?

( whimpering )

AW, PUT HER THERE, PAL.

Both: HEY.

COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED TO A NICER GUY.

NO MORE POUNDING, NO MORE PAIN.

NO MORE...

Cliff: SO, WHEN'S THE WEDDING?

WEDDING?

YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE AN HONEST DOG OUT OF HER

AIN'T YOU?

MM-HMM!

( groans )

( wedding bells chiming )

( panting )

UH!

( Winslow laughing... )

I, I ALWAYS CRY AT, UH, AT THESE, THESE KIND OF THINGS.

WHEE!

OKAY, PREACH.

LET HER RIP!

DO YOU, DOG, TAKE SHRIEK?

( baying... )

OH, DOWN, BOY.

AND DO YOU, SHRIEK, TAKE DOG?

YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE IT, BUSTER.

SOMEONE'S GOT TO HAVE A REASON WHY THESE MUTTS

SHOULDN'T BE JOINED TOGETHER.

FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK.

AS A MATTER OF FACT I...

Cliff: HEY!

( grunting )

NEVER MIND.

I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU DOG AND WIFE.

YOU MAY SLOBBER ALL OVER THE BRIDE.

( party hubbub )

Guest: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, EITHER.

I WANT TO TOAST THE HAPPY COUPLE.

WE AIN'T LOOSING A GREASER

WE'RE GETTING A HOUSE!

'CAUSE THE GREASERS WILL ALL BE MOVING IN

WITH DOG AND HIS LOVELY BRIDE.

WHAT?

I'M SORRY, DID HE SAY MOVING IN?

LOOKING FORWARD TO IT

PUNCHING BAG-IN-LAW.

( howling... )

( thunder rumbling )

THIS IS THE LIFE, AIN'T IT, PAL?

YOU SAID IT, CLIFF.

HEY, YEAH, HE SAID IT.

YO, CAT, GIVE ME ANOTHER CAN, ON THE DOUBLE.

Shriek: CAT!

SOMEONE NEEDS THEIR DIAPERS CHANGED.

( barking shrilly )

WAY TO GO, CUPID.

HEY, LOOKY WHAT TIME IT IS.

IT'S CAT-POUNDING TIME.

OH, NO.

( screeching )

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

NO, NO! NO...

IT WAS A DREAM.

IT WAS ALL A DREAM.

OH, THANK GOODNESS.

HALLELUJAH!

OH, BOY.

DOG, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS.

I DREAMED THAT YOU...

( birds twittering... )

HI, SHRIEK, YOU SURE LOOK...

( screaming... )

DOG, YOU'VE GOT TO TELL HER

"YOU'VE GOT A VOICE LIKE A... ( whispers )"

OKEY-DOKEY.

CAT SAYS YOU'VE GOT A VOICE LIKE A CAR ALARM.

YOUR BREATH STINKS LIKE SOUR GOAT CHEESE.

YOU'RE STUPID, UGLY, PIMPLY, AND REALLY SHORT.

( growls ferociously )

HOW'S YOU PLAN WORKING OUT, CAT?

( Cat grunting, groaning )

LIKE A DREAM, PAL.

IT'S WONDERFUL.

LIKE A BEAUTIFUL DREAM.

Cat: I'M DREAMING. ( cackles )

Woman: ♪ KAVITY KRUNCH, KAVITY KRUNCH

♪ EAT IT FOR BREAKFAST, MUNCH IT FOR LUNCH ♪

♪ DINNERTIME, TOO, 'CAUSE I GOT A HUNCH ♪

♪ YOU'LL LOVE KAVITY KRUNCH!

( whirring )

( squirting... )

( sputtering wheezily... )

( all slurping... )

TAKE IT EASY, FELLOW BOX-LICKER.

IT'S ONLY OUR FIRST DAY.

SORRY, CAT.

I FEEL INSPIRED TO GREATNESS.

OH, COME ON.

THAT STUPID PRIZE-STUFFER?

THE NUMBER ONE PRIZE-STUFFER.

NUMBER ONE, NUMBER ONE, NUMBER ONE...

NUMBER ONE...

NUMBER ONE... NUMBER ONE...

NUMBER ONE...

( frantically ): NUMBER ONE...

NUMBER ONE... NUMBER ONE...

NUMBER ONE! NUMBER ONE!

( shouting maniacally ): NUMBER ONE!

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

( screams giddily )

( muffled shouting... )

THERE'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAY.

Rancid Rabbit: WHAT'S WITH ALL THE STANDING AROUND?

WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?

WHY, I OUGHT TO FIRE THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU.

( slurping )

( slurping vigorously... )

HMM, I LIKE HIS FLAIR.

SON, YOU'RE NOW A PRIZE-STUFFER.

NO, I COULDN'T POSSIBLY...

I'M NOT WORTHY... OKAY.

NOW THAT YOU'RE IN GOOD WITH THE BOSS

I CAN SLACK OFF ALL I WANT.

( snickers )

CONGRATULATIONS, CAT.

( yelps )

( tumbling down stairs, plates crashing )

A FEAST FIT FOR A...

( slaps )

FOR A PRIZE-STUFFER ONLY.

YOUR FOOD IS OVER THERE...

BOX-LICKER.

OH, WHAT A CUT OF MEAT.

BOY, IS THAT A DELMONICO?

I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN EAT ALL THAT.

( gulps )

( burps loudly )

( bitterly imitating Dog's tone )

( humming enthusiastically... )

( buzzes )

I ENJOY YOUR WORK.

I THINK YOU CAN BE NUMBER ONE.

NUMBER ONE?!

NUMERO UNO.

BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE THING STANDING IN YOUR WAY.

ONE THING STANDING IN YOUR WAY.

( clangs )OUCH.

ONE THING STANDING IN YOUR WAY...

( yawns )

( snoring )

WHAT IS IT?

I WAS THINKING.

MAYBE YOU COULD LICK MORE BOXES

IF, UH, YOU KNOW, IF YOU WERE... AWAKE.

HEY, YOU DO YOUR JOB AND I'LL DO MINE.

( yawns )

( laughs nervously )

YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE ATTACHED TO DOG.

NO BREAKS FOR A MONTH!

SORRY, CAT.

IT'S BEST FOR KAVITY KRUNCH.

( tearing cardboard )

( alarm buzzing )

Rabbit ( on megaphone ): Attention

Kavity Krunch employees

May I present the new Number One.

( sighs queasily )

SON, I PRESENT YOU WITH THE FINGER.

Workers: OOH!

( applause )

CONGRATULATIONS.

( cheering )

BACK TO WORK!

( greedily gulping )

Dog: CLEAN THEM UP AND MOVE THEM OUT!

NUMBER ONE...

NUMBER ONE.... NUMBER ONE....

NUMBER ONE... NUMBER ONE...

( growling )

HOLD ON A MINUTE!

WHO'S NOT LICKING THEIR WEIGHT BACK THERE?

INSPECTION!

( Cat pretending to cower )

( mockingly ): INSPECTION.

( softly ): SORRY.

MM-HMM...

SALIVA: PASS.

( cash register bell rings )

UH-UH-UH.

YOU CAN DO BETTER.

YOUR LICKING DAYS ARE OVER, DUNGLAP.

YOU'RE FIRED!

HEY, HEY, HEY, YOU CAN'T FIRE DUNGLAP.

HE'S OUR BEST FRIEND.

OH, YEAH...

YOU'RE FIRED, TOO.

THAT'S IT.

US BOX-LICKERS HAVE HAD IT.

IF THEY THINK WE'RE SO REVOLTING

THEN LET'S REVOLT.

ARE YOU WITH ME?

REVOLT, LET'S REVOLT.

POWER TO THE LICKERS.

PRIZE-STUFFERS STINK!

AW, WHO NEEDS YOU?

I'M NUMBER ONE.

Attention Number One, huge order.

We need a thousand boxes stuffed and licked, pronto.

COME ON, COME ON, YOU HEARD THE RABBIT.

GET LICKING.

BOX LICKERS.

WELL, WISH I COULD, BUT I'VE BEEN CANNED.

WHO NEEDS YOU?

I CAN DO IT ALL BY MYSELF.

( chuckles )

NUMBER ONE... NUMBER ONE... NUMBER ONE... NUMBER ONE...

( more quickly ): NUMBER ONE... NUMBER ONE...

( frantically ): NUMBER ONE... NUMBER ONE... NUMBER ONE...

( machine clanks, stops )

( all laughing... )

NUMBER ONE, NUMBER ONE...

NUMBER ONE, NUMBER ONE...

( all continue laughing )

OH.

DOG?

NOW, COME ON, DOG, LET ME HELP.

I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP.

( machine starts )

( both yelping )

( screaming... )

( machines sputtering )

( yelling )

( truck engine starts )

( tires squealing )

( Cat sighs )

Dog: I NEVER WANT TO LOOK

AT ANOTHER BOX OF KAVITY KRUNCH

AS LONG AS I LIVE.

SOME KAVITY KRUNCH?

YES, PLEASE!

HEY, I'M SORRY ABOUT HOW I ACTED, CAT.

YEAH, WELL, NO SWEAT, BUDDY.

I KNOW HOW TOUGH IT CAN BE AT THE TOP.

MMM, HONEY-BAKED GOODNESS IN EVERY BOWL.

( snapping )

Cat: YOW!

THIS HAS EVEN MORE CRUNCHY GOODNESS THAN USUAL!

HOW CAN THEY KEEP MAKING IT CRUNCHIER AND GOODER?

THEY KEEP DOING IT!

( Cat shrieks... )

♪ ONE FINE DAY WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪

♪ A BABY WAS BORN AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪

♪ NO BLUE BUG AND NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪

♪ JUST A FELINE, CANINE

♪ LITTLE CATDOG

♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪

♪ OUT ON THE ROAD OR BACK IN TOWN ♪

♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS PUTTING CATDOG DOWN ♪

♪ GOT TO RISE ABOVE IT, GOT TO TRY TO GET ALONG ♪

♪ GOT TO WALK TOGETHER, GOT TO SING THIS SONG ♪

♪ CATDOG... CATDOG...

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG... ♪

[Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

and NICKELODEON ]

♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG. ♪

[Captioned byThe Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation]