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This is so boring. I almost wish I was back in school.

I don't.

Of course you do.

All the worst classes.

Whatever.

I'm just messing around.

Are you really that bored?

Yes, I'm really that bored.

You want to do something different?

Here, there's an app. Put it up.

It's a dating app, okay?

You're gonna get back into dating?

Hear me out, hear me out, okay?

Why don't we pull a prank on some guy, you know?

We can set up a profile, it'll be so funny.

That's not funny, that's like kind of fucked up.

I'm not that bored.

Yes you are, you've been bitching for the past 20 minutes. Okay, so what?

I just, I don't know.

Look, the app is already downloaded. Here, let's make a profile.

I got super cute.

I bet we could get a guy to message us in like two minutes.

I don't know.

Already done.

Hot guy, 1980.

First year, is that fast?

Yep. What's up, chickies?

You know, that's cute. Give him credit. At least he's not late. Oh, yeah. It's

cute. It's cute.

Oh, my God. You're awful.

I'm going to say...

Hey, baby, what are you up to tonight?

Oh, are you going to go hang out with them?

No.

You already replied.

I'm going to send them your address. Don't send them my address.

That's such a bad idea.

What if he's a weirdo and he, like, stalks my wife after this? You have

everywhere. Your dad's not going to let some weirdos. Oh, and another thing. My

dad, this is my parents' house, JoJo. Like, what if they come home and there's

weirdos? And then, like, what's he going to do? Murder us?

No, but I don't want to get in trouble.

You don't want to get in trouble. Oh, my God. Shut up. I'm telling him to get

out of there.

Come on. It'll be funny. He's obviously desperate. He texted us immediately.

It'll be a fun break.

He'll be here soon.

Right now. If this goes bad, it's all your fault. Like, you're taking complete

blame for it.

Sure.

He's on his way.

Wait,

wait, wait.

She's fucking hot.

What do we do?

This is my house! Are you serious? Wait, wait, wait.

Let's just go through the door, keep it cool.

Let's do two -two.

Okay. Okay.

But... But... The one who takes half the respect... The other one cannot

imprint on that.

Fine.

No, nothing, nothing.

We know it's silly.

So, what kind of girls are you into?

What are you talking about?

Like, what do you like in a girl? What do you look for in a girl?

Maybe, you know, long leg, 5 '6". Oh, I guess I like

girls, you know.

Or, you know, maybe like 5 '4 with a big butt.

Is that what you're into? I don't think he's into butts.

So I think that that's a little overrated. He's totally a butt guy.

I don't think he likes small tits.

Well, I mean, I think the butt makes up for the small tits, so... I think that

you're more of a boot guy, don't you think?

I don't know what you two are getting at here.

I think he likes this better.

Those are great tips. I don't know, though, because, like, I think... Butts

kind of like in right now, aren't they?

That's a great answer. And you can grab it.

I can grab it. Do you like blowjobs?

What guy doesn't like blowjobs? Obviously.

Well, I think it's a better one.

I mean, who would you rather have a blowjob from?

Obviously me. But I think during a blowjob, neither one really matters now,

it? Maybe not.

I think you'd prefer mine.

I don't know. I mean, I guess it would be who gives a better blowjob, no?

Well, that settles it. You don't have a contest then.

I guess that's the only option. Fine.

Fine.

You're going to suck my dick?

Yeah.

Is there cameras in here? You guys are pulling my leg. No.

I mean, isn't this what you want?

That's nice.

I mean, unless you don't want us to.

Oh, no, please do.

Please do.

I mean, I think he wants me to.

I don't think he really specified who.

I think he just said that he wanted a blowjob. Well, I think you made a valid

point in who does the best blowjob, and I could definitely be a judge.

Steve, it's the only reasonable conclusion.

I go first.

Okay.

Do

you like

the way my tongue goes around your head?

Don't be a show -off.

Don't be jealous just because I'm better at it than you. How do you know you're

better at it?

I haven't even gone yet.

You don't need to go yet. He already wants me.

Right?

I don't know. I don't think I can make that decision yet. Maybe if I go

again.

I think you're just being a dickhole.

Maybe if both you guys went at the same time, I could have a clearer

view.

That's an option.

I mean, if it'll help you decide.

Yeah.

I do like girls that know how to share.

We can share. We're totally fine to share.

Yeah? Yeah. I like teamwork.

Us too. What about the team?

Yeah.

My ass is nice, too.

I bet it is.

I can see it.

It is nicer.

My ass is nicer.

No, it's not. Yes, it is.

Whatever.

It's not fair. You're wearing less clothes than me, slut.

You started getting naked first. It's not my fault that you're slow.

You're the slow one.

It's the better when we're nice.

I couldn't share for a hottie like him.

Thank you.

But

I

think there's one true test.

Who has the better pussy?

Holy shit.

I want to go first.

No, me first.

Me. My panties are already off.

My panties are off too.

My mom first.

Fuck. Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Who gave the blowjob first?

Me.

You did?

Yeah. So why don't we stick with that then so that way we don't get out of

so you went first and she goes and we go back and forth like that.

Okay. Makes sense, right?

Yes.

Everything stays fair.

That way you both get even attention.

Okay.

Why don't you lay down right here?

Yeah.

Can I at least get it wet before it goes in our pussy? Please do.

Nice and wet for you.

Do you want to share?

Yes.

Go team

No, you're going to use my pussy. Yeah.

I want to hurt his cock.

Can I do that?

Of course you can.

It's your turn, isn't it? It is my turn.

I want you to use my pussy until you're going to cum. I want you to use it as

your own personal fuck toy.

Use my pussy. Let's see for your own personal fuck toy and then I want you to

cum on us.

Can I sit on it?

Your girl's gonna get down on your knees when I come, so I can get on her face.

Yes.

I don't want that to come so fucking bad.

I don't want my face there.

I don't want to get struck because of the finger on my ass or my hand on the

balls.

We're gonna have to fucking come out of here.

I don't feel like coming out.

I don't want to be so fucking hard.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

We're going to call on your hands.

Thank you.