Original subtitles

Gosh, we sure looked so cool.

It was so much fun, wasn't it?

I can't wait to open up this new room kit.

What is new anyway?

You know, honestly, I have no idea, but you saw the booth. You saw how long that

line was. Like, it must be good.

The sign sure made it sound good, but most of the words were in Japanese, and

the few words in English were infinite bliss and lucky adventure.

Who wouldn't want infinite bliss?

Infinite list?

I want infinite list.

There's like this lube or oil.

I think this is a cereal bowl.

There's some sort of rubber thing.

Okay, we need to find the, oh, the instructions.

Okay,

what do we need to do?

We need to learn how to read Japanese.

Hey, isn't that old guy your big sister dating into manga and anime and all that

stuff? I bet he knows.

Yeah, he's probably still in her bed. She lets him sleep in when she goes to

work.

ask you for something?

Yeah, just make it quick. I really gotta buy the birthday present for yourself.

Well, I have this new rocket, and we can't understand the instructions, so we

wanted to see if you could help us.

Seriously, you're both the role of the age of 18. Why would you buy something

you don't know what it is?

Well, the line was really long, and it looked super cool.

Yeah, and it said infinite bliss. I want that.

Besides, there's way more to Japanese culture than anime.

Japan is a country filled with millions and millions of people with rich

history. Why would you think just because you hand someone a box they know

it's for?

Well, since you're so wise, old one, why can't you just help us out then?

Oh, fine.

As long as you leave me alone after.

Hmm.

The picture seems to show that the Nuru thing might be some kind of massage.

I see someone lying down on a rubber thing, which I guess is the mattress.

Oh, is that what the rubber raft is for?

Well, can we set it up here in case you have any more questions?

Yeah, since you're the wise one, please help us.

Well, fine.

But you need to figure out your new odyssey on your own.

I'm a busy man.

Okay.

We're doing great so far. These pictures really helped.

Yeah, they did.

Look at this.

The pictures do show a guy, though.

So, Seth, can you help us?

It better not take too long.

Okay, it clearly says right here, because there's an X in the red over

that you have to take your clothes off.

Are you serious?

You want me to get naked?

How long is this going to take?

Let me check the instructions.

Uh -oh.

It says we have to get undressed, too.

Let me see that.

Did you two look at this?

Uh, I didn't know this massage was so intimate.

Intimate? Really?

Intimate? This is downright risque, okay? I really don't think we should be

doing this.

Oh, come on. We're grown women. I'm 20 and she's 19.

Yeah, and I want to experience infinite bliss.

You're a connoisseur of Japanese culture.

Aren't you curious to find out what this infinite bliss they promised truly

means?

It could be mind -blowing.

Yeah, and honestly, the reason we have to take our clothes off is probably

because the mirror was sticky.

Like, we don't want sticky clothes.

Look, Seth, we're curious, and I'm sure you are, too.

Fine, fine, fine.

Okay? Just, after this, leave me alone, because that's what you're going to get

for your sister.

And don't you tell her.

I don't want to get jealous.

We promise.

All

right.

I think I'll just lay down on here.

Yeah.

Face down, like the instructions say.

Yes, follow the instructions.

Okay.

Should we get in here with you?

That's the idea.

Look how sticky.

Ooh.

Can we just rub it on his body?

Yeah.

Rub it on our body, too.

It is sticky.

And slimy.

See, I told you this is why we had to take our clothes off.

It's hot, too.

It feels so nice.

It does.

I've never done anything like this before.

Me neither.

Of course not. You don't speak kanji.

You want all of your body stuff?

Just do what you.

This ain't too bad.

Look how gooey it is.

This is so much fun.

Yeah.

Your ass is so nice.

Thank you.

Oh,

this is crazy.

Aren't you having fun?

I kind of like it.

We told you.

You're so clumpy with us.

It's just the way I am. Yeah.

Must be why my sister likes you so much.

My best quality.

Do you think this is how your day was going to go?

No.

Just looking for a gift.

And I got a different kind of gift.

Well, thanks for reading.

That's slippery.

It is.

It's everywhere.

Look how stringy it is.

how much his butt is covered.

Perfect.

Another ending.

How are you doing down there, Seth?

I'm good.

Thank you.

Right here.

pictures our sex on. Like we use our pussies as massage tools.

We're on a slippery slope, girls.

One that some can't come back from.

We're risking everything.

We're about to marry your sister.

This is a new thing.

We may have opened Pandora's box.

Look, it's been relaxing so far.

And just like you, I feel in touch with thousands of years of Japanese culture.

We can't turn back now.

And I do appreciate the experience of other cultures.

All right, fuck it. Let's do it!

Thank you.

It tastes good, too.

That tastes so good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my God.

Do you like that sound? Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

I'm not feeling it.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hello.

Thank you.

Oh God. Oh yes.

Can I stick on your dick?

Shake that ass.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

That felt really good.

Fuck yeah, it did.

Really damn good. That just might have been the bliss we were promised.

But it's too soon to tell if it's infinite bliss.

I guess we'll find out tomorrow if we still feel bliss.

But wait.

Since we don't know kanji, we can't read the instructions.

We don't know if we only need to do this once.

Yeah, maybe we need to do it multiple times before we really know.

Ugh.