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Mr. Francisco, I heard you wanted to talk to me.

Yes, I do, Jacqueline.

Yes, I do.

You know, I didn't know what you looked like before when I hired you. And I

obviously wasn't here, but my brother was.

But I want to know one thing.

What are you wearing?

You don't like my clothes, Mr. Francisco?

Clothes? What kind of a babysitter wears these clothes?

Well, if you don't like my clothes, you won't like this either.

Holy cow!

Well, you hired a transsexual babysitter.

What do you expect?

I can deal with it. Get over here.

Oh.

Mmm.

oh my god

um wow

Oh yes.

Taking the kids and the family out to ride the ATVs.

Yeah, it's going to be great.

Yeah, what about Holly?

Wait, what?

Wait, wait, wait.

Are you saying my babysitter's a transsexual?

I don't care what Jim says.

My babysitter's not a transsexual.

Well, you know what? She's coming over tonight.

I'm going to have a real long talk with her and get to the bottom of this.

Yeah, I'll see you later.

Right, bye.

Transsexual, my ass.

So what did you want to talk to me about, Mr. Hudson? Is it this weekend?

I'm so sorry I can't make it. I have other plans that I've had for quite a

now. It has nothing to do with this weekend.

You know, there's been some nasty rumors going around.

The neighborhood's talking.

and I need to get to the bottom of it.

What kind of rumors are going around?

I don't understand.

Well, you know, the guys have been talking, and I don't know how else to

but I'm just going to come up and say it.

They're saying that your men are transsexual.

Is this true?

Is my babysitter transsexual?

Because, you know, I can't have none of that.

I can't deal with a transsexual babysitter. I mean, what are the

to think?

That's a lie. Who is telling you this, Mr. Hudson? I am 100 % woman. I am not a

transsexual. I don't understand what you're talking about.

It's the guys.

You know, Tom and Jim and Steve.

You know, they're always kicking it back, drinking, talking shit.

You know, you walk in looking beautiful and tall.

You know...

Like a gorgeous supermodel and they just think, you know, the worst.

That you're a transsexual.

But you're not. I know you're not.

Well, they're just haters. They can't find any babysitter to babysit their

trolls for children that they have.

You really think I look like a gorgeous supermodel?

Why, yes. Of course I think you're gorgeous. I mean, you're so tall.

Like a runway model.

Well, thank you. That was really sweet.

I have one question for you, Mr. Hudson.

Would a transsexual offer to suck your dick?

Whoa.

Not in Porter Ranch.

Well, I'm your babysitter, and I plan on being your babysitter for a really long

time.

So, I hope you're ready for me to prove to you that I'm not a transsexual.

I'm a real girl.

I've been waiting so long to figure out what the hell is in my pants.

Holly!

Oh my goodness.

You're a great babysitter. Thank you. I just want you to know that.

That means a lot to me. That's what I'm here for.

But first...

Tom is so wrong.

And Steve.

Transsexual couldn't suck a dick like this. Such a nice cock.

Thank you.

Seems to think so.

Oh, you don't need her while I'm around.

No, no, no, no, no.

She's out with her sister. He just keeps working on me.

He's so good, Mr. Hudson.

I wish I would have found out about it sooner.

Gosh, if you're that caring with my kids as you are with my cock, you're

entitled to a raise.

Really?

Absolutely.

We'll talk about that later.

Oh, my God.

I feel like I should take off my clothes. I think you should.

I think you totally should. I need to see what I'm working with.

I mean, you're so soft.

Thank you.

You're transsexual. I mean, look at you.

How could I be?

The guys are just, they're assholes.

Men can be such a drag.

I mean, for God's sake, you have boobs.

Nice, pretty, pretty boobs.

That feels so good.

Look at that, and they're real.

Yeah, take your pants off.

Why don't you stand up for me?

Why don't you get up and show them?

Those cute panties.

I just got them the other day. Did you?

The last paycheck that I got from you.

It's good to see that my money's going to good use.

It is.

All I buy was a lingerie. My dad pays for everything else. Wait, wait, wait.

Take those off.

I'm going to take my panties off. Yeah. I want to see what you have. Okay.

Yeah.

Shit. That's really good. Wow.

I can feel your clit. It's so... It's really swollen.

Oh, yeah. It's... I'm just... I'm just really horny. I can tell.

It seems to have that effect.

Mm -hmm.

Gosh,

and your lady, too.

Wow, you're really horny. Uh -huh.

I never knew I could have babysit her and be so horny. Oh, yeah.

It's been a while since my wife had a horny clit.

Oh, that's so sad.

I know.

Oh, my God.

Do you want to eat me out a little bit?

Yeah, I do, actually.

You should start with my asshole.

Start with your asshole?

I'd love that.

Wow, that really is a big...

I'll leave you. Good Lord.

Oh, that's too bad then.

No,

I will eat an ice, don't you?

I do.

Oh, my God.

Your tongue feels so good. You're just burying it so deep inside.

That's right. Keep playing with it.

I'm doing it just for you, Mr. Hudson.

Mmm.

You got it pretty wet.

You ready for my cough?

I don't know.

You don't know?

Uh -uh.

I need you to show me.

Mr.

Hudson, I've never fucked a dad before. It's so weird.

Well, this is the first time for everything.

Especially in Port -au -Range.

Oh, my God, Mr. Hudson.

My clit is so hard.

Baby, I'm not gonna hurt you

It's the biggest clit I've ever seen. Yeah. Look at that.

It's okay.

It's a pretty big clit. I like it. I like it.

I'm so sick and tired.

Such a good daddy ever.

Fucked by your dad.

Oh, Johnny.

Like I said, in Porter Ranch, it was the first time for everything.

Oh, yeah.

There's no transsexuals in Porter Ranch.

Wait till Tom, Jim,

and Steve. Wait till they hear about that.

Steve is a dick.

You little fucking cunt!

I wish they were all fucking me too.

I bet you Steve would want it.

I don't have to tell you I'm a squirter. Are you?

Yeah. I don't have to see you squirt. Oh, yeah.

Oh, Mr. Hudson.

Oh, you pound that tight little pussy up my...

It's a huge quit.

I've never seen one that big.

God, my wife doesn't get that big. Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh, Mr. Oh,

Mr. Daddy.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

I think it's time for me to squirt.

I want you to tell Jim and Steve that my babysitter, she's not a man.

Yeah, it looks to me that you're completely qualified to be the

our family.

Well, thank you, Mr. Silva.

Just one of the things about this job is I travel overseas a lot. I'm in China

very often, and my wife also travels a lot. And a lot of times I'll need you to

stay here overnight.

That's no problem, Mr. Silva. I don't have a boyfriend, and I obviously don't

have any kids, so I'm pretty much available anytime you need me.

Well, great, and everything looks great in this, and anything you would like to

tell me?

For the sake of full disclosure, I should tell you I'm T.

T? What does that mean?

Like, transsexual, tranny, you know.

You mean like a lady boy, like in Thailand?

Kind of like that, but I'm over four feet tall.

Wow, I didn't know there were transsexual babysitters.

Not all of us are prostitutes.

I mean, there are plenty of transsexual babysitters and astronauts.

The first one goes to space this year.

Wow, transsexuals in space?

I wanna see it.

Wow, Mr. Silva, you're very quick to see that, aren't you?

Are you sure you're gonna be okay with this?

You promise?

Mm -hmm.

What do you think about that, Mr. Silva?

I like it.

Why don't you show me how much you like it?

Oh wow.

Thank you.

My daughter.

Thank you.

um um

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Do you want to fuck me? Oh, yeah.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

What if your wife comes down?

She won't.

Forget it.

oh yeah

oh

Thank you.

Take a look at my beautiful face.

Yeah. Yeah.

Very beautiful.

Beautiful face. Look at me.

Nice. So did I get the job?

Yes, you do.

It's all yours.

Hello?

Mr. Diamond?

Hi. You must be Honey.

Yes, I'm Honey.

I spoke to your wife.

She told me just to come in for the private consultation.

Come on upstairs and we can talk about the job.

Go and make yourself comfortable.

Thank you.

Go ahead and put your feet up. Relax. Get real comfortable.

So how long have you been babysitting?

For a couple years now.

Nice, nice.

Well, you don't mind if I get comfortable, do you?

No, go ahead.

Thanks.

Oh, you were telling me about your babysitting and how long you've been

it? Yeah, I've been babysitting for a couple years now.

Tell me more, please.

I love it. It keeps me active.

How old are your kids?

My kids are three and two.

Oh, young.

Lots of energy.

Yeah, it's different since my wife has a job now.

Well, I know lots of fun games and activities that keep them busy.

Awesome. Sounds great.

Now, I'm going to have to warn you. My kids can be quite a handful.

Come on, just scoot it over a little bit.

Let me get comfortable. Thanks.

Now, it's really important for me to be comfortable with my babysitters, so, you

know, I figured we'd get comfortable.

Um, Mr. Diamond, I don't know if I'm comfortable with this.

I need to know my babysitters inside and out.

Do you do this with all your babysitters? My wife insists.

Mr. Diamond, I'm a little bit different than most of your babysitters.

Really? How so?

Well, Mr. Diamond, do your babysitters have one of these?

Even better.

Wow, Mr. Diamond, you do an intense interview.

Watch your teeth.

Oh, boy.

What do you want to do?

Fuck. Oh, yes.

Yes, that feels so good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh. Oh, yes.

Oh,

fuck.

So good?

Yeah, your ass was so tight.

Look at you taking that big dick.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. It feels so good.

Oh, my God. It's so fucking hard. It feels so good.

Yes.

Let me stretch my little fucking asshole. It feels so good. You like

my God.

Big Dick is just stretching that tight ass. Oh, yes. It feels so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Ooh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

There you go.

Oh, my God. I feel so good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Babies are my fucking asshole. Oh, my God. I feel so good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Come down. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

You got to come down from here. There you go.

Oh, my God. It's so far inside.

Oh, my God. It feels so good. Come down. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Fuck. Oh

my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck, it feels so good.

Oh, fuck, you hit my prostate right fucking there. It feels so good.

Where are you going? Oh, it's so big.

Oh fuck.

Oh yes.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

I think it's my turn.

Yeah? Oh yeah.

No. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my goodness. I'm going to fucking cock you this week.

What a great cocksucker.

Oh, fuck yeah.

I'm gonna see you shoot the hot load for me.

Oh, yeah