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ETERNAL.

Right.

Good morning, Yukihime-sama.

Oh? She's not here.

Chocolates?

Tasty.

Morning, Yukihime!

Huh? She's not here.

Chocolates, huh?

Yum!

ETERNAL.

Greetings. Welcome to Senkyo Springs.

Please come this way to check in.

Let me get those bags for you.

Would you like some tea?

Man, I totally forgot we ran a resort here!

I mean, it feels like we suddenly have a lot more guests.

Well, I think it started when you all fought at Mahora Academy.

That spread the word about UQ Holder.

That's how people heard about Senkyo Springs too,

and now our hot springs resort is popular as an urban getaway that offers a touch of luxury.

Oh, I see. That makes sense.

Well, getting more guests is a good thing!

Excuse me, we'd like to take a photo with the tower in the background.

Of course. I'll show you the best spot.

The tower fits in the frame really nicely from here.

Really? I can't wait!

Yeah!

That Tota Konoe...!

KiriE may call him incompetent, but he's surprisingly capable in his duties.

I was ready to berate him mercilessly the moment he did something wrong,

yet he has not slipped up once despite his demeanor.

But now that I think about it...

During the fight in the slums...

the one against Fate...

and even the one against Negi Springfield's faction...

I suppose one could say things worked out in the end thanks to him.

There's no doubt he's adept at battle,

but his true strength lies in his single-minded determination.

No matter how horrible the situation,

if he says things will be okay, I actually start believing him.

Uh, Karin-senpai?

It's overflowing!

How could I neglect my work thinking about the likes of him?

Curse you, Tota Konoe!

Why don't you go take a break?

We've taken care of most of the customers for the day.

Pass it over here!

Hold on!

Over here!

Oh, there you are! Karin-senpai!

I'm glad I found you. I need to ask you a favor.

And what would that be?

Karin-senpai!

Won't you agree to be mine and only mine?

What?!

Wh-what are you saying?!

Just because Yukihime-sama rejected you, you think you can switch over to just anyone?

Of course not, Senpai! You've got it all wrong!

I need your help, Senpai.

Like when I have to fight Gramps again, or any other super strong guys!

I totally want you by my side, Karin-senpai!

Th-that shouldn't be a problem at all, but why are you telling me this now?

Because I have feelings for you, of course!

Wha-?!

As long as I'm with you, I'm confident I can fight till the end of this world!

Together, I'm sure we could even save the world!

But you know absolutely nothing about me...

You-

Hey, can I have a word?

Karin, Tota, I need to check with you on something real quick.

Yukihime...

I love you, Yukihime!

Huh?!

So yeah, marry me, Yukihim-!

I thought he was an idiot, but not THIS much of an idiot.

So, he really did eat one.

Huh? What do you mean, "eat one"?

Oh, I made the foolish mistake of leaving some dangerous items out when I left my office.

They look like chocolates,

but they actually contain a powerful magic potion used to get the truth out of people.

What?

Whoever eats one can't help but be honest about whatever they are thinking.

It varies by person, but the effects last for about twelve hours.

But really, he eats one and the first thing he does is propose again?

I shouldn't be surprised, I suppose.

I see. So that explains his strange behavior earlier.

But wait, I'm in just as much trouble!

I took that potion too.

What do I do?

I can't possibly let Yukihime-sama know I stooped to his level and stole a bite from her desk!

Wait, but if I'm honest and fess up now,

perhaps she will find it surprisingly endearing, which would help boost her opinion of me...

Your thoughts are spilling out, Karin.

N-no, Yukihime-sama...

I do not mean to confess that I've pinched food off your desk before,

nor am I thinking I'd be in a fix if you found that out as well,

Karin, you seem like such a square, but you're surprisingly unprofessional sometimes, huh? but that being said, it's like this, you see, um...

Karin, you seem like such a square, but you're surprisingly unprofessional sometimes, huh?

Unprof-?!

Oh! Yukihime-sama!

Shoot, he got away!

We can't let Tota loose the way he is.

After him!

Oof, there we go.

It's true that things are busy lately,

but that means I get to spend more time with Tota-senpai, which is kind of nice.

Hey, Shinobu!

Oopsie-daisy.

Oh, I'm sorry, Senpai.

No problem at all.

By the way, Shinobu...

I like you!

S-Senpai! What's this all of a sudden?!

It's not sudden at all! I've always respected you, you know!

You're so small, but you never rely on anyone

and keep working towards your big dream of someday competing in that race!

I like you so much!

Senpai, what's going on?!

You quick little devil! I shall kill you for real one of these times!

Always so extreme, Karin-senpai!

But I like that part of you, too!

Shut your mouth! You colossal idiot!

Well, see ya!

Hey, stop right there!

U-um, what just happened?

Forget everything, Shinobu. He's temporarily confused due to a potion.

His mind's lost in heaven. Understood?

Um... O-okay...

I'm a customer staying in a suite. Why should I have to do this?

Well, whatever.

I wonder if he's doing his work properly...

Wh-why do I kiss- no, KEEP thinking about him every chance I get?!

Who cares about him?!

I mean, I don't like him at all.

I'm always alone.

Money is everything. Money will never betray me!

Okay, good.

Hey, how are you doing, KiriE?

Wh-where did you spring up from?!

Always full of energy, huh, KiriE?

By the way...

I love you, KiriE!

"Love"?!

Wh-what are you saying?! Y-you idiot!

You "l-l-love" me? But-

Are you doing all right, KiriE?

Are you eating food properly? Do you ever feel lonely?

Hey, Tota!

Wh-what do you think you're doing?! In broad daylight, no less!

Come rely on me any time you want, okay?

D-don't treat me like a child!

Don't worry. I'll always protect you.

Wha-?!

Courting women all over the place, huh? You lech!

He's gone!

Curse him!

Why would a truth serum make him go around confessing his love for everyone?

What? Huh?

KiriE, you best forget what happened just now. It's like the ramblings of a drunkard!

Huh...

Hey, Kuromaru!

Huh?

I love you! Forever!

What?!

We've always been good partners, but I think our relationship could be more than just that.

Huh? "More than just that"?

More than being good partners? You mean...

Really, really great partners!

The kind where you can tell how the other one's moving without actually looking!

I think you have to really like each other for that to happen.

So, always be by my side, Kuromaru!

Sure. Yeah, Tota-kun.

Ever since I met you, I've always meant to do just that-

Whoa!

Missed again!

Kuromaru, forget what just-

Never mind, you don't have to forget anything.

Uh... What?

Jinbei-san...

Gengoro-senpai...

lkku-senpai...

and all the customers!

I love you all!

Tota-sama!

Oh!

Mizore.

And what do you think of me?

I'd be happy to hear what you have to say!

You're a little kid.

Wha-?!

Man, the world is such a great place!

It's a magic trapping circle designed especially for you.

You won't escape this!

What the heck is this?!

That was close.

I feel like quite a lot of damage has already been done.

Well anyway, all we can do is keep him isolated.

Along with you, Karin.

What?!

L pinched some Food I pinched some Food

Huh? ls this the school in my village?

We are inside Yukihime-sama's magic circle prison.

Think of it as punishment for pinching her food.

We are locked in here for another nine hours until the potion wears off.

Seriously?

But this kinda takes me back!

I realize it's my own doing, but must I be trapped in an isolated dimension with him?

It's not just humiliating.

I have kept my mind intact so far, but before long, I'll be blurting everything out!

Tota Konoe.

To tell you the truth, I've been thinking about you a lot recently.

Huh?

Rather, I have feelings for you!

N-no, that's beyond the realm of possibility!

Because I hate him, that's why!

You know, Senpai...

But what if I've harbored feelings for him without even noticing myself?

Yukihime-sama's potions are powerful.

It may make me confess thoughts buried deep inside my heart.

Hello? Senpai?

Well, I must admit he's not bad as a person.

If I focus on his actions alone, he's relatively appealing.

But that doesn't translate to love!

Huh? What are you talking about?

Uh...

I-it's nothing! And what it is that YOU want?

Oh, well, going back to what I said earlier...

You know, I've always liked you a lot, Senpai.

How absurd. What could you possibly like about me?

Well, you're pretty, of course. And I like how you're stern and dignified.

You're cool-headed and reliable in battle,

and I know you've always got my back because you keep an eye on everything.

And I think it's cute how ditzy you can be at times.

Plus, you like kids, don't you, Senpai?

You don't usually smile, but you did in the slums.

That's who you really are, isn't it?

Seeing that made me like you even more.

You've been observing me that much?

Oh, there's one more thing.

You've got big boobs!

That's way too honest!

Hey, hold on, Senpai!

That was a close one.

No matter how much of an idiot he is,

when every honest word that comes out of him is positive and flattering,

it's difficult to keep my loathing intact.

But letting the likes of him know that I favor him in the slightest goes against my pride.

Engaging in conversation is dangerous.

Six hours left.

I'll just have to keep running away inside this dimension.

Come on, Senpai! Let's talk some more!

Shut up. Stop following me!

Why? What's the big deal?

Fine.

Then I shall pummel this idiot until time runs out!

Wow, she changed outfits!

I see, because it's an imaginary world.

Then here I go, too! Let's fight, Senpai!

I really like fighting you, Senpai!

You like everything, huh, you idiot?

Man, I love your footwork!

Shut up!

Wow, I really love that feint you just made!

This is incredibly annoying!

You really are quite the lech.

You've stripped me naked. Now what?

Whoops, my bad.

Ever since I found out I have this power called "the White of Mars,"

I discovered I can do this kind of thing.

But how else was I gonna stop you, Senpai?

Look, this is important. Hear me out, won't you?

I really do like you a lot, Senpai, and I really want to save the world someday.

Let's do it together, Karin-senpai!

You trust me from the bottom of your heart.

Is that what you want to say?

Yeah, exactly! That's why-

I am not worthy of that trust.

Huh?

Long ago, very long ago...

there was someone I idolized even more than Yukihime-sama.

He was a great individual and regarded me with trust.

But in the end...

I betrayed him.

He died, and I hung myself.

But I did not die.

Or rather, I could not die.

As punishment for betraying God...

I became immortal.

I thought I had been cursed by God,

doomed to observe humankind struggle and writhe in agony until the ends of time.

"Save the world," you say?

That's impossible!

No matter what you do, the world will always be filled with contradictions and suffering!

Both Yukihime-sama and I have observed this for hundreds of years!

So why, after all this time, does Yukihime-sama indulge a cheap imitation like you...?!

You're finally being upfront with me.

"A cheap imitation," huh? That's pretty harsh, Senpai.

But I really do like that about you too, Karin-senpai.

Wh-wha-?!

But hey, are you gonna give up, Senpai?

You're just gonna give in to this "God" person?

Huh?

If he intended our immortality to be a curse, then he made a big mistake!

This isn't a curse. It's a huge advantage!

Sure, I'm a "cheap imitation."

But so what?!

I'm going to use my life of eternity to save the world.

Help me out, Senpai.

And the way we live through eternity will show him.

We'll get back at that bastard who cursed you!

D-don't be fooled. He's all talk!

He has no plan, nothing to show for himself.

Before long, he'll run up against reality and break down.

Just like me.

Just like Yukihime-sama.

But...

His determination is the same as His and Yukihime-sama's.

What is this? Why is my heart pounding?

I can't!

Even if it's because of the potion, I can't let him in on my true feelings!

But it's no use! I'm going to let it all out!

I'm going to...!

Time's up, Karin, Tota.

Y..Yukihime-sama?!

Oh, we're back.

What are you two doing?

N-no, you see... It's a long story.

Get away from me, will you?!

Well, whatever.

By the way, Karin, about the potion...

I apologize. It seems you didn't take it, after all.

Huh?

Only the ones in the box were infused with the magic potion.

You ate one from outside the box, didn't you?

Uh, that's right.

Th-that means...

all the ruckus I caused in the last few hours was for nothing...

And what's more, my heart pounding wasn't because of the potion?

L-impossible!

That would mean, deep down, I actually like him?

That can't be. It can't!

Hey, Senpai? What's wrong?

Th-that Tota Konoe!

I refuse to forgive him, and that's that!

What?!

D-did Tota do something to you again, Karin-chan?

B-but hey, he probably didn't mean any harm, so maybe you could forgive him, you know?

I mean...

Now that I think about it, you have been acting strange lately as well.

O-oh, no, not at all...

Tota Konoe did something to you, then?

I joked that you two should get together, but that man is no good.

He's all talk, KiriE! Do not let him fool you.

L-I'm telling you, it's nothing!

Come on, hurry up and come!

H-hold on, Mizore-san!

Wh-whoa, hold up! What's going on?

I'm saying Shinobu and I shall wash your back in our school swimsuits!

You should be ecstatic!

What? That's what we're doing?

I never asked you to do anything like that!

T-Tota?!

Yukihiro-style Clothes-stripping Technique!

There!

Oh, my. You two were already here?

What's this?

It's big and soft. Kinda like a water balloon.

Huh, this one's a compact size that fits right in the hand.

This isn't bad, either.

Th-this is so lewd all of a sudden.

I was right about you all along!

Y-you incompetent idiot!

Go off and die for a bit!

Not this again!

Achachacha! Hot hot hot hot!

Achacha Hot hot hot

Muchachacha! A lot lot lot!

Muchacha A lot lot

Suki da yon yon yon tomannai (Yaa!) I love you you you I can't stop it (yeah!)

Yaa yaa yaa love punch (whoa!) Yeah yeah yeah, love punch (whoa!)

Shy na kimi no egao wa zurui yo A smile from your usual shy self isn't fair

Zutto michau (hai!) I can't stop looking (yes!)

Non non non makenai zo (makenai zo!) No no no, I won't lose (I won't lose)

Mou meccha daisuki dakara (daisuki!) I just love you super duper much (love you!)

Sotto zutto soba ni ite yone Stay by my side discreetly and always

Chotto yabai zo (yabai!) It's a little crazy (crazy!)

Love want you sensation Love want you sensation

Baby love don't you hajikeishon

Sukki sukki daisukki Love you love you love you so much

Daisukkisu kimi ni kiss Love you so much I kiss you

Nee skirt choi mijikame Hey my skirt is a bit short

An koocchi muite yo Oh please look this way

Mou otome gokoro wakaccha inai Really, you don't understand girls at all

Konna ni mune ga kyun to natte My heart's fluttering so much

Dakedo sunao na kimochi tsutaemasho kimi ni But I'll confess my true feelings, to you

Miracle-n run run okosu kara (yay!) I'll cause la la la a miracle (yay!)

Hai hai hai kakugo shite (wow!) Yes yes yes, you'd better be ready (wow!)

Yappa kimi no kanojo ni naritai I really do want to be your girlfriend

Kokuhaku jan (hai!) That's a confession (right!)

Non non non tamannai (tamannai!) No no no, I can't stand it (I can't)

Mou meccha daisuki dakara (daisuki!) I just love you super duper much (love you!)

Gyutto zutto te 0 tsunagou yo Let's hold hands tightly and forever

Kitto tanoshii It's sure to be fun

Love want you sensation Love want you sensation

Baby love don't you hajikeishon