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Man: Come in, control.
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This is sector 4.
We've got a runner.
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Man on P.A.:
Advise all personnel,
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Anderson state prison
is on full alert.
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Woman: All units report in.
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Man: Cell block
"a" secure.
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Second man:
Cell block "b" secure.
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Third man: Cell block "c"--
wait! By the holding pen!
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Oh, no.
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Man: Tower 4,
do you have him on visual?
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Story of my life.
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Man: Code blue.
Release the dogs.
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Second man:
He's over the wall!
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Hit the lights! Lower!
Get those lights lower!
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Move it, move it, move it!
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Shut the outer gates!
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Timmy Taylor...
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I don't see
your homework assignment.
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Uh...
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Well?
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Uh, so there was kato,
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and my homework
clenched in his teeth,
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and I looked outside
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just in time to watch him
barbecue my book report.
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And I had him cornered
in the kitchen,
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I was about to grab him,
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when he spit it down
the disposal.
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And then kato snatched it
off my desk,
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ran off to the backyard,
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and buried it
god only knows where.
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I tried to stop him,
I really di--
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stop!
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But I was just getting
to the good part.
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I think I've heard enough.
Thank you.
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This is the third time
in as many weeks
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that you've failed
to complete an assignment.
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Now, Timmy, I think
you're a bright boy,
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and I have tried
to be fair with you.
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Yet you persist in
these ridiculous excuses.
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But, Mrs. Stevens--
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no more buts.
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You have a current event
project due this Monday
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that counts for one third
of your grade.
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Now, if you show up
empty-handed,
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this time have no choice
but to fail you
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and to hold you over for...
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Summer school.
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Too bad about
bummer school.
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I'll be thinking
of you
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when
I'm water skiing
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at camp granada.
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Shut up,
bazooka butt.
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He's still got
till Monday.
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I told you not
to call me that.
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Besides,
I bet he hasn't
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even started his
current event.
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Did you see
principal ott back there?
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He's really got it
in for you.
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Don't remind me.
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Shoot!
What time is it?
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Taylor!
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Almost forgot.
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Ott: Taylor,
I know it's you!
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I'm on to you,
you little brat!
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Where are you?
I'm gonna--
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get out of my way!
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Taylor!
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You come back here,
Taylor!
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Get out of my way,
you little punks!
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Get out of my way!
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Radio: Here's
the pitch to sosa.
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Hey, son.
How was your day?
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Fine, fine.
Can we go now?
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Wait, wait.
Get legs, get legs.
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Yes! Oh, baby!
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That's why Sammy
gets the big bucks.
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Taylor!
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Come on. Let's go.
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I'm gonna get you for this,
Taylor! You hear me?
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You better pray you ace
your current event,
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because if you don't,
you're mine this summer!
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You hear me, Taylor?
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He's telling me about
this diet he went on,
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and he thinks
that if I went on it
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I would
probably lose weight.
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Dispatcher: All units, 211.
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Possible sighting of
escaped convict Carl banks.
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Reported last seen
on lyndon Lane and 53rd.
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Be advised suspect may be
armed and dangerous.
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The house!
The house!
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Come on, let's go.
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Forget the glasses,
pretty boy.
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We gotta go.
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Ok.
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1, 2, 3...
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4, 5, 6.
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1, 2, 3, 4...
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5, 6, 7, 8, 9...
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10, 11, 12, 13...
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14, 15, 16.
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Come to papa.
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1, 2, 3, 4...
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Scalise: You!
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Nick!
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Nick, he's out here!
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He's out here!
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There he goes!
Come on!
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Jeez! What happened?
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He came around this way
while you were in there.
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What were you doing
in there?
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Get in here!
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Oh.
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Radio: Full count to grace.
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Here's the pitch from dreifort.
He swings!
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Struck him out!
The cubbies lose again!
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So how did your teacher
take the news
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about your homework.
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Not too well.
It was all kato's fault.
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Timmy, you've got to stop
blaming the dog.
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But it really happened.
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Dad, look! That man.
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Have you even heard
a word I've said?
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Excuses
are like armpits--
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everybody's got them...
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And they stink.
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You follow him!
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I'll take the front!
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Nice dog.
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Ouch!
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You little flea harbor!
Get off of me!
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Come on, you lousy mutt,
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let go!
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Stop it!
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Aah!
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Uh, did I say lousy?
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I meant sugar boy,
sweet boy.
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Ha ha ha!
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Ya missed me,
ya little cat bait.
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Whaaah!
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I'm telling you,
it was him all right.
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Yeah, he ran off
as soon as he saw US.
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I don't--i have no idea.
I haven't even seen him.
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Hold on.
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Anything?
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Listen, call the man.
Stall him.
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Do whatever you have to do
to keep him there.
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I think this might be just
the break that we needed.
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Right.
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Let's go.
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Honey?
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Reach deep into your hearts,
my friends.
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Hi, honey.
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Hey, honey.
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Did you remember
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to pick up my dress
at the cleaners?
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Ohhh!
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You're sister's wedding
on Sunday.
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I'm sorry. I for--
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I'll pick it up
tomorrow, I promise.
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Hi, sweetie!
How was school?
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Timmy: Not good.
Don't ask.
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I tried talking to him
about responsibility.
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"Excuses
are like armpits."
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Well,
it makes the point.
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He just doesn't
wanna listen.
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Beth: Well, honey,
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he's only heard it
17,000 times.
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His father warned him,
but he chose...
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...He paid
a terrible price.
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Good afternoon.
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I'm Sam Blanchard.
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Our top story today,
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a jailbreak last night
at the Anderson state prison.
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Carl banks disappeared
over the south wall
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just after midnight.
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The suspect is 45 years old,
6 feet tall,
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approximately 160 pounds.
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Banks, you may remember,
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was arrested
for counterfeiting in 1996.
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Police are offering
a $50,000 reward
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for information
leading to his arrest.
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If you or someone you know
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thinks you may have seen
this man...
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Dad, it's...
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Timmy,
you wanna get that?
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Hey, dude.
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Mmph.
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Hey.
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What's the matter?
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Ott didn't bust you,
did he?
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No, it's my dad.
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He's just like
Mrs. Stevens.
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He won't listen
to me.
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Well, I got
just the thing
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to take your mind
off it.
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Janie Paulson's
showing off nail Polish
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down the street...
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And I think
it looks like rain.
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Huh?
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Heh heh.
Come on, let's go!
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Janie: Ooh.
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That's a pretty color.
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This is cool.
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Ooh. I like that color.
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Janie: Ooh.
That's sparkly.
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Wow.
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Red leader,
are you in position?
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Copy, blue leader.
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Ready and waiting.
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Hey, Stevie,
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how come our clubhouse
doesn't look that cool?
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Well...
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Helps when your mom's
a graphic designer.
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Helps when
your mom's rich.
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We go on my Mark.
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Janie Paulson,
I own you.
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Incoming!
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Oh, boys...
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I knew we should've stayed
behind the fence.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I'm going to get Janie
if it's the last thing I do.
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Well, look what
the cat dragged in.
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Smile for the camera,
girls. Ha ha ha!
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You're all wet.
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Turn that
stupid thing off.
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Yeah. No comment.
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I told you
to cut that out.
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What's the matter, kato?
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You ok, boy?
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Buddy, put the camera away.
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Stevie: How'd they know
we were coming?
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Maybe they're psychic.
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Buddy: Maybe
you're psycho.
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Shut up.
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Buddy: You shut up.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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You guys.
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Shut that thing off.
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Let's get down
to business.
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Vice chairman Stevie,
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read the minutes from
last week's meeting.
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Uh...
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Let's see here.
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We talked about
summer camp.
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Timmy brought root beers,
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and Stevie--
that's me--
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paid his 10-cent fine
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for leaving the clubhouse
door wide open.
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Oh, yeah. We also
instituted rule 409--
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no ice cream
in the clubhouse
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on account of buddy's
delicate condition.
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Hey, I can't help it,
doofus.
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Bazooka butt!
Bazooka butt!
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Hey, I told you
not to call me that!
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Hey, guys.
Guys, come on.
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Can we get down
to new business?
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If I don't come up with
a current event, I'm history.
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Cheer up. I'm sure
you'll think of something.
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Buddy: Yeah.
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Maybe that
escaped prisoner
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will come
to your house,
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take your whole
family hostage,
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and kill you
in a violent blood bath.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Hey, I saw that guy.
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No way.
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00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:48,928
Big way.
268
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:49,762
We were coming home
from school,
269
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,731
and he was running down
Sutton street.
270
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:52,599
Then he hopped
over a wall,
271
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,668
and this cop started
chasing him, and...
272
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,204
What?
273
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,238
Cellular.
274
00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,273
Oh, yes.
275
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:08,381
15th precinct, sergeant burger.
Can I help you?
276
00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:09,282
Timmy: Hello, police?
277
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:12,419
Let me speak to
detective sergeant Nelson.
278
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:15,288
Sergeant Nelson,
line 4.
279
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:19,726
Detective Nelson.
280
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,494
Yeah. I think I saw
281
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,430
that prisoner
you're looking for.
282
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:26,599
That's great,
great, great.
283
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:27,900
Can you describe him?
284
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,602
Tall, white skin,
285
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:31,771
bad complexion...
Ooh.
286
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,406
Overweight.
287
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,376
Ha ha!
Big belly, huh?
288
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:37,610
Ugly, and
he must be bald,
289
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:39,979
because he wears
a really bad hairpiece.
290
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,482
My goodness.
A bad hairpiece, huh?
291
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,652
Did I mention that
he's really butt-ugly?
292
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:46,753
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
293
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:50,490
And he wears, like, this
really fruity white mustache?
294
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,192
Uh-huh.
Fruity mu--
295
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,265
Timmy Taylor,
is that you?
296
00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:59,599
Is that you,
you little rascal?
297
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:00,533
Who do you think
you're messing with?
298
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:03,336
Don't give me a hard
time, do you understand?
299
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,304
Hang up this phone now!
300
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,338
Don't ever
call me again!
301
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,940
And you, you're fired
if you interrupt me anymore!
302
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:10,477
Oh, these kids
are something else.
303
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,479
We nailed him.
304
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,481
Yes. Way cool.
305
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,592
Goofy dog.
306
00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:29,762
Kato, what's your problem?
307
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,935
Guys, come here.
308
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:39,972
Oh. Well...
309
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,742
I guess our security
system really works.
310
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:43,943
Help me get him inside.
311
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:44,944
Lower him.
312
00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:47,680
Coming down.
313
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:48,748
Down more.
A little bit lower.
314
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,783
Ok, all right.
Spin him around.
315
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,685
Almost got him.
Almost got him.
316
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:53,986
I got his head.
317
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:56,389
Come on,
let's get him inside.
318
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,758
Yeah, ok, ok.
Come on, buddy.
319
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,460
Uhh.
320
00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:02,595
I wonder
who he could be?
321
00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:03,496
Maybe it's a bum.
322
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:05,798
What if he's dead?
What if kato killed him?
323
00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,500
So is he alive?
Shake him.
324
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:08,935
I'm not shaking him.
You shake him.
325
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,870
What a couple of wusses.
326
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,407
Buddy, you dork.
327
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:15,875
So I guess he's dead.
328
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:18,911
Help me
turn him over.
329
00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:26,786
That's him.
That's the guy.
330
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:27,954
The criminal?
Positive.
331
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:29,622
Calm down, Stevie.
332
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:33,426
I have to get this
on camera.
333
00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:39,499
Buddy, hand me
that mirror.
334
00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:41,734
I saw this
on x files.
335
00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:44,303
Saw this on x files?
336
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:48,541
He's alive.
337
00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:51,978
Well, maybe buddy should
give him mouth-to-mouth.
338
00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,046
Shut up.
339
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:57,116
I got a better idea.
340
00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:01,020
Ohh, that stinks.
341
00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:04,357
Oh, man. What do you got,
a demon in there?
342
00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:05,592
Gosh.
343
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:06,793
I better go
get my dad.
344
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:07,694
Wait, wait.
345
00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:12,465
What if he wakes up?
He could escape again.
346
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:19,071
Here, here, here.
347
00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:21,374
Take that.
348
00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:22,642
Ok.
349
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,446
Get his arm.
350
00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:45,164
Dad.
351
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,467
Dad, dad.
352
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,071
Aah!
353
00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:53,806
Ooh!
354
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:55,608
Hi, Mrs. Taylor.
355
00:22:55,642 --> 00:22:56,409
Mrs. Taylor:
Tim Taylor,
356
00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:58,144
how many times
do I have to tell you?
357
00:22:58,177 --> 00:23:00,980
If the door is closed,
you knock.
358
00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:03,683
Sorry, mom.
Where's dad?
359
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:06,819
Your father is upstairs.
360
00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:10,490
Mmm.
361
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:21,868
God, that tastes horrible.
362
00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:27,540
Where the heck am I?
363
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,509
Why does my butt hurt?
364
00:23:31,778 --> 00:23:35,515
Oh, shut up,
you mangy rat bag.
365
00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:38,818
Buddy: Hey, Taylor,
your mom's a babe.
366
00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:41,153
The next word
will be your last, buddy.
367
00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:43,723
Dad, dad,
you got to come quick.
368
00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:47,527
Aah!
369
00:23:47,727 --> 00:23:49,729
Timmy,
what are you doing?
370
00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:52,064
Dad, we caught
the bad guy.
371
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:52,965
What?
372
00:23:52,999 --> 00:23:54,066
What are you
talking about?
373
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,636
The guy from TV
who escaped from jail.
374
00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:57,737
He's in the treehouse.
375
00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:58,938
And we trapped him.
376
00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:01,240
Boys, I am trying
to exercise here.
377
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,810
Dad, you got
to believe me.
378
00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:06,979
All right. Let's go.
379
00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:08,848
Come on.
380
00:24:08,881 --> 00:24:12,852
Need something
to cut this with.
381
00:24:20,727 --> 00:24:22,061
No! Waah!
382
00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:25,064
Not again!
383
00:24:29,569 --> 00:24:31,638
Aah!
384
00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:33,773
Timmy: Come on, dad.
Come on.
385
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:36,075
I'm coming, I'm coming,
I'm coming.
386
00:24:36,108 --> 00:24:38,645
You know, I got a message
on our answering machine
387
00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:39,779
from principal ott.
388
00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:43,149
You guys wouldn't know about
a hallway prank, would you?
389
00:24:43,182 --> 00:24:43,916
Wait until
you see this, dad.
390
00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:45,184
It'll make up
for everything else.
391
00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:48,555
Yeah, yeah.We could be
famous.
392
00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:06,939
Timmy, I really don't
have time for this.
393
00:25:06,973 --> 00:25:08,675
But he was
just here, dad.
394
00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:10,610
Honest, Mr. Taylor.
He was just here.
395
00:25:10,643 --> 00:25:11,711
That does it.
396
00:25:11,744 --> 00:25:13,880
You don't do your homework,
you goof around in school.
397
00:25:13,913 --> 00:25:14,747
But, dad--
398
00:25:14,781 --> 00:25:16,749
and now you lie to me.
You are grounded.
399
00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:17,984
Buddy, show him
your tape.
400
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:19,986
Yeah. That's right,
Mr. Taylor.
401
00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:22,822
Buddy videotaped him.
402
00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:33,700
Mr. Taylor:
Is that Judy Robinson?
403
00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:34,601
Huh.
404
00:25:34,634 --> 00:25:38,638
I had no idea she was
in such great shape.
405
00:25:40,239 --> 00:25:41,073
Son...
406
00:25:41,107 --> 00:25:44,143
Are your parents aware
that you do this?
407
00:25:47,747 --> 00:25:49,916
I must've not hit
the record button.
408
00:25:49,949 --> 00:25:51,618
Sorry.
409
00:26:08,034 --> 00:26:09,201
Dad, come back!
410
00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:11,971
Ahh!
411
00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:15,174
Guys, come on.
412
00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:18,711
Here we go again.
413
00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:20,747
Come on.
414
00:26:25,685 --> 00:26:28,154
Timmy: Come on.
He's heavy. Come on.
415
00:26:28,187 --> 00:26:29,689
Buddy: Ok, right here.
Right here.
416
00:26:29,722 --> 00:26:31,958
Down on the...
417
00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:33,993
Ok. All right,
down. Ok.
418
00:26:34,026 --> 00:26:35,795
Legs.
419
00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:42,368
Well, what now?
420
00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:52,812
Detective sergeant Nelson
speaking.
421
00:26:52,845 --> 00:26:55,381
Detective Nelson,
this is Timmy Taylor.
422
00:26:55,414 --> 00:26:57,116
I'm sorry about
the earlier call,
423
00:26:57,149 --> 00:26:58,017
but this time, i--
424
00:26:58,050 --> 00:26:59,952
Taylor, you've made
your last prank call.
425
00:26:59,986 --> 00:27:01,020
I'm calling
your father.
426
00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:04,323
Making a bogus police report
is against the law, son!
427
00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:07,827
These kids will drive you
crazy. I'll tell you what.
428
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,235
Summer school!
429
00:27:23,042 --> 00:27:25,211
I've got it.
430
00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:29,716
Gentlemen, meet
my new current event.
431
00:27:30,216 --> 00:27:31,250
Your what?
432
00:27:31,283 --> 00:27:33,686
Come Monday, I'll wheel him
into Mrs. Stevens' class
433
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:34,821
and turn him in.
434
00:27:34,854 --> 00:27:35,722
Have you blown
a microchip?
435
00:27:35,755 --> 00:27:37,690
You can't keep him here
for 2 whole days.
436
00:27:37,724 --> 00:27:39,425
Buddy's right, for once.
437
00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:42,729
I mean, he's a grown
man. A killer, maybe.
438
00:27:42,762 --> 00:27:43,863
Count me out.
439
00:27:43,896 --> 00:27:46,165
All right,
so maybe you guys
440
00:27:46,198 --> 00:27:48,234
don't want a part
of the reward.
441
00:27:48,267 --> 00:27:49,468
Both: What reward?
442
00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:50,169
Think about it.
443
00:27:50,202 --> 00:27:51,470
He's a fugitive
from justice.
444
00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:53,372
He's got to be
worth something.
445
00:27:53,405 --> 00:27:56,809
What's the plan.
I mean, what now?
446
00:27:58,410 --> 00:27:59,345
Timmy!
447
00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:00,880
Dinner!
448
00:28:00,913 --> 00:28:01,848
I better go.
449
00:28:01,881 --> 00:28:03,816
Meet me here
at 8 A.M. sharp.
450
00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:05,451
I wonder what
old ott the snot
451
00:28:05,484 --> 00:28:08,187
will think of this?
452
00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:14,761
We just need
a little more time.
453
00:28:14,794 --> 00:28:15,527
That's all I'm asking.
454
00:28:15,561 --> 00:28:18,364
Just a couple of days,
that's all.
455
00:28:18,397 --> 00:28:22,234
No, no, no. I know
you're not Wells Fargo.
456
00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:23,803
It's just...
457
00:28:23,836 --> 00:28:25,504
We'll have the money
Sunday night--
458
00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,774
all of it,
plus interest.
459
00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:29,942
You have my word.
460
00:28:29,976 --> 00:28:31,811
Hello?
461
00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:35,714
What'd he say?
462
00:28:36,115 --> 00:28:37,784
We have 48 hours.
463
00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:39,418
You had better be right
about Carl.
464
00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:40,853
Trust me.
It was him.
465
00:28:40,887 --> 00:28:42,789
You think he came back here
for the plates?
466
00:28:42,822 --> 00:28:44,757
Why else would he
come back here?
467
00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:45,825
Yeah, but I don't
understand.
468
00:28:45,858 --> 00:28:47,794
How's finding Carl banks
going to solve our problems?
469
00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:51,363
I mean, we owe 50 large
to the Vegas syndicate.
470
00:28:51,397 --> 00:28:54,166
Simple. We find Carl,
we get the plates.
471
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,769
We get the plates,
we print the money,
472
00:28:56,803 --> 00:28:58,470
then we pay off
our gambling debts.
473
00:28:58,504 --> 00:28:59,872
Yeah, like they're
not going to know
474
00:28:59,906 --> 00:29:00,807
that the money's bogus?
475
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:03,776
Not a chance. Those are
the genuine article.
476
00:29:03,810 --> 00:29:05,277
I boosted them
out of the Denver mint
477
00:29:05,311 --> 00:29:06,545
about 5 years ago.
478
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:09,048
After that,
we're back in business.
479
00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:11,383
First things first.
480
00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:19,959
Find Carl banks.
481
00:29:54,326 --> 00:29:56,128
Who are you?
482
00:30:00,032 --> 00:30:00,632
I'm Timmy.
483
00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:03,069
I already know
who you are.
484
00:30:03,102 --> 00:30:04,536
Pleased to meet you,
Timmy.
485
00:30:04,570 --> 00:30:07,974
If you'll just untie me,
I'll be on my way.
486
00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:11,377
Sorry, but I can't
do that.
487
00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:21,954
I thought
you might be hungry.
488
00:30:27,126 --> 00:30:29,862
So how'd you get
into my backyard?
489
00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:31,597
Long story.
490
00:30:32,064 --> 00:30:33,265
So you're
a criminal, huh?
491
00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:34,533
They say
you're dangerous.
492
00:30:34,566 --> 00:30:38,237
Don't believe everything
you see on television.
493
00:30:38,270 --> 00:30:39,872
Why are you
doing this to me?
494
00:30:39,906 --> 00:30:41,273
You know, technically,
this is kidnapping.
495
00:30:41,307 --> 00:30:42,608
I could have you
arrested.
496
00:30:42,641 --> 00:30:43,542
Technically,
you're right,
497
00:30:43,575 --> 00:30:45,577
but seeing as how you're
an escaped convict--
498
00:30:45,611 --> 00:30:47,880
whom you are
aiding and abetting.
499
00:30:47,914 --> 00:30:50,216
Not exactly, since
I have every intention
500
00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:51,984
of turning you over
to the police.
501
00:30:52,018 --> 00:30:54,420
It's just I have to wait
a couple days.
502
00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:55,254
Why?
503
00:30:55,287 --> 00:30:56,655
Because I have
a current event project
504
00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,891
due on Monday--you.
505
00:30:58,925 --> 00:30:59,658
Me?
506
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:01,593
Kid, I can't be
your book report.
507
00:31:01,627 --> 00:31:02,461
Book report?
508
00:31:02,494 --> 00:31:03,529
You're the mother
of all current events.
509
00:31:03,562 --> 00:31:07,499
The only thing standing
between me and summer school
510
00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:08,167
is you.
511
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:11,103
Mrs. Taylor:
Timmy, bedtime!
512
00:31:11,137 --> 00:31:13,405
We can talk more
in the morning.
513
00:31:13,439 --> 00:31:16,375
I better go inside
before my mom gets mad.
514
00:31:16,408 --> 00:31:18,344
I'm grounded
because of you.
515
00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:19,445
Hey, kid,
516
00:31:19,478 --> 00:31:21,613
you don't know what you're
getting yourself into here.
517
00:31:21,647 --> 00:31:23,615
Oh, and just in case
you have any thoughts
518
00:31:23,649 --> 00:31:25,384
of trying to escape
in the night,
519
00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:27,019
kato--that's my dog--
520
00:31:27,053 --> 00:31:28,654
yeah.
We already met.
521
00:31:28,687 --> 00:31:30,156
He's quite vicious.
522
00:31:30,189 --> 00:31:31,623
Night, Carl.
523
00:31:31,657 --> 00:31:33,225
Kid, wait.
524
00:31:34,426 --> 00:31:36,528
Ohh.
525
00:32:17,403 --> 00:32:20,239
Timmy:
Good night, Carl.
526
00:32:31,517 --> 00:32:33,119
Come on, sweetie,
lights out.
527
00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:36,288
I was just, um, working
on my current event.
528
00:32:36,322 --> 00:32:37,256
Ooh.
529
00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:39,358
Are you feeling
all right?
530
00:32:39,391 --> 00:32:40,426
Mm-hmm.
531
00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:42,094
I'm just
a little tired is all.
532
00:32:42,128 --> 00:32:46,665
Well, come on,
let's get some sleep.
533
00:32:53,639 --> 00:32:54,373
Mom...
534
00:32:54,406 --> 00:32:55,307
You don't think
I'm crazy, do you?
535
00:32:55,341 --> 00:32:59,545
Well, you do have
a very active imagination.
536
00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:02,748
Of course I don't think
you're crazy,
537
00:33:02,781 --> 00:33:06,418
but I do want you
to do well in school.
538
00:33:09,155 --> 00:33:10,356
Thanks, mom.
539
00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:13,059
Good night, honey.
540
00:33:34,780 --> 00:33:35,581
Carl: Oh...
541
00:33:35,614 --> 00:33:38,450
So I wasn't dreaming.
542
00:33:40,386 --> 00:33:41,420
What's with
the reinforcements?
543
00:33:41,453 --> 00:33:44,756
That's Stevie,
and that's buddy.
544
00:33:44,790 --> 00:33:46,725
Pleased to meet you.
545
00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:49,595
Would you mind pointing
that somewhere else?
546
00:33:51,630 --> 00:33:52,764
Knock it off, buddy.
547
00:33:52,798 --> 00:33:55,201
Ok, look,
enough of this nonsense.
548
00:33:55,234 --> 00:33:57,503
Why don't you just
let old Carl go,
549
00:33:57,536 --> 00:33:58,337
and I'll try to forget
550
00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:00,639
this unfortunate
set of circumstances?
551
00:34:00,672 --> 00:34:02,641
No chance, slimeball.
552
00:34:02,674 --> 00:34:05,577
At least not until
after the trial.
553
00:34:06,645 --> 00:34:08,547
Trial?
554
00:34:08,847 --> 00:34:13,619
All rise for
the honorable judge frito.
555
00:34:20,192 --> 00:34:21,660
This court
is called to order.
556
00:34:21,693 --> 00:34:22,728
Bailiff,
call the first case.
557
00:34:22,761 --> 00:34:26,598
Stevie: The court recognizes
state vs. Carl--
558
00:34:26,632 --> 00:34:28,800
what's your last name
there, Sonny?
559
00:34:28,834 --> 00:34:31,437
Prosecutor, you know
the rules--
560
00:34:31,470 --> 00:34:32,738
no court TV.
561
00:34:32,771 --> 00:34:33,672
Exception.
562
00:34:33,705 --> 00:34:37,109
This could be the next
trial of the century.
563
00:34:37,143 --> 00:34:38,444
Carl:
This is ridiculous.
564
00:34:38,477 --> 00:34:39,778
The defendant
will answer the question.
565
00:34:39,811 --> 00:34:42,748
What if I refuse?
566
00:34:42,781 --> 00:34:44,216
Ow!
567
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:46,552
Ow!
568
00:34:46,718 --> 00:34:48,820
You little...
569
00:34:50,189 --> 00:34:52,758
Banks. Carl banks.
570
00:34:53,725 --> 00:34:54,826
Timmy: Carl banks,
it says here
571
00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:57,529
you're charged with 2 counts
of attempted counterfeiting
572
00:34:57,563 --> 00:34:59,565
and escape from jail.
How do you plead?
573
00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:01,900
Innocent.
574
00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:02,634
Well...
575
00:35:02,668 --> 00:35:04,836
Guilty with
a reasonable doubt.
576
00:35:04,870 --> 00:35:05,837
Your honor,
577
00:35:05,871 --> 00:35:09,608
my defendant wishes to plead
reasonably innocent.
578
00:35:09,641 --> 00:35:11,710
Very well.
The state may proceed.
579
00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:15,547
Where were you
Tuesday, march 4?
580
00:35:15,581 --> 00:35:17,283
How the heck
should I know?
581
00:35:17,316 --> 00:35:18,750
You lie!
582
00:35:18,784 --> 00:35:20,286
Objection!
583
00:35:20,319 --> 00:35:21,620
He's badgering my client.
584
00:35:21,653 --> 00:35:25,257
Chill out, buddy--
I mean, prosecutor.
585
00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:27,393
Answer the question,
defendant.
586
00:35:27,693 --> 00:35:30,496
I was at a restaurant
called Benny's.
587
00:35:30,529 --> 00:35:31,397
Benny's?
588
00:35:31,430 --> 00:35:32,731
Yeah. It's like
a Denny's,
589
00:35:32,764 --> 00:35:33,599
only, for wiseguys.
590
00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:37,203
Permission to
cross-examine, your honor.
591
00:35:37,236 --> 00:35:37,903
Permission granted,
592
00:35:37,936 --> 00:35:39,471
but with very little
latitude.
593
00:35:39,505 --> 00:35:41,307
Thank you, your honor.
594
00:35:42,708 --> 00:35:44,710
So, Mr. Banks,
595
00:35:44,743 --> 00:35:48,347
what did you have
for dinner that night?
596
00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:49,448
You kids are crazy.
597
00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:51,617
I'm not saying
another word.
598
00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:53,752
Ow!
599
00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:55,487
Ow!
600
00:35:55,521 --> 00:35:56,588
How old are you, kid?
601
00:35:56,622 --> 00:35:57,623
10.
602
00:35:57,656 --> 00:35:58,924
Well, if you want to live
to see a nice, ripe 11,
603
00:35:58,957 --> 00:36:01,393
you will stop
jerking my shorts.
604
00:36:01,427 --> 00:36:02,661
Answer the question.
605
00:36:02,694 --> 00:36:04,763
Pizza, I think.
606
00:36:04,796 --> 00:36:05,697
Aha!
607
00:36:05,731 --> 00:36:08,234
Your honor, defense
wishes to plead innocent
608
00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:10,669
on account
of the pizza defense.
609
00:36:10,702 --> 00:36:12,538
The pizza defense?
610
00:36:12,571 --> 00:36:13,905
You were
temporarily insane
611
00:36:13,939 --> 00:36:15,641
on account
of the pizza
612
00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:16,975
affecting
your brain.
613
00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:19,945
Objection.
Object this!
614
00:36:19,978 --> 00:36:23,315
Counsel,
approach the bench.
615
00:36:29,621 --> 00:36:30,756
Before the court
passes judgment,
616
00:36:30,789 --> 00:36:32,258
will the defendant
tell the court
617
00:36:32,291 --> 00:36:37,596
who lives
at 4521 lyndon Lane?
618
00:36:38,730 --> 00:36:40,699
It was in your pocket.
619
00:36:40,732 --> 00:36:41,800
Isn't that the old
Johnson place?
620
00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:43,001
Yeah, isn't that where
all those kids
621
00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:44,903
were trapped
in the fire?
622
00:36:44,936 --> 00:36:46,738
Yeah. Yeah,
that's the place.
623
00:36:46,772 --> 00:36:49,741
So answer the question.
Who lives there now?
624
00:36:49,975 --> 00:36:52,278
The guys
I used to work for.
625
00:36:52,311 --> 00:36:54,480
It was the headquarters
for their counterfeiting ring.
626
00:36:54,513 --> 00:36:56,648
But you kids stay away
from there, you hear me?
627
00:36:56,682 --> 00:36:57,483
What else?
628
00:36:57,516 --> 00:37:01,253
That's it. I'm not
saying another word.
629
00:37:04,623 --> 00:37:05,324
Hey, where's my plate?
630
00:37:05,357 --> 00:37:08,594
Uh, the court
requests a recess
631
00:37:08,627 --> 00:37:10,862
to further investigate
the matter.
632
00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:12,798
What have you done
with my plate?
633
00:37:12,831 --> 00:37:15,601
The court temporarily
sentences the defendant
634
00:37:15,634 --> 00:37:17,669
to the penalty box.
635
00:37:17,703 --> 00:37:19,305
Penalty box?
636
00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:32,284
Ok. My parents
went to get groceries.
637
00:37:32,318 --> 00:37:33,719
That gives US
a couple of hours.
638
00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:36,555
Stevie and I will go visit
the old Johnson house.
639
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,724
Buddy, you stand guard.
640
00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:41,660
Heh heh heh.
641
00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:49,435
D.j.: That was ocean
with I still love you
642
00:37:49,468 --> 00:37:52,638
on Joe Willy's boss sounds
of the seventies.
643
00:37:52,671 --> 00:37:53,572
Here's another
little ditty
644
00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:56,975
sure to please all you
frank mcdonough fans.
645
00:37:57,008 --> 00:37:57,543
Yeah.
646
00:37:57,576 --> 00:37:59,378
You like music,
Carl?
647
00:38:00,679 --> 00:38:01,780
I do...
648
00:38:01,813 --> 00:38:03,882
Especially the oldies.
649
00:38:03,915 --> 00:38:05,016
You know why?
650
00:38:05,050 --> 00:38:08,086
Because it tickles
my funny bone.
651
00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:10,756
You got
a funny bone, Carl?
652
00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:13,692
I bet you do.
653
00:38:13,725 --> 00:38:15,461
You see...
654
00:38:15,494 --> 00:38:19,798
It's just a matter
of finding it.
655
00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:22,734
Ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha!
656
00:38:22,768 --> 00:38:24,503
Stop. Stop it.
657
00:38:35,414 --> 00:38:36,014
Be careful.
658
00:38:36,047 --> 00:38:37,082
We can't go in there.
659
00:38:37,115 --> 00:38:39,551
We're going to be caught,
arrested, thrown in jail.
660
00:38:39,585 --> 00:38:43,922
Got to be better
than bummer school.
661
00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:56,001
Timmy, I got
a bad feeling about this.
662
00:38:56,034 --> 00:38:57,769
Let's go back.
663
00:38:57,803 --> 00:38:59,638
What are you
in such a hurry for?
664
00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:02,374
Doesn't look like
anybody's home.
665
00:39:02,408 --> 00:39:03,875
All right,
but if we get killed,
666
00:39:03,909 --> 00:39:08,013
I'm telling everybody
it's your fault.
667
00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:12,350
Let's go.
668
00:39:18,557 --> 00:39:20,659
Whoa. Cool.
669
00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:26,097
Think this is where Carl
does his counterfeiting?
670
00:39:26,131 --> 00:39:30,035
More like where he goes
to dispose of the bodies.
671
00:39:30,068 --> 00:39:30,969
What bodies?
672
00:39:31,002 --> 00:39:34,806
Hey, aren't you supposed
to be defending him?
673
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:35,807
Oh, yeah.
674
00:39:36,842 --> 00:39:39,645
I know a guy who tickled
his sister so much once,
675
00:39:39,678 --> 00:39:41,480
she actually peed
in her pants.
676
00:39:41,513 --> 00:39:43,181
How about that?
Ohh!
677
00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:44,015
How about you, Carl?
678
00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:46,652
Your bladder must be
overloaded by now.
679
00:39:46,685 --> 00:39:48,820
You must really
have to go.
680
00:39:48,854 --> 00:39:50,656
You haven't gone
to the bathroom
681
00:39:50,689 --> 00:39:53,792
in a really long time.
682
00:39:53,825 --> 00:39:55,661
Heh heh! How about
this one, Carl?
683
00:39:55,694 --> 00:39:58,464
Tales from the urinal
by I.P. Standing.
684
00:39:58,497 --> 00:40:01,667
Ha ha! I just crack
myself up sometimes.
685
00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:04,770
You know, kid, you don't have
both oars in the water.
686
00:40:04,803 --> 00:40:07,072
Uh-oh.
687
00:40:29,027 --> 00:40:31,096
Come on.
Hey, partner.
688
00:40:31,129 --> 00:40:31,897
Come on.
689
00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:34,132
Get up. Let's go.
We got work to do.
690
00:40:39,738 --> 00:40:40,806
You know, kid,
691
00:40:40,839 --> 00:40:44,209
your parents ought to get you
into therapy real soon.
692
00:40:44,242 --> 00:40:46,211
Now walk.
693
00:40:46,244 --> 00:40:47,513
Where's my plate?
694
00:40:47,546 --> 00:40:48,680
I don't know.
695
00:40:48,714 --> 00:40:49,581
You know what?
696
00:40:49,615 --> 00:40:50,682
I heard about a guy
in the joint one time,
697
00:40:50,716 --> 00:40:54,686
and they pulled his underwear
clean up over his head.
698
00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:55,754
What do you think
about that?
699
00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:57,188
You don't scare me.
700
00:40:57,222 --> 00:40:57,856
What?
701
00:40:57,889 --> 00:40:59,591
You don't scare me.
702
00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:01,660
Oh, yeah?
703
00:41:01,993 --> 00:41:02,628
Well...
704
00:41:02,661 --> 00:41:03,895
How do you like
the name...
705
00:41:05,631 --> 00:41:06,732
Buddy 9-fingers, huh?
706
00:41:07,866 --> 00:41:08,767
What?
707
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,702
He put it in his room.
708
00:41:10,736 --> 00:41:11,570
Good, good.
709
00:41:11,603 --> 00:41:13,939
Now, up, up, up.
Walk, walk, walk, walk.
710
00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:15,140
Step.
711
00:41:15,173 --> 00:41:16,542
Up.
712
00:41:16,575 --> 00:41:18,810
Uhh! Uhh!
713
00:41:19,745 --> 00:41:20,879
Uhh! Uhh!
714
00:41:20,912 --> 00:41:22,247
Let me go!
715
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,583
Let me go!
716
00:41:24,616 --> 00:41:27,586
Get me down
from here!
717
00:41:27,619 --> 00:41:29,655
Let me go!
718
00:41:30,689 --> 00:41:31,222
Let me go!
719
00:41:31,256 --> 00:41:33,525
Come on,
let me go!
720
00:41:33,559 --> 00:41:34,660
Please!
721
00:41:34,693 --> 00:41:35,561
Come on, man!
722
00:41:35,594 --> 00:41:36,928
Hey, boy, come here.
723
00:41:36,962 --> 00:41:40,532
Here, poochy.
Got something for you.
724
00:41:40,566 --> 00:41:41,733
Hot dog.
725
00:41:41,767 --> 00:41:43,569
You want another one?
726
00:41:43,602 --> 00:41:44,803
There you go.
727
00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:46,772
Too bad I don't have
any laxatives.
728
00:41:47,906 --> 00:41:49,675
Buddy: Please, let me
down from here!
729
00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:50,676
I'll do anything!
730
00:41:50,709 --> 00:41:52,778
Please!
Hey, come here!
731
00:42:15,734 --> 00:42:17,903
Carl: Ahh...
732
00:42:18,804 --> 00:42:20,238
Yes.
733
00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:23,942
Timmy, I'm scared.
734
00:42:23,975 --> 00:42:26,144
Yeah.
Me, too.
735
00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:32,684
Quick, let's
get out of here.
736
00:42:33,084 --> 00:42:34,185
Ow! Ow! Ow!
737
00:42:34,219 --> 00:42:36,855
Timmy:
There's no time!
738
00:42:42,794 --> 00:42:44,796
Nick: We got a lot of work
to do. We got to move.
739
00:42:44,830 --> 00:42:47,232
This thing
is heavy.
740
00:42:47,265 --> 00:42:48,767
Gentle.
741
00:43:23,669 --> 00:43:25,036
Hey, freeze!
742
00:43:25,971 --> 00:43:28,707
All right, you kids,
what are you guys up to?
743
00:43:28,740 --> 00:43:30,141
Uh, nothing. Nothing.
744
00:43:30,175 --> 00:43:32,778
We weren't snooping
or spying or...
745
00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:35,814
Breaking or entering.
746
00:43:35,847 --> 00:43:37,315
Uh, we were just, um...
747
00:43:37,348 --> 00:43:41,086
Uh, lost our...
Football...
748
00:43:41,787 --> 00:43:42,453
Detective, sir.
749
00:43:42,487 --> 00:43:44,122
Yeah? So where's
the football?
750
00:43:44,155 --> 00:43:46,057
It's not
in the back room.
751
00:43:46,091 --> 00:43:48,326
He means it's not
in the backyard.
752
00:43:48,359 --> 00:43:50,195
I mean, we checked
in the backyard,
753
00:43:50,228 --> 00:43:53,732
but it wasn't there,
so it must be next door.
754
00:43:53,765 --> 00:43:54,766
Can we go now?
755
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,703
I think we better go inside
and call your parents.
756
00:43:57,736 --> 00:43:58,804
Nick: Hey!
757
00:43:58,837 --> 00:44:02,273
Come on. Quit
goofing off, partner.
758
00:44:02,841 --> 00:44:04,442
Come on!
759
00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:05,811
All right, you kids,
get out of here
760
00:44:05,844 --> 00:44:09,014
and don't let me
catch you here again!
761
00:44:09,047 --> 00:44:10,015
Come on.
762
00:44:10,048 --> 00:44:11,382
I'm coming.
Let's go!
763
00:44:11,416 --> 00:44:12,851
Jeez.
764
00:44:12,884 --> 00:44:14,820
Jeez, man.
765
00:44:16,788 --> 00:44:18,824
Carl: Ahh.
766
00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:21,927
Ahh.
767
00:45:04,803 --> 00:45:07,438
Taylors?
Up and at 'em.
768
00:45:09,808 --> 00:45:12,310
Got trees to trim,
grass to mow,
769
00:45:12,343 --> 00:45:14,045
hedges to shear.
770
00:45:15,881 --> 00:45:17,382
Pay dirt!
771
00:45:17,415 --> 00:45:20,318
Gardener:
I'm still waiting.
772
00:45:22,153 --> 00:45:23,955
I'm still waiting.
773
00:45:24,823 --> 00:45:27,993
Well, I'm just going to get
started on my own, that's all.
774
00:45:28,026 --> 00:45:31,830
We're
not feeling well today.
775
00:45:31,863 --> 00:45:33,098
Could you come back
tomorrow?
776
00:45:33,131 --> 00:45:36,034
Nope. Nada. No can do.
777
00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:37,969
I'll double your pay.
778
00:45:38,003 --> 00:45:39,004
Can't be bought, Taylor.
779
00:45:39,037 --> 00:45:42,073
Time is grass, and grass
is the only green I need.
780
00:45:42,107 --> 00:45:44,309
I'll triple it.
781
00:45:44,342 --> 00:45:46,444
In advance?
782
00:45:46,477 --> 00:45:47,879
Just a minute.
783
00:45:47,913 --> 00:45:50,816
I'll be right back.
784
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:58,523
* they say inside
of every girl *
785
00:45:58,556 --> 00:46:02,227
* is locked
a precious, shining Pearl *
786
00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:05,563
* like a flower
that waits for spring *
787
00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:08,900
* the right touch
can mean everything *
788
00:46:08,934 --> 00:46:12,570
* she must be reading
glamour 'zines *
789
00:46:12,603 --> 00:46:13,371
Mrs. Taylor?
790
00:46:13,404 --> 00:46:15,907
* now the girl's
a beauty queen *
791
00:46:15,941 --> 00:46:18,276
* she's a plain girl
792
00:46:18,309 --> 00:46:19,110
* mmm
793
00:46:19,144 --> 00:46:22,580
* but she shop, shop,
shops so good *
794
00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:25,984
* she's the same girl
795
00:46:26,017 --> 00:46:31,823
* I never notice
like I should *
796
00:46:33,124 --> 00:46:36,461
* it's amazing
such a looker *
797
00:46:36,494 --> 00:46:40,198
* was the way
she was before *
798
00:46:40,231 --> 00:46:43,334
* and all this time
I took her *
799
00:46:43,368 --> 00:46:46,938
* for the plain old
girl next door *
800
00:46:46,972 --> 00:46:50,575
* she must be reading
glamour 'zines *
801
00:46:50,608 --> 00:46:54,079
* 'cause now the girl's
a beauty queen *
802
00:46:54,112 --> 00:46:56,014
* she's a plain girl
803
00:46:56,047 --> 00:46:57,182
* mmm
804
00:46:57,215 --> 00:46:58,616
Mrs. Taylor?
805
00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:00,318
Let's go--
weeds a-wasting.
806
00:47:00,351 --> 00:47:00,919
Coming.
807
00:47:00,952 --> 00:47:02,854
* she's
the same girl *
808
00:47:02,888 --> 00:47:05,423
sorry for the delay.
How much do I owe you?
809
00:47:05,456 --> 00:47:07,458
Well, let's see.
It's 3 times 40.
810
00:47:07,492 --> 00:47:11,462
Now, if I did 40 lawns
in 3 minutes...
811
00:47:11,496 --> 00:47:13,531
No, no.
Is it if I did--
812
00:47:13,564 --> 00:47:16,501
if I did 3 lawns
in 40 minutes?
813
00:47:16,534 --> 00:47:18,636
Math was never
my strong suit.
814
00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:20,538
Here. It's over
a hundred dollars.
815
00:47:20,571 --> 00:47:22,140
Just take it.
Heh heh.
816
00:47:22,173 --> 00:47:25,877
Now, can I interest you
in some fertilizer?
817
00:47:25,911 --> 00:47:27,645
Homemade--
full of nitrates.
818
00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:29,948
Maybe some other time.
819
00:47:29,981 --> 00:47:31,983
Heh heh!
820
00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:16,361
Hey, isn't he supposed
to blow these leaves?
821
00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:19,030
Beth: Our neighbors
complained about the noise.
822
00:48:19,064 --> 00:48:23,501
That's great. Now we have
leaves all over the place.
823
00:48:23,534 --> 00:48:24,435
Timmy!
824
00:48:24,469 --> 00:48:27,672
Timmy, help your mother
with the groceries.
825
00:48:27,705 --> 00:48:28,406
Timmy:
Hurry, Stevie.
826
00:48:28,439 --> 00:48:29,674
If my parents
find out I'm gone,
827
00:48:29,707 --> 00:48:33,311
they'll ground me
for life.
828
00:48:43,154 --> 00:48:46,091
Timmy, come help
your father with the...
829
00:48:46,124 --> 00:48:48,026
Groceries.
830
00:48:48,626 --> 00:48:50,996
What a mess.
831
00:48:55,900 --> 00:48:58,636
Somebody get me
out of here!
832
00:48:58,669 --> 00:49:01,339
Somebody get me down!
This hurts!
833
00:49:01,372 --> 00:49:02,273
What happened?
834
00:49:02,307 --> 00:49:03,308
Somebody help me!
835
00:49:03,341 --> 00:49:04,442
He got the drop on me.
836
00:49:04,475 --> 00:49:06,978
I wasn't going to talk, but
there was torture involved.
837
00:49:07,012 --> 00:49:07,612
1, 2, 3.
838
00:49:07,645 --> 00:49:09,580
Loud noises,
dismemberment.
839
00:49:09,614 --> 00:49:11,616
I told him
about the plate.
840
00:49:11,649 --> 00:49:13,718
You let him escape?
841
00:49:13,751 --> 00:49:15,720
I am dead.
I am so dead.
842
00:49:15,753 --> 00:49:16,687
Beth:
Tim Taylor,
843
00:49:16,721 --> 00:49:21,426
get your butt in here
right now!
844
00:49:34,139 --> 00:49:36,541
Young man,
your room is filthy.
845
00:49:36,574 --> 00:49:37,575
How do you think
you're going to finish
846
00:49:37,608 --> 00:49:40,478
that current event in
the middle of all that mess?
847
00:49:40,511 --> 00:49:41,279
Hey...
848
00:49:41,312 --> 00:49:43,248
I've got an idea
for a current event.
849
00:49:43,281 --> 00:49:45,683
Clean your room--
now.
850
00:50:04,635 --> 00:50:07,605
Good-bye, camp granada.
851
00:50:09,774 --> 00:50:11,709
Carl!
852
00:50:11,742 --> 00:50:13,311
Mmm!
853
00:50:18,783 --> 00:50:21,018
Chill out.
854
00:50:21,352 --> 00:50:22,687
What are you doing
up here?
855
00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:25,356
And why are you
wearing makeup?
856
00:50:25,390 --> 00:50:26,624
Never mind.
857
00:50:26,657 --> 00:50:28,593
Look, you got to get me
out of here
858
00:50:28,626 --> 00:50:30,195
before your parents
find out.
859
00:50:30,228 --> 00:50:31,796
So? At least
they'll believe me.
860
00:50:31,829 --> 00:50:33,464
I can't believe
you tried to escape.
861
00:50:33,498 --> 00:50:37,668
I'm an escaped prisoner.
What do you expect?
862
00:50:37,702 --> 00:50:40,205
Look, if your parents
find out,
863
00:50:40,238 --> 00:50:41,672
they will have me
arrested,
864
00:50:41,706 --> 00:50:42,807
and if I am arrested,
865
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:46,677
you can say good-bye
to your current event.
866
00:50:46,711 --> 00:50:49,247
You got a point there.
867
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:51,382
Let me think.
868
00:50:52,283 --> 00:50:54,819
We need a diversion.
869
00:50:56,687 --> 00:50:58,423
Guys,
he's still here.
870
00:50:58,456 --> 00:50:59,424
Carl?
871
00:50:59,457 --> 00:51:05,130
He's upstairs in my bedroom.
We got to act fast.
872
00:51:14,639 --> 00:51:17,575
Yeah!
873
00:51:22,247 --> 00:51:23,648
I got it, honey.
874
00:51:23,681 --> 00:51:25,283
Timmy can't play
right now, buddy.
875
00:51:25,316 --> 00:51:26,117
He's got to clean his room.
876
00:51:26,151 --> 00:51:30,388
Did you know your car
has an oil leak?
877
00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:34,559
Now, how'd that happen?
878
00:51:38,596 --> 00:51:40,665
Rick, I'm right in the--
879
00:51:40,698 --> 00:51:41,399
Timmy?
880
00:51:41,432 --> 00:51:42,700
I just wanted
to give you a hug
881
00:51:42,733 --> 00:51:45,470
and tell you what
a great mom you are.
882
00:51:45,503 --> 00:51:47,772
You still have
to clean up your room.
883
00:51:47,805 --> 00:51:48,673
Hey, and don't forget
884
00:51:48,706 --> 00:51:50,708
you got your aunt Rita's
wedding tomorrow.
885
00:51:50,741 --> 00:51:51,742
Sure, mom.
886
00:51:51,776 --> 00:51:53,411
Ha!
887
00:51:56,514 --> 00:51:59,717
What are you
so happy about?
888
00:52:13,364 --> 00:52:17,435
Uhh! Aah!
889
00:52:18,903 --> 00:52:20,671
Yes!
890
00:52:21,572 --> 00:52:23,741
Oh, no.
891
00:52:24,775 --> 00:52:26,277
Ohh.
892
00:52:26,311 --> 00:52:27,545
Ahh.
893
00:52:27,578 --> 00:52:28,813
Ahh.
894
00:52:29,614 --> 00:52:30,448
Yes!
895
00:52:30,481 --> 00:52:32,317
Stevie:
Hold still.
896
00:52:32,350 --> 00:52:33,351
Ow!
897
00:52:33,384 --> 00:52:35,253
Ouch! Ahh!
898
00:52:35,286 --> 00:52:38,556
What did you use,
airplane glue?
899
00:52:38,589 --> 00:52:39,590
How do I look?
900
00:52:39,624 --> 00:52:40,725
Like a movie star.
901
00:52:40,758 --> 00:52:41,859
Yeah? Which one?
902
00:52:41,892 --> 00:52:43,794
Ever see
nightmare on elm street?
903
00:52:43,828 --> 00:52:45,863
You kind of look like
my dad's butt
904
00:52:45,896 --> 00:52:47,665
during a hemorrhoid
relapse.
905
00:52:47,698 --> 00:52:50,768
Ha ha. Prison
was easier than this.
906
00:52:50,801 --> 00:52:52,337
You shouldn't have
left, Carl.
907
00:52:52,370 --> 00:52:56,541
Oh, sorry, I forgot
to apologize.
908
00:52:56,574 --> 00:52:57,475
Look...
909
00:52:57,508 --> 00:53:00,511
All you got to worry about
is summer school.
910
00:53:00,545 --> 00:53:01,712
Boo-hoo-hoo.
911
00:53:01,746 --> 00:53:04,615
I got a lot more important
things on my mind--
912
00:53:04,649 --> 00:53:06,217
like staying alive.
913
00:53:06,251 --> 00:53:08,253
You have no idea
who's after me.
914
00:53:08,286 --> 00:53:09,520
Well, we got
a pretty good idea.
915
00:53:09,554 --> 00:53:11,356
We checked out
the old Johnson place.
916
00:53:11,389 --> 00:53:13,624
I told you kids
to stay away from there.
917
00:53:13,658 --> 00:53:14,592
You could get hurt.
918
00:53:14,625 --> 00:53:15,660
Or worse.
I know.
919
00:53:15,693 --> 00:53:16,627
Timmy:
We found stuff--
920
00:53:16,661 --> 00:53:18,529
some kind of
printing device
921
00:53:18,563 --> 00:53:19,597
and empty ink drums.
922
00:53:19,630 --> 00:53:20,465
Rolls of paper?
923
00:53:20,498 --> 00:53:21,732
It doesn't prove
anything,
924
00:53:21,766 --> 00:53:23,801
except that you are
who you say you are--
925
00:53:23,834 --> 00:53:24,702
a no-good counterfeiter.
926
00:53:24,735 --> 00:53:28,406
Look, do I look like
a criminal mastermind?
927
00:53:28,439 --> 00:53:31,976
For Pete's sake, I got
caught by a couple of kids.
928
00:53:32,009 --> 00:53:35,646
I'm a nobody. I'm just
a pawn in their game.
929
00:53:36,647 --> 00:53:38,015
Ah, what's the use?
930
00:53:38,048 --> 00:53:39,850
You wouldn't believe me
if I told you.
931
00:53:39,884 --> 00:53:41,719
There were 2 guys there.
932
00:53:41,752 --> 00:53:42,887
We think they might've
been cops.
933
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:44,955
They were cops--
934
00:53:44,989 --> 00:53:47,325
not the kind
you want to run into.
935
00:53:47,358 --> 00:53:48,626
They're
the boss' partners.
936
00:53:48,659 --> 00:53:52,497
He keeps them around to
discourage the competition.
937
00:53:52,530 --> 00:53:54,465
Look, you've got
to let me go.
938
00:53:54,499 --> 00:53:56,401
I can't do that,
Carl.
939
00:53:56,701 --> 00:53:57,668
Hey, I could pay you.
940
00:53:57,702 --> 00:54:01,439
I could print up, 10, 20,
$100,000, if you want.
941
00:54:01,472 --> 00:54:03,774
Isn't that
against the law?
942
00:54:04,675 --> 00:54:06,043
Yeah.
943
00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:08,679
I forgot about that.
944
00:54:10,715 --> 00:54:13,751
Janie: Timmy Taylor
is a goober!
945
00:54:17,855 --> 00:54:20,891
You got to come down
sometime, guys,
946
00:54:20,925 --> 00:54:22,560
and when you do,
947
00:54:22,593 --> 00:54:24,329
we'll be waiting.
948
00:54:24,362 --> 00:54:25,296
Buddy:
We're trapped.
949
00:54:25,330 --> 00:54:26,230
Carl:
Who's out there?
950
00:54:26,263 --> 00:54:28,633
Janie and Angela.
They live down the block.
951
00:54:28,666 --> 00:54:32,403
Batman had the joker.
We got Janie and Angela.
952
00:54:32,703 --> 00:54:34,705
Timmy:
Kato, you traitor.
953
00:54:34,739 --> 00:54:35,973
Oh, come on. Don't tell me
954
00:54:36,006 --> 00:54:38,776
you're afraid of
a couple of little girls.
955
00:54:39,677 --> 00:54:40,678
We're not afraid
of anyone.
956
00:54:40,711 --> 00:54:42,680
Yeah, well, why don't you
go down and fight them?
957
00:54:42,713 --> 00:54:45,716
Where I come from, we show
the girls who's boss.
958
00:54:45,750 --> 00:54:47,618
With what? All we got
is balloons.
959
00:54:47,652 --> 00:54:49,787
And the hose
is down there.
960
00:54:49,820 --> 00:54:52,056
If I help you
get rid of the girls,
961
00:54:52,089 --> 00:54:53,424
will you let me go?
962
00:54:53,458 --> 00:54:54,859
No deal.
963
00:54:54,892 --> 00:54:56,894
Ok. Uh...
964
00:54:56,927 --> 00:54:59,364
Will you let me
out of this thing?
965
00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:00,398
Hey, look,
where can I go?
966
00:55:00,431 --> 00:55:01,999
Your dog is still
down there, right?
967
00:55:02,032 --> 00:55:04,935
I can't go anywhere
with him around.
968
00:55:05,536 --> 00:55:07,972
What do you say?
969
00:55:18,048 --> 00:55:18,983
No tricks?
970
00:55:19,016 --> 00:55:21,318
Scout's honor.
971
00:55:24,555 --> 00:55:26,757
What do you have
in mind?
972
00:55:26,791 --> 00:55:27,558
Ok, look.
973
00:55:27,592 --> 00:55:31,095
* forget about
those comic books *
974
00:55:31,128 --> 00:55:34,098
* and heroes on TV
975
00:55:34,131 --> 00:55:36,601
* wanna see
the baddest dudes? *
976
00:55:36,634 --> 00:55:39,904
* then listen close
to me *
977
00:55:39,937 --> 00:55:42,940
* I'm talkin' 'bout
my posse *
978
00:55:42,973 --> 00:55:46,611
* they're just
the coolest of the cool *
979
00:55:46,644 --> 00:55:49,714
* when it's time
to party, girl *
980
00:55:49,747 --> 00:55:52,983
* you know
we make the rules *
981
00:55:53,017 --> 00:55:56,020
* you better just
surrender *
982
00:55:56,053 --> 00:55:58,989
* you better call
your mom *
983
00:55:59,023 --> 00:56:02,126
* go hide
under the covers *
984
00:56:02,159 --> 00:56:04,795
* till you think
we might be gone *
985
00:56:04,829 --> 00:56:07,465
* don't mess with US
986
00:56:07,498 --> 00:56:11,068
* don't stand
in our way *
987
00:56:11,769 --> 00:56:14,672
* we're rollin'
like a thunderstorm *
988
00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:17,174
* and just might come
your way *
989
00:56:17,207 --> 00:56:19,844
* don't mess with US
990
00:56:20,678 --> 00:56:23,748
* don't stand in our way
991
00:56:24,649 --> 00:56:27,184
* we're rollin'
like a thunderstorm *
992
00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:30,921
* and just might come
your way *
993
00:56:33,190 --> 00:56:36,827
Get ready.
They're coming down.
994
00:56:45,803 --> 00:56:47,672
Carl: Say the word.
995
00:56:47,705 --> 00:56:49,039
Now.
996
00:56:50,107 --> 00:56:51,776
Aah!
Aah!
997
00:56:51,809 --> 00:56:52,777
Boys: Yeah! Yes!
998
00:56:54,111 --> 00:56:57,047
* baby, that's when
trouble starts *
999
00:56:57,081 --> 00:57:00,885
* we're comin' up
behind you *
1000
00:57:00,918 --> 00:57:04,154
* 'cause we've got
all the smarts *
1001
00:57:04,188 --> 00:57:06,891
* there ain't no way
to find US *
1002
00:57:06,924 --> 00:57:10,495
* we're nowhere
to be seen *
1003
00:57:10,528 --> 00:57:13,598
* we just might want
to surprise you *
1004
00:57:13,631 --> 00:57:15,966
* and listen to you
scream *
1005
00:57:32,016 --> 00:57:33,984
Uh-oh.
1006
00:57:34,952 --> 00:57:37,822
We forgot rule 409.
1007
00:57:38,823 --> 00:57:40,190
What's rule 409?
1008
00:57:40,224 --> 00:57:42,126
No ice cream for buddy.
1009
00:57:42,159 --> 00:57:43,060
Why not?
1010
00:57:45,696 --> 00:57:47,031
Carl: Ahh!
1011
00:57:48,298 --> 00:57:50,935
* we're rollin' like
a thunderstorm *
1012
00:57:50,968 --> 00:57:54,572
* and just might come
your way *
1013
00:58:11,789 --> 00:58:14,925
* nobody knows
1014
00:58:14,959 --> 00:58:18,028
* the trouble
I've seen *
1015
00:58:18,262 --> 00:58:20,197
* nobody knows
1016
00:58:20,230 --> 00:58:23,668
jail must have been
pretty bad, huh, Carl?
1017
00:58:23,701 --> 00:58:24,468
Yeah.
1018
00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:26,937
Yeah, prison's
a really lonely place.
1019
00:58:26,971 --> 00:58:30,140
Didn't you make
any friends inside?
1020
00:58:30,174 --> 00:58:32,176
Can't trust anybody
in prison.
1021
00:58:32,209 --> 00:58:34,244
You've always got
to watch your back.
1022
00:58:34,278 --> 00:58:36,614
Good thing you're
so tough, huh?
1023
00:58:36,647 --> 00:58:40,150
Yeah. Yeah,
I'm really tough.
1024
00:58:40,184 --> 00:58:42,753
What happened
to you, Carl?
1025
00:58:51,596 --> 00:58:52,630
You remember the night
1026
00:58:52,663 --> 00:58:55,332
the old Johnson place
caught fire?
1027
00:58:55,365 --> 00:58:59,637
I was there. I was
one of the firemen.
1028
00:58:59,670 --> 00:59:00,838
Are you serious?
1029
00:59:00,871 --> 00:59:03,173
I remember that night
like it was yesterday.
1030
00:59:03,207 --> 00:59:07,077
Smoke was as black
and thick as coal.
1031
00:59:07,111 --> 00:59:10,715
Flames were lapping
all around my heels.
1032
00:59:11,281 --> 00:59:13,217
My men and I
heard screams
1033
00:59:13,250 --> 00:59:15,886
from the second floor,
so...
1034
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:18,222
We ran upstairs.
1035
00:59:18,255 --> 00:59:21,626
Place was collapsing
all around US.
1036
00:59:23,027 --> 00:59:25,295
I kicked in
this bedroom door,
1037
00:59:25,329 --> 00:59:27,965
and I rushed in--
1038
00:59:27,998 --> 00:59:31,168
yeah. And then...
1039
00:59:31,201 --> 00:59:33,771
And the floor
collapsed.
1040
00:59:33,804 --> 00:59:36,073
Next thing I know,
I'm looking up
1041
00:59:36,106 --> 00:59:38,709
from the kitchen floor
down below,
1042
00:59:38,743 --> 00:59:42,613
I got a blazing inferno
all around me.
1043
00:59:42,647 --> 00:59:44,615
I couldn't move.
1044
00:59:44,649 --> 00:59:48,919
I'd never been so scared
in my whole life.
1045
00:59:48,953 --> 00:59:52,657
My men managed to get
the kids to safety.
1046
00:59:52,690 --> 00:59:54,759
By the time
they rescued me,
1047
00:59:54,792 --> 00:59:57,628
I was crying
like a baby.
1048
00:59:58,128 --> 01:00:00,965
I just lost my nerve,
I guess.
1049
01:00:00,998 --> 01:00:03,267
But you were
still a hero.
1050
01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:04,902
Yeah, some hero.
1051
01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:10,340
Anyway, i--i could never do
that job after that, so...
1052
01:00:10,374 --> 01:00:12,677
So I quit.
1053
01:00:12,977 --> 01:00:15,913
I had no job,
no prospects.
1054
01:00:15,946 --> 01:00:18,148
Pretty soon
my savings ran out.
1055
01:00:18,182 --> 01:00:20,350
I got desperate.
1056
01:00:20,985 --> 01:00:22,720
So, I...
1057
01:00:22,753 --> 01:00:24,755
Figured I'd try
for one quick score,
1058
01:00:24,789 --> 01:00:28,759
and that's when I fell
in with a bad bunch.
1059
01:00:28,793 --> 01:00:30,260
That's when
I started, like...
1060
01:00:30,294 --> 01:00:32,763
When you started
making funny money.
1061
01:00:32,797 --> 01:00:35,766
There's nothing funny
about it, Timmy.
1062
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:38,703
It's downright
mesmerizing.
1063
01:00:38,736 --> 01:00:39,870
Every time we
ran out of money,
1064
01:00:39,904 --> 01:00:41,772
we'd just print
some more.
1065
01:00:41,806 --> 01:00:45,109
It was like having the world
at your fingertips.
1066
01:00:45,142 --> 01:00:46,076
Anything you wanted.
1067
01:00:46,110 --> 01:00:49,279
Fancy cars, jewelry,
champagne...
1068
01:00:49,313 --> 01:00:50,047
Women.
1069
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:52,983
Let me tell you
about the women...
1070
01:00:54,218 --> 01:00:56,453
Sorry. Ha.
1071
01:00:56,486 --> 01:00:57,922
Ha.
1072
01:00:57,955 --> 01:00:59,356
Anyway, uh...
1073
01:00:59,389 --> 01:01:02,793
We were--we were living
a pretty grand lifestyle
1074
01:01:02,827 --> 01:01:05,129
till we started
getting careless.
1075
01:01:05,162 --> 01:01:08,799
Then the feds started
sniffing around, and...
1076
01:01:08,999 --> 01:01:12,469
That's when my so-called
partners set me up.
1077
01:01:12,502 --> 01:01:13,938
So what happened?
1078
01:01:14,872 --> 01:01:16,073
I got hauled off to jail
1079
01:01:16,106 --> 01:01:19,043
by the same crooked cops
I'd worked with.
1080
01:01:19,076 --> 01:01:20,811
But I outsmarted them.
1081
01:01:20,845 --> 01:01:23,113
I stole
their money plates.
1082
01:01:23,147 --> 01:01:25,449
I hid 'em in
the old Johnson place,
1083
01:01:25,482 --> 01:01:27,818
which is where we were
printing the money.
1084
01:01:27,852 --> 01:01:29,820
So you escaped
to get the plates?
1085
01:01:29,854 --> 01:01:32,389
Yeah. I figured i'd
print up enough money
1086
01:01:32,422 --> 01:01:34,024
to get out
of the country.
1087
01:01:34,058 --> 01:01:36,093
But before I could get
the second plate,
1088
01:01:36,126 --> 01:01:37,762
they caught me.
1089
01:01:37,795 --> 01:01:40,831
So I just took off
running.
1090
01:01:40,865 --> 01:01:44,334
Next thing I know,
I ended up here.
1091
01:01:44,869 --> 01:01:46,804
Some hero, huh?
1092
01:01:47,838 --> 01:01:51,341
Stupid's more like it.
1093
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:05,790
I've got a plan
to help you, Carl,
1094
01:02:05,823 --> 01:02:08,492
but first, you've got to
want to help yourself.
1095
01:02:08,525 --> 01:02:10,895
I appreciate you kids
wanting to help, but...
1096
01:02:10,928 --> 01:02:14,364
I think it's best I just
drop out for a while.
1097
01:02:14,398 --> 01:02:15,232
You know, disappear.
1098
01:02:15,265 --> 01:02:17,534
You can't just take
the money and split.
1099
01:02:17,567 --> 01:02:18,368
Why not?
1100
01:02:18,402 --> 01:02:20,237
'Cause then you'll
just be running away
1101
01:02:20,270 --> 01:02:21,305
from your problems.
1102
01:02:21,338 --> 01:02:23,407
What happens when the money
runs out the next time?
1103
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:26,310
You could end up
robbing banks or worse.
1104
01:02:26,343 --> 01:02:28,378
Don't you see, Carl,
if you don't stop now,
1105
01:02:28,412 --> 01:02:30,514
it's never gonna end.
1106
01:02:32,449 --> 01:02:34,785
So what do I do?
1107
01:02:35,585 --> 01:02:40,390
First things first.
Don't get mad, get even.
1108
01:02:42,326 --> 01:02:44,528
You've got to nail the guys
that did this to you,
1109
01:02:44,561 --> 01:02:46,530
and that's where we come in.
1110
01:02:46,563 --> 01:02:48,999
We'll break into the house,
1111
01:02:49,033 --> 01:02:50,467
videotape
their whole operation,
1112
01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:51,368
then we'll grab the plates
1113
01:02:51,401 --> 01:02:54,571
and set up a rendezvous
with the bad guys.
1114
01:02:54,604 --> 01:02:58,976
Tell them you'll swap the plates
for some traveling money.
1115
01:02:59,009 --> 01:03:01,445
We'll alert the real cops
to be there at the exchange
1116
01:03:01,478 --> 01:03:05,249
and bust the crooks
once and for all.
1117
01:03:38,916 --> 01:03:40,217
Ready with
the camera?
1118
01:03:40,250 --> 01:03:41,151
Rolling.
1119
01:03:41,185 --> 01:03:42,286
Ready, Carl?
1120
01:03:42,319 --> 01:03:45,122
This is Geraldo Rivera with
another one of al Capone's--
1121
01:03:45,155 --> 01:03:45,789
can it, buddy.
1122
01:03:45,822 --> 01:03:47,624
Ok, back when
I got framed,
1123
01:03:47,657 --> 01:03:48,592
this is where we--
1124
01:03:48,625 --> 01:03:50,227
I mean the scum
I worked for,
1125
01:03:50,260 --> 01:03:52,396
Nick, scalise,
and the head honcho--
1126
01:03:52,429 --> 01:03:55,565
made phony money.
You see...
1127
01:03:57,601 --> 01:03:59,870
First, you need a press.
1128
01:03:59,904 --> 01:04:01,538
You put the ink
on this,
1129
01:04:01,571 --> 01:04:03,507
you put your plates
in here.
1130
01:04:03,540 --> 01:04:05,375
So, that's when
they planted
1131
01:04:05,409 --> 01:04:07,377
the counterfeit bills
on me.
1132
01:04:07,411 --> 01:04:09,479
And that's
how I got framed.
1133
01:04:09,513 --> 01:04:11,481
You see, this head guy,
1134
01:04:11,515 --> 01:04:14,885
he's some bigwig
public official, so...
1135
01:04:14,919 --> 01:04:17,654
It would've been
my word against his.
1136
01:04:17,687 --> 01:04:20,324
I guess that's about
the size of it.
1137
01:04:20,357 --> 01:04:22,893
So, what about
the other plate?
1138
01:04:22,927 --> 01:04:24,929
Almost forgot.
1139
01:04:40,377 --> 01:04:42,646
Great. Won't they
be surprised?
1140
01:04:42,679 --> 01:04:45,950
Man: They most
certainly will.
1141
01:04:47,384 --> 01:04:50,154
Welcome back, Carl.
1142
01:04:51,388 --> 01:04:52,456
Ott the snot--
1143
01:04:52,489 --> 01:04:55,025
I mean, principal snot--
I mean...
1144
01:04:55,059 --> 01:04:56,626
Timmy Taylor.
1145
01:04:56,660 --> 01:04:57,928
I am surprised.
1146
01:04:57,962 --> 01:04:59,596
You two
know each other?
1147
01:04:59,629 --> 01:05:01,665
Boys: He's our principal.
1148
01:05:01,698 --> 01:05:04,268
They let you
work with kids?
1149
01:05:04,301 --> 01:05:05,535
It's the perfect cover.
1150
01:05:05,569 --> 01:05:07,537
Who would ever suspect
a grade-school principal
1151
01:05:07,571 --> 01:05:10,607
of masterminding
a counterfeit ring?
1152
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:14,378
Which I almost had to
shut down, thanks to you.
1153
01:05:14,411 --> 01:05:15,445
But that's all about
to change,
1154
01:05:15,479 --> 01:05:19,416
if you'd be so kind as to
hand over the other plate.
1155
01:05:19,449 --> 01:05:22,619
I don't have it.
1156
01:05:25,255 --> 01:05:26,991
Search him.
1157
01:05:32,629 --> 01:05:34,498
Nothing.
1158
01:05:35,499 --> 01:05:39,569
My Patience is
wearing thin, Carl.
1159
01:05:45,609 --> 01:05:47,344
Ok, ok.
1160
01:05:47,377 --> 01:05:49,646
It's right, um...
1161
01:05:49,679 --> 01:05:51,715
Over there.
1162
01:05:58,255 --> 01:05:59,589
Run, kids!
1163
01:05:59,623 --> 01:06:01,091
Get them!
1164
01:06:01,125 --> 01:06:03,393
Ott:
Get 'em!
1165
01:06:11,668 --> 01:06:13,403
Buddy: Wait! What
about my camera?
1166
01:06:13,437 --> 01:06:14,338
Timmy:
Forget the camera!
1167
01:06:14,371 --> 01:06:16,673
It took me 6 years
without Christmas presents
1168
01:06:16,706 --> 01:06:17,674
to get that.
1169
01:06:17,707 --> 01:06:18,742
Timmy:
Just come on.
1170
01:06:18,775 --> 01:06:20,610
Buddy: Oh, man.
1171
01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:25,582
You're gonna
pay for this.
1172
01:06:25,615 --> 01:06:27,551
Get him out of here.
We got work to do.
1173
01:06:27,584 --> 01:06:29,553
Come on!
1174
01:06:32,089 --> 01:06:33,723
Timmy: Hurry up.
Come on, let's go.
1175
01:06:33,757 --> 01:06:35,592
Stevie: I'm going
as fast as I can.
1176
01:06:35,625 --> 01:06:37,527
Well, step on it.
1177
01:06:38,295 --> 01:06:39,696
That was close.
1178
01:06:39,729 --> 01:06:41,498
You're telling me.
1179
01:06:41,531 --> 01:06:43,533
I thought we were
toast for sure.
1180
01:06:43,567 --> 01:06:45,802
Oh, yeah, like we
aren't already?
1181
01:06:45,835 --> 01:06:48,472
Come Monday, ott wears
my butt for a hat.
1182
01:06:48,505 --> 01:06:50,574
Who's gonna believe US
over him?
1183
01:06:50,607 --> 01:06:51,675
Maybe the cops will.
1184
01:06:51,708 --> 01:06:53,243
We tell them our
story and then...
1185
01:06:53,277 --> 01:06:54,678
Then what?
Without the tape,
1186
01:06:54,711 --> 01:06:58,248
they'll think
we just made it up.
1187
01:06:58,282 --> 01:07:01,618
Would you guys stop and
get serious for a second?
1188
01:07:01,651 --> 01:07:02,552
What about Carl?
1189
01:07:02,586 --> 01:07:05,522
He's dead for certain,
and it's all my fault.
1190
01:07:05,555 --> 01:07:07,724
Me and my stupid plans.
1191
01:07:18,468 --> 01:07:21,338
Taylor,
I know it's you.
1192
01:07:21,371 --> 01:07:22,539
What do you want?
1193
01:07:22,572 --> 01:07:24,108
You know what I want.
1194
01:07:24,141 --> 01:07:26,576
The plate for Carl.
1195
01:07:26,610 --> 01:07:29,613
You're in no position
to bargain.
1196
01:07:29,646 --> 01:07:31,648
Summer school is the least
of your problems.
1197
01:07:31,681 --> 01:07:34,284
I can make life
very unpleasant for you.
1198
01:07:34,318 --> 01:07:37,587
What, you think you've had
hard homework assignments?
1199
01:07:37,621 --> 01:07:38,622
I'll make sure
you're old and gray
1200
01:07:38,655 --> 01:07:41,525
before you ever step foot
out of the fifth grade.
1201
01:07:41,558 --> 01:07:44,561
I don't care.
No Carl, no deal.
1202
01:07:44,594 --> 01:07:47,764
Now you listen to me,
you little...
1203
01:07:51,535 --> 01:07:52,236
Ok.
1204
01:07:52,269 --> 01:07:54,338
Big putts miniature
golf course.
1205
01:07:54,371 --> 01:07:56,173
2:00 tomorrow
by the ninth hole.
1206
01:07:56,206 --> 01:08:02,512
Be there, or you will never
see your friend Carl again.
1207
01:08:04,648 --> 01:08:05,782
Well?
1208
01:08:05,815 --> 01:08:06,850
Well?
1209
01:08:06,883 --> 01:08:09,653
We trade for Carl,
tomorrow afternoon.
1210
01:08:09,686 --> 01:08:11,621
Excellent.
Excellent.
1211
01:08:19,729 --> 01:08:21,665
Guys,
where's the plate?
1212
01:08:21,698 --> 01:08:22,732
I didn't touch it.
1213
01:08:22,766 --> 01:08:24,434
Don't look at me.
1214
01:08:25,835 --> 01:08:29,105
Timmy: Kato!
1215
01:08:53,630 --> 01:08:55,432
Aah!
1216
01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:56,500
Uhh!
1217
01:09:09,213 --> 01:09:09,979
Guys, wake up.
1218
01:09:10,013 --> 01:09:12,649
I already went to
the bathroom, mom.
1219
01:09:12,682 --> 01:09:13,617
Mom.
1220
01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:16,386
We can't let ott the snot
get away with this.
1221
01:09:16,420 --> 01:09:17,687
What are we
gonna do now?
1222
01:09:17,721 --> 01:09:19,189
We're gonna save Carl,
1223
01:09:19,223 --> 01:09:21,358
bust up
the counterfeiting ring.
1224
01:09:21,391 --> 01:09:22,726
But first...
1225
01:09:22,759 --> 01:09:24,628
We grovel.
1226
01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:32,869
Hi, Janie.
1227
01:09:32,902 --> 01:09:36,873
You look really lovely
this morning, Janie.
1228
01:09:36,906 --> 01:09:38,608
Yeah.
Yeah, really lovely.
1229
01:09:38,642 --> 01:09:39,609
Really lovely. Ha.
1230
01:09:39,643 --> 01:09:40,444
You, too, Angela.
1231
01:09:40,477 --> 01:09:41,278
Yeah, you, too,
Angela.
1232
01:09:41,311 --> 01:09:42,912
What are you doing here,
Timmy Taylor?
1233
01:09:42,946 --> 01:09:44,848
Did you come over
to apologize?
1234
01:09:44,881 --> 01:09:45,515
Timmy: Absolutely.
1235
01:09:45,549 --> 01:09:46,950
And to invite
you girls over
1236
01:09:46,983 --> 01:09:49,253
for some cake
and ice cream sometime.
1237
01:09:49,286 --> 01:09:50,987
What do you want,
Taylor?
1238
01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:53,523
Your mom's a graphic
designer, isn't she?
1239
01:09:53,557 --> 01:09:54,358
We need her
to help US with--
1240
01:09:54,391 --> 01:09:56,526
she's not here today.
She had to work.
1241
01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:57,394
Timmy: What?
1242
01:09:57,427 --> 01:09:58,495
In that case, you're
still a couple of--
1243
01:09:58,528 --> 01:10:01,698
my mom did show me how to
use her computer and stuff.
1244
01:10:01,731 --> 01:10:02,932
Yeah, well,
you know--
1245
01:10:02,966 --> 01:10:05,969
I could maybe help you...
1246
01:10:06,002 --> 01:10:09,473
If I wanted to.
1247
01:10:09,773 --> 01:10:13,877
Uh, maybe we
could make a deal?
1248
01:10:17,981 --> 01:10:20,750
Janie: Article 5,
paragraph "b," page 12.
1249
01:10:20,784 --> 01:10:23,887
The party of the second--
that's you boys--
1250
01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:25,555
agree to transfer
all rights
1251
01:10:25,589 --> 01:10:26,590
to Friday nights
at the Taylor treehouse
1252
01:10:26,623 --> 01:10:30,260
to the party of the first--
that's me and Angela--
1253
01:10:30,294 --> 01:10:32,028
for purposes of
slumber parties.
1254
01:10:32,061 --> 01:10:34,731
Enough already.
Can we just sign?
1255
01:10:34,998 --> 01:10:39,769
Oh. There's one
other thing.
1256
01:10:43,072 --> 01:10:45,709
In front of the whole
school? No way!
1257
01:10:45,742 --> 01:10:48,545
I'm afraid
that's a deal breaker.
1258
01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:51,848
Buddy:
Dude, come on.
1259
01:10:52,749 --> 01:10:57,020
Well, all right.
But just once.
1260
01:11:11,635 --> 01:11:12,702
Let's rock.
1261
01:11:12,736 --> 01:11:15,605
* I see you always working
1262
01:11:15,639 --> 01:11:19,042
* on your secret strategy
1263
01:11:19,075 --> 01:11:22,412
* I know you got
a plan, boy *
1264
01:11:22,446 --> 01:11:25,482
* but the plan
just might be me *
1265
01:11:25,515 --> 01:11:29,052
* I only need
a little cooperation *
1266
01:11:29,085 --> 01:11:32,789
* you just might like
our destination *
1267
01:11:32,822 --> 01:11:34,658
* come on, baby,
let's rock *
1268
01:11:34,691 --> 01:11:36,460
* come on, baby,
let's rock *
1269
01:11:36,493 --> 01:11:37,927
* come on, baby,
let's roll *
1270
01:11:37,961 --> 01:11:39,729
* come on, baby,
let's roll *
1271
01:11:39,763 --> 01:11:41,598
* come on, baby,
let's rock *
1272
01:11:41,631 --> 01:11:42,966
* come on, baby,
let's rock *
1273
01:11:42,999 --> 01:11:45,602
* come on, baby,
let's roll *
1274
01:11:45,635 --> 01:11:46,736
perfect.
1275
01:11:46,770 --> 01:11:50,006
Timmy: Ok, I'll approach
from the south to make the drop.
1276
01:11:50,039 --> 01:11:51,575
Buddy, I want you
to watch my back
1277
01:11:51,608 --> 01:11:54,043
and cover our blind spot,
the windmill hole.
1278
01:11:54,077 --> 01:11:56,913
Stevie, I want you
in position by hole 9.
1279
01:11:56,946 --> 01:11:58,882
When I give the signal
to buddy...
1280
01:11:58,915 --> 01:12:02,619
He'll signal you likewise,
then you call the police.
1281
01:12:02,652 --> 01:12:03,420
Got it?
1282
01:12:03,453 --> 01:12:04,253
Got it.
Got it.
1283
01:12:04,287 --> 01:12:06,790
All right, gentlemen,
we have 3 hours.
1284
01:12:06,823 --> 01:12:08,692
Synchronize watches.
1285
01:12:09,493 --> 01:12:10,760
If there are
no further questions--
1286
01:12:10,794 --> 01:12:11,495
there you are, son.
1287
01:12:11,528 --> 01:12:12,896
Come on, it's time
to get ready.
1288
01:12:12,929 --> 01:12:14,130
Ready for what?
1289
01:12:14,163 --> 01:12:15,432
Your aunt Rita's
wedding.
1290
01:12:15,465 --> 01:12:16,766
It's 2:00
at the country club.
1291
01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:19,603
But I already went
to her last 3 weddings.
1292
01:12:19,636 --> 01:12:21,438
I've got to...
1293
01:12:21,471 --> 01:12:22,606
To what?
1294
01:12:22,639 --> 01:12:23,607
To...
1295
01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:24,874
Work on my current event.
1296
01:12:24,908 --> 01:12:28,445
And what is your
current event anyway?
1297
01:12:28,478 --> 01:12:30,880
My current event?
It's, uh, um...
1298
01:12:30,914 --> 01:12:33,149
I don't believe it. You
don't have one, do you?
1299
01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:34,751
Well, it's too late now
anyway.
1300
01:12:34,784 --> 01:12:36,420
You're going to
the wedding.
1301
01:12:36,453 --> 01:12:37,487
Now, hurry up.
1302
01:12:38,722 --> 01:12:40,023
What are we
gonna do?
1303
01:12:40,056 --> 01:12:42,492
Yeah, Timmy,
what about the plan?
1304
01:12:42,526 --> 01:12:45,729
Just be there.
I'll think of something.
1305
01:12:57,674 --> 01:12:58,608
Honey, you look great.
1306
01:12:58,642 --> 01:13:01,678
If you get cold, I'll
come back for your wrap.
1307
01:13:01,711 --> 01:13:03,379
Ok.
1308
01:13:04,213 --> 01:13:05,114
All right.
1309
01:13:05,148 --> 01:13:06,650
You look so handsome.
1310
01:13:06,683 --> 01:13:08,718
You need to straighten
that tie, sweetie.
1311
01:13:08,752 --> 01:13:12,522
I'm not sure if this
cummerbund goes up or down.
1312
01:13:12,556 --> 01:13:14,491
Do you know?
1313
01:13:52,562 --> 01:13:54,464
For your sake,
you better pray
1314
01:13:54,498 --> 01:13:57,834
those kids show up
with that plate.
1315
01:14:15,819 --> 01:14:18,021
She looks great, huh?
1316
01:14:21,057 --> 01:14:23,993
Minister: Friends, we are
gathered here today
1317
01:14:24,027 --> 01:14:25,194
for a joyful occasion--
1318
01:14:25,228 --> 01:14:29,633
the union of 2 people
in holy matrimony,
1319
01:14:29,666 --> 01:14:31,668
bonding for life,
sharing
1320
01:14:31,701 --> 01:14:34,638
and committing
to each other...
1321
01:14:34,671 --> 01:14:36,072
Psst. Dad.
1322
01:14:36,105 --> 01:14:38,642
I got to go to
the bathroom.
1323
01:14:38,675 --> 01:14:39,843
Can't you hold it?
1324
01:14:39,876 --> 01:14:41,077
I've been
holding it.
1325
01:14:41,110 --> 01:14:44,213
All right, go.
Make it fast.
1326
01:14:44,247 --> 01:14:45,148
Minister: Bobby and Rita,
1327
01:14:45,181 --> 01:14:48,652
recall with me the day
you came to my office
1328
01:14:48,685 --> 01:14:51,855
and we talked
about marriage...
1329
01:14:53,723 --> 01:14:54,558
Timmy: Buddy.
1330
01:14:54,591 --> 01:14:56,893
Let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go.
1331
01:14:56,926 --> 01:15:00,764
Come on! In here.
1332
01:15:02,799 --> 01:15:05,301
You sure this
is gonna work?
1333
01:15:05,334 --> 01:15:06,169
Yes.
Here's your program.
1334
01:15:06,202 --> 01:15:08,705
Hold it in front
of your face like this.
1335
01:15:08,738 --> 01:15:12,709
Stevie, you're with me,
come on.
1336
01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:25,922
It's about time.
1337
01:15:28,692 --> 01:15:30,960
What are you going
to tell Vegas
1338
01:15:30,994 --> 01:15:33,697
if these kids don't show?
1339
01:15:40,169 --> 01:15:41,170
Do you have it?
1340
01:15:41,204 --> 01:15:43,139
Where's Carl?
1341
01:15:46,743 --> 01:15:48,044
Come on.
1342
01:15:54,050 --> 01:15:56,252
Give me the plate.
1343
01:15:56,285 --> 01:15:58,121
Carl first.
1344
01:16:01,090 --> 01:16:03,660
Same time.
1345
01:16:16,706 --> 01:16:18,908
Hello, police?
1346
01:16:22,245 --> 01:16:24,113
That's close enough.
1347
01:16:25,749 --> 01:16:27,751
Let him go.
1348
01:16:27,784 --> 01:16:28,818
Come on.
1349
01:16:28,852 --> 01:16:31,655
I'll drop it,
I swear.
1350
01:16:31,688 --> 01:16:34,157
No.
1351
01:16:35,825 --> 01:16:37,794
Eee!
1352
01:16:45,134 --> 01:16:47,236
Let's get out
of here.
1353
01:16:47,270 --> 01:16:49,706
Yeah. Yeah.
1354
01:17:06,823 --> 01:17:08,291
Ohh.
1355
01:17:08,324 --> 01:17:10,059
Get those little--
1356
01:17:10,093 --> 01:17:11,828
get 'em!
1357
01:17:11,861 --> 01:17:13,362
Aah!
1358
01:17:15,965 --> 01:17:17,667
Did you make the call?
1359
01:17:17,701 --> 01:17:19,368
Yes. They're on
their way.
1360
01:17:19,402 --> 01:17:21,204
Go! They're coming!
1361
01:17:53,870 --> 01:17:56,105
Got-gotcha!
1362
01:17:57,506 --> 01:17:59,843
Hey, guys.
1363
01:18:01,410 --> 01:18:02,045
Come on.
1364
01:18:02,078 --> 01:18:05,114
Oh, yeah! Boy!
Boy! Oh, yeah!
1365
01:18:05,148 --> 01:18:06,716
Hey, let's separate.
1366
01:18:06,750 --> 01:18:07,984
No, it's too risky.
1367
01:18:08,017 --> 01:18:08,985
Don't argue.
1368
01:18:09,018 --> 01:18:10,720
Hey, look, I appreciate
everything you've done,
1369
01:18:10,754 --> 01:18:12,255
but get lost!
Go, go!
1370
01:18:12,288 --> 01:18:15,458
Stevie: Oh, yeah!
Boy! Ha ha!
1371
01:18:15,491 --> 01:18:17,060
Yeah!
1372
01:18:17,093 --> 01:18:20,396
Hey, fellas,
I'm over here!
1373
01:18:21,765 --> 01:18:24,500
I now pronounce you
man and wife.
1374
01:18:24,533 --> 01:18:26,803
Now kiss the bride.
1375
01:18:46,189 --> 01:18:47,891
Aah!
1376
01:18:53,296 --> 01:18:55,031
Rick: Timmy!
1377
01:18:55,064 --> 01:18:58,001
Timmy!
1378
01:18:58,935 --> 01:19:00,436
Then who--
1379
01:19:00,469 --> 01:19:01,470
what happened?
1380
01:19:01,504 --> 01:19:03,139
Who's that?
1381
01:19:03,172 --> 01:19:04,373
Who's he?
1382
01:19:04,407 --> 01:19:06,776
That's her nephew.
1383
01:19:08,144 --> 01:19:09,813
That's her son.
1384
01:19:09,846 --> 01:19:11,881
Is that the nephew?
1385
01:19:12,515 --> 01:19:14,784
So long, Carl.
1386
01:19:23,426 --> 01:19:24,828
Nick: Hold it! Stop!
1387
01:19:24,861 --> 01:19:26,896
Hold it, Carl!
1388
01:19:28,331 --> 01:19:29,498
Say your prayers, Carl.
1389
01:19:32,535 --> 01:19:34,437
Freeze! All of you!
1390
01:19:34,470 --> 01:19:37,907
Hold on a second.
We're cops.
1391
01:19:37,941 --> 01:19:39,075
Now, wait, wait, wait.
1392
01:19:39,108 --> 01:19:42,812
I'm just reaching
for my badge.
1393
01:19:42,846 --> 01:19:44,213
Here.
1394
01:19:45,381 --> 01:19:47,817
Oh. Oh, he's clean.
1395
01:19:47,851 --> 01:19:50,553
We got a report
somebody spotted him.
1396
01:19:50,586 --> 01:19:53,890
I guess we must have got
here just before you did.
1397
01:19:53,923 --> 01:19:54,891
He's a liar.
1398
01:19:54,924 --> 01:19:56,159
Shut up, you!
1399
01:19:56,192 --> 01:19:58,361
You're coming with US.
1400
01:19:58,394 --> 01:19:59,495
Ask him why
he's carrying
1401
01:19:59,528 --> 01:20:02,265
a counterfeit plate
in his pocket.
1402
01:20:05,101 --> 01:20:06,402
I'm telling you,
they're dirty.
1403
01:20:06,435 --> 01:20:08,504
They're the ones
you should be arresting.
1404
01:20:08,537 --> 01:20:10,439
We--we caught
the suspect
1405
01:20:10,473 --> 01:20:12,241
trying to print up
phony bills.
1406
01:20:12,275 --> 01:20:15,611
Hey, hey, uh, why don't
we all go downtown,
1407
01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:17,280
and we'll talk this over?
1408
01:20:17,313 --> 01:20:18,547
Aw, now, look,
I can explain.
1409
01:20:18,581 --> 01:20:21,918
Listen! You can
tell me all about it
1410
01:20:21,951 --> 01:20:23,319
down at the station.
1411
01:20:23,352 --> 01:20:26,022
Let's go.
Come on! Come on!
1412
01:20:26,055 --> 01:20:29,025
Let's go!
1413
01:20:50,646 --> 01:20:52,415
Doom.
1414
01:20:55,418 --> 01:20:56,552
When we get out of here,
1415
01:20:56,585 --> 01:21:00,856
you're gonna wish
you'd died a slow death.
1416
01:21:04,093 --> 01:21:06,162
Ahh.
1417
01:21:06,195 --> 01:21:08,297
All right.
1418
01:21:08,697 --> 01:21:10,633
I want you
to come with me.
1419
01:21:10,666 --> 01:21:12,135
Mmm!
1420
01:21:12,168 --> 01:21:16,272
Taah! No, no,
not you two.
1421
01:21:16,305 --> 01:21:17,907
Him.
1422
01:21:21,077 --> 01:21:23,546
Ha! Hold on
a second.
1423
01:21:27,283 --> 01:21:28,985
All right!
1424
01:21:29,652 --> 01:21:32,421
We took a look around
the old Johnson house,
1425
01:21:32,455 --> 01:21:35,658
and just like you said,
we found this.
1426
01:21:35,691 --> 01:21:37,660
Now, that tape
corroborates your story.
1427
01:21:37,693 --> 01:21:40,596
And just as soon as we
round up this ott fellow,
1428
01:21:40,629 --> 01:21:44,300
we can finally put a lid
on this counterfeiting ring.
1429
01:21:44,333 --> 01:21:46,269
It's about time.
1430
01:21:46,302 --> 01:21:49,005
Hmm. Now...
1431
01:21:49,638 --> 01:21:51,607
Here's the deal.
1432
01:21:52,675 --> 01:21:54,443
You agree to testify,
1433
01:21:54,477 --> 01:21:55,578
turn state's evidence.
1434
01:21:55,611 --> 01:21:59,348
In return, you can enter
the witness protection program.
1435
01:21:59,382 --> 01:22:03,552
Oh, we'll suspend your
sentence to time served.
1436
01:22:03,586 --> 01:22:05,454
You, sir...
1437
01:22:05,488 --> 01:22:09,158
Why, you'll be a free man.
1438
01:22:09,425 --> 01:22:11,660
So as I have clearly
demonstrated,
1439
01:22:11,694 --> 01:22:14,663
it is possible
to clone a sheep
1440
01:22:14,697 --> 01:22:17,967
in the privacy of
one's own bathtub.
1441
01:22:18,001 --> 01:22:20,003
On a personal note,
1442
01:22:20,036 --> 01:22:21,704
I wouldn't recommend
that you try it,
1443
01:22:21,737 --> 01:22:27,376
because, uh, cloning
can be kind of stinky and...
1444
01:22:27,410 --> 01:22:30,513
Well, uh, rather messy.
1445
01:22:30,546 --> 01:22:32,381
Thank you.
1446
01:22:35,384 --> 01:22:36,685
Thank you, Stevie.
1447
01:22:36,719 --> 01:22:39,455
That was
very informative.
1448
01:22:39,488 --> 01:22:42,225
Let's see. Who's next?
1449
01:22:42,258 --> 01:22:44,127
Timmy Taylor.
1450
01:22:56,172 --> 01:22:59,575
Aren't you forgetting
something, Timmy?
1451
01:22:59,608 --> 01:23:02,711
Your current event,
perhaps.
1452
01:23:03,646 --> 01:23:05,414
I don't have it.
1453
01:23:05,448 --> 01:23:07,483
You didn't complete
the assignment.
1454
01:23:07,516 --> 01:23:09,218
No, I did,
it's just that...
1455
01:23:09,252 --> 01:23:11,654
Let me guess...
Your dog ate it.
1456
01:23:11,687 --> 01:23:14,657
No. Actually,
principal ott did.
1457
01:23:14,690 --> 01:23:16,159
Well, he didn't eat it,
1458
01:23:16,192 --> 01:23:18,127
but he was the master
of the counterfeit ring
1459
01:23:18,161 --> 01:23:19,662
with Carl,
the counterfeiter.
1460
01:23:19,695 --> 01:23:21,397
But he wasn't really
a counterfeiter.
1461
01:23:21,430 --> 01:23:23,632
He was actually
a nice guy.
1462
01:23:23,666 --> 01:23:25,334
And I caught him.
Carl banks.
1463
01:23:25,368 --> 01:23:28,371
The guy from TV--the guy
who escaped from prison.
1464
01:23:28,404 --> 01:23:29,538
He was my current event,
1465
01:23:29,572 --> 01:23:31,140
and he would have
been here today,
1466
01:23:31,174 --> 01:23:33,576
except that principal ott
caught him.
1467
01:23:33,609 --> 01:23:35,211
Maybe even killed him.
1468
01:23:35,244 --> 01:23:36,645
Enough of this nonsense.
1469
01:23:36,679 --> 01:23:39,182
Timmy, I'm afraid
you leave me no choice
1470
01:23:39,215 --> 01:23:41,550
but to give you an "f"
and to make you
1471
01:23:41,584 --> 01:23:45,154
repeat the course work
during summer school.
1472
01:23:47,723 --> 01:23:48,824
Student:
What's going on?
1473
01:23:48,857 --> 01:23:52,195
What's that sound?
1474
01:24:28,764 --> 01:24:32,501
Is there
a Timmy Taylor here?
1475
01:24:32,535 --> 01:24:36,071
Timmy Taylor,
get on down here!
1476
01:24:36,639 --> 01:24:38,674
Passport?
1477
01:24:58,494 --> 01:24:59,728
Isn't that
the guy from TV?
1478
01:24:59,762 --> 01:25:03,299
Oh.
I think you're right.
1479
01:25:05,334 --> 01:25:07,736
Is there
a Timmy Taylor here?
1480
01:25:07,770 --> 01:25:09,838
Student: Timmy Taylor.
1481
01:25:20,783 --> 01:25:26,555
Word is that you lost
your current event project.
1482
01:25:26,589 --> 01:25:28,457
Well, boy?
1483
01:25:32,695 --> 01:25:33,662
Ha ha ha!
1484
01:25:33,696 --> 01:25:35,864
I brought him back
for you.
1485
01:25:38,601 --> 01:25:41,204
Here you go, kid.
1486
01:25:41,604 --> 01:25:42,871
And I didn't
print that one.
1487
01:25:42,905 --> 01:25:46,675
Whoa. $50,000.
1488
01:25:50,946 --> 01:25:55,284
Hey, everybody, have I
got a story to tell you.
1489
01:25:56,252 --> 01:25:58,654
Aah!
Yay!
1490
01:26:13,502 --> 01:26:14,870
Yay!
Yay!
1491
01:26:14,903 --> 01:26:17,540
Yeah.
1492
01:26:19,242 --> 01:26:20,709
Taylor.
1493
01:26:37,360 --> 01:26:39,428
It's time.
1494
01:26:39,462 --> 01:26:41,364
Not now!
1495
01:26:41,397 --> 01:26:42,231
Ugh.
1496
01:26:42,265 --> 01:26:44,533
Ew!
Ew!
1497
01:26:46,735 --> 01:26:48,771
Proving that a little homework
goes a long way,
1498
01:26:48,804 --> 01:26:50,839
10-year-old Timmy Taylor
came to the rescue
1499
01:26:50,873 --> 01:26:53,742
of local law enforcement
agencies this morning
1500
01:26:53,776 --> 01:26:56,479
in what police are calling
a double sting.
1501
01:26:56,512 --> 01:26:57,480
He helped them
1502
01:26:57,513 --> 01:26:59,782
in blowing the lid off
a major counterfeit ring.
1503
01:26:59,815 --> 01:27:01,784
After the arrest warrants
were handed down,
1504
01:27:01,817 --> 01:27:04,720
police later revealed
that banks himself...
1505
01:27:04,753 --> 01:27:05,454
Oh, my god.
1506
01:27:05,488 --> 01:27:06,922
Was instrumental
in the sting...
1507
01:27:06,955 --> 01:27:07,956
He was telling
the truth.
1508
01:27:07,990 --> 01:27:10,959
And will now enter
the witness protection program.
1509
01:27:42,525 --> 01:27:44,927
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1510
01:27:44,960 --> 01:27:47,963
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