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The following programme contains
strong language.
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Please don't kiss me Rob, if you
kiss me I don't stand a chance.
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No-one is taking over our club.
Not now!
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Not ever!
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Zoe, get over here now!
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You don't own me.
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Do not follow me,
Sun, you are pathetic.
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♪ And there she smiles
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♪ And my heart starts beating
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♪ I go weak inside. ♪
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D'you wanna stick
it in again before I piss off?
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And my Dad'll come and get you
when you're ready, OK?
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Yes! Stop frettin.
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You can't blame me
you live with a psychopath.
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Used to live with a psychopath.
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Excuse me.
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Missed you last night, Aunty Paula.
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Thought you'd be there
cheering your favourite nephew on.
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You sure your Mam's OK -
y'know about us movin in.
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Cos it's a lot to ask -
with a baby an' that.
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Mam loves babies.
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It's just she seemed a bit...
y'know... this mornin.
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She's alright is she?
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Can I start doin' boxin'?
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Yeah.
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Serious?
Yeah.
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What? No course you can't, don't be
ridiculous.
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Tell him, Luke.
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Aw, you never let me do anything.
It's not fair.
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I let you do a lot more things than
most kids, Benjamin Morris.
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Like what?
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Never you mind! S'long...
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Ta-rah.
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I never knew his full name
was Benjamin?
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I always thought it was Benson.
As in cigarette.
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Not one of my better ones I admit,
but a smile wouldn't go amiss...
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Sorry.
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You worrying about Emma?
Her and Sunny and this Leah girl?
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Cos you know it'll all blow over...
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It's your dad.
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Oh, what've he done now -
was it last night?
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Did he upset you?
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No. He kissed me.
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Look, what happened last night must
never be disclosed. Never. Ever.
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I always wondered why they called
him "Big Al?" Now I cockin' know.
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We're not... y'know...
it's not like that.
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I warned you -
you are never safe my bitch boy.
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Oh. Hello, Jane. Cup of tea?
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I was doing SO well, Luke.
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I kept turnin him down, puttin him
off, battin him away like a wasp
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on a jam jar - and then he bloody
kissed me and I hate him for it.
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You don't hate him do you?
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Yes I do, cos now
I can't stop thinkin about him
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and he's swannin'
off back to Canada next week.
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What the frig happens then?
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I'm left swingin in the Berry,
weepin' like a schoolgirl,
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just like before.
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Maybe he'll stay.
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Bollocks he will.
Rob Morgan living round here?
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Do me a favour.
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Well if you feel that
strongly about it,
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maybe you better just stay
out of his way.
Until he flies back.
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Yeah. Yeah you're right, presh.
I will.
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He's taking me out for lunch.
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Maybe we could do something...
different like.
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Y'know, go to Bristol Zoo or
something? A little day out?
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I get you bitch boy! Animals is it?
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Oh God.
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So where you takin' my mother then?
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Erm... new restaurant in Cardiff.
Thought we'd give it a go.
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This is alright isn' it?
It's not too much?
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No it's fine.
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Right, well you make sure you
get her home on time.
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Or else you'll have me
to answer to young man.
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You know that's a bit weird don't
you? Talkin' like that.
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Don't tell me what's weird!
My father's datin' my mother.
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Shut up, it's not a date, is it Rob.
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Just a couple of friends eating
a bit of fish.
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That's exactly what it is.
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- S'long.
- Have fun!
Yeah, see you.
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You look very lovely by the way.
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Thanks.
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I been such a fool, y'know?
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Runnin' around like a ham bone,
and now Dai wants a divorce!
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Dai's not a twat Daddy...
Not much of a one anyway.
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I guess so.
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You and Mummy
fought for your marriage didn't you?
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Then so will I. I'm gonna win my
husband back, Daddy.
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Whatever it takes.
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D'you still miss Mummy, Daddy?
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Not bad, Selena -
if I do say so myself.
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My application's been turned down.
That's it.
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We've lost the club.
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I bet you eat in places like this
all the time in Vancouver don't you?
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It's got some fabulous restaurants.
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D'you not cook in your own
kitchen then?
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Sometimes yeah...
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Remember when I used to make us
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carbonara every Sunday
night at your house?
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And we'd eat it up in your bedroom?
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And pretend we were doing
schoolwork...
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But really we were listenin'
to the Top 40 and shagging.
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And having lots of sex.
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So what are we doin' now then?
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About to have dessert...
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No, I mean I'm wondering what it is
you actually want from me Rob.
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A bit of Pontyberry rough is it?
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I suppose more than anything
I want you to forgive me.
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For leaving you.
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I forgave you years ago, presh.
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I just like givin' you a hard time.
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And I want you to trust me again.
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Hmm, well that one's a bit trickier.
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Is it?
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OK, anything I ask you,
you have to answer truthfully.
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And I'll know if you're lyin'.
How?
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There's this little thing you do.
With your mouth.
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Right.
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Question number one - did you or did
you not fancy Cara Blake
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when she wore that see-thru skirt to
Jackie Phelps's 18th?
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Bit twp of you mind. Thinkin they'd
give you a remortgage.
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A taxi driver? On your wages?
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Don't matter no more anyway.
Game's over.
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Good God, the game have only
just begun!
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What we need is a fundraiser.
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I got it! I got just the thing!
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Imagine this is
Pontyberry Rugby pitch,
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we mark it off into squares like
this and we sell off the squares!
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Who to?
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Anyone who'll pay.
It's a community pitch!
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We'll sell it BACK to the community.
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That's not legal though is it?
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Legal schmegal.
We're not really selling it.
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It's a token gesture Al -
a gimmick if you will.
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But is that enough?
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No. And that's where YOU come in.
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We need a game for them to watch.
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Pentrwg still your biggest rivals?
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Oh, Aye.
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So let's play on what the Welsh love
best - blatant tribalism.
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Pontyberry, versus Pentrwg.
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It'll draw a crowd and they'll all
stick their hands in their pockets.
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Whadda you say kid?
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The Olympics won't hold
a torch to it eh.
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Don't be ridiculous, Alan.
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How can it possibly be
anything like the Olympics.
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And talking of Olympics, I hear you
had intercourse with
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Rhian Evans last night.
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All I'm sayin is
I hope you've had a good wash.
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And I don't mean under your arms!
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Oh God!
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Right. Final question.
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Christ,
how many questions are there?
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What's really going on between you
and Melissa Williams?
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We're working together.
On a project.
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Oh, right!
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Bloody hell, not the rugby pitch?
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- What?
- You're not workin' on the
rugby pitch thing with her?
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Out of interest why would that be
so bad?
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You windin' me up?
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No cos surely it'd bring a huge
amount to the whole valley -
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and Luke, it'd be really
good for him wouldn't it?
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Well I don't know about you but I
wouldn't want that on my conscience
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destroying a whole community just
so my son can earn a few quid.
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Being a bit melodramatic now...
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Oh my God -
so are you working on it?
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No! I'm... we're developing some
flats over at Marshfield.
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I didn't want to say anything
until it was all confirmed.
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You're doing that thing
with your mouth.
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Jokin' I am.
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Hello?
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Not back yet.
D'you want a cup of tea.
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Aye, go on then.
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Bloody hell I remember that perm.
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When I had it done, I couldn't leave
the house for three days
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until it dropped.
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Didn't Ritchie Grick have a perm?
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No! That was natural curl.
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I don't think it was y'know.
Shut up!
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What are you doing tonight?
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See that pile of ironing?
Well that's just the start of it...
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Come to my hotel.
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Don't give up do you.
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Stay with me.
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No.
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Why not?
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I just erm.. I'm hanging on by a
thread here, Rob.
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Kissin' you was bad enough.
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But if I sleep with you,
that's it. I'm done for.
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But we already have slept together.
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I know and look where that got me.
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Come on. I'll order
carbonara on room service...
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Thank God for that.
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Make the tea you perv.
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Sean!
Is this a bad time?
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Erm... Well...
Cos it won't take long.
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When d'you get back?
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Last night.
I didn't know.
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Why would you? Look I got something
I wanna tell you.
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Can I come in?
I've got a visitor.
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Is it Rob?
No.
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Kettle's just boiled
if you're interested.
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Sean - look why don't you come
back later when...
Forget it.
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What d'you do that for?
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No point giving him false hope.
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Honestly.
What?
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Look, Rob, we both know
from the moment you came back to
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Pontyberry, Sean never
stood a chance.
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Didn't he?
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No, he didn't. So can we drop all
this Alpha male nonsense.
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You won, OK?
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Now bugger off back to your cave.
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You sure you wouldn't like to
see my Neanderthal drawings?
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No! I already said!
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Anyway you were always
rubbish at art.
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♪ You looked exactly
like your photograph
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♪ Looks like I'm growing
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♪ I'm growing up beside you. ♪
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Classic.
Babes.
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Did I leave the seat up?
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I'm late.
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Don't worry I'll drop you off once
I finish this.
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No, mun. I'm late.
Late.
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Whoah!
Serious?! Have you done a test like?
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Cos you don't wanna make the same
mistake Stella did.
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Are you sure it's not the menopause?
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With respect Karl, I'm
hardly in the same boat as Stella.
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I'm half her age for starters.
And no.
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I haven' done a test.
We'll do it later.
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When we've both had a wash.
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Yes!
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So Emma hasn't spoken to me
for almost 48 hours now.
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Don't blame her. What you doin'
kissin' this Leah girl for anyway?
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I didn't. She...
y'know, she kissed me.
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And you were powerless to stop
her were you, mate?
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Thing is, the sex is amazing.
Yeah, you said.
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Y'know, I mean me and Paula did some
outrageous things in our time -
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but, Jane, she's -
well she's off the recter scale, mun.
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So what you moanin' for?
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She's given the phrase "Strong
arm of the law" a whole new meaning.
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I'm in constant pain.
I'm black and bloody blue.
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Six more months with her
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and I'll only be
recognisable by my dental records.
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Perhaps you should try suggesting
something more cerebral?
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What's that mean?
Less violent!
246
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,479
Welcome team! To Operation SOP.
247
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Save our Pitch.
248
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:20,680
Yes!
249
00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:25,759
So this Saturday is
the last dance saloon.
250
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:28,359
That's why I've chosen you.
The best of the youth.
251
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:31,079
The firsts.
And the vets.
252
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,159
Oh, and Dai Davies.
253
00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:35,559
And it's not just about beatin' them
bastards from Pentrwg -
254
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,879
sorry kids...
For sayin' "Bastards"?
255
00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:40,159
No, for sayin' "Pentrwg".
256
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:42,439
It's about playin'
like our lives depend upon it.
257
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:43,919
Because right now,
258
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we are the only hope this club has
got for its survival.
What?
259
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:47,840
Oh, Christ.
260
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:53,119
Rumour has it you've stirred
your spoon in her porridge, Al.
261
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,679
Don't be so ridiculous.
262
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:59,319
Hey Al - I think I left
my brassiere in your cockin' bed
263
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:01,119
and I only got the one.
264
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,079
These puppies been bashin'
my ankles all day.
265
00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:05,960
So pop it round if you find it.
266
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,240
Oh my God, it's Scott Quinnell?
267
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:18,920
Meet Pontyberry's secret weapon. The
legend that is Mr Scott Quinnell.
268
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,319
He owes me a couple of favours
269
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:26,119
so he's gonna get you in tip top
shape for the match.
270
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,159
Over to you, Scotty.
271
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:30,879
Thanks, Aunty Brenda. Alright boys?
272
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,079
Wanna play some rugby?
273
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:36,999
When we cross that white line
you gotta be nasty!
274
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,319
We got to be the horrible bastards.
275
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,999
Are you a horrible bastard?
276
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,719
- Well I...Are you?
- Nice one!
277
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:47,599
For 80 minutes you gotta
wanna kill someone.
278
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:51,599
When I cross that white line
I have got to become someone else.
279
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:52,839
You ever been someone else?
280
00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:56,559
Yes, John Major, an alien,
King Kong...
281
00:17:56,560 --> 00:18:00,640
Shut it, bitch boy.
Just 'give me the fuckin' ball!'
282
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:08,360
Job done.
283
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,959
That was stunnin Di,
you shoulda been there.
284
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:20,000
Scott Quinnell came and... babes?
285
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,319
Right, I'll come to the point Karl,
the test was negative
286
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:31,080
but I'm turnin' it into a positive.
287
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,919
I thought we was gonna do
the test together?
288
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:39,079
I couldn't wait. Anyway, if we can't
have our own, we'll adopt.
289
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:41,080
So I got this for us
to look through, alright?
290
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:46,079
And they're really pretty
the little Chinese ones.
291
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,480
Or there's Romania.
The orphans like.
292
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:57,199
Oh Karl, mun.
I feel such a bloody failure.
293
00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:01,759
Ey, ey - 'diney!
Oh babes, come here.
294
00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:02,920
It's OK
295
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,199
Sorry I'm late. Got held up.
296
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,679
Presumably with your little
scheme.
297
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,959
It's not a little scheme actually -
the whole town is getting behind it.
298
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:26,679
Oh, Alan, bless you. You never
change - always the dreamer.
299
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,079
Don't start on him, Mam.
300
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,920
It's alright Little Alan.
Go wait in the house, eh?
301
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:38,319
My solicitor tells me
he still hasn't heard from yours.
302
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,679
Oh, he'll be hearing from mine
alright. Once I've...
303
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,599
- once I've... What?
- Once I've got
one.
304
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,279
Dad there's no bread!
305
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,360
New loaf in the freezer.
306
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,799
He'll have a binge tonight
thanks to you.
307
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,399
He always overeats when he's upset.
308
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,239
That boy doesn't need
an excuse to overeat.
309
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:59,719
What is wrong with you, Melissa? You
destroy everything. Little Alan's
confidence, the rugby pitch.
310
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,439
Oh, wake up
and smell the cement, Alan.
311
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,999
I'm not the only one
involved in this project.
312
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,719
Who the hell d'you think is building
all these bloody houses?
313
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:08,640
Eh?
314
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,280
Rob Morgan of course.
315
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,240
Rob wouldn't do something like that?
316
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:22,880
Wouldn't he?
317
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:42,919
The treacherous little get.
Never trust a Morgan.
318
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:46,680
Oi! Hoist me out a sec.
319
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:49,679
What's that?
320
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,559
Fish pedicure. It's all the rage.
321
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,920
With goldfish? I thought
they had to be a special type?
322
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,799
Fish are fish and feet are feet, Al.
323
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,119
And take it easy - I felt two of em
pop like bubble wrap
324
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:00,120
when I stepped in.
325
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:09,799
Down. Now listen here good boy.
Pontyberry is revolting.
326
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:10,879
Beg pardon?
327
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:15,439
Up in arms. This pitch invasion has
brought the hool community together.
328
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,479
Use it!
329
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,399
Wait till the big fundraising day
330
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:21,639
and THEN expose Rob Morgan for what
he really is.
331
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:22,840
In front of everyone.
332
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:27,680
Be the saviour of the rugby club -
and Stella's hero!
333
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,359
Make it a day to remember, Al.
You can do this!
334
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,799
You're right. We can do this.
335
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:35,839
That's what I just said.
336
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:37,759
I'm ready. The boys are ready.
337
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,839
The hool town is ready.
338
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,839
Just one thing. We need a referee.
339
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,799
And he's gotta be impartial.
340
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,359
I know just the man.
341
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:48,319
Hello, Aunty Brenda.
342
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:50,999
Cut the smarm pretty boy,
you're not my type.
343
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,039
Now, do you want to be
part of this community?
344
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:54,959
D'you want to make a difference?
Eh?
345
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,919
What d'you know about rugby?
346
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,199
Very little.
347
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,120
Then you're just
the man for the job.
348
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,480
Ooh, what a lovely shape.
349
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,239
I beg your pardon?
350
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,719
The pears. A lovely shape.
351
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:14,080
Just right. Ripe. Juicy.
352
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:20,159
Yes, well... I take pride
in the freshness of my produce.
353
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:23,840
I bet you do.
Are you free this Saturday?
354
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:34,679
It's a massive cause.
It's for the community.
355
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:37,159
Well... as you put it like that.
Yes of course.
356
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,160
I'll be there.
Thank you, Jagan.
357
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:47,400
Oh, Your plums are also
perfect by the way.
358
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:03,279
What's so important that you can't
pop down for a couple of hours.
359
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,919
I'm going to stood
there like a bleeding Suffragette.
360
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,320
The least you can do is come
and shake a tin for us.
361
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:12,039
Stella, you know I only want what's
best for you, don't you.
362
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,439
And Luke.
363
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:14,639
Err... Yeah?
364
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,840
And I'd do anything for you.
365
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:21,919
Good. So come and show your support
this afternoon.
366
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:25,039
And if you're not here by half-time
to peel the oranges,
367
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:27,280
you and me are gonna fall out
good boy. S'long.
368
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:37,679
♪ We'll keep
a welcome in the hillside
369
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:42,599
♪ We'll keep a welcome in the dales
370
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:46,799
♪ We'll still be singing
371
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:52,439
♪ When you come home
again to Wales. ♪
372
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:55,160
Save our pitch!
373
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:03,159
Surely to God you an'
Sunny are speakin' by now.
374
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,119
He kissed another woman, Mam.
375
00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:07,919
Yeah well, your dad kissed a couple
of women when we were together
376
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:09,919
y'know,
drunken snogs at Christmas an' that.
377
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,719
Sometimes you just gotta turn
a blind eye.
378
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,799
Well that didn't work,
you an' dad got divorced!
379
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,439
So, doesn't mean
I don't understand men, good girl.
380
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:20,839
With the exception of Rob Morgan.
381
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,239
Is he comin down?
382
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:26,559
He better bloody had. Oh,
he's in a proper funny mood today.
383
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:27,559
Right.
384
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:29,760
Save our pitch! Save our pitch!
385
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,919
After this,
you can do my other elbow.
386
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,719
That'll pop out
if they're not strapped.
387
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,799
Jessie Mawr. There were less
bandages on Tutankhamen!
388
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,479
OK, boys?
I am proud to lead you out today.
389
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:47,240
On your feet. Now grab a shirt.
390
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,119
Now let's give them
a spectacle to behold.
391
00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:54,759
Let's get out there
and save our pitch.
392
00:24:54,760 --> 00:25:01,799
- Ready? On me.
- One, two three, four,
five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
393
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:02,800
Berry!
394
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:12,040
Sorry I'm late.
395
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,079
Good God. What you come as?
396
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,680
I'm supposed to be the pitch in' I?
397
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,080
Karl's idea.
398
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:25,439
You alright?
Yeah.
399
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,159
Beryl Rogers from Rogers The Gas,
400
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:31,759
have just bought five squares
of the pitch for fifty quid a throw.
401
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,200
I think she was drunk
but I ain't judgin'!
402
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,879
Nadine, I know it's
none of my business
403
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,799
but I hear you haven't y'know,
caught like.
404
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,280
How the hell do you know?
I told her.
405
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:50,119
It took me 18 months to get
pregnant with Emma.
406
00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:51,960
Don't beat yourself up about it.
407
00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:55,119
I'm worn out to be honest, Stell.
408
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:58,919
Yeah, well he always had stamina did
Karl I'll give him that.
409
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,039
Just try and relax. It'll happen.
410
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:02,359
Thanks.
411
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:07,119
Cockin' hell!
You seen the legs on that?
412
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:09,560
I mean I thought Alan's were good,
but them!
413
00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:12,360
Back in a minute.
414
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,559
Bet she wishes
she never let that one go?
415
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:17,640
Good luck, mate.
416
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,280
- Sean?
- Hiya.
417
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,680
Come on, boys.
418
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,519
Didn't expect to see you here.
419
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:33,600
Aunty Brenda can be very persuasive.
420
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,360
Right, come on boys.
421
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,399
- Oh, Dai!
- Are you alright, mate?
422
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,399
No, my knee. It's popped.
423
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,439
Alan! Man down, man down.
424
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:54,639
Eh?
425
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,399
Dai Davies has kicked the bucket.
426
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,199
Oh Christ. His wife.
His kids.
427
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,919
Never mind them. It's my KNEE!
428
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,479
OK. Bobby - get changed.
429
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:04,999
No way!
430
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,679
Yes way, Bobs. It's for the club.
431
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:10,040
Oh, Jessi and all his followers.
Give me strength.
432
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,639
Lloyd. This was supposed to
be across the club.
433
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,439
Don't see many vets on your team.
434
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:25,799
They've all aged well.
435
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,599
And where's your youth player?
436
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,879
That's him.
What?!
437
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:30,960
Puberty hit early!
438
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:35,679
I'm sorry about the other day,
with Rob an' that.
439
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,279
It must've been a bit of a shock.
440
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,760
Course it wasn't.
It's what I predicted.
441
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:45,159
Look Sean, I know how much
I hurt you,
442
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,799
and I can never be sorry enough...
443
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:51,359
I didn't come to your house to
talk about you Stella. Or Rob.
444
00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:54,560
I came to tell you that I've
met someone else.
445
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,240
- Ref!
- Gotta go.
446
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:10,639
Ignore em Bobs. Go get em tiger!
447
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,320
Go on! Go on!
448
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,359
Sean's met someone else.
449
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:26,360
Aw. Time don't stand still.
I know that more than anyone.
450
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:33,600
Bloody hell! Where you going?
Fishing.
451
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:41,680
Knock on. Scrum.
452
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,880
Go, bitch boy, go!
453
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,559
Touch. Lineout there.
454
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,280
What you doin'
callin' my Dai "Bitch boy"?
455
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,080
It's his pet name - and he LOVES it!
456
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,079
Bobby. get in here.
Me?
457
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,800
You, in.
Play.
458
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,719
Just a minute good boy. What exactly
d'you think you're doin?
459
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,639
Don't be daft, mun.
Turn round and show us your cheeks.
460
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,599
I beg your pardon?
He's putting you up Bob.
461
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:21,960
Up? Up whe......ere!
462
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,679
"Viva La Vida" - Coldplay
463
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:30,079
♪ I used to rule the world
464
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:33,159
♪ Seas would rise when I gave the
word
465
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:34,199
Try there.
466
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:37,279
♪ Now in the morning I sleep alone
467
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:40,920
♪ Sweep the streets that I used to
own. ♪
468
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:46,839
We'll have to go for a little
celebratory drink after this, Rob.
469
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,199
Seal the deal so to speak.
470
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,840
Lovely. And your husband,
will he be joining us?
471
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:01,599
So, of course today
is about fundraising,
472
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:06,520
about a sense of community,
it's not about scoring tries.
473
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:15,040
Atta boy, Dai...
stuff it to 'em the little shits!
474
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,280
Sorry where were we?
475
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:26,279
♪ For some reason I can't explain
476
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:32,759
♪ Once you go there was never
Never an honest word
477
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:34,479
♪ That was when...#
478
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,160
Excuse me, I better take this.
479
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,439
Hello.
480
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:44,599
Where are you?
481
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:47,679
Well I'm uh... in a meeting.
482
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,159
Well, we're one try up
483
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:51,799
and I don't want to watch
the rest on my own OK?
484
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,079
OK.
485
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,119
Honestly it's
brilliant down here, Rob.
486
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,799
Everyone's behind the whole thing.
487
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,399
And we might just do it y'know.
488
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,320
We might just raise the money and
I'll be so bloody proud if we do.
489
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:07,160
Come and join in.
Be a Pontyberry Boy, Rob.
490
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:11,960
Rob?
491
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,560
I gotta go.
Yeah, OK well if...
492
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,080
Charmin'!
493
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:26,559
Now if it's not too much trouble,
perhaps we can continue.
494
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,720
You need to sign here and here...
495
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:33,840
Right.
496
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:41,879
Seven, eight, nine, ten pounds.
One poun' two...
497
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,560
Close innit?
...three, four...
498
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:55,800
God, Sunny are you alright?
499
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,879
Thought we weren't talking.
500
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,039
Stop being a knob.
501
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:03,319
You've pissed me off,
but you're still my husband.
502
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,799
Come on,
let's get you to the ambulance.
503
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,199
Just get me to the bar. Trust me.
504
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:09,400
I'm a trainee doctor!
505
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,680
Over here, let's rally our boys.
Follow me.
506
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:22,920
Well, fancy seeing you here.
507
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,319
Let's go, Em.
508
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,359
No way. This is MY turf.
509
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,240
And she's just made a big mistake.
510
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,039
I've come to support Sunny.
511
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:47,640
I don't need your "Support".
512
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,599
This has got to stop, Leah.
513
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:56,039
I take it he's told you then has he?
About us?
514
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,400
Yeah. He has.
515
00:32:58,600 --> 00:32:59,919
We kissed.
516
00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:02,080
I know. Big fucking deal.
517
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:07,080
Then we slept together.
No we didn't.
518
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,519
You're not enough for him Emma.
519
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:12,239
He's a medic - what are you?
520
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:15,479
I mean if you hadn't got pregnant
d'you really think he'd still
be with you?
521
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,959
Yeah, I would. Because she's my wife
and I love her.
522
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:21,079
Come on Sunny, there's no point in
- pretending anymore.
- Emma, let's
go...
523
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:27,720
He's got a birthmark on his left
thigh that looks like a tiny
butterfly.
524
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:30,600
He loved it when I was on top...
525
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:36,479
and he said we did things you'd
never dream of doing.
526
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,640
Not in a million years. Didn't we.
527
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:44,999
D'you think I don't know that,
you mentalist.
528
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,879
D'you think me and my husband have
got secrets from each other?
529
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,839
Well you got a lot to
learn about marriage
530
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:52,679
if you think that's the case.
531
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:54,280
Cos he's told me everything.
532
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:59,360
Now piss off before I whack
you in the chops.
533
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:17,880
Oh, Sunny.
534
00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:27,399
Penalty.
535
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,639
But he ran into ME!
536
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:29,919
Ben, you alright, mate?
537
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:30,920
Yea. I'm alright.
538
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,719
Hands off my son, butt.
Crazy Karl here!
539
00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:37,039
Who?
540
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:41,639
Calm down Karl. Calm down.
I'm the captain. Leave it to me.
541
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:43,520
What the hell you think
you're doing?
542
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,120
♪ "We Will Rock You" - Queen
543
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:55,999
Hello ladies!
544
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:56,999
Alright?
545
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,439
There you go.
546
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:03,599
Thanks.
547
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,679
I'll bet you're
proud as shit of your man, Tan.
548
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,519
Well, yes, I suppose I am.
549
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,960
Aye. Nice to be in cockin'
love innit.
550
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,959
♪ Buddy you're a boy,
make a big noise,
551
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,759
♪ Playin' in the street gonna be
a big man some day
552
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:21,559
♪ You got mud on yo' face,
You big disgrace
553
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,759
#Kickin' your can all over
the place
554
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:24,799
♪ Singing
555
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:32,600
♪ We will we will rock you
556
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:39,439
#Buddy you're a young man hard man,
Gonna take on the world some day. ♪
557
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,999
What sort of fool does he take me
for?
558
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,040
Publicly humiliating me like this!
559
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,960
Tan?
Oh, cock.
560
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,680
Keep your hands where
I can see em please, lovely boy.
561
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:26,680
Get showered, get dressed
and get home. I got plans for you.
562
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:44,599
How did I do?
563
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:45,600
I was impressed.
564
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:52,440
So who is she then?
565
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,399
Katie. She's Australian.
566
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,079
- Wow.
- She's asked me to go to Sydney
with her.
567
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:02,200
For a holiday?
568
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:04,320
For good.
569
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:06,840
Wow again.
570
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,839
I just need to know you're happy.
I need to be sure.
571
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:15,919
That there are no regrets.
Are you happy?
572
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,719
You're the one who was
messed around.
573
00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:20,240
I've survived haven't I?
Evidently.
574
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:25,799
Stella, Rob's always let you down.
575
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,720
How d'you know he's not going
to do it again?
576
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,479
Cos he's proved himself over
the past few months.
577
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,919
I hope you're right.
578
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,159
I was about to give up on you.
579
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:45,400
Oh, don't ever do that.
580
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:48,319
Listen, I'll be
there in half an hour.
581
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:50,639
I'll get you a little shandy in.
582
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:54,479
Stella, I've got something
I need to tell you.
583
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:55,519
Go on.
584
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,720
No. It has to be face to face.
585
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,360
OK! I look forward to it!
586
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:09,360
Please, Em.
587
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:11,840
Let me in.
588
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,840
How can I say sorry to you from the
other side of a bloody door?
589
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:23,160
Com on, babe, you're my girl,
you know you are.
590
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:28,760
Em?
591
00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:41,079
A fine game. No doubt about it.
592
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:44,080
And in years to come,
I'll be able to say "I was there".
593
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,279
You were "There"?
594
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:49,759
I heard you were in the back of the
St John's Ambulance for most of it.
595
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,439
Yea, but have we done enough?
596
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,519
Cos I couldn't go through
that again.
597
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:56,239
I can't feel my legs and if I turn
my neck everything goes black.
598
00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:57,520
Oop, there we go again.
599
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:07,079
Silence, everyone.
Aunty Brenda has finished the count.
600
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,400
Aunty Brenda?
601
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:17,680
Everybody has given their most. The
hool of Pontyberry have dug deep.
602
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,240
Even George the butcher.
603
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:26,039
Nobody could ask any
more of a community.
604
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:27,960
Oh, come on Aunty Brenda,
did we make it?
605
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:34,039
Not even close. The hool thing's
been a waste of time.
606
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:36,359
We're short by ten grand.
607
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,319
Ah, well what's the point, we may
as well just all kill ourselves
608
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:40,320
and go home.
609
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:48,119
I'll get you that ten grand.
I'll ask Rob Morgan for it.
610
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,359
Well that won't do any good.
I've already tried.
611
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:51,480
Yeah, but I haven't.
612
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:55,440
And he'll do anything for me.
613
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:01,959
Stella...
it's Rob who's buildin' the houses.
614
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:03,879
- What?
- Bollocks.
615
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:06,400
Melissa told me.
I wanted to keep it from you.
616
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:14,199
No. No, you're wrong. Melissa and
him are working on something, yes.
617
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,919
But it's some flats
over at Marshfield. Isn't it, Luke?
618
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:20,239
I don't know nothin about any
flats at Marshfield.
619
00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:23,879
That's cos there aren't any!
I'm sorry love, but Alan's right.
620
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,479
It's Rob Morgan who's behind this.
621
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:27,519
Behind what?
622
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:39,239
Well, look who the cat dragged in.
623
00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:42,319
You got a nerve
showing your face in here, good boy.
624
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:43,599
You Judith!
625
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,959
Turnin' up from California with
your fancy clothes and swanky cars
626
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,200
- - and wot not.
- Canada, mun.
- Canada.
627
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,199
Can I just say something?
628
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:58,879
Look, I genuinely thought this
development was a good opportunity.
629
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:00,279
Yeah for you maybe!
630
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,439
No, for a lot of people actually.
631
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:05,839
Someone told me recently I'd been
away from here for too long
632
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,800
and I think they were
probably right.
633
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,600
I knew that this rugby club
meant a lot to you all.
634
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:20,320
But I just didn't realise quite how
much. And so I'm sorry.
635
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:27,159
Yes, well fine words butter no
parsnips Robert J Morgan.
636
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:28,599
That's true.
637
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,640
Which is why -
if you let me finish Aunty Brenda,
638
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,560
I decided to pull
out of the development deal.
639
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:41,119
Well that's very noble, Rob,
640
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:43,919
but Melissa will just
get herself another builder.
641
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,079
With all due respect,
you lot are ten a penny.
642
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:49,239
That's also true.
Except a builder needs land.
643
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:51,600
And if the land's not available...
I don't understand.
644
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:59,920
I'd like to take you up on that
offer to become your sponsor, Alan.
645
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,119
I'll buy the lease for the pitch
646
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:06,039
and whatever you raised today can
buy some new stands.
647
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:09,720
Looks like you need them if we're to
get this club back on its feet.
648
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:15,559
So, what d'you say, Alan?
Can I be your sponsor?
649
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:18,279
Well, I'd have to ask the committee,
naturally, but if we...
650
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,520
Alan...
...Yes. Yes of course.
651
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,919
I knew it,
I knew he'd never let us down.
652
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,280
Trusted you all the way.
653
00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:31,999
You or me?
654
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,239
Together?
655
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:34,400
Together!
656
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:45,760
Rob!
657
00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:55,159
Ohh!
658
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:56,319
What was that for?
659
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:57,680
That was for lying to me.
660
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,080
And that was for saving our club!
661
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,519
Always the bloody hero in't he?
662
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:15,559
Oh, I dunno love.
663
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:18,359
Without you,
none of this would have come about.
664
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,200
We have a lot to be grateful for.
665
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:25,079
Get us a pint of Bow in will
you, lover boy?
666
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,480
My mouth's like the inside of a
bouncer's dap.
667
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:34,400
OK, you win.
You've discovered my Achilles heel.
What?
668
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:40,040
Acts of overwhelming generosity
completely turn me on.
669
00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:45,880
So you're gonna have to shag me now.
Aren't you.
670
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:59,879
Some people you just think are gonna
live for ever don't you.
671
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,679
Like Harry Hill.
672
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,599
Paula?
I can't do it Dai.
673
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,199
I don't think
I can even look at him.
674
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:07,840
- Get in that bloody car. Ow!
- Hey!
675
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,120
I want you to come
and live with me in Canada.
676
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:17,119
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