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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:08,000 The following programme contains strong language and scenes of a sexual nature. 2 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,879 What's going on? I'm going back to Lenny. 3 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:19,999 Save it for the fight, son. Fight? More like annihilation. 4 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,199 What you been doing, Dai? 5 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:23,919 Shagging a copper. 6 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:26,719 What d'you want? To know what this is all about?! 7 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:29,920 It's just a rugby pitch. Rugby's a way of life round 'ere. 8 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:40,359 ♪ And then she smiles 9 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:45,000 ♪ And my heart starts beating I go weak inside. ♪ 10 00:00:57,280 --> 00:01:00,799 Oof! Have you had a shower this morning? You smell of boy! 11 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:03,999 You always say that. What exactly does "boy" smell of? 12 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,120 Socks, pants and sweat. 13 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:09,680 Good God. 14 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:15,719 Why for are you dressed as Elvis, Little Al? 15 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:17,599 - Cos I'm gonna school. - Exactly! 16 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:19,679 It's come as a famous person day. 17 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,759 You do pay two pound if you don't dress up, 18 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:24,279 but only one pound if you do do - for cancer. 19 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:27,799 - Oh, mam! - You've forgot to tell me again, haven't you? 20 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:29,440 - Sorry. - Don't move. 21 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:36,279 There you go... 22 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:37,280 Harry Potter. 23 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:40,119 Thanks mam. 24 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:01,519 That was interesting. 25 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:03,240 Yeah! Yeah! 26 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:07,520 There's only one thing left to do. 27 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:12,199 I don't think I'm quite ready for that, love. 28 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:15,520 No, I gotta go to work, you div! 29 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,800 I... 30 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:27,439 Thought you'd drowned. 31 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:29,639 Keeping the clock on me now, are you? 32 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:31,879 Ey, Zoe called you back yet? 33 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:33,359 How d'you know I've rung her? 34 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,159 Luke, we live in a terraced house. 35 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:37,759 I could hear you all night, tapping away on your phone. 36 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:39,560 I thought the microwave was on the blink. 37 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:43,839 Left her loads of texts, that's all. 38 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:45,759 Had nothing back. 39 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:49,639 Yeah, well, maybe you should leave it for a bit, love. 40 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:51,719 - Eh? - It might make things worse for her 41 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:54,439 if your name keeps coming up on her phone - 42 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:56,239 wind Lenny up even more. 43 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:58,439 Why are we all worried about what Lenny thinks? 44 00:02:58,440 --> 00:02:59,840 The bloke's a dickhead. 45 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,239 Hiya, this is Zoe. 46 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,839 Please leave me a message and I'll get back to you. 47 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:12,519 It's me... again. 48 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:13,800 Call me back. 49 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:15,960 Please. 50 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:26,959 Eh, Rocky, ready for tomorrow night? The big fight? 51 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:29,199 Yeah, I'm fine. I can handle myself. 52 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:32,719 Yeah, Lenny don't look big but I've seen him fight before, butt. 53 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:35,079 He's like lightning, mun, and nasty. 54 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,159 Yes, so everybody keeps saying. 55 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:39,719 Look, I been thinking, do you want me to be your second? 56 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,279 Give you a few pointers? 57 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:45,959 I don't wanna brag like, but back in the day I had a bit of a rep. 58 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:48,039 "Crazy Karl" they called me. 59 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,479 That's not cos you was hard - it's cos you was tup! 60 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,679 What you on about? I can look after myself. 61 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,719 What about that first night we went out together 62 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:56,479 and those two bouncers put you in a skip?! 63 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,239 Look, I gotta go. What skip? 64 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:00,159 Oh, and Luke, you'll be on show tomorrow. 65 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:03,079 Why don't you pop round the shop later for an all-over Autumn mist 66 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:05,959 and chest and crack wax? Oh, that skip. 67 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:09,399 It's a three-round fight, not a - fashion shoot. - Please yourself! 68 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:12,519 Anyway, it's just an inter-club thing, it's not a big fight. 69 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:13,839 I don't need a second. 70 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:16,719 Well, if you're sure, but me and Nads'll be there anyway, 71 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:18,479 early like, to get ringside seats. 72 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:21,639 I don't really want people... Now, Karl. Now. 73 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:25,359 - What? - It has to be NOW! Oh, Jesus Christ! Gotta go, butt. 74 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:26,800 Duty calls. 75 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:36,159 ♪ Why do I love him? 76 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:38,039 ♪ He don't love back 77 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:40,039 ♪ When I call his name 78 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:41,799 ♪ He turns his back 79 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,279 ♪ The weather is growing cold 80 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:46,399 ♪ And I want him 81 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:47,880 ♪ Back again 82 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:54,199 W-I-Double L. Double L. 83 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:55,799 No, one double L. 84 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:59,360 I-A-M-S - Williams. Yeah, he's about my application. 85 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:02,959 I know that love, but time is the one thing I haven't got. 86 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:06,159 - Al? - Look, I gotta go. I'll call you back. Bye. 87 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:07,679 - Hiya. - Morning, Stell. 88 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:11,359 Eh, you know Ronnie chimp? Always goes around with Harry Caravan? 89 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:12,360 Yeah. 90 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:16,679 Well, I was at Murtle Evans' yesterday for the dirties 91 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:19,359 and she said that Ronnie Chimp went in the ex-club and told them 92 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,439 he don't want to be called that no more. 93 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:25,879 Well, I suppose if you've gone round all your life being told you look like a small monkey, eventually... 94 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:28,239 No, no, it's not the chimp bit he minds - it's Ronnie. 95 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,719 From now on, he wants to be known as Charles. 96 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,359 Charlie Chimp? 97 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:35,999 Suppose so. Murtle reckons it's a benefit scam. 98 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,719 Wouldn't surprise me. 99 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:41,040 That entire Chimp family is nothing but a bunch of animals. 100 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:44,720 You're very quiet today, Al. 101 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:49,159 Stell, you know when you want something really, really bad 102 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:51,039 and you're not sure if you're gonna get it? 103 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:53,279 Oh, now come on, presh, we've been over this before. 104 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:55,239 You've got accept that we are just friends. 105 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:57,119 - No, no it's not that. - Good. 106 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,399 Now we're on that, 107 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:01,079 If ever you change your mind, offer's still there. 108 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:03,639 I mean, you're not getting any younger, like... Charming. 109 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:07,039 but for me you've got better as you've got older, like Red Rum. 110 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,479 D'you know what? I'm always glad when I come to you first - 111 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:12,800 you really set me up for the day. Not a problem. Any time. 112 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:20,160 Come on, what is it? 113 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:29,280 Oh, Al, what have you done? 114 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:37,039 Ah, Luke, big fight tomorrow. 115 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:38,759 Your debut in the ring, eh, lad? 116 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:40,479 Yeah, well, it's not a big thing really. 117 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:42,039 The whole town's coming. 118 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:44,839 You, er, thought about who you want to be your second? 119 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:47,439 - What? - Cos I venture to suggest you couldn't do no better 120 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:50,159 than the man here in front of - you, my boy. - Look, Mr Davies... 121 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,639 Pontyberry School boys champ three years on the run, 122 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:55,479 and winner in the nationals against an English school 123 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:57,199 in the under 13's group, 124 00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:00,879 even though I was 17 - at the time like. - Is that legal? 125 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:03,879 Oh! Legal schmegal. Never questioned it 126 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:07,799 cos of my... height, see - always been a blessing. 127 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:10,080 Pass us a bag of those satsumas, will you? 128 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,640 You need to be a poxy giraffe to get at the fruit round here. 129 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:19,679 Ah, here she is, 130 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:20,960 our Funeral Director. 131 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:24,280 It's so good to have you back. 132 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,200 This is Mrs Burgess and her daughter. 133 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:39,080 She just lost her husband. 134 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:42,680 I know how she feels! 135 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:51,319 Right then, upstairs with you for a cup of tea, I think. 136 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:52,680 Come on. Yes... 137 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,999 Compose yourself woman, for goodness sake! 138 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:01,119 She's very empathetic - that's what makes her the best. 139 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:02,959 She grieves with you. 140 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:04,720 Not at you! 141 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:10,239 What's the matter with you?! Come on! 142 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,799 So basically, if we can't find the money for the lease 143 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:15,439 by the end of the month, that's it - we'll lose the club. 144 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:17,279 This re-mortgage will just cover it. 145 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:20,479 That's a hell of a lot of money - you're asking for, Al. - Yeah, I know. 146 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:23,079 I mean, how are you ever gonna pay it back? 147 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:26,319 I dunno, but this is the club, Stell. We can't lose it. 148 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:30,160 And yeah, this is your house. Your home! You can't lose that neither. 149 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,839 Oh, there must be another way. 150 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:36,359 I dunno, I've racked my brains. 151 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:38,519 Even thought of selling - one of my organs. - What? 152 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:42,079 Apparently there's a bloke on the Rhondda who got six grand for a kidney on eBay. 153 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:44,599 Took his kids to see Santa in Lapland. 154 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:48,680 Alan Williams, you are not selling your kidneys for that blumming club. 155 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:53,159 What about Rob Morgan? 156 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:56,719 - Eh? - Well, he's a successful business man. He's from round 'ere. 157 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:59,919 He may well want to help. Wouldn't know how to ask. 158 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:03,440 Well, think of a way to cos you can't afford to lose this house. 159 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,279 - What you doing here?! - Coming in. 160 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:20,919 Are you out of your head?! What if Lenny was here? 161 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:23,199 He's always up the gym this time of the morning. 162 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:26,079 Gets all pumped up before he goes and gives them shit down the dole. 163 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:28,479 You still shouldn't be 'ere, Luke. It's not fair on me. 164 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,239 What about what's fair on me? 165 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:31,879 You haven't returned none of my calls. 166 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:34,760 I've been going spare with worry. - My phone's not working! - Bullshit. 167 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:39,119 Lenny dropped it... in the washing up. 168 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,439 Lenny does the washing up?! 169 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:43,199 Said it was an "accident". 170 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:45,479 He's a total control freak. You shouldn't be 'ere. 171 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:47,359 He's the father of my son, Luke. 172 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:49,479 Oh, that's all you ever say! 173 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:51,879 Not that he's your boyfriend, or you love him, 174 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:54,239 or you can't live without him. 175 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:55,560 I know. 176 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:03,560 Come back with me. 177 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:06,120 Please? 178 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:11,200 I'd NEVER drop your phone in the washing up. 179 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:13,839 Never go near it. 180 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:17,520 Absolutely. Well said. 181 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:39,439 Ultimately the finishing, in terms of handles and edging, 182 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:42,840 is what takes the eye and these are available in silver... 183 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:45,320 brass... 184 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:47,920 or bronze. 185 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:52,599 We always suggest you take your time to... 186 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:55,479 # Don't stop me cos I'm having a good time 187 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:56,799 ♪ Don't stop yes 188 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,679 ♪ I'm having a good time 189 00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:02,479 ♪ I don't want to stop at all... 190 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:06,839 As for the lining, as you can see on these pages, 191 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:11,319 cotton, silk or velvet are all options and... these... 192 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:15,279 ♪ I'm a sex machine Ready to reload. 193 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:19,359 ♪ Like an atom bomb I'm about to oh oh oh... ♪ 194 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:22,119 Why don't we discuss the cremation itself? 195 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:26,079 ♪ I'm burning through the sky yeah 196 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:31,479 ♪ 200 degrees that's why they Call me Mr Fahrenheit 197 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:33,999 ♪ I'm travelling At the speed of light 198 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,199 ♪ I wanna make A supersonic man out of you... ♪ 199 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,599 Excuse me. 200 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,839 ♪ Don't stop me Don't stop me ooh... ♪ 201 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:41,399 Stop!!! 202 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:44,839 I have got a woman downstairs whose father just died in a road accident 203 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:47,079 because his brakes failed! And you lot are singing, 204 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:51,079 "Don't stop me now, I'm travelling at the speed of frigging light!" 205 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:55,999 He's right, Paula, we've got to rehearse somewhere. 206 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,919 I don't care - it can't be here! 207 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:00,760 You'll have to find somewhere else - rapid! 208 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,600 Dai. 209 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:11,160 - Come in. - Can't stop. Got something for you. 210 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:15,280 Satsumas? 211 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,560 No, this. 212 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:20,719 What is it? 213 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:24,799 There's a full committee meeting - you've been called in front of them. 214 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,480 - Full? - Aye, full. 215 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,080 Make sure you're there. 216 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,919 £2.50 please. 217 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,279 Oh, you're Sunny's friend, aren't you? We met at the... 218 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,359 Baby naming, that's right. Leah. 219 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:56,799 What brings you up here, then? 220 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:59,279 Oh, and don't say the nightlife cos believe me 221 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:01,959 there's more going on between Katie Price's ears. 222 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:04,759 Actually, I was supposed to meet Sunny - is he about? 223 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:08,480 No, him and Em have taken Abrah up Cyfartha Park - feed the ducks. 224 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,040 Eh... what is it? 225 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,479 I'm sorry, he said 11 - he promised. 226 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,319 He's supposed to be telling her today. 227 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,320 Telling who what? 228 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:22,640 Sunny... 229 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:27,000 telling Emma that we're having an affair and we're in love. 230 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:30,559 I'm sorry but it's been going on for months, 231 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:34,239 it was going to come out, and he needs to sort this mess out. 232 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,039 Get out of my shop. 233 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,599 - I'm sorry. - Now! 234 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:41,639 ♪ At home they pass it by 235 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:45,560 ♪ I smell... trouble 236 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:49,600 ♪ But I smell trouble... ♪ 237 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:56,360 It's the fight tomorrow, - isn't it? - Eh? 238 00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,680 No. 239 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:03,319 Yeah, sort of. 240 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,239 It's more complicated than that. 241 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,839 You're being about as clear as those desk instructions. 242 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:11,279 Oh, I dunno. Everything's hanging in the bloody air. 243 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:13,919 It's like this fight... is for Zoe. 244 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,280 It's all got out of hand. 245 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:19,399 Why don't you just call it off? 246 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,560 - Would you? - No. 247 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:28,520 Look, I'm gonna sound a bit of a dick here but... 248 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:35,400 will you, you know, be my second like? Tomorrow. 249 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,400 Course I will. 250 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:47,239 Knock, knock. 251 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:48,399 Mam, what you doing here? 252 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,919 You forgot your sandwiches - I made your favourites today. 253 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,199 B-L-P-B. 254 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,719 "B-L-P-B?" Bacon, lettuce and peanut butter. 255 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:57,639 - Oh, sounds bloody awful. - You've just got no sense of adventure. 256 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:59,479 You didn't try broccoli till you were 16. 257 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,119 Neither did half the Valley. 258 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,719 And you were frightened of donkeys! 259 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,479 - Serious? - Shut up! 260 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,839 Yeah, school trip to Porthcawl when we was 12 - 261 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:09,519 your father wouldn't go on 'em. Cos I lost my money in the sand. 262 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:11,319 Nonsense, you were frightened. 263 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:14,239 Well, as much as I just love listening to you two bicker, 264 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:17,359 - I gotta go. - It's not bicker, it's your mother's idea of banter. 265 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:20,200 Bicker, banter, shanter. I'm off. Thanks for these. 266 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,320 Frightened? Me? 267 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:35,320 Why don't you call him? 268 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,479 It's none of your business. 269 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,079 Go and Spray Mrs Watkins! 270 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,759 There's something I've been meaning to ask you - 271 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,240 what's your first name? 272 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:18,719 And then to top it all, Kevin Frederick had a fit in the sea! 273 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:21,920 And those girls thought... ..he was showing off! 274 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:31,159 So what've you come for? Eh? 275 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:34,040 Well, I know it - wasn't about sandwiches. - Oh. 276 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:38,639 It's Zoe and this blooming fight - Luke's not a boxer. 277 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:41,279 Oh, I wouldn't be so sure, you know. 278 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,799 Anyway I want you to persuade him to pull out. 279 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,239 I can't do that. 280 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:47,639 I've already agreed to - be his second. - You what? 281 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,359 Well, he's not going to pull out just cos his mammy told him to. 282 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:52,479 It's one of those bloke things. 283 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:55,199 Oh, hang on, we'll have John Wayne riding through 284 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,639 in a minute on his horse. 285 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,799 All I'm saying is, that we're parents, we can't just go wading in. 286 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,680 That's what parents do - we wade. 287 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:07,080 Maybe we should let him sort it out for himself this time, eh? 288 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:09,960 I hope you're right. 289 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,439 OK...I'll leave you to it. 290 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:17,119 Thank you for the sandwiches. 291 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,599 - I didn't bring you any. - Exactly. 292 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,999 Oh, you can buy your own, Rob Morgan, you got enough money. 293 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,000 Get down them sands and find it! 294 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,480 Melissa, what can I do for you? 295 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:39,319 What's in 'em? 296 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:41,319 Bacon, lettuce and peanut butter. 297 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:43,360 Oh, gross, I hate lettuce. 298 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,559 Well? 299 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,039 Not bad. 300 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,079 Bacon's a bit crispy. 301 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,200 You know what I mean. 302 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,800 I need time to think straight, yeah? 303 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,080 I know we can't hide away like this forever. 304 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:08,640 Give me 'till tomorrow. 305 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:10,800 Please? 306 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,960 - One thing though. - What? 307 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:19,240 Bacon's just right. 308 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,959 So, crispy not soft then. 309 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,279 Always. 310 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,599 Marmite or marmalade? Marmalade, every time. 311 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:31,720 Mmm, surprising. 312 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,400 - Cake or biscuits? - Ooh... 313 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,719 Cake. 314 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,799 Cheese or chocolate? 315 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:40,880 Chocolate. 316 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,799 - Toast or crisps? - Crisps. 317 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:48,640 - What? - Cheese and onion. Ah, you minger! 318 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,199 Hiya, Bethan, how are you? 319 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,639 Can you repeat that please? 320 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:09,679 I was wondering if you'd like 321 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:13,119 to go see a boxing match - tomorrow night? - Boxing? 322 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:14,919 Yeah. 323 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,040 - Me and you? - Yeah? 324 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,559 - I know, it's my age, innit? - No. 325 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,480 - Eh? - It's your gender. 326 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:27,800 I don't do boys. 327 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:41,439 What you doing home at lunch time? 328 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,719 Huh, I need another quid, don't I? 329 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,759 Why for? You dressed up, didn't you? 330 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,399 The people we're supposed to come as had to be real! 331 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,679 Well, Harry Potter's real, isn't he? No, he isn't. 332 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:54,040 In fact, I don't know what is real any more. 333 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:04,119 - Bobby! - She's back on the sauce! 334 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:07,640 What stage is she at? Giggly and loving, or arsey and arrogant? 335 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,719 She's gone straight to maudlin 336 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,719 and she's asking for YOU! 337 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,520 Lunch? 338 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:35,520 ♪ "Double Barrel" - Dave & Ansell Collins 339 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:09,159 I'm here today to offer you a - fantastic business opp... Alan. - Eh? 340 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:11,639 Why don't you sit down? 341 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,920 Well, I've practiced standing up, y'know. So, if you don't mind? 342 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,080 Sorry. 343 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:23,199 I'm here today to offer you a fantastic business opp... 344 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,640 Why are you shouting? - Eh? - I'm only sat here. 345 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,959 Yeah, I know but in my mind you were further back, 346 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,080 like in Dragons' Den. 347 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,880 Oh, right. Sorry. 348 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:42,639 I'm here today to offer you a fantastic business opp... 349 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:46,240 Alan, why don't you just sit down and tell me what you've come for? 350 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,000 Right. 351 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:04,039 Well, I've come to ask you to be our sponsor, Rob. 352 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,040 I've come to ask you to save our rugby club. 353 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,959 You know you're my bestest friend in all the world 354 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:16,359 and you know how proud I am of you, don't you? 355 00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:17,759 I do. 356 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:20,959 Cos you're used to losing men, see, 357 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,359 I'm not. 358 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:25,879 That's why it's hard for me, you know, hard. 359 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:29,239 How d'you mean, "losing men"? Well... 360 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,839 they skedaddled, didn't they? 361 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:35,399 Sean was too young and Karl was too thick. 362 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:36,800 Well, Rob... 363 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:40,600 He was the first and the worst, really. 364 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,199 Here's to you. 365 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,559 Woah, hang on a minute, lovely girl. 366 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:50,119 Rob Morgan is not as bad as he's made out to be. 367 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:53,759 He's being a bloody good dad to Luke at the moment, 368 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:56,719 and he made his mistakes when he was young, not like you. 369 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,879 - Me? - Yeah, you. 370 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,479 Running round done up like a ham bone... 371 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:04,639 "Ham bone?"..looking at any fella that'll give you the eye, 372 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,959 when Dai was begging you to come back. 373 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,320 He was begging, weren't he? 374 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,200 My Dai. 375 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,280 Oh, what am I gonna do, Stell? 376 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,399 How am I gonna live without him? 377 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,560 Just tell him how you feel. I want him back... 378 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,519 Peschman will help us - 379 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,039 he's a genius. 380 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:27,079 Is he? I'm gonna make it work, 381 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,400 at that counselling tomorrow night. 382 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:32,360 He'll see. 383 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:37,359 To the truth! The truth! 384 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:41,479 ♪ Honesty 385 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,080 ♪ Is such a lonely word... ♪ 386 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,360 ♪ Everyone is sooo untrue... ♪ 387 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,479 You're the lucky one, Mrs Watkins - 388 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,239 I can hear it. 389 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:55,519 ♪ Honesty is hardly ever heard... ♪ 390 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,919 ♪ And mostly... ♪ 391 00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:02,439 In conclusion, Pontyberry RFC is the right choice, the only choice, 392 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,880 so get on board now and join a winning team. 393 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,120 The end. 394 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,559 Thank you, Alan. 395 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:17,200 You've made a very compelling and uh... unique pitch. 396 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:21,360 The use of finger puppets was a first for me. 397 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:26,279 But this is simply the wrong time for me to invest, 398 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:30,200 and so I'm afraid, for that reason, I'm out. 399 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:33,160 You OK? 400 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:39,000 It's just that... that club... 401 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:41,600 It's my life. 402 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,240 That and Little Al is... 403 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:46,960 it's all I've got really. 404 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:53,599 Look, Al, sometimes we don't do ourselves any favours 405 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,799 by hanging onto the past. 406 00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:58,520 Try to think with your head, not your heart, eh? 407 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,880 Thanks. 408 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:11,040 I'm gonna save this club... whatever it takes. 409 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:17,159 You haven't done anything rash, - have you? - No. 410 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,279 Like you said, I've used my head. 411 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,319 I'm still waiting to hear like. 412 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:24,119 but if it comes through, I won't need your money. 413 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:27,039 If what goes through? My application. 414 00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:28,640 I'm re-mortgaging my house. 415 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:49,319 ♪ Help me Rhonda help help me Rhonda 416 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:50,559 ♪ Help me Rhonda... ♪ 417 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:53,399 What's the point? Do you have to have that thing on? 418 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:56,879 Local derby, innit? Gotta have it on - the customers demand it. 419 00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,919 But there's nobody here! 420 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,839 They're all at the match, aren't they? 421 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,759 Oh, this is impossible. Let's leave it for today. 422 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,640 Next Wednesday at the same time, please. 423 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,720 Jagadeesh, a moment? 424 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,320 Of course. 425 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,640 It's time I got to know your diaphragm. 426 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:28,079 - My what? - A few simple techniques and you'll be singing like Pavarotti. 427 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:29,280 Isn't he dead? 428 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:33,960 Don't stop me now. 429 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,599 I beg your pardon? 430 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:39,040 - From the top. - Oh, yes. 431 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:45,279 ♪ Tonight I'm going to have myself 432 00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:48,559 ♪ A real good time 433 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:52,959 ♪ I feel ali-i-i-ive... 434 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,479 ♪ And the world... ♪ 435 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,119 Ooh, is that the time? 436 00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:58,999 Look, I've got a delivery... coming. 437 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,560 See you. 438 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:03,760 Close your mouth. 439 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,959 I've had a great time. - Thank you, Jean. - Jane. 440 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,639 Jane, yes, of course, Jane. 441 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,599 I'll see you tomorrow after my shift. 442 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,759 I can't do that, love. I'm seeing Paula tomorrow - counselling session - 443 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:24,839 - it's important. - OK, tonight then. I'll be late but don't wait up. 444 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:27,319 I can let myself into anywhere. 445 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,560 Breaking and entering - my speciality. 446 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,600 Ah! 447 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,000 Ah, well... in for a penny... 448 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,839 Do you know why we called you here, Alan? 449 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:57,559 Yes, and I'd like to begin my defence by stating that, 450 00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,599 as a member of this great club for over... 451 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,959 Sorry, I'm late. I'm having trouble with the sheep. 452 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,839 Ah, there you are. I was halfway through a shank. 453 00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,120 Sit down please, George. 454 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,520 It seems, Alan, that we owe you an apology. 455 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:18,159 - Eh? - Since seeing you yesterday, I've discovered that you'd been trying 456 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,599 to get a sponsor to SAVE this club. 457 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:25,120 So, it stands to reason you wouldn't of been working alongside Melissa. 458 00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,719 We're really sorry, Al. 459 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,799 Of course, I believed in you throughout, Alan. 460 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,000 I just had to go along with the majority, like. 461 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:37,760 Yeah, well... 462 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,479 I tried Rob Morgan but he didn't come through. 463 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,639 But there's still hope... 464 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,720 I've applied to re-mortgage my house. 465 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:51,240 Oh, Alan, that's an incredible gesture... 466 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,880 but it's pointless, mun. 467 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,959 We are but minnows to a mighty machine. 468 00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,159 The cause is hopeless. 469 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,880 The club is as good as... lost. 470 00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:05,959 Is that what Churchill said? 471 00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,999 "The cause is hopeless?" 472 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,239 No. 473 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,519 He went on the beach for a scrap. 474 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:14,879 Did Henry VIII listen to advice about his wives? 475 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,999 No! He just cut their heads off! 476 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,999 And why? 477 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,159 Because they had spirit! And that's what I've got! 478 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,879 I am NOT going to be pushed around anymore! 479 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:28,159 And no-one is taking over that club, 480 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:31,400 not as long as I'm here. Not now, not ever! 481 00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:40,400 ♪ This could be the end of everything 482 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:44,119 ♪ So why don't we go? 483 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,680 ♪ Somewhere only we know? 484 00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:53,080 ♪ Somewhere only we know 485 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:58,240 ♪ Somewhere only we know. ♪ 486 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,400 I'm off training. See you later. 487 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,719 - Oof, you ming of gin. - Charmer. 488 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,880 Why you in such a good mood? Cos I'm in with a chance. 489 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,599 You know I don't want you to do it. 490 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,280 I'm not talking about the fight. 491 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,319 I don't want to come in. 492 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,359 I wasn't going to invite you to. 493 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:36,679 Don't try and be clever, Alan. 494 00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:38,639 Believe me, it really doesn't suit you. 495 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,479 I've just come to tell you - I'm moving on. - What do you mean? 496 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:44,039 Away from here, the Valleys. 497 00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,919 Never really liked the place, to be honest, 498 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,879 but then you always knew that. 499 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,960 Once this deal is through, I'm off. Keith and I are moving to Surrey. 500 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:54,879 Oh, probably best for all of us, truth told. 501 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:57,640 Exactly. Especially for Little Alan. 502 00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,439 How do you mean? I'll be taking him with us. 503 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:04,279 - You what? - We've found a really good boarding school - it's perfect. 504 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,959 It's only ten miles away from where we'll be living. 505 00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,159 You can't do that. 506 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,079 Oh yes... 507 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:11,919 I can. 508 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,759 That's why I'm here. 509 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,519 I've applied through the courts for custody of Little Alan. 510 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,640 You'll be getting a letter from my solicitor. 511 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,119 Oh, and... 512 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:26,840 I've found out about your re-mortgaging plans. 513 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,639 What? How? It doesn't matter. 514 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,759 But my solicitor reckons you've... 515 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:35,559 seriously jeopardized any chances you may have had 516 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,359 in terms of a legal battle for custody. 517 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,520 Where would you expect Little Alan to live? 518 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:43,720 With you on the streets? 519 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,559 Melissa, where would he sleep? 520 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:52,319 Who'll do his packed lunches and make his costumes for school? 521 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,359 You know how much he loves dressing up. 522 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,199 Who'll teach him how to play rugby? 523 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:57,879 Who'll be there when he's sad? 524 00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:00,800 You don't need to worry about that - he'll be with me. 525 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,640 Melissa... 526 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,400 Over my dead body. 527 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,280 ♪ "40 Ft" - Franz Ferdinand 528 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,039 Can I have a word? 529 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,039 Hang on, where's the fire? 530 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,839 What the fuck are - you playing at, Sunny? - Eh? 531 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,879 Your friend Leah was in the shop yesterday, 532 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,959 crying her eyes out over your affair, 533 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,679 and telling me you were leaving Em! Oh, God. 534 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,319 You've got to believe me when I tell you that is total rubbish. 535 00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:59,759 She's a psycho, I swear. What's happened then? 536 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,799 Nothing, honest. 537 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,279 Not... nothing exactly. Oh, my God. 538 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,479 We did kiss, once, but that was it. Oh, great. 539 00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:08,320 It was a mistake. Ow! 540 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:14,519 But you've gotta tell Emma, Sunny, it's only fair. 541 00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:16,800 And if you don't tell her, I will. Get off! 542 00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:21,599 She's not 'ere, Dad. 543 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,080 I haven't seen her all day. 544 00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:26,320 Something's wrong. 545 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:32,159 You got to try and forget about Zoe for now, son. 546 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:33,840 Concentrate on the fight, OK? 547 00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:38,199 Don't look at him. 548 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,280 I'm gonna take your fucking head off. 549 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:45,560 Sorry I'm a bit late - Lidl is murder on a Friday. 550 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,519 Time is but a series of moments that can be suspended 551 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:52,239 or cascaded within our own reality. 552 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,519 Lateness is therefore relative, Dai. 553 00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:55,920 But we said seven. 554 00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:59,919 In that case, yes, you're late. 555 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:01,040 Hiya, Dai. 556 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,680 You been drinking? 557 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,399 In the blue corner... 558 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,880 Luke Morgan! 559 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,319 And in the red corner... 560 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:25,159 - Lenny Mack! - Boooo! 561 00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:35,519 You know the drill - no holding, no gouging, and Lenny, no biting. 562 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,800 Right, touch gloves and come out fighting. 563 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,759 Go on, Lukey. Go on, Luke! 564 00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,679 Round one! 565 00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:45,600 Right... 566 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:48,320 Who'd like to start? 567 00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,200 Go on, keep it going! 568 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:02,159 Watch him! 569 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:05,639 Look, I know I've had a drink... More than just the one, I'd say. 570 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:09,519 Please remember that blame is left on the doorstep of these rooms. 571 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:12,080 Guilt is wiped away with the soil on our shoes. 572 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:19,119 But the truth is... This'll be interesting, Pesch. 573 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:22,560 Oh, Dai, you haven't called me "presh" for ages. 574 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,400 He said "Pesch"...presh. 575 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,359 Anyway... 576 00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:34,759 the truth is, deep down I always wanted our relationship to work. 577 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:38,559 This is progress. You see, Dai, sleeping with other men 578 00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:42,799 was not a deep-rooted subconscious parting from you in Paula's mind. 579 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,719 She merely slept with them for carnal pleasures 580 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:47,280 and sexual gratification. 581 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:49,400 Does that help? 582 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,800 Continue, Paula. We are opening doors. 583 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:11,999 Counter punch to his ribs. 584 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,280 He opens up when he swings with his right. 585 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:32,199 - Seconds out. - His ribs! Round Two! 586 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:36,519 I'm begging you, Dai. I know I made a big mistake... 587 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:40,079 Can you feel the open energy that fills this room, Dai? 588 00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:42,200 Flow, Paula, flow! 589 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:47,439 But I love you and I would do anything to have you back. 590 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:48,880 Please take me back, Dai? 591 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,080 Let's start again. 592 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:01,680 I want a divorce. 593 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,959 That's a boy! Get him. Come on! 594 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:18,319 Never mind that stuff, love. It's like cat's piss. 595 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,400 Get your cocking tonsils round this. 596 00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:23,160 Aye, alright then. 597 00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:29,640 Luke, come on! 598 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,320 Come on! I can't bear this! 599 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,039 - Yes! - Oh, he's been hit again, hasn't he? 600 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,160 No, mam, he's the one doing the hitting. Look. 601 00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:43,519 Come on! 602 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:44,920 Break! 603 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,880 Just keep him on his back foot. 604 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,239 Emma, I need to tell you something! 605 00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:58,759 Are you mental, Sun? Watch the fight. 606 00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,440 Come on, Luke! - Seconds out. - You can do it, son. 607 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,679 Ref! 608 00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,599 - Come on! - Referee! 609 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,799 Referee! 610 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,520 You bloody cheat, mun! 611 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,679 One... Oh, no... 612 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,799 Two... Where's your glasses? 613 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:39,719 Three... That's not a - legitimate punch! - Four... 614 00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:40,760 Five... 615 00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:44,159 We're not bloody having this! 616 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,559 Get out of the way, Karl! I'm going... 617 00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:47,720 Move, out the way! 618 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,879 Ref, that was in the cocking cock! 619 00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,639 Open your eyes, mun! You're missing a good fight by 'ere. 620 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,959 Get out of the ring, minger. 621 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,959 Oi, who do you think you're pushing? That's disgusting! 622 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,719 Ladies, that is no way to behave... 623 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:10,599 Hands off the girls, little man! 624 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,519 D'you want some then, do you? 625 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,439 - Yeah. - Come on, then... 626 00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,439 Leave him, Nadine. He's not worth it, love. 627 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,839 They're pensioners they are. I said, "Out". 628 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:22,319 You should be ashamed of yourself! You stink of cabbage. You cocking little shit. 629 00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,639 I've had bigger boys than you, love. 630 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:27,840 Lemme at him! Leave it, butt. Crazy Karl 'ere. 631 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,039 - Heard of me? - No. 632 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:33,639 Luke! 633 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:37,319 Please, no violence, this is a boxing ring! 634 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,679 Now, ladies, will you please leave? 635 00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,519 Well, this one's hardly a lady, is she? 636 00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:45,079 Oi, who you talking to, butt? Didn't you hear me? 637 00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:48,040 Crazy Karl ere, mun! - Yes! - Luke! 638 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,839 Awwww... 639 00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:54,480 Zoe! Zoe. Get over here now! 640 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:59,159 - No. - I said, "Now". 641 00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,960 You don't own me - nobody does. 642 00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:04,160 It's over, Len. 643 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,680 That's it. No gloves this time... Lenny! 644 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:10,639 Luke, leave it! 645 00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:13,360 Leave it, Luke. Get your fucking hands off me! 646 00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,880 ♪ "Paradise Circus" - Massive Attack 647 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,880 Arg! 648 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:39,400 What the fuck do you want? 649 00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,679 One thing... 650 00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:54,760 never touch my boy again. 651 00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:04,959 Where's Jack? With my mam. 652 00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:08,400 Come back with me tonight, please? 653 00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:19,239 Where've you been? Chatting. 654 00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:21,919 Oh. Chatting? You? 655 00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,000 D'you wanna lift? Yeah, alright. 656 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:29,879 Well, that's the most excitement I've had since giving birth. 657 00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:30,880 Yeah. 658 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:35,880 Right, what's up Sunny? You been like a nagging wotsit all night! 659 00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:38,759 It's about Leah. 660 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,399 You was magnificent in there, babes. Real masculine. 661 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:45,640 You can have one on me tonight - - doggy. - Cracking. 662 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:49,400 Do not follow me, Sun - you're pathetic. 663 00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:52,480 Em, please... 664 00:41:58,320 --> 00:41:59,600 Come on, Shag Monster. 665 00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,440 You know you cockin' want me. 666 00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:10,960 Aye, go on then. 667 00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,159 Try and keep your head up, is it? 668 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:20,999 Arg! What is it with women and pillows? Stop clucking, mun. 669 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,039 You gonna be able - to sleep tonight? - Yeah. 670 00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:27,359 Zoe's gonna sing me a lullaby, aren't you? 671 00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:30,399 Right. See you in the morning then. 672 00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:31,600 - Night. - See you later. 673 00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:37,399 You know I'm not gonna let you sleep, don't you? 674 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:40,400 - Ow. - Oh. 675 00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:49,279 Oh, thanks. 676 00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:51,999 God, they never stop being a worry, do they? 677 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,120 So I'm discovering. 678 00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:56,400 Just be glad you've only got the one. 679 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:05,799 So, I'm going back next week. 680 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,519 Yeah. 681 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:08,760 Luke's gonna miss you. 682 00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:12,199 And what about you, Stella? 683 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:13,400 Are you gonna miss me? 684 00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,160 D'you want a biscuit with that? 685 00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,999 No, I'm alright. I got Kit Kats... 686 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,000 or a fig roll? 687 00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:30,200 Please don't kiss me, Rob. If you kiss me, I don't stand a chance. 688 00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:45,760 Goodnight, sweetheart. 689 00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:05,120 - Sean! - Is this a bad time? 690 00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:08,919 OK, boys, I'm proud to lead you out today. 691 00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,159 Let's get out there and save our pitch. 692 00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:14,639 Stell, you know I only want - what's best for you? - Yeah? 693 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:25,759 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd 694 00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,840 accessibility@bskyb.com 52492

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