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( music playing )
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♪ Yo, Leroy ♪
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♪ We the three MCs
here to rock the beat ♪
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♪ Super rap, dynamite,
Sagittarius C ♪
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♪ We got rhymes gala,
we got rhymes galore ♪
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- ♪ It's time to come alive ♪
- Yes!
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( rap music continues,
lyrics indistinct )
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♪ Yo, party people
in the place to be ♪
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It's the dynamite... ♪
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Ohhh!
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Fuck! Fuckin' shit. Guys!
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- ( laughter )
- Guys, guys.
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I'm 30, and I'm a fucking
Lyft driver. Fuck me.
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- Fuck me.
- Tanya: You don't even look 25.
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And that mask is gonna
make you look like you're 20.
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And you are getting
fucking hotter and smarter
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and more awesomer
as you get older,
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so don't even worry about it,
right?
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You guys
sound like my parents.
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That's... a good thing, right?
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"Oh, my parents,
they're always like
boosting me
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and like complimenting me,
it's just so hard..."
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- Shut up.
- Matty: "Mom and Dad
love you..."
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- We love you, honey.
- Love you.
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I love you guys, too.
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You look like a beautiful
marshmallow right now.
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( laughs, coughs )
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( laughing ) What?
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Matty: You guys.
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Wait. Wait. Wait, wait.
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We have--
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We need to eat
some real food.
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- On it.
- Because otherwise, uh,
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we're gonna green out
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and ruin your entire
birthday weekend.
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This isn't food?
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( high voice )
Two veggie lovers soy cheese
gluten-free pizza crust,
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here in less then 20 minutes!
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- Yeah! Food!
- It's on!
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( all yelling, laughing )
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( camera shutter clicking )
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Matty:
OK, one, two, three.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Perfect.
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Smiles.
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- Yeah.
- ( camera clicks )
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OK, wait. No, hold on.
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( all talking )
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It's very awkward.
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( laughing )
My fat face.
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- No, hold on.
- ( camera clicking )
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I look really good there.
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OK. That's a good filter.
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Don't post that!
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- Tanya: Jesus, dude.
- Fuckin' shit.
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What the fuck, man?
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Sorry, I, uh, uh, um...
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I just, um--
We shouldn't be posting
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any images on Twitter
or Insta-stories
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or, um, any Facebook
or anything like that.
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Fucking shit. I--
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OK. ( laughs )
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Why?
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Karen.
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I thought you said
she couldn't come.
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( Tanya gasps, laughs )
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You didn't invite her.
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Whoa!
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You guys. I--
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It's my fuckin' 30th,
I just--
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I couldn't, this weekend.
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- Like, I wanted it to be...
- Us.
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I just wanted it to be this.
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Is that--
Am I a terrible person?
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Matty:
No. No. Look.
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She's your sister,
so, I mean...
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I mean, she would be devastated
if she found out.
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Yep. ( sighs )
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Like...
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( laughs )
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Fine, I'll say it.
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We're all really glad
she's not here. She sucks!
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- Matty: She's the worst!
- It's so true!
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Especially
since the divorce,
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she's been like
double-triple desperate
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and weirdo lately.
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I know. I-- I--
I feel awful,
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I know I'm smiling,
I can feel my face smiling,
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but I feel fucking horrible,
and I, you know, I couldn't.
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- Awww.
- Matty: Hey, I just wanna say
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thank you for preserving
this weekend.
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You are an amazing friend to us.
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Even though you are
a fucking terrible sister.
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- ( all laugh )
- ( knock on door )
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Pizza! Yeah.
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( grunts )
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Finally.
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Hi, guys!
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How's it goin'?
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Karen. Uh... you made it.
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- Um...
- ( laughs )
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Um... come in.
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- Grace: Uh, um...
- ( door closes )
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I just assumed
you weren't gonna come,
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with everything that's
been going on, uh...
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We, uh, we kinda got
started without you,
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sorry about that.
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Huh.
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When you didn't respond
to the invite,
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I just assumed that
you were too busy to--
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You sent me an invite?
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Of course I did!
I mean, it's my 30th birthday,
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why wouldn't I
want my sister there?
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( laughs )
I didn't get an invite.
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- You didn't?
- Nope.
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I just found out about this
a little while ago.
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From Mom.
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Matty:
That must have felt terrible
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to think that maybe
Grace didn't send you an invite.
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But obviously she did,
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because, um,
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she's your sister.
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But it's-- you know,
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they just--
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It's the damn email servers.
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- ( laughs ) They just--
- Tanya: Yeah.
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They'll send any old email
into spam these days.
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They don't care how important
it is, they just...
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straight to your junk... folder.
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Um, that's probably
what happened.
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'Cause mine was in the...
in that folder.
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But I found it.
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Yeah. Mine too.
Was in the junk folder.
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Oh.
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That, uh, must have been
what happened.
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Junk folder. Spam.
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Fuckin' spam, man.
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( nervous laughter )
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You know, spam.
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Karen:
Right. So...
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Well, the good news is,
you're here now,
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and now we can all
celebrate together!
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( laughs )
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♪ Happy birthday
to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday
to-ooh you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday ♪
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♪ My little baby sister ♪
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♪ Happy birthday ♪
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♪ To you ♪
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( laughs )
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( knock on door )
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The pizza's--
pizza's here.
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Tanya:
Thank God.
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( music playing on boom box,
lyrics indistinct )
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( music continues )
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( drawing on vaporizer )
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( laughs softly )
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( Matty coughing )
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Oh. Do you know
what we should do later?
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A little group selfie action
to commemorate the occasion.
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Yeah.
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( drawing on vaporizer )
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Karen:
Wow, you guys
are really
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hittin' that ganja
tonight, huh?
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- Well, it's a party.
- Yeah, I gue--
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I don't know, I've just
never really...
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felt like I needed that,
ya know?
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Not that I'm a prude
or anything, it just...
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I guess I just don't
have those inhibitions.
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Life is just fun enough
for me as is.
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I don't need the extra lube.
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Sure you don't
wanna try it?
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Yeah. No, I'm fine.
But thank you.
You do you.
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OK.
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How's your love life
these days, Matty?
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- It's pretty good. Thanks.
- Yeah? Anything steady?
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( coughing )
Not really. Not really.
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So just hookin' up
a bunch...
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with a bunch of guys?
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Yeah. Hookin' up
with a bunch of guys.
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'Cause it's what I do.
'Cause I'm gay. Right?
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- Gay.
- ( Karen laughs )
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When did you
figure that out?
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Hmm?
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That you wanted to be gay.
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- Should we go out?
- That I--
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- That I wanted to be gay?
- Mm-hmm.
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Karen, it's not actually
a choice.
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Well, have you never
been with a girl before?
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Yeah, I mean,
in high school
before I came out.
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Exactly. So you technically
can be with a girl.
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- Oh, my God.
- Shall we go to Miller's?
Get $3 PBRs?
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I'm just saying
that I think about it. OK?
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Ya know, for myself.
Like, when I see boobs,
I know I'm not gay,
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but... kinda makes me tingle
a little bit, ya know?
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Makes my crotch tickle.
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And I'm just wondering
if you get that
when you see boobs.
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- Or pussies.
- Grace: Karen--
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I'm curious!
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Matty gets it, right?
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No, I don't tingle
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when I see pussies,
'cause I am gay,
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- I'm a gay man--
- Right. But I wonder
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if that's because
you prefer to be gay, or--
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It's not a fucking preference,
Karen,
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'cause if it were, everybody
would prefer to be gay!
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OK. So if you closed your eyes
right now
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and I started to jerk you off,
you're telling me that
you wouldn't enjoy it?
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If I showed you my tits
you wouldn't wanna
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- lick them
and suck on 'em?
- Karen, come on!
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- Come on, Matty.
- What?!
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Gimme that D!
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Gimme that D, Matty,
'cause I wanna whack it!
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- Oh, my God!
- ( Karen laughing ) Got him!
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Jesus! Fuck!
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Look who got
a little bit jealous!
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- Tanya!
- All right.
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Karen: Oh.
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Matty, check out dem
tig ole Tanya bitties!
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Whoo! Dem tig ole bitties!
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( operatically )
♪ Tig ole bitties,
tig ole bitties ♪
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Fuck, man, Jesus!
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Fuck!
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( cackling )
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Karen:
Oh, wow!
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Just tryin' to have
a little fun.
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Ya got great titties, Tanya.
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And Matty,
I know you like dem boys.
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OK? Dem hairy, hairy boys
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with dem hairy, hairy balls.
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( laughs )
Just messin' around.
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( cackling )
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Fuck this.
I'm gonna get some air.
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Karen: Oh...
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I'm gonna go check on her.
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Oh, my God. Fuck!
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What the fuck was that?
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I mean,
that was intense.
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That was intense,
even for her. I--
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I'm so fucking sorry.
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It's not your fault.
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I just feel like
my heart is racing
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like I'm having a fucking
panic attack or something.
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( drawing on vaporizer )
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Maybe you should
take it easy on that thing.
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( coughing )
Well, I need something.
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I don't know how I'm gonna
make it through the weekend
with that.
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She's not gonna stay
all weekend.
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Fuck! Ohh, fuck her!
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Fuck! You're right.
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She'll never leave
the fucking party.
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She's not gonna fuckin' leave.
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I know this is really hard,
but, ya know,
253
00:13:08,082 --> 00:13:10,165
I was talking to
one of my rides
the other day,
254
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:12,207
and hearing it out loud, I--
255
00:13:12,290 --> 00:13:14,539
My parents having her
super-young
256
00:13:14,623 --> 00:13:16,207
and then them adopting me
257
00:13:16,290 --> 00:13:18,956
and then them
overcompensating,
258
00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:21,539
trying to make me
feel at home, I--
259
00:13:21,623 --> 00:13:23,915
it really fucked her up.
260
00:13:23,998 --> 00:13:26,373
Yeah, I get that,
that makes sense.
261
00:13:26,456 --> 00:13:28,623
Um... it's just
262
00:13:28,706 --> 00:13:31,040
she tried to grab my dick
and rub her tits in my face,
263
00:13:31,123 --> 00:13:33,207
so, you know,
boundaries and stuff.
264
00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:35,539
I get it. I--
265
00:13:35,623 --> 00:13:38,123
I didn't even
fuckin' invite her.
266
00:13:38,207 --> 00:13:40,873
But I don't know
what to do. I--
267
00:13:40,956 --> 00:13:42,373
Can we just fake it
268
00:13:42,456 --> 00:13:46,498
and make the best of this
birthday weekend?
269
00:13:48,790 --> 00:13:51,623
- Yeah.
- ( door opens )
270
00:13:53,831 --> 00:13:56,082
Oh, God.
271
00:13:56,165 --> 00:13:57,498
( door closes )
272
00:14:06,414 --> 00:14:08,414
Listen.
273
00:14:08,498 --> 00:14:13,165
Tanya just had a...
little talk with me outside,
274
00:14:13,248 --> 00:14:17,332
and she made me realize
how inappropriate I was.
275
00:14:18,539 --> 00:14:20,790
And I see that now. Totally.
276
00:14:21,998 --> 00:14:24,748
So I just...
277
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:27,873
I would like to apologize.
278
00:14:27,956 --> 00:14:29,623
I'm so sorry.
279
00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:38,165
Uh, it's OK. It's cool.
280
00:14:39,373 --> 00:14:40,998
Thank you, Matty.
281
00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:45,915
( Karen laughs )
282
00:14:52,956 --> 00:14:55,123
Where's Tanya?
283
00:14:55,207 --> 00:14:56,956
Oh, uh, her dad called her,
284
00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:59,332
something about
her aunt being sick.
285
00:15:00,706 --> 00:15:03,748
- You OK, Matty?
- Matty: Hmm?
286
00:15:03,831 --> 00:15:06,790
Yeah, are you OK?
You do look very pale.
287
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:09,539
I feel like
I'm greening out
a little bit,
288
00:15:09,623 --> 00:15:12,664
'cause I'm starting
to feel...
289
00:15:12,748 --> 00:15:13,623
a little panicky?
290
00:15:13,706 --> 00:15:15,664
You have had a lot.
291
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,664
Think I'm gonna
take a shower.
292
00:15:18,748 --> 00:15:21,790
See if I can sh... shake it off.
293
00:15:32,248 --> 00:15:34,456
( bathroom door closes )
294
00:15:34,539 --> 00:15:36,165
Poor guy.
295
00:15:36,248 --> 00:15:38,414
Little too much
of the ganja, huh?
296
00:15:40,623 --> 00:15:43,332
Hey... honey...
297
00:15:43,414 --> 00:15:45,790
are you OK?
298
00:15:45,873 --> 00:15:48,332
- Yeah, I-- I'm fine.
- ( water running )
299
00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:49,581
Fine?
300
00:15:49,664 --> 00:15:52,248
It's your birthday.
301
00:15:52,332 --> 00:15:54,706
You should be
more than fine.
302
00:15:54,790 --> 00:15:58,123
This should be epic for you.
303
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:01,248
- I'm gonna go find Tanya.
- She's fine.
304
00:16:01,332 --> 00:16:04,831
- ( clatter )
- Matty?
305
00:16:04,915 --> 00:16:07,998
Matty:
Just dropped the shampoo.
306
00:16:12,456 --> 00:16:15,165
I'm gonna go check on him.
307
00:16:15,248 --> 00:16:18,498
Gracie, you are spending
way too much of your birthday
308
00:16:18,581 --> 00:16:20,373
worrying about
your friends, OK?
309
00:16:20,456 --> 00:16:21,873
That's not the way
that this should be.
310
00:16:21,956 --> 00:16:25,165
I want you to sit down here...
311
00:16:25,248 --> 00:16:27,998
and you are gonna find
312
00:16:28,082 --> 00:16:31,207
the cheesiest '80s movie.
313
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:34,082
OK? And we'll get
some snacks
314
00:16:34,165 --> 00:16:36,581
and we'll do
each other's hair
like we we used to.
315
00:16:36,664 --> 00:16:39,040
And it's gonna be so fun,
I promise.
316
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:42,414
I'll be right back.
I'm just gonna check on Matty,
make sure he's OK.
317
00:16:42,498 --> 00:16:43,956
- Maybe I should.
- No, no,
318
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:45,790
I got it.
I'm an EMT.
319
00:16:45,873 --> 00:16:47,915
This is what I do.
I got you.
320
00:16:47,998 --> 00:16:53,373
( bathroom door opens
and closes)
321
00:16:53,456 --> 00:16:54,998
( sighs ) Oh, God.
322
00:16:57,290 --> 00:16:59,207
( TV playing )
323
00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:21,706
Huh? What the fuck!
324
00:17:29,623 --> 00:17:31,623
( action movie playing on TV )
325
00:17:31,706 --> 00:17:34,748
( groaning )
326
00:17:43,373 --> 00:17:44,831
( TV shuts off )
327
00:17:47,664 --> 00:17:50,290
( water shuts off )
328
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:51,915
( bathroom door opens )
329
00:17:53,748 --> 00:17:55,623
Poor guy passed out.
330
00:17:55,706 --> 00:17:58,748
- Is he OK?
- Yeah, yeah. He's fine.
331
00:17:58,831 --> 00:18:00,373
No worries.
332
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:05,456
( bathroom door closes )
333
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,790
( phone line ringing )
334
00:18:52,623 --> 00:18:54,831
Voicemail:
Hey, it's Tanya, I'm doing
something better right now,
335
00:18:54,915 --> 00:18:56,998
- so you know what to do.
- ( beep )
336
00:18:57,082 --> 00:18:58,581
Hey, uh, where are you?
337
00:18:58,664 --> 00:19:01,790
Can you just give me a call
whenever you get this, please?
338
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:07,123
Well, I guess it's just
the two of us now.
339
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:11,706
Just like it used to be.
340
00:19:11,790 --> 00:19:14,373
I'm worried about Tanya.
341
00:19:14,456 --> 00:19:15,873
She's on the phone.
342
00:19:15,956 --> 00:19:17,790
I just called her,
and went outside,
343
00:19:17,873 --> 00:19:19,873
and she's not anywhere.
344
00:19:19,956 --> 00:19:23,873
Hmm. Well, maybe
it really was
a family emergency.
345
00:19:23,956 --> 00:19:27,082
- Her car is outside.
- Gracie...
346
00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:29,915
you're so stressed out
on your birthday,
347
00:19:29,998 --> 00:19:31,748
and we should
just be celebrating.
348
00:19:31,831 --> 00:19:34,831
But Karen, I'm worried
about my friend.
349
00:19:34,915 --> 00:19:37,498
Well, I'm here, I mean,
we can have a party
just the two of us.
350
00:19:37,581 --> 00:19:40,248
You're not understanding
what I'm saying.
351
00:19:40,332 --> 00:19:42,748
- Yes, I am.
- No, you're not.
352
00:19:42,831 --> 00:19:44,207
My friend is missing,
353
00:19:44,290 --> 00:19:46,248
my other friend is passed out
on the bathroom floor
354
00:19:46,332 --> 00:19:50,664
because he was so stressed out
he smoked himself into
a fucking weed coma.
355
00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:54,748
I see.
356
00:19:54,831 --> 00:19:57,165
I think I understand.
357
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:01,165
Grace, I have
a question for you.
358
00:20:02,831 --> 00:20:05,248
Did you really...
359
00:20:05,332 --> 00:20:08,956
invite me to
your birthday party?
360
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:12,414
You know, honestly,
at this point, what does
it even matter?
361
00:20:12,498 --> 00:20:14,165
It matters a lot.
362
00:20:14,248 --> 00:20:15,790
To me.
363
00:20:15,873 --> 00:20:18,373
What do you want
to hear, Karen?
364
00:20:18,456 --> 00:20:20,539
- Just the truth.
- I don't think you do.
365
00:20:20,623 --> 00:20:21,956
I think you want to hear
366
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,956
that you were the only person
I invited to my birthday
367
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,790
because you're my only friend.
368
00:20:25,873 --> 00:20:27,748
Just like when I was a kid
and I used to cling to you,
369
00:20:27,831 --> 00:20:29,498
and that everything's
just fucking perfect
370
00:20:29,581 --> 00:20:32,040
like when I first
joined the family.
371
00:20:32,123 --> 00:20:34,123
You know what else
you want to hear?
372
00:20:34,207 --> 00:20:38,998
That I don't notice
that you ostracize
and push away my friends
373
00:20:39,082 --> 00:20:43,498
by you acting like
a total fucking weirdo freak,
374
00:20:43,581 --> 00:20:46,581
all so you can have me
to yourself.
375
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,581
Wow.
376
00:20:53,706 --> 00:20:57,706
I cannot believe
that you would say
those things about me.
377
00:20:59,915 --> 00:21:02,581
I mean, what do you think
is going on here tonight?
378
00:21:04,539 --> 00:21:07,623
Do you really think
I'm trying to get rid
of your friends?
379
00:21:09,915 --> 00:21:12,873
What, that I...
followed Tanya out
380
00:21:12,956 --> 00:21:14,748
and killed her
by the vending machine
381
00:21:14,831 --> 00:21:17,248
and hid her body
behind a dumpster?
382
00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:20,248
And what about Matty?
383
00:21:20,332 --> 00:21:22,664
That I lied about
going in to help him,
384
00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:24,581
and instead strangled him
385
00:21:24,664 --> 00:21:27,873
and laid him
on the bathroom floor
like he was sleeping
386
00:21:27,956 --> 00:21:30,082
so you wouldn't
be suspicious?
387
00:21:32,498 --> 00:21:35,456
Is that what you think
is going on here tonight?
388
00:21:36,956 --> 00:21:38,956
I didn't say that.
389
00:21:41,873 --> 00:21:43,873
Good.
390
00:21:43,956 --> 00:21:46,498
Because that's not
what's happening.
391
00:21:50,873 --> 00:21:52,207
- Matty!
- He's sleeping.
392
00:21:52,290 --> 00:21:54,040
- Matty!
- He's sleeping, Grace!
393
00:21:54,123 --> 00:21:56,373
Come on! Why are you
acting so difficult?
394
00:21:56,456 --> 00:21:58,123
This is your birthday.
395
00:22:00,998 --> 00:22:02,373
Where are you going?
396
00:22:02,456 --> 00:22:04,040
I'm going for a walk.
397
00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:05,539
Well, then, I'll go with you.
398
00:22:05,623 --> 00:22:06,831
That's OK. OK?
399
00:22:06,915 --> 00:22:07,956
I want to come with you.
400
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:09,539
But I don't want you to.
401
00:22:09,623 --> 00:22:11,539
You don't mean that.
You're just upset right now.
402
00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:13,748
No, I fucking mean it.
403
00:22:13,831 --> 00:22:17,664
Get the fuck out
of my fucking life!
404
00:22:18,998 --> 00:22:20,706
I'm done!
405
00:22:31,414 --> 00:22:32,998
( laughs )
406
00:22:50,998 --> 00:22:53,498
( crying )
407
00:22:57,915 --> 00:23:00,248
( sobbing )
408
00:23:02,498 --> 00:23:05,207
( howling )
409
00:23:10,373 --> 00:23:13,373
( muttering, sniffling )
410
00:23:46,248 --> 00:23:47,873
Karen: Grace!
411
00:23:47,956 --> 00:23:50,664
Come back here!
412
00:23:50,748 --> 00:23:52,498
Grace:
Leave me alone!
413
00:23:52,581 --> 00:23:55,332
- ( thud )
- ( Karen grunts )
414
00:23:55,414 --> 00:23:58,332
- ( Grace screams )
- ( glass breaking )
415
00:23:58,414 --> 00:24:02,748
- ( blows landing )
- ( Karen grunting )
416
00:24:40,873 --> 00:24:44,123
( camera clicking )
417
00:25:03,998 --> 00:25:07,790
♪ Happy birthday ♪
418
00:25:07,873 --> 00:25:10,332
♪ To you ♪
419
00:25:11,581 --> 00:25:15,248
♪ Happy birthday ♪
420
00:25:15,332 --> 00:25:17,873
♪ To you ♪
421
00:25:19,082 --> 00:25:22,790
♪ Happy birthday ♪
422
00:25:26,414 --> 00:25:30,290
♪ Happy birthday ♪
423
00:25:30,373 --> 00:25:32,831
♪ To you ♪
424
00:25:34,123 --> 00:25:37,706
♪ Happy birthday ♪
425
00:25:37,790 --> 00:25:41,539
♪ To you ♪
426
00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:45,248
♪ Happy birthday ♪
427
00:25:45,332 --> 00:25:49,040
♪ Happy birthday ♪
428
00:25:49,123 --> 00:25:54,706
♪ Happy birthday ♪
429
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,664
♪ (CLIMACTIC
CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
430
00:26:02,748 --> 00:26:03,706
Please... (GASPS)
431
00:26:04,706 --> 00:26:05,539
tell me...
432
00:26:06,539 --> 00:26:07,498
what you remember...
433
00:26:07,581 --> 00:26:08,498
♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪
434
00:26:08,790 --> 00:26:10,123
about what happened next.
435
00:26:10,414 --> 00:26:12,539
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