Original subtitles

Oh, Mara.

Mara.

Oh, you're driving me crazy.

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the bedroom.

Hello, Marskino Cherry.

Hello?

No, Miss Cherry doesn't take calls before 11.

What?

Oh, no, Mistress Cherry doesn't listen to slave fantasies before 11.

You dumb shit.

No, I'm sorry.

Oh,

that's different.

Let me see if she's up.

Miss Lino?

Miss Cherry, your sister.

come sooner or later.

Hi, how are you? Let me take a look at

this.

Can you cut, please?

Sure.

Yeah, I think that's pretty good.

Oh, yes, the bullfighter is very popular these days.

That's $22 .50. You won't put it on the counter.

No, Martha, it's a big hat.

Helen won't be coming in today.

Oh, God!

welcome to take master charge surely uh it's over 25 i'll

have to call this in oh

three o 'clock

hi

uh we don't take women before four unless you're gay or the wife of a

officer? What?

If you have a child in the daycare center, I'll see what I can do.

Oh, Maraschino Terry's sister.

Oh, so we've spoke before.

Well,

please, come in. Would you like to be eaten while you're waiting? Oh, no,

thanks. I'm not hungry.

Where is Maraschino?

She's checking her flag down in the dark dungeon of secret and unholy delights.

The dark dungeon of secret and unholy delights?

What does that mean?

I think that means they beat the shit out of you.

Everybody has one these days, just to stay in business.

To avoid criticism.

Even if you don't need one.

Really? Yes.

A token slave.

Is it a male slave or a female slave? A female slave.

No sexism here.

You'll have to be punished this morning.

You're not disgusting enough.

Faster. Better.

Harder.

Now that we've got your cunt working, think about working.

Excuse me, sir.

Isn't that rather unusual?

Oh, no, I have an allergy.

Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.

Well, that's fascinating.

What do you take for that?

Red wheat.

Okay, great. Bye -bye.

This is such a beautiful place.

Yeah, it's a house.

How are you? Let me look at you. Turn around.

Fantastic. You look great.

How are things in Poplar Springs?

Well, not too great.

Since the folks sold the farm, things haven't been so great at all.

Well, the money getting shorter and folks having nothing to do.

Well, they're just wasting away. Too bad.

successful model in new york well penny i have a little confession to make i

haven't exactly been a successful model you haven't no not exactly

mara it would have done your heart good to see ma and pa when the mail arrived

from new york they always said when pa opened the envelope and took out your

generous check they always said that somewhere in their heart they just knew

worked in a cat house.

In a high -class cat house?

You really made it big.

You have the world by the tail. I own a high -class cat house.

Well, that's why they sent me here.

Well, they thought they would just forget about buying another farm and go

another line of work.

Something different.

Really? How different?

Well, as you know, Poplar Springs is... right in the middle of a strongly

religious and God -fearing area of the country.

So? So we thought it would be a natural for a middle -income whorehouse.

Oh. And we thought that you could tell us something about your operation.

Well, you know, sex is like baking.

It all depends on when you take it out.

You're slow.

I'll have to wind you up.

Do you have a boyfriend?

Well, no one's serious.

Why not?

An attractive girl like you?

Well, I had a problem.

You know, fellas are only interested in one thing.

Well, you know.

Just about drive a girl crazy.

You know, every guy you meet, all he wants to do is penetrate you with that

piece of disgusting hard meat.

Sounds awful.

What did you do about it?

Well, I thought, if all a fellow wants to do is, you know, get laid,

well, he can just as well drop dead.

So now, on a first date, when they come to the door to pick me up, I give them a

blowjob.

I suck them off, and if I swallow it, they get very relaxed and agreeable for

the rest of the evening.

Ah.

sleep with every schlemiel who comes along not me you certainly don't want

dick of every tom and harry no sir anyway i'm gay

you're gay yes how come well we all have our

crosses to schlep

It's good to see you.

Now, what can I tell you about the pleasures of giving pleasure?

Well, will it be difficult to handle the customers?

Do you have an American Legion post in your town?

No. Well, that's a help.

You know, maybe I'll go up and set the operation up myself.

Do you think I could get V .D. from a toilet seat?

No, that's a fallacy. Medical science has proven that.

Really. It's perfectly safe.

Oh.

Okay.

Thank you.

Probably the most important thing is the introduction.

Like the bidding in a bridge game or the first offer in a business deal.

For example, I have a good customer who likes his introductions both unexpected

and original.

I picked one of my best ladies for the assignment.

Amen.

I don't know.

Clever lady.

Here she is.

Let that be a lesson to you.

Which side did we whip this morning? The left.

The left?

Well, if you say it's the left, then it must be the right, because you're such a

fucking liar.

Please, not on the left.

Bend over.

Don't worry.

It gets better

Now, what can we do for you?

Well, actually, I was just admiring these.

Maybe I can come back later.

I'm free tomorrow.

We're never free, but we're reasonable.

Yes, well, maybe if I could just talk to someone. That is, if she wouldn't mind.

You see, actually, I... You're not terribly comfortable, are you?

Well, actually, I have a problem communicating with women.

Trying to feel a rapport with them. Trying to understand them. What do you

for a living?

I'm a gynecologist.

Oh, really?

I swear.

Look, my friend, I'm no doctor.

But if you want to get it on with the girls, I suggest that you begin to start

thinking of yourself as a more dominant male figure.

Oh, no.

I couldn't do that.

Of course you could. It's just a matter of concentration.

Do you really think so?

I know so.

Here, start where you're comfortable.

You like that jacket?

That's a very good sign.

But don't fight it.

Go with it.

Fly, baby.

You wait here.

Don't think of women as some kind of master.

They're slaves for a man like you.

For me?

Of course you.

Not the you you show to the world, but the real you.

The bravest bullfighter of them all.

Who uses women like, like marionettes.

Think about it.

You scared me.

I did?

Of course you did. You see, it's just a question of attitude.

I'm the new bartender.

Thank you.

For me?

Of course you.

They say you like to be where the action is.

Up front.

You like to see the whole show.

I love it. I get there early and I stay late.

You like to be there for the kids. I am the kid.

A good matador never lets the bull prepare himself.

The ballet dancer is nothing without his cock.

And the matador is nothing without his ass.

Can you see the logic to anything in life?

You'd be something without your ass.

Have you seen the new movie about the bullfighter?

No. He got into the F &M scene on Fire Island.

What is it called?

Blood and Sand.

Did you know what the King of Spain said during the Inquisition?

Man is judged by the pleasures he keeps.

Do you believe in that?

Do you know what Frank Sinatra said in the 1960s?

I believe in anything that gets you through the night.

you cunt. I want you to go in there and get your sister and suck her off. I

don't eat pussy.

Why not?

It's Friday.

Besides, it makes me sick.

Listen, you cunt. I told you I wanted you. Hey, you.

What the fuck did you do that for?

Hey, who does he think he is? A gynecologist?

When I told Penny the story of my crazy bullfighter, She started to get the idea

of what it was like to run a house of joy.

She was very interested and asked me to explain all the ins and outs of the

business, which was the sign of a healthy curiosity, even if it was a

lousy joke.

I laid it all out for her until she knew as much about pussy peddling as I did.

She was becoming as adept as I.

In fact, she was, in some ways, Becoming even more adept.

Let me show you what I mean.

But if they won't accept you as a lesbian, why do you go out with them?

Well, if you can't join them, lick them.

Thank you.

You'll find that your most important item is housewives.

Really? Really. Without them, you'll starve.

Couples' business is big, too.

But if you want to make it with couples, sucking cock is not enough.

You've got to eat good pussy.

And being gay is no guarantee.

It isn't? Do all Catholics pray?

Do stockbrokers eat good pussy?

Strictly Bloomingdale's.

Here's a case in point.

And this will be of particular interest to you.

There's this housewife, fairly well off.

When her husband is away and her child is off at school, she gets all dressed

and goes out all by herself.

I first spotted her when she came to an intimate piano bar I often go to.

She had something, and I found myself wishing I knew her a little better.

I asked her in the note, very sweetly, if she would like to drop by one evening

for a little while.

I explained that every Wednesday I had some of the girls over for a lot of

drinks and a little diversion.

Can you take it in the back?

No, she's not good at that.

Oh, I think she'll do just fine.

I think that she can take this.

And maybe even

this one.

You just need a little motivation.

Thank you.

Bend over.

Further.

Now put your arms out.

Like second nature.

I would start relaxing.

Is that good scotch, Mara?

Very good.

Very expensive.

If you spill one drop, I'm going to push your head straight down and hold it

there.

Now let's do it for real.

Well, little sister, this is goodbye.

I'll write to you. I promise.

I'm sure you'll do fine.

I'm really going to miss you.

I know you'll be able to handle everything.

Well, we'll see each other soon.

Sure. I figure it should take me about two months to get things rolling in

Poplar Springs.

Don't come down.

The cab's waiting.

What airline are you going to?

Shit, at this hour, it'll take forever.

Let's drive to Poplar Springs.

Where the hell is that?

I think you go left at St. Louis. I don't know. We'll find it. We can stop

the way.

Anyway, it's... Hey, what the hell are you doing back there?

Keep your eyes on the road.

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the bedroom.

Hello, Marskino Cherry.

Hello?

No, Miss Cherry doesn't take calls before 11.

What?

Oh, no, Mistress Cherry doesn't listen to slave fantasies before 11.

You dumb shit.

Hello, Marskino Cherry.

No, I'm sorry. This is Penny, Marskino Cherry's sister.

Oh, that's different.

Let me see if she's back. Just tell her I'm in New York and I can't wait to see

her.

De acuerdo.

Who are you? Your sister.

Now, let me take a look at this.

Can you cut, please?

Sure.

Yeah, I think that's pretty good.

Oh, yes, the bullfighter is very popular these days.

That's $22 .50. Do you want that on the account?

No, Monica, it's paid tax.

Helen won't be coming in today.

Oh, God!

Take master charge?

Surely.

It's over $25. I'll have to call this in.

Oh,

3 o 'clock.

Hi.

We don't take women before 4 unless you're gay or the wife of a police

What? If you have a child in the daycare center, I'll see what I can do.

Oh, Maraschino, Terry's sister.

Oh, so we've spoke before.

Well,

please, come in. Would you like to be eaten while you're waiting? Oh, no,

thanks. I'm not hungry.

Where is Maraschino?

She's checking her slag down in the dark dungeon of secret and unholy delights.

The dark dungeon of secret and unholy delights?

What does that mean?

I think that means they beat the shit out of you. Why does Mara have a

here? Everybody has... Just to stay in business. To avoid criticism.

Even if you don't need one.

Really? Yes.

A token slave.

Is it a male slave or a female slave? A female slave.

No sexism here.

You'll have to be punished this morning. You're not disgusting enough.

Think about what comes later.

Um, excuse me, sir.

Isn't that rather unusual?

Oh, no, I have an allergy.

Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.

Well, that's fascinating.

Um, what do you take for that?

Red wheat.

Okay, great. Bye -bye.

look at and turn around.

Fantastic. You look great.

How are things in Poplar Springs?

Well, not too great.

Since the folks sold the farm, things haven't been so great at all.

Well, the money getting shorter and folks having nothing to do.

Well, they're just wasting away. Too bad.

about their generous daughter, who was a successful model in New York?

Well, Penny, I have a little confession to make.

I haven't exactly been a successful model.

You haven't? No, not exactly.

Mara, it would have done your heart good to see Ma and Pa when the mail arrived

from New York.

They always said, when Pa opened the envelope and took out your generous

they always said that somewhere in their hearts, They just knew that you worked

in a cat house.

In a high -class cat house?

You really made it big.

You have the world by the tail. I own a high -class cat house.

Well, that's why they sent me here.

Well, they thought they would just forget about buying another farm and go

another line of work.

Something different.

Really? How different?

Well, as you know, Poplar Springs is right in the middle of a strongly

and God -fearing area of the country.

So? So we thought it would be a natural for a middle -income whorehouse.

Oh. And we thought that you could tell us something about your operation.

Well, you know, sex is like baking.

It all depends on when you take it out.

You're slow.

I'll have to wind you up.

Do you have a boyfriend?

Well, no one's serious.

Why not?

An attractive girl like you?

Well, I had a problem.

You know, fellas are only interested in one thing.

Well, you know.

Just about drive a girl crazy.

You know, every guy you meet, all he wants to do is penetrate you with that

piece of disgusting hard meat.

Sounds awful.

What did you do about it?

Well, I thought, if all a fellow wants to do is, you know, get laid,

well, he can just as well drop dead.

So now, on a first date, when they come to the door to pick me up, I give them a

blowjob.

I suck them off, and if I swallow it, they get very relaxed and agreeable for

the rest of the evening.

Ah.

sleep with every schlemiel who comes along not me you certainly don't want

dick of every tom and harry no sir anyway i'm gay

you're gay yes how come well we all have our

crosses to schlep

It's good to see you.

Now, what can I tell you about the pleasures of giving pleasure?

Well, will it be difficult to handle the customers?

Do you have an American Legion post in your town?

No. Well, that's a help.

You know, maybe I'll go up and set the operation up myself.

Do you think I could get V .D. from a toilet seat?

No, that's a fallacy. Medical science has proven that.

Really. It's perfectly safe.

Oh.

Okay.

Probably the most important thing is the introduction.

Like the bidding in a bridge game or the first offer in a business deal.

For example, I have a good customer who likes his introductions both unexpected

and original.

I picked one of my best ladies for the assignment.

Oh, my God.

Clever lady.

Here she is.

Let that be a lesson to you.

Which side did we whip this morning? The left.

The left?

Well, if you say it's the left, then it must be the right, because you're such a

fucking liar.

Please, not on the left.

Bend over.

Don't worry.

It gets better.

Now, what can we do for you?

Well, actually, I was just admiring these.

Maybe I can come back later.

I'm free tomorrow.

We're never free, but we're reasonable.

Yes, well, maybe if I could just talk to someone. That is, if she wouldn't mind.

You see, actually, I... They're not terribly comfortable, are you?

Well, actually, I have a problem communicating with women.

Trying to feel a rapport with them. Trying to understand them. What do you

for a living?

I'm a gynecologist.

Oh, really?

I swear.

Look, my friend, I'm no doctor.

But if you want to get it on with the girls, I suggest that you begin to start

thinking of yourself as a more dominant male figure.

Oh, no.

I couldn't do that.

Of course you could. It's just a matter of concentration.

Do you really think so?

I know so.

Here, start where you're comfortable.

You like that jacket?

That's a very good sign.

But don't fight it.

Go with it.

Fly, baby.

You wait here.

Don't think of women as some kind of master.

They're slaves for a man like you.

For me? Of course you.

Not the you you showed to the world, but the real you.

The bravest bullfighter of them all.

Who uses women like, like marionettes.

Think about it.

You scared me.

I did?

Of course you did. You see, it's just a question of attitude.

I'm the new bartender.

Heh.

For me?

Of course you.

They say you like to be where the action is.

Up front.

You like to see the whole show.

I love it. I get there early and I stay late.

You like to be there for the kids. I am the kid.

A good matador never lets the bull prepare himself.

The ballet dancer is nothing without his cock.

And the matador is nothing without his ass.

Can you see the logic to anything in life?

You'd be something without your ass.

Have you seen the new movie about the bullfighter?

No. Got into the F &M scene on Fire Island.

What is it called?

Blood and Sand.

Did you know what the King of Spain said during the Inquisition?

Man is judged by the pleasures he keeps.

Do you believe in that?

Do you know what Frank Sinatra said in the 1960s?

I believe in anything that gets you through the night.

I want you to go in there and get your sister and suck her off. I don't eat

pussy.

Why not?

It's Friday.

Besides, it makes me sick.

Listen, you cunt. I told you I wanted you. Hey, you.

What the fuck did you do that for?

Hey, what does he think he is, a gynecologist?

When I told Penny the story of my crazy bullfighter, She started to get the idea

of what it was like to run a house of joy.

She was very interested and asked me to explain all the ins and outs of the

business, which was the sign of a healthy curiosity, even if it was a

lousy joke.

I laid it all out for her until she knew as much about pussy peddling as I did.

She was becoming as adept as I.

In fact, she was, in some ways, Becoming even more adept.

Let me show you what I mean.

But if they won't accept you as a lesbian, why do you go out with them?

Well, if you can't join them, lick them.

Thank you.

You'll find that your most important item is housewives.

Really? Really. Without them, you'll starve.

Couples' business is big, too.

But if you want to make it with couples, sucking cock is not enough.

You've got to eat good pussy.

And being gay is no guarantee.

It isn't? Do all Catholics pray?

Do stockbrokers eat good pussy?

Strictly Bloomingdale's.

Here's a case in point.

And this will be of particular interest to you.

There's this housewife, fairly well off.

When her husband is away and her child is off at school, she gets all dressed

and goes out all by herself.

I first spotted her when she came to an intimate piano bar I often go to.

She had something, and I found myself wishing I knew her a little better.

Uh -huh.

I asked her in the note, very sweetly, if she would like to drop by one evening

for a little while.

I explained that every Wednesday I had some of the girls over for a lot of

drinks and a little diversion.

Can you take it in the back?

No, she's not good at that.

Oh, I think she'll do just fine.

I think that she can take this.

And maybe even

this one.

You just need a little motivation.

Thank you.

Bend over.

Further.

Now put your arms out.

second nature.

I would start relaxing.

Is that good scotch, Mara?

Very good.

Very expensive.

If you spill one drop, I'm going to push your head straight down and hold it

there.

Now let's do it for real.

You know, Jerry, when you care enough to suck the very best.

Well,

little sister, this is goodbye.

I'll write to you. I promise.

I'm sure you'll do fine.

I'm really gonna miss you.

I know you'll be able to handle everything.

Well, we'll see each other soon.

Sure. I figure it should take me about two months to get things rolling in

Poplar Springs.

Don't come down.

Cab's waiting.

What airline are you going to?

Shit, at this hour, it'll take forever.

Let's drive to Poplar Springs.

Where the hell is that?

I think you go left at St. Louis. I don't know. We'll find it. We can stop

the way.

Anyway, it's... Hey, what the hell are you doing back there?

Keep your eyes on the road.

Oh, Mara.

Mara.

Oh, you're driving me crazy.

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the bedroom.

Hello, Mara Skinner Cherry.

Hello?

No, Miss Cherry doesn't take calls before 11.

What?

Oh, no, Mistress Cherry doesn't listen to slave fantasies before 11.

You dumb shit.

No,

I'm sorry.

Oh,

that's different.

Let me see if she's up.

Excuse me.

Moschino?

Miss Cherry, your sister.

come sooner or later.

Hi, how are you? Let me take a look at

this.

Can you cut this please? Sure.

Yeah, I guess that's pretty good.

Oh yes, the bullfighter is very popular these days.

That's $22 .50. Do you want that on the account?

No, Mark, let's pay tax.

Quillen, don't be coming in today.

Oh, God!

You're quite welcome.

Did you take Master Charge?

Surely.

It's over $25. I'll have to call back down.

Oh, three o 'clock.

Hi.

We don't take women before four unless you're gay or the wife of a... Police

officer? What?

If you have a child in the daycare center, I'll see what I can do.

Oh, Maraschino Terry's sister.

Oh, so we've spoke before.

Well, please, come in. Would you like to be eaten while you're waiting? Oh, no,

thanks. I'm not hungry.

Where is Maraschino?

She's checking her flag down in the dark dungeon of secret and unholy delights.

The dark dungeon of secret and unholy delights?

What does that mean?

I think that means they beat the shit out of you.

here. Everybody has one these days just to stay in business. To avoid criticism.

Even if you don't need one.

Really? Yes.

A token slave.

Is it a male slave or a female slave?

A female slave.

No sexism here.

You'll have to be punished this morning.

You're not disgusting enough.

Faster. Better.

Harder.

Now that we've got your cut working, think about what comes later.

You're going to try an entirely new era.

A crash course.

Boy, now that...

Um, excuse me, sir.

Isn't that rather unusual?

Oh, no, I have an allergy.

Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.

Well, that's fascinating.

Um, what do you take for that?

Ray, we... Okay, great. Bye -bye.

Let me look at you. Turn around.

Fantastic. You look great.

How are things in Poplar Springs?

Well, not too great.

Since the folks sold the farm, things haven't been so great at all.

Well, the money getting shorter and folks having nothing to do.

Well, they're just wasting away. Too bad.

model in New York.

Well, Penny, I have a little confession to make.

I haven't exactly been a successful model.

You haven't? No, not exactly.

Mara, it would have done your heart good to see Ma and Pa when the mail arrived

from New York.

They always said, when Pa opened the envelope and took out your generous

They always said that somewhere in their hearts, they just knew that you worked

in a cat house.

In a high -class cat house?

You really made it big.

You have the world by the tail. I own a high -class cat house.

Well, that's why they sent me here.

Well, they thought they would just forget about buying another farm and go

another line of work.

Something different.

Really? How different?

Well, as you know, Poplar Springs is right in the middle of a strongly

and God -fearing area of the country.

So? So we thought it would be a natural for a middle -income whorehouse.

Oh. And we thought that you could tell us something about your operation.

Well, you know, sex is like baking.

It all depends on when you take it out.

You're slow.

I'll have to wind you up.

Do you have a boyfriend?

Well, no one's serious.

Why not?

An attractive girl like you?

Well, I had a problem.

You know, fellows are only interested in one thing.

Well, you know.

Just about drive a girl crazy.

You know, every guy you meet, all he wants to do is penetrate you with that

piece of disgusting hard meat.

Sounds awful.

What did you do about it? Well, I thought, if all a fellow wants to do is,

know, get laid, well, he can just as well drop dead.

So now, on a first date, when they come to the door to pick me up, I give them a

blowjob.

I suck them off, and if I swallow it, they get very relaxed and agreeable for

the rest of the evening.

Ah.

Well, that other... girls sleep with every schlemiel who comes along?

Not me.

You certainly don't want the dick of every Tom and Harry.

No, sir.

Anyway, I'm gay.

You're gay.

Good to see you.

Now, what can I tell you about the pleasures of giving pleasure?

Well, will it be difficult to handle the customers?

Do you have an American Legion post in your town?

No. Well, that's a help.

You know, maybe I'll go up and set the operation up myself.

Do you think I could get V .D. from a toilet seat?

No, that's a fallacy. Medical science has proven that.

Really. It's perfectly safe.

Oh.

Okay.

Probably the most important thing is the introduction.

Like the bidding in a bridge game or the first offer in a business deal.

For example, I have a good customer who likes his introductions both unexpected

and original.

I picked one of my best ladies for the assignment.

Thank you.

Clever lady she is Let

that be a lesson to you

Which side did we whip this morning? The left.

The left?

Well, if you say it's the left, then it must be the right, because you're such a

fucking liar.

Please, not on the left.

Bend over.

Don't worry.

It gets better.

Have a seat. Thank you.

Now, what can we do for you?

Well, actually, I was just admiring these.

Maybe I can come back later.

I'm free tomorrow.

We're never free, but we're reasonable.

Yes, well, maybe if I could just talk to someone. That is, if you wouldn't mind.

You see, actually, I... You're not terribly comfortable, are you?

Well, actually, I have a problem communicating with women.

I like to feel a rapport with them, trying to understand them.

What do you do for a living?

I'm a gynecologist.

Oh, really?

I swear.

Look, my friend, I'm no doctor.

But if you want to get it on with the girl, I suggest that you begin to start

thinking of yourself as a more dominant male figure.

Oh, no.

I couldn't do that.

Of course you could. It's just a matter of concentration.

Do you really think so?

I know so.

Here, start where you're comfortable.

You like that jacket?

That's a very good sign.

But don't fight it.

Go with it.

Fly, baby.

You wait here.

Don't think of women as some kind of master.

They're slaves for a man like you.

For me? Of course you.

Not the you you showed to the world, but the real you.

The bravest bullfighter of them all.

Who uses women like, like marionettes.

Think about it.

You scared me.

I did?

Of course you did. You see, it's... Just a question of attitude.

I'm the new bartender.

For me?

Of course you.

They say you like to be where the action is.

Up front.

You like to see the whole show.

I love it. I get there early and I stay late.

You like to be there for the kids. I am the kid.

A good matador never lets the bull prepare himself.

The ballet dancer is nothing without his cock.

And the matador is nothing without his ass.

Can you see the logic to anything in life?

You'd be something without your ass.

Have you seen the new movie about the bullfighter?

No. He got into the S &M scene on Fire Island.

What is it called?

Blood and Sand.

Did you know what the King of Spain said during the Inquisition?

Man is judged by the pleasures he keeps.

Do you believe in that?

Do you know what Frank Sinatra said in the 1960s?

I believe in anything that gets you through the night.

I want you to go in there and get your sister and suck her off. I don't eat

pussy.

Why not?

It's Friday.

Besides, it makes me sick.

Listen, you cunt. I told you I wanted you. Hey, you.

What the fuck did you do that for?

Hey, who does he think he is, a gynecologist?

When I told Penny the story of my crazy bullfighter, She started to get the idea

of what it was like to run a house of joy.

She was very interested and asked me to explain all the ins and outs of the

business, which was the sign of a healthy curiosity, even if it was a

lousy joke.

I laid it all out for her until she knew as much about pussy peddling as I did.

She was becoming as adept as I.

In fact, she was, in some ways, Becoming even more adept.

Let me show you what I mean.

But if they won't accept you as a lesbian, why do you go out with them?

Well, if you can't join them, lick them.

You'll find that your most important item is housewives. Really?

Really. Without them, you'll starve.

Couples' business is big, too.

But if you want to make it with couples, sucking cock is not enough.

You've got to eat good pussy.

And being gay is no guarantee.

It isn't? Do all Catholics pray?

Do stockbrokers eat good pussy?

Strictly Bloomingdale's.

Here's a case in point.

And this will be of particular interest to you.

There's this housewife fairly well off when her husband is away her child is

at school She gets all dressed up and goes out all by herself

I

first spotted her when she came to an intimate piano bar. I often go to She

something and I found myself wishing I knew her a little better

Thank you.

I asked her in the note, very sweetly, if she would like to drop by one evening

for a little while.

I explained that every Wednesday I had some of the girls over for a lot of

drinks and a little diversion.

Can you take it in the back?

No, she's not good at that.

Oh, I think she'll do just fine.

I think that she can take this.

And maybe even

this one.

You just need a little motivation.

Thank you.

Bend over.

Further.

Now put your arms out.

like second nature, I would start relaxing you. How are you?

Is that good scotch, Mara? Very good. And very expensive.

If you spill one drop, I'm going to push your head straight down and hold it

there.

Now let's do it for real.

I love you.

You know, Jerry, when you care enough to suck the very best.

Well,

little sister, this is goodbye.

I'll write to you. I promise.

I'm sure you'll do fine.

I'm really gonna miss you.

I know you'll be able to handle everything.

Well, we'll see each other soon.

Sure. I figure it should take me about two months to get things rolling in

Poplar Springs.

Don't come down.

The cab's waiting.

What airline are you going to?

Shit, at this hour, it'll take forever.

Let's drive to Poplar Springs.

Where the hell is that?

I think you go left at St. Louis. I don't know. We'll find it. We can stop

the way.

Anyway, it's... Hey, what the hell are you doing back there?

Keep your eyes on the road.

We shot at a wonderful studio. I believe it was up on Park Avenue and 106th

Street, which was an old RKO studio.

And I believe there's a TV show that comes out of there now. It's called

and Park, as a matter of fact.

And it was, I mean, far more than I expected for an adult film. It was just

huge, and it had dressing rooms and a wardrobe department.

And I heard Jamie's booming voice coming down the corridor as I was sitting in

the makeup chair.

And I was somewhat intimidated, frankly.

Jamie Gillis.

I'm not quite sure what the circumstances were of our actual

was on a loop shoot that we were doing or whether it was some other

circumstance, but he recommended that Radley have a look at me, Radley

the director, of course, of Marasino Cherry.

With the advent of video cameras, virtually every putz in the country who

a video camera suddenly became a producer, you know, because it was so

You know, anybody could shoot video. You didn't have to be, you know, too smart

to do that.

Whereas shooting film required a certain level of sophisticated knowledge, where

to place the camera, where to place the lights. You know, film is very

different.

You know, it's interesting. I only actually appeared in about maximum 30

But if you go online and you look at my filmography, fucking hundreds, hundreds

from all the compilations.

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, hundreds of compilations. I mean, one of the things that really

me off also one time was I did a film for, I don't know if it was Howard

or whoever it was. It was called Burleks. B -U -R -L -E -X -X and I had a

-sex role I played a referee in a ring I think Ron Jeremy was fighting somebody

else and I said you have to promise me that you will not you know give me a

major credit because in a non -sex role I don't want to mislead you know people

who come to see these things so it opens at I think one of Arthur Morowitz's

theaters and there is a 20 foot tall likeness of me attached To the

marquee.

He was one of the few people in porn that actually had a successful crossover

career.

He hooked up with a guy, I forget the name of the record company, who did a

of the Village People and all that.

And he had a fairly successful album called...

Fly Like an Eagle or Soar Like an Eagle under his real name of Dennis Parker.

He then went on to play for, I think, six or seven or more years, Police

Commissioner Derek Mallory on a now defunct soap called The Edge of Night.

For many of us who were pursuing other kinds of theatrical careers that helped

pay the rent, And it gave you some chops in a way, too.

I always described it as there are actresses who are in films with comedy.

are actresses that are in films with action or suspense or mystery or

And there's actresses in films about sex. To me, it just represented a

genre. And that's how I perceived myself.

As opposed to my good friend Annie Sprinkle, who hated dialogue.

She said she would fucking suck all day long, but don't give her any words.

Nowadays, the girls get paid by the scene. Back in the day, when I was in

business, you got paid by the day, no matter how many sex scenes you had to

So to me, it's almost like hooking.

I'll come in, I'll do a blowjob, you'll pay me, and I'll leave.

We hung out the whole day, and if you had to do three sex scenes, you did

sex scenes for a flat rate.

In those days, the average for a female was between $200 and maybe $400 a day.

Men were making maybe $100, $150 a day.

I made the mistake once at some industry function.

I don't know if it was honoring Ron or Jeremy or what the deal was, but I got

there and I said, well, I have never worked with Ron Jeremy.

Yay team.

And so he has never let me live that down that I have, you know, said yay

that I didn't have to fuck him, you know.

We shot at a wonderful studio. I believe it was up on Park Avenue and 106th

Street, which was an old RKO studio.

And I believe there's a TV show that comes out of there now. It's called

and Park, as a matter of fact.

And it was, I mean, far more than I expected for an adult film. It was just

huge. And it had dressing rooms and a wardrobe department.

And I heard Jamie's booming voice coming down the corridor as I was sitting in

the makeup chair.

And I was somewhat intimidated, frankly.

Jamie Gillis.

I'm not quite sure what the circumstances were of our actual

was on a loop shoot that we were doing or whether it was some other

circumstance, but he recommended that Radley have a look at me, Radley

the director, of course, of Maraschino Terry.

With the advent of video cameras, virtually every putz in the country who

a video camera suddenly became a producer, you know, because it was so

You know, anybody could shoot video. You didn't have to be, you know, too smart

to do that.

Whereas shooting film required a certain level of sophisticated knowledge, where

to place the camera, where to place the lights. You know, film is very

different.

You know, it's interesting. I only actually appeared in about maximum 30

But if you go online and you look at my filmography, fucking hundreds, hundreds

from all the compilations.

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, hundreds of compilations. I mean, one of the things that really

me off also one time was I did a film for, I don't know if it was Howard

or whoever it was. It was called Burleks.

B -U -R -L -E -X -X and I had a non -sex role I played a referee in a ring I

think Ron Jeremy was fighting somebody else and I said you have to promise me

that you will not you know give me a major credit because in a non -sex role

don't want to mislead you know people who come to see these things so it opens

at I think one of Arthur Morowitz's theaters and there is a 20 foot tall

likeness of me attached To the marquee.

He was one of the few people in porn that actually had a successful crossover

career.

He hooked up with a guy, I forget the name of the record company, who did a

of the Village People and all that.

And he had a fairly successful album called...

Fly Like an Eagle or Soar Like an Eagle under his real name of Dennis Parker.

He then went on to play for, I think, six or seven or more years, Police

Commissioner Derek Mallory on a now defunct soap called The Edge of Night.

For many of us who were pursuing other kinds of theatrical careers, it helped

pay the rent.

And it gave you some chops in a way, too.

I always described it as there are actresses who are in films with comedy.

are actresses that are in films with action or suspense or mystery or

And there's actresses in films about sex.

To me, it just represented a different genre.

And that's how I perceived myself.

As opposed to my good friend Annie Sprinkle.

who hated dialogue.

She said she would fucking suck all day long, but don't give her any words.

Nowadays, the girls get paid by the scene. Back in the day, when I was in

business, you got paid by the day, no matter how many sex scenes you had to

So to me, it's almost like hooking.

I'll come in, I'll do a blowjob, you'll pay me and I'll leave.

Whereas we hung out the whole day and if you had to do three sex scenes, you did

three sex scenes for a flat rate.

In those days, the average for a female was between $200 and maybe $400 a day.

Men were making maybe $100, $150 a day.

I made the mistake once at some industry function.

I don't know if it was honoring Ron or Jeremy or what the deal was, but I got

there and I said, well, I have never worked with Ron Jeremy.

Yay team.

And so he has never let me live that down that I have, you know, said yay

that I didn't have to fuck him, you know.

We shot at a wonderful studio. I believe it was up on Park Avenue and 106th

Street, which was an old RKO studio.

And I believe there's a TV show that comes out of there now. It's called

and Park, as a matter of fact.

And it was, I mean...

far more than I expected for an adult film. It was just huge, and it had

dressing rooms and a wardrobe department, and I heard Jamie's booming

coming down the corridor as I was sitting in the makeup chair, and I was

somewhat intimidated, frankly.

Jamie Gillis.

I'm not quite sure what the circumstances were of our actual

was on a loop shoot that we were doing or whether it was some other

circumstance, but he recommended that Radley have a look at me, Radley

the director, of course, of Maraschino Cherry.

With the advent of video cameras, virtually every putz in the country who

a video camera suddenly became a producer, you know, because it was so

You know, anybody could shoot video. You didn't have to be, you know, too smart

to do that.

Whereas shooting film required a certain level of sophisticated knowledge, where

to place the camera, where to place the lights. You know, film is very

different.

You know, it's interesting. I only actually appeared in about maximum 30

But if you go online and you look at my filmography, fucking hundreds, hundreds

from all the compilations.

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, hundreds of compilations. I mean, one of the things that really

me off also one time was I did a film for, I don't know if it was Howard

or whoever it was. It was called Burleks.

B -U -R -L -E -X -X.

And I had a non -sex role. I played a referee in a ring. I think Ron Jeremy

fighting somebody else.

And I said, you have to promise me that you will not give me a major credit

because in a non -sex role, I don't want to mislead people who come to see these

things. So it opens at, I think, one of Arthur Morowitz's theaters.

And there is a 20 foot tall likeness of me attached to the marquee.

He was one of the few people in porn that actually had a successful crossover

career.

He hooked up with a guy, I forget the name of the record company, who did a

of the Village People and all that.

And he had a fairly successful album called Fly Like an Eagle or Soar Like an

Eagle under his real name of Dennis Parker.

He then went on to play for, I think, six or seven or more years.

Police Commissioner Derek Mallory on a now defunct soap called The Edge of

Night.

For many of us who were pursuing other kinds of theatrical careers that helped

pay the rent, you know, and it gave you some chops in a way, too. You know, I

always... described it as, you know, there are actresses who are in films

comedy. There are actresses that are in films with action, you know, or suspense

or mystery or whatever.

And there's actresses in films about sex.

To me, it just represented a different genre. And that's how I perceived

As opposed to my good friend Annie Sprinkle, who hated dialogue.

She said she would fucking suck all day long, but don't give her any words.

Nowadays the girls get paid by the scene back in the day when I was in the

business You got paid by the day no matter how many sex scenes you had to do

to me, it's almost like hooking, you know, I'll come in I'll do a blowjob

pay me and I'll leave you know Whereas we hung out the whole day and if you had

to do three sex scenes you did three sex scenes for a flat rate

In those days, the average for a female was between $200 and maybe $400 a day.

Men were making maybe $100, $150 a day.

I made the mistake once at some industry function.

I don't know if it was honoring Ron or Jeremy or what the deal was, but I got

there and I said, well, I have never worked with Ron Jeremy.

Yay team.

And so he has never let me live that down that I have, you know, said yay

that I didn't have to fuck him, you know.

I'm Gloria Leonard, and I've just finished a movie called All About Gloria

Leonard.

I have made this movie because I want to tell you all about my experiences and

my feelings about sex.

Gloria Leonard is a girl who has been in many things. She's been a stockbroker,

a comedian, a publisher, an actress, a writer, a businesswoman.

a journalist, a TV personality, and an entertainer. She is a witty,

successful individual.

All About Gloria Leonard is an all -new, all -original, never -before -seen

motion picture.

Gloria Leonard is a girl who likes people.

She's a girl who likes to be liked by people.

She's a warm, sensual individual, and being near her makes you feel good.

In all about Gloria Leonard, you'll get to know Gloria Leonard.

You will feel good.

I want you to know the things I know.

I want you to learn the things I have learned.

I want you all to understand exactly the sexual knowledge that I have acquired.

Some of you may be shocked Some of you may be excited But you will all know me

when you come to see all about Gloria Leonard

Do

you like to to fuck yeah, I like to fuck

Gloria Leonard lets us get inside her head where she holds nothing back of

either her experiences or her thoughts. She has fulfilled her dreams and

desires. And now this sensuous and intelligent woman wishes to share with

the creation and recreation of the highlights of her sexual experiences.

She wants to tell you things she's never before discussed.

She wants to show you things she's never before shown anyone.

She wants you to know everything there is to know about her sexual being.

Nothing is held back in all about Gloria Leonard.

All About Gloria Leonard is an all -new, all -original, never -before -seen

motion picture.

My name is Seika, and this is my husband, Ken.

Before Ken and I were married, we were partners in an adult bookstore business.

My life has always been very much involved in the sexual and the erotic.

I have just completed a new motion picture called Inside Seika.

Inside Seika is my story of everything that I know and have learned about sex.

In Inside Seika.

you will see me do things I have never before done on screen.

Inside Seika is the only film where I have opened up and agreed to reveal all.

Nothing is held back.

Inside Seika is my expression of the intense sexual pleasure I get from all

my sexual relationships.

It is a truthful and complete showing of everything there is to know about me

and my husband, Ken.

We have been married for over six years now, and I still find our relationship

very exciting.

There are many reasons why, and when you see inside Seika, I know you will

understand them all.

Seika is a sensual, shapely, svelte, seductive, sensitive, sincere,

woman.

Seika is a bright and attractive person.

She likes people and people like her.

Seika is truly involved in the erotic. She makes her wildest sexual fantasies

come to life.

She constantly explores new ways to heighten her sexual enjoyment and the

enjoyment of her companions.

It gives her pleasure to give pleasure.

Seika has experienced many sexual pleasures. In Inside Seika, you will

with Seika these sexual pleasures in their entirety.

Nothing is held back.

Inside Seika is an all -new, original, honest motion picture about a very

special person. Bring a very special person to see Inside Seika.

Oh, come on, my face.

Ah.

I want you all to come and see Inside Sega.

For mature ladies and gentlemen only.

I'm Gloria Leonard, and I've just finished a movie called All About Gloria

Leonard.

I have made this movie because I want to tell you all about my experiences and

my feelings about sex.

Gloria Leonard is a girl who has been in many things. She's been a stockbroker,

a comedian, a publisher, an actress, a writer, a businesswoman, a journalist, a

TV personality, and an entertainer. She is a witty, intelligent, successful

individual. All About Gloria Leonard is an all -new, all -original, never

-before -seen motion picture.

Gloria Leonard is a girl who likes people.

She's a girl who likes to be liked by people.

She's a warm, sensual individual, and being near her makes you feel good.

In all about Gloria Leonard, you'll get to know Gloria Leonard.

You will feel good.

I want you to know the things I know.

I want you to learn the things I have learned.

I want you all to understand exactly.

The sexual knowledge that I have acquired.

Some of you may be shocked.

Some of you may be excited.

But you will all know me when you come to see All About Gloria Leonard.

Do you like to fuck?

Yeah, I like to fuck.

Gloria Leonard lets us get inside her head where she holds nothing back of

either her experiences or her thoughts. She has fulfilled her dreams and

desires. And now this sensuous and intelligent woman wishes to share with

the creation and recreation of the highlights of her sexual experiences.

She wants to tell you things she's never before discussed.

She wants to show you things she's never before shown anyone.

She wants you to know everything there is to know about her sexual being.

Nothing is held back in all about Gloria Leonard.

All About Gloria Leonard is an all -new, all -original, never -before -seen

motion picture.

My name is Seika, and this is my husband, Ken.

Before Ken and I were married, we were partners in an adult bookstore business.

My life has always been very much involved in the sexual and the erotic.

I have just completed a new motion picture called Inside Seika.

Inside Seika is my story of everything that I know and have learned about sex.

In Inside Seika.

you will see me do things I have never before done on screen.

Inside Seika is the only film where I have opened up and agreed to reveal all.

Nothing is held back.

Inside Seika is my expression of the intense sexual pleasure I get from all

my sexual relationships.

It is a truthful and complete showing of everything there is to know about me

and my husband, Ken.

We have been married for over six years now, and I still find our relationship

very exciting.

There are many reasons why, and when you see inside Seika, I know you will

understand them all.

Seika is a sensual, shapely, svelte, seductive, sensitive, sincere,

woman.

Seika is a bright and attractive person. She likes people and people like her.

Seika is truly involved in the erotic. She makes her wildest sexual fantasies

come to life.

She constantly explores new ways to heighten her sexual enjoyment and the

enjoyment of her companions.

It gives her pleasure to give pleasure.

Seika has experienced many sexual pleasures. In Inside Seika, you will

with Seika these sexual pleasures in their entirety.

Nothing is held back.

Inside Seika is an all -new, original, honest motion picture about a very

special person. Bring a very special person to see Inside Seika.

Ah.

truck and I'm coming.

I want you all to come and see Inside Sega.

For mature ladies and gentlemen only.