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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:43,040 {\an8}Orage 2 00:00:43,280 --> 00:01:00,000 {\an8}--- 3 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:08,880 {\an8}--- 4 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,960 {\an8}Musique mĂ©lancolique 5 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:16,080 {\an8}--- 6 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:17,680 {\an8}--- Cris joyeux 7 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:27,920 {\an8}--- --- 8 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:32,920 {\an8}--- 9 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,920 {\an8}--- Orage 10 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:38,400 {\an8}--- Conversation indistincte 11 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:47,240 {\an8}--- --- 12 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:51,440 {\an8}--- 13 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:52,920 {\an8}-Parfois, 14 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:56,040 {\an8}il suffit d'une odeur, un goĂ»t, une couleur, 15 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:58,240 {\an8}pour qu'un souvenir s'accroche. 16 00:01:58,480 --> 00:01:59,440 {\an8}--- 17 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:00,000 {\an8}Cette fois, c'Ă©tait une phrase. 18 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,360 {\an8}Cette fois, c'Ă©tait une phrase. 19 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:04,280 {\an8}-Les gars... j'y vais en premier. 20 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:14,440 {\an8}--- 21 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:15,680 {\an8}-Ce jour-lĂ , 22 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:18,280 {\an8}j'ai su qu'Isma nous prĂ©venait. 23 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:31,080 {\an8}--- 24 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:33,320 {\an8}-Allahu akbar. 25 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:35,760 {\an8}-ALLAHU AKBAR. 26 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:50,840 {\an8}--- 27 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:52,680 {\an8}(-C'est quoi, cette tenue ?) 28 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:54,160 {\an8}-Wax, Afrique... 29 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,200 {\an8}CrĂ©ole 30 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:56,560 {\an8}-ArrĂȘte, arrĂȘte. 31 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:58,040 {\an8}-C'est du crĂ©ole, tocard. 32 00:02:58,280 --> 00:02:59,520 {\an8}-C'est pareil. 33 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:02,200 {\an8}Oh lĂ  lĂ , il y a de la meuf ! 34 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:03,840 {\an8}-Tu racontes quoi, lĂ  ? 35 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,240 {\an8}-Sabine, ton ex. 36 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,240 {\an8}-Quelle ex ? Elle m'a rembarrĂ© toute ma jeunesse. 37 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:12,480 {\an8}-C'est moi ou elle a pris cher, la Sabine ? 38 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:15,200 {\an8}-C'est pas toi. -FrĂšre, les grossesses... 39 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:18,360 {\an8}Quatre enfants de sept pĂšres, ça pardonne pas. 40 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,280 {\an8}-Je veux pas de gosses, moi. 41 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:22,240 {\an8}-Pourquoi ? Les grossesses ? 42 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:26,200 {\an8}-Quand elle prend du poids, toi aussi. Ca s'appelle une couvade. 43 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,960 {\an8}-Avant de faire une couvade, faut baiser. 44 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:30,440 {\an8}Rire 45 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:33,360 {\an8}-C'est quoi, le truc ? 46 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:36,480 {\an8}Je dois faire une annonce dĂšs que je vois une meuf ? 47 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:38,200 {\an8}Je suis discret, c'est tout. 48 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,840 {\an8}-La rĂ©ussite se chargera du bruit. 49 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:41,760 {\an8}-C'est bon. 50 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,320 {\an8}-Tu concrĂ©tises que les plans Ă  Isma. 51 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:45,480 {\an8}-C'est bon, frĂšre. 52 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:47,520 {\an8}-Et la FIV ? -C'est quoi, le dĂ©lire ? 53 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:50,080 {\an8}S'il y a pas Isma, je ken pas, c'est ça ? 54 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:51,320 {\an8}-Ca va, maman ? 55 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:52,360 {\an8}(Ma daronne !) 56 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,360 {\an8}-DĂ©solĂ©. Je voulais pas ĂȘtre vulgaire. 57 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,160 {\an8}Je l'ai pas reconnue. -Wesh, cousin ! 58 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:59,440 {\an8}-Tu as pas reconnu ses daronnes. Rire 59 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:00,000 {\an8}-On blague sur la polygamie, lĂ  ? 60 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,640 {\an8}-On blague sur la polygamie, lĂ  ? 61 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:05,600 {\an8}-Elles faisaient un chifoumi pour savoir qui allait aux rĂ©unions ? 62 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:07,920 {\an8}Rires 63 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,280 {\an8}-SĂ©rieux ? Vous vous marrez Ă  l'enterrement ? 64 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:11,400 {\an8}-Oh, ça va ! 65 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:13,360 {\an8}-Il aurait rigolĂ©, je te jure. 66 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:15,280 {\an8}(En arabe) -Ouais... 67 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:17,040 {\an8}GĂ©rard Darmon. 68 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:18,440 {\an8}-QUOI ? 69 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:21,440 {\an8}*Musique pop Brouhaha 70 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:34,480 {\an8}*--- --- 71 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:37,840 {\an8}-Disons que ce soir-lĂ , 72 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:41,480 {\an8}ça faisait trois ans que j'avais perdu mon pote. 73 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:44,160 {\an8}J'avais un truc Ă  me prouver. 74 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:49,360 {\an8}C'Ă©tait pas la soirĂ©e de l'annĂ©e. Un dĂ©lire Erasmus. 75 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,400 {\an8}DĂ©jĂ  qu'en français, je galĂšre. 76 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:53,120 {\an8}*--- --- 77 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:54,560 {\an8}*--- Anglais hĂ©sitant 78 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,240 {\an8}*--- --- 79 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:57,480 {\an8}I'm Anis. 80 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:58,880 {\an8}Nice. 81 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:00,000 {\an8}*--- --- 82 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,040 {\an8}*--- --- 83 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:03,320 {\an8}*--- Espagnol 84 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:07,640 {\an8}*--- --- 85 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:09,120 {\an8}-Un, dos, tres. 86 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:10,480 {\an8}*--- --- 87 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:12,480 {\an8}Anglais hĂ©sitant Vas-y ! 88 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:19,320 {\an8}*--- --- 89 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:22,280 {\an8}Comme je bois pas d'alcool, je me fais chier. 90 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:26,840 {\an8}*--- --- 91 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:37,400 {\an8}Musique douce 92 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:55,800 {\an8}--- 93 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:56,720 {\an8}Madame. 94 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:58,200 {\an8}--- *--- 95 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:00,000 {\an8}Quelqu'un travaille au vestiaire ? 96 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:00,640 {\an8}Quelqu'un travaille au vestiaire ? 97 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:03,040 {\an8}-Madame, carrĂ©ment. 98 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,920 {\an8}--- 99 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,840 {\an8}*Musique pop au loin Brouhaha 100 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:14,000 {\an8}*--- --- 101 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,160 {\an8}-Bonsoir. -Bonsoir. 102 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:16,920 {\an8}*--- Raclement de gorge 103 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:17,880 {\an8}-Vous lisez 104 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:19,280 {\an8}L'affaire GrĂ©gory. 105 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:22,000 {\an8}Bernard est innocent. 106 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:24,520 {\an8}-Mon beau-frĂšre ? 107 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:26,320 {\an8}-"J'ai jamais Ă©tĂ© avec lui." 108 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:32,520 {\an8}*--- 109 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:33,600 {\an8}-VoilĂ . 110 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:35,600 {\an8}-Vous avez oubliĂ© 111 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:37,280 {\an8}mon chapeau de cow-boy. 112 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:38,240 {\an8}-Pardon. 113 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:45,040 {\an8}*--- 114 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:46,240 {\an8}Et voilĂ . 115 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:48,320 {\an8}-Mmh, bah... 116 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:50,320 {\an8}-Bonne soirĂ©e, monsieur. 117 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:53,800 {\an8}*--- 118 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:55,560 {\an8}Musique intrigante Brouhaha 119 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:57,680 {\an8}-Je me suis chiĂ© dessus. 120 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:00,000 {\an8}--- --- 121 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,920 {\an8}--- --- 122 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:04,200 {\an8}Sois un bonhomme. 123 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:07,800 {\an8}Une fois dans ta vie, sois un bonhomme. 124 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:10,320 {\an8}Sois un bonhomme. 125 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:13,080 {\an8}--- --- 126 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:18,000 {\an8}--- 127 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:19,440 {\an8}Elle est lĂ , elle est lĂ , 128 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:21,200 {\an8}elle est lĂ  ! 129 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:22,280 {\an8}AllĂŽ ? 130 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:24,600 {\an8}Ouais, je me parle Ă  moi-mĂȘme. 131 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:27,080 {\an8}Je suis un trouillard. 132 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:28,960 {\an8}Je sais pas quoi faire. 133 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:31,560 {\an8}Je sais pas 134 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,400 {\an8}ce qui se passe. Elle m'appelle. 135 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:35,760 {\an8}Moi ? 136 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,680 {\an8}*Musique au loin 137 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:39,720 {\an8}On se rappelle. 138 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:43,280 {\an8}*--- 139 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:44,600 {\an8}Bonsoir. 140 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:46,880 {\an8}-Bonsoir. -BONSOIR. 141 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:49,080 {\an8}-Vous avez oubliĂ© un truc ? -Ouais. 142 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:50,560 {\an8}De redanser. 143 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,440 {\an8}-Quoi comme danse, genre ? 144 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:53,680 {\an8}-Celle des canards. 145 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:55,960 {\an8}La macarena... -Tu as du feu ? 146 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:58,520 {\an8}-Non, j'en ai pas, je crois pas. 147 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:00,000 {\an8}Balbutiements 148 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:00,480 {\an8}Balbutiements 149 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:02,080 {\an8}-Vous avez du feu ? 150 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:04,120 {\an8}Soupir 151 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:07,200 {\an8}*--- 152 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:08,240 {\an8}Elle souffle. 153 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:10,240 {\an8}Du coup, je vous retiens pas. 154 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:11,760 {\an8}Bonne soirĂ©e. 155 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:13,400 {\an8}Rire gĂȘnĂ© 156 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:16,000 {\an8}*--- 157 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:19,200 {\an8}-En fait, j'ai oubliĂ© de... (demander votre numĂ©ro.) 158 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:20,360 {\an8}-J'entends pas. 159 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:22,400 {\an8}-Votre numĂ©ro. -Mais non ! 160 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:25,000 {\an8}Plus de tact. 161 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:27,240 {\an8}Moins rapide. Fais bien. 162 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:29,440 {\an8}-Je fais pas ça d'hab... Bonne soirĂ©e. 163 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:33,240 {\an8}-06 47 38 22. 164 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:35,160 {\an8}-Bonsoir. 165 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:38,000 {\an8}-Trouve les deux derniers chiffres, tu m'appelles. 166 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:39,200 {\an8}*--- 167 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:41,280 {\an8}-Ca fait 99 options, c'est beaucoup. 168 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,360 {\an8}-Avec 00, ça fait cent. 169 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:44,840 {\an8}EnchantĂ©e. Madeleine. 170 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:47,520 {\an8}-EnchantĂ©, Madeleine. Moi, c'est pancake. 171 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:48,600 {\an8}-Mmh. 172 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:51,160 {\an8}TrĂšs marrant, ça. -C'est vrai ? 173 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:52,680 {\an8}-Bonne soirĂ©e. 174 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:53,960 {\an8}-Ouais. 175 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,520 {\an8}*--- 176 00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:58,400 {\an8}J'ai plus de blague. Rire gĂȘnĂ© 177 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:00,000 {\an8}Bonsoir. 178 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:03,080 {\an8}*--- 179 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:11,600 {\an8}Soupir "Salut... 180 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:15,760 {\an8}"Salut, frĂšre. Ca te dirait que... que je te fĂ©conde ?" 181 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:18,560 {\an8}Plus simple. 182 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:22,440 {\an8}Je n'essaie pas de draguer votre copine. Erreur de numĂ©ro ! 183 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:25,520 {\an8}T'habites oĂč ? T'habites oĂč ? Je viens direct, lĂ  ! 184 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:26,960 {\an8}Notification Avec un "K" ? 185 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,320 {\an8}HĂ©, ta grand-mĂšre ! Je le bloque. --- 186 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:31,040 {\an8}Musique rythmĂ©e 187 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:32,520 {\an8}Inch'allah, c'est pas elle. 188 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:36,640 {\an8}Et aprĂšs 17 messages d'insultes, la chance m'a souri. 189 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:37,960 {\an8}--- 190 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:43,240 {\an8}Non, c'est pas vrai ! 191 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:45,880 {\an8}Non ! Merde, putain ! *TonalitĂ© 192 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:47,480 {\an8}Merde, merde ! 193 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:48,920 {\an8}*--- 194 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:50,720 {\an8}AllĂŽ ? *-Tu es direct, toi. 195 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:54,480 {\an8}-J'ai pas fait exprĂšs. Mon pouce a ripĂ©, j'Ă©tais en train de... 196 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,720 {\an8}faire des pancakes. *-Je raccroche ? 197 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,280 {\an8}-Mmh... non. 198 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:00,000 {\an8}Pas du tout. Tu fais quoi ce soir ? 199 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,520 {\an8}Pas du tout. Tu fais quoi ce soir ? 200 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,320 {\an8}*-Euh, je suis pas dispo. 201 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:05,160 {\an8}-Je veux dire demain. J'ai des trucs, ce soir. 202 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:06,880 {\an8}*-CompliquĂ©. Semaine pro ? 203 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:09,480 {\an8}-Semaine pro ? L'annĂ©e prochaine, aussi ? 204 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:10,760 {\an8}Je suis lĂ . 205 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,400 {\an8}*-J'ai mardi, si tu veux. -Mardi lĂ  ? 206 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:15,520 {\an8}Bah, faut que je voie. Que je regarde. 207 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:17,280 {\an8}*-Bah, regarde. 208 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:20,560 {\an8}-Euh... je te dis. Excuse-moi. 209 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,120 {\an8}*-Je dois y aller. Bisous. 210 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:23,920 {\an8}-On dit mardi. Musique rythmĂ©e 211 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:28,000 {\an8}Ce soir-lĂ , c'Ă©tait sĂ»r qu'elle dormirait Ă  la baraque. 212 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:30,200 {\an8}Je la maintenais Ă  feu doux par textos. 213 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:33,200 {\an8}Si elle rĂ©pondait pas, je parlais d'affaires criminelles. 214 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:34,880 {\an8}Une vraie zinzin. J'adore. 215 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:36,760 {\an8}--- 216 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,080 {\an8}-Ah, ouais ! 217 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:39,440 {\an8}-Ca va ? -Joli pantalon. 218 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:40,840 {\an8}-Merci. -Ca a Ă©tĂ©, 219 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:42,040 {\an8}la capoeira ? 220 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:44,120 {\an8}-Tu attaques directement ? 221 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:45,040 {\an8}J'arrive juste. 222 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:47,120 {\an8}Je sors du taf, en fait. 223 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:48,400 {\an8}-Mais tu fais quoi ? 224 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:50,080 {\an8}-Dans la vie ? -Ouais. 225 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,680 {\an8}-ComĂ©dien. Je suis comĂ©dien. 226 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:54,600 {\an8}Pourquoi j'ai dit ça ? 227 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:55,600 {\an8}-ComĂ©dien ? -Mmh. 228 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:57,360 {\an8}-Pour la coke ou les putes ? 229 00:10:57,600 --> 00:11:00,000 {\an8}-Pas pour les putes. Les putes, j'en ai marre. 230 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,520 {\an8}-Pas pour les putes. Les putes, j'en ai marre. 231 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,920 {\an8}J'ai trop donnĂ©. Mais la coke, Ă  100 %. 232 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:06,120 {\an8}La coke, j'adore ça. J'en mets partout, sur les frites. 233 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:08,680 {\an8}J'en ai. -Assieds-toi. Tu m'as donnĂ© faim. 234 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:10,680 {\an8}Musique entraĂźnante 235 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,280 {\an8}--- 236 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:13,200 {\an8}Mmh. 237 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,520 {\an8}Tu manges pas, ça ? 238 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:17,640 {\an8}-J'avais jamais vu une meuf manger autant. 239 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:20,080 {\an8}Elle me rapprochait de l'interdit bancaire. 240 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:22,920 {\an8}Pour pas payer, j'ai abordĂ© Simone de Beauvoir, 241 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,040 {\an8}le droit de vote, 242 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:25,560 {\an8}les cĂ©libattantes. -C'est bon ! 243 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:28,560 {\an8}-Elle a pas eu le choix, elle a payĂ© sa part. Cheh ! 244 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,520 {\an8}Vibreur 245 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:33,400 {\an8}--- 246 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:35,320 {\an8}C'est ton mec ? 247 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:37,200 {\an8}-Non, mon ex. 248 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,000 {\an8}-Ah. -On a Ă©tĂ© ensemble six mois. 249 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,480 {\an8}Dans sa tĂȘte, on est toujours ensemble. 250 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:42,800 {\an8}-Vous l'ĂȘtes plus ? 251 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:44,320 {\an8}-Non, je l'ai quittĂ©. -OK. 252 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:45,240 {\an8}-Par lettre. 253 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:46,240 {\an8}-Par lettre ? 254 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:48,640 {\an8}-C'Ă©tait une galĂšre, le parloir. 255 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,720 {\an8}-Au parloir ? -Ouais. 256 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:52,640 {\an8}-De prison ? -Ouais. 257 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,360 {\an8}-Ah ouais, bien. Enfin... 258 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:56,000 {\an8}-Ca va ? 259 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,400 {\an8}-Ouais, ça va. C'est juste que ça me... 260 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,000 {\an8}rappelle mes trois annĂ©es aux Baumettes. 261 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,920 {\an8}rappelle mes trois annĂ©es aux Baumettes. 262 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,240 {\an8}-Tu as fait de la prison ? -C'est un prank. 263 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:04,400 {\an8}Rires 264 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,760 {\an8}J'en ai jamais fait. Je suis bon comĂ©dien. 265 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,760 {\an8}-Ouais, tu as bien jouĂ©. -Merci. 266 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,040 {\an8}-Et dans quel film ? 267 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:13,680 {\an8}-Euh... moi, c'est plus en Russie que j'ai fait mon trou. 268 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:15,280 {\an8}-Tu parles russe ? 269 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,760 {\an8}-Oui, mais plus du cĂŽtĂ© de Saint-PĂ©tersbourg. 270 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,160 {\an8}-Ah. -L'accent tonique. 271 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:21,640 {\an8}-Par exemple ? Vas-y. 272 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:23,080 {\an8}-Salud. 273 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:26,440 {\an8}Il invente du russe. 274 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,320 {\an8}-Ouah. OK, c'est technique. 275 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:31,080 {\an8}-Ca veut rien dire. J'ai entendu ça aux infos. 276 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,280 {\an8}"LĂšvres soyeuses." 277 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:33,680 {\an8}J'ai beau ĂȘtre pour la paix, 278 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,080 {\an8}le conflit en Ukraine me fait conclure. 279 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,720 {\an8}Musique douce 280 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:42,120 {\an8}AprĂšs le dessert, elle a pas parlĂ©, elle a monologuĂ©. 281 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,160 {\an8}Mais genre, vraiment beaucoup. 282 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:47,520 {\an8}Plus elle parlait, plus j'en apprenais sur moi. 283 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:48,680 {\an8}--- 284 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:51,400 {\an8}C'est vrai, c'est bien. -Comme bismillah. 285 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:52,440 {\an8}-Ouais. Rires 286 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,760 {\an8}Tu sais ce que ça veut dire ? -Non. 287 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,760 {\an8}-"Au nom de Dieu". -Ah, d'accord. Enfin... 288 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,000 {\an8}Rire niais Bon, je vais y aller. 289 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,120 {\an8}Rire niais Bon, je vais y aller. 290 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,200 {\an8}-Non, Madeleine. J'ai mis un pantalon en lin. 291 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:04,080 {\an8}Rires 292 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,200 {\an8}Viens, j'ai des chips, de l'eau. 293 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,480 {\an8}-Tu as de l'eau ? Ca change tout, ça. 294 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,200 {\an8}-TrĂšs bon argument. Rire 295 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:14,440 {\an8}-Je viens, mais pas longtemps. J'ai la voiture de ma coloc. 296 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:15,640 {\an8}Tu conduis au cas oĂč ? 297 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:17,440 {\an8}-Au cas oĂč quoi ? 298 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,240 {\an8}-Au cas oĂč il y a un contrĂŽle. 299 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:21,360 {\an8}-Tu roules sans permis ? 300 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,080 {\an8}-Ah, ça va ! 301 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:26,240 {\an8}Sans permis. Les grands mots, tout de suite. 302 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:29,480 {\an8}-HĂ©, la prioritĂ©, lĂ  ! Gna-gna-gna. Insupportable ! 303 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,720 {\an8}Avance plus vite. Il y a personne. Tu vas doucement. 304 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:35,120 {\an8}C'est relou. Il veut quoi, le bus ? 305 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:38,680 {\an8}Roule ! Tu as un boulevard devant toi, tu es mou, c'est ouf ! 306 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:40,880 {\an8}-Madeleine, tu es incontrĂŽlable. 307 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,040 {\an8}-Le clignotant ! 308 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,760 {\an8}--- 309 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,280 {\an8}Ils savent pas conduire, les Noirs. 310 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:48,800 {\an8}Elle souffle. 311 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,320 {\an8}Sois pas choquĂ©, les Arabes aussi. 312 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:54,760 {\an8}-Ca me rassure, ça. 313 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,720 {\an8}-Non, j'ai rien contre les Noirs ou les Arabes. 314 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:00,000 {\an8}Juste sur la route, excuse-moi, c'est quand mĂȘme danger. 315 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,160 {\an8}Juste sur la route, excuse-moi, c'est quand mĂȘme danger. 316 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:02,600 {\an8}Et j'en fais partie. 317 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,480 {\an8}Tout va bien. -Partie de quoi ? 318 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,920 {\an8}-Des mauvais conducteurs. Mes parents Ă©taient vietnamiens. 319 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,080 {\an8}-Une ViĂȘt-cong ? 320 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:10,720 {\an8}-Non, je suis vietnamienne. 321 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,800 {\an8}C'est raciste, ce que tu as dit. 322 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,680 {\an8}-Tu as dit "Ă©taient". J'ai pas compris. 323 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,680 {\an8}-Ils sont morts dans un accident, quand j'Ă©tais jeune. 324 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,760 {\an8}-C'est pour ça que tu as pas le permis. 325 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,240 {\an8}D'accord ! 326 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,520 {\an8}Heureusement, tu Ă©tais attachĂ©e 327 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:27,880 {\an8}dans ton siĂšge auto, sinon... 328 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,000 {\an8}-Ouais, heureusement. On va dire ça. 329 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,360 {\an8}Petit rire 330 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:32,440 {\an8}J'ai Ă©tĂ© adoptĂ©e. 331 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:34,880 {\an8}-Ah, dĂ©solĂ©. 332 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,800 {\an8}-T'excuse pas, tout va trĂšs bien. 333 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,320 {\an8}Tu as dĂ©jĂ  perdu un ĂȘtre cher ? 334 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,560 {\an8}Je veux dire, pas ta star prĂ©fĂ©rĂ©e ou un chanteur. 335 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,640 {\an8}Vraiment quelqu'un de qui tu te sentais proche. 336 00:14:58,720 --> 00:14:59,600 {\an8}Anis ? 337 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:01,480 {\an8}-Non. 338 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:06,280 {\an8}Environnement Ă©touffĂ© 339 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:46,000 {\an8}--- 340 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,920 {\an8}Fracas 341 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:58,240 {\an8}Je t'en prie, entre. 342 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,000 {\an8}Bienvenue. 343 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,400 {\an8}Bienvenue. 344 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:04,480 {\an8}Pardon, hein. 345 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,160 {\an8}-T'inquiĂšte, range pas, on va ken. 346 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:09,520 {\an8}-Quoi ? -Quoi ? 347 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,080 {\an8}-C'est-Ă -dire ? -Toi ? 348 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,800 {\an8}-LĂ , lĂ  ? Rires gĂȘnĂ©s 349 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,520 {\an8}Vrombissement 350 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,640 {\an8}--- 351 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,280 {\an8}Tu te douches, sĂ©rieux ? 352 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,200 {\an8}-Non, c'est... 353 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:20,960 {\an8}l'eau pour la chaudiĂšre. 354 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:24,120 {\an8}--- 355 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,000 {\an8}Tu grossis, gros porc. 356 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:27,880 {\an8}--- 357 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,400 {\an8}-Tu parles tout seul ? 358 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:31,000 {\an8}-C'est l'eau ! 359 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,280 {\an8}(Ta gueule.) 360 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:33,680 {\an8}Le vrombissement faiblit. 361 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,320 {\an8}Non ! Non ! 362 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:36,920 {\an8}Mais non ! 363 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,280 {\an8}Soupir paniquĂ© 364 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,160 {\an8}Mais c'est quoi, cette batterie de merde ? 365 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,320 {\an8}*TĂ©lĂ©vision 366 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:45,640 {\an8}Ca va ? 367 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,960 {\an8}*-Aperçu prĂšs de la belle demeure, 368 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,400 {\an8}*le soir du drame. 369 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:56,600 {\an8}*Un homme d'origine croate dĂ©nommĂ© Mario. 370 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,240 {\an8}*Peut-ĂȘtre le meurtrier. 371 00:16:58,480 --> 00:16:59,960 {\an8}-Tu veux pas mettre un film ? 372 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,840 {\an8}-Mmh ? -Tu veux pas qu'on mette un film ? 373 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:03,920 {\an8}-Mouais, si tu veux. 374 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:06,840 {\an8}*-Son ADN ne correspond pas Ă  celui retrouvĂ©. 375 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,120 {\an8}-Pas le choix. 376 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,000 {\an8}*-Les gendarmes font... 377 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:12,000 {\an8}-Entre deux infanticides, 378 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:13,520 {\an8}elle a fait ça. 379 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,320 {\an8}Musique douce 380 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:20,480 {\an8}DĂ©jĂ , juste quand elle respire, la tension sexuelle est Ă  son max. 381 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,640 {\an8}LĂ , avec un regard, je la foutais en cloque. 382 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:27,840 {\an8}C'Ă©tait le moment de l'embrasser. 383 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,400 {\an8}Donc, j'ai respirĂ© un grand coup. 384 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,480 {\an8}Comme avant de tirer un penalty. 385 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:33,800 {\an8}Et j'y suis allĂ©. 386 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:36,640 {\an8}-Et donc ? 387 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,520 {\an8}-Poteau, madame. 388 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:40,240 {\an8}Elle s'est endormie. 389 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:41,360 {\an8}-Endormie ? 390 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:45,520 {\an8}-Elle avait pas menti. Les tueurs en sĂ©rie, ça l'apaisait. 391 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,040 {\an8}Ca me mettait mal de la laisser sur le canapĂ©, 392 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:51,720 {\an8}mais j'avais peur de la mettre dans mon lit. 393 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,440 {\an8}Ca fait 30 ans que ma stratĂ©gie porte sur l'insistance. 394 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,960 {\an8}En attendant que la personne cĂšde. 395 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:03,520 {\an8}Je vous dis la vĂ©ritĂ©, je sais plus comment faire. 396 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,720 {\an8}-Peut-ĂȘtre qu'une femme qui veut faire passer un message 397 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,240 {\an8}sait comment faire. 398 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,840 {\an8}-Vous voyez, par exemple, 399 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:16,240 {\an8}je sais pas si vous me passez un message. 400 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,000 {\an8}Rire Moi, 401 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,840 {\an8}un simple bonjour, je peux mal l'interprĂ©ter. 402 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:22,560 {\an8}Ca date pas d'hier. 403 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:26,000 {\an8}En primaire, j'Ă©tais amoureux d'une fille, Sabine. 404 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:29,040 {\an8}Je savais pas comment lui dire. Et elle m'a fait coucou. 405 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,560 {\an8}-Ca va, Anis ? 406 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:35,040 {\an8}-Je crois qu'elle me kiffe. -C'est reparti. 407 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,720 {\an8}C'Ă©tait obligĂ©. 408 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,320 {\an8}-Isma a eu une idĂ©e. 409 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:41,600 {\an8}-Regarde. Juste, lis ça. 410 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:44,560 {\an8}-"Est-ce que tu veux sortir avec moi ? 411 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,280 {\an8}"Oui. Yes." Tu es fou, je fais pas ça. 412 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:51,000 {\an8}-Fais-moi confiance. Oui ou yes, tu es gagnant. 413 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,320 {\an8}Musique rap 414 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:57,280 {\an8}-Tu es un malade. 415 00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:00,000 {\an8}Soupir -HĂ©, laisse la magie opĂ©rer. 416 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,920 {\an8}Soupir -HĂ©, laisse la magie opĂ©rer. 417 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,560 {\an8}-Elle a retirĂ© son manteau. 418 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:07,200 {\an8}--- 419 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:08,600 {\an8}-Paulo m'a dit que... 420 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:12,000 {\an8}-Les filles qui ont de l'argent fouillent pas leurs poches. 421 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:13,120 {\an8}-Gros, 422 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,040 {\an8}ça sert Ă  rien. RĂ©cupĂšre-le. 423 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:24,160 {\an8}--- 424 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,080 {\an8}-Doums ! 425 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,400 {\an8}-Ouais ? -Anis fouille les manteaux. 426 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:28,720 {\an8}-ArrĂȘte ! 427 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,120 {\an8}Fous pas le bordel ! 428 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:31,520 {\an8}Rires Voleur, va. 429 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,120 {\an8}-Il s'est fait choper. 430 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:34,880 {\an8}-Fais pas n'importe quoi ! 431 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,600 {\an8}EspĂšce de pourriture, va. 432 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:38,560 {\an8}-J'ai rien fait. 433 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,800 {\an8}--- -J'en peux plus. 434 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,880 {\an8}-Casse les couilles, lui. 435 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:44,400 {\an8}EnculĂ© de ta soeur. 436 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,920 {\an8}-Le lendemain, Paulo m'a rĂ©veillĂ©. 437 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,760 {\an8}Alors, lui, c'est un peu particulier. 438 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,560 {\an8}En fait, c'est pas qu'il est raciste. 439 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,440 {\an8}Lui, il a brevetĂ© le racisme. 440 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,760 {\an8}Il touche des droits d'auteur dessus. 441 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000 {\an8}Son truc, c'est de vanner les juifs. 442 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,160 {\an8}Son truc, c'est de vanner les juifs. 443 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,200 {\an8}Vous voyez ? 444 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,320 {\an8}DĂ©jĂ , parce que c'est interdit. 445 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:08,400 {\an8}Parce que je suis rebeu, donc, dans sa tĂȘte, je suis antisĂ©mite. 446 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,320 {\an8}Il a crĂ©Ă© un truc exceptionnel. 447 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:14,640 {\an8}Il a crĂ©Ă© du racisme dans le racisme. C'est... 448 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,640 {\an8}une inception du racisme. 449 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,120 {\an8}AprĂšs, attention... 450 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,120 {\an8}Je crois pas qu'il... 451 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,360 {\an8}Il pense pas ce qu'il dit. 452 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,400 {\an8}C'est sĂ»r. 453 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,080 {\an8}Vibreur 454 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:26,520 {\an8}AllĂŽ ? *-Ca va, Zoubida ? 455 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,040 {\an8}-Qu'est-ce que tu me veux ? 456 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:29,280 {\an8}*-Je veux ton bien. 457 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:32,360 {\an8}*Tu as postĂ© un truc en anglais. Il y a deux options. 458 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,680 {\an8}*Prof de fitness ou dĂ©pression. Vu ton bide... 459 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,480 {\an8}-Toi, tu me parles de bide ? 460 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,000 {\an8}Vas-y, je te rappelle. 461 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,520 {\an8}Mais non ! 462 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:44,400 {\an8}Sonnette 463 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:47,880 {\an8}CarrĂ©ment, ça espionne. 464 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:51,520 {\an8}-Tu vois, je t'avais dit quoi ? Il s'est inventĂ© une nana. 465 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:55,160 {\an8}-Une meuf a dormi ici cette nuit. Elle m'a laissĂ© un mot. 466 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:56,440 {\an8}Tu crois que je mytho ? 467 00:20:56,680 --> 00:21:00,000 {\an8}-"J'ai dĂ» filer, appelle-moi quand tu es debout. Madeleine." 468 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:00,240 {\an8}-"J'ai dĂ» filer, appelle-moi quand tu es debout. Madeleine." 469 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,520 {\an8}Mais elle doit avoir cent ans. 470 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,720 {\an8}Tu baises des meufs en noir et blanc ? 471 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:06,760 {\an8}-Une Asiate. -Madeleine ? 472 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:07,760 {\an8}-Je te jure. 473 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,240 {\an8}-Asiate ? -Ouais. 474 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,480 {\an8}-Ca se tient, mais c'est plus Sophie. 475 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,000 {\an8}-En deux mots. 476 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,520 {\an8}Ca fait bien Ă©criture de meuf. 477 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:17,280 {\an8}-C'est un faussaire, lui. 478 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,600 {\an8}Il a trafiquĂ© ses fiches de paie. 479 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,000 {\an8}-C'est pas une meuf ? 480 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,160 {\an8}-Une meuf ? 481 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:24,760 {\an8}-Une meuf bonne ! 482 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,960 {\an8}Une meuf soignĂ©e qui prend soin d'elle. 483 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,320 {\an8}Qui se lave, s'Ă©pile et met des tangas. 484 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:30,880 {\an8}Une meuf que tu auras jamais, 485 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:32,280 {\an8}frĂšre. -Prouve-le-nous. 486 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:33,800 {\an8}-Je l'appelle devant toi ? 487 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:34,920 {\an8}-Appelle. -Oui. 488 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,160 {\an8}C'est bon. 489 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,760 {\an8}*TonalitĂ© Ca sonne. 490 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,160 {\an8}PremiĂšre preuve. 491 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,680 {\an8}AllĂŽ ? *-Comment va mon tracteur ? 492 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:44,880 {\an8}-Toi-mĂȘme, le tracteur. 493 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:46,760 {\an8}Je ronfle pas, mytho, va ! 494 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:47,760 {\an8}*-Comme un phacochĂšre. 495 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:48,880 {\an8}(-C'est une fille.) 496 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:50,480 {\an8}-Ben, toi, la nuit, 497 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:51,960 {\an8}tu parles. *-Ah ouais ? 498 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:52,880 {\an8}*J'ai dit quoi ? 499 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:55,240 {\an8}-"Anis, tu es trop beau, trop mignon. 500 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,600 {\an8}"J'aime tes yeux. 501 00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:00,000 {\an8}"Je branle trop bien, j'ai envie de te branler." 502 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:00,840 {\an8}"Je branle trop bien, j'ai envie de te branler." 503 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,400 {\an8}*TonalitĂ© AllĂŽ ? 504 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:03,960 {\an8}AllĂŽ ? 505 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:04,960 {\an8}Ca a coupĂ©. 506 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,920 {\an8}-Jure, tu viens de dire ça ? 507 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,840 {\an8}-Bah, quoi ? Il m'a fait le geste de... 508 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,240 {\an8}-Mais non, j'Ă©tais en mode yes, quoi. 509 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:13,160 {\an8}-En mode yes. 510 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,800 {\an8}-Bah, alors, dis-moi "yes". 511 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,240 {\an8}-Mais... -Dis "yes", toi aussi. 512 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:19,400 {\an8}*-Ca a coupĂ©, excuse-moi. 513 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,640 {\an8}-Non, je t'ai raccrochĂ© Ă  la gueule. 514 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:25,760 {\an8}Soigne un peu ton langage, connard, ma coloc t'entend. 515 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,080 {\an8}*-Tu es en haut-parleur ? 516 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:30,960 {\an8}-Non, je l'ai pas mis. Mais tu parles trĂšs mal et trĂšs fort. 517 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:32,680 {\an8}*-Salut, Madeleine, ça va ? 518 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:33,560 {\an8}-C'est qui ? 519 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,720 {\an8}-Paulo, un pote, oublie. -D'enfance. 520 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:37,120 {\an8}Je connais ses secrets. 521 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:38,440 {\an8}*-Salut, Paulo. 522 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:39,920 {\an8}*-Tu fais quoi ce soir ? 523 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,240 {\an8}-Ce soir, je fais rien... 524 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:45,120 {\an8}Enfin, on peut pas, ma coloc fait shabbat. 525 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:46,440 {\an8}-Shabbat ? 526 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,200 {\an8}(-Ta gueule.) *-Passe demain. 527 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:49,680 {\an8}-Ouais, avec plaisir. 528 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:51,680 {\an8}*Je serai lĂ . *-On sera lĂ . 529 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,280 {\an8}-Tu es le bienvenu, Paulo. 530 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,440 {\an8}Allez, bisou, bonne soirĂ©e. 531 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,280 {\an8}-Tu l'as branlĂ© ? 532 00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:58,560 {\an8}-Mais non. 533 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:00,000 {\an8}Je branle pas comme ça. 534 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,560 {\an8}Je branle pas comme ça. 535 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:03,280 {\an8}Tout le temps. Rire 536 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:05,880 {\an8}-Pas de vannes racistes. 537 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:07,520 {\an8}-Tu me prends pour un animal ? 538 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,080 {\an8}-T'en es un. -Ouais. 539 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:10,840 {\an8}-Vous pensez vraiment ça ? -OUAIS. 540 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,080 {\an8}-Prends la manette, je vais te corriger. 541 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:17,320 {\an8}-Je te prĂ©viens, Ă  la 1re imitation d'Enrico Macias, on se casse. 542 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:19,680 {\an8}-Si tu veux pas que je vienne, je viens pas. 543 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,960 {\an8}-Ne viens pas, on se voit aprĂšs. 544 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,880 {\an8}-Non, non ! Tu es fou, j'abandonne pas un frĂ©rot. 545 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,200 {\an8}Musique intrigante Il sonne. 546 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,040 {\an8}-Si elle demande, je suis comĂ©dien. 547 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,800 {\an8}--- 548 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,480 {\an8}Je vais pas lui dire que je suis au chĂŽmage. 549 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,320 {\an8}-OK, mais je suis prof de self-dĂ©fense. 550 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,720 {\an8}-Tu es optimiste, franchement. 551 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,280 {\an8}*-C'est qui ? -Brigade du chibre. 552 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:42,560 {\an8}-C'est nous. 553 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,720 {\an8}*-Ouais, 6e, porte de droite. -OK. 554 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:45,720 {\an8}-C'est le grenier ? 555 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,440 {\an8}Tu es sĂ»r que c'est pas Anne Frank ? 556 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:49,760 {\an8}-Non, Paulo. 557 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:50,720 {\an8}-Rabat-joie. 558 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,920 {\an8}*Musique douce Il marmonne. 559 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,000 {\an8}(-Merde, elle aussi, elle est fraĂźche !) 560 00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:57,920 {\an8}*--- 561 00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,200 {\an8}*--- Soupir 562 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:00,000 {\an8}-EnchantĂ©e, MaĂ«va. -Anis, enchantĂ©. 563 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,960 {\an8}-EnchantĂ©e, MaĂ«va. -Anis, enchantĂ©. 564 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,040 {\an8}-EnchantĂ©, ladygirl. 565 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:05,640 {\an8}-C'est pas le roi du Maroc. 566 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,280 {\an8}-On t'a dĂ©jĂ  dit que ton pĂšre Ă©tait un voleur ? 567 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,880 {\an8}Il participe Ă  la col... -Hop ! Ravis de te rencontrer. 568 00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:14,040 {\an8}TrĂšs contents. -Moi aussi, ravie. 569 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,880 {\an8}Faites comme chez vous. -Merci. 570 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:18,200 {\an8}*--- 571 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:19,320 {\an8}(-Putain, l'appart.) 572 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:22,240 {\an8}(TĂ©ma l'oseille.) (-Doucement, frĂšre.) 573 00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:24,760 {\an8}(Comme si de rien n'Ă©tait.) 574 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,480 {\an8}(Tu es habituĂ© Ă  ça.) 575 00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,440 {\an8}*--- 576 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:30,320 {\an8}Tu dis pas bonjour ? -On te dĂ©range pas, 577 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,400 {\an8}la dame du CDI ? -Ah, pardon. 578 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,280 {\an8}-SALUT. -Ca va ? 579 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,640 {\an8}-Ca va. -EnchantĂ©. Paulo. 580 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,160 {\an8}-EnchantĂ©e. Madeleine. -Tiens. 581 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,760 {\an8}-Merci. Je les pose lĂ . 582 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,280 {\an8}-J'ai pris des financiers, tu vois ? 583 00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:46,880 {\an8}*--- 584 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:49,040 {\an8}-Vous habitez Paris centre. 585 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,920 {\an8}Et les gens qui habitent ici, en gĂ©nĂ©ral, ça se passe. 586 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,120 {\an8}Au niveau du luxe, de l'argent. Rire 587 00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:57,960 {\an8}-Ah, OK. -On mange quoi ? 588 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,000 {\an8}-J'ai commandĂ© japonais. -Mmh. 589 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:00,640 {\an8}-J'ai commandĂ© japonais. -Mmh. 590 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:02,320 {\an8}-Parfait. -Sushis. 591 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:07,040 {\an8}Mais t'inquiĂšte pas, on les mixera, pour que ça passe entre tes dents, 592 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:08,480 {\an8}Paulo. --- 593 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:09,440 {\an8}-Bonne vanne. 594 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,000 {\an8}*--- --- 595 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,360 {\an8}-Dans l'ensemble, ça s'est bien passĂ©. 596 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,680 {\an8}Au dĂ©but, j'ai regrettĂ© de l'avoir emmenĂ©. 597 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,520 {\an8}Mais, en comparaison, je passais pour un gĂ©nie. 598 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,000 {\an8}Et MaĂ«va aime les mecs toxiques. 599 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,200 {\an8}-Sauce salĂ©e ou sucrĂ©e ? 600 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:25,280 {\an8}--- 601 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:26,680 {\an8}-J'aime bien mĂ©langer. 602 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:28,880 {\an8}Gros mĂ©langeur. 603 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:30,520 {\an8}--- 604 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,080 {\an8}-Paulo, tu fais peur. 605 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,440 {\an8}-On regarde une tĂ©lĂ©rĂ©alitĂ© ? 606 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:38,720 {\an8}-Des gens bizarres qui se font piĂ©tiner Ă  la tĂ©lĂ©. 607 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,600 {\an8}-Ca se voit, c'est des comĂ©diens. 608 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,600 {\an8}-Tu savais qu'Anis Ă©tait comĂ©dien ? 609 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:43,600 {\an8}-Ah bon ? -Hm. 610 00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:45,120 {\an8}-Ouais. Oui... 611 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,400 {\an8}Je vais te dĂ©barrasser. -Trop bien. 612 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,120 {\an8}*TĂ©lĂ©vision 613 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:50,320 {\an8}-On a bien mangĂ©. 614 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,560 {\an8}Qui n'est pas vraiment acteur de sa propre vie ? 615 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,400 {\an8}Regarde Paulo, il est bien raciste. 616 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,400 {\an8}-Ouais, mais moi, je joue pas. 617 00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,000 {\an8}*--- 618 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:00,600 {\an8}*--- 619 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:03,760 {\an8}-Sympa, ma coloc, hein ? 620 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,040 {\an8}-Ouais, trĂšs. 621 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:06,480 {\an8}-Elle t'excite ? -Non. 622 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:07,960 {\an8}-Non, je rigole. 623 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,520 {\an8}-Ils s'entendent bien. 624 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:13,240 {\an8}-Je pense pas que Paulo soit le style de MaĂ«va, mais bon. 625 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:14,480 {\an8}-Le style de personne. 626 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,480 {\an8}-Je suis prof de self-dĂ©fense dans l'Illinois. 627 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:20,320 {\an8}-Prof de quoi ? 628 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:21,480 {\an8}-De self-dĂ©fense. 629 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:25,120 {\an8}Passe au dojo. Je te filerai une licence. 630 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:26,360 {\an8}Sous le manteau. 631 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,440 {\an8}-Tu me montres tes films ? 632 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,200 {\an8}-Je peux t'envoyer des liens. -Des liens ? 633 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:37,400 {\an8}-Sur Internet. -Mmh. 634 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:41,800 {\an8}-Plus en haut. -Mmh. 635 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:43,160 {\an8}*Musique pop 636 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:44,560 {\an8}*--- 637 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,280 {\an8}-Ca vous dit, un Time's Up ? 638 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,000 {\an8}*--- 639 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:52,120 {\an8}-Je voulais plus baiser que mimer un iguane, mais s'il le faut. 640 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,920 {\an8}Allez. -Non, c'est pas du jeu. 641 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,920 {\an8}Anis est comĂ©dien. On va faire action ou vĂ©ritĂ©. 642 00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:00,000 {\an8}-Ca va, on va se coucher. Demain, je me lĂšve tĂŽt, je vais ĂȘtre KO. 643 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:00,680 {\an8}-Ca va, on va se coucher. Demain, je me lĂšve tĂŽt, je vais ĂȘtre KO. 644 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,800 {\an8}-Tu es la plus jeune et tu fais la grand-mĂšre. 645 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:05,880 {\an8}-Pourquoi ? Tu as quel Ăąge ? 646 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:07,440 {\an8}-23. 647 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:09,520 {\an8}-Ans ? 648 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:11,680 {\an8}-23 annĂ©es, ouais. 649 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,600 {\an8}*--- 650 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:15,080 {\an8}-Kids United. 651 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:16,840 {\an8}-Dans sa tĂȘte, elle a le double. 652 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:18,680 {\an8}-Chut, laissons le juge 653 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,880 {\an8}d'application des peines en dĂ©cider. 654 00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:22,960 {\an8}-N'importe quoi. Rires timides 655 00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:28,400 {\an8}-Sept ans d'Ă©cart, c'est problĂ©matique ? 656 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:30,720 {\an8}-Je me raconte 657 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:32,040 {\an8}des histoires ? 658 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,640 {\an8}-Tout le monde s'en raconte. 659 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,160 {\an8}Il en pense quoi, Paulo ? 660 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,240 {\an8}*Musique orientale 661 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:43,400 {\an8}-FrĂšre, sept ans, en Ăąge canin, ça fait qu'un an, ça va. 662 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:45,160 {\an8}*--- 663 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,080 {\an8}-Vous voyez ? -C'est pas tout. 664 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:49,720 {\an8}-MaĂ«va a matĂ© mes biceps toute la soirĂ©e. 665 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,400 {\an8}Bra, bra, bra. 666 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,680 {\an8}Avec MaĂ«va, ça va faire du sale. 667 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,720 {\an8}J'en connais un qui va envahir un nouveau pays. 668 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,280 {\an8}Mon zob. 669 00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:00,000 {\an8}*--- 670 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,920 {\an8}*--- 671 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:04,040 {\an8}-Je vois le genre. Rire amusĂ© 672 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,080 {\an8}Comment vous avez renouĂ© contact ? 673 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,160 {\an8}-On s'est pas calculĂ©s pendant quelques jours. 674 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,080 {\an8}Puis j'ai Ă©tĂ© voir mes parents. 675 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:14,760 {\an8}Musique rythmĂ©e 676 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:20,280 {\an8}--- 677 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:21,240 {\an8}-On tourne. 678 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,120 {\an8}--- 679 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:24,080 {\an8}--- 680 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:24,960 {\an8}-Elle me suit. 681 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:26,360 {\an8}-LĂ , lĂ , lĂ . 682 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:32,000 {\an8}--- 683 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:33,920 {\an8}Mais non ! Anis ! 684 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,120 {\an8}-Sabine. 685 00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:37,840 {\an8}-C'est choquant. Cette nuit, j'ai rĂȘvĂ© de toi. 686 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:39,880 {\an8}-Ah ouais ? -Et lĂ , tu apparais. 687 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,880 {\an8}Ca fait longtemps. Tu as pas changĂ©. 688 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:42,920 {\an8}-Quoi de neuf ? 689 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,640 {\an8}-Toi ? Tu deviens quoi ? 690 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,640 {\an8}Tu fais quoi ? -Je suis comĂ©dien. 691 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:48,480 {\an8}-ComĂ©dien ? SĂ©rieux ? -Ouais. 692 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,200 {\an8}-Genre, tu connais Clooney ? 693 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:51,480 {\an8}-Ouais, vite fait. 694 00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:52,680 {\an8}-Allez ! 695 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,720 {\an8}Parce que vous savez, le monsieur, 696 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,440 {\an8}quand on Ă©tait Ă  l'Ă©cole, il Ă©tait trĂšs amoureux 697 00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:00,000 {\an8}de maman. Rire gĂȘnĂ© 698 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:00,360 {\an8}de maman. Rire gĂȘnĂ© 699 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:01,440 {\an8}-Ils s'appellent comment ? 700 00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:04,280 {\an8}-Bah, on a Brian, on a Sean. VoilĂ . 701 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,640 {\an8}Douglas, et mon petit dernier, ma vie. 702 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,120 {\an8}Leroy. -Sur les doigts. 703 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:09,000 {\an8}-Ouais. 704 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,520 {\an8}Et dis-moi, tu te souviens, 705 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,240 {\an8}au lycĂ©e, tu m'avais offert des roses. 706 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:19,480 {\an8}-C'Ă©tait en 5e, mais ouais. Sabine, c'Ă©tait un plaisir. 707 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,520 {\an8}Je dois y aller. -Juste, tu as pas changĂ© de numĂ©ro ? 708 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:24,840 {\an8}-Euh, si. Si, si. -Si ? 709 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,680 {\an8}Du coup ? -Tape Anis sur Google. 710 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,360 {\an8}Tu auras les infos. -Ce serait sympa 711 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,280 {\an8}d'aller boire un petit verre. 712 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,920 {\an8}-Globalement, j'ai plus trop soif. A l'occase. 713 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,520 {\an8}-OK. -Allez, salut. 714 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:38,600 {\an8}-A bientĂŽt. -A bientĂŽt, ouais. 715 00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:39,960 {\an8}--- 716 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,720 {\an8}-Tu te dĂ©pĂȘches, s'il te plaĂźt, Douglas ! 717 00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,080 {\an8}-Tu sais, pour le fils de Malika ? -Non, quoi ? 718 00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,160 {\an8}-Un diplĂŽme d'ingĂ©nieur financier. 719 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:49,960 {\an8}-Il vend pas de la drogue ? 720 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:51,400 {\an8}-Mais il a un diplĂŽme. 721 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,680 {\an8}-Il ira en enfer avec. -On est invitĂ©s Ă  son mariage. 722 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:55,920 {\an8}-Ben, allez-y. 723 00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:58,280 {\an8}-Ca en est oĂč ? Tes frĂšres sont casĂ©s. 724 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,000 {\an8}-J'ai pas de frĂšres. -Justement. 725 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:00,560 {\an8}-J'ai pas de frĂšres. -Justement. 726 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:01,960 {\an8}Ils rient. -Tu blagues ? 727 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,240 {\an8}--- Ah, c'est marrant. 728 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,280 {\an8}-Non, mais ton pĂšre, Ă  30 ans, il Ă©tait dĂ©jĂ  papa. 729 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:08,840 {\an8}-C'est une autre Ă©poque. 730 00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:10,960 {\an8}-C'est Ă  cause d'Internet. 731 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,080 {\an8}Vous vous rencontrez sur Facebook. 732 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:14,720 {\an8}-Snapchat. -Tu connais ? 733 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:15,880 {\an8}-Tinder. 734 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:16,960 {\an8}-Tu as dit quoi ? 735 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:19,400 {\an8}-Bah, Tinder. 736 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:20,440 {\an8}-Je connais pas. 737 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,520 {\an8}-Mais si, arrĂȘte, tu connais ! 738 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:24,400 {\an8}-Bah non, je connais pas. 739 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,120 {\an8}-Mais explique Ă  ton fils. 740 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,520 {\an8}-Bah, je vais vous expliquer, moi. 741 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,960 {\an8}C'est les sites de rencontres Ă  zebi. 742 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:33,520 {\an8}-Sites de rencontres ? Connais pas. -Quoi ? 743 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,360 {\an8}Tu sais pas installer Netflix. 744 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:37,320 {\an8}Et tu connais ces sites ? 745 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:39,880 {\an8}-Les Arabes ont le Sahara, 746 00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:42,480 {\an8}mais ils gesticulent dans les sables mouvants. 747 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,080 {\an8}-Les jeunes sont des incapables. 748 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:48,520 {\an8}Ta mĂšre, Ă  18 ans, elle accouchait de toi, sans pĂ©ridurale. 749 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:49,520 {\an8}-Sans pĂ©ridurale. 750 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,840 {\an8}-Une guerriĂšre. -Tu m'as eu Ă  18 ans ? 751 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:53,000 {\an8}-Oui. 752 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:54,560 {\an8}-A quel Ăąge, la rencontre ? 753 00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,040 {\an8}-Euh... Raclement de gorge 754 00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,120 {\an8}-Il y a pas d'Ăąge, Anis. -Si, maman. 755 00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,000 {\an8}-Pas d'Ăąge pour l'amour. -Si, si. 756 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:00,280 {\an8}-Pas d'Ăąge pour l'amour. -Si, si. 757 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:03,360 {\an8}-C'est ça, ton problĂšme. -Faites pas semblant de vous aimer. 758 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,040 {\an8}-Je t'arrĂȘte tout de suite. 759 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:08,320 {\an8}Ta mĂšre et moi, on s'est aimĂ©s au 1er regard. Chouchou ? 760 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:09,480 {\an8}Rires -Chouchou ? 761 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:11,040 {\an8}--- -Mais non. 762 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:12,680 {\an8}Il y a pas eu de 1er regard. 763 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:14,360 {\an8}-Attends, info par info. 764 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,320 {\an8}Vous avez 12 ans d'Ă©cart ? -Oui. 765 00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:17,760 {\an8}-DĂ©jĂ , euh... Rire gĂȘnĂ© 766 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,520 {\an8}C'est pas 12, mais 11. Elle est de fin d'annĂ©e. 767 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:24,200 {\an8}-C'est une phrase de pĂ©dophile. -Non, arrĂȘtez, vous deux. 768 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:38,240 {\an8}TĂ©lĂ©phone 769 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,640 {\an8}*-AllĂŽ ? -Wesh, Mohamed Couscous. 770 00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:44,280 {\an8}Quand tu pĂštes, ça mousse ? 771 00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,120 {\an8}-Il y a ma mĂšre. -SĂ©kou, comment ça va ? 772 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:48,480 {\an8}*-A merveille, tata. 773 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:49,640 {\an8}*-Tu veux quoi ? 774 00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:53,160 {\an8}-Je fais une soirĂ©e, ce soir. Tu viens ? Paulo ramĂšne MaĂ«va. 775 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:54,960 {\an8}-Pourquoi il ramĂšne MaĂ«va ? 776 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:58,560 {\an8}*-Si elle voit que tu es un mec bien, elle le dira Ă  Mandoline. 777 00:31:58,800 --> 00:31:59,920 {\an8}-C'est Madeleine ! 778 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,640 {\an8}Je veux pas ĂȘtre avec elle, je veux juste ken. 779 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:04,520 {\an8}-T'inquiĂšte pas, tu vas ken. 780 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,440 {\an8}Il est en marquage sur MaĂ«va. 781 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,400 {\an8}Tu as la ViĂȘt-cong pour toi. 782 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,520 {\an8}4-4-2 losange, poto. Le grand Milan AC. 783 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,520 {\an8}-Je viens pas, c'est mort. -Anis ? 784 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:14,360 {\an8}-Oui ? 785 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,200 {\an8}-Elle s'appelle comment ? 786 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,000 {\an8}-C'est pas du sĂ©rieux, oublie. 787 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,120 {\an8}-Ca fait trois ans que c'est ça. 788 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:23,880 {\an8}Soupir 789 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:28,440 {\an8}Vrombissement 790 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:37,040 {\an8}--- 791 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:38,880 {\an8}-La blonde du McDo a pas rĂ©pondu. 792 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,000 {\an8}-Isma, je l'appelle ou pas ? 793 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,760 {\an8}-Elle va te prendre pour un prĂ©dateur. 794 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,360 {\an8}Tu dois pas paraĂźtre en chien. 795 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,080 {\an8}-Je le suis ! Elle doit absolument savoir ! 796 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,600 {\an8}-Attends. Ca fait deux minutes. Elle va rĂ©pondre. 797 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,840 {\an8}-Et sinon ? -Si elle Ă©tait pas intĂ©ressĂ©e, 798 00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:57,040 {\an8}elle aurait pas rĂ©pondu. 799 00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,360 {\an8}Tu as envoyĂ© "Un vert ?". 800 00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:00,000 {\an8}Tu te rends compte ? Isma rit. 801 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,000 {\an8}Tu te rends compte ? Isma rit. 802 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:02,840 {\an8}-Je sais pas pourquoi je t'en parle. 803 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:06,080 {\an8}Tu as connu que Clara, qui t'a jetĂ© comme une merde. 804 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:15,600 {\an8}Excuse-moi, j'ai exagĂ©rĂ©. 805 00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:18,240 {\an8}-Pas de souci. 806 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,040 {\an8}-C'est un break, vous allez v... 807 00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:22,120 {\an8}-Anis ! 808 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,200 {\an8}Notification 809 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,040 {\an8}Rire 810 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:30,960 {\an8}Tu vois ? 811 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,160 {\an8}La patience du lĂ©opard. -Je rĂ©ponds ? 812 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:34,280 {\an8}-Demain matin. 813 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:35,600 {\an8}-Demain matin ? 814 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:37,000 {\an8}-Oui, rĂ©ponds. 815 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:40,600 {\an8}-LĂ , maintenant ? Je dis quoi ? Que je l'aime ? 816 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:41,760 {\an8}--- 817 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,680 {\an8}"Bonjour, madame. Wallah... 818 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:44,600 {\an8}--- 819 00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:46,520 {\an8}"Je suis amoureux." Rires 820 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,760 {\an8}Je te jure, je me sens bizarre de ouf. 821 00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:51,080 {\an8}-Profites-en. 822 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,120 {\an8}Musique rythmĂ©e 823 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:59,240 {\an8}--- 824 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:00,000 {\an8}--- Notification 825 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,160 {\an8}--- Notification 826 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:05,040 {\an8}--- 827 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:06,200 {\an8}--- --- 828 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:08,280 {\an8}--- Rire 829 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:09,880 {\an8}--- Notification 830 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:11,800 {\an8}--- 831 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:13,560 {\an8}--- Brouhaha 832 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:17,000 {\an8}--- --- 833 00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:18,640 {\an8}-Tu viens d'oĂč comme ça ? 834 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,760 {\an8}-J'Ă©tais avec des meufs. 835 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:21,920 {\an8}-Ah, ouais... 836 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:24,480 {\an8}Elles Ă©taient belles ? 837 00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:25,400 {\an8}-Folles de moi. 838 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:27,800 {\an8}*Musique langoureuse 839 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:32,560 {\an8}*--- 840 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:33,600 {\an8}-L'autre fois, 841 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:34,680 {\an8}j'ai dit 23 ans. 842 00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,240 {\an8}-Ouais. -Tu as un peu bĂ©gayĂ©. 843 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,080 {\an8}Ca va poser un souci pour notre relation ? 844 00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,600 {\an8}-Notre relation ? Genre couple ? 845 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,360 {\an8}-Ouais, genre couple. 846 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,480 {\an8}*--- 847 00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:49,320 {\an8}-Tu veux pas qu'on prenne un peu notre temps ? 848 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:51,960 {\an8}-Ah ouais... -J'aime les femmes indĂ©pendantes. 849 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,000 {\an8}Je fais pas de fausses promesses. 850 00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:55,520 {\an8}-Tu veux juste me ken ? 851 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:56,920 {\an8}-Non, rien Ă  voir. 852 00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:58,720 {\an8}-Tu es trĂšs couple ? -A fond. 853 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:00,000 {\an8}Les week-ends Ă  Walibi. 854 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:00,320 {\an8}Les week-ends Ă  Walibi. 855 00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:02,280 {\an8}-Bon couple, ça. -Tout ça, tout ça. 856 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:03,760 {\an8}J'adore les meufs. -Ah oui ? 857 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,640 {\an8}-J'adore les meufs ! Rire 858 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:06,880 {\an8}*--- Vibreur 859 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,240 {\an8}-Ah, pardon, excuse-moi. Attends. (-Je t'en prie.) 860 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,080 {\an8}-Ah, merde. DĂ©solĂ©e. 861 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:12,880 {\an8}AllĂŽ ? Oui. 862 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:14,480 {\an8}Demain ? 863 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:16,080 {\an8}Eh ouais, demain. 864 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:17,880 {\an8}Non, je serai lĂ , Ă©videmment. 865 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,320 {\an8}Les grĂšves, j'ai anticipĂ©, t'inquiĂšte. 866 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,360 {\an8}Bisous, Ă  demain. 867 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:23,400 {\an8}Merde ! 868 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:24,680 {\an8}*--- 869 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:25,760 {\an8}Je suis trop conne. 870 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,600 {\an8}C'est l'anniversaire de ma mĂšre demain. 871 00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,080 {\an8}Avec la grĂšve, pas de trains. 872 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:30,960 {\an8}*--- Soupir 873 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:33,040 {\an8}-Elle est pas morte ? 874 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,960 {\an8}-Ma mĂšre adoptive. -Ah oui, adoptive. Pardon. 875 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:37,560 {\an8}*--- 876 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,920 {\an8}-Faites chier, les Français, avec vos grĂšves. 877 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,720 {\an8}-Tu es pas française ? 878 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:43,720 {\an8}-Non, suisse. GenĂšve. 879 00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,480 {\an8}*--- 880 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:48,040 {\an8}Il y aura plus de vol, j'en aurai pas. 881 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:49,160 {\an8}Putain ! 882 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:50,680 {\an8}*--- 883 00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:51,800 {\an8}*--- Elle rĂąle. 884 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,160 {\an8}*--- 885 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:55,120 {\an8}-Je te dĂ©pose ? 886 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:56,720 {\an8}*--- 887 00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:58,600 {\an8}Musique entraĂźnante 888 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,000 {\an8}--- 889 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:11,360 {\an8}--- 890 00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,480 {\an8}Je me suis retrouvĂ© Ă  faire le taxi 891 00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:15,760 {\an8}pour une nana que j'avais pas embrassĂ©e. 892 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:20,200 {\an8}On roulait depuis deux heures, j'avais Ă©puisĂ© tous les sujets. 893 00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:24,040 {\an8}Elle a commencĂ© Ă  parler d'art, de politique, d'Ă©cologie... 894 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:28,040 {\an8}Je pensais draguer de la coiffeuse, je me retrouvais avec Marie Curie. 895 00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:30,240 {\an8}-Tu as kiffĂ© 1984 de George Orwell ? 896 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:32,520 {\an8}-J'ai adorĂ©, mais surtout le 2e, 1985. 897 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:33,680 {\an8}--- Rire 898 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,960 {\an8}Pour pas faire teubĂ©, j'ai appliquĂ© la formule 899 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,520 {\an8}pour pas que ça se sache : 900 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:42,480 {\an8}fermer sa gueule, plus hocher la tĂȘte, multiplier par yeux plissĂ©s. 901 00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:44,760 {\an8}Astuce : si vous vous mordez la lĂšvre, 902 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,640 {\an8}elle peut croire que vous rĂ©flĂ©chissez. 903 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:48,520 {\an8}Ah, ouais. C'est fou, ça. 904 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,320 {\an8}-Qu'est-ce qui te fait vraiment peur ? 905 00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,920 {\an8}-Bah, rien. Franchement... rien. 906 00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:01,080 {\an8}-Rien ? 907 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,520 {\an8}Impossible, tout le monde a peur d'un truc. 908 00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:04,960 {\an8}Ca peut ĂȘtre... 909 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,040 {\an8}les rats, les fantĂŽmes, la mort. 910 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,560 {\an8}Ca peut ĂȘtre plein de trucs. Mais on a peur d'un truc. 911 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:15,800 {\an8}-Tout le monde 912 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:17,200 {\an8}a peur de quelque chose. 913 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,200 {\an8}Toi, tu as peur de rien ? 914 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,600 {\an8}-Moi, les gars, c'est... les nains. 915 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,760 {\an8}-Ah, bah, voilĂ  ! Moi aussi. Tout le monde en a peur. 916 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,320 {\an8}C'est vrai ou pas ? 917 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:27,280 {\an8}Paulo, et toi ? 918 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:28,760 {\an8}-L'immigration. 919 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,640 {\an8}Rires 920 00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:33,200 {\an8}--- 921 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:34,560 {\an8}-Et toi, Isma ? 922 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:37,360 {\an8}Commence pas avec tes dictons, les gnous... 923 00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:39,240 {\an8}Je sais pas quoi, les crocos. 924 00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:41,760 {\an8}-Quand l'Ă©lĂ©phant dort... 925 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,040 {\an8}Ils rĂąlent. -Je vous en supplie, 926 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:45,040 {\an8}Ă©teignez Mufasa. 927 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:46,360 {\an8}Allez, hop ! 928 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:48,000 {\an8}C'est prĂȘt. Bon app', les morfals. 929 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,600 {\an8}-C'est quoi, ces guezmer ? 930 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:52,040 {\an8}On dirait les doigts Ă  Isma. 931 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:53,480 {\an8}Rires 932 00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:56,000 {\an8}-Anis, dans tes peurs, il y a les meufs. 933 00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:58,920 {\an8}--- 934 00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:00,000 {\an8}-Ca y est, 935 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:00,640 {\an8}-Ca y est, 936 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:01,880 {\an8}arrĂȘtez de le vanner. 937 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:03,200 {\an8}-Non, ça va. 938 00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:04,800 {\an8}-ArrĂȘte de le protĂ©ger. 939 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:06,440 {\an8}-ProtĂ©ger quoi ? Ferme-la ! 940 00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,320 {\an8}J'ai dit, arrĂȘte de le vanner. 941 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:10,600 {\an8}Compris ? 942 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:11,800 {\an8}-Isma. 943 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:13,280 {\an8}-Je t'ai dit, tranquille. 944 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:17,960 {\an8}-Comment ça, tranquille ? 945 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,240 {\an8}Depuis que sa meuf est partie, il est tendu. 946 00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,640 {\an8}On peut rien dire. ArrĂȘte de faire le fragile. 947 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:24,760 {\an8}HĂ©, poto... -Ta gueule ! 948 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,480 {\an8}Il gĂ©mit. -Mais arrĂȘte ! 949 00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:29,320 {\an8}GĂ©missements de rage -Isma, c'est bon, arrĂȘte. 950 00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,400 {\an8}-Vas-y ! -LĂąche-moi ! 951 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:33,000 {\an8}LĂąche-moi. Nique ta mĂšre ! 952 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:34,800 {\an8}Fils de pute, va ! 953 00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:37,480 {\an8}Vas-y, lĂąche-moi, lĂąche-moi. C'est bon. 954 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,360 {\an8}Soupir gĂȘnĂ© -Les maisons hantĂ©es, ça fait peur. 955 00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,320 {\an8}-L'humour est un pansement. 956 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,520 {\an8}Ca soigne pas une hĂ©morragie interne. 957 00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,840 {\an8}Musique rythmĂ©e -Dans l'ensemble, ça allait. 958 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,880 {\an8}On a jouĂ© Ă  arrĂȘter de respirer en passant sous un pont. 959 00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:11,760 {\an8}Ni oui, ni non. -Tu es un homme ? 960 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:12,680 {\an8}-Qui vous le dit ? 961 00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:14,080 {\an8}-Ta pointure ? 962 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:15,040 {\an8}-Oui. Rires 963 00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,360 {\an8}Les Post-its. Des trucs de gosses, quoi. 964 00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:18,880 {\an8}-Je suis une meuf ? -Toi ? 965 00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:20,960 {\an8}-Ouais. -Bah, ouais, ouais. Ah, non ! 966 00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:25,080 {\an8}--- 967 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:26,880 {\an8}-J'ai une derniĂšre confession. 968 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:28,600 {\an8}-Oh, arrĂȘte avec ça, lĂ  ! 969 00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:32,880 {\an8}Si c'est une anecdote de CM2 oĂč tu sonnes et que tu pars en courant... 970 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:35,360 {\an8}Ca m'intĂ©resse pas. -Rien Ă  voir. 971 00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:36,920 {\an8}C'est sur nous. 972 00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,640 {\an8}J'ai dit Ă  mon pĂšre que je venais avec mon mec. 973 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:43,760 {\an8}Elle rit. 974 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,760 {\an8}-Jure sur la vie de ta mĂšre que tu as dit ça. 975 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,280 {\an8}-ArrĂȘte, je suis adoptĂ©e. 976 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:48,320 {\an8}-J'oublie toujours. 977 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:49,320 {\an8}Excuse-moi. 978 00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:50,160 {\an8}Du coup, 979 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:51,240 {\an8}on est ensemble depuis quand ? 980 00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,200 {\an8}-Je sais pas. J'ai dit six mois. 981 00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:55,840 {\an8}-Six mois ! Putain, tu es folle, en fait. 982 00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:57,640 {\an8}En six mois, tu fais des enfants. 983 00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,520 {\an8}-C'est neuf mois, une grossesse. 984 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:00,000 {\an8}-Ca dĂ©pend des mammifĂšres, dĂ©bile ! 985 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,920 {\an8}-Ca dĂ©pend des mammifĂšres, dĂ©bile ! 986 00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:03,400 {\an8}Je suis ton ex de taule ? 987 00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,120 {\an8}-Mais non ! Ils le connaissent pas. Ca va. 988 00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:08,880 {\an8}Au point oĂč on en est, ça va. 989 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:10,120 {\an8}Non ? 990 00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:13,920 {\an8}Bah ? 991 00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,120 {\an8}Donc lĂ , tu me calcules pas ? 992 00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:18,880 {\an8}Mais c'est incroyable, ça ! 993 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:20,560 {\an8}HĂ© ! 994 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:24,120 {\an8}-Putain, tu m'as fait peur. Tiens, occupe-toi du GPS. 995 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,720 {\an8}-Mais pourquoi tu me calcules pas, lĂ  ? 996 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:29,680 {\an8}-Je te calcule. Qu'est-ce qu'il y a ? 997 00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:32,320 {\an8}-Anis, je suis qui, pour toi ? 998 00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:34,880 {\an8}-Tu es qui pour moi ? Balbutiement 999 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:36,960 {\an8}--- C'est toi qui dĂ©cides. 1000 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,440 {\an8}-Fais des phrases, Anis. 1001 00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:41,600 {\an8}Tu es au courant qu'on est pas qu'amis ? 1002 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,920 {\an8}-Je sais. J'ai jamais voulu baiser Paulo. 1003 00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:44,960 {\an8}-Quoi ? 1004 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,120 {\an8}-C'est une blague. Rigole. 1005 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:49,800 {\an8}C'est juste que je... Balbutiement 1006 00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:52,040 {\an8}J'ai pas envie de te brusquer. 1007 00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,080 {\an8}-Mais personne brusque personne, lĂ . 1008 00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:56,320 {\an8}Non ? 1009 00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:59,120 {\an8}-Tes chips, c'est mĂȘme pas halal. 1010 00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:00,000 {\an8}-C'est que des arĂŽmes. -Va dire ça Ă  Dieu. 1011 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,840 {\an8}-C'est que des arĂŽmes. -Va dire ça Ă  Dieu. 1012 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,080 {\an8}Musique douce 1013 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:13,880 {\an8}--- 1014 00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:15,360 {\an8}-SĂ©rieux, Guy Georges ? -Quoi ? 1015 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:16,760 {\an8}-De garder les yeux ouverts. 1016 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:17,800 {\an8}-En mĂȘme temps. 1017 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,160 {\an8}-Non, toi avant. 1018 00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:20,280 {\an8}-Non, en mĂȘme temps. 1019 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:21,600 {\an8}On peut vĂ©rifier. 1020 00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:25,040 {\an8}-T'es dĂ©gueu ! On fait un poutou et tu bandes ? 1021 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:26,520 {\an8}--- Rire 1022 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,040 {\an8}-Les cheveux lisses, ça m'excite. Rires 1023 00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:30,160 {\an8}Notification 1024 00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:33,280 {\an8}-C'est qui ? 1025 00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:36,080 {\an8}-Une vieille meuf du quartier. -Non. 1026 00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:39,120 {\an8}Elle t'envoie des messages au milieu de la nuit ? 1027 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:42,040 {\an8}-Tu veux que je te montre ? 1028 00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:44,840 {\an8}-ArrĂȘte ! Tu m'as dit que tu Ă©tais avec des meufs. 1029 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,240 {\an8}-C'Ă©tait pour rigoler. Pour te manipuler. Pour que tu m'aimes. 1030 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,000 {\an8}Elle est tarĂ©e, d'oĂč elle a mon numĂ©ro. 1031 00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:55,360 {\an8}Je te montre des photos. Tu vas rire. Elle doit avoir Facebook. 1032 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:56,440 {\an8}Regarde. 1033 00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:58,520 {\an8}Rire -Ca va. 1034 00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:00,000 {\an8}-Non, mais ça va pas ! 1035 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:00,040 {\an8}-Non, mais ça va pas ! 1036 00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:03,600 {\an8}Elle... cĂ©libataire, quatre gosses. Quatre, c'est beaucoup. 1037 00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:04,880 {\an8}Un petit marcassin. 1038 00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:08,120 {\an8}-Tu es horrible, j'aime pas. -C'est elle qui est horrible. 1039 00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:09,680 {\an8}Gilet jaune, dĂ©solĂ©. 1040 00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:10,960 {\an8}-Et alors ? -Alors ! 1041 00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:12,480 {\an8}Je baise pas avec un camion. 1042 00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:14,640 {\an8}-Qui me dit que tu aimes pas les rondeurs ? 1043 00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:16,200 {\an8}-Moi peut-ĂȘtre ? 1044 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:17,880 {\an8}-Tu es grossophobe ? 1045 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:19,600 {\an8}-Non, c'est juste que... 1046 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,960 {\an8}Je veux pas d'une meuf qui me bat. 1047 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,200 {\an8}-Tu crois que tu me bats ? 1048 00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:27,840 {\an8}-Madeleine. Je te nique Ă  la bagarre. 1049 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,600 {\an8}Rire 1050 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:31,840 {\an8}Rires 1051 00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:34,160 {\an8}Rire -Corps-Ă -corps, vas-y, viens. 1052 00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:35,960 {\an8}-Qu'est-ce que tu fais ? -Viens ! 1053 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,960 {\an8}On va vraiment faire ça lĂ  ? -Oui, vraiment. 1054 00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,920 {\an8}EnlĂšve ton pull, la capuche, ça va pas t'aider. 1055 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:43,680 {\an8}-Oui, Van Damme. Elle souffle. 1056 00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:47,080 {\an8}Appelle pas les flics aprĂšs, genre, je porte plainte ! 1057 00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:49,600 {\an8}-J'ai fait huit ans de jujitsu brĂ©silien. 1058 00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:50,480 {\an8}-C'est beaucoup. 1059 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:51,520 {\an8}-C'est beaucoup. 1060 00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:53,960 {\an8}-Je vais mĂȘme pas utiliser mon bras gauche. 1061 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:57,360 {\an8}-On va faire mieux que ça. Le 1er qui tape trois fois... 1062 00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:58,520 {\an8}il paie l'essence. 1063 00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:00,000 {\an8}-Je comptais pas payer. J'ai pas d'oseille. 1064 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,160 {\an8}-Je comptais pas payer. J'ai pas d'oseille. 1065 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,200 {\an8}Rire -Tu as peur. Couille molle. 1066 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:04,480 {\an8}-Je vais te mordre. 1067 00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:06,080 {\an8}Musique rythmĂ©e 1068 00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,240 {\an8}--- 1069 00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:09,120 {\an8}Oh ! 1070 00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:11,000 {\an8}--- 1071 00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:11,920 {\an8}--- Il gĂ©mit. 1072 00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:13,320 {\an8}--- --- 1073 00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:14,440 {\an8}ArrĂȘte, s'il te plaĂźt. 1074 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:16,400 {\an8}-Ta gueule, clochard ! --- 1075 00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,600 {\an8}-C'est bon, c'est bon. ArrĂȘte, s'il te plaĂźt. 1076 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:21,280 {\an8}-Dis donc, 1077 00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:22,360 {\an8}c'Ă©tait du rapide. 1078 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:23,320 {\an8}Cri Oh ! 1079 00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:24,400 {\an8}Pardon, pardon ! 1080 00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:25,760 {\an8}Soupir horrifiĂ© 1081 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:26,840 {\an8}-DĂ©solĂ©e ! 1082 00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,000 {\an8}-Tu es une malade ! -Je te jure, 1083 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:31,040 {\an8}j'ai pas fait exprĂšs. -Du vrai sang ! 1084 00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,200 {\an8}-Je suis dĂ©solĂ©e. -Putain ! 1085 00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:36,760 {\an8}"Cruisin to the Park" (Durand Hones & The Indications) 1086 00:43:37,000 --> 00:44:00,000 {\an8}--- 1087 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:11,040 {\an8}--- 1088 00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:12,880 {\an8}Vibreur Merde. 1089 00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:14,800 {\an8}--- --- 1090 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:15,680 {\an8}AllĂŽ ? 1091 00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,960 {\an8}-C'est MaĂ«va. Ca va ? *-Ca va, et toi ? 1092 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,720 {\an8}*Tu veux Madeleine ? -Non, c'est autre chose. 1093 00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:22,960 {\an8}-Quoi ? Paulo t'a demandĂ© en mariage ? 1094 00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,600 {\an8}*-Ouais, un peu. -Quoi ? Tu es sĂ©rieuse ? 1095 00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:26,720 {\an8}*Je rigolais. -Ouais. 1096 00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:27,840 {\an8}*-C'est un ouf. 1097 00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:31,760 {\an8}-Il est Ă  fond sur la 2e Guerre mondiale ? Hier, on s'est vus. 1098 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,840 {\an8}Avant de me dĂ©poser, il a mis son GPS sur Munich. 1099 00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,400 {\an8}Il doit "laver mon honneur" 1100 00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:38,160 {\an8}*avant de demander ma main. 1101 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:39,240 {\an8}-Ah ouais ? 1102 00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:41,040 {\an8}*-Il a fait de la prison ? 1103 00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:42,000 {\an8}-Paulo ? *-Ouais. 1104 00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:45,360 {\an8}-Euh, ouais, il a fait, il a fait. Ouais, c'est vrai. 1105 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:46,680 {\an8}-Ah, trop cool ! 1106 00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,080 {\an8}*-Mais pourquoi ? 1107 00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:49,840 {\an8}-Non, mais comme ça. 1108 00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:51,560 {\an8}*Musique pop 1109 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:55,280 {\an8}*--- 1110 00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:57,960 {\an8}-La musique, la musique. *On baisse le volume. 1111 00:44:58,200 --> 00:44:58,840 {\an8}Bah, alors ? 1112 00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:00,000 {\an8}Ca planifie un attentat en Suisse ? 1113 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,400 {\an8}Ca planifie un attentat en Suisse ? 1114 00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:05,120 {\an8}*-Ouais. En rentrant au placard, mets ton portable dans ton cul. 1115 00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:06,240 {\an8}-Elle t'a appelĂ© ? 1116 00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:08,480 {\an8}*-Evidemment. Pourquoi tu as dit ça ? 1117 00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:11,680 {\an8}-J'en sais rien. Les meufs kiffent les voyous, selon Closer. 1118 00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:15,080 {\an8}-Voyou ? En 3e, tu t'es fait niquer par une sixiĂšme. 1119 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:17,680 {\an8}-Elle Ă©tait noire ! *-La seule solution, 1120 00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:20,680 {\an8}*c'est dire que tu Ă©tais bourrĂ©. -C'Ă©tait ce matin. 1121 00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:22,160 {\an8}-Comment ça, ce matin ? 1122 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:23,960 {\an8}Attends, vous avez baisĂ© ? 1123 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:25,440 {\an8}*-Bah, ouais. 1124 00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:28,360 {\an8}-Vous avez baisĂ©, baisĂ© ? 1125 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,160 {\an8}-Avec la bite. Comme sur Internet. Pourquoi ? 1126 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:32,840 {\an8}*-Je te l'ai prĂ©sentĂ©e. 1127 00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,360 {\an8}Attends que je ken sa copine, poto ! 1128 00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,000 {\an8}-J'aurais dĂ» demander ton autorisation ? 1129 00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:39,760 {\an8}*Vraiment ? 1130 00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:43,920 {\an8}-Je vais t'appuyer auprĂšs de Madeleine. 1131 00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,160 {\an8}*-Question. Tu t'y connais en prison ? 1132 00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:47,280 {\an8}-Non, pourquoi ? 1133 00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:50,760 {\an8}-Les Arabes font des allers-retours, c'est votre Center Parcs. 1134 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,760 {\an8}Je pensais que tu en avais fait. 1135 00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,520 {\an8}Qui en a fait ? *-Je sais pas, Paulo. 1136 00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:56,360 {\an8}-DOUMS ! 1137 00:45:56,760 --> 00:46:00,000 {\an8}-C'est pas la peine. On l'a pas vu depuis trois ans. 1138 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:00,360 {\an8}-C'est pas la peine. On l'a pas vu depuis trois ans. 1139 00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:03,320 {\an8}Il est pas venu Ă  l'enterrement d'Isma. 1140 00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,600 {\an8}-Justement, c'est le moment. *-Je sais pas. 1141 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:08,240 {\an8}-Mmh. *-Bon, vas-y, Paulo. 1142 00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,560 {\an8}-Tu peux remettre ta Soca Dance. 1143 00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:16,520 {\an8}-Alors, Doums, 1144 00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:18,520 {\an8}c'est un grand du quartier. 1145 00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,240 {\an8}Il a fait de la taule pour faux et usage de faux. 1146 00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,920 {\an8}Comme il a son BAFA, ils lui ont filĂ© la MJC. 1147 00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:27,480 {\an8}Il nous sortait, ça Ă©vitait l'ennui et les conneries. 1148 00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:29,840 {\an8}Mais depuis qu'Isma est parti... 1149 00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:31,720 {\an8}on l'a plus revu. 1150 00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:34,080 {\an8}Vibreur 1151 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:36,160 {\an8}AllĂŽ ? *-AllĂŽ, Anis ? 1152 00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:38,080 {\an8}-Pardon, c'est qui ? 1153 00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:39,240 {\an8}*-C'est Doums. 1154 00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:40,160 {\an8}-Doums ? 1155 00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:43,240 {\an8}-Tu te souviens quand tu t'es chiĂ© dessus ? 1156 00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:45,040 {\an8}-Ouais, je me rappelle. 1157 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,840 {\an8}*-Dis-moi, Paulo m'a dit que tu Ă©tais en Suisse. 1158 00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:50,200 {\an8}-Ouais, mais cĂŽtĂ© belge, lĂ . 1159 00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:51,760 {\an8}-J'ai besoin d'un service. 1160 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,960 {\an8}Il me faut 10 kg de tabac Ă  chicha. 1161 00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,000 {\an8}*Tu peux m'avancer ? -Je peux pas. 1162 00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:57,600 {\an8}-Merci, tu es au top. 1163 00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:59,600 {\an8}*Je t'envoie l'adresse. 1164 00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:00,000 {\an8}Merci, tu es une bombe, change pas. 1165 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,320 {\an8}Merci, tu es une bombe, change pas. 1166 00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:04,040 {\an8}Soupir 1167 00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:07,600 {\an8}--- 1168 00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,760 {\an8}-C'est quoi, cette vie nulle ? 1169 00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,120 {\an8}-Tu donneras ça Ă  ma mĂšre. 1170 00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:19,360 {\an8}-Donne-lui, toi. 1171 00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:21,720 {\an8}-Elle sera contente que ça vienne de toi. 1172 00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:26,880 {\an8}-Oh ! Wow, wow, wow, wow ! Putain ! 1173 00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:30,760 {\an8}Evasion fiscale, traite nĂ©griĂšre. Rire 1174 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,680 {\an8}Ils se font pas chier. Ils paient combien le loyer ? 1175 00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:36,600 {\an8}-Ah oui, pardon, j'ai oubliĂ©. Tu es pauvre. 1176 00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:39,520 {\an8}Ils paient pas de loyer, ils sont propriĂ©taires. 1177 00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:42,480 {\an8}C'est un concept que je t'expliquerai plus tard. 1178 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,120 {\an8}Musique douce Brouhaha 1179 00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,640 {\an8}--- --- 1180 00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:48,800 {\an8}-Ils sont tous en blanc. 1181 00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:49,760 {\an8}Quel dĂ©lire ? 1182 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,400 {\an8}-Mon pĂšre, au dĂ©but, il est trĂšs froid. 1183 00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:55,000 {\an8}Mais quand il ouvre sa carapace, ça va, OK ? 1184 00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:56,480 {\an8}Pense Ă  le vouvoyer. 1185 00:47:56,720 --> 00:47:58,240 {\an8}-Et je le suce, aussi ? 1186 00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:00,000 {\an8}-Non, non. -Je vais le sucer de ouf. 1187 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:00,680 {\an8}-Non, non. -Je vais le sucer de ouf. 1188 00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:02,960 {\an8}Bonjour, monsieur. -La plus belle ! 1189 00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:04,000 {\an8}Rire Ca va, ma puce ? 1190 00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:06,360 {\an8}-Bonjour, papa. -Tu sens bon, lĂ . 1191 00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:08,480 {\an8}Ma princesse. -Merci. 1192 00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:10,600 {\an8}-Bonjour, enchantĂ©. 1193 00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:11,880 {\an8}-Salut. 1194 00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:14,440 {\an8}(-ArrĂȘte.) -Je suis... 1195 00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:19,880 {\an8}-Tu connais pas ton prĂ©nom ? C'est marquĂ© sur ta carte d'identitĂ©. 1196 00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:23,280 {\an8}-C'est le garçon dont j'ai parlĂ©. C'est Anis. 1197 00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:24,920 {\an8}-Sa prĂ©sence est requise ? 1198 00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:28,080 {\an8}-C'est offensant, mais je peux y aller, je comprends. 1199 00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:30,600 {\an8}-Non, mais c'est pas un camp de migrants. 1200 00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:31,560 {\an8}-Pardon ? 1201 00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,000 {\an8}-Pas un camp de migrants. 1202 00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:35,680 {\an8}On est chez les classes. La haute bourgeoisie. 1203 00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:37,400 {\an8}Tu viens en bagnole ? 1204 00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:40,360 {\an8}Ca me plaĂźt qu'Ă  moitiĂ©. C'est dangereux, non ? 1205 00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:42,560 {\an8}On est pas chez les kamikazes. 1206 00:48:43,720 --> 00:48:44,600 {\an8}Rire 1207 00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:48,080 {\an8}--- 1208 00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:49,200 {\an8}-Pourquoi tu ris ? 1209 00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:51,400 {\an8}-Oh, pardon. Oui, des barres ! 1210 00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:52,600 {\an8}Oh, MDR ! 1211 00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:53,920 {\an8}--- 1212 00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:57,440 {\an8}Pardon. C'est un jeu entre nous. -C'est une blague ? 1213 00:48:57,680 --> 00:48:59,000 {\an8}-Pour gĂȘner les gens. 1214 00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:00,000 {\an8}Si tu avais vu ta tĂȘte. -Je suis parti en live. 1215 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,160 {\an8}Si tu avais vu ta tĂȘte. -Je suis parti en live. 1216 00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:03,680 {\an8}Freestyle total. -Oui. 1217 00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:06,440 {\an8}Il aurait mis ses doigts dans ta bouche, t'aurais rien dit. 1218 00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:07,600 {\an8}-Je le fais. -Vas-y. 1219 00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:09,680 {\an8}-Et bim ! -C'est bon. 1220 00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:11,320 {\an8}-Allez, viens. -Je viens. 1221 00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:13,520 {\an8}*Musique douce Charabia 1222 00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:15,960 {\an8}--- --- 1223 00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:16,840 {\an8}-C'est vrai. 1224 00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,320 {\an8}-Elle est enchantĂ©e de te rencontrer. 1225 00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:21,520 {\an8}Le copain mystĂ©rieux. -OK. 1226 00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:22,440 {\an8}-C'est ça ? 1227 00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:23,760 {\an8}-Moi aussi, enchantĂ©. 1228 00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:25,400 {\an8}Joyeux anniversaire. 1229 00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:27,160 {\an8}-Oh. --- 1230 00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:29,760 {\an8}--- --- 1231 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:30,600 {\an8}--- Rire 1232 00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,480 {\an8}-Tu es mignon et elle regrette 1233 00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:33,720 {\an8}de m'avoir Ă©pousĂ©. 1234 00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:34,680 {\an8}-Ah. 1235 00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:36,120 {\an8}-Elle a pas dit ça. 1236 00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:38,160 {\an8}-C'est sous-jacent, mais c'est ça. 1237 00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:39,680 {\an8}-C'est sous-jacent. 1238 00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:42,160 {\an8}-Pff. On va Ă  table. 1239 00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:43,360 {\an8}(-Pars pas.) 1240 00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:48,200 {\an8}-Tu joues un double jeu, DorothĂ©e. 1241 00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:50,160 {\an8}Elle a fait des AVC 1242 00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:53,160 {\an8}et elle a cumulĂ© avec une paralysie faciale. 1243 00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:56,800 {\an8}Mauvaise chirurgie esthĂ©tique par-dessus. Champ de mines. 1244 00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:58,000 {\an8}-Ouais, affreux. 1245 00:49:58,240 --> 00:49:58,960 {\an8}-Mmh. 1246 00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:00,000 {\an8}Profites-en pour frotter ton pansement, il est dĂ©gueulasse. 1247 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,840 {\an8}Profites-en pour frotter ton pansement, il est dĂ©gueulasse. 1248 00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:04,680 {\an8}-Je viens de le faire. 1249 00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:06,400 {\an8}-Il pue. Tout le monde le dit. 1250 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:07,680 {\an8}-J'y vais. 1251 00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:09,240 {\an8}*--- 1252 00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:10,400 {\an8}-Mmh. 1253 00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:11,920 {\an8}Il rĂ©siste. 1254 00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:13,160 {\an8}*--- 1255 00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:16,640 {\an8}-Les dĂźners de famille, ça me fout le cafard. 1256 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:18,320 {\an8}Je déçois dĂ©jĂ  la mienne. 1257 00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:20,400 {\an8}Si, en plus, faut dĂ©cevoir les autres. 1258 00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:21,800 {\an8}J'ai presque rien prononcĂ©. 1259 00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:25,880 {\an8}C'est gĂȘnant, les anecdotes oĂč tu Ă©tais pas lĂ . 1260 00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:27,440 {\an8}Il faut faire semblant. 1261 00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:29,240 {\an8}Charabia 1262 00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,040 {\an8}-Je comprends rien. Rire 1263 00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:32,000 {\an8}-Ouah ! 1264 00:50:32,240 --> 00:50:33,000 {\an8}Salut Ă  tous. 1265 00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:34,280 {\an8}-Coucou ! -Ca va ? 1266 00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:35,160 {\an8}-La plus belle. 1267 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:36,080 {\an8}-Coucou ! 1268 00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:37,200 {\an8}Ma soeur. -Ta soeur ? 1269 00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:39,400 {\an8}-Ouais. -Tu en as une ? T'as une soeur, OK. 1270 00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:41,520 {\an8}-Coucou ! Ca va, ma chĂ©rie ? 1271 00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:43,400 {\an8}-Tu m'as manquĂ©. Madeleine rit. 1272 00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:44,480 {\an8}J'ai trop la dalle. 1273 00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:47,040 {\an8}-Quelle crĂ©ature ! Rire 1274 00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:48,840 {\an8}-Bonsoir. 1275 00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:51,720 {\an8}Hop lĂ  ! Oh, ça a l'air trop bon ! 1276 00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:53,920 {\an8}-Elle est incroyable. -Mmh. 1277 00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:56,360 {\an8}-J'ai misĂ© sur le mauvais cheval. -Horrible ! 1278 00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:58,800 {\an8}-Regarde comme elle est belle. -Pas faux. 1279 00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:00,000 {\an8}Elle est transgenre. 1280 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:00,400 {\an8}Elle est transgenre. 1281 00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:02,600 {\an8}-Transgenre ? -Mmh. 1282 00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:06,400 {\an8}(-Elle a une plus grosse bite que moi.) 1283 00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:07,240 {\an8}Rire 1284 00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:09,280 {\an8}-Pourquoi vous riez ? 1285 00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:10,120 {\an8}--- 1286 00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:11,280 {\an8}-Pardon. -Non, rien. 1287 00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:12,360 {\an8}-C'est parce que 1288 00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:14,440 {\an8}Anis a jamais vu de transgenre, 1289 00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:15,880 {\an8}donc, il est surpris. 1290 00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:16,880 {\an8}Il est choquĂ©. 1291 00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:19,160 {\an8}-Un problĂšme ? 1292 00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:21,320 {\an8}-Ca te pose un problĂšme ? Elle rĂ©pĂšte. 1293 00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:23,080 {\an8}-Hein ? 1294 00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:25,720 {\an8}Le regard d'un homme qui s'est fait flasher. 1295 00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:28,680 {\an8}Et moi, plus je panique, plus je creuse ma tombe. 1296 00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:30,960 {\an8}Bah, j'en ai jamais vu, quoi. 1297 00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:31,920 {\an8}C'est pas mon monde. 1298 00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:34,400 {\an8}Mon meilleur ami est trans. 1299 00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:36,600 {\an8}Je me suis arrĂȘtĂ© lĂ  ? Admirez le travail. 1300 00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:38,280 {\an8}-Tu en connais ou pas ? 1301 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:39,920 {\an8}-Oui, pas de ce format. 1302 00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:40,800 {\an8}-Ah. 1303 00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:44,000 {\an8}-Mon ami a fait ça dans le sens inverse des aiguilles d'une montre. 1304 00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:44,880 {\an8}-C'est-Ă -dire ? 1305 00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:46,680 {\an8}-Tu t'es enlevĂ© la bite. 1306 00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:47,920 {\an8}-Ouah ! -Pardon. 1307 00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:49,320 {\an8}Enfin, ton pĂ©nis. 1308 00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:50,480 {\an8}Je veux dire. 1309 00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:55,040 {\an8}Mon ami, il a fait l'inverse. Une pompe Ă  bite, comme les ballons. 1310 00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:56,800 {\an8}-Merci, Anis, on a l'image. 1311 00:51:57,240 --> 00:51:58,120 {\an8}-Cru, mais je vois. 1312 00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,200 {\an8}-Merci. VoilĂ . 1313 00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:00,000 {\an8}-On est au 21e siĂšcle, on est ouverts d'esprit. 1314 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,240 {\an8}-On est au 21e siĂšcle, on est ouverts d'esprit. 1315 00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:04,400 {\an8}Tout va bien. Bon appĂ©tit. Il balbutie. 1316 00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:05,400 {\an8}-Bon appĂ©tit. 1317 00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:06,760 {\an8}-Il est pas woke. 1318 00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:08,560 {\an8}Tu n'es pas woke. 1319 00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:12,200 {\an8}-Mais je le connais, ton pote ? -Non, tu connais pas. 1320 00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:13,680 {\an8}-Non ? -Tu l'as jamais vu. 1321 00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:16,360 {\an8}-Il s'appelle comment ? -Euh, SĂ©kou. 1322 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:19,400 {\an8}SĂ©kou. Mais avant, il s'appelait Fanta. 1323 00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:20,560 {\an8}-OK. 1324 00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:27,480 {\an8}-En mode tirailleur sĂ©nĂ©galais, quoi. 1325 00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:31,080 {\an8}-Mais ça vous dĂ©range pas que sa soeur soit... 1326 00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:32,680 {\an8}-Soit trans ? 1327 00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:36,560 {\an8}Non. En fait, j'en ai jamais rencontrĂ©. 1328 00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,640 {\an8}ForcĂ©ment, je suis un peu intriguĂ©. 1329 00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:39,880 {\an8}Je veux dire que... 1330 00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:43,400 {\an8}c'est pas de la transphobie, c'est juste de l'ignorance. 1331 00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:46,120 {\an8}De toute maniĂšre, on vit dans une Ă©poque... 1332 00:52:46,720 --> 00:52:48,880 {\an8}On cherche plus Ă  savoir si tu es cool. 1333 00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:51,440 {\an8}On veut prouver que tu es un connard. 1334 00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:54,360 {\an8}-Vous vous ĂȘtes rencontrĂ©s Ă  la fac ? 1335 00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:56,160 {\an8}-Non, on s'est rencontrĂ©s en... 1336 00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:57,520 {\an8}-Anis est comĂ©dien. 1337 00:52:58,240 --> 00:52:59,480 {\an8}Du coup, moi, j'ai... 1338 00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:01,600 {\an8}J'ai Ă©tĂ© figurante 1339 00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:03,680 {\an8}dans un film dans lequel il a jouĂ©. 1340 00:53:04,240 --> 00:53:05,520 {\an8}-Ah oui ? -Mmh. 1341 00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:06,840 {\an8}-Tu es comĂ©dien ? -Ouais. 1342 00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:09,160 {\an8}-Moi, je voulais ĂȘtre artiste. 1343 00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:10,880 {\an8}J'aurais Ă©tĂ© un bon artiste. 1344 00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:13,120 {\an8}-J'ai une copine qui fait de la prod. 1345 00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:15,440 {\an8}Elle veut te voir jeudi en casting. 1346 00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:16,720 {\an8}-AprĂšs mercredi ? 1347 00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:19,520 {\an8}-Bah, vas-y. -En plus, c'est un gros truc. 1348 00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:22,600 {\an8}Attention. Gros budget, gros scĂ©nar, vraiment. 1349 00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:23,800 {\an8}On se fout pas de toi. 1350 00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:26,440 {\an8}-La thune des AmĂ©ricains. Un blockbuster ? 1351 00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:28,760 {\an8}Faut y aller. Avec Tom "Cruse". 1352 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,000 {\an8}-Tom Cruise, papa. Il est pas flamand. 1353 00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:33,480 {\an8}-J'aimerais qu'on cesse de parler de moi. 1354 00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:35,960 {\an8}J'aimerais porter un toast Ă  DorothĂ©e. 1355 00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:37,120 {\an8}Cris attendris 1356 00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:38,000 {\an8}A DorothĂ©e ! 1357 00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:39,000 {\an8}-Bravo, maman. 1358 00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:41,640 {\an8}-On danse un petit peu ? 1359 00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:43,640 {\an8}Musique rythmĂ©e 1360 00:53:43,880 --> 00:54:00,000 {\an8}--- 1361 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:14,240 {\an8}--- 1362 00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:15,880 {\an8}Brouhaha Ă©touffĂ© 1363 00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:18,600 {\an8}--- 1364 00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:19,520 {\an8}HĂ©, Madeleine. 1365 00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,520 {\an8}Tu m'as pas dit que tu Ă©tais Ă©tudiante. 1366 00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:25,280 {\an8}Ca m'excite de ouf. 1367 00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:28,320 {\an8}Succion 1368 00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:31,440 {\an8}-Je voulais pas que tu saches que j'Ă©tais en psycho. 1369 00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:33,840 {\an8}-Oh lĂ  lĂ , une cĂ©rĂ©brale ! 1370 00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:35,240 {\an8}Elle souffle. 1371 00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:38,480 {\an8}-Tu aurais pas Ă©tĂ© naturel. 1372 00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:39,920 {\an8}-Je le suis, lĂ  ? 1373 00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:42,000 {\an8}-Bah, j'espĂšre que tu l'es. 1374 00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:46,840 {\an8}Et en mĂȘme temps, non. Je t'ai enculĂ© sur le parking. 1375 00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:48,720 {\an8}Rire -J'ai fait exprĂšs. 1376 00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:49,920 {\an8}--- 1377 00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:54,120 {\an8}Mais pourquoi tu travailles au vestiaire ? 1378 00:54:58,240 --> 00:55:00,000 {\an8}-Le vestiaire est le meilleur moyen de protĂ©ger les gens alcoolisĂ©s. 1379 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,120 {\an8}-Le vestiaire est le meilleur moyen de protĂ©ger les gens alcoolisĂ©s. 1380 00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:08,040 {\an8}Je fais semblant de perdre des clefs. Ils rentrent pas chez eux. 1381 00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:10,360 {\an8}J'Ă©change leurs vestes. 1382 00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:14,080 {\an8}J'appelle des taxis, aussi. 1383 00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:18,720 {\an8}Ca me flingue quelques week-ends, mais... 1384 00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:21,600 {\an8}Tu sais, mon pĂšre Ă©tait ivre au volant. 1385 00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:27,680 {\an8}J'aurais aimĂ© qu'on lui dise de pas conduire. 1386 00:55:34,240 --> 00:55:37,080 {\an8}Alors, j'essaie d'ĂȘtre ce quelqu'un pour quelqu'un. 1387 00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:40,960 {\an8}-Tu te souviens d'eux ? 1388 00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:42,040 {\an8}-Non. 1389 00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:46,240 {\an8}Mais j'essaie de leur donner vie en pensant Ă  eux. 1390 00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:57,000 {\an8}-Je suis amoureux ? 1391 00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:00,000 {\an8}-Disons, vous avez l'air attachĂ©. 1392 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,440 {\an8}-Disons, vous avez l'air attachĂ©. 1393 00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:06,000 {\an8}-Et vous ? 1394 00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:07,560 {\an8}-C'est un autre dossier. 1395 00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:08,600 {\an8}Elle rit. 1396 00:56:11,720 --> 00:56:13,920 {\an8}C'est pas une insulte d'ĂȘtre amoureux. 1397 00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:20,560 {\an8}-Si. C'est interdit de faire hin-hin sans amour. 1398 00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:23,520 {\an8}-Et les pornos ? Ils s'aiment ou c'est des acteurs ? 1399 00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:25,960 {\an8}-Des acteurs. Mais ils s'aiment un peu. 1400 00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:28,120 {\an8}-Comme si tu avais une amoureuse. 1401 00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:31,440 {\an8}-Moi ? J'en ai eu plein. Linda, CĂ©line... 1402 00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:33,680 {\an8}-Il recommence, ce mytho. Rires 1403 00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:35,120 {\an8}--- Claquements de langue 1404 00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:36,000 {\an8}Rires -Chut ! 1405 00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:36,880 {\an8}Raclement de gorge 1406 00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:44,800 {\an8}-Tu es amoureux de Clara ? 1407 00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:46,440 {\an8}-Bah oui, elle est belle. 1408 00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:48,040 {\an8}-Et vous avez dĂ©jĂ ... 1409 00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:50,000 {\an8}-Non, on a que dix ans. 1410 00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:52,400 {\an8}Mais grands et mariĂ©s, on va le faire. 1411 00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:53,880 {\an8}-Ah ouais ! 1412 00:56:56,720 --> 00:57:00,000 {\an8}(-Je me suis trompĂ©, le couscous, c'est vendredi, on part.) 1413 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:00,040 {\an8}(-Je me suis trompĂ©, le couscous, c'est vendredi, on part.) 1414 00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:01,080 {\an8}(-Tu abuses !) 1415 00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:02,360 {\an8}(-C'est pas grave.) 1416 00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:03,520 {\an8}-C'est pas ma faute. 1417 00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:10,560 {\an8}-Je suis content. 1418 00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:13,480 {\an8}Il est sympa, ton pĂšre. 1419 00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:16,240 {\an8}Rire -Oui, il est sympa, mon pĂšre. 1420 00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:17,240 {\an8}C'est ça. 1421 00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:21,320 {\an8}-Attends, et ton daron ? 1422 00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:23,800 {\an8}(-Ca va, on fait pas de bruit.) 1423 00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:26,360 {\an8}-Toi, pas, mais moi, j'en fais. Rire 1424 00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:30,960 {\an8}Qu'est-ce que tu fais ? 1425 00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:32,440 {\an8}D'accord, d'accord. 1426 00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:33,840 {\an8}Il souffle. 1427 00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:36,040 {\an8}Mais c'est qui ? Il me regarde ! 1428 00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:37,120 {\an8}-Mon porte-sac. 1429 00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:39,280 {\an8}-Wesh, il a une tĂȘte de dealer ! 1430 00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:41,120 {\an8}Il a des lunettes. Il prend des notes ? 1431 00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:42,120 {\an8}Soupir 1432 00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:42,960 {\an8}--- Fracas 1433 00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:44,200 {\an8}-VoilĂ . C'est bon ? 1434 00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:45,120 {\an8}-Ouais. 1435 00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:46,080 {\an8}-Allez. -Pourquoi 1436 00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:47,160 {\an8}cette photo, lĂ  ? 1437 00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,080 {\an8}-ArrĂȘte ! Ta gueule, putain ! 1438 00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:50,160 {\an8}Baise-moi. 1439 00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:52,840 {\an8}-Oh lĂ  lĂ  ! Elle a dit : "Baise-moi." 1440 00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:55,480 {\an8}J'ai pas de prĂ©servatif, laisse tomber. 1441 00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:57,040 {\an8}J'ai rien. 1442 00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:03,240 {\an8}-Des Jordan ? J'ai dit prĂ©servatifs. 1443 00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:04,280 {\an8}-VoilĂ , choisis. 1444 00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:06,080 {\an8}A ta convenance. -Tu as tout ça ? 1445 00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:07,280 {\an8}-Allez ! 1446 00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:10,480 {\an8}-Tu es une prostituĂ©e ? -Mais... ta gueule. Choisis. 1447 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,160 {\an8}On s'en fout, ça a pas d'importance. 1448 00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:14,920 {\an8}-Cock ring. -C'est trĂšs bien. 1449 00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:16,120 {\an8}-C'est quoi ? On frappe. 1450 00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:16,960 {\an8}Merde ! 1451 00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:20,880 {\an8}Porte 1452 00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:23,120 {\an8}-Coucou. -Ca va ? 1453 00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:24,640 {\an8}-Ouais, super. 1454 00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:27,320 {\an8}Je vous souhaite bonne nuit. 1455 00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:28,240 {\an8}-Bonne nuit. 1456 00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:29,520 {\an8}-Bonne nuit, papa. 1457 00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:32,200 {\an8}-Je suis juste Ă  cĂŽtĂ©. 1458 00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:33,680 {\an8}-Ouais, juste Ă  cĂŽtĂ©. 1459 00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:35,240 {\an8}-Ouais, mortel. Merci. 1460 00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:37,200 {\an8}-Je repasserai. -T'embĂȘte pas. 1461 00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:39,440 {\an8}Surtout pas. Bisous, bonne nuit. (-Barre-toi.) 1462 00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:41,840 {\an8}Porte 1463 00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:43,080 {\an8}J'avais dit quoi ? 1464 00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:45,600 {\an8}-Les murs sont Ă©pais, on entend rien. 1465 00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:47,240 {\an8}Il a rien entendu, c'est sĂ»r. 1466 00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:49,640 {\an8}C'est un mur porteur. Elle frappe. 1467 00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:51,880 {\an8}C'est le... -Putain, on entend tout ! 1468 00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:53,680 {\an8}C'est le mur le plus... 1469 00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:57,800 {\an8}On arrĂȘte, vous ĂȘtes des fous furieux ! J'arrĂȘte, bonne nuit ! 1470 00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:05,120 {\an8}C'est mort, c'est mort. 1471 00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:06,080 {\an8}Vraiment ! 1472 00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:07,600 {\an8}Soupir exaspĂ©rĂ© 1473 00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:10,920 {\an8}"Baise-moi, baise-moi." 1474 00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:12,200 {\an8}-Ta gueule ! 1475 00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:15,080 {\an8}--- 1476 00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:16,200 {\an8}Fracas 1477 00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:20,040 {\an8}-20 minutes aprĂšs, on a repris la route. 1478 00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:23,600 {\an8}Elle a refusĂ© de me parler pendant quoi ? 200 km. 1479 00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:26,040 {\an8}On se plaint des meufs qui parlent trop. 1480 00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:27,760 {\an8}C'est pire quand elles parlent pas. 1481 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,800 {\an8}Pas de calme avant la tempĂȘte. 1482 00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:32,000 {\an8}Le calme, c'est la tempĂȘte. 1483 00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:33,680 {\an8}En tout ça, François... 1484 00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:37,160 {\an8}Il a la carriĂšre de Brad Pitt 1485 00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:38,400 {\an8}pour l'adoption. 1486 00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:41,200 {\an8}"Salut, les enfants..." 1487 00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:42,760 {\an8}-Oh, va te faire enculer ! 1488 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,040 {\an8}-Je rigolais, ça va, oh ! 1489 00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:48,320 {\an8}Imite ma mĂšre, on sera quittes. 1490 00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:51,080 {\an8}-Je peux pas, je sais pas comment elle parle. 1491 00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:53,480 {\an8}Je l'ai jamais rencontrĂ©e. Si je la rencontre. 1492 00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:55,880 {\an8}-On vient juste de se rencontrer. 1493 00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:57,600 {\an8}Mes parents me connaissent pas, 1494 00:59:57,840 --> 00:59:58,760 {\an8}alors, imagine, toi. 1495 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,000 {\an8}Je prĂ©sente pas n'importe qui. 1496 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:00,720 {\an8}Je prĂ©sente pas n'importe qui. 1497 01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:03,440 {\an8}-Je suis n'importe qui ? -J'ai pas dit ça. 1498 01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:04,400 {\an8}Tu sais bien. 1499 01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:06,240 {\an8}-Non. Tu montres jamais rien. 1500 01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:09,400 {\an8}-Montrer quoi ? -Tes sentiments. Ca m'intĂ©resse. 1501 01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:18,280 {\an8}Ca y est, j'ai compris. 1502 01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:20,320 {\an8}Tu es un romantique. 1503 01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:23,080 {\an8}-N'importe quoi, toi ! Romantique... 1504 01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:25,800 {\an8}-Tu dois ĂȘtre amoureux pour faire l'amour. 1505 01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:28,200 {\an8}Trop mignon, ma puce ! 1506 01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:30,000 {\an8}-Oh lĂ  lĂ ... -J'aime trop 1507 01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:31,360 {\an8}les fleurs bleues. 1508 01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:33,400 {\an8}Ca doit compter, ça doit ĂȘtre important. 1509 01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:34,360 {\an8}-Tu saoules. 1510 01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:36,280 {\an8}-Tu es mignonne, tendre. 1511 01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:38,200 {\an8}VulnĂ©rable. -C'est bon, lĂ . 1512 01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:40,240 {\an8}-Quand tu sors de ta masculinitĂ©... 1513 01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:41,800 {\an8}-Je couche pas si j'aime pas. 1514 01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:44,400 {\an8}Toi, tu as besoin d'un mec qui sort de taule. 1515 01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:46,520 {\an8}Un bricoleur, qui fait du kung-fu. 1516 01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:48,880 {\an8}Je suis pas comme ça, pas Ă  la hauteur. 1517 01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:50,160 {\an8}Musique douce 1518 01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:52,520 {\an8}Si tu cherches ça, ce sera pas moi. 1519 01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:56,760 {\an8}Je vais te dire. Je suis un bouffon, je le resterai. Ca te va ? 1520 01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:00,000 {\an8}--- 1521 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,280 {\an8}--- 1522 01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:05,400 {\an8}-Finalement, c'est peut-ĂȘtre les bouffons que je prĂ©fĂšre. 1523 01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:09,040 {\an8}-Quand je dis "bouffon", c'est l'expression. 1524 01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:10,360 {\an8}Rire 1525 01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:12,680 {\an8}Vibreur 1526 01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:13,920 {\an8}--- C'est qui ? 1527 01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:14,960 {\an8}-Calcule pas. 1528 01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:16,400 {\an8}-Tu es sĂ»re ? -Ouais. 1529 01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:17,600 {\an8}-A cette heure-ci. 1530 01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:18,720 {\an8}-Non, je te dis ! 1531 01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:19,640 {\an8}--- -OK. 1532 01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:22,880 {\an8}*-AllĂŽ, Madeleine ? 1533 01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:24,880 {\an8}*AllĂŽ ? (-C'est qui ?) 1534 01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:27,600 {\an8}*-AllĂŽ ? Pourquoi tu rĂ©ponds pas ? 1535 01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:28,840 {\an8}-Tu veux quoi, Tarek ? 1536 01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:29,920 {\an8}*-Je te veux, toi. 1537 01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:31,800 {\an8}(-Ferme-la.) *-Le reste, je m'en tape. 1538 01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:32,960 {\an8}-Je t'ai dĂ©jĂ  dit. 1539 01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:35,160 {\an8}*-Une lettre. Je suis Rousseau ? 1540 01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:37,160 {\an8}-Complique pas les choses. 1541 01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:40,840 {\an8}*-Je sors. On repart Ă  zĂ©ro. Je vends la crĂȘperie. 1542 01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:43,200 {\an8}*On part sur une Ăźle, Phuket, Pattaya, 1543 01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:44,600 {\an8}*oĂč tu veux. (-Commence pas.) 1544 01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:46,160 {\an8}(-C'est Jeff Bezos ?) 1545 01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:47,840 {\an8}*-Wallah, je t'aime. Rire 1546 01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:49,400 {\an8}*Qui a rigolĂ© ? 1547 01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:50,320 {\an8}*Y a quelqu'un ? (-Pardon.) 1548 01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:51,560 {\an8}-Calcule pas, c'est bon. 1549 01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:54,000 {\an8}Je suis sur la route. Un dos d'Ăąne. *-Non, non, non. 1550 01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:55,640 {\an8}-Un dos d'Ăąne. *-Un mec a rigolĂ©. 1551 01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:57,360 {\an8}*Ecoulement -Que... c'est quoi, le bruit ? 1552 01:01:57,920 --> 01:01:58,840 {\an8}*-Quel bruit ? -Tu pisses 1553 01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:00,000 {\an8}au tĂ©lĂ©phone ? *-Mais non, c'est la... 1554 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:00,960 {\an8}au tĂ©lĂ©phone ? *-Mais non, c'est la... 1555 01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:02,040 {\an8}la tĂ©lĂ©. (-Il regarde.) 1556 01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:03,560 {\an8}(-Tais-toi.) *-Change pas de sujet. 1557 01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:05,640 {\an8}*Tu es avec un mec. -Oui, d'accord ! 1558 01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:07,040 {\an8}Je suis avec un mec. 1559 01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:09,520 {\an8}Il t'entend. *-Tu es qui, fils de pute ? 1560 01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:10,920 {\an8}-Dis-lui, Anis. 1561 01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:13,680 {\an8}*-Anis, Anis ! Je vais te massacrer. 1562 01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:15,840 {\an8}-Allez, rĂ©ponds. *-Je vais te retrouver. 1563 01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:17,360 {\an8}-Bonjour, Tarek. 1564 01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:19,360 {\an8}Calmez-vous, ça va. -"Bonjour" ? 1565 01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:20,440 {\an8}Tu l'as vouvoyĂ© ? 1566 01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:21,480 {\an8}-Bah, ouais. 1567 01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:22,960 {\an8}*-T'es mort, StĂ©phane Bern ! 1568 01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,800 {\an8}*Ecoute-moi bien, toi ! La tĂȘte de ma mĂšre, 1569 01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:26,680 {\an8}*je vais t'attraper. 1570 01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:28,240 {\an8}-HĂ©, ferme ta gueule, lĂ  ! 1571 01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:29,960 {\an8}*-CarrĂ©ment, "ferme ta gueule" ? 1572 01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:33,880 {\an8}-Tu fais le malin, tu es en prison, personne peut t'atteindre. 1573 01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:36,600 {\an8}Tu es protĂ©gĂ© par le systĂšme judiciaire. 1574 01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:38,480 {\an8}Le jour oĂč tu sors, je serai lĂ . 1575 01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:40,240 {\an8}Tu es fou ou quoi, toi ? 1576 01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:42,960 {\an8}Ca sert Ă  rien de crier pour avoir la plus grosse. 1577 01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:44,720 {\an8}*-Comment ça, plus grosse ? 1578 01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:47,480 {\an8}-Ben, une plus grosse. *-Plus grosse quoi ? 1579 01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:50,080 {\an8}-UNE PLUS GROSSE BITE ! -Tarek ! 1580 01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:53,360 {\an8}*-Ah, OK ! En fait, tu es dĂšp. 1581 01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:54,600 {\an8}-C'est une expression. 1582 01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:56,520 {\an8}*-Une expression de dĂšp. 1583 01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:59,120 {\an8}-Tu arrĂȘtes maintenant, je suis pas dĂšp. 1584 01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:00,000 {\an8}*-DĂ©solĂ© de t'avoir insultĂ©. Je vous croyais en couple. 1585 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,840 {\an8}*-DĂ©solĂ© de t'avoir insultĂ©. Je vous croyais en couple. 1586 01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:03,160 {\an8}(-C'est une galĂšre.) 1587 01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:04,000 {\an8}-Non. 1588 01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:06,040 {\an8}*-C'est rien, tu peux ĂȘtre homosexuel. 1589 01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:09,200 {\an8}*Mon codĂ©tenu, il est dĂšp. Hein, Fabrice ? 1590 01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:11,200 {\an8}*-Ouais, ouais, ouais. (-Dis-le, ce sera fini.) 1591 01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:12,960 {\an8}(-Tu fais chier.) *-Te cache pas. 1592 01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:15,600 {\an8}-Ouais, je suis homosexuel. *-Bah, voilĂ  ! 1593 01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:17,160 {\an8}*Tu avais une voix de dĂšp. 1594 01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:18,840 {\an8}-VoilĂ , OK, merci. 1595 01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:25,080 {\an8}Je me mets dans des histoires incroyables. 1596 01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:26,000 {\an8}Rire 1597 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:29,000 {\an8}-La veille de votre casting ? 1598 01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,440 {\an8}-Vous avez pas la fin de l'histoire. 1599 01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:33,040 {\an8}Musique douce 1600 01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:34,640 {\an8}--- 1601 01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:37,680 {\an8}AprĂšs, on est rentrĂ©s chacun de notre cĂŽtĂ©. 1602 01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:39,320 {\an8}Le lendemain, elle dormait chez moi. 1603 01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:40,200 {\an8}Sonnette 1604 01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:42,960 {\an8}Le bon soir pour jouer au papa et Ă  la maman. 1605 01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:44,120 {\an8}Dans les faits... 1606 01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:45,720 {\an8}--- 1607 01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:48,800 {\an8}-Vous faites quoi ? 1608 01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:51,040 {\an8}-Il y a Paris qui joue. 1609 01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:53,920 {\an8}-Avec tous tes thons, tu devrais avoir bonne mĂ©moire. 1610 01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:54,880 {\an8}-Ouh ! 1611 01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:56,480 {\an8}No offense, Madeleine. 1612 01:03:57,680 --> 01:03:58,920 {\an8}-J'ai pris Ă  boire. -Super. 1613 01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:01,840 {\an8}-Je commande des pizzas. 1614 01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:03,280 {\an8}-SĂ©kou, SĂ©kou. 1615 01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:04,840 {\an8}Elle t'a dit un truc ? 1616 01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:06,280 {\an8}-Rien. Pourquoi ? 1617 01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:07,960 {\an8}-Allusion sexuelle ? 1618 01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:09,200 {\an8}-Pourquoi ? 1619 01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:12,160 {\an8}-Elle a regardĂ© ta bite ? 1620 01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:20,560 {\an8}J'ai dit que tu Ă©tais transgenre. 1621 01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:23,640 {\an8}-Pourquoi ? 1622 01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:26,040 {\an8}-C'est temporaire, SĂ©kou. 1623 01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:28,320 {\an8}Juste histoire de... Je vais t'expliquer. 1624 01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:31,080 {\an8}-Oui, temporaire, je vais lui dire. -Non, SĂ©kou ! 1625 01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:33,600 {\an8}-Je fais pas le trans. -Ecoute-moi ! 1626 01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:37,000 {\an8}Si tu le fais pas pour moi, fais-le pour l'Islam. 1627 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:42,240 {\an8}-Il est oĂč le rapport avec l'islam ? -Tu veux aller au paradis ou pas ? 1628 01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:44,080 {\an8}-En me faisant couper le zgeg ? 1629 01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:47,280 {\an8}-Non, tu y iras parce que tu aides un frĂšre. 1630 01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:50,840 {\an8}Tu y iras pour ça. On te l'enlĂšve pas, on t'en met un. 1631 01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:51,960 {\an8}30 % de salaire en plus. 1632 01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:55,920 {\an8}-C'est quoi, votre problĂšme, les Arabes, Ă  tout vous approprier ? 1633 01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:57,280 {\an8}Tacos, kĂ©bab, 1634 01:04:57,520 --> 01:04:58,960 {\an8}pizzĂ©rias... ma bite ! 1635 01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:00,000 {\an8}-M'abandonne pas. 1636 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:00,400 {\an8}-M'abandonne pas. 1637 01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:02,760 {\an8}-Vas-y, vas-y, OK. 1638 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,400 {\an8}HĂ©, Anis, je le fais ce soir. 1639 01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:07,040 {\an8}Demain, tu lui dis. -Deux jours. 1640 01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:08,240 {\an8}-Demain ! 1641 01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:10,040 {\an8}-Demain. Baisse le ton. 1642 01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:12,840 {\an8}-Je m'appelais comment avant ? 1643 01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:19,480 {\an8}Ice Tea PĂȘche ? 1644 01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:21,240 {\an8}-Non, qui s'appelle Ice Tea ? 1645 01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:22,360 {\an8}Tu es con ou quoi ? 1646 01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:23,480 {\an8}L'autre. 1647 01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:26,360 {\an8}-Fanta ? 1648 01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:28,920 {\an8}Sale bĂątard, sĂ©rieux ? Comme ma daronne ? 1649 01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:30,120 {\an8}-Une de tes daronnes. 1650 01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:31,840 {\an8}Je connais pas vos prĂ©noms. 1651 01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:34,880 {\an8}Je connais personne. -Je sais pas mentir. 1652 01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:37,400 {\an8}-Toi, tu sais pas mentir ? Quand tu voles 1653 01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:39,080 {\an8}des portables ? -Cousin... 1654 01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:40,240 {\an8}-Tu mens pas ? 1655 01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:42,000 {\an8}-Ferme-la. -SĂ©kou, arrĂȘte. 1656 01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:43,200 {\an8}S'il te plaĂźt. 1657 01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:45,880 {\an8}Il y a autre chose. 1658 01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:47,840 {\an8}Je suis comĂ©dien. 1659 01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:49,760 {\an8}Rire 1660 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:51,080 {\an8}--- 1661 01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:53,360 {\an8}-Tu es un grand malade. 1662 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:54,680 {\an8}Paulo sait ? 1663 01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:56,240 {\an8}-Putain, Paulo ! 1664 01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:58,120 {\an8}-Oh lĂ  lĂ ... Musique intrigante 1665 01:05:58,360 --> 01:05:59,800 {\an8}-MaĂ«va, je vais la marier. 1666 01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:01,120 {\an8}-Tu te convertis ? 1667 01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:03,400 {\an8}-Je rĂȘve de contrĂŽler les mĂ©dias. 1668 01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:05,880 {\an8}Rire -Il est incroyable, ton pote. 1669 01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:08,800 {\an8}Tu traĂźnes avec lui de façon quotidienne ou ? 1670 01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:10,400 {\an8}-Et la circoncision ? -Pour le mariage ? 1671 01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:11,760 {\an8}C'est obligatoire. 1672 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:13,360 {\an8}-Tu es pas au courant. 1673 01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:14,640 {\an8}-On peut ne pas en parler ? 1674 01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:16,920 {\an8}-Ton prĂ©puce fera office d'alliance. 1675 01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:18,320 {\an8}-Tu vas le garder. 1676 01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:20,960 {\an8}-Vous me faites marcher ? -Pas du tout. 1677 01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:22,760 {\an8}-Tu tombes dans le panneau. 1678 01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:24,960 {\an8}Madeleine rit. 1679 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:30,840 {\an8}-Tu es stressĂ© ? 1680 01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:33,680 {\an8}-Fanta... la boisson ? 1681 01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:34,920 {\an8}-ArrĂȘte, lĂ  ! 1682 01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:36,360 {\an8}-La boisson ? 1683 01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:40,320 {\an8}-Avant, il avait un vagin. Il se sentait homme, il a Ă©tĂ© opĂ©rĂ©. 1684 01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:42,080 {\an8}-Je suis Ă©mu, lĂ . 1685 01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:44,640 {\an8}PremiĂšre fois que c'est toi, le demeurĂ©. 1686 01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:46,000 {\an8}Sonnette -C'est qui ? 1687 01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:47,080 {\an8}-Les pizzas. 1688 01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:49,120 {\an8}J'ai commandĂ©, je paie pas. 1689 01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:50,880 {\an8}Musique cocasse 1690 01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:52,200 {\an8}--- Soupir 1691 01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:53,640 {\an8}-Je vais m'en sortir. 1692 01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:54,840 {\an8}--- Sonnette 1693 01:06:55,080 --> 01:06:56,000 {\an8}Oui ? *-C'est moi. 1694 01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:58,320 {\an8}*C'est quel Ă©tage ? Sale chien, va ! 1695 01:06:58,560 --> 01:06:59,560 {\an8}-CinquiĂšme. 1696 01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:00,000 {\an8}--- 1697 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:01,360 {\an8}--- 1698 01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:02,680 {\an8}-Il les fait en roulant. 1699 01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:05,200 {\an8}-Je pense pas. Il m'a dit "sale chien". 1700 01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:09,320 {\an8}-Il y a Doums qui doit passer. On doit parler d'un truc. 1701 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:10,920 {\an8}(En arabe) 1702 01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:13,440 {\an8}-Tu lui as dit mon adresse ? 1703 01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:14,520 {\an8}-Mmh. 1704 01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:15,880 {\an8}-C'est qui, Doums ? 1705 01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:18,600 {\an8}-Comment dire ? Tu vois ou pas, Line Renaud ? 1706 01:07:19,640 --> 01:07:20,880 {\an8}Doums, c'est le contraire. 1707 01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:22,440 {\an8}-Il respecte pas les valeurs. 1708 01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:24,680 {\an8}-En gros, c'est un Ă©norme cassos. 1709 01:07:24,920 --> 01:07:26,280 {\an8}On frappe. 1710 01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:27,840 {\an8}Il y a une sonnette. 1711 01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:30,640 {\an8}Il a fait le choix de pas sonner. 1712 01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:34,840 {\an8}Ca va ? -Ca va ou quoi ? 1713 01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:36,040 {\an8}-Ouais, ça va. 1714 01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:38,840 {\an8}-Laisse-moi rentrer, il t'arrive quoi ? 1715 01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:40,400 {\an8}-Vas-y, viens. -Bah ouais... 1716 01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:43,680 {\an8}Bien, l'immeuble haussmannien ! 1717 01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:45,320 {\an8}-Euh... Oussmane DembelĂ©. 1718 01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:47,000 {\an8}-Ouais. Tu as mon tabac ? 1719 01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:48,640 {\an8}-Putain, j'ai oubliĂ©. 1720 01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:50,720 {\an8}-Pas grave. Anis, dis-moi. 1721 01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:53,600 {\an8}Je peux charger mon portable ? J'ai plus de batterie. 1722 01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:55,920 {\an8}-Vas-y, mais vite fait. 1723 01:07:56,160 --> 01:07:58,200 {\an8}-Tu es pas content de me voir, 1724 01:07:58,440 --> 01:07:59,880 {\an8}ou quoi ? -Si. Si, si. 1725 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:02,080 {\an8}-Qui t'a fait ça ? 1726 01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:05,080 {\an8}-C'est rien. -C'est qui ? J'envoie une Ă©quipe. 1727 01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:07,800 {\an8}C'est qui ? -Personne, je suis tombĂ© tout seul. 1728 01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:09,920 {\an8}-Ah ouais ? -Je me suis fait mal. 1729 01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:11,240 {\an8}C'est bon. 1730 01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:15,480 {\an8}Soupir Il tape. 1731 01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:17,320 {\an8}-C'est un mur porteur. -Ouais. 1732 01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:19,160 {\an8}-C'est du costaud. -Solide. 1733 01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:22,240 {\an8}-Ferme la tepor. -Tu en as pas pour longtemps. 1734 01:08:22,480 --> 01:08:25,600 {\an8}-Ferme. J'en ai pas pour longtemps, je charge le portable. 1735 01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:27,440 {\an8}Tu fais quoi ? -C'est bon ? 1736 01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:28,880 {\an8}-Ouais, ouais. 1737 01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:30,280 {\an8}Soupir 1738 01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:31,840 {\an8}Paulo ! 1739 01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:32,680 {\an8}-Doums. 1740 01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:33,760 {\an8}Rire -Ca va, frĂšre ? 1741 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:35,240 {\an8}Mon Pablo Escobar. 1742 01:08:35,480 --> 01:08:37,440 {\an8}Je vais t'expliquer. -On verra aprĂšs. 1743 01:08:38,440 --> 01:08:39,080 {\an8}-Reste assis. 1744 01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:43,440 {\an8}-EnchantĂ©e. Madeleine. 1745 01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:45,640 {\an8}-EnchantĂ©. Doums. 1746 01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:48,080 {\an8}-Je te prĂ©sente ma copine, Madeleine. 1747 01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:52,040 {\an8}-Tu l'as serrĂ©e avec ta gueule ? 1748 01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:54,440 {\an8}Tu es sĂ©rieux ? -Doucement, frĂšre. 1749 01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:57,680 {\an8}-Oh, sur la vie de ma mĂšre, Paris joue. 1750 01:08:57,920 --> 01:08:58,760 {\an8}Oh ! 1751 01:08:59,480 --> 01:09:00,000 {\an8}Paulo ! 1752 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:00,360 {\an8}Paulo ! 1753 01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:02,200 {\an8}Rire gĂȘnĂ© 1754 01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:04,680 {\an8}Ca va, Madeleine ? -Et toi ? 1755 01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:06,240 {\an8}-Tranquille, la miss. 1756 01:09:06,480 --> 01:09:07,440 {\an8}-Passe ton tĂ©lĂ©phone. 1757 01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:10,200 {\an8}-Casse pas les pieds, assieds-toi. 1758 01:09:10,760 --> 01:09:13,280 {\an8}*Match 1759 01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:16,160 {\an8}*--- 1760 01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:17,280 {\an8}-Vas-y, Paulo. 1761 01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:18,880 {\an8}Fais comme chez toi. 1762 01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:20,440 {\an8}-Pas de fromage avec la viande. 1763 01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:22,720 {\an8}-Tu es devenu juif ? 1764 01:09:23,440 --> 01:09:25,000 {\an8}-En quelque sorte. Je me forme. 1765 01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:27,440 {\an8}-Putain, vous avez tous percĂ©. 1766 01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:29,760 {\an8}Tu es dans quoi, SĂ©kou ? -La merde. 1767 01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:31,800 {\an8}Et toi ? 1768 01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:35,440 {\an8}-Je suis agent de joueur. Officiellement, sosie de Gims. 1769 01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:36,520 {\an8}-MaĂźtre Gims ? 1770 01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:39,360 {\an8}-On dit pas "MaĂźtre Gims", vieille folle ! 1771 01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:40,320 {\an8}De quoi tu parles ? 1772 01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:42,800 {\an8}Tu sais c'est quoi ? Cinq disques de platine ! 1773 01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:44,000 {\an8}-Pardon. 1774 01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:45,400 {\an8}-Doucement. 1775 01:09:45,640 --> 01:09:47,040 {\an8}-Elle me fait dire "maĂźtre". 1776 01:09:47,280 --> 01:09:48,000 {\an8}-Doums. 1777 01:09:48,240 --> 01:09:48,880 {\an8}-Elle s'est trompĂ©e. 1778 01:09:49,120 --> 01:09:51,480 {\an8}-Gims, pardon. -Pourquoi elle dit "maĂźtre" ? 1779 01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:53,640 {\an8}-Pardon. -Je me trompe sur son blaze ? 1780 01:09:53,880 --> 01:09:54,560 {\an8}Mais ouais. 1781 01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:57,760 {\an8}(-Il est instable.) -Anis aussi a percĂ©. 1782 01:09:58,000 --> 01:09:58,960 {\an8}Il est comĂ©dien. 1783 01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:00,000 {\an8}-C'est vrai. -Ah ouais ? 1784 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:00,080 {\an8}-C'est vrai. -Ah ouais ? 1785 01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:02,680 {\an8}Des scĂšnes Ă  poil ? 1786 01:10:02,920 --> 01:10:03,760 {\an8}-Il fait tout. 1787 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:06,280 {\an8}Il fait pire, maintenant. -Jamais. 1788 01:10:06,520 --> 01:10:07,960 {\an8}-Tu as toujours aimĂ© 1789 01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:09,160 {\an8}les trucs de dĂšp. -Quoi ? 1790 01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:10,200 {\an8}Rires 1791 01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:12,920 {\an8}-Votre relation Ă©tait cheloue, Ă  l'Ă©poque. 1792 01:10:13,160 --> 01:10:13,840 {\an8}-Pourquoi ? 1793 01:10:14,080 --> 01:10:15,000 {\an8}-Tu les vois, 1794 01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:16,080 {\an8}mais Ă  10 ou 11 ans, 1795 01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:19,080 {\an8}ils se tenaient la main. Les enfants dĂšp, chelous. 1796 01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:20,360 {\an8}-C'est pas vrai. 1797 01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:28,240 {\an8}-Non, tranquille, Madeleine. Il y a rien, c'Ă©tait une guebla. 1798 01:10:28,480 --> 01:10:31,000 {\an8}Tu vois Anis comme ça, c'est un vrai hĂ©tĂ©ro. 1799 01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:34,040 {\an8}Il a baisĂ© des meufs, il tourne au sans-plomb 98. 1800 01:10:34,280 --> 01:10:35,080 {\an8}Un queutard ! 1801 01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:39,160 {\an8}-Il voulait pas dire ça. Juste que j'aimais bien les femmes. 1802 01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:40,040 {\an8}-Un mec bien. 1803 01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:43,520 {\an8}-Anis m'a dit pour toi. On en parle ? 1804 01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:44,440 {\an8}-Euh... 1805 01:10:44,680 --> 01:10:45,960 {\an8}-Pas le bon moment. 1806 01:10:46,440 --> 01:10:47,800 {\an8}-Je vais pas en parler 1807 01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:49,080 {\an8}maintenant. 1808 01:10:49,320 --> 01:10:51,000 {\an8}A chaque fois, je veux pleurer. 1809 01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:53,280 {\an8}-Tu t'es fait opĂ©rer de la thyroĂŻde ? 1810 01:10:53,520 --> 01:10:55,400 {\an8}Quoi ? -D'autres glandes plus basses. 1811 01:10:55,640 --> 01:10:56,600 {\an8}-Sa transition. 1812 01:10:56,840 --> 01:10:59,000 {\an8}-C'est quoi, ça ? -Sa transition de genre. 1813 01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:00,000 {\an8}-Transition de genre ? 1814 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:00,640 {\an8}-Transition de genre ? 1815 01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:02,440 {\an8}-Si, SĂ©kou s'appelait Fanta. 1816 01:11:02,680 --> 01:11:03,560 {\an8}-Fanta ? -Oui. 1817 01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:05,680 {\an8}Comme sa mĂšre. -Ouais. 1818 01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:09,280 {\an8}-Ah, ouais ! Ouais, ouais, ouais ! -Ah ouais... 1819 01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:10,160 {\an8}-Dis-moi, 1820 01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:13,160 {\an8}avant de dormir, tu fous tes couilles dans l'eau ? 1821 01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:15,600 {\an8}Hein ? Ils ricanent. 1822 01:11:15,840 --> 01:11:17,640 {\an8}--- -Pourquoi tu rigoles ? 1823 01:11:17,880 --> 01:11:18,600 {\an8}-C'est marrant. 1824 01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:20,440 {\an8}-Je lui dis tout ? -Quoi ? 1825 01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:22,280 {\an8}-Il t'a pas dit ? -Attends. 1826 01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:24,360 {\an8}-Anis... -Je te prĂ©sente Ă  mes parents. 1827 01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:26,640 {\an8}-Mais non ! -Mais non ! 1828 01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:28,240 {\an8}Musique douce 1829 01:11:28,480 --> 01:11:29,720 {\an8}-C'est sorti tout seul. 1830 01:11:29,960 --> 01:11:33,000 {\an8}Aucune idĂ©e de pourquoi. Enfin, si. 1831 01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:36,000 {\an8}Je montrais qu'elle comptait. C'Ă©tait pas n'importe qui. 1832 01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:38,840 {\an8}Mais ils ont fait les demeurĂ©s. 1833 01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:40,320 {\an8}-Jure sur la Torah. 1834 01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:41,400 {\an8}-C'est sĂ©rieux, ça ? 1835 01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:44,240 {\an8}-La miss, lui, c'est comme mon frĂšre. 1836 01:11:44,480 --> 01:11:47,080 {\an8}-Ouais. -Essaie mĂȘme pas de le tromper ! 1837 01:11:47,320 --> 01:11:48,000 {\an8}SĂ©kou ! 1838 01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:51,080 {\an8}Va chercher l'extinct, il est dans le coffre. 1839 01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:53,320 {\an8}-Doums, Doums, Doums. 1840 01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:55,280 {\an8}-Pourquoi les menaces ? -Tranquille. 1841 01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:57,280 {\an8}Juste, je la prĂ©viens, la resoeu. 1842 01:11:57,520 --> 01:12:00,000 {\an8}-Les Arabes se marient vite et roulent sur les voies bus. 1843 01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:00,480 {\an8}-Les Arabes se marient vite et roulent sur les voies bus. 1844 01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:01,840 {\an8}-Pas de mariage. 1845 01:12:02,080 --> 01:12:03,800 {\an8}-Anis, j'ai une question. 1846 01:12:04,040 --> 01:12:05,960 {\an8}Si je suis le 1er tĂ©moin, qui est le 2e ? 1847 01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:07,440 {\an8}-Stop ! HĂ©, ho ! 1848 01:12:07,680 --> 01:12:09,400 {\an8}Ca fait pas longtemps, doucement. 1849 01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:13,560 {\an8}-Je te prĂ©viens, on bloquera pas le pĂ©riph avec tes cousins algĂ©riens. 1850 01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:15,320 {\an8}Rire -Paulo, c'est un ouf. 1851 01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:16,800 {\an8}Il a jamais changĂ©. 1852 01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:18,600 {\an8}-Tournoi FIFA pour pas ĂȘtre tĂ©moin. 1853 01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:19,960 {\an8}-Allez, bonne soirĂ©e ! 1854 01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:21,680 {\an8}-Je prends Tev Aviv. -Tu vas oĂč ? 1855 01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:23,800 {\an8}-Je suis dĂ©solĂ©. 1856 01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:26,400 {\an8}-T'inquiĂšte. Vous avez des trucs Ă  dire. 1857 01:12:26,640 --> 01:12:28,080 {\an8}-Doums, ça fait longtemps. 1858 01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:29,840 {\an8}-On se voit demain, aprĂšs le casting. 1859 01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:31,200 {\an8}-Casting... oui. 1860 01:12:31,440 --> 01:12:32,880 {\an8}-Casting. Tu avais oubliĂ©. 1861 01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:34,280 {\an8}-Je me mets sur le texte. 1862 01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:35,520 {\an8}-Bah, regarde. 1863 01:12:36,040 --> 01:12:37,840 {\an8}J'ai ton texte. -Ah. 1864 01:12:38,240 --> 01:12:39,120 {\an8}C'est gentil. 1865 01:12:39,360 --> 01:12:41,840 {\an8}-Sympa, hein ? -Dans la poche porte-bonheur. 1866 01:12:42,080 --> 01:12:43,560 {\an8}Rires 1867 01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:45,600 {\an8}--- 1868 01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:47,760 {\an8}-A demain. -A demain. 1869 01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:54,600 {\an8}-Tu me manques dĂ©jĂ . 1870 01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:56,560 {\an8}-Tu vois, t'es romantique. 1871 01:12:57,120 --> 01:12:58,160 {\an8}Porte 1872 01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:00,000 {\an8}-Merci, les gars... 1873 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:00,400 {\an8}-Merci, les gars... 1874 01:13:01,120 --> 01:13:03,480 {\an8}Je nique dĂ©jĂ  ma vie sexuelle tout seul. 1875 01:13:03,720 --> 01:13:06,120 {\an8}-On t'a sauvĂ©. Nous remercie pas, ingrat ! 1876 01:13:06,360 --> 01:13:07,640 {\an8}Bien jouĂ©, Doums. 1877 01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:09,960 {\an8}-Je sais bien reconnaĂźtre un mytho. 1878 01:13:10,200 --> 01:13:12,000 {\an8}Ca m'Ă©tonne pas que tu sois comĂ©dien. 1879 01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:14,320 {\an8}Rire -Tu crois qu'il est comĂ©dien ? 1880 01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:15,960 {\an8}Un mytho. -C'est bon. 1881 01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:19,040 {\an8}-Par contre, ta meuf, elle me regardait grave. 1882 01:13:19,280 --> 01:13:20,720 {\an8}Je dis ça, j'Ă©tais gĂȘnĂ©. 1883 01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:23,440 {\an8}-C'est normal. Tu as vu comme tu es chelou ? 1884 01:13:23,680 --> 01:13:27,040 {\an8}Tu manges des cĂ©rĂ©ales sans bol, la nuit. Qui fait ça ? 1885 01:13:27,280 --> 01:13:29,560 {\an8}-Arf. -Mais c'est vraiment ta meuf ? 1886 01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:31,120 {\an8}-Je crois. 1887 01:13:31,360 --> 01:13:32,080 {\an8}-HĂ©, les gars. 1888 01:13:32,480 --> 01:13:34,360 {\an8}Pas de plans sur la comĂšte. 1889 01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:36,600 {\an8}A la fin, c'est elles qui choisissent. 1890 01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:40,240 {\an8}-ArrĂȘte. En CE1, tu m'as Ă©tranglĂ© pour un numĂ©ro. 1891 01:13:40,480 --> 01:13:41,760 {\an8}Rires -C'est vrai. 1892 01:13:42,240 --> 01:13:43,280 {\an8}-Dis pas ça. 1893 01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:45,720 {\an8}-Non, il a juste pris son pouls fermement. 1894 01:13:46,360 --> 01:13:47,720 {\an8}Rires 1895 01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:48,600 {\an8}Nuance. 1896 01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:50,880 {\an8}--- 1897 01:13:51,120 --> 01:13:53,480 {\an8}-Continue et je te rĂ©veille avec une patate. 1898 01:13:53,960 --> 01:13:55,480 {\an8}-Pourquoi cette violence ? 1899 01:13:55,720 --> 01:13:57,760 {\an8}-Tu continues Ă  parler, en plus. 1900 01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:00,000 {\an8}Ca me fait plaisir de vous voir, les jeunes. 1901 01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:00,760 {\an8}Ca me fait plaisir de vous voir, les jeunes. 1902 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,840 {\an8}Vous ĂȘtes mes petits reuftons. 1903 01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:05,200 {\an8}Musique mĂ©lancolique 1904 01:14:05,440 --> 01:14:14,400 {\an8}--- 1905 01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:15,880 {\an8}-C'Ă©tait cool de voir Doums. 1906 01:14:16,120 --> 01:14:18,040 {\an8}--- 1907 01:14:18,280 --> 01:14:21,360 {\an8}C'Ă©tait le bon moment pour dĂ©terrer les sujets qui fĂąchent. 1908 01:14:23,240 --> 01:14:26,720 {\an8}Il avait trouvĂ© le corps d'Isma. Je voulais en parler. 1909 01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:30,280 {\an8}Parce qu'on l'avait pas pris au sĂ©rieux. 1910 01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:32,480 {\an8}On aurait dĂ» l'aider, 1911 01:14:33,360 --> 01:14:36,040 {\an8}on l'a pas calculĂ©, pensant que ça se tasserait, 1912 01:14:36,280 --> 01:14:37,240 {\an8}je sais pas. 1913 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:40,440 {\an8}Il avait Ă©tĂ© lĂ  pour Isma. 1914 01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:42,960 {\an8}Son absence Ă  l'enterrement nous a marquĂ©s. 1915 01:14:43,560 --> 01:14:45,840 {\an8}Il savait un truc qu'on ignorait. Aucune idĂ©e. 1916 01:14:46,080 --> 01:14:48,400 {\an8}--- 1917 01:14:48,640 --> 01:14:50,640 {\an8}Et puis j'ai vu son portable. 1918 01:14:51,880 --> 01:14:54,560 {\an8}La mort d'Isma, c'Ă©tait aussi son Ă©chec. 1919 01:14:55,080 --> 01:14:58,040 {\an8}Il avait pas su donner goĂ»t Ă  la vie Ă  un petit. 1920 01:14:58,280 --> 01:15:00,000 {\an8}--- 1921 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:00,440 {\an8}--- 1922 01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:02,560 {\an8}Je me suis senti tellement con... 1923 01:15:03,680 --> 01:15:05,720 {\an8}de penser que j'Ă©tais le seul Ă  souffrir. 1924 01:15:06,920 --> 01:15:09,680 {\an8}Con de parler des cicatrices noyĂ©es dans l'oubli. 1925 01:15:10,920 --> 01:15:12,920 {\an8}C'est facile de rester dans le dĂ©ni. 1926 01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:14,560 {\an8}De parler de foot, des choses 1927 01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:16,320 {\an8}qui empĂȘchent de grandir. 1928 01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:19,520 {\an8}Chacun avait ses raisons d'avoir eu tort. 1929 01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:22,200 {\an8}Au moins, lĂ , on avait tous raison. 1930 01:15:22,440 --> 01:15:24,720 {\an8}--- 1931 01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:36,320 {\an8}-Pas de sauce ? 1932 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:39,600 {\an8}-Tu te plains de quoi, lĂ  ? 1933 01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:41,960 {\an8}Je te fais rentrer un Grec, tu te plains. 1934 01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:44,440 {\an8}Tu es inouĂŻ ! -Chut, tu vas le rĂ©veiller. 1935 01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:45,800 {\an8}Tu vas le rĂ©veiller. 1936 01:15:46,360 --> 01:15:47,240 {\an8}-Il est lĂ  pour quoi ? 1937 01:15:48,440 --> 01:15:51,000 {\an8}-Tentative de suicide aux mĂ©docs. -ArrĂȘte ! 1938 01:15:52,120 --> 01:15:53,240 {\an8}Avant la Coupe du monde ? 1939 01:15:53,480 --> 01:15:54,800 {\an8}Rire Vous avez pas de prioritĂ©s. 1940 01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:56,240 {\an8}Ah, ouais ! 1941 01:15:58,920 --> 01:16:00,000 {\an8}Isma ? -Ouais. 1942 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:00,160 {\an8}Isma ? -Ouais. 1943 01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:02,320 {\an8}-Tu connais le problĂšme des suicidaires ? 1944 01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:06,440 {\an8}Je peux pas te proposer de jouer. Je te mets 4-0, tu passes Ă  l'acte. 1945 01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:08,920 {\an8}Je suis obligĂ© de perdre. Frustrant. 1946 01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:15,520 {\an8}-Merci. 1947 01:16:16,960 --> 01:16:18,680 {\an8}-Le Grec, c'est 9 euros, pas gratuit. 1948 01:16:19,080 --> 01:16:20,000 {\an8}-Non, non. 1949 01:16:20,440 --> 01:16:21,520 {\an8}D'avoir Ă©tĂ© lĂ . 1950 01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:25,520 {\an8}-Appeler le SAMU, tout le monde l'aurait fait. 1951 01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:32,920 {\an8}-Tu as jamais eu de pensĂ©es... cheloues, toi ? 1952 01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:39,280 {\an8}-Non, jamais. 1953 01:16:46,160 --> 01:16:47,840 {\an8}-Vas-y, tu veux des frites ? 1954 01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:50,960 {\an8}-Non, elles sont dĂ©gueu. -Tu sais ? 1955 01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:54,120 {\an8}Tu sais qu'elles le sont. Mets des sauces, au moins, putain ! 1956 01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:56,680 {\an8}-Tu iras te les chercher toi-mĂȘme. 1957 01:17:02,040 --> 01:17:04,120 {\an8}Son caverneux 1958 01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:06,960 {\an8}--- 1959 01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:09,640 {\an8}-Bonjour. Anis ? 1960 01:17:10,520 --> 01:17:11,120 {\an8}C'est Ă  vous. 1961 01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:12,680 {\an8}-OK, merci. 1962 01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:23,360 {\an8}Il dĂ©plie un papier. 1963 01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:25,080 {\an8}Il chuchote. 1964 01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:33,520 {\an8}-EnchantĂ©e. 1965 01:17:33,840 --> 01:17:34,840 {\an8}-EnchantĂ©. 1966 01:17:35,440 --> 01:17:37,240 {\an8}-VĂ©ronique Sansuez. -Anis. 1967 01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:39,000 {\an8}-C'est votre premiĂšre fois ? 1968 01:17:39,240 --> 01:17:42,040 {\an8}-Non, ça fait un moment, le mĂ©tier. -Quel mĂ©tier ? 1969 01:17:42,280 --> 01:17:45,600 {\an8}-ComĂ©dien, madame. -Mais non, ce n'est pas un casting. 1970 01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:47,800 {\an8}-Je me suis trompĂ© d'Ă©tage. -Pas du tout. 1971 01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:52,360 {\an8}Il y a pas de casting. Car vous ne seriez pas venu. 1972 01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:54,200 {\an8}Balbutiement 1973 01:17:54,720 --> 01:17:56,320 {\an8}-Comment ça ? Je suis oĂč ? 1974 01:17:57,280 --> 01:17:58,920 {\an8}-Je suis psychologue. 1975 01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:00,000 {\an8}-Psychologue ? 1976 01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:00,240 {\an8}-Psychologue ? 1977 01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:03,360 {\an8}Le film, le casting. C'Ă©tait des conneries ? 1978 01:18:04,640 --> 01:18:06,160 {\an8}-Il y a mieux, il y a vous. 1979 01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:08,680 {\an8}-Vous ĂȘtes psy, oui. 1980 01:18:08,920 --> 01:18:11,800 {\an8}Vous faites une Ă©tude comportementale ou quoi ? 1981 01:18:12,040 --> 01:18:14,960 {\an8}-Vous savez que vous ĂȘtes pas une star du cinĂ©ma russe ? 1982 01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:16,440 {\an8}-Pardon ? 1983 01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:17,400 {\an8}-Et votre... 1984 01:18:17,640 --> 01:18:19,480 {\an8}meilleur ami transgenre ? 1985 01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:21,480 {\an8}-Bah... 1986 01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:32,200 {\an8}Je compose selon les circonstances. 1987 01:18:33,120 --> 01:18:35,480 {\an8}-C'est ce que voudrait Madeleine ? 1988 01:18:36,880 --> 01:18:38,200 {\an8}-Pardon, je vais y aller. 1989 01:18:38,440 --> 01:18:40,360 {\an8}La psychologie, Freud qui baise avec sa mĂšre, 1990 01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:42,760 {\an8}c'est pas pour les mecs comme moi. 1991 01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:46,200 {\an8}-Comment ça, "c'est pas pour les mecs comme moi" ? 1992 01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:52,000 {\an8}-C'est pas pour les mecs comme moi. 1993 01:18:56,320 --> 01:18:58,640 {\an8}Nous, on encaisse et on la ferme. 1994 01:19:08,680 --> 01:19:10,320 {\an8}Je dois parler de mon enfance ? 1995 01:19:10,560 --> 01:19:11,800 {\an8}-De ce que vous voulez. 1996 01:19:12,040 --> 01:19:12,840 {\an8}Le principe 1997 01:19:13,080 --> 01:19:15,600 {\an8}est de vous libĂ©rer de vos interrogations. 1998 01:19:15,840 --> 01:19:17,760 {\an8}On peut Ă©voquer Madeleine. 1999 01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:25,120 {\an8}-Les psys ont le secret mĂ©dical ? 2000 01:19:25,720 --> 01:19:26,440 {\an8}-Mmh. 2001 01:19:27,040 --> 01:19:28,040 {\an8}Je vous Ă©coute. 2002 01:19:28,560 --> 01:19:30,000 {\an8}-Je peux tout dire, lĂ  ? 2003 01:19:30,440 --> 01:19:31,480 {\an8}-Mmh. 2004 01:19:32,600 --> 01:19:33,520 {\an8}-DĂ©but, milieu, fin ? 2005 01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:34,680 {\an8}-Mmh. 2006 01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:45,120 {\an8}-Disons que ce soir-lĂ , 2007 01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:48,760 {\an8}ça faisait trois ans que j'avais perdu mon pote. 2008 01:19:49,920 --> 01:19:51,440 {\an8}J'avais un truc Ă  me prouver. 2009 01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:53,080 {\an8}Musique douce 2010 01:19:53,320 --> 01:19:58,000 {\an8}--- 2011 01:19:58,240 --> 01:19:58,880 {\an8}EnchantĂ©. 2012 01:19:59,800 --> 01:20:00,000 {\an8}-Tu as perdu quelqu'un ? 2013 01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:00,560 {\an8}-Tu as perdu quelqu'un ? 2014 01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:01,760 {\an8}--- 2015 01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:03,120 {\an8}--- Fracas 2016 01:20:03,360 --> 01:20:13,000 {\an8}--- 2017 01:20:13,240 --> 01:20:14,040 {\an8}--- Rire 2018 01:20:14,640 --> 01:20:15,400 {\an8}-Profites-en. 2019 01:20:15,640 --> 01:20:30,760 {\an8}--- 2020 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:32,640 {\an8}Musique triste 2021 01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:37,960 {\an8}--- 2022 01:20:39,080 --> 01:20:40,640 {\an8}-Et je suis arrivĂ© lĂ . 2023 01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:42,760 {\an8}Rire 2024 01:20:43,320 --> 01:20:45,120 {\an8}-Si ça ne tenait qu'Ă  moi, 2025 01:20:45,360 --> 01:20:46,520 {\an8}j'offrirais la consultation. 2026 01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:47,560 {\an8}-Il faut payer ? 2027 01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:49,480 {\an8}-Ah, bah, oui. --- 2028 01:20:52,120 --> 01:20:56,400 {\an8}-Resto, essence, psychologue. Elle commence Ă  coĂ»ter cher, Madeleine. 2029 01:20:57,040 --> 01:20:58,240 {\an8}Velcro 2030 01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:10,800 {\an8}Musique lente 2031 01:21:11,040 --> 01:21:22,520 {\an8}--- 2032 01:21:22,760 --> 01:21:24,880 {\an8}-Alors, tu as eu le rĂŽle, James Bond ? 2033 01:21:25,720 --> 01:21:27,920 {\an8}-Ouais, je crois que c'est bon. -Mmh. 2034 01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:30,720 {\an8}-Je cherche ma James Bond girl. 2035 01:21:30,960 --> 01:21:31,800 {\an8}--- 2036 01:21:32,040 --> 01:21:33,240 {\an8}Je pense Ă  toi. 2037 01:21:33,480 --> 01:21:35,520 {\an8}--- 2038 01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:38,560 {\an8}-On pense beaucoup l'un Ă  l'autre, derniĂšrement. 2039 01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:41,080 {\an8}--- 2040 01:21:41,320 --> 01:21:42,200 {\an8}-Merci. 2041 01:21:42,440 --> 01:21:44,040 {\an8}--- 2042 01:21:44,280 --> 01:21:45,160 {\an8}-Pour quoi ? 2043 01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:48,120 {\an8}-Pour tout ça. Te soucier de moi, et tout. 2044 01:21:49,120 --> 01:21:52,000 {\an8}-J'Ă©tais obligĂ©e. Tu es trĂšs nul avec les meufs. 2045 01:21:52,760 --> 01:21:54,920 {\an8}-C'est vrai. J'ai pas eu de bon exemple. 2046 01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:56,240 {\an8}--- 2047 01:21:56,480 --> 01:21:58,080 {\an8}-Mais il y a pas que ça. 2048 01:21:58,880 --> 01:22:00,000 {\an8}Il y a Isma, aussi. 2049 01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:00,160 {\an8}Il y a Isma, aussi. 2050 01:22:03,160 --> 01:22:04,120 {\an8}Sanglots 2051 01:22:04,360 --> 01:22:07,400 {\an8}--- 2052 01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:08,920 {\an8}-Bah... 2053 01:22:09,160 --> 01:22:10,760 {\an8}Franchement, il me manque. 2054 01:22:20,920 --> 01:22:21,920 {\an8}Il renifle. 2055 01:22:23,960 --> 01:22:24,960 {\an8}Sanglots 2056 01:22:26,760 --> 01:22:28,040 {\an8}--- 2057 01:22:28,280 --> 01:22:29,880 {\an8}Tu veux pas manger un morceau ? 2058 01:22:30,120 --> 01:22:31,800 {\an8}-Tu as faim ? -Ouais. 2059 01:22:32,280 --> 01:22:33,200 {\an8}--- 2060 01:22:35,400 --> 01:22:37,160 {\an8}J'ai des gens Ă  te prĂ©senter. 2061 01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:42,280 {\an8}Musique douce 2062 01:22:42,520 --> 01:23:00,000 {\an8}--- 2063 01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:32,480 {\an8}--- 2064 01:23:34,080 --> 01:23:35,400 {\an8}Tu regardes quoi, papa ? 2065 01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:38,640 {\an8}Soupir -Oh, je regarde comme ça. 2066 01:23:39,760 --> 01:23:40,840 {\an8}-C'est quoi ? 2067 01:23:41,080 --> 01:23:43,720 {\an8}-Je sais mĂȘme pas, il avait dĂ©jĂ  commencĂ©. 2068 01:23:43,960 --> 01:23:45,240 {\an8}*TĂ©lĂ©vision 2069 01:23:45,480 --> 01:23:48,120 {\an8}*--- 2070 01:23:48,360 --> 01:23:49,880 {\an8}C'est sympa d'ĂȘtre passĂ©s. 2071 01:23:50,120 --> 01:23:51,600 {\an8}*--- 2072 01:23:51,840 --> 01:23:54,040 {\an8}-Faut prendre soin des personnes ĂągĂ©es. 2073 01:23:54,560 --> 01:23:56,480 {\an8}Vous souffrez de la solitude. 2074 01:23:56,720 --> 01:24:00,000 {\an8}*--- 2075 01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:02,920 {\an8}*--- 2076 01:24:03,160 --> 01:24:04,760 {\an8}-Elle est bien, cette fille. 2077 01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:08,760 {\an8}*--- 2078 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:09,840 {\an8}-Ah, tu crois ? 2079 01:24:10,080 --> 01:24:12,120 {\an8}-J'ai pas une grande expĂ©rience. 2080 01:24:12,360 --> 01:24:15,560 {\an8}J'ai connu qu'une seule femme. C'Ă©tait la femme parfaite. 2081 01:24:16,640 --> 01:24:17,520 {\an8}-Ah ouais ? 2082 01:24:17,760 --> 01:24:20,040 {\an8}*--- 2083 01:24:20,280 --> 01:24:23,080 {\an8}Tu crois que c'est la bonne ? -Bah, tu pensais pas 2084 01:24:23,320 --> 01:24:25,880 {\an8}que j'allais, en 1 h, te dire si c'est la bonne. 2085 01:24:26,120 --> 01:24:27,600 {\an8}-Je sais pas, peut-ĂȘtre. 2086 01:24:28,040 --> 01:24:29,240 {\an8}-Par dĂ©finition, 2087 01:24:29,480 --> 01:24:32,640 {\an8}les gens sont bons, c'est la vie qui les rend mauvais. 2088 01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:35,720 {\an8}-Comment tu attires les bons ? 2089 01:24:35,960 --> 01:24:37,560 {\an8}-Tu attires que ce que tu es. 2090 01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:40,800 {\an8}Si c'est pas la bonne, c'est que tu as pas Ă©tĂ© le bon. 2091 01:24:41,480 --> 01:24:45,680 {\an8}L'important, c'est de surtout pas avoir peur de tomber amoureux. 2092 01:24:46,120 --> 01:24:47,640 {\an8}*--- 2093 01:24:47,880 --> 01:24:49,680 {\an8}-Va dire ça Ă  Isma, papa. 2094 01:24:50,680 --> 01:24:52,560 {\an8}-Mais Isma, ça n'a rien Ă  voir. 2095 01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:53,760 {\an8}Il Ă©tait fragile. 2096 01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:55,760 {\an8}Maintenant, laissez-le partir. 2097 01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:58,200 {\an8}C'est Ă  vous de comprendre 2098 01:24:58,440 --> 01:25:00,000 {\an8}que l'amour ne vient pas que du couple, 2099 01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:01,040 {\an8}que l'amour ne vient pas que du couple, 2100 01:25:01,280 --> 01:25:02,840 {\an8}mais de tous les gens que tu aimes. 2101 01:25:03,800 --> 01:25:06,400 {\an8}-De lĂ  Ă  parler d'amour, quand mĂȘme. -Quoi ? 2102 01:25:06,640 --> 01:25:08,000 {\an8}Tu aimes pas cette fille ? 2103 01:25:12,960 --> 01:25:13,880 {\an8}-Si, je crois. 2104 01:25:14,840 --> 01:25:16,240 {\an8}-Bah, profite, hein. 2105 01:25:16,480 --> 01:25:19,240 {\an8}Ca sera plus jamais aussi fort qu'au dĂ©but. 2106 01:25:19,840 --> 01:25:23,280 {\an8}Avec le temps, tu l'aimeras pas moins, tu l'aimeras mieux. 2107 01:25:25,160 --> 01:25:29,160 {\an8}Crois pas qu'en restant avec une, tu abandonnes les autres. 2108 01:25:29,400 --> 01:25:30,320 {\an8}Quand tu la perdras, 2109 01:25:30,560 --> 01:25:32,880 {\an8}tu la chercheras dans toutes les autres. 2110 01:25:33,120 --> 01:25:35,480 {\an8}Des belles filles, il y en a plein. 2111 01:25:35,720 --> 01:25:39,120 {\an8}Ce qui importe, c'est ce qu'elle a dans la tĂȘte. 2112 01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:40,600 {\an8}Le reste, ça s'effrite. 2113 01:25:41,840 --> 01:25:43,040 {\an8}-Sauf si elle a Alzheimer ? 2114 01:25:43,280 --> 01:25:46,760 {\an8}Rire -Oui. Sauf si elle a Alzheimer. 2115 01:25:49,680 --> 01:25:52,720 {\an8}Tu sais, j'ai pas eu la chance de recevoir beaucoup 2116 01:25:52,960 --> 01:25:55,440 {\an8}de conseils de ton grand-pĂšre, mais... 2117 01:25:55,920 --> 01:25:59,880 {\an8}il y a un refrain qu'il chantait que je n'oublierai jamais. 2118 01:26:03,760 --> 01:26:05,800 {\an8}Le pĂšre chante en arabe. 2119 01:26:06,040 --> 01:26:09,000 {\an8}--- 2120 01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:15,000 {\an8}--- 2121 01:26:16,040 --> 01:26:20,320 {\an8}--- 2122 01:26:20,920 --> 01:26:25,280 {\an8}--- 2123 01:26:26,160 --> 01:26:29,920 {\an8}--- 2124 01:26:30,640 --> 01:26:32,840 {\an8}"Vivo" (Andrea Laszlo De Simone) 2125 01:26:33,080 --> 01:26:36,360 {\an8}--- 2126 01:26:36,600 --> 01:27:00,000 {\an8}--- 2127 01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:24,800 {\an8}--- 2128 01:27:25,040 --> 01:28:00,000 {\an8}--- 2129 01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:20,320 {\an8}--- 2130 01:28:20,560 --> 01:28:53,960 {\an8}--- 2131 01:28:54,200 --> 01:29:00,000 {\an8}--- 2132 01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:27,600 {\an8}--- 2133 01:29:27,840 --> 01:30:00,000 {\an8}--- 2134 01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:09,120 {\an8}--- 2135 01:30:09,360 --> 01:30:53,920 {\an8}--- 2136 01:30:56,720 --> 01:30:59,400 {\an8}Musique orientale 2137 01:30:59,640 --> 01:31:00,000 {\an8}--- 2138 01:31:00,000 --> 01:32:00,000 {\an8}--- 2139 01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:12,480 {\an8}--- 2140 01:32:12,720 --> 01:33:00,000 {\an8}--- 2141 01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:25,520 {\an8}--- 2142 01:33:25,760 --> 01:33:28,520 {\an8}Sous-titres : Sandrine Niggeler 2143 01:33:28,760 --> 01:33:31,560 {\an8}Sous-titrage : TransPerfect Media France 157483

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