All language subtitles for Jake and the Fatman - 3x01 - I Only Have Eyes for You

God.

I have trained that dog myself.

Max has had the finest training
any animal can possibly get.

The dog sits there and it breathes.
It doesn't do anything. What does it do?

Oh, nonsense. Here, watch this.

Max!

Stay!

You see, gentlemen?

Mr. McCabe.

Eh?

Oh, yes, yes.

Gentlemen, I think it's about time
I introduced you to my new secretary,

Miss Elizabeth Berkeley-Smithe.

I beg your pardon, sir, but
that's Elizabeth no e Barkley-Smythe.

Oh, well, I'm terribly sorry,
Elizabeth Barkley-Smythe.

By the way, it's time for Max to
take his morning constitutional.

Would you see to it that he
gets his bum over to the park

so that he can take care of that for me?

Yes, certainly, sir.

Thank you very much.

Maximilian, come.

Oh, I almost forgot, Mr. McCabe.

There is someone to see you, says it's
important, and, er, she seems very upset.

Well, why didn't you tell me before?
Ask her to come in.

Um, Mr... Mr. McCabe?

Rachel.

Well, what are you doing
in Honolulu, my dear?

He's out.

Tony Chaff got out of
prison and he's after me.

Rachel Barnes, this is Jake
Styles, my investigator,

and Derek Mitchell, my assistant.

Hi, how are you ? Nice to meet you.

Hi.

Please have a seat, won't you?

Yeah, let me take your bags.

Jumped on a plane last night.

Haven't slept much. I've been so scared.

Who's Tony Chaff?

Well, he, uh...

He attacked Rachel about
six or seven years ago

and her testimony convicted him.

He, uh...

He sent me this.

When he was sent away,

he made all these threats against me.

And when he was in prison, though,
he turned into some kind of, um,

model prisoner or something,
and I heard he got out.

And then he sent me that letter.

Well, that's very clever.

On the surface, though, there
doesn't seem to be too much to it.

Yeah, but right there,
where it says, um...

Remember that night we spent together?
I'd love to reminisce with you about it.

That's the night that he, um,
attacked me.

And that's what I think
he wants to do again.

This is the last time you
heard him, from this letter?

No.

Um...

I started seeing him around.

Across from my apartment,

just watching.

And in the restaurant where I worked.

He never said anything.

He just looked at me.

And then the phone call started.

Did he threaten you?

Not in so many words, but
he kept on talking about that night.

And how he wanted to relive it.

Did you call the police?

Of course.

But they said there was nothing they
could do unless he tried something.

I started having those nightmares again.

He'd be after me, trying to kill me.

I couldn't take it anymore, Mr. McCabe.

I remembered how nice you've
been to me at the trial,

and I thought that if I came
here, maybe you could help me.

Well, of course we will, my dear.

Don't you worry about it.

Why don't I call the mainland,

see what I can find out about this guy?

Good, Derek.

And find out who his
parole officer, huh?

Jake, how much you've been keeping
an eye on that secretary's place,

the one on vacation, Linda Dayton?

Yeah, I've been watching her
house, taking care of her bird.

You think she'd mind if
Rachel stayed there a few days?

No, I guess not. I guess that'd be fine.

There. You see.

Thanks.

Well, this is it.

You got a bathroom here to your right.

You got upstairs.
It's really nice.

There's a kitchen to your left.

Oh, that's the Bird Crusoe Hostel.

Oh, look at him.

Hey there, pretty thing.

Hello.

Can you sing for me?

It's real nice.

Yeah, it is nice.

I'm telling Linda for months she should
get better locks in these doors.

She doesn't listen to me, though.

Damn.

What's wrong?

What's the matter?

It's him. He's right there.

He must have followed me.

They're bird watchers.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, this is awful.

I'm seeing him everywhere.

You must think I'm
some kind of goofball.

No.

No, I don't think you're a goofball.
I think, uh...

I think you're tired,
and I think you're...

I think you're a little scared.

I'll tell you what.

Why don't you, uh, relax here,
make yourself at home, get comfortable ?

I'm gonna run to the
store and see what I can do

about getting some locks for
these windows and doors, okay?

Okay. Yeah.

Guess I could use a little rest.

Yeah. I'll be back in about 10 minutes.

- Okay?
- Yeah.

All right.

Hello, pretty thing.

How you doing?
You talking to me, are you, talking bird?

Yeah, you need some air. Me too.

Rachel !

Jake ! Jake !

It's him !

Right there, at the window.
Come on !

I saw him. I swear.

Please, don't think I'm crazy.

He was there.

Somebody was here, that's for sure.

It was footprints in
the dirt by the patio.

So, somebody was there.

It was him, I swear.
I saw him right up close.

But if Tony Chaff is here on Oahu now,

that means that he actually followed
you to the airport last night.

Maybe he even got himself
on the same flight.

- Mr. McCabe.
- Yes.

Excuse me, I'm sorry about this,
sir, but this seems to be your day

for people who absolutely positively
have to see you right away.

Oh, my God, it's him.

I figured you'd all be here.

Hey, Mr. McCabe. How you doing?

You were on their patio this afternoon ?

Do you believe the coincidence?

I'm over here looking
for a place to stay,

and zip, the curtain goes
back, and there she is.

I don't know who's more
surprised, her or me.

Oh, come on, Chaff.

You just happened to be apartment
hunting in the same place

as the woman who sent you
to prison six years ago?

What was the manager's name?
Your apartment?

Oh, it was...

Haunani Lania.

Means snowflower in
Hawaiian. Isn't that pretty?

You followed me.

I've always wanted to live here.

Dreamed about it for six years.

Why did you take off when she saw you?

What, you think I'm stupid?

I knew she'd be scared to death of me.

She'd accuse me of something.

Mr. McCabe, I'm trying
to be straight now.

I'm leveling with you.

I spent six years in
prison trying to figure out

what I wanted to do
with the rest of my life.

I realized I didn't want to
spend any more in prison, so...

So I thought I'd come over here

and tell you what I was
doing at that apartment.

So you wouldn't think that I
was stalking her or something.

You're breaking parole by being here.

Your PO wouldn't let you get on
the plane and come here this fast.

Parole? No.

No, I couldn't deal with that.

I turned down early release dates.
Served my full time.

Got some off for good behavior.

I'm a free man now.

I come and go as I please.

I like it here.

I'm gonna settle down
and get a job and...

Rachel, I want to get together with you

and apologize for any pains I
might have caused you in the past.

I don't want you anywhere
near her. Understand?

You ought to go around
threatening people,

catching trouble with the law.

Isn't that right, Mr. McCabe?

Big trouble.

OK, we're here.

Great.

You sure this is OK,
me staying with you?

Sure, it's no problem.

Whoop.

It's OK.

- You sure it's no bother?
- No, it's no bother.

Please, I think you'll
be a lot safer here.

Come on, I'll show you inside.

- Look at this ! This is don.
- Yeah.

Is it yours, or do you rent it?

Well, let's just say I got a deal.

- Can you get the door for me ?
- Oh, sure.

Oh, this is wonderful.

That's pretty nice, isn't it?

It's a great house.

Jesus, you're so lucky to
have a beach and everything.

Let me put him over here.

OK.

Bedroom's right in there.
I'll put your bag in there, OK?

Thanks.

All right.

Hey, Caruso.

How you doing?
You doing OK?

You need a little water, huh?

OK, hang on.

Oh, look at this kitchen.

You like it?

Yeah.

Do you cook?

Oh, yeah, all the time.

All the time.

I make real mean ham casserole.

Maybe I could make one for you.

I'm no dummy.
I'll take care of my mess.

I'm going to give this to the bird, OK?

Sure.

Tony Chaff...

What did he do to you?

He, uh, well, I guess you
could say he attacked me.

Yeah...

It's all right.

It's OK.

Who is it?

It's me, Jake.

See?

Yeah.

Jumpy.

- Hey, come on in.
- Hi.

Here you go, pretty boy.

I've, uh, got something I want
to ask you to do for me, Jake.

What's that?

It's a restraining order on Tony Chaff.

I want you to serve it to him
the first thing in the morning.

You got it.

Restraining order?

Oh, well, that's a legal document

which sets certain limits
on his relationship with you.

If he bothers you, harasses
you, you can have him arrested.

It's just that simple.

Oh, Mr. McCabe !

Thank you so much.
I knew that will have to come.

Well, who is that in that cage?

That's a grotesque thing.

Oh, that's, uh, Linda Dayton's bird.

I figured it'd be easier
if I brought him here.

Why people keep silly,
stupid pets like that?

If you want a pet, you should
have one with substance, huh?

Intelligence,
personality, like, uh, Max.

- I'll see you.
- See you later.

Yeah, right.

- Bye.
- Bye.

See you later.

You all right?

Is there somewhere I can
freshen up before dinner?

Yeah, sure. Come on, I'll show you.

OK. Thanks.

I, uh, I'll put your things in here.
You can have the bedroom, OK?

No.

No, no.
That's not right.

You're giving up your bed.

- I can sit on the couch.
- No, no, no, no, no.

You, no, no.
You stay in here, I like the couch.

It's... it's OK.
I'll... I'll stay on the couch.

Did I say something wrong?

No.

No, no.

I just, uh... Oh, I guess I
just... It hit me, you know?

What I've done.

You know, I don't even
know what's in these.

I was so scared, I just threw things in.

Now here I am, thousands
of miles from home.

Yeah, I know the feeling.

It's so rough.

It makes me mad.

I'm tired of being scared
all the time, you know?

This guy's ruining my life, even
if he never lays a hand on me.

You can't give him that power.

If you do, he's already won, you know...

Yeah, I know.

You're right.

Look, you can stay here
as long as you need to.

It's OK.

Thanks.

I'll tell you what.

Um, why don't you, uh, find out
what's in the mystery suitcase, OK?

And... Are you hungry?

Yeah.

You like linguine with red clam sauce?

Good, because that's one of the
few things I know how to make.

OK, so I'll cook.

After you eat, everything
will be better, OK?

OK.

All right.

What are you doing here?

Good evening, Officer Styles.

Put your hands on the hood.

Sure.

OK.

Hands on the hood.
Let's go.

Spread them.

I'm looking for an address.

I'm driving cab now.

2943 something Cali and Oli.

Something highway.
You know what that is?

What are you taking me for? A moron ?

You got the wrong address, pal.

Come over here.

Listen, since you bothered
to come all the way out here,

I got something for you.

Restraining order, OK?

Restraining order.

- Sure.
- 50 feet.

You stay at least 50 feet from Rachel
Barnes or I'm taking your butt to jail.

You got it?

Move it.

Hey, man's got a right to
make a living, you know.

50 feet.

Now get the hell out of here.

OK.

He's never gonna leave me alone.

If I go back to Los Angeles,
he's just gonna follow me.

And sooner or later, he's gonna get me.

Rachel,

what did he do to you six years ago?

He, uh...

He hit me.

And everything went
black for a minute, and...

And when I woke up, he had a
washcloth in my mouth, and...

He had lots of this big, gray tape
that he was wrappin' around and...

And around, and...

I thought I was gonna suffocate.

I could hardly breathe.

And he, um...

He tore my clothes open.

He was talkin'.

Saying all these truly bizarre
things that I didn't understand.

And he was smokin' a cigarette.

He started burning me.

It all went on for hours.

At least it seemed that way.

I'd pass out and I'd wake up
and he'd start it all over again.

I was praying I would die.

He's been asking for you, Mr. Stiyes.

Yeah...

Where the hell have you been ?
It's 10.30.

I know, I know.

Chaff was at
my house last night.

He knows Rachel's there.

He says he's got a job
driving for Island Cab.

All right, Derek, call and
see if he's working there, huh?

I served in the restraining order.

I don't think he's gonna
pay much attention to it.

But if he doesn't, we'll get him.

Rachel told me what he did to her.

Where is she now?

They got her a job at a
restaurant near my place.

Big place, lots of people.
I think she'd be all right there.

All right, contact HPD.

Got a couple of police to
escort her to and from work.

Thanks, I was gonna ask.

It's true, Tony Chaff
drives for Island Cab.

Great.

He can go anywhere he
wants, all over the island.

All right, Derek, that's it for now.

Sit down, Jake.

You listen to me.

You better get hold of yourself.

Tony Chaff is plenty smarter.
He knows what he's doing.

Oh, good.

That's good.

Why don't we just sit around and
let him terrorize the hell out of her?

Why don't we do that?

He's had six years to figure it all out.

Yeah...

He knows what he can
do and what he can't do.

He's making all the right moves.

He's paid his debt to society.
He's gainfully employed.

He's been served a restraining order.

There's not much more we can do.

Legally?

Just what the hell are you saying to me?

No.

Back on the force in LA,
this woman, she came to us.

She wanted some help.

Just very pretty, bright,
smart, smart as a whip.

A lot of class.

And there was this nut, some
guy who was obsessed with her.

He'd call her, make threats.

He kept after her,
call her on the phone,

all kinds of weird things.

It's just, you know the routine.

Same... Same thing.

Anyway, this guy, he...

... scared the hell out of her.

So she came to us for help.

I mean, she begged for protection.

Woman got the same story.

Can't do anything.

Can't do anything until
the man breaks the law.

The guy never broke the law.

Not until he killed her.

Here you go.

Thanks, officer.

You sure you're going to be okay?

I'll be fine.
Thanks a lot.

All right.

Bye.
Thanks.

Jake ?

Jake ?

If you're trying to force entry,

you'll probably shim the door to get in.

Steven, I want you to take this
place apart, you understand?

Hey, don't worry about it,
Jake, will dust everything.

Okay. I'm gonna make
this guy go bad. Got it?

No problem. Whatever you want.

You okay?

What am I gonna do?

Where else can I go?

It's never gonna end.

You have to trust me.

Alright? I'm not gonna
let anything happen to you.

And then the man said to him,

you don't understand,
Your Honor, I'm a judge too.

I gotta talk to you.

Excuse me, I gotta talk to you.

Excuse me, Your Honor.

Jake, you've got the
manners of a water buffalo.

What the hell's the matter with you?

That's Judge Enoguchi.

Now what's this all about?

Linda Dayton's cockatiel.

Chaff snapped its neck and served it up
as a main course for Rachel's dinner.

Is she okay?

No, she's not okay.

Scum's playing with her
head and it's working too.

Well, there's nothing we
can do if nobody saw it.

We can't prove that he did it.

Don't give me that innocent
till proven guilty crap.

We play by those rules so we
can get Rachel's eulogy ready.

What rules are you thinking about?

What goes around comes around.

Jake, you stay out of this.

I'll handle it.

You got that?

For I only have eyes for you, babe.

I only have eyes...

Hey, what the hell?

What the...

Hey!

Clean up on three.

Want a tip?

Try this.

If your water ever goes off,
it won't sting your eyes.

What are you doing?

It's Thursday.
I shop.

Let me tell you something, Styles.

You can watch me,
you can follow me,

you can become a shadow if you want,

but you're going to get tired,
and your eyes are going to close.

Oh, no, you got me all wrong.

I'm just trying to help
you out, that's all.

Good.

I like games.

Nobody plays games better than me.

I had six years to think
about in that brick house.

Six years with no toilet
seats, no palm trees,

no pretty little
freckle-faced girls either.

Come on, Styles. Come on, whatever.

Come on.

I'm going to beat you.

I think your aloha
spirit needs some work.

You might be happier somewhere else.

Think about it.

Oh, lighter fluid.
You're all out. Aloha.

Good night, Jake. See ya.

- Hey.
- Hey, Jake.

What's up?

Nothing much.

Much to coffee, it'll kill you.

Somebody give you these.

Yeah ?

Whitney Houston concert.

Yeah, I thought you and Rachel might
enjoy it, you know get out of the house,

ease the tention a little bit.

You supply me with an alibi.

Why ?

We're buddies, right ?
So, you tell me why.

Yeah, okay.

I got a couple of friends over at HPD.

They owe me a favor.

I figured that maybe while you
and Rachel were at the concert, they'd...

They'd pick up Tony Chaff
and read him the riot act

and put him on a plane
back to the mainland. Simple.

Wait a minute. Describe put.
What is put ?

Jake, nobody's gonna get hurt.

They're just gonna get
his butt off this island.

Look...

Find yourself a nice
girl, go see Whitney.

You let me take care of Chaff, OK?

I appreciate it.

You do what you want to do, and
I'm going to do what I want to do.

Look, Jake, damn it, I want to help.

He's not going to be expecting this.

Let me tell you something.

What happens if your friends blow it?

It's going to come and
smack you right in the head.

You know what happens then?

You kiss your career goodbye.

It's over.

You got a great future ahead of you.

You really do.

J.L. thinks you're good.

He thinks you're so good that you're
going to have his job one day.

I agree with him.

Don't throw it away for this guy.

It's not worth it.

You got it?

- Jake, I...
- Look.

Hey, I know what you're trying to do,

but you let me take care of it.

All right?

I mean it.

Look, Jake.

Yeah?

Do me a favor, huh?

Don't do anything stupid, please.

Do I look like a guy who's
gonna do something stupid?

Get out of here.
Go away.

Hello?

Jake?

Oh, thank God you're there.

What's wrong?

He's here.

Alright. I'm on my way.

Rachel?

Where is he?

He's over there.

He just came in and he's just
been sitting there watching me.

All right, stay here.

You don't get the message, do you?

It's a public place.

50 feet, baby.

That's the law.

Go on, check it.

Be my guest.

She's at least 60 feet.

See, I anticipated restraining orders.

So when I was on the inside, I trained
myself to be a judge of distance.

You'd be amazed how accurate you get,

especially when you have a couple
thousand hours to practice doing it.

I want you out of here now.

No, I haven't finished my beer.

I said I want you off the island.

I want you off the island.
Do you understand me?

Hey, folks, isn't this amazing?

This guy keeps telling me
that he owns the island.

Isn't that something?

I mean, I thought Hawaii belonged
to all you nice people here.

I'm going to dance all
over the island, tough guy,

and there's not a damn
thing you can do about it.

Yeah, yeah, come on.

Come on.

You've got it. Yeah, come on.

Get up.

Yeah, you've got it.

Come on !

Come on, back off.

Come on, yeah, you want a piece of this?

Come on, let's go.

Follow me around since
I got off the plane, man.

You are crazy.

I'm going to go home, all right.

Get off me !

Let's go.

I want that animal put in
a cell where he belongs.

Look what he did to me.

The man's crazy.

He's insane.

Come on, Chaff.

He never laid a hand on you.

I know what happened.

He was restrained before
he could even touch you.

This happened after the restaurant.

Happened later.

He jumped me from behind.

Jake wouldn't jump anybody from behind.

That's not his style.

Then how the hell did
my face get messed up?

I can think of a dozen ways, and you
wouldn't be above any of them.

Mr. McCabe, we've got a
major problem with HPD.

Later, Derek.

It's about him.

All right, give me the brief version.

He's been very thorough.

He's managed to come up with a couple of
lying witnesses to corroborate his story.

He filled out a crime report
alleging Jake assaulted him.

Assaulted me?

Look at my face, kid.

He's pretty ugly, isn't it?

He beat me to a pulp.

This is reality, Mr. McCabe.

The man broke into my apartment.

He burned my clothes.

He assaulted me in that
bar, and last night,
he beat me half to death.

Now, I'm warning you.

If you don't put him in a cell,
I'm going to the US attorney,

and I'm going to have him prosecuted
for violating my civil rights.

Why are you doing this to him?

I'm sorry, ma'am. We've got no choice.

A warrant was issued from his arrest.

Rachel, I don't want you
to stay here, you hear me?

It doesn't make any difference.

It's no use.

Get my keys, get the
Mustang, and get out of here.

You go to McCabe's office.

You tell him what's going on.
You do what I tell you to do.

It's no use, Jake.

No one can stop him.

Do it!

Nice view, isn't it?

I bet people come up here
and jump all the time.

Scared people, responding people.

Just one last leap into eternity.

You ruined my whole life.

Ruined yours?

No.

You only did what you made me do.

Rachel, I wanted to marry you.

You were going to be my bride.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, I knew you were going to be my
wife from the first time I saw you.

Oh, please, I don't want to hear this.

But now I'm going to
have to find someone else.

I'm going to have to go back home,

and I'm going to have to look
all over again for someone else.

It's such a shame.

You're so perfect, Rachel.

You're just so perfect.

Back away!

Back away, now!

Guess what goes through your head.

God knows I'd love to do it.

Get your hands on your head.

Rachel, reach down there and get that piece
off his ankle and bring it back here to me.

All right, turn around.
Let's go.

Well, well, well,

I do hope you don't consider this a
violation of your civil rights, Mr. Chaff.

You set me up.

I walked right in.

Pretty amazing, isn't it?
An old jailhouse lawyer like you.

I thought you'd be a whole lot smarter.

I'm smart enough not to
stay in jail very long.

I was saying aloha before
you know it, Mr. McCabe.

You're gonna have a white beard down to your
ankles before you ever get out, my friend.

I've got you for terroristic threatening, ex-con
with a gun, and carrying a concealed weapon.

Hope you like our prison.

It's gonna be a long time
before you see LA again.

Yeah, at least 50 years.

So it looks like I'm gonna
have to say aloha to you.

It's nice out here, isn't it?

Yeah.

I'm going to miss this place.

It's so peaceful.

You look out at the big ocean, and
all your troubles just seem to go away.

You could stay, you know.

I mean, you've got a job.

All you have to do is
find a place to live.

No.

It'd be nice for a while,
but I've got to go back.

I want to spend some
time with my family.

You know, when all this
was happening to me,

I realized I haven't stayed as
close to my family as I could have.

I think I'd like to
spend some time at home.

I mean, you never know
how much time you have.

Well, leave your limo to the airport.

Come on.

I really want to thank you, Jake.

I don't know what I would
have done without you.

Well, we ought to thank you.

If you hadn't been so brave,
Tony Chaff would still be on the loose.

Next stop, Honolulu
International Airport.

And then Los Angeles,
and then Nashville,

then in Tennessee.

Look, um, you have a safe flight.

Take care of yourself.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Come visit me sometime.

Scaloy of that ham casserole.

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