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MAN: Here we go.
HELGA: Arnold.
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(YOWLING)
(BARKING)
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Hey, Arnold!
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(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CRASHING)
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(SCREAMS)
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Hey, Arnold!
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Arnold.
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Arnold.
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(SIREN WAILING)
Arnold.
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Arnold.
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Move it, football head!
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ALL: Hey, Arnold!
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MS. SLOVAK: Arnold?
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Arnold.
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Arnold.
Huh?
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Oh, sorry. What was
the word again?
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(SIGHS) Nuclear.
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Oh, yeah. Nuclear.
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N-U-C-L-E-A-R.
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Right! (EXCLAIMS)
(ALL CHEER)
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That means you
and Helga are
the best spellers in school.
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The City-Wide Spelling Bee
is on Saturday.
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And there's
a $500 prize.
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So good luck
to you two.
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And, Helga, don't spend
all that money in one place.
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I won't, Ms. Slovak.
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I'll win, just like
I'm supposed to.
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Good girl.
One last announcement.
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They are conducting some
very dangerous asbestos
tests this weekend.
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So when you come
to class on Monday,
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it's very, very important
that you all bring...
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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(ALL CHATTER)
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Good luck tomorrow, Helga.
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(SCOFFS) Yeah, right.
Just get ready
to lose your butt.
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If only my love could know
the torment of my soul.
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I am telling you, Arnold,
you got it made.
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A few years
on the spelling bee circuit,
at 500 a pop,
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and you could
retire by age 14.
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You kidding?
Helga's gonna cream me.
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Think of what
you can get
with that 500 bucks.
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Yeah.
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The Tone Master 2000.
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Five octaves,
800 megabytes
of music storage.
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And over 250
pre-programmed instruments.
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GERALD:
It's only 499.95.
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You'll even have
change left over.
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You're right, Gerald.
I'm gonna win that
spelling bee no matter what.
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Now you're talking, man.
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This is terrible.
If I win, I lose.
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If I lose, I lose.
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I should be happy,
but I'm not.
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There is nobody
on the planet
with worse luck than me.
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(SIGHS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(SCREAMS)
(DOGS BARKING)
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Thanks for the pep talk.
You'll be there for me
tomorrow, right, Gerald?
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What, are you crazy?
And blow my whole Saturday?
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You'll be fine.
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Just remember, I before E,
except after C.
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Yeah, right.
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ARNOLD: I before E,
except after C.
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I before E...
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♪ It's Big Bob's beepers
He's the king
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♪ Big Bob's beepers
Ting-ting-ting
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(BEEPING)
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♪ Big Bob's beepers
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(APPLAUDING)
I'm Big Bob Pataki,
the beeper king.
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Remember, we'll beat
any advertised price,
unless it's lower.
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Come on down
to our Beeper Emporium
this Saturday
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for our Annual
Spelling Bee sale.
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If my daughter Helga
doesn't win the contest,
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you get your
first beeper free!
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And remember...
(BEEPING)
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♪ Big Bob's beepers ♪
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(LAUGHS)
I love that ad.
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All right, back to work.
Next word is clavichord.
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Please, Dad, I'm so tired.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Your sister Olga
could spell that word
when she was five.
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And what are you now?
Six, seven?
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Nine, Dad.
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Whatever. Point is
you're a Pataki.
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And Patakis
are winners, right?
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Yes, Dad.
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I remember the first time
your sister Olga won
the city spelling bee.
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It was the greatest
moment of her life.
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She was so happy.
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I'll never forget
when she got
that final word...
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Qualm.
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Q-U-A-L-M.
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Qualm.
(SIGHS)
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The L was practically silent.
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But she nailed it.
She nailed that L.
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Please, Dad, I've heard
this story a million times.
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And you know why?
Because it was
a Pataki moment, that's why.
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She won that trophy.
And then she won another.
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And another. And soon
this whole room
was full of trophies.
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But I saved a spot
for you, right there.
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Behind that little one
in the back row. See it?
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Uh, sort of.
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Well, it's there.
And all you gotta do is win.
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You hear me? Win.
Win. Win!
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(SIGHS)
Okay, Dad.
I'll do my best.
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Clavichord.
C-L-A-V-I-C-H-O-R-D.
Clavichord.
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Phlegm. P-H-L-E...
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Uh...
(TOILET FLUSHES)
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G-M. Phlegm.
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When you get to be my age,
that's a word you use a lot.
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Milk and cookies?
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No, thanks, Grandpa.
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Hey, what's bugging you,
short man?
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I don't know, Grandpa.
It's just...
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I don't think I have
a chance to win
this thing tomorrow.
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(LAUGHS)
Oh, now listen, boy.
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You know your grandma and me
will be proud of you
no matter how good you do.
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You don't have
to prove anything to us.
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I know.
You're just as smart
as any kid there.
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The only thing
that can beat you
is your attitude.
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You're right, Grandpa.
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All I have to do
is think positive.
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Here. Ask me a word. Any word.
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Okay, here's one.
Onomatopoeia.
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(SIGHS)
Like I said, Arnold, we'll be
proud of you no matter what.
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I just hope
I don't embarrass myself.
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Don't worry, you won't.
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Gerald, you came!
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Sure. I wouldn't
miss your big day.
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You're a pal.
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So, where's the snackbar?
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BIG BOB:
Now remember, pumpkin,
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all these other kids
have studied
and worked real hard,
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day and night
just to get this far.
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But they're all
suckers and saps.
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That trophy
belongs to us.
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I know, Dad.
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Oh, and one other thing.
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We got beepers
riding on this thing.
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So when you're up there,
wear this around
your neck, okay?
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But, Dad!
This is Olga's medal.
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I don't need this.
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Just wear it
for good luck, honey.
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(GROANS)
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TEACHER:
Everyone knows the rules.
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Last speller standing
is the city champion.
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And let the spelling begin.
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The first word is glacial.
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Glacial. G-L-A-C-I-E-L.
Glacial.
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(BUZZER BUZZES)
I'm sorry, dear.
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That is incorrect.
You are out.
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(SNICKERS)
This is gonna be cake.
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Sanctimonious. S-A-N...
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Philately. P-H-I-L-A-T-E-L-Y.
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(ALL CHEER)
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Effervescent.
Spurious.
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(BUZZER BUZZES)
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Lupine. L-U-P-A-N.
(BUZZER BUZZES)
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(LAUGHS)
They're dropping like flies.
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(BUZZER BUZZES)
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Velocipede.
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V-E-L-O-C-I-P-E-D...
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Uh... E.
Velocipede.
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(ALL CHEER)
(SIGHS)
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That's it. Time for
a little insurance policy.
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With only three spellers left,
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let's start
with Seymour Stump.
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Seymour, spell pasquinade.
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No kid can spell that.
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Pasquinade.
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P-A-S-Q-U-I-N-A-D-E.
Pasquinade.
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That is right.
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(BELL DINGS)
(APPLAUDING)
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SEYMOUR'S MOM: Hello, hello?
Oops.
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Seymour, Seymour,
you there?
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Did you get pasquinade?
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Heinz.
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No, I'm just
a pawn in a corrupt game.
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I'm innocent.
Innocent, I tell you.
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Innocent!
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Psst. Psst.
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Lot of big words out there.
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Be pretty easy to mess one up.
Huh?
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Well, suppose you
missed your next word,
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but somebody paid you
the prize money anyway.
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You mean like
lose on purpose?
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Oh, it's not like that.
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It's more like just
making sure that the kid who's
the best speller really wins.
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Come on. There must be
something you wanna buy
with those 500 smackers.
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(PLAYING MUSIC)
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If you lose, you win.
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If you try to win,
you'll probably lose.
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So get out there
and lose like a winner.
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Hey, what were you
talking to my dad about?
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BIG BOB:
If you lose, you win.
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GERALD:
Tone Master 2000.
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(ALL CHEER)
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All right, Arnold,
you're next.
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Your word is onomatopoeia.
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00:10:04,587 --> 00:10:05,919
Onomatopoeia.
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O-N-O-M-A
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T-O-P-O-E-I-A.
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Onomatopoeia.
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(ALL CHEER)
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00:10:19,856 --> 00:10:22,487
GRANDPA:
Way to spell that word!
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00:10:25,556 --> 00:10:27,822
I can't believe it!
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00:10:27,857 --> 00:10:30,655
He didn't think
I could do it on my own.
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00:10:30,691 --> 00:10:33,090
All right, Helga,
you're next.
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00:10:33,125 --> 00:10:35,989
And your word is qualm.
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00:10:37,925 --> 00:10:41,724
Qualm? She's heard
that story a million times.
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00:10:41,759 --> 00:10:44,424
She's got it.
She's got it.
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Let's see. Qualm.
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Q-U-A-L...
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BIG BOB: You got it.
X.
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(BUZZER BUZZES)
What!
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(ALL CHATTERING)
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That is incorrect.
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Arnold is the new champion.
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(ALL CHEER)
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00:11:04,362 --> 00:11:07,994
How could you miss qualm?
We just talked
about it last night.
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Did we?
What do you mean "did we"?
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I've told that story
a million times.
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Oh, yeah.
I guess I just forgot.
(GRUNTS)
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MAN: Look,
it's Big Bob.
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WOMAN:
His kid lost.
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Beepers for everybody!
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You know, Dad. I think
you're gonna need this
for good luck.
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ALL: We want beepers.
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BIG BOB: It was a joke.
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Didn't you see
the disclaimer?
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You did good, kiddo.
I'm proud of you.
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We all are, man.
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Thanks, guys.
It feels good to win.
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00:11:37,666 --> 00:11:39,498
But I hope Helga's
not taking it too hard.
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I'm free! I'm free! I'm free!
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ARNOLD:
Okay, now follow my hand.
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(COOING)
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Good, very nice.
Here you go, Lester.
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00:12:08,971 --> 00:12:10,336
Good boy, Fester.
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00:12:10,371 --> 00:12:13,303
Eat up, Chester.
You've got a long trip
ahead of you.
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00:12:16,639 --> 00:12:19,637
Hey, Chester, what's
the matter? You haven't
eaten all your dinner.
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00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:21,237
Nah, must not be hungry.
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00:12:23,973 --> 00:12:25,304
You remember
where Gerald lives?
244
00:12:25,740 --> 00:12:27,872
(COOING)
245
00:12:27,907 --> 00:12:29,539
Do you remember
who Gerald is?
246
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:33,473
(COOS)
Good. Fly this
to Gerald, okay?
247
00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:41,907
Take your time, Chester.
Pace yourself.
248
00:12:41,943 --> 00:12:44,241
Hmm. Maybe I
should've sent Fester.
249
00:12:46,944 --> 00:12:49,209
Hey, where's Gerald?
He's not here yet.
250
00:12:49,244 --> 00:12:51,176
Boy, he should've
been here by now.
251
00:12:51,211 --> 00:12:54,176
I sent one of my
carrier pigeons with a note
over an hour ago.
252
00:12:54,211 --> 00:12:58,476
A carrier pigeon?
That's brilliant, Einstein.
253
00:12:58,512 --> 00:13:00,243
You can't count
on a pigeon!
254
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:01,911
Hey, they're
really smart birds.
255
00:13:01,946 --> 00:13:03,311
Arnold's correct, Helga.
256
00:13:03,346 --> 00:13:06,344
Carrier pigeons can navigate
in many large urban areas.
257
00:13:06,379 --> 00:13:08,544
Flying at an average speed
of 40 miles per hour.
258
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,644
Big deal.
It's the 20th century
259
00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:12,312
in case you haven't noticed,
football head.
260
00:13:12,347 --> 00:13:15,578
And there's been
a little invention
called the telephone.
261
00:13:15,614 --> 00:13:20,180
Hey, Arnold. Man, I think
that something is seriously
wrong with Chester.
262
00:13:20,215 --> 00:13:21,713
(COOING)
263
00:13:21,748 --> 00:13:23,880
Chester!
Look out, here he comes.
264
00:13:28,283 --> 00:13:31,081
(GRUNTS)
Nice grab, Arnold.
265
00:13:31,117 --> 00:13:34,748
Arnold, I think
this is serious.
Your pigeon looks terrible.
266
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,949
He's still breathing.
I gotta do something for him.
267
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:42,216
Oh, come on,
it's just a dumb bird.
268
00:13:42,251 --> 00:13:44,150
I think I'm gonna have
to take him to the vet.
269
00:13:44,186 --> 00:13:46,517
Well, why don't you just
take him to the Pigeon Man?
270
00:13:46,552 --> 00:13:50,150
(ALL GASP)
Pigeon man?
Sid, are you crazy?
271
00:13:50,186 --> 00:13:51,717
That pigeon guy's nuts.
272
00:13:51,752 --> 00:13:54,484
I've never heard
of a Pigeon Man.
Who's he?
273
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:57,218
Okay, Sid.
Lead me in, babe.
274
00:13:58,221 --> 00:13:59,751
The legend of the Pigeon Man
275
00:13:59,787 --> 00:14:03,786
has been handed down
from kid generation
to kid generation,
276
00:14:03,822 --> 00:14:05,286
for as long as I can remember.
277
00:14:05,321 --> 00:14:08,287
Which is about
since I was three.
Take it away, Gerald.
278
00:14:08,322 --> 00:14:11,687
In the pet shop district,
there stands
an old tenement,
279
00:14:11,722 --> 00:14:14,421
abandoned since
the great fire of '69.
280
00:14:14,456 --> 00:14:18,587
After the fire, pigeons
started gathering by the
thousands on its charred roof.
281
00:14:18,623 --> 00:14:21,122
No one knew why until one day,
282
00:14:21,157 --> 00:14:26,422
someone saw a dark
figure moving among
the avian multitudes.
283
00:14:26,457 --> 00:14:29,889
Forlorn, alone on the roof
of that 88th street building,
284
00:14:29,925 --> 00:14:33,924
lived a creature,
half man and half bird.
285
00:14:33,959 --> 00:14:37,357
Known only as Pigeon Man.
286
00:14:37,392 --> 00:14:41,258
Some say he was
hatched from an egg
and left by aliens.
287
00:14:42,893 --> 00:14:45,926
And he had a beak and a tail.
288
00:14:45,961 --> 00:14:50,592
Some say he survived
by eating leaves,
twigs and worms.
289
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:52,392
Some say he's
a guy in a chicken suit.
290
00:14:52,428 --> 00:14:55,860
A lonely deranged man
wanting only birds
for company.
291
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,960
Who knows? I don't.
292
00:14:57,995 --> 00:15:01,861
But to this day,
flocks of pigeons
gather on the roof.
293
00:15:01,896 --> 00:15:05,028
And that can only mean
that someone
is caring for them.
294
00:15:05,063 --> 00:15:08,962
Someone known as Pigeon Man.
The end.
295
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,395
That's my boy.
296
00:15:12,431 --> 00:15:13,696
So what's your point?
297
00:15:13,731 --> 00:15:16,896
The point is
he's one crazy,
psychopathic freak.
298
00:15:16,932 --> 00:15:19,996
But he's the crazy,
psychopathic freak
who can fix my pigeon.
299
00:15:20,032 --> 00:15:22,463
What! But he's...
he's psycho!
300
00:15:22,498 --> 00:15:25,031
Yeah, Pigeon Man
is a freak of nature.
301
00:15:25,066 --> 00:15:28,164
Actually, football head,
you two would
probably get along.
302
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:31,032
I don't care.
I've gotta save Chester.
303
00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:33,732
I'm going to talk
to the Pigeon Man.
304
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,966
He's a bold kid!
305
00:15:36,434 --> 00:15:37,899
A bold kid.
306
00:15:44,435 --> 00:15:45,367
(PIGEONS COOING)
307
00:16:00,138 --> 00:16:01,703
(RAT SQUEALS)
308
00:16:10,372 --> 00:16:12,104
(PIGEONS COOING)
309
00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:24,105
Hello? Hello? Hello?
310
00:16:26,607 --> 00:16:30,140
Hello? Mr. Pigeon Man, sir?
311
00:16:30,742 --> 00:16:32,406
Hi, I'm Arnold.
312
00:16:33,043 --> 00:16:34,308
I thought maybe you...
313
00:16:37,743 --> 00:16:40,541
This is Chester, my bird.
He's pretty sick.
314
00:16:41,776 --> 00:16:43,642
(COOING)
315
00:16:43,677 --> 00:16:45,709
He won't eat.
Can hardly fly.
316
00:16:46,344 --> 00:16:48,076
So what do you think?
317
00:16:48,777 --> 00:16:50,076
Come back tomorrow.
318
00:16:50,111 --> 00:16:51,943
You're going
to keep Chester?
319
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:54,144
(COOING)
And cure him?
320
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,443
(COOING)
321
00:16:55,478 --> 00:17:00,677
So, um... I'll
see you tomorrow.
Like around the same time?
322
00:17:01,746 --> 00:17:03,978
All righty then, bye.
323
00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:08,812
How many? Like 500 birds?
324
00:17:08,848 --> 00:17:09,745
Did he smell?
325
00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:11,179
Does he bite?
326
00:17:11,215 --> 00:17:14,346
Thousands.
He did smell.
But not bad.
327
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,947
And, no, Stinky,
he doesn't bite.
He was okay.
328
00:17:16,982 --> 00:17:18,547
And you left
Chester with him?
329
00:17:18,582 --> 00:17:20,180
Yeah, he's gonna help him.
330
00:17:20,216 --> 00:17:22,380
I could tell,
this guy
and those pigeons...
331
00:17:22,415 --> 00:17:23,513
He even spoke to me.
332
00:17:23,549 --> 00:17:26,348
(CHUCKLES)
What'd he say?
Coo-coo-ca-chu?
333
00:17:26,383 --> 00:17:28,548
I believe in him. When I
go back there tomorrow,
334
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:30,882
Chester will be okay.
I just know it.
335
00:17:38,219 --> 00:17:39,283
Hi.
336
00:17:41,118 --> 00:17:42,317
How's Chester doing?
337
00:17:43,285 --> 00:17:46,384
He looks great.
How'd you do it?
338
00:17:46,419 --> 00:17:49,985
Time. Patience.
And the right berries.
339
00:17:50,020 --> 00:17:51,451
Thanks for curing him.
340
00:17:51,486 --> 00:17:56,785
Here, berries for Chester.
He should take three
every four hours.
341
00:17:56,821 --> 00:17:59,386
I wanna see him in a week
to make sure he's recovered.
342
00:17:59,421 --> 00:18:01,953
Chester's a good bird.
343
00:18:01,988 --> 00:18:03,686
How did you learn
to talk to them?
344
00:18:03,722 --> 00:18:05,653
I've spent a lot
of time with them.
345
00:18:05,688 --> 00:18:08,020
I trust them.
They trust me.
346
00:18:08,056 --> 00:18:09,855
Don't you ever
get lonely up here?
347
00:18:09,890 --> 00:18:12,821
Lonely for what?
For people? No.
348
00:18:14,589 --> 00:18:17,588
I've seen you
and your friends around
the neighborhood, Arnold.
349
00:18:17,623 --> 00:18:21,389
You kids remind me of me
when I was growing up
over on 23rd street.
350
00:18:21,424 --> 00:18:24,189
You grew up around here?
I went to P.S. 118.
351
00:18:24,225 --> 00:18:25,489
I go to 118.
352
00:18:25,524 --> 00:18:26,857
Is Ms. Slovak still there?
353
00:18:26,892 --> 00:18:28,257
She's my teacher now!
354
00:18:28,292 --> 00:18:31,457
I did a project on birds
when I was in her class.
355
00:18:31,492 --> 00:18:35,724
I became fascinated
by birds. Fascinated.
356
00:18:35,759 --> 00:18:39,859
My friends thought
I was weird. So they
stopped talking to me.
357
00:18:39,894 --> 00:18:41,859
It's hard for me
to trust people, Arnold.
358
00:18:41,894 --> 00:18:44,192
There are good people too,
Pigeon Man.
359
00:18:44,228 --> 00:18:48,026
Maybe, Arnold.
And you can
call me Vincent.
360
00:18:48,062 --> 00:18:50,926
Don't you ever miss
the outside world?
Like movies,
361
00:18:50,962 --> 00:18:53,260
and TV, and pizza?
362
00:18:53,295 --> 00:18:56,994
Pizza, oh, pizza.
363
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,228
I'm glad you decided
to come.
364
00:19:00,263 --> 00:19:01,394
How's the pizza?
365
00:19:01,429 --> 00:19:03,962
The mushroom pizza
was exceptional.
366
00:19:03,997 --> 00:19:07,829
Are these bits
of pineapple?
Now that's strange.
367
00:19:07,865 --> 00:19:12,330
Man, I can't believe
Arnold thinks Pigeon Man
is so great now.
368
00:19:12,365 --> 00:19:14,529
Yeah, who does he
think he is?
369
00:19:14,565 --> 00:19:17,663
Aye, wait a minute.
I mean, if Pigeon Man's
down here,
370
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:20,297
who's back on the rooftop
watching his pigeons?
371
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:21,998
Nobody, I guess.
372
00:19:22,033 --> 00:19:24,031
Hey, you know
what would be funny?
373
00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:27,065
What if we went over
to Pigeon Man's roof
while he's away
374
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,631
and mess with his stuff?
375
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,698
(ALL LAUGH)
376
00:19:31,734 --> 00:19:32,798
Like how?
377
00:19:32,834 --> 00:19:35,499
You know, like take
all the bird seed
out of one bag
378
00:19:35,534 --> 00:19:37,466
and put it
in another bag.
379
00:19:37,501 --> 00:19:39,267
So we'll mess with his head.
380
00:19:39,302 --> 00:19:41,267
He'll be all confused and all.
381
00:19:41,302 --> 00:19:43,700
That plan
really bites, Harold.
382
00:19:43,736 --> 00:19:45,834
I'm the boss
and we're doing it.
383
00:19:54,037 --> 00:19:55,069
(SNIFFS)
384
00:19:58,671 --> 00:20:00,769
Look, I'm Pigeon Man.
385
00:20:00,804 --> 00:20:05,770
♪ I love my little pigeons
I wish I was a pigeon ♪
386
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:08,137
(ALL SHOUTING)
387
00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:18,239
HAROLD: Hey,
what's with the birds?
388
00:20:19,707 --> 00:20:24,006
(ALL SCREAMING AND SHOUTING)
389
00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:29,674
(ALL SCREAMING)
390
00:20:33,276 --> 00:20:35,875
Thanks for everything,
Arnold. It was great.
391
00:20:35,910 --> 00:20:38,842
Hey, it was the least
I could do after
what you did for Chester.
392
00:20:38,878 --> 00:20:41,243
Oh, right, you need
to pick up Chester.
393
00:20:41,278 --> 00:20:42,909
Why don't you come on up?
394
00:20:48,012 --> 00:20:49,077
ARNOLD: What!
395
00:20:50,346 --> 00:20:52,944
This is awful.
Who did this?
396
00:20:54,946 --> 00:20:57,044
People, Arnold.
397
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,778
We can rebuild the cages
and sweep up.
398
00:20:59,813 --> 00:21:01,378
Your birds will come back.
399
00:21:01,413 --> 00:21:04,811
Of course they'll come back.
They're birds.
400
00:21:05,547 --> 00:21:08,479
I trust them.
I understand them.
401
00:21:08,514 --> 00:21:11,247
It's people
I don't understand.
402
00:21:11,282 --> 00:21:15,280
You see, Arnold, it's time
for me to leave here.
403
00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:18,447
Some people are
meant to be with people.
404
00:21:18,483 --> 00:21:23,348
And others, like me,
are just different.
405
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:26,315
Pigeon Man, wait.
406
00:21:26,351 --> 00:21:28,048
None of this
would've happened,
if I hadn't...
407
00:21:28,084 --> 00:21:30,883
Arnold, don't be sad.
408
00:21:30,918 --> 00:21:34,884
You've taught me
that some people
can be trusted.
409
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:36,750
And I'll never forget that.
410
00:21:36,785 --> 00:21:38,150
Where will you go?
411
00:21:38,186 --> 00:21:41,717
Somewhere I can live
in peace with my friends.
412
00:21:41,753 --> 00:21:46,051
Don't you see?
I have a mission
to help pigeons everywhere.
413
00:21:46,087 --> 00:21:49,919
Wherever there's
a bird in need of seed,
I'll be there.
414
00:21:49,954 --> 00:21:53,818
Wherever there's
a helpless flock
suffering some abuse,
415
00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:55,353
I'll be there.
416
00:21:55,388 --> 00:22:00,220
Wherever there's a pigeon
with a weak wing
or a broken beak,
417
00:22:00,256 --> 00:22:02,153
I'll be there.
418
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:04,687
Vincent?
419
00:22:04,722 --> 00:22:08,154
I just hope there's
another Arnold
where I go next.
420
00:22:30,860 --> 00:22:35,392
Remember, Arnold,
always wash your berries
before you eat them.
421
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,325
And fly toward the sun.
422
00:22:40,794 --> 00:22:42,426
Goodbye, Pigeon Man.
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