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MAN: Here we go.
HELGA: Arnold.
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(YOWLING)
(BARKING)
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Hey, Arnold!
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(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CRASHING)
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(SCREAMS)
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Hey, Arnold!
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Arnold.
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Arnold.
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(SIREN WAILING)
Arnold.
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Arnold.
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Move it, football head!
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ALL: Hey, Arnold!
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(LAUGHS HEARTILY)
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(GASPS)
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(SIREN WAILING)
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Give me your money.
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Okay.
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All I have is change.
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And a bus pass?
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You were holding
out on me, kid.
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ARNOLD: Hey,
leave me alone, you creep.
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(CRASHING)
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And work on that attitude
of yours next time, punk!
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Or you'll get worse.
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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So, some punk kid
jumped you, eh?
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How big was this punk?
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Big.
Big punk!
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Big.
Big, huh?
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Oh, simmer down,
you hot headed looney.
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All a boy needs to do is
take one of them
self defense classes.
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Learn themselves
some of the Haiku.
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GRANDMA: Buffaloes steak
and beans tonight, compadres.
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Gather around the chuck wagon
and meet your field.
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Why the long face, Tex?
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You look like five-miles
a bad prairie.
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I know godma.
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Mai! Some punk
took his bus pass
and knocked him flat.
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Oh, what's the world
coming to? I tell ya!
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If every... (CONTINUES RANTING)
MR. HYUNH: Are you okay, Arnold?
Are you fine, kid?
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GRANDMA: You're
all right, Arnold.
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I'll make you some green tea
and put you to bed.
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Yes, sleep is a good idea.
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That's okay, Grandma.
I'll make myself some
hot chocolate.
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Goodnight.
GRANDPA: Goodnight, Arnold,
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see you in the morning.
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So, what do we do
about this, pooky?
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Oh! I've got plans for Arnold.
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(ALARM RINGING)
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(YAWNS)
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(EXCLAIMING)
(GASPS)
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(GONG CRASHES)
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Morning, tadpole.
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Grandma, it's early.
What are you doing?
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Your self defense training
begins today.
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Self defense training?
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What do you know about
the martial arts, Grandma?
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Didn't I ever tell you
of my years in the convent
in Shanghai?
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ARNOLD: Yeah!
Oh, was that before
or after Tibet?
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Anyway,
your training starts today.
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Wow!
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(GONG CRASHES)
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Enter, my son.
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Uh-uh! The shoes?
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(FLUTE MUSIC PLAYING)
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Okay, I'm ready, Grandma.
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Where do we start?
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Shhh!
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Lose yourself!
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Fall into the limitless void.
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Assume a state
of relaxed alertness.
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(FLY BUZZING)
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Be as the frog in a pond.
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He does not seek the fly.
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The fly comes to him.
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Now, try to snatch
the fly out of my hand.
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When you can snatch
the fly out of my hand,
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your training will be complete.
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(DRUMS ROLLING)
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(MOTIVATIONAL MUSIC PLAYS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(RUMBLING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(CAN CLATTERING)
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ARNOLD: Hiyah!
GRANDPA: Aah!
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(HUMMING)
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Be as the frog
in a pond, Arnold.
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(FLY BUZZING)
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Ew!
Ugh!
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(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
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(GONG CRASHES)
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS)
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(EXCLAIMING)
(ALL GASPS)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Mama leoney!
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(GULPS)
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(ARNOLD GRUNTS)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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So come on Arnold,
spill it.
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How did your grandma turn you
into martial arts machine?
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I don't know, she said
something about how you must
be as the frog in the pond.
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Next thing you know,
I was kicking cans
off the top of Harold's head.
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I've never felt
like this way before.
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I like it.
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I said, what's in the bag?
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Macaroons
and Mallomars, mister.
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Wrong answer, brush head.
You can do better than that.
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ARNOLD: Hey!
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What do you want?
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I want you to leave
those kids alone.
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(CHUCKLES)
ARNOLD: Fair warning.
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Don't make me use these.
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(LAUGHING)
Look at him.
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(GRUNTS)
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(ALL SCREAM)
Run!
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Wow, look at that.
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That was great, Arnold.
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I had no idea.
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Man, Arnold!
Those hands and feet
are lethal weapons.
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Yeah! When I run into that creep
who stole my bus pass,
I'm gonna get it back.
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(SIREN WAILING)
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Hey, wait a minute!
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This is all happening
little too fast.
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Man, last week he was
getting mugged,
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this week he's Bruce Lee.
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ARNOLD: Hey, you.
Yeah, you.
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You're talking to me?
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You talking to me?
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GRANDPA: No,
I didn't say anything.
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There's nobody else here.
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You're talking to me?
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You talking to me?
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(CHILDREN SCREAMING)
(BELL RINGING)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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EUGENE: I'm okay.
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(GRUNTS)
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(SCREAMS)
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What do you mean,
I've changed?
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Just what I said now.
You've changed...
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(CAT MEOWS)
...and I'm worried
about you, man.
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Look, I gotta go!
(CLOCK TICKING)
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Don't worry about me, okay?
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Just go easy
on that ninja stuff.
Okay, Bruce?
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Relax! What could happen?
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Hey!
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(GRUNTING)
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(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
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I was just trying to ask you
where is the bus stop.
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(CRYING)
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Just the bus stop.
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(CRYING)
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Oh, you wack, who do you think
you are, pushing him around?
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(PEOPLE GRUMBLING)
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Yeah, he just wanted to know,
where's the bus stop.
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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MAN: Hey,
watch where you're going.
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MAN: Crazy power.
Now you're getting it
through.
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We're worried about you.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(BELL TOLLING)
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(GROWLING)
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Sit down and tell me
of your troubles, tadpole.
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It's over, Grandma.
I'm giving up.
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Giving what up?
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This Bruce Lee karate lifestyle
I'm incultivating.
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It's all big power trip.
Well, how so?
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I was just using it to show off.
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Then I went too far
and made a big mistake.
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Now, I just want to
forget about it.
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Congratulations, Arnold.
Now your training is complete.
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I don't get it.
Yes you do.
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It's the art of "self "defense.
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Be as the frog in a pond.
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"Do not seek the fly,
the fly will come to you."
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You keep saying that, Grandma,
what do you mean?
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You know!
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Is it that you don't go
looking for trouble,
'cause that causes more trouble,
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but it's okay
to stand up for yourself,
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and grab the fly
when it comes to you?
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GRANDMA:
Oh, something like that.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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Grandma, it's the kid
who stole my bus pass.
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Chill, my son.
Go with the flow.
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Eh, granny four eyes,
I like the purple hair.
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(LAUGHS)
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Sticks and stones
may break my bones,
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but words are brittle chimes
in a windstorm.
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Give me your purse, granny.
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You can have that.
It's just a purse, you know.
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For what are
worldly possessions,
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that we cannot
take them with us.
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Hey, I know you.
You're the punk
with the bus pass.
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Here it is, punk.
You want it?
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Try and take it.
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(VOICE ECHOES)
Try and take it!
Try and take it!
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(FLY BUZZING)
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(LAUGHS)
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(LAUGHING)
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(BUZZING)
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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(YELLING)
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Hey, ooh. No offense, man.
You want the bus pass?
Take it.
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And the 65 cents.
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Yeah, yeah. With interest.
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And here's your purse, ma'am.
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(YELLING)
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Of course, sometimes
when your own
personal space is violated,
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there are occasions
to use the training.
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(YELLING)
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Let's go inside
and I'll make us
some green tea.
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Thanks. Maybe I'll just have
hot chocolate.
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(YOWLING)
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You city kids don't know
what real camping is.
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But this weekend,
you're gonna find out.
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Sleepin' under the stars,
cooking weenies and beans
over a camp fire,
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making doodie behind a tree
like a big bear or...
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Wow. It's beautiful, Grandpa.
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Sure, it's beautiful.
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Everything in nature
is beautiful.
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Unless it's ugly.
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Come on.
Let's go jump
in that lake.
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No. Let's hike up
that mountain.
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Not so fast.
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First thing we got to do
is make camp.
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Make camp?
Sure.
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Clear a tent space,
chop fire wood,
haul water.
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There's a lot of work to do
before you start having fun.
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Now can we swim and hike
and catch some fish?
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No. What do you think this is?
A camping trip?
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Can't go skylarking off
without learning some basic
survival skills.
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Come on.
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When you're trekking,
there are plenty of ways to tell
if an animal has been by.
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Broken branches,
footprints, even scat.
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What's scat?
You know, scat.
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Droppings, like what you're
standing in. See.
(SQUELCHES)
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Now remember, only do this
under adult supervision.
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"Red and sweet are good to eat.
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"But I swear by this sonnet,
green will make you vomit."
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I thought it was
"Green and sweet
are good to eat."
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No, I've been saying it
all morning.
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"Red and sweet, red and sweet."
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Excuse me for a minute.
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(ARNOLD RETCHING)
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You're vomiting,
aren't you, Arnold?
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Now, boys, if moss always grows
on north side of the tree,
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which way is camp?
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Um... This way.
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(SQUEAKS)
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00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:47,758
Huh?
253
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,430
Nice skunky, good skunky.
254
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,602
Nature bites.
255
00:13:57,637 --> 00:14:00,905
(GRANDPA SNORING)
256
00:14:05,579 --> 00:14:08,213
Gerald, you asleep?
Are you kidding?
257
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:11,249
Mosquitoes, poison berries,
Grandpa snoring.
258
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,750
How am I supposed to sleep?
259
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:15,553
Yeah. I wish Grandpa
hadn't eaten all those beans.
260
00:14:15,589 --> 00:14:16,521
(GRANDPA FARTS)
261
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,323
At least it covers up
the skunk smell.
262
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,926
That's it! Tomorrow morning
we tell Grandpa we want out.
263
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:28,699
Grandpa, we have
something to tell you.
264
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:33,404
Wait till you have
some flapjacks cooked over
an open flame.
265
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:36,141
Mmm... Charred and tasty.
266
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,276
We want to go home.
Home?
267
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,512
We're tried of nature,
we hate it.
268
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:43,714
What? But you just got here.
269
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:44,815
Yeah, but we are cold...
270
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,684
And dirty.
...and hungry.
271
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:51,422
You got to get cold
and dirty and hungry.
That's the only way to camp.
272
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,991
(LOUD THUDS)
273
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:56,561
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS)
274
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,838
GRANDPA: Cod-darned
city slickers.
275
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:10,908
Ruining the wilderness
for the rest of us.
I don't know...
276
00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:13,344
It's a miracle. We're saved.
277
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,982
Here we are girls.
The great outdoors.
278
00:15:18,552 --> 00:15:20,218
Say it ain't so, Gerald.
279
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,887
Good parking, Dad.
You ran over a tree.
280
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:26,658
Hey, hey, hey!
The RV 2000 doesn't
run over trees,
281
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:29,294
it bends them
with patented bumper riser.
282
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:32,430
Whatever. Come on, Phoebe,
let's go inside
and watch some TV.
283
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:35,400
Hey, while you're in there,
pull some steaks
out of the freezer, will you?
284
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,669
We'll have steak and eggs
for breakfast.
285
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:40,238
Steak and eggs?
286
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:44,209
Helga, did you happen
to observe that the occupancy
of the adjacent campsite
287
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:46,211
were none other
than Arnold and Gerald?
288
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:49,547
What? Arnold,
in the next campsite?
289
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,717
(STAMMERS) I mean, big deal.
290
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,552
Why do I care
if Arnold is camping
291
00:15:54,588 --> 00:15:57,955
just a few yards away from me
at this very moment?
292
00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:59,056
(BELL DINGS)
293
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:00,425
I'll be in the toilet, Phoebe.
294
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,126
(WHISTLING)
295
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,364
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS)
296
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:15,306
Oh, fate! Oh, fortuna!
What a strange hand
you've dealt me.
297
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:17,709
Arnold, in my own campsite.
298
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:21,946
Arnold! The name itself opens
hidden doors to my heart.
299
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:25,049
And yet, he can never know,
unless...
300
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:28,185
There's some way
I can be alone with him.
301
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,555
Alone with my love in the wild.
302
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,290
Ow!
303
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,960
Ophelia's overlook.
304
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,497
What better place to reveal
the secrets of my soul!
305
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,367
Hey, Phoebe!
Yes?
306
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,535
Let's go for a walk.
Coming.
307
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:48,506
Well, well, well.
What a surprise.
308
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:49,807
Oh. Hi, Helga.
309
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,243
You guys camping?
Where's your RV?
310
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:55,045
We don't have an RV, Helga.
We use a tent.
311
00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:57,047
Where do you keep
the ice cream?
312
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,216
Wait a minute.
You guys got ice cream?
313
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:00,818
Technically, it's frozen yogurt.
314
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,620
You know, one of those
soft serve machines.
315
00:17:02,656 --> 00:17:03,988
But hey, we're roughing it.
316
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:07,458
BOB: Helga?
Coming, Dad!
317
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:10,461
Anyway,
we better get back to camp.
The steak and eggs are ready.
318
00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:11,796
(PHOEBE CHUCKLES)
319
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:14,532
Yeah, Jerry.
I'll be back in the office
on Monday.
320
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,734
Yeah, I brought all the
high tech camping equipment.
321
00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:20,037
The girls?
Oh yeah, they're loving it,
322
00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:22,940
which is great,
'cause I'm killing
two birds with one stone.
323
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:25,109
(WHISPERS)
Testing the merchandise...
324
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:28,513
And spending some quality time
with my daughter, Olga.
325
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,115
Helga, Dad.
Yeah, yeah, Helga.
326
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:33,083
Anyway Jerry,
I'll see you on Monday.
327
00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:36,454
Well, you girls ready
for some breakfast?
328
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,692
Say, Dad. Uh...
329
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,760
Those guys over there
are in my class,
330
00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:45,563
and not that I really like
either of them or anything,
331
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,699
but I was thinking,
they looked kind of hungry.
332
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,734
Maybe we should
invite them over to eat.
333
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,136
Huh? Sure.
334
00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:55,540
(YELLS) Hey you guys,
come and eat. We got plenty.
335
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,674
(CLATTERS)
336
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,378
We'll be right back, Grandpa.
337
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:04,014
Okay, but you don't know
what you're missing.
338
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:05,450
(SLURPING)
339
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:10,521
So Dad, I've been thinking
about something else.
340
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:13,290
Why don't we all go
for a nice hike in the woods?
341
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,726
Huh?
342
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,193
I thought you hated hiking.
343
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,062
Whatever gave you that idea?
344
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,466
Perhaps it was on the way here,
when you kept saying,
"I hate hiking,
345
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,868
"I hate hiking, I hate..."
Ow!
346
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,770
Come one, Dad, it'll be great.
347
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,172
You'd be killing
two birds with one stone.
348
00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:30,875
Hmm. Not a bad idea.
349
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:33,244
Okay, it's a plan.
350
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:36,146
Everybody who wants to go
on a hike say "aye".
351
00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:37,281
ALL: Aye!
352
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:41,018
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
353
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:52,930
BOB: Okay. I got
the solar power face mister
to keep me cool while I walk.
354
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,933
Phoebe's got the computerized
path finder to blaze a trail,
355
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,602
(BEEPING)
356
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:02,206
Helga's got my new deluxe
fridge-o-back, chock-full of
pre-packaged gourmet food.
357
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:05,443
Wow. Nature is a lot more fun
when you watch it on TV.
358
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,146
Welp, here we are.
359
00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:11,181
Nothing like nature, eh?
360
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:13,651
Now how about some lunch?
361
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,720
Helga, pop open
that fridge-o-pack.
362
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,021
Phoebe, turn off that beeper.
363
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:19,390
Your knob appear to be stuck,
Mr. Pataki.
364
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:20,525
Let me see that thing.
365
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:23,661
(BEEPING)
366
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,863
Ugh! Cheap piece of junk.
367
00:19:25,899 --> 00:19:27,799
I'll sell thousands of 'em.
368
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:31,936
(BEEPS, STATIC)
369
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,705
(STATIC)
370
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:39,343
Oh, man! Just when nature
is getting interesting,
the TV goes out.
371
00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:41,011
Unbelievable!
372
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,982
Dad, I think something's wrong
with our lunch.
373
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,785
Hmm, looks like
the vacuum pack didn't seal.
374
00:19:47,821 --> 00:19:49,019
(BUBBLING)
375
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,721
Ew!
Gross.
376
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:51,889
BOB: Give me that.
377
00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:53,624
Hoo-fa!
378
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,626
Holy toledo, that's rank.
379
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:59,764
Well, at least there is
one good way to get rid of
faulty equipment on the trail.
380
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:00,765
(GRUNTS)
381
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:02,900
(THUDS)
382
00:20:02,936 --> 00:20:06,136
Well, I guess that puts us in
a bit of predicament
regarding lunch.
383
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:10,775
HELGA: (THINKING)
At last alone with my love
in the wild. Ahh!
384
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:13,010
BOB: Well, let's
get back to camp
and eat.
385
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,179
We still got some steaks
in the freezer.
386
00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:20,918
Criminey!
387
00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:25,155
Dad, shouldn't we be getting
near camp soon?
388
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:28,325
Yeah. Wish we still had that
path finder though.
389
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:31,896
Yeah, but the sun's going down,
it's getting kind of
cool up here.
390
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,498
Maybe I should turn off this...
391
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:35,165
(YELLS)
392
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:36,934
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
Are you all right?
393
00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:40,004
Are you okay, Mr. Pataki?
Am I okay?
394
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,238
Look at me!
395
00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:43,608
The food's gone,
my neck's burnt,
396
00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:45,376
the mister doesn't work.
397
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:48,145
And to top it all up,
we're lost!
398
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:51,382
(SCREAMING) Lost?
I thought you knew
where we were.
399
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:55,052
I've been totally lost
as we saw those signs
in Spanish.
400
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:58,055
(YELLING) What?
We're all going to die.
401
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,891
Actually, Gerald and I
can get us back.
402
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,993
My grandpa thought us
how to follow trails.
403
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:04,996
All we got to do is
retrace our steps
and we'll be back in no time.
404
00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:07,097
But if I don't eat
something in a minute,
405
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:08,900
I'm going to keel over.
406
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,803
Aren't those the same kind
of berries that Grandpa
pointed out?
407
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:17,207
Yeah. Red and sweet
and good to eat.
408
00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:19,076
BOB: You boys are crazy.
409
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:22,479
You can't eat stuff
that's just growing outside.
410
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:26,083
I must admit, I admire
Gerald's survival skills.
411
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:29,820
Moss grows on the north side
of the tree
412
00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:31,789
We're on the right track.
413
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:33,490
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
414
00:21:43,937 --> 00:21:46,938
Camp should be right there!
415
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,806
(ALL CHEERING)
416
00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:50,507
Whoo-hoo
417
00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:52,543
But we better follow
this path around because...
418
00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:56,180
Forget the path, kid,
camp's right there.
419
00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:58,616
(YELLS) Juicy steaks,
here I come.
420
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:01,185
Oh, civilization, I missed you.
421
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:04,021
I wa going to say
because that's poison ivy.
422
00:22:04,057 --> 00:22:05,823
(LAUGHS)
423
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:07,858
Oh, about time you showed up.
424
00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:09,894
Had a good hike boys?
425
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:13,631
Yeah, once we got lost
and got rid of
all that high tech stuff.
426
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,968
We found the way back here
because of everything
you taught us, grandpa.
427
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:19,303
Oh, is that so?
428
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:23,140
Grandpa, can we stay
one more night and camp out
the old fashion way?
429
00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:30,014
♪ Oh, give me home
Where the buffalo roam
430
00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:34,986
♪ And the deer
and the antelope play... ♪
431
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,854
This is more like it, Arnold.
432
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:39,289
Who wouldn't love camping
on a night like this?
433
00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:41,458
Darn bugs!
434
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,227
Aah.
435
00:22:43,262 --> 00:22:45,496
Poison Ivy.
Oh, sunburn.
436
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,264
Ouch. Ooh-ooh.
437
00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:49,066
(BOB GROANS IN DISTANCE)
438
00:22:49,102 --> 00:22:50,835
♪ Home, home on the range ♪
439
00:22:52,005 --> 00:22:54,005
(CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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