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MAN: Here we go.
HELGA: Arnold.
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(YOWLING)
(BARKING)
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Hey, Arnold!
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(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CRASHING)
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(SCREAMS)
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Hey, Arnold!
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Arnold.
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Arnold.
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(SIREN WAILING)
Arnold.
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Arnold.
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Move it, football head!
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ALL: Hey, Arnold!
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Hey, Arnold,
check it out.
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They're setting up
for the annual Cheese Fair.
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Wow.
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Seems like
it was just last year
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that we celebrated
the annual festival
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of the holy provolone.
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Phoebe, what on Earth
are you doing?
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According to
festival tradition,
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Swiss cheese is a window
to the soul.
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If you spin around
three times,
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hold your breath,
and look through a hole,
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it will guide you
towards your true love.
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Ha! Poppycock!
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Give me that!
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(SIGHING)
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(GASPING)
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GERALD: Arnold?
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Arnold?
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Wow, it's her.
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Who? Oh, you mean Ruth?
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"Ruth," what a perfect name
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for such
a divine creature.
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Arnold, where are you going?
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Are you okay, man?
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(GASPING)
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HELGA: I know that look!
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It's the look of love.
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The look
I've been longing for.
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He's finally acknowledged
his passion for me.
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Huh?
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Why that little
yellow haired runt!
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I oughta squash him
like a bug!
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Of all the idiotic things,
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Arnold is in love with Ruth?
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Please.
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Not that I care,
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but what has she got
that I haven't got?
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Let me check my list.
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"Long slender legs,
a dazzling smile,
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"shiny chestnut hair..."
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Give me that!
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So, what?
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What kind of guy would fall
for all that baloney anyway?
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I just know it, Gerald,
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It's...
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It's fate.
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Tonight, at the carnival,
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I'll see her,
and she'll see me.
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And, in that instant,
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she'll realize
that we were meant to be.
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Me and Ruth P. McDougal.
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Ruth P. McDougal.
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I'll fix her wagon.
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ARNOLD: Hello, Ruthie.
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Nice to meet you, Ruth.
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How ya doing, Ruth?
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Would you knock that off?
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I don't wanna forget
my opening line.
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It took me all day
to come up with it.
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Gee, it's so long
and complicated.
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I can see
why you're concerned.
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Why don't you just
play it straight?
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Okay.
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Hi, Ruth.
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Yeah, that's it.
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Hi, Ruth.
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Hi, Ruth. Hi, Ruth.
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Hi, Ruth. Hi, Ruth.
Hi, Ruth. Hi, Ruth.
Hi, Ruth.
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(DRONING) Hi, Ruth.
Hi, Ruth. Hi, Ruth.
Hi, Ruth.
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Stay cool, Arnold.
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There she is! (SCREAMS)
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There she is.
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Commence operation
Ruthless,
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in which we will target
and destroy
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a certain sixth grade
so and so.
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Well, this is gonna be good.
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Uh, Helga,
just one question.
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What? Are you implying
that I have some
ulterior motive?
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That I'm after
this Ruth person
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because she happens
to be the object
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of some
other kid's affections?
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Some certain young man
that I may have
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my own obsessive
affection for?
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Is that your question?
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Is that your question?
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No, actually,
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I was gonna ask you
which way to the bathroom.
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Oh, they're right over there,
next to the weiner stand.
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And, Phoebe?
Yes?
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This conversation
never happened.
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Right.
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(BELL RINGING)
(WATER SPLASHING)
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GERALD:
Okay, here's the plan.
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You give her the cheese kebab,
as a token of your affection.
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That'll break the ice.
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And then, what do you say?
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(DRONING) Hi, Ruth.
Hi, Ruth. Hi, Ruth.
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I think you got it,
Arnold!
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Now, we've gone over
and over this plan.
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It's very complicated.
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Now, what's
step number one?
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Oh, yeah.
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Try and get me, Helga.
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Oh, Phoebe! Wait up.
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Oops.
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Oh, how clumsy of you.
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(LAUGHING)
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You're a genius, Helga.
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Yeah, yeah.
Stop sucking up.
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Oh, that was good.
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Maybe now, you should try
the direct, direct approach.
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Yeah,
I'll just walk up
to her real casual,
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and I'll say, uh...
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Uh! What was it, again?
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(SIGHING)
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Hi, Ruth.
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Oh, yeah. Good, good.
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(DRONING)
Hi, Ruth. Hi, Ruth...
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He's a sick boy.
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Wait here!
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Ew.
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Oh.
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Huh.
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Oh, hi, Ruth.
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My name is Arnold...
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Huh?
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Hey! Watch where
you're going,
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you little
yellow-haired shrimp.
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And, who's Ruth, anyway?
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(LAUGHING)
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What a dumb name.
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(SARDONICALLY) Ruth. Ruth.
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Hello, my name is Ruth. Doik!
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He touched me.
(EXCLAIMING ADORINGLY)
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(WHEEZING)
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(WHEEZING)
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Hey, man, don't get in
car number four.
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The accelerator sticks.
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Car number four, eh?
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Hmm, this ought to be good.
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Car number two,
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car number three,
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car number four.
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Perfect.
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Here you are, ma'am.
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Sucker.
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Punch it, Phoebe!
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(SCREECHING)
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HELGA: That's it!
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Faster. Faster!
Pedal to the metal!
(CHUCKLES)
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Hey!
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She stopped.
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That's not car number four,
it's car number three.
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Then, who's in
car number four?
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Say, "Good night," Phoebe.
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(CROWD SCREAMING)
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Step right up,
meet your match.
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It's mystery match night
at the tunnel of love.
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Men in one line,
ladies in the other.
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Sure, it's risky.
Hey, so is love.
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Hey, Gerald, what if
I don't get
matched up with Ruth?
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Don't worry.
We counted it perfectly.
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She's number eight,
and you're number eight.
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Nothing can go wrong.
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Make way!
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Shove over, sister!
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This is perfect!
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A little maneuvering,
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and I'll be riding the swan
with Arnold,
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while Ruth winds up
with some dumb slob.
(LAUGHS)
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Helga, you're a genius.
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Shove over, sister!
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I don't wanna go
in the tunnel of love
with you, Rhonda.
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Oh, you know
you like me, Harold.
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I do not.
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Help! Let me go!
Let me go!
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HELGA: Move it!
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Out of my way!
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Make way!
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Cuts!
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(GULPS) Whoa!
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Uh, excuse me,
sorry.
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(GIGGLES)
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(GASPING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GROANS)
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PHOEBE: So, anyway,
that's when we hit
the weiner stand.
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GERALD:
Wow. Are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm okay now.
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SID: So, uh, nice night, huh?
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GRANDMA: Faster! Faster!
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Tunnel of love! Phooey!
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I can't believe
this is happening to me.
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This is the worst day
of my life!
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(WHEEZING)
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(GLASS BREAKING)
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Well, I did it.
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Operation Ruthless
was a total success.
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Man, Arnold, I'm sorry.
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After all that,
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Ruth still doesn't
even know you exist.
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Yeah, but you know
something, Gerald?
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The challenge just
makes me like her
even more.
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(HONKING)
Car!
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Not again!
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At this rate,
we'll never
finish the game.
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GERALD: Car!
(CAR HONKS)
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It's taken us two days
to play one inning.
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GERALD: Car!
(CAR HONKS)
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(ALL MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)
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Come on,
we got a red light,
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Let's get this show
on the road.
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Hey, wait, that's our ball.
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That's it, I'm out of here.
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Let me know when pigs fly,
so we can finish this game
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GERALD:
Man, this truly stinks.
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Yeah,
but can we do?
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The older kids hog the park
and the playground
is closed after school.
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If we had our own field,
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we could play
where we wanted,
when we wanted.
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Our own field.
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That would
be perfect.
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We can call it
"Gerald Field."
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Yeah, that's what
we'll call it,
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"Gerald Field."
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Yeah?
Yeah.
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Yeah.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
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I like that name,
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"Gerald Field."
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GERALD: Just say it.
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BOTH: Gerald Field.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Yeah, but who
are we kidding?
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Yeah.
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We'll never find
a place of our own.
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Whoa...
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Hey, man, why'd you stop?
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The lot,
don't you see?
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So?
I think I found
our baseball field.
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You're a bold kid,
Arnold.
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A bold kid.
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Okay, you guys start
clearing the weeds over there,
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and I'll start here,
and we'll meet in the middle.
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This better be worth it,
football head.
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I was watching
Court TV.
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I christen this lot,
"Gerald Field."
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Let's play ball!
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I got it.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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You're out!
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(LAUGHS)
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Strike one!
266
00:15:18,935 --> 00:15:21,135
Strike two!
267
00:15:23,473 --> 00:15:25,473
Strike three!
268
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:26,540
You're out!
269
00:15:26,576 --> 00:15:28,076
You swing too hard, man.
270
00:15:41,290 --> 00:15:42,556
Good idea, Arnold.
271
00:15:42,592 --> 00:15:44,125
KID: Yeah, that was
a blast.
272
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:47,194
Just think, this morning
it was full of trash.
273
00:15:47,230 --> 00:15:49,998
ARNOLD: And now,
it's a baseball field.
274
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:52,066
BOTH: Our baseball field.
275
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:09,450
(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
276
00:16:13,422 --> 00:16:15,322
You know, I never noticed
this before,
277
00:16:15,358 --> 00:16:17,692
but there's a lot of space
down here.
278
00:16:35,145 --> 00:16:36,978
Where is our baseball field?
279
00:16:39,515 --> 00:16:41,415
Isn't it wonderful, Arnie?
280
00:16:41,450 --> 00:16:44,485
I've always wanted
a bocce ball court.
281
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:45,853
You like horseshoes,
Arnold?
282
00:16:45,889 --> 00:16:47,989
There's nothing like
a good game of horseshoes
283
00:16:48,024 --> 00:16:50,257
to relax the old
chopping arm.
284
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,193
But, our field!
285
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:53,494
How can we play baseball
286
00:16:53,529 --> 00:16:55,830
with all this stuff
in the way?
287
00:16:55,865 --> 00:16:58,199
Hey, there's chickens
in the outfield.
288
00:16:58,234 --> 00:16:59,767
Forget the chickens,
289
00:16:59,803 --> 00:17:02,469
there are checkers
on the pitcher's mound.
290
00:17:02,505 --> 00:17:03,705
Ha! King me.
291
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,374
Now what, football head?
292
00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:09,911
Well, maybe we could
try playing, anyway.
293
00:17:16,186 --> 00:17:17,819
Strike one!
294
00:17:17,854 --> 00:17:19,921
Strike?
How could you tell?
295
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:21,488
I couldn't even
see the pitch.
296
00:17:21,524 --> 00:17:23,991
Hey! Not so close
to the tomatoes,
Nancy Jane.
297
00:17:24,027 --> 00:17:26,393
Hey, I gotta keep
one foot on the base.
298
00:17:26,429 --> 00:17:27,561
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
299
00:17:27,597 --> 00:17:30,364
Good chicken. Nice chicken.
300
00:17:30,399 --> 00:17:31,933
I like fried chicken.
301
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,835
(SCREAMING) Get off me!
302
00:17:33,870 --> 00:17:36,337
No! Stop pecking. No! Help!
303
00:17:38,674 --> 00:17:40,674
I got it! I got it!
304
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,179
My flowers!
305
00:17:45,215 --> 00:17:48,216
Arnold! This is no place
for a baseball game!
306
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,062
(CHICKENS CLUCKING)
307
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,165
We cleared the junk,
308
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,900
we pulled out the weeds,
309
00:18:05,935 --> 00:18:08,335
our hands... These hands...
310
00:18:08,371 --> 00:18:10,071
Look at these hands!
311
00:18:10,106 --> 00:18:11,672
Uh-huh.
312
00:18:11,707 --> 00:18:13,741
They claimed that lot.
313
00:18:13,777 --> 00:18:15,143
It's not fair.
314
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:16,343
Yeah, look at us.
315
00:18:16,379 --> 00:18:18,612
We're squeezing in
like a bunch of sardines.
316
00:18:22,886 --> 00:18:24,218
(SIGHING)
317
00:18:24,254 --> 00:18:26,720
This is the life.
318
00:18:26,756 --> 00:18:29,690
And grown-ups are always
telling us what to do.
319
00:18:30,126 --> 00:18:31,159
Yeah.
320
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:32,493
"Brush your teeth."
321
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:33,761
"Comb your hair."
322
00:18:33,797 --> 00:18:35,696
"Can't play baseball here."
323
00:18:35,731 --> 00:18:38,699
Rules, rules, rules.
They've got rules
for everything.
324
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:42,403
Hey, lady!
325
00:18:42,438 --> 00:18:44,172
You can't play
your croquet here.
326
00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:46,073
This area
for the potted plant.
327
00:18:46,109 --> 00:18:47,241
It's a potting area.
328
00:18:47,277 --> 00:18:49,443
But, this is where
the croquet field is going.
329
00:18:49,478 --> 00:18:50,912
You're both wrong!
330
00:18:50,947 --> 00:18:53,948
This is where
the checkers table is going.
331
00:18:53,983 --> 00:18:56,417
This area
for potted plants.
Checkers table is going here.
332
00:18:56,452 --> 00:18:58,152
This is where
the croquet field is going.
333
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,121
"Be quiet."
334
00:19:00,156 --> 00:19:01,388
"Sit down."
335
00:19:02,758 --> 00:19:04,358
"Don't run in the house."
336
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,427
Yeah, always saying,
337
00:19:06,462 --> 00:19:08,229
"Why don't you kids
play nice?"
338
00:19:11,267 --> 00:19:13,400
Out! Out! Out!
What do you think
you're doing?
339
00:19:13,436 --> 00:19:15,369
I am planting
my philodendrons.
340
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,972
You can't do that.
This is the spot
for my sweat tan!
341
00:19:18,007 --> 00:19:19,773
Ha! You're gonna need
a bigger spot than this
342
00:19:19,809 --> 00:19:21,809
if you're gonna tan.
Hey!
343
00:19:21,845 --> 00:19:25,479
Your chickens pecked
every one of my tomatoes!
344
00:19:25,514 --> 00:19:28,282
You see, man, my chickens need
some room to roam around.
345
00:19:28,318 --> 00:19:30,584
You understand?
Don't fence them in, man.
346
00:19:30,619 --> 00:19:32,854
Oh, I won't fence them.
347
00:19:32,889 --> 00:19:34,621
I'll fry them!
348
00:19:34,657 --> 00:19:36,657
Hey, leave my chickens alone.
349
00:19:40,063 --> 00:19:41,262
ALL: Run!
350
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,465
See? This wouldn't
have happened
351
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,067
if we still had
our baseball field.
352
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:49,503
(SCOFFING)
Welcome to reality, bucko.
353
00:19:49,538 --> 00:19:52,139
That's what happens
when grown-ups
rule the world.
354
00:19:53,743 --> 00:19:58,246
(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
355
00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:04,485
Whoa, I never knew
Mrs. Vitello had
such a good right hook.
356
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:07,088
Or that Mr. Green had
such a glass jaw.
357
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,023
(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
358
00:20:36,552 --> 00:20:37,851
GRANDPA: The heck!
359
00:20:37,887 --> 00:20:40,554
MRS. VITELLO: Hey, I want
an explanation for this.
360
00:20:40,589 --> 00:20:42,890
Hey, Arnold, what are you,
some kind of litter bug?
361
00:20:42,926 --> 00:20:45,592
All of you, keep it down!
362
00:20:45,628 --> 00:20:48,595
Now, if Arnold
and his friends
had to do this,
363
00:20:48,631 --> 00:20:51,899
they must have had
a good reason.
364
00:20:51,935 --> 00:20:54,268
(SOFTLY)
Head for the hills, boy,
I'll try to slow them down.
365
00:20:54,304 --> 00:20:57,771
It's okay, Grandpa.
I know what we've done.
366
00:20:57,807 --> 00:21:01,375
You see, this is
how the lot was
before we cleaned it up,
367
00:21:01,411 --> 00:21:03,344
before we turned it
into Gerald Field,
368
00:21:03,379 --> 00:21:06,680
and before you guys
kicked us out.
369
00:21:06,715 --> 00:21:10,751
So, if you want Gerald Field
so badly, you can have it
just the way we found it.
370
00:21:10,786 --> 00:21:12,086
A dump!
371
00:21:14,824 --> 00:21:16,057
(GRUNTING)
372
00:21:16,092 --> 00:21:18,259
I feel like a real heel.
373
00:21:18,294 --> 00:21:20,061
Well, hey, man,
you know what I mean,
374
00:21:20,096 --> 00:21:21,295
we did steal their lot.
375
00:21:21,331 --> 00:21:23,664
I wish there was
something
we could do.
376
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:26,200
Pull on your rubber boots,
boys and girls,
377
00:21:26,235 --> 00:21:29,036
it's gonna be a long night.
378
00:21:52,928 --> 00:21:54,661
What happened to the lot?
379
00:21:54,697 --> 00:21:56,230
Grandma? Grandpa?
380
00:21:56,265 --> 00:21:58,732
I don't get it. What happened?
381
00:21:58,767 --> 00:22:01,802
Well, boy,
you sure showed us
what's what.
382
00:22:01,837 --> 00:22:03,837
We've got to
fess up to the facts
383
00:22:03,873 --> 00:22:06,507
that you kids were right
and we were wrong.
384
00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:08,742
In honor of your
new baseball field,
385
00:22:08,777 --> 00:22:13,114
I'd like to present you
with a couple of brand-new,
major league baseballs.
386
00:22:13,149 --> 00:22:17,551
And, eight pounds
of grade A oxtail stump.
387
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,053
(ALL CHEERING)
388
00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:21,588
Wow, thanks Mr. Green.
Thanks everybody.
389
00:22:21,624 --> 00:22:25,326
Well, there's only
one thing to do
at a time like this.
390
00:22:26,996 --> 00:22:28,896
Play ball!
391
00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:30,597
Play ball!
392
00:22:30,633 --> 00:22:32,299
ALL: Play ball!
393
00:22:32,335 --> 00:22:34,335
Everybody, let's play ball!
394
00:22:34,370 --> 00:22:36,703
Play ball! Play ball!
395
00:22:36,739 --> 00:22:41,742
Play ball! Play ball!
Play ball! Play ball!
396
00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:46,847
Play ball! Play ball!
Play ball! Play ball!
397
00:22:46,882 --> 00:22:49,116
GRANDPA:
Will you be quiet?
398
00:22:51,754 --> 00:22:53,354
(CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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