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Helga:
Arnold!
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( barking )
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Hey, arnold!
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( glass shatters )
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( girl shrieks )
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Helga:
Hey, arnold!
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Arnold!
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Arnold!
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Arnold!
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And nickelodeon]
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Ar-nold!
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Move it,
Football head!
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Kids:
Hey, arnold!
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Arnold:
You really think
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They're looking
At us?
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It's us, man.
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They're looking
Right at us.
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They must be at least
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In sixth grade.
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They are
Checking us out.
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How do you know?
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Maybe they think we're goofs.
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Arnold, I know.
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And believe me
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The last thing they think we are
Are goofs.
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Look at those goofs.
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They're cute, though,
In a goofy way.
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At least they're not jerks
Like tommy and burt.
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Get off me,
You moron!
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Don't call me a moron,
You moron!
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( laughing )
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Some boyfriends.
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Where do they get off
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Busting their attitude
Like that?
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No duh.
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Bet we could make
Them come over.
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The goofs?
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You think?
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You're bad, maria,
I swear.
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See, I told you?
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They want us
To come over there.
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Are you sure?
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Come on, arnold,
Older women.
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What have we got to lose?
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Now, act casual.
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Hey, ladies.
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How you doing?
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Hey, how you doing?
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So, you live
Around here?
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Yeah, we live around here.
Do you?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, we live
Around here.
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( laughing )
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So what grade
Are you in?
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Uh, we're in the, uh...
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The sixth grade.
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Aren't you guys
Kind of short
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To be in sixth?
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Yeah, well, um...
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You know how it is,
I mean...
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We never ate
Our vegetables.
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Yeah, yeah,
That's right.
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No cauliflower for us.
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Stunted our growth.
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( laughing )
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Boy:
Hey, maria!
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Come over here!
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Hey, vato,
You come over here.
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Come over here!
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Come over here.
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Aw, forget you!
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Forget you!
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Psst, hey, maria.
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Conference.
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What do you think
They're saying?
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I don't know, sixth
Grade girl stuff.
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Just stay cool.
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Me?! You stay cool.
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Want to go to a dance
Saturday night?
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Huh?! Well, sure,
We could do that.
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Right, arnold?
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Yeah, we could
Do that.
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Pick us up at 6:30.
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That's my address,
And por favor
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Don't be late.
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Okay.
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Bye.
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Well, thank you.
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Arnold:
"Thank you"?
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( grunting )
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Hey!
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This really ought
To cheese them off.
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Yeah, they'll
Be watching us
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Hanging out with those
Cute little chicos.
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It'll make them locos.
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Maria, come over here!
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Maria!
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( knocking on door )
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Hey, happening dude
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I got us some funky threads.
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Huh?
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I found this
In my attic.
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It's my dad's
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Dating trunk.
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It's got everything
We need.
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See?
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Nehru jackets,
Platform shoes
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Puka shells.
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Cologne, eau de oeuf.
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and... This!
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cool moves fo' happening dudes?
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Arnold, these are
Sophisticated ladies.
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If we act like
We usually do
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They'll know we're squares.
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But with this book
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We'll be
The coolest kids
At the dance.
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If you want to be
A happening dude
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You need to learn
The lingo.
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For instance, when you introduce
Yourself to a young lady
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Try this line:
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"Hey, mama, you are one
Outasight, freaky chick."
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Let me see that.
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"The happening dude
Is always cool
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And knows
The right thing to say."
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I don't know.
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Maybe we should
Call this off.
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Call it off?!
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Are you kidding?!
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Listen, arnold,
All our lives
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We've been
Looked down on
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Because we were
Too little
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Or too young,
Or too immature.
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But tonight, we've got
Our chance to be big shots.
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We've got a chance to go out
With sixth grade girls.
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That's a chance that only comes
Along once in a lifetime.
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And I say, we take it!
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Who knows?
We might even get a kiss.
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So what do you say?
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You with me, man?
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You're right, gerald.
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By night's end
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I'll be kissed by
A sixth grade girl.
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Now you're talking!
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Let me see that book.
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"Far out dance steps
For swinging hipsters."
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( playing funky music )
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( knocking on door )
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Man ( gruffly ):
Yeah?
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Uh, I-I-is maria here?
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You're pretty short
For sixth graders.
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Well, uh, we didn't
Eat our vegetables.
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Stunted our growth.
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No cauliflower for us.
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( chuckles awkwardly )
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( clears throat )
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Sir?
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Nuts?!
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No thanks, sir.
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That's okay.
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I'll pass.
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( bellows ):
Maria, come over here!
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So, you guys ready?
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I didn't know we were
Going to take a cab.
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What does the book say?
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Hmm... Transportation,
Transportation.
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Um, buses, trains
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Rickshaws... Cabs!
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"A happening dude
Always pays
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His foxy lady's
Cab fare."
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( quietly ):
Aw, man!
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( whirring )
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How much money
You got?
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Community center.
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$6.90.
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( dance music playing )
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Dig the vibe, man.
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Act cool.
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Huh?
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Page 18.
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Come on, vato,
Let's cruise.
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I'm cool.
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Yo, gerald, let's go.
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I'm hip to that,
Pretty mama
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Out of sight!
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Hey, tommy, look,
There's
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Connie and maria.
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Hey, who they with?
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Looks like a couple
Of shrimpy guys.
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What goes on here?
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Hey, maria?
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Who's the shrimp?
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Buzz off, tommy
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I'm with my date,
You know?
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But, maria!
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What goes on?
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I need some punch.
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( starts record )
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Hey, do you
Guys dance?
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Dance?
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Natch, babe.
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Me and gerald
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Are hip
To the groove
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Foxy mama.
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Dy-no-mite!
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( dance music playing )
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Remember our moves,
Man.
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I'm cool.
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( chuckling )
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( cheering )
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( cheering )
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( music stops )
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( cheering and applause )
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Hit me again, melvin.
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Connie:
So where did you guys
Learn to dance, anyways?
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Well, you know
Happening dudes like us
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We just pick up
The groove, you dig?
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Yeah, we're cool,
Chickie-baby.
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You guys crack me up.
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Yo, connie.
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Don't look now
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But the stupidos
Are checking us out.
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Bet they're really
Cheesed off.
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Boy, I'm really
Cheesed off.
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Who do they think
They are, anyways?
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( laughing )
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I think we're doing
Pretty good, don't you?
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Yeah. They
Have no idea
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We're only
Fourth graders.
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This is shaping up
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To be the greatest night
Of our lives!
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All we got
To do is stay cool.
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escuchame,
Listen.
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We're visiting
The powder room
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But we'll be back.
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Don't dance with
Anyone else, okay?
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( both sigh )
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Hit me again,
Melvin.
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I think perhaps
You've had enough.
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I'll tell you
When I've had enough!
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Hit me!
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Arnold, this is
Going great.
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I can't believe it.
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Gerald, tonight
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I'm going to get
That kiss.
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Tommy:
Get that what?!
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You two punks think
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You can steal
Our girls?
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We should teach
You a lesson.
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Hey, we didn't
Do anything!
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Yeah, we just came to dig
The vibes and hang out.
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Hang out with
Our girlfriends.
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Yeah, maybe we should
Hang youse out.
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( chanting ):
Fight, fight!
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Fight, fight, fight, fight,
Fight, fight, fight, fight!
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Fight, fight, fight,
Fight, fight, fight
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Fight, fight, fight,
Fight, fight, fight...
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Look, you're dudes,
We're dudes.
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Can't we work
Something out?
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Sure, we can work
Something out.
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How about we work your arm
Out of its socket?
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Yeah, then we beat them
Over the head with it.
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( crowd cheering and shouting )
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Maria:
Hey, you guys!
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What goes on here?
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( crowd gasps )
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Nothing.
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It don't look
Like nothing.
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We were just talking.
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Tommy, you
Let him go.
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Now!
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Yeah, you, too, burt.
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I just want to say
274
00:10:11,104 --> 00:10:12,856
I'm disgusted
With you two.
275
00:10:12,939 --> 00:10:13,481
We're sorry, maria.
276
00:10:13,565 --> 00:10:15,775
Yeah, we're sorry,
Connie.
277
00:10:15,859 --> 00:10:17,861
We're just jealous,
That's all.
278
00:10:17,944 --> 00:10:18,778
( crowd laughs )
279
00:10:18,862 --> 00:10:19,195
It's true.
280
00:10:19,279 --> 00:10:21,031
Whatever, just...
281
00:10:21,114 --> 00:10:22,615
You get out of here.
282
00:10:22,699 --> 00:10:24,659
Go wait for us at the bus stop.
283
00:10:24,743 --> 00:10:27,454
( crowd murmuring )
284
00:10:29,122 --> 00:10:30,915
No good, big shot
Boyfriends.
285
00:10:30,999 --> 00:10:33,209
And what are you geeks
Looking at?!
286
00:10:33,293 --> 00:10:34,336
The show's over.
287
00:10:34,419 --> 00:10:37,047
( crowd murmuring )
288
00:10:38,757 --> 00:10:40,842
Yo, I'm sorry we
Led you guys on.
289
00:10:40,925 --> 00:10:42,844
'cause you're real
Cute and all.
290
00:10:42,927 --> 00:10:44,929
'cept, I don't know why
291
00:10:45,013 --> 00:10:47,307
But we still got this thing
For them.
292
00:10:47,390 --> 00:10:49,559
Yeah, I don't know why, either.
293
00:10:49,643 --> 00:10:51,269
So, you were just
Playing with us?
294
00:10:51,353 --> 00:10:54,189
You didn't
Really like us?
295
00:10:54,272 --> 00:10:55,190
It's not that
We don't like you.
296
00:10:55,273 --> 00:10:57,567
Yeah, we like you,
I mean
297
00:10:57,650 --> 00:10:59,110
You're pretty cool
For fourth graders.
298
00:10:59,194 --> 00:11:01,196
It's just...
299
00:11:01,279 --> 00:11:03,073
You're fourth graders,
You know?
300
00:11:03,156 --> 00:11:05,241
Hey, hey, come on.
301
00:11:05,325 --> 00:11:06,242
Soon, you'll
Be growing up.
302
00:11:06,326 --> 00:11:08,078
And girls
Will be
303
00:11:08,161 --> 00:11:08,912
Looking at you.
304
00:11:08,995 --> 00:11:11,831
Connie:
Yeah. And if you
Stay as sweet
305
00:11:11,915 --> 00:11:12,749
As you are now
306
00:11:12,832 --> 00:11:14,542
Who knows? Maybe maria and me
307
00:11:14,626 --> 00:11:16,294
Will be looking at you, too.
308
00:11:16,378 --> 00:11:17,253
Really?
309
00:11:17,337 --> 00:11:18,505
It could happen.
310
00:11:18,588 --> 00:11:19,214
Yeah. So, thanks for
311
00:11:19,297 --> 00:11:20,924
Taking us
To the dance.
312
00:11:21,007 --> 00:11:22,801
Yeah.
313
00:11:23,301 --> 00:11:25,136
( kissing )
314
00:11:25,637 --> 00:11:29,015
( prolonged kiss )
315
00:11:30,141 --> 00:11:32,560
Tommy:
Maria, come over here.
316
00:11:32,644 --> 00:11:34,562
Tommy, you come
Over here.
317
00:11:34,646 --> 00:11:36,564
See you later,
Chickie-baby.
318
00:11:36,648 --> 00:11:37,691
( blows kiss )
319
00:11:37,774 --> 00:11:39,109
Just come
Over here.
320
00:11:39,192 --> 00:11:40,985
Why are you always
Doing that?
321
00:11:41,069 --> 00:11:41,569
Doing what?
322
00:11:41,653 --> 00:11:43,947
That thing
You always do.
323
00:11:44,030 --> 00:11:45,949
Ah, I ain't
Doing nothing.
324
00:12:08,555 --> 00:12:10,306
Strike one,
Head boy!
325
00:12:10,390 --> 00:12:13,726
What a wussy swing.
326
00:12:13,810 --> 00:12:14,185
Okay, move in
327
00:12:14,269 --> 00:12:17,063
This guy can't hit.
328
00:12:17,147 --> 00:12:19,315
Just you and me, arnold.
329
00:12:19,399 --> 00:12:22,026
Your old stick
Against my brand-new
330
00:12:22,110 --> 00:12:26,156
Triple-stitched, imitation
Major league baseball.
331
00:12:26,239 --> 00:12:28,992
Kids:
Come on,
Hit one over, arnold.
332
00:12:29,075 --> 00:12:29,909
Come on, man
Get a home run!
333
00:12:29,993 --> 00:12:31,870
Oh!
334
00:12:31,953 --> 00:12:32,328
Strike two!
335
00:12:32,412 --> 00:12:34,330
( laughing )
336
00:12:34,414 --> 00:12:37,125
Come on, arnold,
Paste it, man!
337
00:12:40,003 --> 00:12:43,173
Ooh, arnold,
Who do you think you are?
338
00:12:43,256 --> 00:12:45,467
Mickey kaline or something?
339
00:12:45,550 --> 00:12:48,511
Yeah, that's right,
I'm mickey kaline.
340
00:12:49,888 --> 00:12:49,971
( grunts )
341
00:12:53,224 --> 00:12:54,392
( crack )
342
00:13:00,690 --> 00:13:02,358
Wow.
343
00:13:02,442 --> 00:13:02,942
Kids:
That was great.
344
00:13:07,322 --> 00:13:10,909
My ball, my ball
345
00:13:10,992 --> 00:13:11,367
My brand-new ball.
346
00:13:11,451 --> 00:13:13,244
( wailing )
347
00:13:13,953 --> 00:13:16,039
Gerald:
Man, that was great.
348
00:13:16,122 --> 00:13:17,290
I pretended
I was mickey kaline
349
00:13:17,373 --> 00:13:19,417
And bam, I hit it.
350
00:13:19,501 --> 00:13:20,126
One thing I don't get.
351
00:13:20,210 --> 00:13:22,253
Who's mickey kaline?
352
00:13:22,337 --> 00:13:23,963
Who's mickey kaline?
353
00:13:24,047 --> 00:13:25,715
You got to be kidding.
354
00:13:25,798 --> 00:13:27,050
Uh...
355
00:13:27,133 --> 00:13:28,092
No.
356
00:13:28,176 --> 00:13:29,260
( sighs )
357
00:13:30,929 --> 00:13:32,472
Now you've
Done it, man.
358
00:13:37,810 --> 00:13:39,145
This is mickey kaline
359
00:13:39,229 --> 00:13:40,104
My favorite player
Of all time.
360
00:13:40,188 --> 00:13:42,815
533 home runs
361
00:13:42,899 --> 00:13:44,817
Lifetime batting average
Of .299
362
00:13:44,901 --> 00:13:46,194
One point below .300.
363
00:13:46,277 --> 00:13:49,197
Mickey married his high
School sweetheart, shirley
364
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,657
Wears a size 13 shoe
365
00:13:50,740 --> 00:13:52,033
And goes by the nickname chet.
366
00:13:52,116 --> 00:13:57,038
Mickey kaline is the greatest
Baseball player who ever lived.
367
00:13:57,121 --> 00:13:58,248
Man:
Kaline's a bum!
368
00:13:58,331 --> 00:13:59,415
Huh?
369
00:14:02,001 --> 00:14:02,961
What's going on?
370
00:14:03,044 --> 00:14:04,754
Kaline's striking out.
371
00:14:04,837 --> 00:14:06,172
What else is new?
372
00:14:06,256 --> 00:14:08,675
Announcer:
I tell you,
It's sad to see.
373
00:14:08,758 --> 00:14:10,593
This once great slugger is now
374
00:14:10,677 --> 00:14:12,637
A mere shadow
Of his former self.
375
00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:15,223
I hate to see kaline
Go out like this.
376
00:14:15,306 --> 00:14:16,432
What's he talking about?
377
00:14:16,516 --> 00:14:19,060
Mickey kaline's retiring.
378
00:14:19,143 --> 00:14:20,436
( gasps )
379
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:21,437
What?
380
00:14:21,521 --> 00:14:22,480
No way!
381
00:14:22,564 --> 00:14:24,482
Tomorrow's his last game
382
00:14:24,566 --> 00:14:26,276
And the day after that
383
00:14:26,359 --> 00:14:28,278
The team starts to win.
384
00:14:28,361 --> 00:14:29,612
Strike three!
385
00:14:29,696 --> 00:14:31,614
The big man
Goes down swinging.
386
00:14:31,698 --> 00:14:35,827
The world may never see
Another mickey kaline.
387
00:14:35,910 --> 00:14:37,704
Do you hear that, gerald?
388
00:14:37,787 --> 00:14:40,665
Tomorrow's mickey kaline's
Last game.
389
00:14:40,748 --> 00:14:41,749
We got to go.
390
00:14:41,833 --> 00:14:42,625
But how?
391
00:14:42,709 --> 00:14:43,543
we don't have any money.
392
00:14:43,626 --> 00:14:46,421
I'll get the money, gerald.
393
00:14:46,504 --> 00:14:48,506
Somehow, some way.
You'll see.
394
00:14:51,259 --> 00:14:52,343
( sighs )
395
00:14:54,053 --> 00:14:55,805
( knocking on door )
396
00:14:55,888 --> 00:14:59,017
Hey, what's eating you,
Short man?
397
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:01,144
Mickey kaline
Is retiring.
398
00:15:01,227 --> 00:15:02,645
That old fat guy?
399
00:15:02,729 --> 00:15:04,731
I thought he was dead.
400
00:15:04,814 --> 00:15:07,108
No, grandpa, he's still alive,
But...
401
00:15:07,191 --> 00:15:08,568
Tomorrow's his last game
402
00:15:08,651 --> 00:15:11,154
And I don't have
Enough money to go.
403
00:15:11,237 --> 00:15:13,489
Say, what about
The money you got
404
00:15:13,573 --> 00:15:15,992
From that dog-washing
Business?
405
00:15:16,075 --> 00:15:17,660
Yeah!
I forgot about that.
406
00:15:17,744 --> 00:15:19,329
Man, I hope
407
00:15:19,412 --> 00:15:21,164
There's still something left.
408
00:15:24,584 --> 00:15:26,002
( coins jingling )
409
00:15:26,085 --> 00:15:26,127
Yeah!
410
00:15:32,508 --> 00:15:34,260
I've got enough!
411
00:15:34,344 --> 00:15:35,887
Thanks, grandpa
412
00:15:35,970 --> 00:15:38,264
You think of everything.
413
00:15:38,348 --> 00:15:39,432
( laughs )
414
00:15:39,515 --> 00:15:42,310
All it takes to make a kid happy
415
00:15:42,393 --> 00:15:43,394
Is an extra five bucks.
416
00:15:43,478 --> 00:15:45,813
Hey, wait a minute.
417
00:15:45,897 --> 00:15:47,273
I had a 50 in here!
418
00:15:47,357 --> 00:15:48,107
Arnold, come back!
419
00:15:55,573 --> 00:15:57,325
So how much have you got?
420
00:15:57,408 --> 00:16:00,244
Enough for a couple of cheap
Bleacher seats.
421
00:16:00,328 --> 00:16:03,206
I had more, but grandpa
Took back his $50 bill.
422
00:16:03,289 --> 00:16:05,500
Hey, as long as I get
A nice big jumbo frank
423
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:07,919
Maybe some peanuts...
424
00:16:08,002 --> 00:16:09,128
Uh... No, gerald.
425
00:16:09,212 --> 00:16:12,006
All we've got is enough
For the tickets
426
00:16:12,090 --> 00:16:13,591
And maybe one hot dog.
427
00:16:13,675 --> 00:16:14,550
One hot dog?
428
00:16:14,634 --> 00:16:16,386
That really bites, man.
429
00:16:16,469 --> 00:16:19,555
Man:
Unless you want
Something a little cheaper.
430
00:16:19,639 --> 00:16:22,100
Two tickets, half price, eh?
431
00:16:24,602 --> 00:16:27,897
Arnold:
Let's see, section q.
432
00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:28,856
Section q.
433
00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:30,566
Excuse me, sir,
Can you tell us
434
00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:34,362
Where our seats are?
435
00:16:34,445 --> 00:16:36,364
( laughing )
436
00:16:36,447 --> 00:16:38,866
Announcer:
Another solid base hit
437
00:16:38,950 --> 00:16:40,618
And the score is all knotted up.
438
00:16:40,702 --> 00:16:43,830
How lucky the crowd must feel
439
00:16:43,913 --> 00:16:45,832
To witness this amazing game.
440
00:16:45,915 --> 00:16:47,417
Can you see anything?
441
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:50,962
Yeah, one of those
Little dots is running past
442
00:16:51,045 --> 00:16:53,589
One of those other
Little dots.
443
00:16:53,673 --> 00:16:54,924
( growling )
444
00:16:57,635 --> 00:16:59,178
All:
Go, red! Go, red!
445
00:16:59,262 --> 00:17:01,389
It can't get any worse
Than this, gerald.
446
00:17:01,472 --> 00:17:03,433
( cracking )
447
00:17:03,516 --> 00:17:05,685
Did some plaster just
Fall on my head?
448
00:17:05,768 --> 00:17:07,603
Come on, arnold,
Crack a smile.
449
00:17:07,687 --> 00:17:08,646
You're right, gerald.
450
00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:10,732
Maybe I can't
See mickey
451
00:17:10,815 --> 00:17:11,774
But... I'm here
452
00:17:11,858 --> 00:17:14,277
And I'm going
To make the best of it.
453
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:15,445
Peanuts!
454
00:17:19,657 --> 00:17:23,494
That's it,
I'm out of here!
455
00:17:23,578 --> 00:17:25,329
Where are you going,
Arnold?
456
00:17:25,413 --> 00:17:26,998
To the lower level.
457
00:17:27,081 --> 00:17:29,042
Arnold, wait!
458
00:17:31,377 --> 00:17:33,004
If they catch
Us down here
459
00:17:33,087 --> 00:17:34,422
They'll throw us out.
460
00:17:34,505 --> 00:17:35,131
I don't care.
461
00:17:35,214 --> 00:17:37,633
I came here to see
Mickey kaline
462
00:17:37,717 --> 00:17:39,719
And I'm going to take
My chances.
463
00:17:39,802 --> 00:17:42,847
Man:
Hey, you kids
Sitting in this level?
464
00:17:44,098 --> 00:17:46,976
Come back here, you lousy kid!
465
00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:47,351
Run, arnold, run!
466
00:17:47,435 --> 00:17:49,270
Run, arnold...
467
00:17:49,353 --> 00:17:49,645
Hey!
468
00:17:49,729 --> 00:17:52,023
Watch the hair.
469
00:17:57,487 --> 00:17:59,363
( people cheering )
470
00:18:01,282 --> 00:18:02,992
( people applauding )
471
00:18:05,119 --> 00:18:06,079
( panting )
472
00:18:08,831 --> 00:18:10,625
There he is,
Get him!
473
00:18:15,838 --> 00:18:18,633
Announcer:
Next up, number 3
474
00:18:18,716 --> 00:18:21,886
Mickey kaline.
475
00:18:21,969 --> 00:18:22,678
( organ fanfare )
476
00:18:22,762 --> 00:18:24,305
( crowd cheering )
477
00:18:28,559 --> 00:18:31,020
Announcer:
Well, folks, this is
478
00:18:31,103 --> 00:18:33,940
Mickey kaline's last at bat.
479
00:18:34,023 --> 00:18:37,026
This is indeed
An historic moment.
480
00:18:37,109 --> 00:18:39,320
Kill the umpire!
481
00:18:53,668 --> 00:18:55,545
( crack )
482
00:18:55,628 --> 00:18:58,214
Announcer:
It's a long fly ball.
483
00:18:58,297 --> 00:19:01,384
He really got a hold
Of that one.
484
00:19:01,467 --> 00:19:04,095
That ball is
Really spinning.
485
00:19:06,514 --> 00:19:08,808
And the ball is caught
By a little boy
486
00:19:08,891 --> 00:19:09,642
With a football-shaped head.
487
00:19:09,725 --> 00:19:12,228
Hey, that's arnold.
488
00:19:12,311 --> 00:19:14,230
Arnold caught the ball.
489
00:19:14,313 --> 00:19:17,066
Look at that
Weird little kid run.
490
00:19:17,149 --> 00:19:21,612
( laughing )
491
00:19:21,696 --> 00:19:25,408
Oh, that-a-boy, arnold.
That's my grandson.
492
00:19:25,491 --> 00:19:27,743
You got a piece
Of history there.
493
00:19:27,827 --> 00:19:29,871
Like the declaration of
Independence or something.
494
00:19:29,954 --> 00:19:32,290
I'll give you $400 for it.
495
00:19:32,373 --> 00:19:33,791
No thanks, mr. Green.
496
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:36,586
I'll never let this baby
Out of my sight.
497
00:19:36,669 --> 00:19:38,754
Now, now,
Leave him alone.
498
00:19:38,838 --> 00:19:41,799
Let the boy bask
In his glory in peace.
499
00:19:41,883 --> 00:19:43,968
Hey, look, it's kaline.
500
00:19:44,051 --> 00:19:47,263
Mickey, your last at bat
And you hit a home run.
501
00:19:47,346 --> 00:19:48,389
How do you feel?
502
00:19:48,472 --> 00:19:50,725
Well, to tell you
The truth, fritz
503
00:19:50,808 --> 00:19:53,477
I got real mixed feelings.
504
00:19:53,561 --> 00:19:56,772
I feel great
About hitting the home run
505
00:19:56,856 --> 00:20:00,151
But, uh, well, baseball's
Been my whole life
506
00:20:00,234 --> 00:20:02,403
And I'm going to miss it a lot.
507
00:20:02,486 --> 00:20:04,697
A whole lot.
( sniffling )
508
00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:08,075
Oh, sorry about that.
509
00:20:08,159 --> 00:20:10,077
It's okay, mick.
510
00:20:10,161 --> 00:20:14,248
We'll be back with
The out-of-town scores in...
511
00:20:14,332 --> 00:20:17,126
( weeping ):
Just a minute...
512
00:20:17,209 --> 00:20:21,464
$400 and all the rump roast
You can eat.
513
00:20:21,547 --> 00:20:24,133
( everyone clamoring )
514
00:20:29,931 --> 00:20:32,266
( knocking on door )
515
00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:34,310
You okay, arnold?
516
00:20:34,393 --> 00:20:39,815
Yeah, but I guess
I'm kind of mixed up.
517
00:20:39,899 --> 00:20:41,317
Why?
518
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,861
You went to your
Favorite player's last game
519
00:20:43,945 --> 00:20:46,197
You caught a home run
On television.
520
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:47,990
What's the problem?
521
00:20:48,074 --> 00:20:49,825
I don't know.
522
00:20:49,909 --> 00:20:51,327
It's just,
Mickey's given me so much.
523
00:20:51,410 --> 00:20:55,998
I wish there was some way
I could give him something back.
524
00:20:56,082 --> 00:20:59,293
Well, maybe you can.
525
00:20:59,377 --> 00:21:01,212
What do you mean, grandpa?
526
00:21:01,295 --> 00:21:04,590
I think you know
What I mean.
527
00:21:04,674 --> 00:21:08,928
If you need me, I'll have the
Packard running.
528
00:21:09,011 --> 00:21:10,429
( chuckles )
529
00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:37,373
Mr. Kaline?
530
00:21:37,456 --> 00:21:40,543
Hey, kid.
Looking for an autograph?
531
00:21:40,626 --> 00:21:42,378
Well, not exactly.
532
00:21:42,461 --> 00:21:47,174
Here, it's the home run ball
You hit this afternoon.
533
00:21:47,258 --> 00:21:49,093
I thought you might want it.
534
00:21:49,176 --> 00:21:52,805
You know, kid,
Since I was seven years old
535
00:21:52,888 --> 00:21:57,518
The only thing I ever wanted
To do was play baseball.
536
00:21:57,601 --> 00:21:58,477
I loved every minute of it
537
00:21:58,561 --> 00:22:02,189
From the first time I played
Catch with my dad
538
00:22:02,273 --> 00:22:04,900
To the home run
I hit this afternoon.
539
00:22:04,984 --> 00:22:09,572
Well, thanks, kid.
540
00:22:09,655 --> 00:22:12,491
No, thank you, mr. Kaline.
541
00:22:12,575 --> 00:22:14,326
Well, I better get home.
542
00:22:14,410 --> 00:22:18,456
My grandpa's waiting for me
Out in the car.
543
00:22:18,539 --> 00:22:19,415
Hey, kid.
544
00:22:23,419 --> 00:22:26,797
You ever hear of the time
I faced bob gibson
545
00:22:26,881 --> 00:22:29,341
In the world series,
Two down, no men on?
546
00:22:29,425 --> 00:22:31,343
No.
547
00:22:31,427 --> 00:22:32,178
It was a hot day
In october.
548
00:22:32,261 --> 00:22:35,431
Gibson was throwing
Like a man on fire.
549
00:22:35,514 --> 00:22:38,267
I was just a young kid
Fresh from the farm
550
00:22:38,350 --> 00:22:40,144
With a $50 suit
And a bat I'd never used.
551
00:22:40,227 --> 00:22:43,731
Had a uniform
That didn't fit me...
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00:22:49,361 --> 00:22:51,947
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00:22:52,031 --> 00:22:54,867
And nickelodeon]
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