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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,002 --> 00:00:02,034 MAN: Here we go. 2 00:00:02,069 --> 00:00:03,135 HELGA: Arnold! 3 00:00:03,170 --> 00:00:04,603 -(YOWLING) -(BARKING) 4 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:06,905 Hey, Arnold! 5 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:08,940 (OPENING THEME MUSIC) 6 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:13,412 (CRASHING) 7 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:18,783 (SCREAMS) 8 00:00:18,819 --> 00:00:20,685 Hey, Arnold! 9 00:00:22,589 --> 00:00:23,788 Arnold. 10 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:26,725 Arnold. 11 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,494 -(SIREN WAILING) -Arnold. 12 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,371 Arnold. 13 00:00:40,807 --> 00:00:42,541 Move it, football head! 14 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:43,975 ALL: Hey, Arnold! 15 00:00:51,318 --> 00:00:52,784 One for you. 16 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:54,486 One for you. 17 00:00:54,521 --> 00:00:55,821 One for you. 18 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:58,523 Oh. Uh, hello, Helga. 19 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:00,191 Why don't you take a picture? 20 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:02,226 It'll last longer, dweeb. 21 00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:03,962 (LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY) Yeah. 22 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:06,531 I wonder why Helga is not invited to Rhonda's party. 23 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,266 Well, it is a girl party. 24 00:01:08,301 --> 00:01:09,434 Helga is a girl. 25 00:01:09,470 --> 00:01:10,469 She is? 26 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:14,639 Oh, yeah. I always forget. 27 00:01:15,976 --> 00:01:18,543 So, Phoebe, what do you want to do Saturday night? 28 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,512 Goof on the geeks at the video arcade? 29 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:24,315 I was thinking of going to Rhonda's party. 30 00:01:24,351 --> 00:01:26,351 They're gonna do makeovers and stuff. 31 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:27,953 Rhonda's party? 32 00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:30,856 You're not seriously going to that, are you? 33 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:33,625 Well, no. I mean... 34 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:36,127 Well, uh, I know you didn't get an invitation, and... 35 00:01:36,162 --> 00:01:38,129 I didn't want an invitation. 36 00:01:38,164 --> 00:01:41,232 Why would I want to go to a stupid girly party? 37 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:44,035 Yeah, I figured. But, I was just thinking, 38 00:01:44,070 --> 00:01:46,104 I don't know, it might be interesting. 39 00:01:46,139 --> 00:01:49,440 (SCOFFING) Interesting? Yeah, right! 40 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:51,977 -But, Helga... -No! 41 00:01:52,012 --> 00:01:56,648 Go! Go to Rhonda's party, and have your little makeovers. 42 00:01:56,683 --> 00:01:58,783 It's no snot out of my nose. 43 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:04,022 I've got a million better things to do on a Saturday night 44 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:07,392 than be stuck in a room with a bunch of sissy girls! 45 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:11,429 Fine. 46 00:02:21,207 --> 00:02:22,974 (PANTING) I got it. I got it! 47 00:02:26,179 --> 00:02:27,812 (SIGHING GRIMLY) I don't got it. 48 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:29,948 Okay, 100 points for me. 49 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,416 Smack it again! 50 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:32,817 Wait a minute. 51 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:34,385 You can't play. 52 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:36,487 This game is boys only. 53 00:02:36,523 --> 00:02:38,990 Says who, pink boy? 54 00:02:39,026 --> 00:02:40,491 Says, uh... 55 00:02:40,527 --> 00:02:42,326 Sid. Yeah, tell her, Sid. 56 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:44,495 Please, don't hurt me. 57 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:46,164 Look, Helga, 58 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:48,967 we're having a boys only game since all the girls are having 59 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,501 a girls only slumber party. 60 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:52,070 Hey, wait a minute, 61 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:54,505 how come you're not at the slumber party? 62 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:56,875 Oh, yeah, I forgot. 63 00:02:56,910 --> 00:03:00,178 You weren't invited 'cause you're not girl enough. 64 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:03,982 Shut up! That's not true. 65 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:06,618 I was invited, I just didn't want to go. 66 00:03:06,653 --> 00:03:09,120 (TAUNTING) Helga's not a girl. 67 00:03:09,155 --> 00:03:11,923 Helga's not a girl. 68 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:14,492 Helga's not a girl. 69 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:17,128 Helga's not a girl. 70 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:19,698 Helga's not a girl. 71 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:22,067 Helga's not a girl. 72 00:03:22,102 --> 00:03:24,402 That's it, Harold, you're dead. 73 00:03:24,437 --> 00:03:25,870 (SCREAMING) 74 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:29,074 -Come back here, you big... -HAROLD: (SCREAMING) 75 00:03:29,109 --> 00:03:31,843 You know, Gerald, I almost feel sorry for her. 76 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:34,445 The key word there is "Almost." 77 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:35,647 "Not girl enough." 78 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:37,482 (SPITEFULLY) What a bunch of crap! 79 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:38,617 I am too a girl. 80 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:40,619 I'm pretty. I'm feminine! 81 00:03:40,654 --> 00:03:42,353 I'm delicate. 82 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:44,055 MAN: Oh, excuse me, young man. 83 00:03:44,091 --> 00:03:46,024 I'm a girl! 84 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:50,061 GIRLS: (GIGGLING) 85 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:52,296 (LAUGHING) 86 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:58,369 And then, Helga goes, 87 00:03:58,404 --> 00:04:00,404 "I ought to deck you, fat boy!" 88 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,874 ALL: (LAUGHING) 89 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,976 I don't sound like that. 90 00:04:05,012 --> 00:04:07,045 I ought to deck them all! Oh. 91 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,648 Out of my way, geek face. 92 00:04:15,622 --> 00:04:17,355 Et tu, Phoebe? 93 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:24,495 I'll show them feminine. 94 00:04:24,531 --> 00:04:25,730 I'll show them all. 95 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:28,967 They'll be sorry they ever messed with Helga G. Pataki. 96 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:46,217 Hello, Helga, how are you? 97 00:04:46,252 --> 00:04:48,352 Oh, fine. Fine, Mrs. Johanssen. 98 00:04:48,388 --> 00:04:50,621 Just, picking up my usual magazines. 99 00:04:50,657 --> 00:04:52,256 Nothing out of the ordinary here. 100 00:04:53,493 --> 00:04:55,526 (BUZZING) 101 00:04:57,931 --> 00:04:59,230 Yo, Yolanda! 102 00:04:59,265 --> 00:05:01,532 How much for this copy of Preteen Miss? 103 00:05:01,568 --> 00:05:03,101 (SHOUTING) Preteen Miss? 104 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,535 Yeah, Preteen Miss. 105 00:05:04,571 --> 00:05:06,004 You know, the one with the feature on 106 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:08,006 how to make ugly girls pretty. 107 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:13,277 (LAUGHING WITH EMBARRASSMENT) 108 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,612 How did that get in there? 109 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:16,380 Oh, well, I might as well take it. 110 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:18,750 I can probably use it to, uh... 111 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:20,484 To line my bird cage with. 112 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,420 Yeah, that's it. (LAUGHING EMBARRASSEDLY) 113 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:47,045 Hmm. 114 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:50,115 Am I a fire-engine red, or a purly pink? 115 00:05:55,588 --> 00:05:57,021 (DOORKNOB RATTLING) 116 00:05:57,958 --> 00:05:59,190 MIRIAM: What's going on in there? 117 00:05:59,226 --> 00:06:00,391 Are you all right? 118 00:06:00,426 --> 00:06:02,727 I'm fine, Mother! 119 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:06,731 Can't I have few moments of peace in the bathroom? 120 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,266 Criminy! 121 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:21,279 Ow! Ow! Ow! 122 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:33,958 MIRIAM: Your father needs to use the bathroom, now! 123 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:36,494 HELGA: Okay! Okay! 124 00:06:37,297 --> 00:06:39,563 There! Satisfied? 125 00:06:39,599 --> 00:06:41,266 (GASPING) Oh, my! 126 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:44,969 HELGA: Hm, maybe I should have gone a bit lighter on the eye shadow. 127 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:53,278 Hey, you guys, I just saw Helga. 128 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:54,679 She's on her way to Rhonda's party, 129 00:06:54,714 --> 00:06:55,980 and she's all dolled up 130 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:57,515 (SOFTLY) like a girl! 131 00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:59,417 Helga? Like a girl? 132 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,286 This I gotta see. 133 00:07:02,388 --> 00:07:04,755 I say, all of us guys go over there right now, 134 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:06,191 and crash their party. 135 00:07:06,226 --> 00:07:07,826 ALL: Yeah, let's go! 136 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:13,097 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(DOORBELL RINGING) 137 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:22,540 Helga? 138 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:25,609 Rhonda, darling, great to see ya. 139 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:28,546 Sorry I'm late. 140 00:07:29,716 --> 00:07:32,083 -What are we doing, ladies? -(GLASS BREAKING) 141 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:33,684 Polishing our nails? 142 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,720 Helga, you look... 143 00:07:35,755 --> 00:07:37,989 -Great! -Oh, this old thing? 144 00:07:38,024 --> 00:07:40,591 Just something I had lying around the house. 145 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:42,961 It's all the rage this season, though. 146 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:45,330 (GIGGLING) 147 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:46,998 I brought some of my old makeup, 148 00:07:47,033 --> 00:07:48,933 in case you wanted any tips. 149 00:07:51,704 --> 00:07:53,738 Nadine, dear, that pink nail polish 150 00:07:53,773 --> 00:07:55,806 makes your fingers look awfully stubby, 151 00:07:55,842 --> 00:07:56,975 don't you think? 152 00:07:57,010 --> 00:08:00,178 I'd say you're really more of a coral. 153 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:01,612 Uh, Helga, 154 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:03,481 can I talk to you for a minute? 155 00:08:03,516 --> 00:08:05,083 Not now, dear. 156 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:08,987 Oh, yes, Nadine, you're definitely a coral. 157 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:24,668 Okay, is everybody ready for facials? Helga? 158 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:28,072 Oh, Rhonda, you are so... 159 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:29,941 Chante. 160 00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:34,512 I can feel my pores opening already. 161 00:08:34,547 --> 00:08:36,514 Helga, can I have a word with you? 162 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:37,848 Well... 163 00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:46,224 I'll be right back, ladies. 164 00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:48,326 I have to share a private moment 165 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:51,396 with one of my plainer acquaintances. 166 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:54,999 Helga, what are you doing? 167 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,200 Getting a facial. 168 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:58,403 You never use to like this girly stuff. 169 00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:00,504 That's the old Helga. 170 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:04,608 The new Helga can be just as beautiful as the next girl. 171 00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:07,145 Yeah, well, I like the old Helga better. 172 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:08,712 At least, she was honest. 173 00:09:08,748 --> 00:09:12,250 She'd never pretend to like all this stuff just to fit in with the crowd. 174 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:13,551 If you ask me, 175 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:16,720 you're just jealous because I'm more feminine and womanly. 176 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:17,989 (SLURPING AND GULPING) 177 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:19,457 (BURPING) 178 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:21,993 And now, if you'll excuse me, 179 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:24,495 this gorgeous kisser has got a date 180 00:09:24,530 --> 00:09:26,864 with a bowl of guacamole. 181 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:27,898 (FAINT LAUGH) 182 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:31,202 (SIGHING) 183 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:33,404 (GASPING) 184 00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:37,608 Okay, Helga, you're next. 185 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,411 Gee, I am? 186 00:09:40,646 --> 00:09:41,946 Wow. 187 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:43,781 Okay, give me the works. 188 00:09:51,657 --> 00:09:52,790 Stop! 189 00:09:52,825 --> 00:09:55,393 -What's wrong? -I'll tell you what's wrong. 190 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:58,363 This is stupid! That's what is wrong. 191 00:09:58,398 --> 00:09:59,530 But, Helga, 192 00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:02,933 this mask will help reduce wrinkles and signs of aging. 193 00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:05,169 We don't have wrinkles! 194 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,939 We don't have signs of aging. 195 00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:11,709 We're nine years old! 196 00:10:16,682 --> 00:10:19,117 Oh, this is gonna be great. 197 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:20,818 When they see all of us in the window, 198 00:10:20,853 --> 00:10:23,321 they're gonna scream bloody murder. 199 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:28,226 You know, Helga, maybe we were wrong about you. 200 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:30,561 Maybe you're not like the rest of us. 201 00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:32,296 You're right, Rhonda. 202 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:34,132 I'm not like the rest of you. 203 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:36,434 I'm not wearing a mask! 204 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,502 ALL: (GASPING) 205 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:40,371 HELGA: I mean, look at us. Tin foil in our hair, 206 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:41,972 glop on our faces, 207 00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:43,607 high heeled shoes? 208 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:46,710 Why are we wearing these? 209 00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:49,547 -(GLASS BREAKING) -We're already taller than the boys. 210 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:52,616 But, Helga, this is what girls do. 211 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,619 I mean, what could be more fun than this? 212 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,021 Yeah, what, Helga? 213 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:59,157 -ALL: Yeah. -(OBJECTS CLATTERING) 214 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:00,691 Did you hear something? 215 00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:03,727 (SCREAMING) 216 00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:05,196 (SCREAMING) 217 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:11,102 The horror. The horror! 218 00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:14,272 Come back here, you chicken... 219 00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:15,873 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 220 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:18,809 Should we go back and help him? 221 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,144 (PANTING) 222 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,646 Are you kidding? It's every man for himself. 223 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:23,714 (WHIMPERING) 224 00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:27,885 Well, well, well. Lookie what we got here. 225 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:31,689 Help! 226 00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:33,124 RHONDA: What do you think? 227 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:35,393 Burnt copper or coral pink? 228 00:11:37,763 --> 00:11:39,630 Help! Let me go! 229 00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:41,832 Let me go! 230 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:45,303 Now, this is what I call a good party. 231 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,071 You said it, Helga. 232 00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:26,949 Hey, Arnold! 233 00:12:27,652 --> 00:12:29,118 Careful with that lever there. 234 00:12:29,153 --> 00:12:30,853 It swings the wrecking ball. 235 00:12:30,889 --> 00:12:34,089 Now, move it slowly toward you. 236 00:12:36,728 --> 00:12:38,394 That's it. A little more. 237 00:12:38,430 --> 00:12:39,695 Wait, wait, wait. 238 00:12:39,731 --> 00:12:41,363 I almost forgot. 239 00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:46,068 (PLAYING DINO SPUMONI SONG) ♪ I'll smash a vase, the radio 240 00:12:46,103 --> 00:12:48,304 ♪ Those little teacups from Limoges... ♪ 241 00:12:48,339 --> 00:12:51,941 Ah, Dino Spumoni. 242 00:12:51,976 --> 00:12:54,911 It was before your time, one of the greats. 243 00:12:54,946 --> 00:12:58,881 This song first inspired me to get into demolitions. 244 00:12:58,917 --> 00:13:01,451 I always play it when I'm knocking things down. 245 00:13:01,486 --> 00:13:03,052 It scares the bricks. 246 00:13:03,087 --> 00:13:04,253 Go ahead. 247 00:13:04,288 --> 00:13:05,755 Pull the lever. 248 00:13:07,659 --> 00:13:08,691 Cool. 249 00:13:08,726 --> 00:13:10,159 You're a natural. 250 00:13:10,194 --> 00:13:12,227 I ought to take you on as an apprentice. 251 00:13:12,263 --> 00:13:13,563 You'd do that for me? 252 00:13:13,598 --> 00:13:16,131 Sure. You've got the knack. 253 00:13:16,167 --> 00:13:20,269 Now, first thing we gotta do is get you a nickname. 254 00:13:20,304 --> 00:13:22,672 Cool. How about "The Terminator"? 255 00:13:22,707 --> 00:13:24,841 Nah, too dramatic. 256 00:13:24,876 --> 00:13:26,308 Wait, wait. I got it. 257 00:13:26,344 --> 00:13:28,644 The perfect nickname for you. 258 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:31,681 -Bill. -Bill? That's a nickname? 259 00:13:31,716 --> 00:13:33,583 Yeah, it's a great nickname. 260 00:13:33,618 --> 00:13:36,018 Come on, meet the rest of the crew. 261 00:13:37,822 --> 00:13:40,189 Hey, Ernie man, what's shaking, huh? 262 00:13:40,224 --> 00:13:41,757 You mean besides your gut? 263 00:13:43,962 --> 00:13:47,096 So, this is the kid I've been telling you about, Bill. 264 00:13:47,131 --> 00:13:48,865 -Glad to meet you, Billy. -(CRUSHING) 265 00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:52,434 You here to help Ernie celebrate joining the 500 Club? 266 00:13:52,470 --> 00:13:53,503 Uh... 267 00:13:53,538 --> 00:13:56,438 Yeah, uh, Arnold, I've been meaning to ask you, 268 00:13:56,474 --> 00:13:58,107 we've got kind of a tradition here. 269 00:13:58,142 --> 00:14:00,309 At your five hundredth demolition, 270 00:14:00,344 --> 00:14:02,745 your son gets to sit in the wrecking rig with you. 271 00:14:03,481 --> 00:14:04,647 Only... 272 00:14:04,682 --> 00:14:07,483 I never met the right woman, see so... 273 00:14:07,519 --> 00:14:11,721 It's a little short notice for me to come up with a son by Wednesday. 274 00:14:11,756 --> 00:14:13,856 And well, what I mean to say... 275 00:14:13,892 --> 00:14:15,491 Arnold is... 276 00:14:15,527 --> 00:14:16,692 I'd love to. 277 00:14:17,294 --> 00:14:18,427 (GRUNTING) 278 00:14:22,299 --> 00:14:23,332 Hi, Grandma. 279 00:14:23,367 --> 00:14:25,768 Sorry, no time for small talk, kiddo. 280 00:14:25,803 --> 00:14:27,803 We gotta save the Circle theater. 281 00:14:28,272 --> 00:14:29,505 We do? 282 00:14:29,541 --> 00:14:30,907 They wanna tear it down 283 00:14:30,942 --> 00:14:33,709 and put in an 18 screen multiplex. 284 00:14:33,745 --> 00:14:36,579 One of those surround sound, air conditioned, 285 00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:38,447 plush seat, big screen deals. 286 00:14:38,482 --> 00:14:39,982 Oh, boy, sounds... 287 00:14:40,018 --> 00:14:41,050 Huh? 288 00:14:41,085 --> 00:14:42,117 Horrible. 289 00:14:42,153 --> 00:14:44,086 That's right. 290 00:14:44,121 --> 00:14:46,055 The Circle Theater is the place where 291 00:14:46,090 --> 00:14:48,691 Dino Spumoni got his big break. 292 00:14:48,726 --> 00:14:52,094 Grandpa and I had our first date there. 293 00:14:52,129 --> 00:14:54,864 (SINGING) Darling, you left my heart 294 00:14:54,899 --> 00:14:57,867 ♪ In pieces on the floor 295 00:14:57,902 --> 00:15:01,303 ♪ So, tell me why shouldn't I 296 00:15:01,338 --> 00:15:04,640 ♪ Break some things of yours ♪ 297 00:15:04,676 --> 00:15:08,243 That Spumoni, he's the dreamiest. 298 00:15:09,714 --> 00:15:11,346 Would you like to dance? 299 00:15:12,383 --> 00:15:13,549 I'd love to. 300 00:15:13,585 --> 00:15:15,184 ♪ The radio 301 00:15:15,219 --> 00:15:18,187 ♪ Those little teacups from Limoges 302 00:15:18,222 --> 00:15:21,691 ♪ Your wacky paintings on the walls 303 00:15:21,726 --> 00:15:24,994 ♪ Darling, pow! I'll smash them all ♪ 304 00:15:26,898 --> 00:15:29,364 So, will you help me, Arnold? 305 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:30,833 You bet, Grandma. 306 00:15:30,868 --> 00:15:32,334 I'd be glad to help you. 307 00:15:34,806 --> 00:15:36,839 Yo, Bill. Come here. 308 00:15:38,109 --> 00:15:40,009 You still doing that exercise I taught you? 309 00:15:40,044 --> 00:15:41,077 Yup. 310 00:15:41,112 --> 00:15:43,613 BOTH: Reach, pull, reach, pull! 311 00:15:44,148 --> 00:15:45,481 Good boy. 312 00:15:45,516 --> 00:15:47,049 Do that every day, 313 00:15:47,085 --> 00:15:50,086 and when the big moment comes you'll be ready. 314 00:15:50,121 --> 00:15:51,186 ARNOLD: Thanks, Ernie. 315 00:15:51,222 --> 00:15:52,688 This is the set-up, you see? 316 00:15:53,057 --> 00:15:54,090 Cool. 317 00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:56,092 I got the little lever here. 318 00:15:56,995 --> 00:15:59,061 Circle Theater? Oh, no. 319 00:15:59,497 --> 00:16:02,698 ERNIE: (LAUGHING) 320 00:16:02,734 --> 00:16:05,400 Now, watch what happens when I do this. 321 00:16:06,270 --> 00:16:08,604 Boom! Perfect! Did you see that? 322 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,506 Did you see what I did there? 323 00:16:10,541 --> 00:16:13,175 (GULPS) Yeah. I saw. 324 00:16:13,210 --> 00:16:15,978 Ah, come Wednesday, when you and I pull that lever together, 325 00:16:16,014 --> 00:16:18,080 it's gonna be the proudest day of my life. 326 00:16:18,116 --> 00:16:21,917 The day I finally join the 500 Club. 327 00:16:21,953 --> 00:16:25,420 Woo-hoo. And you'll be there right by my side, kid, 328 00:16:25,456 --> 00:16:27,456 like the son I never had, right Arnold? 329 00:16:28,359 --> 00:16:29,659 You won't let me down, will ya? 330 00:16:29,694 --> 00:16:32,294 I've been let down a lot in my life. 331 00:16:32,329 --> 00:16:35,064 I don't know if I can take one more disappointment, 332 00:16:35,399 --> 00:16:36,999 son. 333 00:16:37,035 --> 00:16:39,201 Uh, you can count on me, Ernie. 334 00:16:41,939 --> 00:16:45,207 Oh, Arnold, I just wanted to thank you for helping me 335 00:16:45,242 --> 00:16:46,709 on the big campaign. 336 00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,477 It's you and me, Arnold, 337 00:16:48,512 --> 00:16:50,913 standing together, side by side, 338 00:16:50,948 --> 00:16:52,514 against them all. 339 00:16:52,550 --> 00:16:54,249 You won't let me down, will ya? 340 00:16:54,285 --> 00:16:55,718 Uh, no, Grandma. 341 00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,119 You can count on me. 342 00:17:02,359 --> 00:17:04,060 Hey, Grandpa, 343 00:17:04,095 --> 00:17:06,829 I was wondering if I could talk to you. 344 00:17:06,864 --> 00:17:09,031 I've kind of got a problem. 345 00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:11,366 (LAUGHING) Well, shoot, Shortman. 346 00:17:14,105 --> 00:17:15,871 (GROANING) 347 00:17:15,907 --> 00:17:19,408 Grandma seems to be counting on me to help her save the Circle Theater. 348 00:17:19,443 --> 00:17:21,276 And, I really wanna help her. 349 00:17:21,312 --> 00:17:23,946 Of course, you do. It's a great cause. 350 00:17:23,981 --> 00:17:25,581 No problem! 351 00:17:25,616 --> 00:17:29,785 And Ernie is kind of counting on me to help him knock down the Circle Theater. 352 00:17:29,821 --> 00:17:32,154 He says I'm like a son to him. 353 00:17:32,190 --> 00:17:34,757 Besides, I get to drive a wrecking ball. 354 00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:36,258 Well, like I always say, 355 00:17:36,293 --> 00:17:39,128 how many chances are you going to get to drive a wrecking ball. 356 00:17:39,163 --> 00:17:40,196 No problem. 357 00:17:40,231 --> 00:17:41,797 No, you see, 358 00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:46,068 I told Grandma I'd help save the same building I told Ernie I'd help destroy. 359 00:17:46,104 --> 00:17:47,603 Now, you got a problem. 360 00:17:47,638 --> 00:17:49,004 I know that. 361 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,472 But, what do I do? 362 00:17:50,742 --> 00:17:51,841 Well, 363 00:17:51,876 --> 00:17:54,343 there's only one thing you can do. 364 00:17:54,378 --> 00:17:55,911 Uh, well, 365 00:17:55,947 --> 00:17:58,180 what you could do is... 366 00:17:58,216 --> 00:18:00,515 Shoot far! Time to take my medication already. 367 00:18:00,551 --> 00:18:03,052 I'll get back to you, boy. Don't call me, I'll call you. 368 00:18:03,087 --> 00:18:06,989 I know. I'll just tell them both that I want out, that's all. 369 00:18:07,024 --> 00:18:09,191 They're adults, they'll understand. 370 00:18:10,027 --> 00:18:11,193 Hey, Arnold, 371 00:18:11,229 --> 00:18:14,563 ask your Grandma there, to pass the potatoes. 372 00:18:14,598 --> 00:18:16,799 That is unless she wants to preserve them 373 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:19,434 for another 500 years. 374 00:18:19,470 --> 00:18:20,736 Here you go, Arnold. 375 00:18:20,772 --> 00:18:24,006 Tell your friend I'm sorry they aren't mashed. 376 00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:26,508 But, he probably wants to do that himself. 377 00:18:28,612 --> 00:18:29,645 Finished? 378 00:18:32,716 --> 00:18:34,016 Stop it! 379 00:18:34,051 --> 00:18:37,253 You'd knock down the Statue of Liberty if it got a gray hair. 380 00:18:37,288 --> 00:18:40,189 You'd save a pile of dog droppings on the street 381 00:18:40,224 --> 00:18:42,758 if George Washington once stepped in it. 382 00:18:42,794 --> 00:18:46,728 Come here and say that, demolition man. 383 00:18:46,764 --> 00:18:48,097 Yeah? You want a piece of this? 384 00:18:48,132 --> 00:18:50,332 Oh, yeah? You homewrecker! 385 00:18:50,367 --> 00:18:52,401 This is ridiculous! 386 00:18:52,436 --> 00:18:55,237 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 387 00:18:57,175 --> 00:18:59,241 Oh, now look what you've done. 388 00:18:59,277 --> 00:19:00,876 ERNIE: Me? GRANDMA: You've upset the boy. 389 00:19:00,912 --> 00:19:02,644 ERNIE: He's mad at you! GRANDMA: End of discussion. 390 00:19:16,093 --> 00:19:20,529 ERNIE: Reach up, reach up. 391 00:19:20,564 --> 00:19:22,998 Boom! It's progress. 392 00:19:30,942 --> 00:19:34,176 GRANDMA: Grandpa and I had our first date here. 393 00:19:35,112 --> 00:19:37,112 Dino Spumoni... 394 00:19:37,148 --> 00:19:39,348 Our first date. 395 00:19:40,952 --> 00:19:44,854 ERNIE: This song first inspired me to go into demolitions. 396 00:19:45,356 --> 00:19:47,756 Dino Spumoni... 397 00:20:02,306 --> 00:20:04,306 (DIALING) 398 00:20:07,778 --> 00:20:10,246 Pookie, have you lost your mind? 399 00:20:10,281 --> 00:20:14,116 Why don't you listen to reason for once in your life and come home? 400 00:20:14,151 --> 00:20:15,284 Nothing doing. 401 00:20:15,319 --> 00:20:17,019 I'm gonna save this building. 402 00:20:17,054 --> 00:20:18,754 By yourself? 403 00:20:18,789 --> 00:20:21,323 No, I've got Arnold with me. 404 00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:22,958 Well, I don't see him. 405 00:20:22,994 --> 00:20:24,994 He'll be here. He'll be here. 406 00:20:25,029 --> 00:20:27,829 This building is about to come down. 407 00:20:27,865 --> 00:20:31,833 I parked my carcass right here and I'm not moving! 408 00:20:32,636 --> 00:20:34,436 Where are you, Arnold? 409 00:20:34,471 --> 00:20:36,471 Come nine o'clock you'll change your tune, 410 00:20:36,507 --> 00:20:39,341 and I'll get my five hundredth demolition. 411 00:20:39,377 --> 00:20:40,809 Hurry up, Bill. 412 00:20:50,388 --> 00:20:52,354 Wait! Wait! Stop the show! 413 00:20:52,957 --> 00:20:55,057 BOTH: Arnold, you came! 414 00:20:59,563 --> 00:21:01,096 Ladies and gentlemen, 415 00:21:01,132 --> 00:21:03,165 as mayor of our fair city, 416 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,000 I have an announcement to make. 417 00:21:05,036 --> 00:21:06,936 I thought we recalled her. 418 00:21:06,971 --> 00:21:10,406 But first, to say a few words about the Circle Theater, 419 00:21:10,441 --> 00:21:13,775 let me introduce a man who needs no introduction, 420 00:21:13,811 --> 00:21:16,011 Mr. Dino Spumoni. 421 00:21:16,047 --> 00:21:18,513 Dino Spumoni! 422 00:21:18,549 --> 00:21:21,083 (CROWD CHEERING) 423 00:21:28,759 --> 00:21:30,059 How you's all doing? 424 00:21:30,094 --> 00:21:32,561 I want to thank a very special little boy, 425 00:21:32,596 --> 00:21:34,430 named Arnold, 426 00:21:34,465 --> 00:21:36,432 who brought this situation to my attention. 427 00:21:36,467 --> 00:21:39,201 You know, folks, the Circle has got a lot of history for me. 428 00:21:39,236 --> 00:21:41,670 I sang some of my best numbers here. 429 00:21:41,705 --> 00:21:44,573 Punched some of the finest photographers in the world. 430 00:21:44,608 --> 00:21:45,841 Pow! Right in the kisser. 431 00:21:45,876 --> 00:21:47,343 But that's another story. 432 00:21:47,378 --> 00:21:49,111 The point is, this boy here, 433 00:21:49,146 --> 00:21:50,912 got me and the Mayor together, 434 00:21:50,948 --> 00:21:55,517 and we realized, we gotta save this fine old building for posteriority. 435 00:21:55,552 --> 00:21:59,288 I hereby declare, the old Circle Theater, 436 00:21:59,323 --> 00:22:01,090 a city landmark. 437 00:22:01,125 --> 00:22:02,891 (CROWD CHEERING) 438 00:22:05,029 --> 00:22:07,629 Of course, the Circle Theater. 439 00:22:07,664 --> 00:22:10,632 You were the reason I decided to go into demolitions. 440 00:22:10,667 --> 00:22:12,567 That song of yours. 441 00:22:12,603 --> 00:22:14,336 (SINGING OFF KEY) ♪ Darling 442 00:22:14,372 --> 00:22:16,972 ♪ You left my heart 443 00:22:17,008 --> 00:22:20,942 ♪ In pieces on the floor 444 00:22:20,978 --> 00:22:22,677 Tony, get me out of here. 445 00:22:22,713 --> 00:22:24,146 Limo and out. 446 00:22:28,652 --> 00:22:30,886 Dino, wait! Come back! 447 00:22:30,921 --> 00:22:32,787 I want you to sign my head. 448 00:22:32,823 --> 00:22:35,690 You did it, Arnold. You saved the theater. 449 00:22:35,726 --> 00:22:38,093 I knew you wouldn't let me down. 450 00:22:38,129 --> 00:22:39,328 Thanks, Arnold. 451 00:22:39,363 --> 00:22:42,664 You stopped me from making a terrible mistake. 452 00:22:42,699 --> 00:22:44,299 Tearing down Dino's theater, 453 00:22:44,335 --> 00:22:46,101 it would have been a sacrilege. 454 00:22:46,137 --> 00:22:48,437 And, the next building I tear down, 455 00:22:48,472 --> 00:22:50,572 my real five hundredth, 456 00:22:50,607 --> 00:22:53,208 it'll be you and me, kid. 457 00:22:53,244 --> 00:22:56,045 In the end, it was you and me. 458 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,613 Hey, crazy lady, he came through for me. 459 00:22:58,649 --> 00:23:00,749 In your dreams. He came through for me! 460 00:23:00,784 --> 00:23:02,084 ERNIE: Me! GRANDMA: For me! 461 00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:03,652 What's wrong with you? Your ears pitted? 462 00:23:03,687 --> 00:23:04,853 Darn, I said me! 463 00:23:04,888 --> 00:23:06,922 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 464 00:23:10,027 --> 00:23:12,661 ♪ Darling, you left my heart 465 00:23:12,696 --> 00:23:15,597 ♪ In pieces on the floor 466 00:23:15,632 --> 00:23:19,000 ♪ So, tell me why shouldn't I 467 00:23:19,036 --> 00:23:22,938 ♪ Break some things of yours 468 00:23:22,973 --> 00:23:24,973 ♪ I'll smash your lamp 469 00:23:25,008 --> 00:23:26,641 ♪ The antique chair 470 00:23:26,677 --> 00:23:29,644 ♪ That stupid thing you always wear 471 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,280 ♪ I'll smash a vase 472 00:23:31,315 --> 00:23:32,881 ♪ The radio 473 00:23:32,916 --> 00:23:35,884 ♪ Those little teacups from Limoges 474 00:23:35,919 --> 00:23:39,354 ♪ Your wacky paintings on the walls 475 00:23:39,390 --> 00:23:43,459 ♪ Darling, pow! I'll smash them all 476 00:23:43,494 --> 00:23:46,528 ♪ Lover, it's just a game 477 00:23:46,564 --> 00:23:49,664 ♪ Cupid can take the blame 478 00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:52,167 ♪ I'll take the place apart 479 00:23:52,203 --> 00:23:54,669 ♪ But don't worry 480 00:23:54,705 --> 00:23:57,506 ♪ I won't smash your heart 481 00:23:58,509 --> 00:23:59,641 ♪ Not me 482 00:23:59,676 --> 00:24:00,809 ♪ Maybe some other clown 483 00:24:00,844 --> 00:24:02,978 ♪ But I'm not gonna smash your heart baby 484 00:24:03,013 --> 00:24:04,746 ♪ You're talking to Dino over here ♪ 33495

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